LATE NIGHT WITH LANE KIFFIN:THIRD SHIFT 2.0
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:05 PM EST
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[Deep in the bowels of the L.A. Memorial Coliseum. The door of the Trojans locker room swings open. Kiffin enters, hands to go box from El Cholo to Ed Orgeron}
BURRRRRPP!! Sup, bros! This is totally our like, bowl game. So let's go out there and do stuff to UC Irvine. We get to keep that totally sweet bell if we win. Anybody got a Tums or something?
So join me and my Bruins (PAC12 SOUTH PARTICIPANTS BABY!!! WOOO, HEY SHUT UP WE GOT A MEDAL!) wander through the desert aimlessly against the Barkley/Woods buzzsaw. If you get bored, Vegas vs SDSU or Tulane vs. Point Shaving Islanders will keep you awa...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh, what?
Boats have been burned,people. Time to fight our way off this island!
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What is supposed to be? A shot?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
normally FanShot for the game thread overflows.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Is this wrong? I'm new here
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hey i liked the "fight your way off the island bit"
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Neu actually said this after the ASU game. Still unsure how you fight off of an island sans boat.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
mmm cake.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's got content. Orson just hated contentless fanposts.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Or fanposts about Duke football
which is another way of saying contentless
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
OK, but peeps are here. Good. Etiquette learned!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
words words words words
words words words words words
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
wine wine wine wine wine wine
vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I like how your posts are all about
cake, wine, vodka, or even cake vodka. Its Saturday night in San Antonio.
/stuck at firestation and jealous
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
except i'm with family in Ft. Worth
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
gO GET A BIG CHOP FOR ME
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
The unintentional yelling makes it funny
/joemorgan.bmp
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Nov 26, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
mmm, vodcake.
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the first to rec this?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Kiffen...
He sure has built quite a program down there… oh wait he hasn’t done shit for them.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Oh how he makes the derp face
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Has Keely assigned a backup to shield the tv from him?
Even I would lose my mind after that derptitude
NredzoneDERP
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
DERPY DERP DERP kick
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
uh oh?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously I'm a goddamn Cal fan and I think Notre Dame are a bunch of basket cases.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The Cal version has a bit more self hate
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Sooooooooooooooooo much self hate. But also: way, way more perspective.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
yep.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
if they give further info let us know.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
my remotes getting a work out,
I’m switching between 4 games.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
FL player injured?
neck brace and board on the cart.
thumbs up as he goes off the field.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions
"That's a sissy looking girly QB"
-my dad, on tommy rees
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 26, 2011 9:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
20:1 i could throw better than rees
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
do you still have eligibility?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
nawt a dime
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
my dad, again:
“I could run faster, and I’m on chemo!”
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 26, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OBJECTIVELY
DISORDERED
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So did Major Applewhite
And that motherfucker was an assassin.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh thank God for the thumb's up.
He was really really still before that. Thank God at least for that.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Pizza FINALLY done
hope it isnt as shitty as y’all say it is.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Did you take the paper off the bottom?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Ok ladies and gents
I’m out for the night. Behave consume and godspeed to all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Stanford hasn't been the same team since the Oregon game
They look awful.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Both in the "playing" sense, and in the "wardrobe" sense.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
In retrospect
Making “Beat Oregon” your motto and then not beating Oregon is not a good thing.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Nebraska has no idea what you're talking about. /whistles innocently
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
WE ARE AT WAR WITH TEXAS.
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH TEXAS. EXCEPT WHEN WE WERE AT WAR WITH OKLAHOMA.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
is this like the French with the Germans?
/whistles innocently
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES. NOW GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
see this is why we like Texas ... they chased off Neb so we did not have to worry about you anymore.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Of course you don't.
Now that they don’t have us to oppress or the Aggies to ignore/hate, I wonder who Texas will start with next. Couldn’t possibly be the team that has their number. That’s unpossible.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
we are pointing out that OU is closer and that OU keeps saying they have more national championships
than Texas.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Texas applauds your war with Landthiefistan
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're B1G now, Texas and Oklahoma are no longer of your concern.
MOST HATED RIVALS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
In discussion with some Oregon fans today,
I was able to identify all the teams in our division. Then I couldn’t remember if we were Leaders or Legends. HOW DO I B1G?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I don't know yet either.
