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Damnit, Cal.

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Nice catch

both feet in even

"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"

by metsman07 on Nov 25, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats a sunday catch

Suck it Luck

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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That was one of the most 6'8" touchdown passes I've ever seen.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

not since Dan McGwire

has a 6’8" man hurled such a pretty pass

by BamaThrasher on Nov 25, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

How Tall was RoboOstrich?

I miss him, he was my all time favorite tall person.

by rook0119 on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

ASU TD

nice catch.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

many surprised people.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So

I was all set to hate on Michigan tomorrow, which I continue to do every year, even though I don’t really like Ohio State at all any more.

And then a Facebook friend from high school posted a Subcommandante Wayne-level status, like full-on devidee, and I think I actually kind of want Michigan to win tomorrow, even though I feel dirty about it. Like really dirty. Just so this guy is pissed off.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

screen shot

and blur the names… we need to see

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Stuck at home on my parents' computer, and I'm pretty sure they don't have anything I can photoshop with.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

print screen, paste to paint, trim the edges, spray can over the names. voila

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyway, to give an idea of the flavor,

It starts off “Dear Brady cHoke” and gets worse from there.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the picture referred to is the "Coach Rodriguez We Love You" banner

Dear Brady cHoke,

Congrats on your dream job, you self-proclaimed “Michigan Man” from Dayton, OHIO. For starters, you’re a chump. At first, I was happy scUM hired you—we’ve needed a bit more of a challenge and RichRod was a weasel. But then you had to pull this shit about refusing to refer to our university by its given name. Every time I see your chubby face spit out the word “Ohio,” it pisses me off. Then again, maybe you’re mistaken. Maybe you really think you’re playing Ohio University tomorrow. Which brings me to a happy vision of your face turning as SCARLET as the beautiful color on our jerseys as we kick you ass ACROSS THE FIELD tomorrow and you finally realize that WE ARE OHIO STATE—and nobody else! So after Luke Fickell scrubs your RED HOUSE (well, that’s what it looked like last time we were there—remember two years ago? I posted a pic for you below but I’m sure you remember, you Michigan Man you), I sincerely hope he marches ACROSS THE FIELD and reminds you that no, we are not Ohio University, we are Ohio STATE and you better respect us enough to call us by our given name. Bitch.

OH—I almost forgot! Have fun trying to out-recruit and out-coach Urban Meyer for the next 4 years!!! (That is, if they don’t fire you after 3.)

GO BUCKS!!!

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep. That's Ohio State.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 25, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And, to top it off,

he was a scholarship athlete at an Ohio school other than OSU.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

For all we know, it is devidee.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 25, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it, perhaps...

…Ohio?

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I won't be any more specific than to say it wasn't OSU.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

D1?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

He had a full scholly.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Ben Roethlisberger?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I went to college with him, not high school.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you ever meet him?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 26, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Had a class with him, he didn't say much.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

so football...

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, he could have gone to a D-II school then.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Boy

I knew I hated OSU. I hate UM too but i hate OSU way, way more

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

This. So much this.

Honestly, the first and only group of tolerable aOSU fans I’ve ever met comment within the confines of This Fine Website.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

What's the word the OSU band spells at halftime?

I forget.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

oh hey

you found it!

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

It ends with “Bitch.” As a sentence.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it.

BEAT OHIO.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/horrible kent state joke goes here

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by Londonjoe on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Tomorrow...

AM: Gym time
Noon: BEAT OHIO
PM: PSU/WISC – The battle for B1G Costal Division
Eve: Sushi or Cornish Game Hen and ALL THE GIN

by josejose50 on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

I swear they're calling ASU's QB

“Bronco Siler.” How much have they had to drink in the booth?

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by allicolls on Nov 25, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

not enough, they are still talking.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

if you were standing next to Craig James

wouldn’t you be drinking like crazy; if for no other reason than anxiety?

by BamaThrasher on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd want to have all my faculties intact

In case he turned on me.

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by allicolls on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

as you are a lady

if you ever found yourself in this situation, I hope you have mace, pepper spray, a taser, and a semi automatic riffle to protect yourself. Plus your father for good measure. I say this knowing your are one of my enemies.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 25, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

no way it's a big enough calibre

she needs a weaponized laser

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

pump action shotgun

deer slugs alternating with 00.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait what?

He wasn’t down? Really?

by Erik T on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

What happened?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

fumble on the returrn

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Fumble on KO return.

I think he’ll be called down on replay.

by Erik T on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not enough to overturn.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Pac-12 refs are on fire tonight

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by GBB4188 on Nov 25, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

wish i could rec it twice

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool Starry Brah

My mom went to USC in the mid to late 70s with a lot of people who are making movies now. She was really good friends with Levar Burton from Star Trek and Reading Rainbow (they still send each other Christmas cards,) and he was friends with a lot of people in the film program. Apparently, when a lot of those people graduated, they couldn’t find work because there were so many people looking for those jobs, and only so many of them available. As a result, a lot of the random technical guys doing lighting and such ended up going into doing that stuff for porn. It’s a living apparently.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

A good living.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

a reading rainbow connection to porn

that kind of makes me sad. Although, Levar is a really good actor.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

No no.

Levar wasn’t in porn. He just knew the people who ended up in porn.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

man

I just saw “rainbow connection” and “porn” in the same sentence. The Muppets will never be the same again.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I know what y'all are thinking.

DON’T DO IT.

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by allicolls on Nov 26, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

/rule 34'd

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

okay I'll stay up and watch the 2nd half.

/not really.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Silly Cal/ASU

the battle to lose the division is over, its ok to try and win now

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Oh you know

the pac12S that no one wants to win, but its been decided now so they can stop derping now

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

"he was down clearl-"

“after review, play stands”

Announcer pick fails, again

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Craig James in the booth.

