Sorry ladies (and gentlemen for that matter), all your private areas are now property of teh Urbz. While the butt hurt/scorned lover fringe of the UF fan base will continue to look for revisionist chinks in the armor as they watch the facebook updates about his new relationship fly through their newsfeeds (don't cry; being 'In a relationship with Will Muschamp' is pretty good, BB!), on the plus, Berkeley scientists recently found that the best cure for a broken heart is a moustache ride. (via SI Vault)