Just curse Jim Delany and you should be fine.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still prefer
“Where the Fuck is Wisconsin?” and “Why is Wisconsin Here?”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Well, that just takes all the fun out of it.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Where is Wisconsin? == North/West-ish division == you == Legends
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Did Sparty win that devision? Indiana? Syracuse?
I’m still confused.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
We finished third in our division
behind Wisconsin and Penn State. Not tied for third. Straight up third.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Upside: 4-4 in conference play, finished ahead of OSU, Illinois, IU
Downside: 6-6 overall. Guh. I dislike Rice.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
At least you could beat MTSU.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was all downhill from there
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Solution: fire your coach.
Every team we beat usually does. Shit, IU and Michigan beat us last year and fired their coaches.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 26, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All the Ns are in the LegeNds.
Best way I’ve seen to remember the official names.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
They're called African Americans sir
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 26, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
They literally look like West Georgia
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm watching all the games tonight because in 2 weeks I will be suffering withdrawal from CFB
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:15 PM EST reply actions
WINTER IS COMING
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RE: the content of the post
is “El Cholo” a real place to get food? ’Cuz I have a different, less friendly understanding of that word.
pa-zow
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Oh yes, load up on margaritas before you venture into the Hoodiseum!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like I'm watching 22 blind men flail at each other with war clubs.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You may have to be more specific about which game.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Does he?
It applies to all fronts
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Is the Apple Cup terrible?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
So much penalty DERP
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
I switched over from the EPL replay.
Not sure that what I’m watching is any more recognizable as American football.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Screw it, I'm out
this Energy Law book won’t outline itself.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Roommate has fallen asleep on the couch.
I’m disappoint.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
S**tastic tackling right there, Blanton.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
Good thing
you can’t review when a whistle was blown.
#FuckEverything
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
nice tackle
all abooooard
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions
SEC official DERP
call blown dead and FL player maybe still moving.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions
Wow. That looked like some GERGian tackling.
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Muffed the kickoff but recovered coming in from the half.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Even the Egg Bowl is a lopsided dumpster fire!
This does not bode well.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:22 PM EST reply actions
Shit. Was Michigan-Ohio State the only good game today?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well... "good."
Ohio State somehow managed more than 10 points.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
and high scoring.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Marshall/ECU went to OT. Which is why RJ is probably drinking gas right now.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Purdue/IU was closer than it should have been.
It could’ve been halfway watchable if anybody was watching it besides me.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Great game or greatest game?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Obviously greatest game for us.
Because FUCK OHIO.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
The Apple Cup is a complete defensive tire fire, but on the upside: yards and points.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah, I suppose it didn't heat up until the 2nd quarter. We'll see where it goes from here.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
um....
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 26, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess it depends on your perspective.
You’re still getting a bowl bid and another 3 hour informercial where the announcers extol the virtues of a head coach.
PLZ NO SHREVEPORT
Well probably end up going to Charlotte, El Paso, or Orlando
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Talk I saw was Nashville
which is a hell of a fun trip, really. That bowl should be higher in the pecking order.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Yes that too
The only bowls I won’t go to are the Sun Bowl and Independence Bowl, because…well, yeah.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
A perverse part of me wants to go to the Sun Bowl sometime
but the part of me that would have to spend real money to do it says LOL NO.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Very cool stadium, from pictures I've seen
So I can understand the impulse to want to go
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
El Paso is actually very, very safe.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Independence is the ACC's punishment bowl now, I see.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Wake Forest! Wyoming!
FEEL THE FEVER
by Bus Crasher on Nov 26, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That and the Military Bowl
which pairs you up against Navy (or C-USA) in JFK stadium in mid-December in DC.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 26, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If there's ever a decent matchup there
I might go just to see RFK in football mode, since my DC sports days all post-date FedEx.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I tried to talk a friend of mine into ECU-MD last year
His reply was something around “are you insane?”
by ElRocco337 on Nov 26, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If the early Nats games are any indication
Shitty experience in a shitty stadium. FedEx is a much better stadium. Think about that for a second.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
RFK was a shitty, shitty place to watch a baseball game.
But a lot of those old multipurpose places were pretty decent for football.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually sorta liked RFK as a baseball stadium
Had 20-game packs in 05 and 06, and went to about 10 games out-of-pocket in 07 before moving down here. It wasn’t spectacular, but if you’re sitting in the upper tier due to cash constraints, most modern parks are a lot shittier.