’nuff said.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh lord, ASU is going to take a lead.

I do not want this man to be coach anymore. Please. Make the bad man go away.

by Erik T on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

"the players really are trying" LOL CRAIG JAMES

Oh, you mean the Cal player? Carry on.

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by Big Jon on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

JOSE H CHRISTMAS

Is their a such of thing as defense in this conference?

by rook0119 on Nov 25, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

only the SEC has defense

no other conference plays defense.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Penn State plays pretty good defense

they just don’t play any offense. Sadly, that isn’t the worst of their concerns.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Shit, ASU.

Where did this come from? Against a “very good” Cal defense, even!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 25, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

Reminds me of the Cal-Oregon game.

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no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 25, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yes a "very good D"

against OSU and presbyterian

s
2011 Record: 6-5

Sep. 2 Fresno State W 36-21
Sep. 10 at Colorado W 36-33 OT
Sep. 17 Presbyterian W 63-12
Sep. 24 at Washington L 31-23
Oct. 1 OPEN DATE
Oct. 6 at Oregon L 43-15
Oct. 13 USC L 30-9
Oct. 22 Utah W 34-10
Oct. 29 at UCLA L 31-14
Nov. 5 Washington State W 30-7
Nov. 12 Oregon State W 23-6
Nov. 19 at Stanford L 31-28
Nov. 26 at Arizona State

by rook0119 on Nov 26, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Want your mind blown? This is the regular season schedule of a team with a legitimate chance of making the BCSNC

Appalachian State W, 66-13
at East Carolina W, 17-10
Arkansas State W, 26-7
at Marshall W, 30-10
        #13 Clemson * L, 3-23
        Miami * W, 38-35 ABC
at Wake Forest * W, 38-17
Boston College * W, 30-14
        at Duke * W, 14-10
at #20 Georgia Tech * W, 37-26
        North Carolina * W, 24-21
at #24 Virginia * 3:30 p.m.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 26, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey it isn't our fault the bcs is terrible.

I think most rational VT fans would tell you that tech isn’t the 5th best team in the country. We struggled to beat Duke!

by Wilbo on Nov 26, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

nevermind 5, you're moving up to 4

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

or better

If Okie Light and Bama lose (please oh please oh please), they are in the driver’s seat.

by Ardbeg on Nov 26, 2011 5:38 AM EST up reply actions  

H.A.M.?

I must have missed something earlier in the day

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's play some angry birds let's play some angry birds

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Steam Sale has already got like 20 bucks out of me

Of course, because it’s the steam sale, that’s like 5 games.

I got Age of Empires 3 with both expansion packs for 50 cents today.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

The greatest day on the football calendar has arrived.

BEAT OHIO.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Third coast bias?

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

8th time's the charm!

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rumor has it that a Michigan win puts them into the Sugar Bowl.

But there’s always something on the line. The team that loses this game is going to spend the next month very, very pissed off.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd be more pissed if I was a Michigan fan

This is probably the most beatable Ohio State team for a good long while.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, sure.

But the delightful thing about a rivalry game at the end of the season is that the emotional high or low lasts at least into the bowl game.

The worst, of course, is when you get knocked out of bowl contention by losing, as in 2009.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

This is why the 2009 Civil War was esp. awesome

Winner to the Rose Bowl…

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

It assumes an Okie Light win, which is shaky. And it uses the current rules, so Arkansas is out.

But both ESPN predictors have the 4 at-larges as Alabama, Stanford, Michigan, and Houston. The only argument that I can see would be for a 3-loss Oklahoma over a 2-loss Michigan, unless I’m missing something obvious.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Pac 12 South Champion UCLA

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Honest question

but all things considered, do both Boise St. and Houston get at large bids? I think the Big Ten will only get one, same with ACC. SEC and and Pac whatever will both get 2, and Big 12 one or two?

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

This is true

They will take Houston because they have to.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd be surprised if a 1-loss non-AQ that didn't win its conference makes it.

Although I admit Boise would probably beat Michigan.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

The BCS really doesn't want to take non-AQs after all

Unless they have no choice.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell, they don't want to take Stanford, either.

3-loss Oklahoma over 1-loss Stanford? It would be a screw job, but it could happen.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe..

Stanford probably finishes in top 4 which means they are required to take them.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Does Notre Dame have a chance if they beat Stanford?

Where would they be ranked?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

definately

any BCS would kill to take ND, its big money.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, God.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Michigan-ND rematch in the Fiesta?

AWWW YEAH

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

hell, actually I would enjoy that

that was an entertaining game if nothing else

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

If we win, and Michigan loses


U MAD?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

getting invited to bowls they don't deserve to go to

doesn’t usually work out for ND, it seems

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

if we've learned anything

it’s that “deserves” got nothing to do with it

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yes. I will seethe.

Notre Dame will have little to do with it, but I will be mad.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

BEAT OHIO.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

again, I hope we get you get in

I would let a title shot go to whip your sorry asses.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

hohohohono.

we’ll go to the Fiesta

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

not so fast

the Sugar gets the first choice due to the title, and you can’t bet that they would pick you.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

/sigh

I would, for once, like to play an ACC or Big East team

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame v Virginia in the Orange Bowl?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna need to change my pants

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

at least it's a fair fight

unlike Alabama

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

what was the score last year?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

a lot to a little

or 49-7, but I prefer to remember qb’s knocked out 2 to 0

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

One non AQ will make it automatically

no one else will make it ever, probably, because of money. There’s no motivation for a bowl to take Boise, particularly if they aren’t undefeated. It doesn’t matter that Boise is better than Michigan.

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

they'll take some other crappy team

Boise doesn’t travel. I don’t think they give two shits about who has a better team.

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

fair point

but you are wrong on the travel issue, they do travel pretty well, hell they 35k in DC last year.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

The hell you say?

