TWENTY-TWO NEW JOBS FOR RICK NEUHEISEL
by Spencer Hall on Nov 28, 2011 4:17 PM EST
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PrintIn our billionth post on the internet today about someone getting fired, Rick Neuheisel's official exit from the UCLA job caps a bloody 48 hours of coaching losses. Neuheisel will need a new job and need one quickly, and in this economy that won't be easy. Fortunately, we have suggestions.
1. Local Los Angeles Cable Access Show Host. Like this guy, but with hair.
LET'S PAINT AND RUN AND MAKE BLENDED DRINKS AND LOSE TO USC BY 50.
2. Bob Davie Stunt Double.
3. Mall Recording Studio Producer, Owner, and Operator
4. Really Inaccurate Running Coach. "Eat whatever you want, and I mean whatever: old magazines, batteries, dead mice, whatever."
5. Barker Beauty
6. Modern Warfare 3 Game Curator and Original Four Loko Procurer for Team John Mayer
7. Internet Explorer Street Team Evangelist
8. Dollar Movie Theater Critic
9. Restless Legs Prescription Drug Treatment Spokesperson
10. Star of UPN series "My One Dad." About a guy who raises an imaginary daughter in a desert scrapyard while tripping balls on cough syrup
11. Swaziland's First Astronaut. And its last.
12. Roadie for a fictional band in a movie starring Mark Wahlberg. He will have no idea it's not an actual musical act.
13. New Boss on The Office, Season 38
14. Cran-Grape Mixologist
15. Ye Olde Renaissance Faire CPR Instructor
16. Rival Gigolo of Thomas Jane in "Hung" who's really bad at his job.
17. Recruiting Coordinator, Sportsbybrooks.com
18. Offensive line coach, University of Florida. :(
19. World's Nicest DHS Screener. A full cavity search, sir? I promise, it won't so much as tickle, buddy.
20. Barista at Original Starbucks in Pike Place. Just to brag to his parents he's doing something with his life.
21. Governor of California. Since after four years nothing happens, and then someone else takes over and fails.
22. USC campus loop bus driver.
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23. Bleacher Report writing talent scout
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 28, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Where can I submit my resume
This sounds like the single easiest job EVER.
"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions."
24. ESPN analyst
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
26. Cheerily Inaccurate Prophet
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 4:23 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
The only thing Neuheisel won at UCLA
by NoVABuff on Nov 28, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
There was only one other contestant.
Who was disqualified from the competition and Neuheisel still came in second.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 28, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Slightly related post is slightly related
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I would play this game.
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'll take, What Harold Camping and Rick Neuheisel have in common for 1000, Alex.
False Prophets
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 28, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UCLA is in the championship game, USC isnt
Seems like he was right.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Not even Bruins Nation is buying that.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Channeled rage is a useful thing.
GET YOUR PITCHFORKS
by Kenneth Powers on Nov 29, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions
I AM OUTRAGED THAT HE WAS FIRED
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
and we all know who taught him his lawyering skills
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
First comment!
NAILED IT.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Nov 28, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 25 recs
That's good hustle.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah, I had to green that.
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
28. Local TV station weatherman
Sub .500 success rate? You’re hired!
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
29. David Stern's wet nurse.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
29. Jug-wine Sommelier
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 28, 2011 4:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
30. Men's Basketball Bubble Analyst, TWWL
by Erik T on Nov 28, 2011 4:29 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
31. SMU Season Ticket Salesman
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 28, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
31. That guy who gets hit in the face in the next Russell Crowe movie.
by Counter Trap on Nov 28, 2011 4:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That guy that Harrison Ford growls "GET OFF MY PLANE/GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK/LET GO OF HER/etc" at
in his next movie
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 28, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That guy Sam Jackson calls "motherfucker" in his next movie
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The goofball guy that gets Katherine Heigl/Elizabeth Banks pregnant on TV or in a movie
or hell, based on the pic above, just have him be Heigl or Banks
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 28, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sandra Bullock's love interest
in her WACKY new comedy where he melts her cold, career driven heart through a series of ZANY misunderstandings in the LAUGH RIOT of the year!
-copyright Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK, I have it....
The inordinately hot wife of a fat guy in a CBS sitcom.
by Counter Trap on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
32. Hygiene Advisor - Occupy LA
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
33. Zombie extra - The Walking Dead
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
33. Skippy will land on his feet...
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 28, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
34. Lead Singer, any band that ROCKS
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
35. Not an oddsmaker
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I know a new job for Rick Neuheisel, but I'm not allowed to reveal what it is yet
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 28, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
There was a lawyer on my TV last night during Hell on Wheels who looked just like
Danny “cock-bag” Sheridan.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Person who gets to decide who in the sports world actually has
NO CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneoneunounouno
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 28, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
35. This is Hollywood, folks...
there’s always Porn
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 28, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Too bad you didn't get to use #34 for this one
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Rule 34
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
What is rule 34?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
If it exists, there is porn of it.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rule 35, if there isn't porn of it, there will be soon
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Obligatory XKCD post
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
They actually
made a website of girls in the shower with guitars… It didn’t last long and wasn’t as much porn as nude photography…
It's still up (yeah, I looked)
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
True story. A couple of years ago, I was in Hollywood at the House of Blues.
Blues Traveler was playing that night. The “actor” who introduced them on-stage—Ron Jeremy.
He was the only “actor” I saw in Hollywood all week.
You probably saw a bunch of actors while you were there
You just wouldn’t recognize them with their clothes on
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
36. Vontaze Burfict Anger Management Counselor
Marshawn Lynch would drive a cart around the field after the game to celebrate your mode and its beastliness, sir.
by thebusinessbear on Nov 28, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
NO DRUMS!!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
In. Control.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Recs for everyone!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
37. Sweater Vest Salesman
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 4:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
2nd round pick in next year's WNBA draft.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 4:40 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Joe Schad on ESPN...
just reported that he’s “heard Rick Neuheisel may be in trouble at UCLA”
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 28, 2011 4:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Joe Schad is reporting Bob Toledo has been fired at UCLA
by 49er16 on Nov 28, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Joe Schad is reporting that the UCLA administration really likes that Terry Donahue guy.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
39a. Grateful Dead keyboardist.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
41. Life coach
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 28, 2011 4:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
42. Astroturf salesman - Baton Rouge
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
43) Source of flaxen locks
for tiny little harps
by Boy Howdy on Nov 28, 2011 4:44 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
44. The position Wheatley had at Aperture Science
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 4:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Well, if he follows the Kiffin trajectory
his next job will be Supreme Court Justice
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:48 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Kiffin's next job: God-Emperor of Mankind?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Psst. Ricky Dick. Lemme tell you a secret."
“Cock. Taint. Balls.”
/Slaps Neuheisel in the nuts and runs away laughing
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
"Pie smash! Bitch Slap! Nut Tap!"
Actually, that pretty much describes what happened between them Saturday.
by OHokie on Nov 28, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
46. Tom Mees's swimming coach
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 28, 2011 4:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Depression counselor
At Auburn
by BamaFaninATL on Nov 28, 2011 4:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Special Teams Coach, Field Goal Unit - Bama
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
nice!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
In yet another nod to political correctness from the sports world,
this team is changing its name to the “Little Kids Out There”.
by Nick's Hat Band on Nov 28, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In light of recent news from the sports world I think it's time to change it back.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
49. BCS Public Relations Manager
($$$$$)
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
50. Taffy Taste Tester - Baton Rouge, LA
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 28, 2011 5:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
51. Town councilman
Mogadishu
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Nov 28, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
52. Sunsphere Window Washer -- Knoxville, TN
1-0 Against Florida in the last 11 months.
by Uga in DC on Nov 28, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I thought's what a Kardashian in-law did?
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Mind the gap!
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
54. Motivational speaker
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 28, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Why is Chris Farley screaming at Eric Foreman?
by OHokie on Nov 28, 2011 5:13 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Is it actually him?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 28, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
That's David...
…Spade. Topher Grace would have been at most 16 or so when Farley was on SNL.
/Remembers the early 90s, feels old
by witless chum on Nov 29, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
55. Amateur Professional Sports Bettor
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 28, 2011 5:15 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Joe Schad: The Urban Meyer hire is a better hire than the Lane Kiffin hire.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
56. Ryan Tannehill's fiance
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:16 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Can someone post a real picture of her?
cause she’s a babe.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Do they not have Google where you live
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I only use Lycos, and it won't find it for me.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hasn't made it down here to Bama yet.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Gotcha bro
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Not a bad consolation prize for his time at aTm
Daniel Cobb is jealous.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Solid, bro. Solid.
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by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Bleached Blonde, spray tanned
Why would, what is obviously a very pretty young lady try so hard to look fake
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
You've never been to College Station have you?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'm not a masochist
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooompa, loompa, doopity doo...
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So...what happens if UCLA beats Oregon then wins the Rose Bowl?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
The Mayan calendar activates
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Dragons everywhere.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS WRITTEN
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus shows up?
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 28, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
......................................... yes.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 9:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or........................
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 9:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
As I said in another forum on this very same question, NO. HELL NO. MOTHER OF GOD, NO NO NO.
WE LOST TO BOISE STATE. THEN WE LOST TO STANFORD. THEN WE LOST TO OHIO STATE. THEN WE LOST TO AUBURN. THEN WE LOST TO LSU. THEN WE LOST TO USC. I WAS OK WITH THOSE LOSSES. DEVASTATED, BUT OK. WE ARE A GROWING TEAM. A YOUNG TEAM. THEY WERE CHIP’S FIRST YEARS AS HC. BUT BY GOD, IF WE LOSE TO UCLA AND THE WEASEL AFTER USC SHOT THEM DOWN 50-0, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY. HELL, I TELL YOU. ABSOLUTE HELL. THERE WILL BE NO REDEMPTION. THEY WILL LIVE IN INFAMY AND FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS OREGON’S UNFORGIVEN, THE SHAMED AND TAINTED TEAM THAT LOST TO THE WEASEL AND THE WORST EVER UCLA TEAM TO EVER TAKE A FIELD. THE SHAME, THE HORROR, THE HORROR. IT WILL NOT BE BORNE. AND A LIFELONG FUTURE OF CONFESSIONALS (BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED) AWAITS. THE HORROR.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
The new Mass text in English
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 28, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
am i the only one watching the meyer presser and drinking?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:19 PM EST reply actions
Too high stress.
