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NSFW: SLIVE'S SLUTS

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The entire conference realignment situation has taught us two things. Tradition means nothing, and money means everything. Teams are willing to abandon century old rivals and redefine geography for the sake of more money and more stability, which only matters because it guarantees future revenue. Basically, our universities are now whores. I’m not here to argue that this is good or bad, I’m here to argue that true whores wouldn’t leave obvious revenue streams untapped. Think about it, you can buy an Alabama themed coffin, clearly nothing is off limits. So why haven’t our universities tapped the ancillary market that clearly shares the same core values? The industry that generates billions in revenue?

With that, I give you SLIVE’S SLUTS as proof that porn and college football are really pretty perfect for one another.

VOLUME 1- Missouri

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VOLUME 2- Alabama

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VOLUME 3- BAG MAN: A parody of ESPN's Roll Tide/War Eagle

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VOLUME 4- Auburn

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VOLUME 5- Florida

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VOLUME 6- LSU: Honey Badger gets what he wants, but does he want the mystery meat?

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VOLUME 7- Origins: A Look back at a young Mizzou, her quest for stardom, and a willingness to do whatever it takes.

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VOLUME 8- Ole Miss

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VOLUME 9- South Carolina

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VOLUME 10- Texas A&M

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VOLUME 11- Vandy

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VOLUME 12- Tennessee

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VOLUME 13- Miss State #HAILSTATE

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VOLUME 14- Georgia

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VOLUME 15- Kentucky: Reinforcing the SEC's strong academic tradition and proving that, sometimes, it's best to turn off the TV, put down the remote, and go spend time with your loved ones. Don't worry, Kentucky is SEC, so you already know how the game will end.

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VOLUME 16- Arkansas

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MISCELLANEOUS

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Urban will tell straight faced lies about where he is going....if it gets him what he wants.

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These women are breaking out and going after what they've craved for too long: BCS AQ Status.

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What happened to Rick Neuheisel? Song Girls. He just can't pull himself away.

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This one looks at the wild adventures and loose women that one encounters on an everyday basis in beautiful Knoxville.

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