And it’s a lot of fun for DCU games — ‘snail (who is probably drinking off the UK loss) has season tickets pretty close to the Barra Brava that I’ve joined him on a couple of times.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I would, however, absolute LOVE if they moved the bowl to Nationals Ballpark
Like the Pinstripe Bowl
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Shreveport has a certain charm.
Plus, it’s a great point when comparing your fandom with that of your peers.
“Bitch, I’m so big of a fan I went to Shreveport on purpose.”
/drops mic
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, do we need a bowl game in Gary, IN?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
You're looking LIVE at Coshocton, Ohio, where Kentucky and Iowa State are set to face off in the Crippling Depression Bowl.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wtf Coshocton is a perfectly nice place
if you want crippling depression, play at Youngstown State’s stadium.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
fuck both of those places
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 26, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Won't work on us. Mostly, we're just happy to be here.
We were even happy to go to Shreveport. The first time.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
You guys are gunning to break Clemson's record for consecutive wins against us
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
So was Oregon-Oregon STate
We gave them a little hope then bam, GO DUCKS!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
FUCK YES IT WAS
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I couldn't control my cackling every time something bad happened to uh-vuh.
The frightened looks I was getting from Mrs. OHokie were amusing.
There is no feeling sorry for UVa here.
Not with all the shit-talking the locals have been doing this week. I am going to walk around with permatrollface for at least a week.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hokie fans behind me were saying the same thing
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Troll OSU Law grad father?
You’re God damned right I did.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You are doing COTG's work.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
What happens to RGIII?
Missed part of the first drive
good question, I was watching a different game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
4th & 1 pun over the 50?
What up, Cougs?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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Definitely a disappointing decision.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Implies that they knew how to do such a thing to begin with.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Cool
Andrew Luck’s 78th career TD, on a 28-yard TD pass to Fleener, breaks John Elway’s school record.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He's virtually assured 4 Super Bowls.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
and back.
This isn’t half bad. but hey free is free. I miss anything incredible?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That's not the ball you've recovered Irish! It is a huge chunk of sod.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:29 PM EST reply actions
faith and begorra, i've recovered one a the wee folk!
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
clicking around, I managed to watch Bee Movie for about five seconds
shocking it wasn’t better received
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:29 PM EST reply actions
Most of the reviews were quite stinging.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not great buzz when it was in theaters.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And here I thought it would have legs.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Awful puns like that just won't fly.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, they really bug me
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hivemind
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just decided to wing it.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That and you can't tell whether the ball is out or not.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
they are actually
Big East
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
In Stanford?
…wrrryy?
ESS BEE CEEE SPEEEEEED!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Nov 26, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Neutral refs
Replay official is a PAc-12 dude though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Notre Dame brings Big East refs with them on the road.
Road team usually gets their refs.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Did I hear that right?
Adam James has SIX catches?
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions
Someone had to make a joke.
Glad you were the one to take a stab at it.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He has a cutting sense of humor, Erik T does.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Very sharp, no doubt about it.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
These puns are killing me.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Nov 26, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the murder of crows are circling the carrion.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is taking up too much space
It’s really strangling the conversation.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Times like these i miss being home with my pup
drop a piece of cheese covered peperoni and she may not let it hit the ground. now i gotta actually clean up after myself…
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
5 second rule.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
not on this floor
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Dogs don't have this.
They have a THREEVE second rule.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hell hath frozen over.
Southern Miss has 10 wins since before I went to school there? YAIS.
Announcers actually complimented us on our attendance in a horribly crappy rainy day in the ’Burg? YAIS
We get to try and play spoiler (not really gonna happen BTW) to a BCS buster again – a la TCU BITD? YAIS
/izhappiez
by gatoreagle on Nov 26, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wait,
RG3 is out and they burned the backup’s redshirt? Um…. SHIT.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
out-hurt
or out-55 point lead?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
He was busted up at the end of the 1st half. Perhaps concussed?
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
possibly wobbly
but no definite info.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Well they burned a redshirt.
He got hit in the head earlier. Concussion certainly possible. Also, they;re up 3.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Then nevermind. Just saw this:
@OurDailyBears: Coaches took RGIII’s helmet and just burned Florence’s redshirt. Griffin must be OUT.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Hm... saw that he had stats for 2009 and 2010...
nothing for this year… maybe they were redshirting him for some reason.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
For depth and the future.
