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I know people are going to see the fine Goodell levies on Suh and interpret that to think that Suh is a dirty player...

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I don't care which university is pushing the "End the series" bullshit, but it is just that, bullshit

Also, so Suh stomped a guy?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

A very good reason to end the rivalry, which isn't getting any airplay,

is to keep the number of games A&M plays in Texas to a minimum. If family can’t drive to see games, they’re less likely to go to the school.

I still want to play the game, though.

by mnHorn on Nov 24, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks A&M for being a bunch of pussies, and in turn making the Big 12 better, by adding TCU and WVU.

Have fun going 5-7 in the SEC!

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

nope, they are your problem now.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

psst, we are over

here

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

endless loop, guess I should have added a goto statement.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

second'd

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

"Feeling it and smelling it....."

You don’t say, Craig.

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by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

The fourth one wore "Diamonds" by Elizabeth Taylor

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't know if this has been posted yet...

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

to make it even worse

I’m pretty sure Haynesworth was contrite afterwards. Suh basically told everyone to suck it.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The least you could do would be lie about it and say it didn't happen

but yeah, Haynesworth is a sack of shit. I wasn’t trying to compliment him or anything. Just thought Suh’s quotes after the game were pathetic.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. He's not helping.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah,

he was just trying to get his balance back. Even the man upstairs knows that, according to him.

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by 8gooner8 on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He saw a roach & wanted to get it

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Freep columnist on Suh

Here.

This was the strongest sign yet that Suh just doesn’t get it. He is an incredible player: Hall of Fame talent combined with world-class relentlessness. But he needs to borrow somebody else’s head.

NOT LITERALLY, NDAMUKONG. PUT THAT HEAD BACK. NOW.

by Narrow Right on Nov 24, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Seconded.

That was awesome.

I also like that one girl in the pink hoodie sitting in the middle of the 1916 Pancho Villa Expeditionary Force.

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 24, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Did you see Indiana Jones?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, see below

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ravens were favored by a field goal.... how is that an upset?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

8 sacks

Is helping my fantasy score.

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by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

even the O Line knows Smith is useless

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

you sound like an ND fan

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, it's probably not fair to blame him for this year

And he really has improved John Brantley (before he got injured) after Urban Meyer basically broke him into dust, we’ve just had a fuckton of injuries, and our O-line basically wasn’t developed at all the last 2 years and largely lacks depth. That being said, I see hints of what made him ineffective at ND. Poor TD production in the Red Zone. Some silly play calls out of nowhere.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He really needs a good O Line coach. because ours didn't develop at all.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can see that he cares way more about skilled players

than recruiting or developing the trenches. That’ll be a huge deal.

Who knows how good Frank Verducci is though. He wasn’t at ND long enough to make an impact. I guess we’ll see.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The problem was there was nobody behind Brantley who could come close to running the offense

Whether that’s on Weis not preparing the backups or on Meyer for not recruiting the QB position well I don’t know. They looked good offensively up until Bama snapped Brantley, and Weis had good offenses at ND with Quinn and Clausen in his junior year.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably a little of booth.

Your QB gap shouldn’t be between a red shirt senior QB and a true freshmen, but the true freshmen QBs looked lost when they had to go in.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe if he admits to sex he will get expelled for Honor Code violation

/checks student hand book
//oh well.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/crosses fingers

/please let it be Addazio, please let it be Addazio

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you SEEN his team this year? He's actually a pretty good coach.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he calling the plays?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. apparently

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

so Urbz was holding him back?

what’s the explanation for last year? I’m honestly asking.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. I think he's a better head coach than play caller type;

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, his play calling was only a part of it.

If he had developed the offense properly to run it. He just couldn’t handle coaching the O-line and being the offensive coordinator. The entire triple QB thing was also a complete mess, and I think that’s on Meyer as much as Addazio for how dumb it was. Largely though, the failing was the result of trying to fit Addazio’s play calling into the spread offense, which just took the worst from both.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm wondering about Urban at tOSU

not being able to adapt to the players he’s inheriting (much like RichRod). If you can’t just blame Addazio for last year, than Urban has got some serious issues that were covered up by his personnel the first few years at UF.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Addazio runs a pro style offense in the MAC

Unlike the spread option which he ran at Florida.

Urban did take Ron Zook’s players to a national championship and they were built for pro style, but they largely did well on the defense’s back until Urb got a couple recruiting classes in.

The personnel UF had from Urb’s recruiting largely covered up our deficiencies at both whole team development and at play calling. If he can recruit at tOSU like he did at Florida, that’ll probably be fine, but if he can’t out talent other teams consistently, you’ll see his team flounder.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

what little i haven't blacked out about 41-14 only makes sense if meyer is infallible.

it is like asking a southerner to believe that Sherman was able to do what he did because of southern topography, rather than having hellfire running through his veins.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

For Georgia, topography helped.

But what he did to South Carolina was pure inspired orneriness. Across every damn swampy river in the state in the middle of goddamn winter.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically, that was the best game Urban/Mullen called all year.

They basically brought a brand new offense to the table against Ohio State that had a ton of short/mid passing that I don’t think Ohio State saw coming at all, which is fairly reasonable actually since Florida hadn’t showed anything like that all year except in like 3 drives (once during Tennessee, once during LSU, once during Arkansas.)

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be shocked

if he ever assembles the kind of talent he had in 2008. That team was fucking loaded.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

And that’s basically what it would take for a national championship from Urb. Which is a ton to ask.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm looking at the roster,

just skill players on offense: Tebow, Chris Rainey, Emmanuel Moody, Percy Harvin, Louis Murphy, Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Jeffrey Demps, Brandon James, Cornelius Ingram…yikes

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GIGGITY UPSET MENSHADARKUS VICTORIOUS!!!

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

GIGGITY

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Which almost perfectly summarizes Urb's problem

He stayed completely conservative against Ole Miss that whole team because he’s constantly saving his play book for some mythical opponent that may or may not exist.

They also tend to start slow, and have fumble problems. If you can capitalize on those, you can stand a decent shot if you have the talent. Ole Miss was very talented that year though.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

We only have our national championships

in football and basketball (as you should well know) to console us.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/horribawful gators shaking hands painting.gif

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yes yes

it was small consolation to go ‘well at least we can go a season without losing once in a while’ but what else did i have? you took everything.

and thanks for reminding me how much i dislike joakim noah.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

the only man you can blame for that is THad Motta and his 4 man rotation

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thad is a graduate of the Mark Dantonio Institute Of Never Smiling.

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by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thad learned under Charlie Coles.

/MAC fans get it

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I did feel kind of bad for you guys.

Losing to the same team in basketball and football national championships in one year? It just felt mean.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The more conservative ones do.

And that’s what Urb is at the heart of things. He’ll give you hints that he has a ton up his sleeves though, and he’ll bust out one every once in a while that will ruin someone’s day, but he was perfectly content to attempt to ride Tebow run to victory. Regretfully, if a team can handle that, he’s beatable.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Addazio is benefitting from solid talent.