I’m spending time with my family, instead. Meet you at the bar in a year.
by mnHorn on Nov 28, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Apparently one year
give or take a month, is the universal unit of time measurement required to de-stress and spend time with family.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard Mike Haywood mentioned for that job
Assuming he’s got his issues behind him and Tulane is willing to follow the long line of CUSA schools that give out second chances, he’d be a pretty good hire for them. He recruits TX and LA pretty well.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
After what he's done
No school will even come close to him
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
That was my first thought, too.
But his court case was resolved with charges being dismissed. I suspect that there were some unpleasant truths behind the allegations he faced, but we are unlikely ever to know exactly what those were. Eventually, someone will take a chance on him. This year may be too soon.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He'll catch on somewhere.
Maybe not this season, but he will.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Joe Schad reported that a couple of weeks ago.
And I saw it on NOLA.com, but I don’t think there’s been much interest since then.
Damn. I missed alot of stuff today.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Don't worry plenty of insanity waiting in the wings.
This just in: Bruins nation posters believe they can get Chip Kelly
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
BAM!! DELUSIONAL
Florida
I am guessing will go after Chip Kelly.
by Nestor on Nov 28, 2011 1:45 PM PST up
Which will hurt us badly since Petersen would probably love that job
That’s probably my biggest fear. Of course, if we sign him now, it will be too late for Oregon to get him.
by bluebland on Nov 28, 2011 1:46 PM PST up
Well
As I am sure you know well bb – UCLA has certain advantages that Oregon doesn’t have. Money can’t buy everything. And I am not going to get into any details in this forum.
by Nestor on Nov 28, 2011 1:47 PM PST up
I know those details quite well
And yes, they might outweigh even the concept of a dream job in a dream locale.
Most crucially, however, is the fact that there is no way Kelly leaves Oregon until at least Saturday. By then, we better have ink on the line.
by bluebland on Nov 28, 2011 1:50 PM PST up
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Dude, UCLA is an ELITE program and an ELITE job right now.
/falls over laughing
//seriously read this shit
N.F.L AIDS
I can really get behind that one though, might even be as good as keeping the heisel for another few years
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
They have preemptively applied for their waiver to go to a bowl at 6-7.
As they say, unlikely champions.
Rose Bowl
IT IS WRITTEN.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Did Tebow Jebus Proclaim it?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
COTG is especially crazy this season
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GUY is still praying for a Gruden hire
Somewhere. Anywhere.
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STRONG LIKE BOAR
Amended
Somewhere. Anywhere. Out of my media market.
I want him off ESPN, too, but not at the cost of seeing him do threeve press conferences on local TV.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I can change the channel in that situation
But he singlehandedly makes me take headache medication before MNF every week
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STRONG LIKE BOAR
I think he'd be a phenomenal recruiter
The actual coaching however, given the the reputation of his offense (incredibly hard to learn even for pros) could be positively Weis-ian
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
UCLA will never be a dream job so long as the stadium is THREEVE hours from campus, IMO
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Two words: Bill Callahan.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 28, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Certain advantages" is even funnier . . .
. . . when I consider how quickly I’d be banned over there simply for typing the words “Sam Gilbert.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
shame on you
He was just a simple teacher who loved UCLA basketball. If he was guilty of anything, it was loving too much.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
why yes it is late
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Short answer
UCLA was investigated and cleared. What Gilbert did at UCLA would have been illegal in this era but was perfectly legal back then.
so long as they aren't in the library
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe I'm reading that wrong
But it reads to me like he thinks Florida is going to get Chip Kelly, which would cause Oregon to swipe Petersen out from under UCLA
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
FYI
Nestor is one of their blog managers.
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Its been pretty good these last few days
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
he thinks they are competing with Florida for Chip
it boggles
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
I think Florida could steal Chip if they wanted him
but they won’t be in the market fora new coach for at least two more wonderful, delectable years.
Mmmmm.
Mmmmm.
Chip really is making
ALL THE MONEY right now though, with tons of facility support. What can Florida offer besides a free ride in recruiting?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Yeah, I’m not sure why Kelly would leave.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
I should have said it was possible, not likely
He makes $2.8 million. Urban Meyer is about to make $6 million. It would, at a minimum, take a similar deal to get Kelly to go anywhere, one that UF is unlikely to offer, and one Oregon might be able to match. But lots of coaches have ego and like new challenges.
well here it is:
$2.4 million in 2010, $2.8 million in 2011, $3.5 million in 2012, $3.8 million in 2013 and $4 million in 2014 and 2015.
Does not include many many incentives for Bowls, division/conference championships etc. Also, he has a 4 mil buyout written in. Uncle Phil was serious when he laid down that cash.
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
I can't see it
Until chippy actually wins a game that, you know, really matters.
Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
USC helped with that.
So did Mike Beliotti.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
I look forward to a Chip vs. Jimbo matchup if that occurs.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
No, Charlie Weis has two more years on his contract @ $2.6 million per year
and I suggest you lock him up through the end of the decade before his price goes up.
Need to keep that "decided schematic advantage."
On that note, COTG likes to screw with Weis. Weis got the Notre Dame job, because their first choice, Urban Meyer, went to Florida. Then after being fired from the ND gig and a brief stint in the NFL, he gets the OC job at Florida due to Urban Meyer’s “retirement.”
You know what this means? CHARLIE WEIS FOR OHIO STATE.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yes plz.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
COTG, please make this happen.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
They better hurry before the CFL teams come!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Those posts weren't about Chip Kelly.
Those posts were worrying that if Chip Kelly leaves Oregon, Petersen would be more interested in the Oregon job than the UCLA job.
by Kenneth Powers on Nov 29, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
No, I think they're saying...
That if Chip Kelly left Oregon for another job that Chris Peterson would the Ducks top choice to replace him.
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
Ow.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
So they just hahnd off the ball two more times than usual?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I dont envision them having a passing game for the rest of the year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
They are still winning the AFC south with that D.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
They are still winning the AFC South because the rest of the division is shit
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
/kicks dirt
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
/Marcedes drops TD
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, youve got Maurice-Jones-Drew and um......David Garrard??
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
He got cut yo.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Scobee kicks FG through tooth gap
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
well, the Colts are tanking
but it’s effectively the same thing
They only have to beat TEN and IND to clinch.
So yeah, they’re winning… and then losing in the first round.
#dammit
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Urban Meyer:
“Football coaching is too high stress for me, I’ve got to quit in order to take time off to make sure I’m alive for my kids”.
A year later: “My family is pretty important, but this $30 million is more important”
Fuck Bag
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
#RickNeuheisel4Meyer'sKids
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 28, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The Parental Monopoly in Meyer's Family is Over
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Urban Meyer: "What the fuck are you talking about...Ive never even heard of Ohio State? These rumors are all lies!"
/Takes Ohio State job next day
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Saban nods & winks
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
//Petrino sees nothing wrong with this.
///Tuberville disapproves of lack of folksy metaphor to emphasize loyalty to current position at ESPN.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I have not signed a contract with Ohio State. Never, no way, uh huh...
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 28, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
HE IS A SAINT
and, given how intense he is, i’m sure his family is like “get the fuck out and spend some time not critiquing my meatloaf like it is a the gameplan for a bowl game”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
///Grandma tests postive for weed.
////Meyer pulls here from family trip.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
/////until they need her to complete the dinner reservation
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/Meyer has two kids with wife, leaves her
// Implies it had something to do with Cam Newton
///remarries next year for money
I hope he and Dan Mullen collectively never win another game in their lives.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
sorry about last Saturday, then.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/glares at Fedora
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
We Ready to Give You That Loss
Oh, wait – we have a conference championship to play for Saturday first
/notachancewewinatHouston
//nonethelessitsnice
??
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
ok.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
it's better than beating Jacksonville St
most years, at least.
and usually the team with the worse record wins.
but, no. to the rest of the planet, it doesn’t. but to me and dozens and dozens of other folks it is a pretty big deal.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now, the egg bowl accounts for the vast majority of Mullens SEC wins.
so yeah it counts.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
never mind. they also play kentucky every year.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
3 of the 9 total wins. 6 against the east.
no one beat Alabama in 09, no one beat Auburn last year & no one beat LSU this year. Wins are kinda slim in the SECw, as you guys kinda rediscovered this year.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
we got the 2 gimmies.
I know yall are glad we’re adding another gimme to the division. I’m crushed for yall that your dream season of 2011 turned out the way it did.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
score a TD against USCe
or find out how in the blue hell you guys scored 41 points on us…
either one of those & it would have been a 7-5 season. judging by the past decade, that would have been a great year. 2010 was fun. going bowling again is ok, even if it is in MUMPHUS.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 28, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
There are dozens of us!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
so you're rooting for the zombie/meteor apocapylse?
i’m down with that. because there is no other way this happens.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
What is the best strategy for a zombie apocalypse?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
surviving one or causing one?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Surviving
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 28, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
hire urban meyer to coach your ragtag group of plucky surivors
if you happen to wind up in the world of King’s “The Stand” then find Tebow like your life depends on it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
What do you usually do on Sunday nights at 9/8c?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
i'm usually on the ps3 with the dvr set for walking dead
i hate commercials i can’t fast forward through
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
sorry, meant for Van Pelt.
I take it you have your own Zombie plan.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
I have 37 zombie plans!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
In a row?
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's 40 million
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
man he is pretty terrible at lying
WHERE IS YOUR CATHOLIC GUILT
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
This presser is oozing with integrity.
Columbus Police better hire a few extra detectives. Urban’s in town and some laptops are going to go missing! Not to mention a jump in DUI’s and auto shop break-ins.
Let's have a DUI! Let's have a DUI!
Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI!Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI! Let’s have a DUI!
by ssladler on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meyer: I can't express accurately how excited I am about coaching Braxton Miller on broadcast tv. I'll tell HBO later.
/oh my god the look in his eyes was just “we’re going to fuck some bitches up”
/is if next fall yet? fuck the bowl games.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:35 PM EST reply actions
Did someone just faint during the press conference?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 5:37 PM EST reply actions
sorry about that
i have the vapors
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
what the shit?
a health emergency interrupting Urbz’ presser?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
the camera man was born in michigan
BE AFRAID
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
So Urban is channeling Woody Hayes?
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 28, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
"EMS to the back"
Halt in the Urban presser…let’s hope it isn’t Fearless Leader stroking out over this.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Nov 28, 2011 5:40 PM EST reply actions
what the shit?
Urban: We spoke for near 4 hours last night and again this morning, and he was really excited.
So what’s his title going to be?
Urban: c’mon, we haven’t even talked about that yet.
by JoesDeliRuled on Nov 28, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
in reference to whom>
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Ok then.