So he’d have 2 years to play after this one… make that 1 to play after this one.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
you are looking live at the surface of the moon
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Enough craters for it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I am sitting on the floor of my living room next to the Christmas tree...
Watching the Apple Cup on my laptop while my daughter and wife occupy the couch while The Incrediblesplays on the flatscreen for the third time in four days.
This is the life…
by kadoogan on Nov 26, 2011 9:34 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
/raises glass
I feel you, bro.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Time to trade in that Corolla for the Lambo 140
/transmission falls out
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Dammit Rees, you suck
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
Fucking hell, what malignant god did Mike Price piss off anyway.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RGIII out for 2nd half.
that stinks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:35 PM EST reply actions
I just dislike seeing a player out when it could be a great game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO MUCH PURDUE TALK IN THIS NOTRE DAME/STANFORD GAME
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Florida throws terrible ball into triple coverage.
So bad that none of the defenders had a chance at it.
was it a case of Three Stooges Syndrome?
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
QB said “fuck it I’m going deep.”
Then he under-threw everyone.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
MY REDSHIRT FOR A 50 YARD TD
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions
To the UF fan holding up the SEC sign:
FUCK YOU
by cantcatchuf on Nov 26, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of, did you all see the PAWWL sign at GameDay this morning?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
That sign is at every game
It was there tonight, too.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Remind me what it said?
I know it was funny, just can’t remember beyond PAWWL
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Can't remember
Just that it was the last line on the poster. I was chuckling out loud and my wife didn’t get it. I didn’t have time to explain it to her, I was eagerly awaiting to see what Corso was going to do to make amends for last week
cosign
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh thank God I missed that.
I really like my TV screen without a beer glass sticking out of it.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
TXT 28 Baylor 38 10:09 3Q
nice pass by the back up Baylor QB.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Backing it up right into the culvert.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Luck puts on his Rape shoes
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Cheerleader comparison
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
one squad is better at people stacking, the other squad is good with pom-poms.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
what pom-poms?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
She was invoked earlier, but not posted. So let's fix that:
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't know if anyone's recruiting is good enough to put that together every year.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
From what I observed, they do.
But as I was looking out of the corner of my eye very quickly in between compliments of Mrs. Rev’s choice of hoodie sweatshirt, my perspective might not have been the best.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I haven't been since 2010.
But there was plenty to be proud of at that juncture. I imagine not much has changed.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
You are on a roll tonight, good sir
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Isn't it?
this plus Georgia stomping Tech… Just fills my heart with this ooey caramel happy feeling
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
souvenir time!
good thing he brought his glove
The Susquehanna Hat Company killed my father!
by Donovan Hamstain on Nov 26, 2011 9:44 PM EST reply actions
hahahahaha what the hell just happened?
Wazzu with the screen pass for the touchdown, 21-28 late in the 3rd.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Will Florida score tonight?
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Does allowing a safety count?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 26, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That ND QB is looking to get somebody killed with throws like that.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
This 30 Rock rerun I've seen several times is more entertaining than Furd/ND
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Well, I've seen this movie before.
Oh well.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 26, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Checking in at the half?
Nawt a good sign.
Maybe Crist will lead you to the promised land…?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
"And on that cold November day, Brian Kelly installed the full house single-wing at halftime."
“The nation of Notre Dame fapped, and the footballers of Notre Dame barreled their way to a 31-28 win.”
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Tell it again, Grandpa ACS!"
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. I saw it last year, actually.
/deletes bad memories
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I was just lamenting that I'm not seeing very many posts from Setmpke or ACS this evening...
…But now I am anxiously awaiting the epic hate and TWIS-worthy spleneticisms that are sure to follow either later this evening or at the Hour of the Hangover Owl.
"It's a great football game to be at right now."
Mike Pouncey has NO IDEA where he is.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Got into Will Hill's stash.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 26, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#Sour
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine Rod Steward still sings into a hairbrush while looking in a mirror, thinking, "yeah, all the chicks want me."