Make no mistake, Al Golden got some serious players there. But that said, Addazio is deploying them very effectively, and playing to the strength of having at least one, and maybe two RBs who will play on Sundays. The offense he runs is a complete 180 from what he (or, perhaps more accurately, Meyer) ran at UF.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He's lucking out.

Addazio’s play calling happens to align with the strength of that team. When those guys get cycled out of the team, you can probably expect a real slide back.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, there was a lot of talk about how Urban

Basically controlled his offense very closely, and Addazio merely was doing what he was told. Further, Mullen was apparently handcuffed largely by Meyer at Florida in terms of plays he could call. The code phrase was play calling by committee. Frankly, Ohio State will need an offensive coordinator that will be able to stand up to him.

Honestly, I very rarely watched games Florida played and said, “This offense was just superbly called.” The main exception being the 2006 National Championship game.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness, he rarely had to out play call anybody.

The vast majority of the games he coached were just Florida beating people because we had basically a future NFL team. Look at the 2008 and 2006 team. If you can do that, you can expect a lot of 8 or 9 win seasons at the very least because Urb brought that even when we didn’t have the talent. If any coach in the Big 10 is able to keep up with you guys recruiting wise though, I would be nervous, especially if you’re facing a good X’s and O’s guy.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Developed Talent that is.

He always had good talent from his recruiting.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You can expect to beat Michigan though

As he understand that the main priority of college football is to beat rivals.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well that makes sense then.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with your explanation above in this case

kind of thought that might be the case.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really. His passing offense is atrocious.

Temple is still entirely one dimensional, but their run offense which was very well set up by Golden is somewhat effective. He’s still inexplicably dropped games against lesser opponents though.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

got really close to penn state, and his line is really well coached. They don't have a throwing quarterback but he's been efficient

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not because of the offense.

They largely kept it close because Penn State’s offense blows.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I like their offense and the way their offensive line moves. they run the ball really well and the line gets down the field.

I think we’ll really see how good he is in a couple of years

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's largely because they have an all MAC running back.

The offense line has done well, but offensive line effectiveness is always long game because offensive lines are usually made up of guys who have been in the system a few years, so they’re all Golden recruited and developed.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely unsubstantiated

but I heard a rumor Studrawa (LSU’s replacement OC for Crowton) was a possibility. That might depend on what kind of offer LSU gives him going forward, cause he seems like he’s in a pretty good spot.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

for amusement purposes only.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

that gets a rec.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We are two used buggy salesmen

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My buddy and I once delivered 500 cases of Coors to them.

However I seem to remember the one on the right being a bit shorter.

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by Big Jon on Nov 24, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where are their beards and motorcycles?

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by videoartistknoxharrington on Nov 25, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

So continuing the ticket conversation from the last thread

Is UVA the only major program that doesn’t make charge the students for tickets for football tickets?

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by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Stanford doesn't I think

It may have changed in the last couple years

by bruinM on Nov 24, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Does UVA have enough seats in its student section to accomodate the entire student body?

If not, I would complain (were I a student) that I was being unfairly charged for a service I am not able to consistently receive due to limited supply.

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by vineyarddawg on Nov 24, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think so, but the idea of the entire student body showing up for a game is laughable. So supply has never been an issue.

We pretty much have one corner of bleachers in both the lower and upper bowls, and the entire hill at the north endzone.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Will someone tell Jessie Palmer to stop with LSU/Bama comparisons for TX D?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Who will Berman go to Applebee's with?

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by Buzzrock on Nov 24, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

leather

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not having any problems

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN now includes tenths of a second on its game clock

Guess to help with determining Big 12 Championship-esque controversies

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Ummm

Since when did football start using basketball-like tenth second clocks when under a minute?

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by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions  

It depends on the school

I think ESPN just uses the feed from the school’s clock, and aTm is weird.

by bruinM on Nov 24, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

aTm is weird?

Tell me more.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Beat me to it.

My best friend went there for one semester before he realized the school was insane and transferred.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know a real live girl who went there

and immediately transferred to Iowa State. chew on that for a bit.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I believe it's being used because the clock at Kyle Field reflects tenths of a second.

Unless I’m mistaken, they hook into the stadium clock at whichever stadium they’re visiting, and that’s what’s shown on the TV.

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by vineyarddawg on Nov 24, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone wonder if Palmer's spiked hair is him

trying to be a hedgehog to keep craig james away?

or am I just crazy?

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

they almost make you wish

to throw a party under a highway overpass.

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by 8gooner8 on Nov 24, 2011 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

sounds like a good time...

A real good time

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The ball-grabbing is a good jumping-off point.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah before every third down I think

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

the pseudo fascist hazing rituals aren't enough?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are important male bonding experiences, Joe

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I know that if I needed coaching, Denny Green would be somewhere on my list under Mike Bobo

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Damn, son...

… is Green really that bad? I mean, that’s even worse than Tom O’Brien.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Nov 24, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Tom O'Brien beats a good team occasionally

Seriously, ARt Shell is higher on my list than denny green

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends.

Is caramel involved in the apple or pecan?

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Pecan, then.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamPecan when I can.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have vanilla ice cream?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Nov 24, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to burst your bubble, but you aint the first top 3 team I've played

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

SAY WHAT AGAIN

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also this

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

HEY Y'ALL

Just got back from birthday celebrations/drinking games with my friends, and the only thing I know about this game (given how much I hate both t.u. and Aggy) is FUCK CRAIG JAMES

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay, dad is back home.

Proceeds to stub toe walking to the living room. DERP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving e'errybody

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Still eating turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce at 11 at night.

I should be ashamed, but I am not.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Amen. I've been grazing constantly since the 4 hour nap I took from 4-8pm today. Now I'm down to just the starch phase.

Dressing, macaroni and cheese, and hoecakes. I left the deep fried turkey and honey ham for tomorrow.

by RubTheRock on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

What's a hoecake?

A typo of some sort?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

think corn cake.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hyah

It’s a bit like a pancake, but with corn flour

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You southerners have all the best foods.

It’s a shame y’all were starving when we marched through in the sixties. Otherwise we would have taken this wonderful food tech with us.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoecakes (johnny cakes) can be found in New England

Also, an apocryphal story is that black-eyed peas became popular in the South because they weren’t requisitioned by Northern soldiers

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We do, however, claim credit for Mississippi's hot women.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If Arkansas beats LSU tomorrow:

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:18 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh cool

Someone saved my poster! :D

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/starts to click 'save as'

/remembers that this is my parents’ computer

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

now that was a punt.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

God A&M, are you really this fucking inept?