Rumors are he’s taking Durkin (please) and Mariotti (please NO)
/Chains Mariotti to weight bench @ UF
//Mariotti breaks chains, laughs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mariotti and Meyer first met at Ohio State...
When they both worked for Earle Bruce
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LALALALAALALAA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALAHMMMHMMMHMMLLAAALALALAA
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Urban Speak
Remember that nothing was being talked about as far as details until the offer was made this morning. WINKWINKNUDGENUDGEKNOWWHATIMEANKNOWWHATIMEAN
LOL Josh Harris reference
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
JOSH HARRIS
he came to my high school football practices and threw me some balls the year after he graduated high school. apparently he knew my coach. he was bigger than any lineman on our team.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Update:
@ramzyn Ramzy Nasrallah
It was a camera lady and she seems to be okay. WOMEN OF OHIO: Please avoid direct eye contact with Coach. Thank you.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 5:43 PM EST reply actions
So both Florida AND Ohio State were his dream jobs?
….wut?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions
So were BG and Utah!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Larry Brown is Urb's role model
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/Leaves for ND job
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 28, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
NDNation would hate Meyer despite the name and the ND ties, right?
Spread offenses being evil and all.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
No, NDN strokes furiously at the thought of Urban Meyer the coach.
Despite his GAS, his rampant disregard for academics, and his love of future convicts.
Nobody ever said they had to make sense.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
No, they believe that he deep down wants to coach Notre Dame but the administration won't pony up for him
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Traditional west Baltimore
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Florida is the tan harlot you bed during spring break and remember fondly forever.
Ohio State is the wholesome vixen you marry and have a family with.
We can have lots of dreams. Ask Lacan.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 28, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
This really is the smartest damn commentariat in CFB.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
She might be wholesome but those tattoos show she has a naughty side.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm having trouble conjuring an image of a "wholesome vixen"
Who? Like…Kelly Ripa? Help me here.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
Daphne from Frasier
or Rachel Weisz. Sweet and hot, but not unobtainably hot.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Eh.
Legitimate question: reputation of female population at tOSU? In the dark on this one. From the South.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
The boys in Columbus
are flying the friendly thighs.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 28, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
"not the same as USC"
Next thing, you’re going to be telling us North Dakota produces inferior pornography to southern California as well.
/makes an oil-themed porno with "drilling" in the title
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's cold up there
What do you think they do during the winter?
Xanax? Wow. Good guess.
It's true you don't see many aOSU women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for aOSU men.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
It's the beards
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no aOSU women, and that Buckeyes just spring out of area tattoo parlors and car dealerships.
Which is, of course, ridiculous.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
/Mango falls off horse
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
//Mongo punches horse
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 28, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
//Horse takes Mongo's candygram
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
//Mongo towels horse.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I have an Anagram for Mongo right here
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let me find Part three of the Gangster of Boats Trilogy first.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Part FOUR, dammit.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Was trying to make a subtle joke about parts I-III not existing
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Too late for subtle jokes.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Or put another way:
Lonely things like nights I find end finer with a friend.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There is no safe seat at the feast.
Take your best stab at the beast.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pratchett'd
Recs for all
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
You know what?
There’s your typical midwestern beef, to be sure. But I think as a whole, the “student body” (har har) is largely underrated.
/full disclosure: my girlfriend is a senior here
OSU has near 50,000 students
More than half of those are women. There are LOTS of hot women there.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Alabama would be my dream job for 7 years and $40 Mil.
But I tend to believe Urbz wanted the Midwestern prestige more than Gainesville since he’s from there.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Just saw that the deal is 6 years, 24 million
In addition, the contract gets an additional year for every B1G Championship he wins
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So are Florida fans giving Urbz the speech Michael gave Fredo?
“You’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do. I don’t want to see you at the hotels, I don’t want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won’t be there. You understand?” And who’s the Mama Corleone in this whole scenario?
/watched I and II on Thanksgiving
//movies stuck in his head again
by ElRocco337 on Nov 28, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure who Mama Corleone would be,
but I’d like to take Urban fishing sometime.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 28, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
repost from last night
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:49 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
Does it help that my prediction for the year was 6 or 7 wins?
I just didn’t think it would be THIS bad.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
I thought ECU would have around 7 and Sakerlina 9.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
I thought we'd go 7-5.
Winning the Georgia game and losing the other five we lost.
But I’m with you…I never thought it would be this bad.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
I had us losing to UGA, but beating Auburn.
Other than that, I picked right.
I don’t do bowls pre-season.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
How?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
SEC SPEED REFERENCE!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions
Urban Meyer has accomplished one impossible task.
He has managed to unite the FSU and UF fanbase in thinking he is a lying douchebag.
by rasvar on Nov 28, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
You guys are slightly behind Joe Schad in picking up on that one
My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.
There were still holdouts.
I had a couple of Gators tell me that Meyer wasn’t going to OSU because he loved UF and would be back. They finally saw the truth today.
Ohio State Facebook friend update
The only post he’s made since Saturday was this morning:
“on to basketball season”
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Beer 1: Open
About to put Jalapeno-Cheddar and Green Onion brats on the grill
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions
Ding ding ding ding
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions
talkin bout jalapeno combos
what the fuck is the deal with the tabasco/soco combo?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well SoCo sucks the way it is
So anything to make it better is probably a failure too
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
Are we going too far with this? NO SIR F U WE AIN'T GONE FAR NUFF YET
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 28, 2011 6:06 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Oh great. Grumpy gills debby downer roommate's girlfriend is back
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions
"Green Bay is 11-0. You know what else is undefeated? Mad Cow Disease."
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 28, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
God she is just...unbearable lately.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
I complained about it yesterday
But this is the second straight day she has come over, something has pissed her off and she’s threatened to leave but instead just sits on the couch and doesn’t talk or laugh and sighs heavily.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Just throw a blanket over her and ignore her
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Oh my lord it's perfect.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
I have experience with crazy girls
Note: this will likely have the same effect as poking a beehive, but at least you’ll get a reaction
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
She'll probably just get mad at him for it
So really, no risk for me
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
see how long you can sit with your wiener out without her noticing.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
/Brett Favre nods in approval
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I have had first-hand experience with this.
So sorry.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 28, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like he should shower her with attention
That will clear the problem right up.
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He's a fucking moron and she's irrational
I’m surprised it has lasted this long
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
"Say, [Name], since you said you were stepping out, do you mind grabbing some chips?"
“Maybe a six pack too?”
Then hand her ten bucks. Worth it.
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OH MY GOD CHIPS STARTED THIS WHOLE THING
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I am Fate/The Force/COTG and I am showing you that you must do this
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The Force?
<img src=“http://1.bp.blogspot.com/00M0dtKxfiI/TS-0NY0g9I/AAAAAAAAA0s/9ettlDH0HLU/s1600/Tate+Forcier+fabulous.jpg”/ height=300>
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well my roommate did something like that
she made him buy stuff for a dip so she could make it but didn’t tell him to buy chips for it. She says “Why didn’t you buy chips” “Well because you didn’t tell me” “I shouldn’t need to tell you to buy chips for a dip” “Well then go buy chips and stop whining” Yeah. They are so healthy
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
this makes me so glad my roommate dumped her ex-not ex-boy thing for good
they literally had dumb fights like this and i think he was actually moodier than her about stuff. dear lord
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I read "is black" about four times
and was like what does that have to do with it? Is she ruining your student section?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 28, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
57. Bill Stewart stunt double
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 28, 2011 6:23 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
/ slices off own thumb
// overstated whittling qualifications on resume for biopic role
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 28, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HIVE
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 28, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
/Neuheisel tries to whittle something
//Slices off his own thumb
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 28, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY CRAP!!!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 28, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
NFLAIDS interruption
ESPN is floating Tebow as an MVP candidate now? Seriously?
(Besides, it’s pretty obvious that Peyton should get every MVP vote for this season despite not playing a snap.)
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Barring injury, Rodgers has the MVP locked up.
ESPN does not like when there is no controversy in a story
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
On this note, Skip Bayless would like to remind you that Vince Young deserves consideration
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Collin Cowherd thinks Rodgers doesn't deserve the MVP because he doesn't play for a major market team.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Also, he stole that thought from MZone and refused to attribute it.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Have you SEEN the TV ratings for Green Bay?!
/reference to how he makes lots of money now
//uses life story as paragon of success
///takes caller just to tell him how irrational he is
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The fuck's a Cowherd?
Seriously. He’s finally on the air in DC, but he’s on the #3 sports talk station. (Yes, COTG help us, we have three 24/7 sports talkers.) And he runs head-to-head against beloved local institution Tony Kornheiser. I assume his ratings on ESPN 570 are measured with a micrometer.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
ESPN980.com
Streams from 10-12 Eastern. Show email address is still ThisShowStinks@espn980.com.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Bayless actually said he'd rather have Tebow than Rodgers
I’m not sure how people don’t realize that he’s a Finebaum-level professional troll
/okay no one’s on Finebaum’s level, but still
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
Bayless is a troll and an ass
At least his brother can cook.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Skip's social utility would rise . . .
. . . if he got off the airwaves and took a job washing dishes at Topolobampo.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
His brother is an awesome chef
I met him at a trade show once, seemed very personable. Must be adopted
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I did not realize that Rick and Skip were brothers
Although looking at their pictures, it is obvious.
Are the Baylesses gremlins, and someone accidentally got Skip wet?
by db5 on Nov 28, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trolling is like street art, and Finebaum is Banksy
Skip Bayless is Thierry Guetta.
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You dismiss the idea, but what if Tebow were white?
by Ardbeg on Nov 28, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, it gonna rain.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
So, um, I know The Post isn't the most reputable paper
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
look at the tags on that video. they'll make you sad
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that pretty much guarantees that any alien life we encounter in the future will be hostile.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Me either
This would mean that everything I have thought about Dan Guerrero is wrong. But if he pulls this off, I will not speak another ill word of him
He'd be an awesome hire if it happens
I can see why he’d do it- UCLA is likely offering Eff You money, and he’s likely never going to get any closer to winning a title at Boise than he did these last two years. Still, like Erik, I’ll believe it when I see it.
Colorado begrudgingly gives you the finger
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As do Arkansas and Ole Miss
with a Giggity for emphasis
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This is an orchestrated bet between UCLA and Colorado about Boise State.
Whether Boise’s success was due to the coach or the O-coordinator. (“Not playing in a BCS conference” mysteriously absent from the list.)
Loser has to schedule Nevada for the next decade.