I was there. 15K at best. That’s damn good for their situation, but it’s not 35K.

They travelled well to the Fiesta Bowl. It wouldn’t surprise me if they did the same for anywhere west of Dallas — Western concepts of drivable distances tend to make most of us Southerners and Easterners shudder. East of there, though, it’ll be a struggle.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 26, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

that was the reported ticket sales

not necessarily the actual attendence, so I will take your word for it.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Then, who knows.

Oklahoma. Michigan State. Clemson. Hell if I know.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I come down on Michigan's side

Because my grandparents on my dad’s side are Michigan grads.

Ohio State fans don’t do themselves any favors though.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

BEAT EAST DAYTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Just got back in from Evidence outlining

and watching the end of the Backyard Brawl.
Who had the best horrible things to say about Tino Sunseri’s lack of clutch performance?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

That is . . . terrifying.

At least Sunseri didn’t manage to fuck up the end of four rivalry games in a row. Then again, the extent of his fuckup tonight (7 mississippi) is spectacular.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

It was breathtaking.

I don’t think I ever saw Ball play worse.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

My dad and I were looking at each other

wondering why the hell he didn’t get rid of the goddamn ball.

And then he got sacked again.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

8? sacks in the 2nd half

+1 grounding call. What’s sad is the OL pass blocked very well.

by rook0119 on Nov 26, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, whoever pointed out Lou Holtz saying "dezhcizczshins" earlier

I think it really needed more z’s and c’s.

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by allicolls on Nov 26, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

Time for sleep,

I would like to care more about this game but I just can’t.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 26, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

So what did Les Miles have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

my vote would the McRib, but I know you guys can do better.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

grass

Duh.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

turkey flavored taffy

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

Newegg is selling out of everything I want.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:10 AM EST reply actions  

Watching high school football playoffs on computer

ASU/Cal on TV, fun times.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:12 AM EST reply actions  

and he is utterly stupid

ND is going to get curb stomped tomorrow

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

If Stanford comes out like they did vs. Cal last week

ND will beat them. They came out really flat.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you might be right

but my pick in the pick em was Stanford 42 – ND 14

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

If Stanford comes out as they should

It’ll be a blowout but if they come out like they have the last two games…

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Stanford kind of sucks

ND is probably better at almost every position but QB. That may be enough, but maybe not.

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

The key to beating Stanford as Oregon showed

Is slow down their running game and make them throw deep. They have no deep WRs.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

On what do you base this opinion?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

that I have watch 6 of ND's games and 5 of Stanford's

I honestly think the difference in talent is pretty severe, but as I said, I could be wrong.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Stanford, I point out

1) played flat against Cal
2) has a suspect defense
3) is missing tight ends and receivers all over the place.
ND can hang with them if they play a good game (not flat). AND if Cierre Wood can handle the full load.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, just to counter

1.) road game in a flat atmosphere playing in Palo Alto
2.) Notre Dame is suspect on defense
3.) No signature win for ND is years (and this would be a signature win)

I will go with the established qb.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

4) Notre Dame really isn't that good. Also ALL. THE. RED ZONE TURNOVERS.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I love that ESPN3's halftime show is so clealry pre-recorded

Flipped over to it during a break and heard the guy say “ASU is CLEARLY going to win the Pac-12 South”.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

Goodnight folks.

I just can’t care about Cal/ASU as much as I want to.

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by allicolls on Nov 26, 2011 12:14 AM EST reply actions  

I kind of miss College Football Final

But now we have the PAC games that either have to really catch our eye or we don’t care because we started watching football 12 hours ago.

by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Mark May is such a blowhard.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

Not as much as Tobias.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Please just give us more Trevor Matich. He's actually good.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

He's not very good as a tv guy

But he makes shockingly valid and accurate points, all without being a giant penis about it coughmarkmaycoughcough

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 12:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If you want a vision of heaven

imagine a boot stamping on Mark May’s face; forever.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

how quickly people forget Trev Alberts

he made mark may seem tolerable.

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

No, he would be fucking Goldstein.

Except that Max Kellerman is too perfect for that role. And even more of an asshole if that’ possible at all.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I should remind you all

WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR VA TECH TO MAKE BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
1. LSU beat Arkansas
2. Auburn beat Alabama
3. Oklahoma beat Okie State
4. Beat UVA and Clempson

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 26, 2011 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

Are 2 and 3 absolutely necessary?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, Va Tech is currently 5

So they may need some help.

So I’d say yes.

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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 26, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

TWO IS NECESSARY. TUSCALOOSER DELENDA EST.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I bet on Mike London tomorrow

I think you should be legitimately worried about that game.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

WAHOOWA BITCHES

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

this

I really am surprised how dismissed the UVA team is getting from fans. Additionally, Va. Tech was in a 14-10 game against Duke, they are by no means world beaters. Virginia is a team on the rise, while Va Tech has been pretty stagnant for a while now. I think this is a statement opportunity for Virginia, and an opportunity that they seize.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

May I point out it was the 70s

A lot of weird shit was happening back then. For example, Kentucky was winning football games against Tennessee.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Old Corby's was, allegedly, that Irish

New Corby’s is not. But Fiddler’s Hearth is quite Irish. The only ways it surrenders to modernity is 1) a pair of vacuum tube TV sets and 2) every single waitress has tattoos.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha
Breaking: Arizona head coach Mike Stoops has been offered the head coaching job at Florida Atlantic.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

Schnelly surely can't approve.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh goddamnit wrap up and tackle you fucks.

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by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

Hey it's the Cal guy!

You have the superior defense here. Worry not.

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dropped in during lunch on a closing shift, going back to work in about five minutes.

Go Bears!

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by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't totally obvious or anything, Cal DB.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:26 AM EST reply actions  

6'8"

Drink.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

Made FG means fireworks?