I just want Texas fans to be butthurt, WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 24, 2011 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

But Aggy butthurt is more fun

at least for a Texas fan

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

and others of us remaining in the Big XII

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Aggy Butthurt is a glorious thing.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello folks

On the parents’ computer, and haven’t had more than a slight buzz all day. But I may proceed to get drunj now that only my brother is still awake.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Finding porn on your parents' computer

is kind of disturbing.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ NO

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ NO indeed

I already went through the high school bit, where I had yet to learn about internet history, and Dad found it by accident, and then got very mad at me.

I DO NOT WANT TO GET MAD AT DAD FOR THIS. Because that would make me puke.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I'd totally buy that

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

MY GRANDMOTHER IS A SAINT

AND WHEN WE BOUGHT HER A COMPUTER SHE DONATED IT TO THE SALVATION ARMY 6 MONTHS LATER WITHOUT HAVING TURNED IT ON

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH

/i chuckled, though

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a joke but my grandma was totally a magazine model in the 40's

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

probably. my Grandpa ribs her mercilessly about it.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i hate the idea that i wasn't brought to my family by a stork

also thanks for sending me to find my birth certificate in drawers that contain items i never wanted to know you owned.

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ehhhh

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

i know i’m pretty immature

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so, so glad my parents were married for 12 years before I was born.

I can pretend that I don’t know they ever had sex. My best friend from high school was born 9 months to the day after his parents were married.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamNoPants

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That. Is. Awesome.

I will even like Iowa for a night, that’s so awesome.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who grudgingly respects Iowa?

OK, fine, I guess I do.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EDSBS should have a youth site.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

and kids this is how you get a beer for your uncle.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Every Day Should Be.....OMG CUPCAKES

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and Texas loses another centimeter to a penalty.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

If Arkansas loses to LSU tomorrow:

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

If that's Tannehill's girlfriend

Good for him

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

fiancee supposedly

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my lord.

I should be a quarterback

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

we used to joke about the backup qb at Davidson

the starter was one of my best friends. cute wife.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She loves the camera

she’s done this before

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

it's called a "beard"

or in Aggie parlance, a “Baaa”

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Lauren Ufer oh my god

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

only when they arent on duty

HEY-OH!

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ba-zing

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

the question is do they sheathe their swords while riding.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

QED

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

title

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHY DIDN'T THE ANTLERS THINK OF THAT

except, around that time I think, they were tip-tackling Chief Illiniwek while he was doing his Northbrook racist “traditonal” dance.

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's nice to know

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not a bad thing with the girl holding the sign.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Vitale, I assume.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Vitale was calling the game.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

(kentuckyfanslovetheir[demarcus]cousins.jpg)

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

takeiohmy.jpg

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

better than the model used for elephant exams.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and pass the mind bleach

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I know too many people that have worn the arm sleeves for bovine exams

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

no thanks

/cityfratboy

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

warm place on a cold night, I guess

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

"And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside!"

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

sigh

star wars auto rec engaged…

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Been there done that

/farmboy

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Nov 24, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of another joke.

An Aussie walks by an Aggie wrestling with a sheep. He says “Hey Mate! Are you going to shear it?”

The Aggie yells back “Hell NO! GET YOUR OWN!”

I’ll be here throughout the weekend. Try the veal.

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

*cooks veal while watching Texas*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no way A&M shanks this

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

BAAAWWWWW HATE

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

I think the only thing that kid hates is his mother

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cute mom

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Former cheerleader maybe?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm glad someone's going to the game tomorrow

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Twelfth Man is intimidating that..

people really don’t have that hard of a time winning there.

by #74forthewin on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

"best atmosphere in college football"

according to Texas A&M fans and no one else

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I would kill for their atmostphere

But that’s because our program has been dead for years

by bruinM on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LIVE from

Half-empty Rose Bowl…

by Bus Crasher on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Playing in Pasadena

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Mizzou has better record at Faurot Field over the past few years than

T&M at Kyle. I’ve had Mizzou season tickets for ages and……it isn’t exactly a vaunted home field advantage.

by #74forthewin on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Another shitty punt.

C’mon and win this thing so I can watch the end of “The Godfather”

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

Freek makes life worth living.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Saban as Kim Jong Il is my #1 all timer

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Aggies win, I will be nonplussed

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

What will your reactions be for win or loss tomorrow?

I posted mine above in picture form.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I HAVE NO IDEA.

I’m cooking Thanksgiving part 2 tomorrow, so I have no idea what I’ll do if we lose. Win? THAT’S SOME HAPPEE DANCING.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 24, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If you lose you will food coma it all away

I’ll try & watch football as therapy

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If we lose you will*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This would be me

WOOOOOO PET TEAM NATIONAL CHAMPEEENS WOO PIG SOOIE

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How did you become an Arkansas fan, again?

I’m curious.

Also, it will be nice if one of your teams wins it at some point =)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, look at Mr. Funny Guy

A very good friend is from Crossett. We met while our wives were getting PhDs together. The girls would stay up until 3 am doing homework and research at one of our houses and we would get hammered on bourbon and talk college football at the other house. He’s now an ASU fan and I’m with the Hogs. Good time to hop the bandwagon, eh?

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 25, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Cool. Yeah we're actually good atm.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I caught HDN's last year

but it coincided with ASU’s 10-win season so it worked out.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

re: football

OH DEAR COTG WHAT A BLOCK

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

Wishes he was John Madden

does not know what turducken is

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wishes he was John Madden

does not know what turducken is

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How dare you.

Every now and then Cherry says something incredibly offensive, but he usually gives more in-depth analysis than most people I’ve seen in the same role.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THOSE GUYS FROM EUROPE, THEY PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH MEN WITH VISORS ON, KNOWWHATIMEAN

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

INUENDO? IS THAT SWEDISH?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JAWS

THESE GUYS LIKE TO FUCK GUYS WHO WERE VISORS. I CALL THEM THE VISORSODOMIZERS. THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN IN THE NATIONAL. SODOMY. LEAGUE.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Lolwut?

Unless these are different visors than I know?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby getting baptised on AMC

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

A&M probably deserves to lose for running the same play three times in a row.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Why the fuck are you still throwing it deep?

This guy has very little touch on his deep ball. It was uncatchable.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

He's gotta impress his fiancee

/still jealous and impressed

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

uhmmm, Craig

if the offensive player pushes off that is also a penalty.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

He doesn't really need to dial up pressure

Texas’s d-line has been getting pressure almost on their own.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

TG Aggies.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

*TD Aggies.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO TD A&M!

FUCK TEXAS!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

I don't like Texas' chances in the 2 minute offense

/joemorgan.jpg

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

so Aggie's cadet corp.... are they actually a military unit? like ROTC?

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

if you want.

1st 2 years ROTC classes for all.

Last 2 years only if you want to take the classes and have the military obligation.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

from what i've been told, no.

then again, i’ve been told this by longhorn fans shouting about playing fake soldier dress up. so who knows?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wikipedia says about half go on to the military

So I don’t think the Corps itself is part of the military, but a large percentage of it is

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

They're the Texas Militia.