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Houston Dale Nutt, Jr.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hey look a rather good post shoqing the W/L of all coaches hired before the 2010 season so far
The following likely contains some errors and the 2011 season is not over yet, but summarizes the records of all the programs that undergone a coaching change for the 2010 season, i.e., it’s their first two year record. Sure there is some “inherited vs. rebuilding” issues to take into account, but kind of interesting. Big Winners = Cincy, USC, Virginia I think. What do you think?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Juries still out on London, especially after the disaster this weekend.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
He'll be fine.
I’m as excited about 38-0 as anyone, but really, London’s team got a little overhyped (not much, if at all, his fault), VT got really pissed off at that and we played our best game of the year.
Expecting him to turn around Groh’s mess this quickly (particularly UVa’s relationships with HS coaches) is a little silly. The fact that he forced Beamer to move on recruiting staff probably a year or two earlier than he wanted (particularly Cavanaugh, who didn’t want to go, for Shane) is itself an improvement in your place in the world. Next step is repeatable success.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I wasn't expecting rapid turnarounds, but he has made more than a few questionable decisions
I’ll chalk it up to still learning his way as a D1A coach, but great coaches do not let their teams get blanked at home by their rivals.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Admittedly, I didn't see this game.
But what exactly could he have done other than kick a FG early on 4th and goal from the 6?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
If your measuring stick is "great", you'll be disappointed an awful lot
He’s doing well for what he’s got. He ran into a buzzsaw out of fucking nowhere Saturday — again, that was easily our best game of the season.
The biggest thing he could have done Saturday was calm the hell down. Losing his shit on the bad wave-off penalty set a terrible example for his team under pressure, and Rocco in particular unraveled. Also, I don’t know the full story with Watford (I’ve heard rumors of drama, but don’t know how much to put on them), but the QB swaps didn’t do anything good for your team.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 28, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As I said, I'm willing to write of some of his faults as rookie mistakes
Here’s to hoping he’ll learn from the mistakes
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
You mean to tell me the only two coaches with better records than Brian Kelly are Jimbo Fisher and... fuck... Lane Kiffin
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
by stempke on Nov 28, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lane inherited Matt Barkley
Brian Kelly inherited Tommy Rees, the Freekbass of quarterbacks.
Whatever happened to Dayne Crist?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 28, 2011 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You really shouldn't call the other voices in your head "they"
People will get suspicious
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Nov 28, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He tore the shit out of his knee two years in a row and Kelly never really seemed to like him much
He’ll likely go the route of Masoli, Wilson, et al and transfer somewhere for his 5th year.
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
dunno, did he smoke a bunch of weed while on probation?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Crist is star-crossed, honestly.
A ligament tear in both knees and never really lit things on fire when he was on the field for Kelly. Most of the USF debacle was not his fault but he certainly didn’t seem to be leading the team out of it, either.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm not sure what would piss off NDNation more
That Kelly has been successful relative to the other new hires, or that Kiffykins has a better record.
both have around the same level of delusion
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Haven't ventured to BN today
But there’s no way we’re taking Chip away as long as Papa Phil is alive. Petersen is the coach we want.
Yes he is most people's second choice
His bro is also a possibility. Other names include June Jones, Leach (though looks like he was never a legit possibility with UCLA), Shannon (LOL), and whatever bullshit ESPN makes up.
Is there any fanbase more simultaneously pissed off and morose about being 7-5 than Iowa?
Florida wins that award going away for 6-6 teams, but I’m curious.
Notre Dame, last year
"And that, friends, is how General MacArthur's troop transport ships were kept afloat because of one naked captain and his ragtag group of unarmored tin cans."
I gave UCLA and A&M more weight to the former than the latter.
Maybe my morose-measuring meter is wrong.
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
As in, she has them, or that's her current total?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
She'll have that total soon, because she is whomping ass
But my point was that she does have them, yes.
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Note to self: Record Jeopardy tomorrow.
(Not that I don’t already.)
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, it's Jeopardy. It's just surprising.
If “Jeopardy Hot” were a thing, she’d qualify. And her name’s “Kendra”…?
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So apparently there are people calling for Dooley to get canned.
This is a thing? Like, an actual thing?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
Honey, there are crazy people everywhere.
The list is endless. This adds to that list.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
I know this.
I’m more worried about the idiots forcing a coup, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 28, 2011 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
it is always possible
ex.: University of Maryland, 2010
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
This is more accurate than I like.
I don’t think it’ll happen. My main concern is the idiots driving minimum expectations up to 10-2 or something along those lines, which makes next season dead coach walking.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 28, 2011 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
There will be a contingent of UGA fans calling for Richt to be fired
if when we lose to LSU on Saturday.
/callingmyshot
He's in the continual vulture phase anyway.
That phase sucks to go through.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
But what of the mighty Cuonzo?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The obvious answer is movie star.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
ay yo truff
if you need a new source of creativity, check this out. I recommend the “pulp” section.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
that is a masterpiece
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
I can't believe no one mentioned the video of mr excercise/paint/bartender
about 50sec in…
“we got the calls here ready?. …….Are those real calls?…..okay, we’ll take calls now….”
my saying for the week….
are these real blog posts?
Larry Munsons' voice is what I hear when I think about football
by BoKno on Nov 28, 2011 7:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Spooling new line
Fun fun
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Yeah, my friends and I are basically convinced on that
I think it’s possible to strike lucky, but it sounds sketchy to me
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just not going within 10 internet miles of that shady-ass site
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STRONG LIKE BOAR
All those sites have to be the same thing,
where you have to pay per bid, regardless of whether you win or not. I see no other way that they make any money
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yep.
It’s functionally a lottery, not an auction.
Some of my co-workers ran numbers on one of the other sites like that a couple years ago. If the closing prices were honestly stated and all bids were purchased at stated bulk prices, the minimum profit margin per item was something like 450-500%.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
This
You buy blocks of bids then pay the final sale price also. The wife is absolutely addicted to those sites. The final sale price on everything seems dirt cheap, but when you factor in the fact that it may take you personally 100 bids to win that 57.80 ipad you realize you just got took
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 28, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
59. Suicide Hotline operator
What comes next? It has been a hella fall. Commence to drinking in 3...2...1
by Boatdrinks on Nov 28, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
60. Auburn Tree Doctor
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Y HALLO FRISCO MELT
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 8:22 PM EST reply actions
Steak n Shake?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
/awakes from coma
YAIS
//passes out
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
60. Biggest fucking negative void in the Universe..(oh, wait, sorry, you meant * future * job..sorry)
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Does this website work for anyone?
http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com
It’s where I’ve been getting the movie posters, but it won’t load for me.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 8:23 PM EST reply actions
not for me.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
it's down for me
also, for future reference, this site is way more useful than you would think it is
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Good hoopyball game
Xavier-Vandy
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 8:29 PM EST reply actions
Yay! Our boss senior kicker may get another year! Yay! More 58 yard FGs plz.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
A French comic following the adventures of a young man. Translated into English. Beloved in the Commonwealth.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Classic French comic book being made into a movie by Steven Spielberg (director) and Peter Jackson (producer)
Also, the screenplay was written by Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) and Steven Moffat (the best episodes of post-2006 Doctor Who).
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Literally every single thing about this movie has me excited
The mocap looks like a perfect blend of realism and animation, the actors are top notch, the source material is incredible, the production team is all-star…I have extremely high hopes
Me too. Can't wait...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
The star of Tintin was on Graham Norton on Saturday night
You remember the Gollum animation they did in the Lord of the Rings movies? Yeah, lots of that here apparently.
I’m excited.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
WAT
actually now that I see the pic above, I read all the comics. Movie? not so much
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Moffat?
hisssssssssssss
Besides, the single best post-2006 episode was written by Neil Gaiman.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Guys and gals, Joe Schad is reporting that we might be in trouble on Friday
and that the head coach may be to blame.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 28, 2011 8:44 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Fake FG in the NFL?
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN?!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
great call, I really liked it
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
I don't even know who is playing
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Giants-Saints
One of the few decent prime-time matchups this season, and I’m watching Hoarders instead because I’m too lazy to change the channel.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ohio State fans, you've gotten yourselves a hell of a coach.
I look forward to seeing Hoke and Meyer match wits on the sidelines and on the recruiting trail. I hope it’s the beginning of another exciting chapter in the history of a historic rivalry.
No snark. This is going to be fun.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
10 Years War II: Acid Reflux and Pizza Farts
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy SHIT somebody tell me they saw that Victory Records ad on MNF
Was that Queefcore at its finest? Or is that a little too HEADBANGIN’ for queefcore?
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STRONG LIKE BOAR
ADTR
Used to be pretty heavy-ish. Until that sweet sweet record label came through. But yes, queefcore
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
There was a time when Victory Records mostly put out straight edge hardcore.
These days it’s mostly emo-type stuff, but they may have ventured into queefcore. I honestly haven’t payed attention since high school
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'm a Bruin fan
And I still think we wouldn’t be able to lure in Petersen.
Leach? Yes. Peterson? No.
I would love to have him, but I think he will be a lifelong coach at Boise.
Also 61. Replacement for Vanna White
by Bus Crasher on Nov 28, 2011 9:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
62. A 70s porn director
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DAMMIT I MISS ALL THE FUN ON MONDAYS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I did too...
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I just got done with an art assignment
IN MY FUCKING HISTORY CLASS WTF.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
see! Should have been a math major!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
woof. no.
actually kinda proud of what I produced. Merged a bunch of old pulp novel covers. in fact, found a website I thought truff could use.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yay South Carolina education!
Never had to mess with any art after the 8th grade!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
this is for college, where they embiggen yer brain
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Thats all on you.
/takes 3 shop classes in 4 years then becomes the teacher assistant the 4th
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
There was no shop at my HS
:(
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
like you needed an easy a
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I got a B in it freshman year...
A all the rest of them.
I did not show up half the time junior year and still got a 95…..
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Baaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww.
The shop teacher at my school was also the offensive coordinator.
I spent much time in his office watching game tape and learning the flexbone.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
ugh. the only coach who taught me at my school
taught Honors Physics.
/sad trombone
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Senior year I took marine science, which means we went to the beach or inlet every other day.
/Rj shows up with a hangover and a fishing rod, bait, and cooler
//teacher is ok with me fishing as long as I show every one else what I catch and explain it to other kids
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ME TOO!
Well, I took marine science. My HS is on the river and the class was down on the dock.
/no fishing
//I used to score higher on bonus points from Trivial Pursuit then most kids on the tests.