Lame ASU.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

Field goals are how you win in the NATIONAL. FOOTBALL. LEAGUE.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

This is the Pac-12

Kicking is losing.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

FTFY.

This is the Pac-12. Kicking playing is losing.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, y'all. Fuck Clemson.

What’d I miss whilst watching Oregon cheerleaERRRR Oregon women’s volleyball?

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 26, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions  

Pitt ate shit.

As per usual.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Pitt crapping the bed

Other than that, not much.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Personal foul on Burfict

Shocking.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

about damn time he did something

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

That is fucking weak

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:34 AM EST reply actions  

Does it make me a bad fan

if I’m rooting against the strange sequence of events required for VT to make the title game? While I would love for tech to get a shot at a championship, I’m tired of getting blown out on national television.

by Wilbo on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

you are now an ND fan

welcome to the club

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

No

but I still don’t understand the sentiment. Even if you have a 1% chance to beat LSU, that’s better than 0.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

/Louisville smiles its way to victory

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

What happens if you get a safety on the last play of the half

Does the other team have to kick off?

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

I THINK so.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I would guess no

Only because you don’t have to kick off after a td/fg in the same situation.

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 12:43 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

TD KAL

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

Kal? Come on man that's some Stanfurd shit.

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by AERose on Nov 26, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Typo

My bad.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha ha Burfict

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Drink

You shouldn’t sip liquor.
-justincredubil02

no, Jack Daniel is whiskey.
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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

Fun stat from CGB

teams ranked by penalties/game

60 – USC
67 – Stanford
73 – Utah
94 – Washington
95 – Oregon
105 (tie) – UCLA, Washington State
110 – Colorado
116 – Arizona
117 – Oregon St.
119 – Arizona St.
120 – Cal

Fuck you Pac-12 refs

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions  

They're paid by flag

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

that is fucking insane

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

good lord

either a completely puss conference or everyone has no discipline. Interestlingly, both apply

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

The cleanest team in the Pac-12 is USC?

I guess I expected them to take on their coach’s personality. Fascinating.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Come on Cal

Fuck you Burfict.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

You guys will be psyched when I begin

my MMA league for awesome named college athletes. Burfict and Mingo will be the first match.

by Charles UF on Nov 26, 2011 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

Mingo's a little skinny now

but he’s going to be a monster in two years.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

depends on whether they see him as an interior lb or a lineman

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

they're pretty committed to playing him at DE

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

their shifting him into that hybrid position, yeah. but he does drop. He's such a freak.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

He played LB in high school

but I think he’s only been playing football for maybe three years. I don’t think he really knows what he’s doing yet. They’re definitely going for that Demarcus Ware type player, but I don’t think he has the instincts to be a true LB

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

they recruited him at most places as an LB but he's what, 6'8"? he might be too light to be a true end

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah it's an issue

they kind of didn’t know what to do with him. According to the guys at ATVS, he just can’t handle LB though.

I’m beyond psyched about LSU’s D Line. It’s pretty much all sophomores.

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

he'll come around... I mean he;s ONLY a sophomore, and while heavily recruited, it wasn't a top 100 guy

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Mingo? Lol no

Then everyone would tell you about it. He isn’t much bigger than 6’3", if that.

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shit where did all you tall ones come from?

and please to move closer to me?

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

something in the water?

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

listed at 6'5

he also apparently has a brothers named Hughtavious and LaDarian

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Hughtavious...

What the hell were mom and dad tweaking on when they came up with that one?

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meh. still not as good as A'Treyu

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm convinced

that all I need to do to make sure my son is badass at football is name him LaHercules

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

*A Trey-U Jones

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Girl who sold our TV to us

was named Toshiba. Worked at hhgregg by mall of GA, i shit you not. We asked if she recommends a Toshiba TV, she didn’t laugh

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Did she pronounce her name right?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

?

as far as i know the only way to pronounce it is with the emphasis on the second syllable

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

The proper pronunciation

is TOE-shee-ba.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

That seems like the Japanese way.

this girl was american.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I fail to comprehend how there is an "American" way to pronounce

a Japanese word which has no usage as anything but a proper name.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

their commercials seem to disagree...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JyN6Obi7eI

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

And their commercials are wrong, thanks to their American ad agency.

Their commercials in Japan pronounce it right.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm virtually positive that is the case.

But if they want it to be pronounced to-SHEE-ba in the US, they air the commercials they are. if they wanted it to be the other way, they would air those commercials.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

See, say, Volkswagen.

Not pronounced in Amurrican as in German.

Hell, Mazda is pronounced “Mahz-da” in the USA and “Mazz-da” in Canada.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Volkswagen

German Vulkswaggon
American Vohlkswagen

correct?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

German Vohlksvoggen, I believe.

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My attempt with letters:

American: Vohlks-wagen
German: Folks-vagen

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

The initial sound

is almost like smushing a W and an F together.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ich spreche ein bischen Deutsch

But drunjen transliteration is challenging.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

That might be part of it too

other countries have noises they make that we cant even begin to know how to make, unless we want to start doing a lot more teachin in elementary schools

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I think part of the reasoning

is that, quite frankly, it’s hard to find a speaker of American English who can pronounce it correctly without sounding retarded, in much the same way that whenever I have to use a French word I suddenly come across as a redneck moron.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

This is really true.

Like Amarillo, Rio Grande etc

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

All sorts of fun town names across the midwest have this issue

Rio Grande (RYE-oh GRAND), Berlin (BURR-lun), Russia (ROO-shee), in Ohio, for instance.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Versailles kentucky

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

yep

And heaven forbid you try to pronounce Gnadenhutten the way it would be in German; you’ll get otherworldly looks.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I am too drunj to attempt it.