On permanent stand by for the return of Pancho Villa’s great grandson.

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK TEXAS

SO SAY SOME OF US

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you know

Not throwing a deep pass actually worked.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

Helloooooo hot Aggie

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

Tannehill’s gf/fiancee.
/drools

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit I keep missing her. Got a screenshot?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hope that's not her mom on the right.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I mean, it's the one in the middle

But it’s funny that they put it under the one on the left.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If I was the technician

I wouldn’t cover up any part of her either.

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 24, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have a neck thing

but I guess it’s an attractive neck

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Not bad.

But the two on either side….ok I got no jokes atm.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

RHOCS

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I ain't even mad

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That was quite the run after the catch by the Aggie.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

So, Texas needs a FG to...oh...Lolz

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

I was really hoping for an INT return

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

SLEEP

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

WE ARE ALL WINLESS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ugh

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Illegal Formation

What, spelling out “Fuck A&M” with linemen is illegal, now?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

Aggie does something stupid.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

that... that might be a bad call.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

Not hit him in the face with his helmet, I guess.

I don’t have much of a problem with it.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

aTm wins, Texas says lets play next year...

aTm says we’re good.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

I'd love that so much

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

KILL. THE. REF.

Seriously, until one is disemboweled by a defender, the bad calls will persist.

by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

He'sd the love child of Penn Wagers & Ron Cherry

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been a bad night

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

welcome to the Big XII

I don’t even think this would cause a change.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow that was bad

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

weak completion there

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

Bwaaaaaaaaang

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 24, 2011 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

A quality parting gift from the Big XII.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

See also TAMU Nebraska

2010. What goes around comes around.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don't assign malice to incompentence.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, how do you give him that much room to run?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

Dur dee dur

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 24, 2011 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

I want Texas to hook a fg wide left

It’s the theme this year.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

How #45 didn't end Case's life there I do not know

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Craig James was impressed with his ability to find the running lane

which was approximately 20 yards wide

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 24, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Is it acceptable to have pie before bed?

very tempted.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

always.

and twice on thanksgiving

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

On this day of all days...yes.

It is also acceptable to have pie for breakfast, provided that it is either peach or apple.

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAIS

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf kind of question is this

GO BACK TO WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have pie in bed

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Thanksgiving.

If you aren’t eating pie you’re a horrible human being.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Defense in the Big XII?

Didn’t your team get kicked out of the conference for those shenanigans?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Play for the FG Texas

Chip Kelly and Chris Petersen will support you.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

/hides under the sheets

one eye open peeking

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA LONGHORN NETWORK

ESPN trolling so hard

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

been known to sing opera in the shower

is there anything more kicker than this?

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wiping a TD off because of taunting

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This kick is going like...50 yards straight to the left

I just have a hunch.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 24, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Heh

This is gonna be awesome.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Yep, I was right

This is pretty awesome.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

anybody ready for a pinkel?

The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, how appropriate.

A bullshit call leads to a FG that allows Texas to win. Texas being Texas, they will ensure the game is never played again and forever hold this victory as a evidence of their superiority in all aspects of life.

by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 24, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Got it down to a science.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK TEXAS

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

When Rick Perry is President, he will issue an executive order overturning this game

/not being spidery at all, this was just the first joke I could think of

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The future icing of kickers

Will be not icing kickers because kickers will be expecting the ice to come.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mack Brown is having fun because they unplugged his headset

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

GAME BITCHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Waaah waaah

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

Jerry Jerry Jerry

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK CRAIG JAMES

SERIOUSLY I HATE TEXA$ AND AGGY A FUCK TON BUT I HATE CRAIG JAMES MORE

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

FUCK CRAIG JAMES

SO SAY WE ALL

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's fair.

Craig James hate should always supercede any other hate.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, A&M.

Never change.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

MANE

Aggy hate failure purp

by kizzak on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

Please tell me someone got a picture of that crying girl.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 PM EST reply actions  

I can rewind here in a second.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I think she was laughing

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

this one?

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Texas gets the honor of getting RG3'd next week.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

In their own house too.

Fuck if I’d want to play that dude.

by Charles UF on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

RGIII is good

He has a real good time every week.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does Baylor even allow real good times?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

other than whining to the refs, he is a good QB and doesn't make many stupid mistakes.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT KART MCCOY 2.0, I WILL SET ALL THE THINGS ON FIRE.,

I’m gonna go watch Kart McCoy 1.0 get beat down by Braska and Bama now.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

In honor of Thanksgiving

here is a video of a sexy girl eating ice cream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-odeRbQLr4

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Why is it that Texas won't play aTm again?

Is it because of the LHN, or because they’re puerile idiots (see also kU) who hate the fact that they can’t control everyone forever?

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 25, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

It's ok

The vaunted Texas-Boise State rivalry will take over an a couple years

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I love how it seems like this

Big 12 fan: A&M is wrong & bad!
SEC Fans: Fuck them both & they are both being pissy.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

That's accurate.

The only Ace-Card a Big-12 fan has is that Craig James agrees with SEC Fan.

Which means – 5 fewer Big-12 fans.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so aTm agrees to keep the Big XII going and receive preferential $$$

then when Texas receive a Texa$$$$ load of dough for a network everyone in the Big XII agreed is okay, aTm decides to leave.

aTm BTW also had the opportunity to work with Texas on a network and declined.

the meme that Texas is the bad guy is humorous but if you beat Texas in the field of play, they really aren’t that scary.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Best theory I've heard about conference realignment is that the Rat

is poaching other TV networks to get more schools in it’s ESPN/ABC umbrella.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

Thank god NBC is bigger than the rat.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh ESPN's behind a LOT of it.

They are so in it for their bottom line, it’s sickening. They failed to mention the LSU/Arkansas game tonight simply because CBS has it tomorrow. It’s not in their best interest (i.e. MONEY) to mention it.

I hate ESPN.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and hopefully the LSU/Arkansas game will be one of the best of the weekend.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IT BETTER.

And it better end with a WIN for us.

#OccupyDeathValley

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's almost certainly going to be fun for a large number of fans.

Regardless of how it goes.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

A team with something to play for is dangerous,

A team with someone to play for is unstoppable.

Said by a player after Uekman’s death this week.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This game was already going to be intense

Now it’s poignant, intense & ALL THE EMOTION

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

They rarely mention CBS games much

Or FX games at all

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

they certainly mentioned LSU/Bama enough

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that one they did 24/7 coverage

But most CBS games get almost ignored.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's cause Arkansas is perenially underrated nationally

and they think no one cares.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

The refs care. Not in a good way.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

ESPN is evil and we need skynet to destroy it.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.

by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nah

We just need them to fire Lou Holtz so that they’ll go on NCAA probation.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why should Texas continue playing aTm if they aren't seeing benefit?

not saying they do or don’t, but if they think playing some other team OOC is better than playing aTm, can you blame them?