///Senior in HS and only person out of 20 who knew what the Rosetta Stone was? Yup.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
I took Marine Biology
being in Atlanta, we just took care of some badass marine tanks and then went to the UGA outpost on Skiddaway island one weekend in the spring. good class
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
What high school did you go to?
Shit.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
The UGA place at Skidaway is really neat
I got to go as the male chaperone for our science classes’ trip there
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If we had badass marine tanks.... I would dick around with some bass lures lol
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
we were constantly reminded of the cost of each individual thing in each tank
dicking around was strongly discouraged
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
My science teacher was a boss.
Massive star wars nerd and all we did in class was watch videos.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think if you ask people what the Rosetta Stone is nowadays
They would probably say “it’s that thing that teaches you language”
Sad, sad state we’re in
Technically they aren't wrong.
Just ask which ones.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
I done seent it
it’s in England aint it?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair
It is surrounded by large Egyptian structures and flanked by rooms filled with 20 foot high depictions of Persian lion hunts.
DOZENS!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If we kill all the gophers, won't they lock us up?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
So that’s why they named it that!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Have anyone actually tried Rosetta Stone?
Was highly tempted to try the Chinese one, but the cost seemed too high and the program sounded like a scheme
I've heard good things from people who've used them...
But then they never say anything in the language itself…
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
it's what the state department issues for people who have to go abroad almost immediately
it’s legit
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
My dad used it for Italian
It worked well for him on his trip to Italy. Disclaimer- Dad grew up w/grandparents who only really spoke Italian and has the mind to learn languages well.
For Chinese,
I’d suggest it as a solid supplement to a standard textbook. Chinese grammar is ridiculously easy, so you might as well just learn the rules and use Rosetta to focus on vocab, speaking, and listening.
for chinese it's important to hear the words and tones.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
/waves
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
aren't you sweet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Do what I can :-)
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That was my path too, just with art instead.
I almost majored in art in college. Now I have a slightly more useful degree I don’t use.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
couldn't tell you
BECAUSE IT’S HISTORY CLASS
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
What's a history class?
/last took one in 1997
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Something you would sleep in.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
oh I've slept through it plenty
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I was really good in history class.
Like 90 on every test, never studying, sleeping all class.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
TELL ME THE DATE OF THE PEACE OF AUGSBURG
RUGHT NOW
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
...right***...
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Who gives a fuck?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Lutherans
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/waves
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
1555
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
gold star for you!
my HS history teacher jumped up and down yelling this, over and over. 80 year old woman. never forgot it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
If I liked writing at all, I probably would be majoring in history right now.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
are you still in school?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Actually took a few in college
/just a few classes short of a history minor
I got my minor
I wanted to take the two-semester Civil War class, I had to take two semesters of something non-American, Arab-Israeli Conflict was bound to be interesting, and by that point, why not finish it off with the Balkans?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
me too.
travelling for work…again.
What’s with the Glamour Shot avatar?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Irony?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa, is that Glamour Shots circa 1997?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
actually probably more like 1994
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
If she'd gone with the 'fist under the chin'
the awesome contained in the photo would cause the internetz to implode on itself.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
you say that now....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Needs hazy cigar smoke.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
also, where this week?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
First stop: Spaceships
Second stop: Mons Venus
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
My fun is just about to start
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Is Wulff gone, too?
Or just Erickson?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Erickson for now.
Wulff is still expected to be gone. There may be some strife between the AD and the President at the moment.
you're welcome!
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
HAPPY FIRING DAY TO YOU TOO ERIK T
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
64. Hand model
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 28, 2011 9:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
65. New Deadspin editor-in-chief
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 9:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Oh my.
Dumbest head coach nomination so far? Brian Schottenheimer with his dad as defensive coordinator. Luv U scout.com.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
They could be really successful just so long as college football never adopts a playoff system.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Guh.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
This guy needs a job.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NAY. DESERVES A JERB.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
GIGGITY MESCALITO SHAMNANAPAN COYOTETOMPER
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
rec for mescalito
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I cannot help giggling at this.
If you don’t, it’s possible you are an adult, in the real sense. I, apparently, am not. Giggle.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
He's going ro NAU after we hire Leach
Weren’t you around this afternoon? This is a thing.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
yes.
the Magic Cowbell told me so. It shall come to pass.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 29, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Not as clean as Dooley's UT program
/lather
//rinse
///repeat, always repeat
by IndyDevil on Nov 28, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Gotta collect ALL the failed Miami coaches.
Up next would be Coker.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I feel like Shannon deserves a chance, but I think I'm in the minority.
I didn’t watch the U play that much, in fairness.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
FAU, then, I guess.
Got to start over from somewhere.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Already coaching at UTSA
Which, I remind you, as a FCS program, had 50,000 show up for their opening game.
don't remind me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Go RoadRunners!
I know lotsa persons who went there now!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
they were giving away tickets
and the alamo bowl has ac, and the people of san antonio weren’t getting their cowboys training camp fix
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Giving away tickets didn't help the Hofstra football team.
Then again, LI isn’t Texas
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
If it's not during Fiesta!
Don’t bother going.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
you realize i've been here a year
and have missed Wurstfest and Fiesta BOTH years?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
And you never went to Good Clean Hate while living in Atl?
My God woman! You need to get out and experience the towns you live in!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Thought it was "Clean Old-Fashioned Hate"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It is.
Pretty close for someone without a side in the series.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
THANK YOU
I was just tossing things out there.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was Georgia/Georgia tech
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
well technically wurstfest is in new braunfels
and will lovely new DUI laws here probably not the best idea.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
They are called 'cabs'
try them. they keep you from getting deweys.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
yes, and its still cheaper for me to drink at home.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
probably not as fun.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
well, my experience with SA is that everyone went to high school together and 12 years later is still doing the same shit.
i pass most of the time
/no offense to the other locals on here
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone here is from up north originally or on vacation.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
But then it could be my dad's freind's wife!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Stoops.
Just so you can troll Zona by saying you got the good Stoops.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure Rick will find a good sponsorship deal to help pay the bills.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 9:15 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
wut
great movie
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
wut
so far it kinda makes me want to put on chapstick and sunscreen, oh and look at google images of mila.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Its ok.....
Reminds one of Fallout 3…
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Kristi Malzhan, woof.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
This may have been posted earlier today....
Kristi Malzhan is crazy:SPIDERS
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Kristen Wiig should play her in the movie adaptation.
Wait… is this an SNL sketch? Tell me it is.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Absolute nutter
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, Kristi?
Are you sure those were Bama fans who wouldn’t shake Roof’s kid’s hand?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Kristen Wiig should never do anything again.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Interesting rumors from FootballScoop (who broke the Rich Rod to Arizona)
FAU: Sources tonight are telling us tonight that former Arizona head coach Mike Stoops has been offered the FAU head job. We are told it’s not a done deal yet.
Akron: The same source that confirmed to us the Akron news on Tuesday has told us that Akron officials are targeting Jim Tressel. For what it’s worth, Akron’s facilities are considered “the best in the MAC”.
Alabama: Saban just offered up that no team has contacted him about speaking with Kirby Smart.
Arizona State: Kevin Sumlin will get a look; but it won’t surprise us if June Jones winds up with this job.
#CharlieWeis4BuffaloWildWings
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
DECIDED WING ADVANTAGE
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Nov 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"What kind of wings would you like, Mr. Weis?"
“Well, Miranda, that’s a multi-faceted question…”
by ElRocco337 on Nov 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THAT'S NO MOON...
THAT’S A SPACE STATION
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#CharlieWeisIsABuffalo
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Akron officials are targeting Jim Tressel?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That is all.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
He could make them competitive in the MAC.
With the talent in that state, and a lot of kids that know the things he did at Ohio State. Akron could be a MAC contender.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
And I don't see a lot of other programs that would touch him with a 10 foot pole.
If he wants to coach, that will probably be his only option for a little while.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
He's a good coach.
I don’t know if it’s worth it for him to put himself through that.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
With how bad Akron is...
if he makes them halfway decent within a few years, he could probably get one more big job, if that’s his goal.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Akron fires Sweatervest when he's on way to Men's Wearhouse
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, the guy lived in Youngstown for years
The vest is probably Kevlar.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 29, 2011 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There was noise that Meyer would bring in Stoops as DC at OSU
but he’s already said Fickell has a job, just no title yet
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well yeah.
They’re trying to think up a title for the guy who goes around to local tattoo parlors and makes sure that none of his players are selling shit to drug dealers
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you, Arizona State, you can't have June Jones!
Now Dan McCarney, on the other hand….
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Ponies to lose June Jones?
WE. ARE. BACK…….TO REBUILDING!
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Furk.
ACS hate exclusionary rule purp.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions
awwwww honey. Monday didn't get better than the weekend did it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
It did not.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good to see Mark Herzlich on the field
Tough motherfucker is tough.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
was just sent this(or rather just RECEIVED this from Jax friend)
I hate rich people
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
................... I do to....
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoyed my 8th row seats for the pulverizing of Cutler earlier this season.
I ain’t rich.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
funny, coming from a UVa guy
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have my roommate's fraternity pledges for that
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
sigh
i want someone i can haze train
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Define "train"
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
well, you wouldn't die
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Good enough.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I NEED AN ADULT
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
But she only cleans every other week, and my place isn’t that big.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
she doesn't have a family to pay for though.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
27 yard line?
PEASANTS
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
46 honey.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
NDNation thinks sitting in the stadium is for the poors
Only the boxes are acceptable
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
actually used this line in a poem i submitted for class today
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
The Dickensian aspect. Well done.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I'll use this line to defend it in seminar tomorrow
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
/picture of me holding phone
“Hello? Yes this is a poor.”
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
anyone know of any beer distributors that mail?
I would literally kill to get a Belhaven’s Best.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
STILL?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
still.
and always.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
go here
linky and see if it can help
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
grassyass
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
meh, whatever.
it works they ship, THEY GOT ME CAKE VODKA they do not fail me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Scottish beer rec (does not apply to Tennants or Old Jocks Socks)
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
oh fuck tennents
for a graduation gift from kolledge, my parents are framing all my coasters that I brought back from Scotland.
GOD I WANNA MOVE BACK.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
My grandfather was a managing director there in the late 50s / early 60s. One of his retirement benefits was periodic shipments of company products… which he promptly gave away.
I do remember the “pin up girl” cans from the 70s fondly though.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
tell me, commentariat.
did you ever have a teacher who just laid you the fuck out? i mean, what could a teacher do to straighten up rotten people such as yourselves?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions
nope, i was a sweet angel.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
I got along with most of my teachers, the ones I didn’t kicked me out.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
"Yes" to the former. "Not nearly enough" to the latter.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Bio teacher, 10th grade
Was also the S&C coach for the football team, came to us after having that job for the Pirates. One day, he picked a kid who was sitting in his desk up, desk and all, and told him “I will END you”.