It comes out something like nodden-huhtten.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

except around here, it’s guh-NAY-den-hut-ten.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

better than my first attempt

similar to nutten hutten

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Do they have a tasty cream-centered cookie in Germany

called Gnutterbutter?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Milan, Michigan.

Pronounced “MY-lun”.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Which reminds me of Miami, Florida

which is pronounced incorrectly even though it’s a totally American word.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

/moves to Miami, OK

//pronounces it wrong

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Man, I'm from around here

and I still pronounce it wrong half the time because I’m so used to My-AM-ee.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Um....

What are my options, here?

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

The correct pronunciation

is myAM-uh, with the myAM sort of blending together rather than two separate syllables.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Monroe GA is

MUN-row

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

There's an old coal mining company town in Athens County, OH

called Chauncey. It’s pronounced “Chancy.” The mine owners did this so that any UMW types moving to town to organize the workers would be immediately recognized by mispronouncing the name.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

RYE-oh??

that dooesnt even… ROO-shee? sounds like they’re trying for roofie but mildly failing…

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't explain AY-rab, Alabama

except it totally does…

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by VandyImport on Nov 26, 2011 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Lucious Pusey and Mister Simpson will have a good fight in the emeritus division.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Could either of them lick MSU's Michael Hunt in a fair fight?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 26, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Cal's man coverage technique is very good if they can keep up

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

fucking refs

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

Holy crap you guys are busy bees

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 26, 2011 12:49 AM EST reply actions  

so what have i missed?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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dammit

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Sadly not entertaining ones

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

yes.

but dad and i whooped ass at spades

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

THIS MEANS WAR

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

no more than anyone else.

won last night too. usually we lose by a lot.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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just remember, flick of the left ear means cheese

brush of the forehead means diamonds, scratch of the hair above the right ear means clubs.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

We always lose, lose, lose.

By a lot, and sometimes by a little.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

oh hohohoho

so there were consequences for that stunt?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

They said they were really sorry, and were allowed to play at the season finale after all (a 2OT win over an apparently good Brown team).

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck sorry. if your football team can't beat the DIII creampuffs you know they schedule for two free wins they deserve it

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh, Columbia didn't play one D-III team this year, much less two.

Non-conference: Fordham, Albany, Sacred Heart.

One of which is in the playoffs, mind you.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he just knew I would mentally replace "D-III" with "1AA" or "MAC" and begin twitching.

Twitch.

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Sure... but an apology? It's one thing to lose, it's entirely another to be completely noncompetitive

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't even call them non-competitive this year.

They had some tough breaks. Lost by three AT Princeton. Lost by a TD to Penn. Lost by three to Yale. And then beat Brown.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope this makes all of you realize how annoying my life can be.

I could be saving orphans and puppies from a burning building and people would be stopping me to ask how tall I am and to inquire about my athletic background.

Brock and I are taller than you. Big fucking whoop.

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no dammit i play volleyball

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The best part about playing hockey in the South

is that when people ask me that stupid fucking question and I say “Nope, I play hockey,” they have no idea what to say back, so they just sputter a bit and walk away.

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by JoshCVT on Nov 26, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

thats awesome

I play with two wingers that are both 6’5, and am the small man of my line, I am 6’1 and 210lbs. I am never touched.

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I played wing.

But I always rotated to center if the other team had a guy that liked to camp in front of the net.

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Scouting report

Soft hands, can’t skate backwards. Will camp in front of net at every opportunity. accurate wrist shot, slap shot, and passing. Heavy drinker.

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So, Tomas Holmstrom.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

well, I am a big shot, defensive center

and still score a bit over a goal a game, so I think we would mess.

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see, in Europe they don't give a shit

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That was a fantastic "Come on, this shit again?" face by Dennis Erickson.

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He's looking forward to getting fired.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

"retiring"

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You misspelled "Scotch"

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And I am back.

Was busy preparing and eating this monster of delicious. Not visible but present, jalepenos

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:53 AM EST reply actions  

I was busy eating leftover turkey/stuffing

Followed by cheesecake.

It was good.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Already ate all the leftover mashed potatoes and stuffing earlier today =(

wanna at least make sure the turkey makes it through the weekend. Speaking of this, what is everyones preferred method to eat leftovers? I specifically get nice sandwich bread and make a nice big open face sandwich with all the fixins, then drown it in hot gravy.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

go on

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i want cheesecake

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I am resisting making a quesadilla

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

cheese makes everything better

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I have eaten enough

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Wrong, you are!

you are currently living in the 3 day window in which those 4 words have no meaning. Take advantage of this. Make yourself a quesodilla!

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

ehhhhhh I hit my calorie target

even though I did work out

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Why do you think we all work out January-November?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

food discipline is KEY

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

apparently so is being a wet blanket

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

For what is maybe the first time in my life...

I do not…. So much pie though. such hot delicious pie…

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

We sitll have part of a pecan pie left

That’ll be for during the Civil War Saturday.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

mmmindeed.

You must be from the south with a pie like that

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah

Just know a good bakery we got it from for Thursday. Way too many deserts so it didn’t get eaten.

Oregon born and bred.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

What is this bakery,

if you don’t mind sharing

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Lovejoy Bakery in NW PDX

Right by Jamison Square in the Pearl.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, thought you meant in Eugene.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, in Portland

I didn’t go to U of O, non-alum fan.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

hot pie...?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

All thats left is apple pie

microwave , add generous portion of vanilla ice cream, and enjoy

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Benched in the second half of his last collegiate game?

That’ll teach him! Erickson, the master disciplinarian.

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 12:56 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

shit

Jokker suspended our starting QB for his final bowl game. Brooks did likewise with a lineman a couple years before.

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by Old South on Nov 26, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

SEE YOU LATER CAL TD!