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

BUT THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERANT PAWWWWWWWWWWL

THOSE AGGIES ARE TRAITORS TO THE GREAT NATION-STATE OF TEXASSSSSSS, PAWWWWWWWWWWWL

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

GT doesn't play Auburn/Bama

Miami doesn’t play Florida

Nobody plays Tulane or Southern anymore

etc, etc

I can understand the need to keep rivalries alive to a certain extent, but it’s not like Texas is starved for rival games against those that they perceive are ‘lessers’

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

GT left a conference and kept their main rival.

And they still have played Auburn (DAMN REGGIE BALL).

LSU plays Tulane but that’s just not competitve.

Miami and Florida do intersect every couple of years or so.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does Texas consider A&M their main rival?

Miami and Florida does happen every so often, but who is to say that A&M and Texas won’t happen at the same rate as Miami and Florida?

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Right now both schools sound like they'd do anything, including turn down a bowl game

to never play again.

And it’s stupid & petty on both sides.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Texas-Oklahoma is bigger.

Little Brother (A&M/Iowa State) sees in-state Big Brother (Texas/Iowa) as main rival, but Big Brother sees out-of-state team (Oklahoma/Minnesota-Wisconsin) as main rival even though Big Brother would rather gnaw off his leg than lose to Little Brother.

by Narrow Right on Nov 25, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That stuff changes over the decades though

during the Dodd/Bear time, GT/Bama was a bigger game than GT/UGA

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah.

After Dodd they’ve never really had any long term success. In the long run it was a bad decision (imho.)

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 25, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I would agree

but I understand the reasoning fo rit

That also reminds me of another reason to FUCK NOTRE DAME /george o’leary’d

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I would also point out that Tech tried to rejoin the SEC

but got voted down in part because they always refused to play the west teams AND iirc UGA voted against them when they tried to rejoin

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But they do still play each other at least.

And yes, I think tv share was the main reason.

Main reason A&M & Missouri were grabbed.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, tv had started to matter a great deal by 80s

One reason tv bans hurt the SWC so much then.

I think the 1959 LSU-Ole Miss game & 1969 Arkansas-Texas games really made tv football huge.

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't quite as big then

and at one point GT had a fairly large fan base (which was why they thought they could succeed as the ‘Notre Dame of the South’ at the itme)

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well yeah because its not fun to beat a dead horse

/always fun to beat okie light

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, I know that Texas-A&M is much bigger by orders of magnitude

I was just seeing a smaller-scale parallel. I should have separated them out to make that clearer.

by Narrow Right on Nov 25, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well it is natural for longhorn folk to think that - the only football organization in the country they believe to not be lesser than the longhorns are the dallas cowboys

texas and aggie is like michigan-msu if you remove every ounce of responsibility and self-awareness from the administrations and replace it with “real housewives” level pissy meaningless melodrama.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 25, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Entitled the "Seriously, We Want A Rematch For That Championship Game, That Was Fucking Bullshit" Bowl.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Two of my housemates bet $20 on that game.

The bet was immediately reduced to $10 after Colt got hurt.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, only legit reason is "They don't wanna play each other"

Missouri gets a pass because they at least still wanted to play KU and KU told them to fuck off.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that is the nature of it. And I respect that to "It won't help them wth $ or stability"

Because, at least on $…fans want OOC games they want to see. Kansas-Missouri would ALWAYS be heated & if either team is decent, it would get on tv. Almost guaranteed.

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Mizzou is now going to be on TV.

Who the fuck watches Kansas Football?

Mizzou was doing KU a favor, but KU, being a basketball school said no.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

KU/Mizzou has been on tv fairly often. KU was even good recently

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

KU football has been good exactly once in my life.

Hell, KSU is a much better team since I’ve been born.

In fact, I have come to the conclusion that Dan Snyder is the best CFB coach of my generation.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

who?

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

The owner of the Washington Redskins, of course.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Twice.

They were pretty fair under Mason in the mid-90’s; however, Nebraska, Colorado, and KSU were all better.

by Albino Tornado on Nov 25, 2011 8:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

It is your rival. I bet Notre Dame would love having an easy win every year, but instead they play SC.

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

in fairness, EVERY GAME ND PLAYS

is a rivalry game.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

That's true.

ND has at least 9 rivals.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've honestly lost count.

I just assume rivalries with the entire Big 10 and USCw/Stanford.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NDNation is probably upset

that this one time they signed a multi-game deal with Ohio State in the regular season.

“Why aren’t we playing those good traditional Americans from the service academies this year?”

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HERETIC PROTESTANTS

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's your long time rival.

And big money boosters love rivalry games.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So do fans, networks, etc

Hell if it was OOC, it might get even more notice.

It would add the whole Big 12/SEC bragging rights story.

So would Kansas/Missouri.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Texas rivals:

A&M: 117 games
Oklahoma: 105 games
Baylor: 100 games
Rice: 92 games
TCU: 82 games
Arkansas: 78 games
SMU: 73 games
Texas Tech: 60 games

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

A&M is their biggest rival, even if they don't admit it.

They could still do OOC series, hell this is the perfect week to do it. Just keep it on Thanksgiving.

As for Arkansas, I want us to play Texas every year.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Won't happen.

We do have a home and home in 2014, I think.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

3 perma-OOC is almost impossible without adding more games

Unless you want to not play anyone else.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

As I said

one ofthree

We played Auburn for two years in the mid 200s {LOL BALL), then played Notre Dame, but then Dan R from LSU took over and we dropped future series with BOTH Alabama and Tennessee (I think)

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I want Arkansas to play Texas or Oklahoma either one in one OOC game regularly

Otherwise, I want an Arkansas State-Arkansas series.

Third (or forth or both) OOC games can rotate.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Again...

Auburn and Tennesse? OK.
Bama? Hell no. They can burn in hell.

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Nov 25, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they aren't

And you’ve made the same point about OOC 14 times already.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck guys? That OOC excuse just doesn't fly.

Several teams keep OOC rivalries (in state even). Don’t tell me it wouldn’t make money/get ratings/put butts in the seats.

They just don’t wanna do it because of stupidity & butthurt.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll file it under the Stempke Memorial "Michigan Can Go To Hell" Exemption.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Except that is not the argument some are using

Michigan-ND makes craptons of money & ratings for both schools.

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

My understanding is that some Notre Dame fans are still bitter for Michigan blocking them from joining what would become the B1G back in the Fielding Yost era.

Which I guess is similar to Kansas and Texas seeing Missouri and A&M as damaging them by weakening the conference.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh the hate is legit.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Because aTm wanted to get away from us so bad

So GTFU out and don’t come back.

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by DONSLIQ on Nov 25, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas A&M is in the SEC now. The SEC schedule is so demanding that they don't need to schedule legit OOC opponents.