Did the trick
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
This is my go-to instigation line.
/not scary enough to make it work
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
public humiliation (not in a mean way, just brutally honest) usually got my attention
I didn’t respond to being kicked out of class or detentions or anything.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I saw "teacher" "laid" and "fuck".
I immediately thought of a lot of high school rumors.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You were not the only one to misread this in that way.
The answer is no either way, despite my mind’s apparent permanent home in the gutter.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Sort of?
Our chem teacher decided one day he was going to employ a new teaching tactic for the day that was based on the principles of, and I quote, “fear, humiliation, and intimidation.” It involved the kindly old man walking around the room with a yardstick, randomly calling on people for answers to difficult questions. If they got it wrong, he interrupted them by shouting “WRONG!” then smacking the yardstick against the kid’s desk. It was terrifying, but also hilarious.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Just one teacher?
Or an abbey full of ruler-toting eastern European priests who, mainly crossing the border on foot, escaped the 1956 Soviet crack-down of Hungary before settling in the USA for their lives of terrorizing middle/high schoolers and Latin instruction?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
ELOLi
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 9:50 PM EST reply actions
I just spent 30 minutes looking for my sinker sliders.
WHERE ARE THEY?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
the thing which broke the tv took them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU PURDUE
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.
Nevermind.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I don't remember this many explosions in my Sherlock Holmes stories.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
opiate?
in my recollection it was all cocaine
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
It's been about 8-10 years, I could have the wrong drug.
I just remember drugs.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
No I-5 action
pure injection baby
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Both were big recreational drugs back then.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Your new Sherlock Holmes:
.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I DO SAY GOOD FELLOW THIS CO-CANE SURE HAS PUT A PEP IN MY STEP!!!!!!1 dont tempt me
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
"My, this new 'French Wine Coca' produced by Dr. Pemberton of Columbus is quite stimulating"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hive'd
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 28, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I do say old chap, have carnal relations with Clemson Agricultural College! Hip hip!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Top shelf thinking, old chap!
Good show, old boy. I shall have my manservants rec-commend your photograph-shopping endeavor on this interwebs site post haste.
Go gata!
by theologator on Nov 28, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you didnt read HARD enough
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Not enough - Michael Bay
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
How? Where? do tell?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Are the factions just keep/fire Wulff, or are people lining up behind different replacements?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
thats what i was going for
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 28, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Splitters!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
first read that as "spitters"
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAWT
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 28, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
New HBO Show about horseracing with Dustin Hoffman?
Setting DVR.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Kinda slow tonight it seems
Or it’s because I have not yet drank enough
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions
Get working on a twelve pack
DO IT
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 28, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
You must've missed the discussion
Where our house mistakenly bought 120 beers today
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
can I come by?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Shore
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Mistakenly?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
yes
Miscommunication lead to 4 roommates buying 4 cases
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's not miscommunication. That's teamwork.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and terrible math
4 cases is 96 beers.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Some places sell 30 racks
They are called “cases” in some places
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never saw a 30 rack till I came to the midwest
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I assume "30 rack" is a porn parody?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Yeah, they seem to be a regional thing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's about whether or not the distributor wants them.
It has to do with storage, because of the different sizes. It also varies on whether or not they think they can sell.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
we've got 30 packs here in Alabama
we call them “30 packs” because a case holds 24 beers. 12 packs are also referred to as “half cases”. In some parts of GA you can find 36 packs, which we mostly just gawk at.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard 36ers called bricks before. Not sure if it's common or just what my friends and I called them.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
"Oh she's a Brick! House!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
never seen 36ers before
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
What Mike Lew said
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
No weeknight MACtion.... these are dark times my friends.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
/keeps Rivers instead
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
FOR MY FANTASY OPPONENTS
BOOYAH!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
SUHN.
Wait, fuck. Probably not.
Umm…
Fairley soon?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 28, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
heh
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Also: Purwho, I will defer to your expertise.
What happens to the world if Cliff Avril sacks Drew Brees?
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X.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What year is this from?
Because… the fuck?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I can only assume the late 80's.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
But, it's skinny Oprah.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't she go to fat to skinny to fat to skinny in a never ending cycle?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
Can’t judge time by her weight, only by her hair.
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Aha!
I can tell because all sorts of bad decisions were made around that time.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well. Um, I guess I learned something today.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Cat.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 9:09 AM EST up reply actions
"Meh" - Kentucky
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Say what you will, but Step Brothers is highly underrated with some funny bit work
by emc503 on Nov 28, 2011 10:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I rate it pretty highly
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
A few weeks delayed but:
Boardwalk Empire: “Why the fuck would anyone ever go to Cincinnati?!” Atta boy, Nucky.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
To feel better about where they live.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
If I ever caught myself saying I was excited to go to Cleveland, I would punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Ichiro is still a bitch
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fun fact: "Bitch" is one of the 37 profanities used by Ichiro in his annual pre-All-Star Game motivational speech.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Kansas City in August is like two squirrels fucking in a wool sock.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I thought that was st. louis
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well. Hope nobody here is related to Hakeem Nicks, cause he's dead now.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
Dead dead? Or DEAD DEAD.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
good thing he's not on my fantasy team
/throw more to cruz!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Shift-A
Did I miss anything?
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Crazy coaches wife.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an artist now!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
(i just had an art project for a history class--makes no sense to me, either)
but it’s gonna be published
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
What kind of history class is this?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
long story
medieval manuscript culture. we read a book called Galerie De Difformite, which has an interactive element to it. Motivated readers of the book are encouraged to “deform” part of the book and submit it to a website. The book is designed to challenge the traditional notions of reading. We read it and compared our reading practices to what we know of medieval reading culture.
so the project i submitted will be added to the book’s website.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. That's actually pretty cool.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
I highly recommend the book
/is written by boss’ wife
//hopes book revenue will grant me a raise
////it’s actually a fascinating book. The only thing i could compare it to is Infinite Jest, but just for its absurd complexity.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Who's the prof?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Blick
the book is by Gretchen Henderson, whose husband runs the archives/special collections
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhh
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Jim Tressel filed to adopt Urban Meyer's family.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Urban Meyer spent too much time with his family.
The Dread Pirate is everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
HI #1
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Good evening, Chloe.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Would clearly be better than the remake.
How do you screw up making Minka Kelly an Angel?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Have her split time with other boring characters.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Taunting when you're down 12?
Fucking stupid.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
What?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I find this hot
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Related to this?
Lindsey Vonn is available again.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
probably not how she got it
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Corona While Skiing?
Your favorite run of the day is the last one? No one fucking made you vacation in the Rockies! Go to Myrtle Beach next time.
DONT SEND THEM TO ME.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
I have thought this as well.
And when it’s their last one, it isn’t close to dark.
And shouldn’t you be drinking brandy instead of Coronas outside in the snow you assholes?
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Corona is garbage
the only time it’s bearable is when you’re making quarter back sneaks/loaded beers
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Totally off on alcohol/weather relationship
which is mildly annoying, but even more so is the implied “oh, skiing bores me. I wish I was somewhere else” aspect of the commercial. don’t waste any time on your lift ticket dreaming about the god damned beach.
Dear roommate's obnoxious girlfriend
Just because nobody is paying attention to the game doesn’t make it ok to change the channel
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions
/throws gin bottle at obnoxious girl
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
She's had her backpack and coat on twice now
but every time she’s about to leave, her boyfriend gives her a “no don’t go…meh” so she stays
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Tell them both to leave now.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
and he continues to play some lame ass computer game while she sits silent on the couch
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
ahhhhhhh college
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly this relationship is meant to last.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
/drinks code red mountain dew
//eats doritos
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
PLEASE GOD SAY IT'S EVONY
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They must pay a fortune in advertising cuz those ads are everywhere.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Aren't they, though?
And I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that the game has little/nothing to do with 80085.
I've never looked at it.
From the wiki under Controversy:
Evony’s 2009 online advertising campaign was criticized for featuring what The Guardian called “a string of increasingly racy images.”3 The images depicted females who, as the ad campaign continued, became increasingly unclothed,4 none of which had any relevance to the game itself. A more recent ad features what appears to be a fogged sauna door with what appears to be a nude woman behind it[citation needed]. The next two ads displayed a topless woman lying on her stomach in a bed and another woman in bed lying on her back, wearing only her undergarments[citation needed]. More recently, there has been a new ad of two women in suggestive poses, only wearing their undergarments, seen on download sites.5
Evony has also been accused of promoting the game via “millions of spam comments left on blogs”.3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evony#Advertising_campaign
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Let's facetit bra!
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 28, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
For a real laugh
Look up “Evony Princess contest”. Just have the eyebleach ready.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
League of Legends or something like that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The B1G has its own computer game?
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
A solid choice
Granted, I’m partial to the DotA from which it spawned on WC3. LoL just was never able to execute it well.
Blizzard Dota on SC2 is going to own. Valve’s Dota2 might be pretty awesome, too.
by Synaesthesia on Nov 29, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Alright. Sounds like you're in a crappy situation.
Sit down with your roommate and spell it out for him. She cant hang around there anymore because now you are having to deal with their bad relationship. Look at it this way, you’re dealing with all the problems of a bad relationship without any of the sex.
I know
She was friends with all of us before this happened and she had the balls to be like “Yeah it sucks that I come over to hang out with you guys and he’s here all the time.” Uh. duh. He FUCKING LIVES HERE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
is manning ham playing tonight?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions
manning is playing ham tonight.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
but is mario manningham playing?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
more rain
Fuck yes.
I love rain
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions
MIDWEST PERMACLOUD UP IN THIS BITCH
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GREY
SO WE PUT SOME GREY IN YOUR GREY.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
not gray in my grey?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
/Gary Gray takes turn as permacloud
//fails to cover the sun
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i see some sun in my 10 day forecast
so gary gray must be playing permacloud.
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
You'll get wintry mix and you'll like it.
/does not like wintry mix
by Narrow Right on Nov 28, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Send rain plz
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
this.
also please no more 40 degree shifts in temp thank you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
It drops like 30 tonight
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
No 40 degree shifts?
Wrong state for that wish.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
go to work need 4 layers leave work forget coat for morning because its 70
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Repeat threeve times
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
tomorrow morning is going to suck isn't it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Worse than others............ better than some.........