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 12:56 AM EST reply actions  

LOLSU*

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Shit

didn’t even… well yeah. I’ll show myself out

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

This is a hugely entertaining game

and I just bought starcraft 2. sigh.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 12:56 AM EST reply actions  

Starcraft is a great game

I’m not that good though, I’m only platinum

by Wilbo on Nov 26, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

that really doesn't mean anything to me

the only games I was competitive with were SF3, alpha, GGX, and KOF

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

The ladder is broken up into different leagues based on skill

bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, masters, and grandmasters

bronze and silver and considered to be pretty bad, gold is bad, platinum is average, diamond is above average, masters is pretty good, and grandmasters is amazing.

by Wilbo on Nov 26, 2011 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

more specifically, going by memory

Bronze: 0-20th percentile
Silver: 20-40th
Gold: 40-60th
Platinum: 60-80th
Diamond: 80-98th
Masters: top 2%
Grandmasters: top 200

GM is made up largely of professional level players

Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman

by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

That sounds about right

Anyone here watch the starcraft tournament at dreamhack the past couple days?

by Wilbo on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

PACtion?

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 12:58 AM EST reply actions  

This is like Pac-10 football in the 90s

Those games didn’t start til everyone had at least 5 TDs.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

So, uh, good morning.

What’d I miss?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:00 AM EST reply actions  

you survive last night?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

It was today I didn’t survive.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Pitt eating shit.

No defense in PACtion.

Oh, and BEAT OHIO

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Colorado finally won

a road game a game outside of their own state, sending UCLA to Pac chmapionship. FTFY

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel like

the one I posted makes them sound worse somehow

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

3 point thriller my ass

It’s a competition to see who can suck at tackling and defense less for 15 minutes.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:06 AM EST reply actions  

Pac-12 football

Defense is boring, offense is fun.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

this.... this is fun

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

All night

I’ve been flip flopping in my head as to whether you are an ASU or MINN fan, and just now decided to click the name. now I get it…

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I fly many flags.

All of the teams suck, so I’ll never be accused of being a bandwagoner.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Have no shame, my friend.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

/goes to gameday to wave flag

//guaranteed to always be a long drive

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

As long as you're not that scumbag

that shows up on campus on tuesday with a big WSU flag and just stands infront of where you think the stage for game day will be set up and wait… and wait… and wait…

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes.

But not on Tuesday, because that makes no sense.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I can see getting there early

to try and get a good spot, but as a 50+ year old man, its just dumb. no one is going to skip classes for almost an entire week to do that

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

It's dumb because it's unnecessary.

Show up early that morning and you’ll get Ol’ Crimson in a perfectly acceptable position.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Well he ended up in a sea of green and yellow.

Oh and this was before the ASU game…

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

You lost me

Whats this about Wisc/Neb?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I gameday'd in Madison for WSU flag purposes.

Showed up at about 6am Central and we had zero issue getting flags in position.

I cannot fathom that the Oregon crowd would have prevented a similar maneuver. Ergo, whatever clown you’re discussing is a clown.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Well he showed up on a tuesday in eugene with a WSU flag before gameday came

for a game vs ASU. He was all alone last I saw on the friday afternoon before, so i really hope he knows he wasted his time.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

If he showed up on Tuesday, he was passionate but misinformed.

He was not a representative of The Flags. Which is cool, I hope he had fun and I admire his passion. But speaking in retrospect, he’s kind of a goober.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

The Flags

is this some “Don’t talk about The Flags club” kinda deal i’ve never heard of?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty fluid. You email the guy if Gameday is near you, and if you're on the top of the respectability list, the flags are FedEx'd to you.

I wasn’t near the top of the list, but I did a shit-ton of waving in Madison.

If you don’t know the guy, then you’re likely not a WSU fan so it all kinda works out.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I get it

thanks for the new info haha

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Craig James and Eric Dickerson got in trouble at SMU?

What for, pray tell?

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:10 AM EST reply actions  

Hookers

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

So now Dickerson is involved?

/leans back

We found the bagman.

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, wait, leave Dickerson out of this.

His only crime is not turning down cash.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Trans Ams got big trunks

Mike Sherman... can hardly bear to look.

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 26, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Dickerson stole a shovel from the storage shed.

He wouldn’t say why though.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I type "craig ja" into Google

And it autofills:
craig james
craig james hookers
craig james killed 5 hookers

You have successfully Google-bombed him.

by Narrow Right on Nov 26, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Free ticket from LAX to CMH for Christmas booked.

Two stops each way? Yes. But $10 total!

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:12 AM EST reply actions  

Do tell

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

40K FF miles, but I am short on cash, will have just moved to LA, and wanted to come home for Christmas

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Ew. I'm sorry.

I’d rather live in Columbus.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, the girl I will be marrying lives in Los Angeles.

Also no winter!

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

/surfs on New Year's

//no regrets

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Arizona drove me mad.

I have walked a mile in those moccasins. Fuck #nowinter.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

That's because Arizona sucks no matter what season it allegedly is.

(I mean the climate, not the culture.)

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

none.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Columbus

https://www.google.com/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=CMH+airport

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahh, returning to Ohachia for the holidays?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, there now too

My grandma is in a rest home now, and remembers less and less, so I want to be home for every holiday I can for the foreseeable future.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yeah. Been on that ride before.

Not fun.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It was disconcerting when I went to have breakfast with her on Wednesday.

In the space of five minutes, she asked me twice not only where I had met my girlfriend (at UVA), but after asking that, followed up each time by asking where in Virginia I went for law school.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Shit, man.

You’ve got all of the sympathy I can give.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Just went on a music spree

For some reason, I found it necessary to get most of Lonely Island’s songs

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 26, 2011 1:14 AM EST reply actions  

Craig James, Deadlegs, and you.

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:15 AM EST reply actions  

by the way

if you ever enjoyed the muppets, you will enjoy the new movie, saw it with family yesterday

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:17 AM EST reply actions  

DERP?