/trollgaze in SEC East’s direction

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

/doesn't leave Texas for OOC for threeve years

//wins national title against a B10 team
///wooo SEC

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hmm, *considers replying*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Like I said...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, come on, you and I both know that a team like Georgia would go undefeated in the Big $TEXAS, let alone a joke like the Mountain W—

—oh.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so MU and aTm can make decisions that are good for their $$$ and stability

but other schools can’t make decisions that are in their own interests?

If the rivalry was really important to MU and aTm then it would trump the other issues. But the rivalry isn’t important enough for MU or aTm to stay in the conference.

So to deflect the blame to KU and Texas, is misleading.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

Why would the rest of the nation think of Texas as a bunch of blow-hard assholes?

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, why would we expect teams to still play when not in same league

./GT leaves SEC. SEC teams still play GT including Georgia every year.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

and when GT left SEC, that was what year?

things were a little bit different then?

Why won’t SC let Clemson in the SEC? Why won’t UF let FSU into the SEC?

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

The in-state schools don't particularly want it

but the real reason those teams aren’t in the SEC is because they add exactly 0 TV sets.

Now, if FSU or Clemson added a top 25 TV market, their in-state rivals would be told to sit on a barbed-wire-bat and spin.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How quaint.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Uhh, no

Dodd was angry BECAUSE there were no scholarship limits so the practice of Alabama (and others) was to offer 50+ scholarships a year and then cut anyone within a semester of arrival who didn’t cut the mustard.

GT withdrew from the SEC the moment that the vote to require a yearly scholarship limit in the SEC failed

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the correction.

So, Bear invented Grey shirting before it was cool? What a hipster!

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's why this state loves Saban.

Does the same dickish crap with kids that the Bear did.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Given what actually happnes

seems it has little to do with Dodd wanting to play Bear

The presidents were split six for Dodd’s position and six against. Bear had promised Dodd he would get his president to vote for Dodd’s position, which would have changed the rule.

When the meeting was held, Bryant did not show up and the Alabama president voted against Dodd’s position and the 140 Rule was upheld. Tech’s president immediately walked to the podium and announced Tech was withdrawing from the SEC. Bryant never told Dodd why he reneged on his promise.

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You just proved my point kinda.

A&M was pointing its finger at Texas as it was leaving the conference. GT made no such accusations about Georgia as it was leaving the SEC. All the finger pointing was directed at Alabama. Which is no longer an annual rivalry.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for posting that link.

It was very informative. Why do I think Furman Bisher had something to do with “the Atlanta Media?” Bear never forgave him for the Saturday Evening Post allegations. I bet Bisher was twisting that knife hard.

by Tired Old Dawg on Nov 25, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

But point is they still play.

Being upset is only legit reason for Texas/A&M and KU/Missouri ending.

All the academic, monetary, etc reasons are bogus.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

My point is the situation was different than what is happening between Texas and TAMU

Yes, those schools still play each other, but they didn’t join different conferences BECAUSE OF the rival schools

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by wahoocrew on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

KU reason is basketball.

and if MU would agree to play at AFH then I’m sure KU would schedule them. But KU can schedule other teams that require less money, no 1&1 and sell out AFH. KU selling out AFH is where they gain their big bucks.

MU would want to play a 1&1 or at the Sprint Center in KC. You can say it is not about money but the Sprint Center split between 2 schools and the venue, is less money than what KU will get from selling out AFH.

KU football for OOC is because they have to try to schedule three teams they can beat, since they don’t win many conference games.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, I think it's bullshit to say "We'll only play them if it's at home"

No matter which two teams are involved.

Home & Home rotating. This shit is not hard to figure out.

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

South Carolina hated Tobacco Row, but secondarily

became angry with Clemson because our admin believed they had reneged on a handshake deal to leave together. Clemson side is that there were theoretical discussions only.

North Carolina should play Texas. And the Earth should swallow the stadium.

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by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 25, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty much everyone outside of NC hates tobacco road

Tobacco Road Mafia is a common term in Florida, Georgia, and Maryland (at the least)

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Uhh

GT used to have large rivalries with Auburn, Bama, and Tennessee – since 1990, how many times have any of those teams played GT?

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

no team is going to keep multiple OOC rivalries in place on a yearly basis

but many teams (GT included) are willing to keep their #1 rival in place OOC.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#1 rivals change over the years

I’d say UGA wasn’t the #1 rival during the Dodd years

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So point is if they don't play EVERY rival they shouldn't play any?

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by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, It's obviously Mississippi State.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 25, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And again, saying that it'll hurt their $ is well just wrong

I suppose playing Sisters Of The Blind Poor in OOC will make much more money & tv networks will be dying to air that game.

Just say “They can fuck themselves” & be done with it. Trying to give it other reasons is disingenuous.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Texas' upcoming OOC opponents

4 years with ND
Home and home with USC
Home and home with UCLA
Home and home with Cal
Home and home with BYU
Ole Miss
Maryland

I think Texas’ OOC schedule is just fine without aTm.

by Awal on Nov 25, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s the in-conference schedule that sucks.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

is your team scheduling Big XII schools to play?

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 25, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Why would we?

We have 3 top 3 teams in our division.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My team is/was

Again, Arkansas scheduled A&M when A&M was “Big 12 forever!”. We have future games with Texas.

Hell, we’ll get TCU when TCU is Big 12.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

You have a lot of faith in UCLA.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have no affiliation with the Bruins.

But yes, and true.

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by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cal too.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas fans really care more for Ole Miss, Maryland, Cal more than A&M?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

No

but it’s a great OOC schedule (I think Arky is in there too), and i don’t know many Longhorn fans who actually care that much about kicking Aggie to the curb.

You can only listen to their whining about Texas for so long until even Texas fans believe that Aggie will be better off on their own.

by Awal on Nov 25, 2011 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't blame KU.

I have friends on the Mizzou side of that one and I understand the hate level.

I do blame Texas for slutting it up with ESPN like a cheap hooker. I do blame texas for putting money ahead of actually understanding how a conference works. I do blame the former commissioner for the Big 12ish for not stopping Texas from making deals that are not in the best interest of a conference.

THAT’S why I blame Texas.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I blame Texas and A&M more than Nebraska

Texas for trying the LHN stuff AGAIN after 2010.

A&M for not having other reasons than just “FUCK TEXAS”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck Nebraska anyway

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska had a better offer

but man up and admit it instead of just saying, “Texas, waaaaaah!”

by Awal on Nov 25, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Nebraska-Oklahoma should have been an annual game regardless

That was start of the Big 12s bad decisions.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Big 12 went with the "play everybody home/away at least once every 4 years"

Instead of the SEC’s protected rivalry/rotation formula.

I wouldn’t say it was a bad decision, just a different one.

by Narrow Right on Nov 25, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I think in that instance it backfired.

But I’m biased to the SECs setup atm. Big rivalries > random team from other division.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I sometimes wish we had more than one rivalry

Cal is sort of there, but not in the same zip code of the SC hatred.