This comment is meant to be applicable.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Stempke is at a BD party and look up.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions
Reply fail to kadoogan
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
"kinda have to slap yourself"
Oh Bawb, that would be good tv
So after three months of living with a guy from Yemen
the culture differences are finally catching up. First he epic faceplants at Black Friday, getting to Best Buy at 8 PM and not buying anything. Now he still doesn’t seem to understand the living room music rules. I know none of my roommates like Country, so I use headphones or listen in my room. he is always blasting his music in whatever language it’s in, playing it louder than whatever we’re watching no matter what we say. Including blasting it over the football we were trying to watch on Thanksgiving day. Don’t know if I can handle the rest of the year like this. Any experienced folks with suggestions?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
code red
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I would love
for you to expound upon this, please.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/REBUTTAL!!!!!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
see "A few good men"
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
suddenly
overwhelmed with shame
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Find whatever shampoo he uses
Empty the bottle and pour nair in it.
Doesn’t solve your problem, but lulz shall be had
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Talk to him while sharpening something.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
good luck.
Just explain that loud music requires head phones, no exceptions.
But my guess is that he will ignore what you say, while saying yes he understands.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
You've lived this before
it’s exactly what he does.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
he does
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
go on, please go on
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Well, you just need to short some things.
It can’t be obvious and it can’t be traceable to you.
Also works: pin stabbed into center of coax.
Well on the flip side
He is out of town most weekends, so we use his speakers to pregame and or party
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Clear nail polish on a second set of speaker wires would be my first suggestion.
He might just trade out wires, so you might need to come up with something better.
I worked in the dorms there is little that surprises me.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Bless your heart
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
just keep explaining no loud music without head phones.
and keep repeating until he does it.
It might take awhile and you might have to be very annoying to get the point across.
Playing Warren Devon loudly might help make your point or cause enrollment in counseling.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
If you explain while cleaning a shotgun
he might understand.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
ouch.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Play Wllie "Skipbone" Johnson's "Yemen Done Me Wrong" loud as fuck on repeat.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/blues-musician-to-un-yemen-done-me-wrong,1083/
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The Black Friday thing is a sign of mental stability and maturity.
Everything else is worrisome.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
?
To go shopping in order to buy a TV and a PS3, get there at 8 pm, wait for 4 hours, have the ability to buy what you want yet not buying it. Stability?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Wait, Best Buy had it in stock, for the lower price, way after the normal rush
and he didn’t buy it anyway?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
If he waited four hours
it seems like he got there at 8 on Thursday in the forefront of the normal rush.
ah okay
I am not familiar with all this Thursday-night-is-the-new-Friday-morning stuff.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't either
I am used to having stores open at 5 am, weed out the pussies
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
I drove home Thursday night
and got into town at like 10ish. Rode around just to look at some lines and HOLYFUCKINGSHIT the lines at Best Buy wrapped around the fucking parking lot.
this
They had all three of the TVs he was considering, including the one he had his eye on for a week. and decided against buying anything.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Black Friday is for wankers, is the point I'm trying to get across.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Sorry,
you mean you didn’t want all your food to be commingled with my pork chops?"
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ouch.
That’s a good one. Oh and he violated the double dipping rule tonight
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
That's some nasty sectarian trolling.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Heh
Baylor still scoring. 45-28
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions
TXT 28 Baylor 45 6:05 4Q
Backup QB for Baylor just threw a lucky not to be intercepted pass for a 40 TD.
Baylor has 504 yds.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions
How much whiskey do we have left?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 26, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions
Not enough to make Rees a decent quarterback
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
Things we learned....
Trent Richardson is strong and holy shit, do not piss off Vandy.
by Counter Trap on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
We are fucked next year.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Nov 26, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ADAM JAMES
Costly fumble in Baylor territory LOLOLOL
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 26, 2011 9:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUCK ADAM JAMES
so say we all
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Memo to OBC
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Nov 26, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/meets Goro in Chik-Fil-A Bowl
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Funny cuz it's true
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Nov 26, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Wow ESPN was just playing Halftime by Nas as bumper music.
Since when did anyone at the WWL have taste?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
/WE'RE COMIN TO YOUR CITAAAAAY
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Oh, crap
another Baylor player injured.
up and moving but whoozy.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions
TX Tech be knockin' muthafuckas out!