Awww… no derp.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:19 AM EST reply actions  

Slight derp

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by skywaker9 on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL Maynard

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:21 AM EST reply actions  

Finished watching Rudy

Remember that Rudy never would’ve played at all had the offense not disobeyed their coach and ran a liberal trick play out of a non-I-formation rather than run out the clock.

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RUDY IS A FRAUD

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

where did clownfraud come from anyway?

I forget

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

danny sheridan and the bag man

he called the internet clownfrauds

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't what I was laughing at

the Leonard Part 6 thing made me lol irl

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

But Dan Devine actually WANTED to get Rudy in the game!

Having read some stuff, I’m actually sort of disgusted by Rudy, and think he’s a pathetic attention whore.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

that is actually factually correct, as I understand it

but i was busy watching ancient aliens, and pirating Howard the Duck

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know until a couple of weeks ago

that the movie only got made because Rudy himself kept badgering Hollywood people until he finally found someone who either agreed he was an awesome story or just got tired of being badgered.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know that part of the equation

but my ND buddy has a ton of reasons to hate Rudy and his bullshit.

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

What they didn't show was Craig James knocking the plate out of the camera man's hands

And making him eat it with his face off the floor

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST reply actions  

Is that what he made those women do before he disposed of them?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

See, this is why I hate this season.

They make a great stand and it’s like wow, these guys are talented and fun to watch! Then the rest of the game happens and I’m all GDMF this that and the other.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

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The Amazon girl.... Oh my god

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 26, 2011 1:25 AM EST reply actions  

Is that a good or bad OMG?

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 26, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Good. She's incredible

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 26, 2011 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

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by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:26 AM EST reply actions  

Lets see what Craig James says

and we know the call will be the oposite

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:30 AM EST reply actions  

Craig says "Innocent."

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

The Pac12 officials all sound like they don't even like football

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 1:31 AM EST reply actions  

whelp, there's a ruptured testicle

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:33 AM EST reply actions  

I can't click the title to hide the title.

Gah.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I missed it

and I’m not rewinding

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 26, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I missed it

and I don’t have DVR

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

that guy got a shoulder to the dick

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:33 AM EST reply actions  

they're pretty much only keeping the historic facade

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

sorta

the real thing holding it back was the stadium’s rich neighbors funding lawsuits and putting the hippies in the trees.

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

people who knew goddamn well there was a football stadium there because IT'S BEEN NINETY YEARS NOW

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by VandyImport on Nov 26, 2011 3:37 AM EST up reply actions  

100 thousand square feet?

that’s a lot of dead hooker storage

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Nov 26, 2011 1:36 AM EST reply actions  

Sofele is smaller than lamichael, am i right?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:37 AM EST reply actions  

he's a Shetland person

but he has transitioned to full-on BMF this year. I doubted him. I am ashame.

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by VandyImport on Nov 26, 2011 3:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Hello thar drunj dragons, what did I miss?

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 1:39 AM EST reply actions  

BEAT OHIO.

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BEAT OHIO

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to beat Ohio. I want to wipe them off the face of the earth.

They represent all that is evil. Tonitght I trolled my father, who graduated from OSU’s law school, into admitting that Woody Hayes was a vicious neo-fascist twat and an enemy of all that is good and holy (admittedly, he was drunk). Defeat is too good for those fucks down south.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

/retreats to Woody's hunting cabin in Morgan County

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

East Dayton Community College is the bottom of the barrel of humanity.

Tomorrow is the first step in making your goal a reality.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

scroll up for epic OSU fan Facebook rant

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

ctrl+f:

“Bitch”

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

actually, his contract clause

allows him to either leave or become head director for wicked pictures

by BamaThrasher on Nov 26, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

"You're not fired. You're just relieved of your duties.

You can sit in an office and make origami volcanoes or something."

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

nice ST tackle

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:45 AM EST reply actions  

And sideline reporter rips the fuck out of the fake fanbase.

Just finish me. Stop toying around. Rip out the heart. God.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:46 AM EST reply actions  

She can cuz shes got tits

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck that.

She can because she speaks the absolute truth.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I try to be nice...

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

she's a townie!

oh LULZ

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm just whining.

I’m pretty optimistic about one of my alma maters. And WSU will come around sometime.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm at least an asshole.

Overeducated is a matter of professional opinion.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

In what field are these degrees?

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm in aerospace engineering.

I don’t want to get any more specific, since I’ve probably already been too specific.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough,

government work i presume. I hope everything goes swell wherever you end up

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Shockingly accurate hive.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 1:49 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It's not Amanda, is it?

It occurred to me while prepping my posts for this week that the Pflugrad family is becoming too famous.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

oooh, a makeshift fire Erickson sign

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:46 AM EST reply actions  

Oh boy, we're going over excuses for our shitty attendance.

And all of our other problems as a program. Yippee.

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so is she right?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

1000% YES

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 1:51 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

who had a better winning pct?

Erickson or Koetter?

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:49 AM EST reply actions  

Without looking it up I'd guess koetter overall

But Ericsson better in conference.

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Probably.

This is how the conference arguably stacks up against DKs era:

Arizona: better
SC: worse
UCLA: worse
Cal: worse
Stanford: HOLY SHIT BETTER
Oregon: better
Oregon State: same
Washington: same
Wazzu

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 2:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Wazzu is worse.

Koetters road was probably about the same, maybe a little tougher.

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 2:06 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Osweiler is no longer 6'8" when lying in a heap on the ground.

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:50 AM EST reply actions  

Still

the tallest crumpled heap in D-1!

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

The nail in the coffin!

/nba jam’d

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by Big Jon on Nov 26, 2011 1:50 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Speaking of Arizona

Johnson and Barkley were FUCKING SICK in that game

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

or the ladders

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

He should follow Schnelly at FAU

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Who the hell would pay him 100,000+

Wait, don’t answer that.