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll give Arkansas some credit for keeping many SWC rivalries alive in hoops

Plus the many games with Oklahoma & Missouri (before Missouri joined)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

But there was only that ONE rivalry.

No one else had that cross-division rivalry slot filled. It would have been Nebraska-Oklahoma and five random matchups. Colorado-Texas Tech? Iowa State-Baylor?

by Narrow Right on Nov 25, 2011 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

SEC had that as well with schools like Vandy/Miss State (or Vandy/Ole Miss)

Arkansas & South Carolina got each other obviously.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I would have put Okie State-Kansas State in one based on Big 8 history

No idea on rest

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

HAVANESE > CORGIS

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

You just need to keep them in short hair instead of “show” hair.

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Having your ass handed to you on a platter by a manifestly better team

…at least if you know they’re much better going in.

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Mack Brown trollin' hard in the paint

The most important part about winning this game is “getting to 7 wins”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 25, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

He probably won't say

“Missouri kicked our ass” on national TV

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Barn burner is what A&M fans will be feeling in the morning.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

\m/

To hell, to hell with the texas aggies. to hell, to hell with the texas aggies. to hell to hell with the texas aggis. TO HELL WITH A&M!

by bevonyc on Nov 25, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

Linky?

Early Shadenfreude….

Sort of a prelim to the Auburn scout.com board in 2 days.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 25, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, just caught this

TexAgs.com. Still quite a spectacle this morning. My favorite from the “Decommit Watch” thread:

Dumb. We have players waiting for us to call them so they can decommit from other schools.

We just stole an elite WR that we turned down for months from Tceh. The kid was begging to be an Aggie even though we told him we weren’t interested and literally wouldn’t give him a second look. Just like a light switch, when we decided to give him his life long dream, he switched without hesitation like a moth to a lightbulb, he was drawn to the allure of Aggie football.

This is just the most recent example of a long history of how much kids want to play at A&M. Most boys in Texas dream of playing at Kyle Field and then playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

Quit selling our football program short. It isn’t the coaches that recruit for A&M, it is our history and traditions. We will never be short of finding quality recruits and don’t get caught up in the BS TU influenced star ratings.

EVRYBODY DYN PLAY FER AGRUH PAAAAAAWWWWWWLLLL

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, kids want to play for Texas Tech. The bright lights and bustling city life of Lubbock are too much to resist.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's the history and tradition of driving to the Strip for beer

It’s almost like pulling into Vegas for reals!

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The football board link

is here, but there are many one- and two-post threads. Just read the titles, and that’s generally enough.

I did not realize that Sherman is exactly .500 (25-25) at A&M. No wonder there are posters who think Franchione wouldn’t have lost that game

by Narrow Right on Nov 25, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's a requirement of TexAgs' Terms of Service

That you not group like topics into one thread; instead everyone must start their own “The Problem is Sherman” and “HOW MUCH DID tu PAID THE REFS” posts.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Niiiiiiiiiiice

Some dumbass over there just posted the work address and phone number for “Jack Taylor, the field judge who screwed us”.

The guy is a fireman. I’m sure the fire house has nothing important to deal with, so loads of extraneous phone calls would be great. And with a name like Jack Taylor, surely this Ags has identified the right guy on the first try.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

well you monsters

I’m out. see you for Bacon vs Grass tomorrow

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

License to Kill on Syfy

I actually really like Timothy Dalton, but his James Bond…meh.

by Charles UF on Nov 25, 2011 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

This theme song is atrocious, even by 80's Bond standards.

Ricardo Montabaln is awesome though.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

God it is.

I hadn’t even remembered it until it came back on. Ugh.

by Charles UF on Nov 25, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving.

Rot in hell College Station! Big brother still owns TEXAS.

by bevonyc on Nov 25, 2011 12:09 AM EST reply actions  

It raises an important question though

Who IS the best team in Texas?

Baylor? Houston? KState?

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 25, 2011 12:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

KState.

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At least someone in College Station is a winner

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 25, 2011 12:19 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

That was definitely set up in advance by the sideline guy.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It;s obviously not her first time in front of the camera for such a money shot.

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 25, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hopefully not the last either.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

you couldn't have gotten then one where she looks like she's chewing cud?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 25, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Odd GIF.

1. The two on our right need to GTFO.
2. The woman on our left looks like she’s telling Lauren she’s on film.

by softbatch on Nov 25, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just felt like posting a picture of puppies in advance of HATE WEEKEND and after HATE GAME

bawwww pupies

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww terrier puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Havanese, actually

I am continuing my pro-Havanese trolling from above

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

Looks REMARKABLE similar to the pup I had growing up. Interesting.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 25, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

GUYS

THERE’S ONLY LIKE 40 DAYS UNTIL NBC SPORTS FINALLY LAUNCHES!

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:28 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Isn't that just Versus with a peacock logo?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

plus Notre Dame hockey!

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but it is still the opening Salvo against ESPN

NBC will have the NHL, MLS, and a lot of College Football contracts. It is aggressively going after the NBA and MLB as well.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe the power of NBC will get it more households/recognition, helping the NHL.

Some people might like to watch hockey but don’t get Versus or can’t find it.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Basically the gist of it

Versus has a lot more carriage now, a LOT MORE, and the HD feed it uses is one of the best, sports wise. The only major carrier that doesn’t have Versus is DirectTV, because they’re a bunch of stuck up pricks. The other thing this means is NBC getting serious about sports again. Under Ebersol they basically let all of the contracts go except for ND. Now they’re trying to get back to where they were back in like 1995.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now the NBA on NBC theme song is stuck in my head.

Thanks for that, I guess.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ROUNDBALL ROCK

God I miss that. Makes me think of the Bulls.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

And Stockton-to-Malone in Utah, and Payton and Kemp in Seattle, and Shaq and Penny in Orlando...

The NBA was so much more fun then. Sigh.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DA DANANANANANA DA NA

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Hello everyone

Welcome to the United Center where the Utah Jazz take on the Chicago Bulls in Game 4 of the 1998 NBA Finals.

I am Marv Albert, alongside me is Mike Fratello.

What are the keys to today’s game?

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, I understand Dennis Rodman was off wrestling last night.

I wouldn’t expect him to play a role this evening.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I remember that Summer as "Year the WCW died just didn't know it yet"

Hogan & Rodman vs. DDP & Malone.

Next month: Hogan & Bischoff vs. DDP & Leno

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, I really loved DDP's music & opening.

Plus the “Self High Five” thing.

And I didn’t realize for a few years that he didn’t even start wrestling until like age 37.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

God

DDP is my favorite wrestler of all time.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DX was my favorite

though the clip I saw of Edge & Christian after I stopped caring was fairly amusing

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

DDP is a legitimate inspiration story

He had to overcome a learning disability, then he started wrestling at an age most are considering retirement and he busted his ass to get better & learn.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

DirectTV doesn'

The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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by jonfmorse on Nov 25, 2011 2:51 AM EST up reply actions  

DirectTV doesn't have Versus?