Ganaway for Baylor is now stumbling around.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions
FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SEMENHOLES
HOW THE FUCK OUR OFFENSE IS THIS FUCKING SHITTING THE BED COTG AWFUL? IT’S ALMOST A JOKE IF WE GET AN INCOMPLETE ON 1ST DOWN BECAUSE WE ARE FUCKING AFRAID OF 2ND AND 10? FUCKFUCKFUCKFUKCUFKCUKFUCKFUCKUFKCUFUCKUCFUGCKUFKCFUKFUCKDFHA;SFDHUNA;SD
LET’S “CHENAGF FIELD POSITION” FUCK THAT FUCKING DON’T RUN BACKWARDS ON 4TH AND INCHES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH EITHER JUMP OR PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN AND SPEAR YOUR OWN O-LINEMAN IN TH EBAC K AND PUSH THE FUCKING PILE YOU TAINT LICKING SUCKTARD. I SWEAR OUR RBS (not you Joyer, I <3 your efforts) GARGLE VAGISIL IN THE MORNINGS. REMOVE THE FUCK UPS BY MR BRANTLEY AND THIS GAME FROM AN OFFENSIVE STANDPOINT IS LIKE WATCHING TWO MONEYS TRY TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH A DOOR KNOB.
I…I….CAN’T EVEN…IMMA GO HUG MY DOG AND PASS OUT.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
/throws gin bottle
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 26, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
/gin bottle intercepted
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Decided schematic advantage!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
At least this isn't the 8th year in a row you've lost to your hated rival
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
We lost to them last year, also
Only older Hoos really hate UNC. Younger fans, like me, are apathetic towards them.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Go do that. Nothing good is coming from further watching.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Pick six? This one's for you, Boozy:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I will never not rec this
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
amazing
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, they'll at least give him one more year
Besides, aren’t they still paying Fulmer’s buyout? I don’t care who their alumni are, they can’t afford to pay three coaches at once.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kansas will be. By weight, at least.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't understand that Cabella's commercial.
Isn’t that game to deer what COD or BF would be to us?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Journey to comfort
with Kirk Herbstreit
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
God how i love to watch Florida implode
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
TWSS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I find a handle of whiskey fixes everything
I ain’t even mad
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
worry mode engaged.
are you working on it alone?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Yes
is that bad?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 26, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
this
My first week living away from home my freshman year, I drank an entire fifth of Jim Beam. Needless to say I can’t drink JB anymore.
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Drinking less before attempting sex usually helps with this problem.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
As I pointed out above, it could be worse
This could be the 8th year in a row you’ve lost to your bitter in-state rival.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
OFFENSIVE SCORE
0-0
fuckfukcuflad;fkja;slkdjf ;asd how do i football?
/my wife has started removing all sharp objects from my house.
...I can count my years in scars...
You married a smart one.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
RGIII gonna be a daddy?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Wow,
our offensive coordinator hobbling down the sideline with a cane: great metaphor, or GREATEST metaphor?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Off-topic
I bring you…LEGO Freddy Mercury!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
This has made my night better.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 26, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
If it came with a 45 of "Fight From the Inside", I'd totally buy that.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
A frat house was blasting "We Are The Champions" as I walked back to my car. I sang along. I was the only one.
AND NOT ONE SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY
/inb4 we were the champion of nothing
//inb4 i tell those people to fuck off
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have already seen scads of "LOL Michigan we sucked this year why are you happy you beat us" FB statuses
still waiting on my follow-up from last night, though.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
My response: So the last three years didn't count?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
You and your latte-sipping elitist logic.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
40-34
58-43-6
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
These are the greatest numbers ever calculated.
At least until next year when it’s 59-43-6.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, don't I know it.
I’m frankly sick of Ohio State fans, which pretty much makes me totally sick of Ohio State.
Although I still want you fuckers to die every time Miami plays you in hockey, which will of course be far less in the future.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
I hope it won't be too much less.
The B1G hockey season will leave a lot of non-conference dates open.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck whoever decided that a Big Ten hockey conference was a good idea.
Fuck them with a rusty jackhammer forever.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not interested in more games against our traditional hockey rivals Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Penn State?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
At least Ohio State can claim some sort of CCHA thing, even if they aren't traditional.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
"Because the last time we beat you Facebook hadn't been invented yet, that's why."
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what's cooler than a billion yards by Denard?
A billion yards by Denard.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
In fairness, the last time Kentucky beat Tennessee, it was one year after the military portion was spun off ARPANET.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Soviet Union still existed when Kentucky last beat Tennessee
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Last time Iowa State beat Oklahoma, too.
I wonder where that loss streak ranks right now.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm very thankful to Bill Snyder.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
/grumblegrumble
This. Isn’t. Over.