LOL NCAA

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Neuheisel will troll everyone by winning the Rose Bowl

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

The scary thing is

this is exactly the sort of shit Neuheisel’s capable of doing through sheer dumb luck.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

if he pulls it off

I will personally lead the victory parade.

But let’s be real here.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Neuheisel has at least a couple weeks

has a championship game to play

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Fire Erickson chant

yikes

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 1:52 AM EST reply actions  

FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND?

too bad saint tebow couldn’t pick Erickson up and carry him over the goalline

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:54 AM EST reply actions  

Those times there were no footprints in the sand?

That was when Tebow carried himself.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

You're an idiot, Craig.

Of all the times that you sit some dumbass for making stupid decisions, let the senior play out his last unwinnable home game.

I’d have sat Burfict ten times before now, but not tonight.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:55 AM EST reply actions  

He's done more egregious things than this game literally half a dozen times.

If you’re ever going to pull a kid, don’t do it for his last home game. If you’d already pulled him five times, then sure, do it one more. But don’t start now.

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

If he ends up in Detroit, they will be the new old oakland

Him, Suh, and Fairley can start the 300 yard penalty club

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

/follows threeve WRs with threeve dirty defensive players

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

the spirit of Millin lives on in Detroit

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Great, let's talk in the open about why we should or should not fire Erickson.

That’s positive for the recruits.

FIRE THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY CONFERENCES HE’S COACHED IN IS NOT A FUCKING POSITIVE

by Erik T on Nov 26, 2011 1:57 AM EST reply actions  

Jeff Tedford

now there’s a coach I respect

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by Londonjoe on Nov 26, 2011 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

#Erickson4OSU

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

He should have been fired months ago.

I’m so sorry.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Craig James: "Fresh bodies, man."

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by Tremendous on Nov 26, 2011 1:58 AM EST reply actions  

What the fuck? Aren't you supposed to try to stop the clock?

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 26, 2011 1:59 AM EST reply actions  

All right, I'll see you all tomorrow after The Game.

GO BLUE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 26, 2011 1:59 AM EST reply actions  

Well look at that ASU

you wouldn’t have made it to Autzen after all….

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:00 AM EST reply actions  

well if Utah had one

they would have gone if they had won

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

if Utah won and ASU won, itd be Oregon ASU in the P12CG

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

you're assuming UCLA loses to USC tomorrow

hence my feigned outrage and then “who am I kidding?” remark

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

have a good night folks

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 26, 2011 2:01 AM EST reply actions  

Bobby Petrino can go fall on a land mine

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:03 AM EST reply actions  

Amen.

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

So, uh, is USC still ineligible next year?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:04 AM EST reply actions  

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

They had a two-year bowl ban. This was year two.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought this was the last year of bowl ban

still have the scholarship reductions though

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by GBB4188 on Nov 26, 2011 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

In that case

Number of predictions of someone other than USC winning the south next year by anyone other than drunken and/or insane homers of the five other schools = zero?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends if Barkley goes pro.

Scholarship reductions begin next year, and they may be breaking in a new QB.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble processing

the idea that the South is going to go from five dumpster fires and a team that’s ineligible to six dumpster fires. I think it’s a self-preservation instinct.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

UCLA, Arizona, and ASU will all have new staffs in place. Lots of variables.

Given that they’re the roster I know the best, UCLA actually has a reasonable amount of talent left on the roster (if you think I’m being a homer, look at the Scout.com recruiting rankings from ‘08-’10), and gets USC at home next year.

I’m not saying USC won’t be the favorite, but I wouldn’t go marking it down just yet.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I know UCLA's got talent.

But I think the question of UCLA having a new staff is an open one at this point. They beat USC tomorrow, or beat Oregon, and UCLA’s gonna be stuck with him another year, I think.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think just beating USC saves Neuheisel's job.

If they upset Oregon and get to the Rose Bowl, sure. But let’s be real. Oregon’s winning that game by 25+ pts., and Rick’s getting the axe.

Assuming Barkley goes pro given that he’s probably a top 10 pick, USC will be playing next year with either a RFr QB in Wittek/Kessler or a RSo (basically an RFr due to injury though) in Scroggins. And they have an ostensibly tougher schedule in having to play Oregon, whereas Utah and UCLA do not.

Again, I’m not saying USC isn’t the most likely out of a lot of bad options at this point, but a lot can change by next fall.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had actually forgotten

that for the next two years, USC is basically equivalent to a I-AA team that can actually recruit. They’re going to have shit for depth.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

and breaking in a fresh QB is always a question mark.

Remember, SC was an 8-4 (4 conference losses) team in 2009, Barkley’s first year.

ASU, UCLA, and Utah all bring back senior QBs.

by Kenneth Powers on Nov 26, 2011 2:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I should be off too. See many of you in the later half of tomorrow,

now GO DAWGS, GO DUCKS, FUCK the bievers, and TO HELL WITH TECH

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by abraves257 on Nov 26, 2011 2:11 AM EST reply actions  

Not to bring spiders, and I'm sure it's been explained already

but how has the statute of limitations not already passed in the Syracuse thing?

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 26, 2011 2:22 AM EST reply actions  

IANAL, and this is based on a quick search

Not only has it passed, the civil SOL has passed as well. The guy who brought all this up can’t even sue.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 26, 2011 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Did I miss anything in the second half?

Let’s see: ASU getting outscored, Burfict FINALLY benched for being a dumbass, remaining crowd calling for Erickson’s head….naaah, I didn’t miss much. I’m almost glad I have to work early today – - it made me miss watching the second half of ASU’s final display of DERPness.

From 6-2 to 6-6 in four easy steps – - finally, it’s GOODBYE ERICKSON!

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