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
accumulate 90 coats at work
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Do your own rain dance
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
It goes something like this
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by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you
do they make stuffed bevos?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Of course they do.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
thank you.
christmas shopping: done.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
"It's raining men! Hallelujah it's raining men!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wooo
I get to fly Southwest to Orlando. Best option of the 4 other flights
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions
65. Stubob's New Crush
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
65a. EDSBS's Newest Meme
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
65. Author of hit children's story "I think I can (be PAC12 South Champ)"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
wychwood brewery makes a heady brew
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions
This looks like its worth reposting here.
#Leach4ASU
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 28, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Leach and Osweiler?
I may have a second favorite team
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Osweiler is too tall to fit into a shed
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Heh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well played Stuart Robert
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 28, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in favor.
One less team to take Diaz.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Did you want something photoshopped yesterday?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Si.
Sparky’s face with the happee for when we hire Leach, but the one with the tear and the frown (like your pirate yesterday) for the meantime.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Source material
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 28, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aight, I'll work on it tonight.
You’ll get its tomorrow.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
What does this Old Rasputin make me then?
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
"Sounds like one of those commie pinkos"
“Sure ain’t somethin’ made by good ol’ Muricans (from South Africa)”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah SAB bought out a good 'Merkin beer that's why I only drink Bud
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
"What? Bud got bought out by a bunch of surrender monkeys?"
“Good thing there’s still Coors Li-dammit!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 28, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think I want to drink a merkin beer.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Miller? Fuck that shit!
PABST BLUE RIBBON
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Was at a bar Friday night with $3 Schlitz tall boys.
Yeah, fuck off hipsters.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Hey, scroll to the bottom of the page.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
is that a good deal?
I know a bar in Atlanta where they have $5 Bud light 24 ounces. and most bars here have $2 tall boys…
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
It is in Boston.
Holy expensive drinks, Batman. There’s a place close to the house with a sandwich board out front bragging about $6 rail drinks. It also doesn’t help that drink specials and happy hours are illegal here.
Been drinking at home a lot.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Yeah, Massachusetts has odd alcohol laws
There’s some byzantine regulation of liquor licenses such that one company can’t have more than three licenses in a state (this includes within businesses)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I was in Boston a few years ago and the bar I was in had $2 PBR tall boys
the group I was with wanted everyone to alternate buying rounds for the group. My turn came up after everyone else was buying well drinks and one guy bought Jack and Coke.
guess what I bought?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
This guy likes PBR
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
66. Less famous sibling to Frank Neuheisel
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
67. New 'Bad News Bears' coach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
67. Pump jockey on Jersey Turnpike
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"did you just put 10 gallons of premium in the trunk of the car?"
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
68. Dr. Pepper Spokesman
LET’S HAVE A REAL NEU TIME LET"S HAVE A REAL NEU TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL NEU TIME
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
69. Rights activist for neglected JC001 sockpuppets.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
They aren't neglected
Just too crusty to use
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
If it's less than 35% crusty you can still use it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ewwwwwwwwwww
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 28, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
/gets voted out after dumping a pot of water on the fire
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 28, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/gets voted out after giving away Immunity Idol to USC
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
70. Meyer family nanny.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 11:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Streaks on the china, never mattered before...
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 28, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
72. MNF color commenter
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
73. Spambot
Welcome sir (madam) to coach shopping :
Less character, spread style,varieties,and good quality high price
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$33 False Religion jean shorts, Affliction shirts
30 Player Arrests
100%Discount spring tattoos :Corvette,Nissan,Mustang,Charger,jerseys and brand vehicles!!!
$15 Steve Addazio Diving Helmet
$15 Solo Family Members,Wife,Daughter,Son
$40,000,000 Corch,Juicy,Chanel douchebag
332 Days Spent With Family
$9 False Statements.
give you the unexpected harvest
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Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions 28 recs
I think you won
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
rec
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
No
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 28, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Westwood Prince needs help transferring $Texas. Accepts the Rupees
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I might dip outta here and work on building new mexico as a CFB powerhouse on xbox
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions
Footbaw
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
74. The Next New David Hasselhoff Thing
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
For some reason I thought that was Spurrier......
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight on Baywatch! Steve Spurrier tries to teach AndIambro responsibility & show him his inner lifeguard
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
75. Lady Gaga's Next Outfit
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
sean payton crutch pump
awesome
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions
Watch Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle for first time in a few years
It really is funnier everytime I see it.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Watching*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I am more than ready to graduate from college
I hate studying. I’m completely over this crap.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:19 PM EST reply actions
where are you in school?
undergrad?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn University
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
... you might end up with Muschamp beating Weis to death.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
i know i'll miss it when i'm done so i try to embrace it
i just wish i could actually average a decent amount of sleep per night.
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
although, often, my lack of sleep is self inflicted
/leaves library with mentality that a good night of sleep = more productive studying tomorrow
//gets on internet
///hours pass by
////fuck
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
That was me in undergrad. In grad school, it's times 10
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 28, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
i'm not planning on grad school at this point, but i imagine it could only get worse
by willbechampions on Nov 28, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Not for me.
Grad school is a job that happens to be at a university and pays kinda shit but you get a bitchin’ piece of paper at the end.
This
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, it gets worse. It gets MUCH WORSE. AND THEN YOU GRADUATE.
AND THEN YOU REALIZE IT WAS ALL A SUMMER PICNIC ALL THAT TIME. AND THEN YOU DIE. THE ONLY SLIM RAY OF SUNSHINE IN THAT ALCOHOL-SOAKED DEPRESSING EXISTENCE ARGUING WITH CORPORATE AND LEGAL AND FILLING OUT EXPENSE REPORTS IS THE MILLION IN ONE CHANCE YOUR TEAM BEATS THE WEASEL AND KIFFYKINS IN THE SAME SEASON AND MAKES A BOWL GAME. AND WINS. AND THEN YOU DIE HAPPY.
//SOBS
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 28, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
That's part of my problem
I’ve un-learned the study skills that I was taught at my college preparatory high school and gotten by all this time by just partying until the night before the test, cramming and making A’s and B’s. Now I’m over cramming and cannot do it at all.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I was once given the advice...
treat school like a 10-5 job. If you do nothing else but study for at least 6 of those 7 hours, you’ll likely be absolutely fine.
I never listened to that advice, but it seems like it would work if I had tried it.
The trick there is waking up sober enough to be "at the office" by 10
and not having a real job helps. I had a friend who stayed sober Sunday through Thursday afternoon. He spent many late nights at the library and always declined social events of any kind, from a casual dinner to a fraternity event. Then he would come home on Thursday night with a case of beer under each arm. He would go into his room and lock the door, not coming out until at least one case was gone and he was totally bombed, then he’d maintain that level of drunk all weekend. He graduated with a 3.9 gpa from the college of business.
For me undergrad was all about learning how to manage time. Once I figured that out it was easy.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
I think "college of business" is the key phrase in that story
I had a business roommate once. Decent guy, made good grades. Helped him with his “business math” class a few times. It was like tutoring a 9th-grader.
by Synaesthesia on Nov 29, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, Pamplin
Because people who can’t hack engineering want VT degrees too.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I try to tell people to not become an engineer if all they want to do is make money
“Do you like MATLAB and various CAD packages? Do you want to use them the rest of your life? If they answer is ‘yes,’ then step right up”
by Synaesthesia on Nov 29, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
Finally tracked down this frame from the Backyard Brawl on Friday
Holgo, right after Pitt had scored their second TD to go up 14-0, reacts to the general DERPitude the ’Eers had exhibited up to that point:
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 28, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Wow, Vontaze Burfict missed the All Pac12 1st team
And the second team.
And the honorable mention list.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
But his aim is improving!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Having watched all 12 of his games (make that 11 1/2 HURR DURR!)
none here either.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
lulz
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
REAL MEN: Volume One
Thanks to Illusions, Michael for the treasure trove of material
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 28, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Weis's Evening Prayer: "Boil 'em! Mash 'em! Stick 'em in a stew!"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more Cosmopolitan
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
honored to have a part in this
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
vol. 1
Does that mean that there will more of these?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 28, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Any old cover of Outdoor Life, Field & Stream etc could work
Also this might have a few:
http://home.comcast.net/~pulpgallery/welcome.html
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 28, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't agree with it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
As he rightly should be.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
The Hawkeye partisan that is.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 28, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
x
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
My roommate has now officially spent over an hour in the bathroom
~50 minutes doing the unpleasant, then he hopped in the shower, where he’s been for the last 10 minutes and counting
Sposed to be SEC
He shit for 50 minutes?
Or was he…you know…fap fap fap
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
ok. JERKING IT. WAS HE JERKING IT
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Sorry. I thought you were saying that phrase was old
Sorry
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
I only had that problem in flimsy-walled sub-MasonDixon apts.
Those must be some anvil-chuckers.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 28, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well on the bright side
The girlfriend/roommate drama has taken my mind off of all the other shit my roommates do
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 28, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Shit...I can turn my music way up...but it doesn't help much...
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 28, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wait a minute or two
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
x
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nevah gonnah give you up....
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
people showed up with 40s and tallboys
PEACE FOOLS
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 28, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions
Night folks, I leave you chipmunk PPPAAAAWWWWLLL
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 28, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Fuck you so very much, B1G marketing/awards department.
From a Nebraska press release:
Maher, David and Dennard also earned individual awards for their excellence at their respective positions. Maher earned both the Bakken-Andersen Kicker of the Year Award and the Eddleman-Fields Punter of the Year. David was honored with the first Butkus-Fitzgerald Linebacker of the Year honor, while Dennard received the Tatum-Woodson Defensive Back of the Year.Fuck – when they let these asshats out of the B1G offices, do they have to go through a de-smarmification process so they can communicate with actual human beings? Because if so, I can think of no better punishment than a grade-A class of the smug-bends.
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHESTER MCCOCKINGTON? EVERYONE OUTSIDE OF YOUR WHITE-BOARD ENCASED, SEATTLE’S BEST-FUELED CONFERENCE ROOM THINKS THAT BAKKEN, ANDERSON, EDDLEMAN AND FIELDS IS A COTDAMN LAW OFFICE. WHAT THE HELL IS SO BAD ABOUT “LINEBACKER OF THE YEAR?” YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF TAINTDROPPINGS. FUCK YOU FOR INFLICTING YOUR SMUG-HERPES ON THE REST OF US, DOUCHENOZZLES.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 29, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
This deserves the Pelini-[John L.] Smith Award for unfiltered rage.