See you on the hardwood.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
You crazy Baptists crack me up
Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions
Is there any chance we get a Knowshon Moreno-esque post
at the end of the year, just the ultimate vent session for whomever?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Tech 28 Baylor 51 2:26 3Q
Baylor pick 6 about 89 yds.
play under review, still have to kick extra point.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions
TD confirmed extra point kicked
Tech 28 Baylor 52 2:26 3Q
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Florida's season conveniently summarized in a single picture
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Nov 26, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
waaay tooo much
or from my perspective juuuuust right
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
But, shaved head intensity grittiness RAWR I DEFENSE GOOD!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Gritty gritty grit grit
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Well, they had to give him that big payday to lure him away from Idaho.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Washington dumbasses.
FALL ON THE BALL. FALL. ON. THE BALL.
Tried to pick it up and run, fucked it up.
Back from the FIFA
Any big changes?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
Have fun storming the castle!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now Rainey's down
No way UF scores, now. hope he’s ok
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions
That he and Demps are still breathing is a miracle on the Old Testament scale.
by Counter Trap on Nov 26, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
sacrificial lambs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
I choose to focus on the positive
Florida bad. Maybe, like, bad for a long, long time. This makes me happy.
Also, LOL Tennessee. If Old South is conscious at this point, I’m impressed.
2 years at least.
We need O-lineman and WRs
And neither position can be filled by true freshman very well.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I actually don't want UF to be bad
so long as they are worse than FSU in November. And worse than Auburn on certain days, should it matter.
but yeah, y’all need recruits. I hope you steal them from South Florida and UCF. Screw those guys.
I will have a huge happee if the Florida hold on the SEC East is broken
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Don't get Missouri's hopes up like that.
by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Missou is getting the East at the weakest its been in years
aTm is walking into a meat grinder in the West. But these things are cyclical.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Nov 26, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mizzou might have a good team next year, not sure if their QB returns or not.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
To make all those sad folks feel better..
here is Justin Bieber doing something he absolutely sucks at http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6OqfWJ8mlTI#!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
So, he's singing?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I wont watch it
i just assume its being male
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
freestyle rapping
its hilariously awful
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
congrats on the win
FSU looks to be having a good night as well. Went to Auburn today and drank way too much rum. So even though my team is winning now, ughh.
Have they gotten to 100 net yards yet?
6 first downs on the game so far.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
and this matters why?
We are playing rope a dope, and yet are already ahead on the scorecard against the dope.
by Ardbeg on Nov 26, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well, you probably needed it after the drubbing that Auburn got
Also, I realized earlier tonight that Crimson hooptyball is now champion of the Bahamas or something like that (Battle for Atlantis tournament)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm trying not to care about hoops right now
after alma mater #1 lost to alma mater #2. Embarassing. We supposed to be ACC.
Oh, whoops
Forgot who was in the way. Well, if FSU turns out to be bad, Harvard seems like it’ll be pretty good this year.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ideally FSU is actually good, while HU is a surprise Sweet 16 threat
The sorta nice thing about basketball, is you can delude yourself that such things are possible (unlike football, where a loss to a lower division team means you are out of it, period). I was happy for Harvard, I just wished it had been against UNC or Ohio St. or some such.
I would think none of these games are particularly relevant in the tournament sense
Probably more for us, in that after running train in the Ivy, it would make us seeded a little bit higher (there’s also a game against UConn coming up, although I’m not holding my breath)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more Jeremy Lin.
He was legitimately pretty awesome. Hope he can get some playing time at Golden State.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
OH NO RAINEY IS INJURED WE ARE GOING TO MISS HIS FALLING DOWN SINGLE FINGER ANKLE TACKLES!
I swear he never looked this bad his first years.
I hate you Weis.
/seriously hope he’s not injured
//but it’s a little late, put in gilly
...I can count my years in scars...
dosent everyone?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Furk, Imma gonna need lots of drunj for this game
How do I football, ND, how do I football?
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
So wait....
What has to happen to make sure ND doesn’t go to a BCS bowl? automatically in if they’re in top 12? or is it 20?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Top 14 makes them eligible, I believe
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
And top 8 is automatic
But in reality, top 14 means that one of the bowls is going to pick us.
For obvious reasons, this year it isn’t going to happen.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Thank y'all
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Fucking Tuberville,lose already and stop dragging this out!