Well, this is certainly news to me. What strange pirated/hacked equipment must I have been using for the last fuck I don’t know how long to watch Versus in HD on my television?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 25, 2011 2:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it changed

I just remember there being a big shit made about it back when it happened in 2009

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

NBC will always get more potential homes than ESPN

Broadcast networks just > cable in potential raw number of viewers.

Yes, some people still don’t have cable or satellite.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, ESPN has ABC

NBC is basically finally opening up the war on the cable side and trying to take down the home ESPN network.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah but many things (like Monday Night Football) have been put on just ESPN.

Not that it’s necessarily a bad decision.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 25, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm out.

Tomorrow, we win in DEATH VALLEY.

AHHHHHH HATE WEEK.

by Stow It Buck on Nov 25, 2011 12:34 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Let there be chaos.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texags is down.

We live through 5-7 and stand up to it, yet their sight goes down after a loss to the Longhorns. Get movin to the SEC you fucks.

by bevonyc on Nov 25, 2011 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

5-7 in the Big 12

translates to 3-9 in the SEC, right?

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes it has

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Is Beergut still standing?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

gaaaah

Multiple people on my Facebook feed have posted variants on “just finished shopping at Wal-Mart, now headed to the mall for deals!!!!!!”

I hope to wake up hung over at 10:30 tomorrow. Fuck this Black Friday shit.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

God the pac 12 is awful in bball this year

And we still are probably a middle of the league team.

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:52 AM EST reply actions  

Hope you guys get it together.

Strength of schedule and all.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

We won't

Sorry. I think we have only one more big OOC (Texas), and nobody in the league is any good, so even if we improve (which I’m sure we will), it won’t be enough to give you an RPI boost

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

At least it's a brand name that will look good to the humans on the selection committee.

Even if UCLA is as good as, say, Washington State, an observer will be more likely to be impressed by a win over UCLA than a win over Washington State.

Brought to you by the same people who rank underachieving Notre Dame and Michigan football teams for lack of a better idea.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 25, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Again

What the fuck West Coast basketball

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 25, 2011 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Dorrell's fault

A bunch of very good recruiting classes coming in next year though (AZ and UCLA competing for the top spot but good depth, with even Stanford and Wazzu pulling some good ones).

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Complete desolation.

Holy smokes you guys have bad guards. I always thought Anderson was terrible. Painful to watch his freshman year.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Nov 25, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Anderson is actually our best one too

He’s improved a lot. So of course we play Jones at the 1, stick Anderson at the 2 and leave Norman Powell, who is just as athletic and raw as Westbrook was, on the bench.

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

**weirder

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

*weirder

which clearly shows how drunjj I am – when I am mispelling my spelling corrections

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

dogs fuck the pope. no fault of mine.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought you said "Penn State is in the movie" at first.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

kembakembakembakemba

How did he read these cue cards?

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 12:57 AM EST reply actions  

I had to read this five times just to figure out what you typed.

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 25, 2011 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

POOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR

AAAGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS. /waving keys from NYC.

by bevonyc on Nov 25, 2011 1:05 AM EST reply actions  

And if you go chasing Longhorns

And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ’em an aggie smoking sherman
Has given you the call
To call ESPN, when he was repping SEC

by kizzak on Nov 25, 2011 1:11 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Fowler is a beast

From his twitter

This great rivalry has to be saved, whatever the issues. I am so energized, but gotta get up for a plane in 4 hrs. maybe a Patron shot?

by bruinM on Nov 25, 2011 1:22 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

CoachLeeCorso: @ChrisFowlerESPN Ah, fuck it #shotshotshotshotshot

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 25, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

morbid teenage dweeb bones freespirited old lady

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 25, 2011 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Just realized my Middle Eastern History prof next semester is a ringer for Sandusky.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 25, 2011 1:37 AM EST reply actions  

Welp.

Just had a guy tell me on the FB that Texas benefited from bad refereeing both in tonight’s game and the 2006 MNC.

He’s a BYU guy.

by mnHorn on Nov 25, 2011 3:13 AM EST reply actions  

Fuck y'all.

We’re from TEXAS. /They supposed to be EEESSS EEEE SEEEEE!

by bevonyc on Nov 25, 2011 5:00 AM EST reply actions  

Would you like to play a game of

OH GOD THE THALMOR ARE EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE NO ARMOR RUN LIKE SHIT INTO THE FACE OF A DRAGON

That quest sucked.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 25, 2011 9:50 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Thalmor are bitches.

I enjoyed killing everyone in their embassy and look forward to taking more of them under my hammer.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was trying to sneak around, and it worked, kinda.

Had to run like hell through the courtyard, but it worked out enough. Was able to sneak through most of the rest of it – probably only had to kill two at a time instead of the 8-on-1 (and fuck you, wizard summoning frost atronarchs). But hey, that worked out.

But the fucking dragon random spawn as soon as I got out of the cave can rot in hell. Assholes.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 25, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My standard tactic is going in with heavy armor and a hammer and just blowing the place up.

My only weakness is frost magic, really, and mainly because it slows you down. Stupid freaking mages, with their casting and running…

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I have fairly strong destructive / one-handed / sneak.

Forgot to bring a bow and arrows with me, though. Normally that works well enough – free shot the first, have some kind of meat shield to distract, and blast with spells from a reasonable distance, then wade into the fray if I need to. Those tactics didn’t work too well.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 25, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've been using more archery during Skyrim than I ever did during Morrowind and Oblivion.

I still can’t ever sneak, though, even if I tailor my character for it. Just not aware enough, I guess.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Archery in Skyrim is actually useful and effective.

I couldn’t use it in Oblivion at all. As far as sneak – just nudge the joystick. You’re probably running / sneaking, which doesn’t really work.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 25, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Breakfast of champions this morning:

- Turkey
- Mashed potatoes
- Dressing/Stuffing
- Rolls

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 10:02 AM EST reply actions  

Also, a better than 50/50 shot I can't watch Arkansas/LSU today due to family commitments.

Rage. Everywhere. On everyone.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

Im tired

and at work

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Nov 25, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

Not sober, I hope

Holiday flask!

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 25, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

ugh

holiday driving later

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Nov 25, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

'Tis the season for generosity.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

THE Ohio State University: No place else in the world takes so much pride in being able to spell a simple four letter word.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 10:32 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

We were just saying 'hi' to New Orleans!

excuse us for having midwestern manners

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 25, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

UNDS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

DSUN

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 25, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

SPELLING IS HARD

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 25, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

goddammit how do you all come out of the woodwork at once?

where are my friends? why am i always outnumbered?

can i get a time out to regroup?

thanks, chris.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 25, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Sure, you can have some time. If there's one thing Buckeyes are good at it's getting time.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 25, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

he did his time, he got his life together

i am not embarrassed my maurice clarett anymore. i wish him well.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 25, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Jets fans beg to differ.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 25, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

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