Applause.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
You mean the Pelini-Valenti Award.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
Again, you asked to be infected with it.
by Narrow Right on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know.
But it feels like they ramped it up as soon as we came in. You never heard about Leaders & Legends until we came along, and that kind of shit went right out the window when we got rid of the King of Smarm, His Lordship Stevie P the Pitt AD.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Who you gonna blame now?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Just making sure.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
So what school from the Pac-12 hates your guts with an unholy passion?
I figure Nebraska, A&M, and North Crackalacka have the other BCS conferences covered.
(Big East omission completely intended)
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Cal.
For the completely misguided view that we somehow argued our way into making the computers give us their BCS bid.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
That's gotta be like one-calorie hate
Compared to us, Aggies, or the school who was 10-1 until you done stole their corch, leaving them to walk the Torbush-Bunting path of shame.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well, it is hard to work up a lot of hate
on herbal teas and medicinal weed.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Dude, it's Berkeley
They can hate you because you’re funded with oil money and use red meat as a mascot.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
WOO IT'S A PARTY UP IN HERE
On that note, I just received an email that the Engineering School is having a mixer with the Nursing School tomorrow at one of the bars. Yay for conforming to stereotypes, respective school counsels.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
which bars?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Boylan Heights, and just grabbed a burger at White Spot
(I’m not too proud about that last part)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I've had White Spot before
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
I've yet to be there sober
I do not think my stomach could handle that
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Double Gus ftw
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Also, where is Boylan Heights? I don't remember that from 05-08.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
er, reply fail
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
If you don't remember it, you did it right.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Corner of 14th and University, next to the railroad bridge
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Like where Orbit is/was, in that building with Christian's?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 29, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
I'm here for a little bit.
Hotel bar in Portland awaiting an early flight back to God’s Own Time Zone tomorrow.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Nowhere that nice - Country Inn out by the airport.
Mrs. Rev & the kids are asleep, hopefully – our flight leaves at 7, which means 0DARK00 wake-up call.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Had a great time.
I’ve always loved coming out here. It’s one of the great things about marrying someone from “away” – trips to the in-laws are always a vacation. But it sure would be nice to not have to juggle holidays.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Just drove back after dropping someone at PDX. Have a safe flight, Big Rev!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 29, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
Can someone explain to me why
If revocable trusts have largely replaced wills as the favored contemporary form of passing assets at death, why we were never told this fact in my wills, trusts & estates class?
Sposed to be SEC
/blinks
//drinks
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Because that would require the professor to learn the new and relevant things so that he/she could teach them.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/OS takes Business Associations from great professor
//Great professor spends only 10 minutes of the entire course on limited partnerships because "they’re stupid, LLCs are superior in every way, no one uses them anymore, they’re just useful for learning the history of these things
///OS takes partnership tax from terrible professor
////terrible professor teaches only limited partnerships, never mentions LLCs
Sposed to be SEC
Does this article ring a bell?
“What They Don’t Teach Law Students: Lawyering”
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
That's a good article
NY Times had taken a peculiar interest in the shittiness that is law school and has written extensively on nearly every area of its shittiness over the past couple years. They’ve done a very good job.
A Harvard professor wrote a “rebuttal” to that today which was actually totally unresponsive to the fact that we don’t learn anything useful, instead focusing on why law professors are all liberal. Okay.
Sposed to be SEC
/coughs
//looks around nervously
I’ll admit I came in as clueless as anyone as to how the game was played. I went to law school because:
1) I couldn’t stomach the time it took to get a PhD in experimental psychology and the inevitable lower pay
2) I get to dress important and talk important
3) Social prestige
4) $$$
5) I didn’t know anything better to do
6) I thought I would be helping people ROFLMAO
Sposed to be SEC
What about med school?
Seems like it fulfills all those stipulations
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
I've been telling everyone and anyone around me to take time off and really fuckin think about why they want to go
Everyone is just sort of “oh.” I am quite grateful for all the jarring reality checks I’ve gotten. Pretty radically shifted my opinion of it while still confirming why I want to do it.
Yes
Even if his intention wasn’t to rebut the Times article, and was just limited to “explaining why law professors do what they do,” he did an atrocious job with his point. Great, there’s a handful of people who are or were law professors who have substantial effects on policy—that ignores the other 99% whose academic work has no meaningful contribution toward anything but their own career.
Sposed to be SEC
can someone explain to me
medieval light wave theory?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
You mean like light the electromagnetic wave?
I was not aware that they even had an explanation for it back in medieval times, except as maybe angel barf or something.
Snell’s Law didn’t show up until somewhere in the general vicinity of the Renaissance, I think, and even that was only light as a ray, not a wave.
by Synaesthesia on Nov 29, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
actually
middle ages folks believed words emitted rays of light that penetrated your eyes and brain
I just wanted something that sounded complicated
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
...
They don’t?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions
Because law school is just 3 years of weeder classes before you actually get to learn how to be a real life lawyer
Assuming, of course, that you’re able to find employment
Weeder? Hell no
If they weed you out, you can’t pay tuition. So rather than hone the skills that some students simply aren’t ever going to be good at and whose exposure might lead them to drop out (public speaking, writing, good judgment), we must emphasize the only one that all students already know how to use and that they will never use in practice: ROTE MEMORIZATION
Sposed to be SEC
This appears to be the stupids
I have no desire to do that bullshit, nor get sucked into BigLaw. Which means the skills I learn in class will mean…nothing. I’m paying a giant sum of money to learn a series of facts and a way of thinking that in no way better prepares me for what I want to do.
The only excuse for the 1st year of law school is practice and familiarization with the jargon and procedure
I’m gonna stab the next sumbitch who dares utter the phrase “think like a lawyer.” “Thinking like a lawyer” is just “thinking,” but doing a good job of it in the context of law. Comprehending difficult language, understanding logical consequences of positions, care with distinctions, etc. are all skill used by anyone else who uses their brain for a living.
Sposed to be SEC
Because you lacked reasonable suspicion that trusts would replace wills.
BOOM EXCLUDED.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Crim pro studytime?
Crim Pro and Con Law 2: two classes I thought I’d really enjoy and really hated because they’re little more than the war of the political beliefs between Supreme Court justices.
Sposed to be SEC
Just get up in the exam, scream something about a habeas violation, slam the paper on the profs desk and storm out
Worth a shot
Si.
By the way, the answer to all your Estates exam questions is INTESTATE SUCCESSION UP IN THIS BITCH U MAD HEIRS?
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
Fun stereotypical facts about Kentucky
Kentucky is 1 of 2 states where statutory rape is NOT subject to strict liability (we like ‘em young!)
Kentucky is 1 of 5 states that still has dower by statute (we like our agrarian roots!)
Kentucky’s intestacy laws are very anti-spouse, and pro-blood relatives (we like keepin’ it in the family!)
Sposed to be SEC
Illinois' intestate laws are really boring
so I think I’m going to write my own will.
Entirely in Davie-speak.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
Illinois is the other state where statutory rape isn't a strict liability offense
…
Sposed to be SEC
Visit downstate sometime.
That should explain everything.
Pianos, drums, and other percussions are profane instruments.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 29, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 29, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Thujone auto-rec
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I have family downstate.
They’re not that bad, really. I swear.
The rest of that place… yeesh.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 29, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
From what I gather,
Southern Illinois = Western Kentucky = Southern Missouri = Northeastern Arkansas = Western Tennessee = suicide is likely the best course of action (BUT GREAT DUCK HUNTIN’ THEY GOT THAT)
Sposed to be SEC
OTOH, it is still legal to marry your cousin in New York
(Or at least it still was in 1995, which was the last time I had to give a shit about such things.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
First cousin?
Because I don’t think anyone cares about second cousins and beyond.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
Mix of sleet & rain atm
First icy precipitation
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Oddly not freezing cold at the moment
Although I’m sure New England will soon say “Oh, you like 60 degrees and want more? LOL NO SIR F U”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
It's light ice, sleet & rain mix for tonight in this area.
Won’t stick in most places & will melt tomorrow. Gonna have some nights in the 20s though soon.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 29, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Returned to New York from Michigan today.
A heavy jacket was necessary in Michigan.
It was 70 in New York.
I was confused.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Wait, how long have you lived here?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 29, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
I lived in Michigan from age 2 to 21, meaning 1990-2010.
I live in New York now because it’s a graduation requirement to leave the state. I came to Michigan for Thanksgiving to see my family and friends who remain in that beautiful part of the world.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
so many mountains!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
OK. This is all true and makes sense.
PACK ALL THE CLOTHES?
PACK ALL THE CLOTHES!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 29, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
The only time the heavy jacket was actually necessary was this morning, in fairness.
I brought it because I expected it to be colder than it was.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Ah, you did pack the jacket.
You are a true Michigander. My apologies for doubting you.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 29, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
I went to Minnesota in November without packing a jacket.
It was a stupid fucking idea.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yes, that is a stupid fucking idea.
And I say that as someone with abnormal tolerance for cold. You can probably get away with that in September, unless you’re horribly unlucky. Don’t try it after that until at least April.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
was in 40s in Denver on Saturday
was in high 70s in San Diego on Sunday
/not confused
Pfff. "heavy jacket"
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
drunk . . .
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 12:45 AM EST reply actions
I must be the last one.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 1:18 AM EST reply actions
And Im first
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 5:27 AM EST up reply actions
Am I the last one?
Well, some late night venting: of the bajillion academic articles on every single esoteric subject ever examined, the library doesn’t have the one article that’s perfect for my paper?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 29, 2011 1:24 AM EST reply actions
jstor?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
livin in America!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 1:28 AM EST reply actions
HOW COME THE SOUTH IS GETTING SNOW THOUGH WHEN WE'RE ONLY GETTING <1 IN PRECIPITATION?
oh, that’s right i forgot my snowboots at home
NOT COMPLAINING
by willbechampions on Nov 29, 2011 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
It was 62 degrees when I walked down K Street this morning.
All hell is supposed to break loose this afternoon, but I’ll enjoy this while I can.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh, thats nice. High 40's and sun today, rain moved out around 6 this morning.....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions
papa john's?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 29, 2011 1:34 AM EST reply actions
Oh it will be a glorious morning
@EDSBS A&M piece coming this morning. I will make tender fun of you, Aggies
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
/lands on sock puppet
Oh whatever its the air raid
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
but can they run the Annexation of Puerto Rico?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
In the shotgun... so no.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Jack DelRio now officially available for the UCLA job.
/ trollface.jpg
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 29, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that would be epic
A “Trogan retread” is the preferred nomenclature for this scenario.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
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