The Kiffening awaits!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions
everyone loses twice
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
everyone loses
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not a big fan of the white helmets
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not liking that font
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
The font for the numbers is pretty good
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
I like it,
but not on a football jersey. Maybe if it was more loose fitting, like a baseball jersey, but not like this
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
They look exactly like Nebraska's '62 throwbacks from 2009.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
hmmm
Nebraska font was far less chunky and bubbly
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's what I meant. "Exactly"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Is that comic sans?
I have no other comment
There are serifs RIGHT THERE.
And your team uses glitter in their helmets, so you have zero room to be critical.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 26, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Weis doesn't coach the D
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
USC/UCLA on TV?
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Fox Sports according to my schedule.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
correct
Last I checked they were re-airing the CU game, guess it ended
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Fucking hell, UCLA
Why do I hope for you to do anything?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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You must be a pharmaceutical sales rep...
Only reason to explain why you’d want to increase the anti-depressant scrips in Utah
by kadoogan on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It is now official, Baylor can NOT tackle
don’t try to avoid the Baylor players, just make contact and they will touch you then allow you to keep moving.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions
Michigan fans
Notice anything about this picture that should make you happy?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
The lack of a douchey "Days since Michigan beat Ohio" counter?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
I was really hoping someone had forgotten to change the code, and it said “0 days.”
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
YAYYYY!
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
That you use internet explorer?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 26, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
sry
I tend to assume all non-chrome browsers on IE
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Keep it clean and come out fighting.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Download ALL the search bars!!!!
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
What does Jeeves think about this?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blame the parents.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey I have both my parents on Chrome,
and fully understanding the idea of unchecking boxes when downloading things. Or calling me and asking what to do. And this is a major improvement from a year ago when Dad would use the yahoo search bar in IE to search “google” to get to google.com to search for “utube”
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Neither of them really use this computer any more, either.
Dad finally got one from his adjunct prof job after resisting any computer use for years, and mom usually just uses the one in her classroom at the high school when she needs a computer.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Good for her
Most school computers don’t let you do anything to them, period
You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02
no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
-ChopMaster
"Welcome to the show, Brandon Beachy. I think you’re going to stay a while."
Also, DIAMONDS ARE NOT CHOCOLATE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
SHHHHH
Don’t tell Weis. We’ve been feeding him shovel-fulls for weeks hoping he’ll keel over.
by cantcatchuf on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Not only is it the most ballingest thing you can do to your food, it makes my dookie sparkly!"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/cuts off T-Rex head
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Chappelle auto-rec.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Wow. That UCLA DB got charred to a cinder on that one.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Fuck, gotta wait for FSN SW to cut to it! Thanks again assholes!!
Thanks for the updates gang.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions
you really want updates?
i mean, thats fine but… ouch
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Nov 26, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
TXT 42 Baylor 52 14:04 4Q
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions
look at our scores against TXT and Baylor
Texas won’t have trouble scoring next week in Waco.
RGIII if recovered will test the Texas D, but I think the Texas D can stop him.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jaye Howard with the recovery
YAY! HOPE? IS THIS WHAT HOPE FEELS LIKE?
...I can count my years in scars...
"UCLA vs USC Coming Up Next in Most Regions"
But first, we need to watch more Baylor players get head injuries!!
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 10:22 PM EST reply actions
/JUMPINGHIGHFIVE
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Avoids the shutout
/dances in celebration
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
YOU.
NO. BAD. /SQUIRTS BOTTLE
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 26, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Florida and their silly TD
That was pass interference if the student section is part of the endzone.
I spent four hours in Auburn today.
I’m mad at everything. But nah, it was marginal but not something to get too upset about.
STOP MOLESTING MY EARS, PETROS PAPADAKIS!
That voice is like a sandpaper-wrapped billy club bludgeoning my ears.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Orson put up a new post. JUMP
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/26/2588945/late-shift-hey-there-handsome
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/26/2588945/late-shift-hey-there-handsome
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/11/26/2588945/late-shift-hey-there-handsome
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
From the Orlando Sentinel
President Rick Catlett said Saturday that a Florida-Ohio State matchup is what he’s hoping to get in Jacksonville.
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 26, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions
"If their still coaching to win the game..."
Florida stopped coaching to win the game when they hired Weis.
If your team can hold FSU to under 100 yards of offense....
you’d better hope Charlie Weis isn’t your offensive coordinator.
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