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A SMUGLY BLESSED THANKSGIVING TO ALL

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Y’all are amazing, I miss you aunt stabby.

by NeedzMoarLolz on Nov 24, 2011 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

So this is your first Thanksgiving with this crew of ne'er do-wells?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Notorious TOB thinks the Puritans were too gaudy.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 8:16 AM EST reply actions  

quoting the sodfather

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

/points out

minnesota: 2-9
fighting ericksons: 6-5
ROLL OVER

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

██

(you forgot WSU getting rolled in the Apple Cup this weekend)

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving!

I’ll echo the thanks to the creators of this great online hangout, and add that I’m especiallly thankful for all of the good things and people in my life.

I’m also thankful that Pitt still sucks.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 24, 2011 8:26 AM EST reply actions  

Aunt Stabby showed up for Thanksgiving!

This is great and all but we really don’t have enough bourbon or pie now. Someone make devidee take a Wal-Mart run!

by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 24, 2011 8:27 AM EST reply actions  

A very happy Thanksgiving

to Orson, Luke, Aunt Stabby, Doug, RHJ, and everyone else who has helped make this the best damn college football website there is.

Engorge yourselves, everyone, drinj ALL THE RUM, and fuck Clemson. And of course, THWG.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Nov 24, 2011 8:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

May you all have delicious fried turkey and DRESSING

Sorry Miles Standish, but fuck your stuffing. DRESSING.

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook

by Billy Gomila on Nov 24, 2011 8:37 AM EST reply actions  

Yais

Dressing is the sole way to go.

Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

#TeamDressing

Also, #TeamNoBacterialInfectionFromUndercookedStuffing

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Nov 24, 2011 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Contrarian.

Kidding. So am I.

"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"

by DrBundy on Nov 24, 2011 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

DAMN RIGHT.

I’m gonna post a recipe on this later this weekend.

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook

by Billy Gomila on Nov 24, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamDressing

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Nov 24, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

#teamSNUDdressing

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Stuffing goes in the turkey, where it is delicious.

Dressing stays outside of the turkey, where it is full of dryness and shame.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok gotcha

and don’t forget sadness. because it’s alone.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm an idiot and from Iowa

What’s the difference?

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

#teamWhatMyMomMakes

i’ve tried lots of stuffing (or dressing, but i say stuffing) and it is ALL inferior to my mother’s.

i’m not sure what exactly the reason is, but i know it involves the two pounds of sausage she adds to it.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

#teamcornbreadstuffing

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

A great (and safe) Thanksgiving

To all the folks at the best damn college football web site in town.

Let’s go, Mountaineers!

Oh, and fuck Clemson.

West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.

by Kid Tenderloin on Nov 24, 2011 8:50 AM EST reply actions  

that shopped holgo at the head of the table is awesome

by 5knklshfl on Nov 24, 2011 8:56 AM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there

Things I’m thankful for: family, food, friends, football, fermentation.

Things I’m not thankful for: The State of Michigan

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 24, 2011 9:02 AM EST reply actions  

Blessed indeed

Thanks for another great football season.

by Nigel_T on Nov 24, 2011 9:03 AM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving All.

Despite the lousy football season. Hooke ’Em! Beat the hell out of A&M. \m/

by bevonyc on Nov 24, 2011 9:06 AM EST reply actions  

Does "Hooke 'Em" involve microscopes in some way?

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He is surveying a slide

For tangible evidence of Aggie common sense.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Turkey day

great pic…Saban is ready to destroy another bird

by DoubleupHarper on Nov 24, 2011 9:24 AM EST reply actions  

ensure?

Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat

Twitter, twitter, twitter

by Winfield Featherston on Nov 24, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

for your health.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This

is what I think of as ensure – the i one can be used in a similar fashion and doesn’t make me think of this.

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

GRAMMA NATZEE

ensure: guarantee
insure: guarantee against loss

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/watches "The Crimson Permanent Assurance"

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

assure: offer meaningless platitudes

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they say "assurance" instead of "insurance" in the UK

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

I was making a snark.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

doh

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Monty Python auto-rec engaged!

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving ever'body!

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

Well.

/puts “piss off weird elves dudes” on list of bad things to do in Skyrim.

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 9:45 AM EST reply actions  

Pffft.

Fuck the Aldmeri Dominion. GO AMERICA.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I was minding my own business walking west of Whiterun when 3 of those dudes start coming at me.
Fun, fun.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I've run into them before, but they didn't attack me.

Probably not far enough along the main quest line to really piss them off yet.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 24, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't do too much of note last night.

Joined the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves’ Guild today, though. I’m gonna make a fine rug.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 24, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

This morning I found a frost dragon perched on a mountain side.

Twas a fun fight.

Still have not went to a few of the citys yet.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Christ

How many cities and types of dragons are there in this game?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I've only seen a regular dragon and a blood dragon.

Probably a few more beyond that.

As far as cities, I think there are 12? That may include some villages, though.

by Chris Pendley on Nov 24, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Elder dragons are fun as hell.

Especially when three of them are tag-teaming the balls out of you.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

when do they start showing up?

@37 and still only seeing frosts



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's more based on your progress through the main quest and not your level.

I’m at 43 and have been seeing them for quite a while. You’ll see blood dragons before elders, though.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't even go talk to the Graybeards until level 40.

They should probably force you into the main quest a little quicker.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhh... the walk of shame (with stairs!)

holding @ the horn and doing the guilds



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

9? big citys.

Quite a few towns.
This game is huge and everything is much more spaced out than Oblivion.
Bunch of dragons, the quest ones have names, random dragons are just “(some haz prefixes like Black) Dragon”

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Fuck Clemson, I hate Iowa, and Remeber the Five To All!

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Nov 24, 2011 9:50 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Happy Thanksgiving, and remember

AMC is showing Godfather I/II all afternoon and evening. If the football games stink or you need to be reminded of the importance of family, you know where to go.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

Syfy currently has Thunderball

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Miss you too, big spender.

________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009

by Holly Anderson on Nov 24, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to all

I am thankful for many things, including surviving two semesters of law school so far, not being in debt up to my eyeballs, a football team moving in the right direction, the endless entertainment of NDNationalists thinking the coach is the antichrist, the commentariat, and finally, the people who created and run this website, which is one of the most entertaining and educational places one could hope to find on this here internet.

I dare you people to diagram the above sentence.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 10:24 AM EST reply actions  

I thought I had a wonky hairline

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 24, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

woah woah woah

I missed this?!

Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat

Twitter, twitter, twitter

by Winfield Featherston on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

what is this? I don't even...

Link to YouTube or other video service?

/Spencer goin lamestream?
//pushes up hipster glasses

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 12:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Blessed Thanksgiving game...

Every time someone asks you a question, respond with a booming, “WAAAAAT?”

by Rich_ on Nov 24, 2011 10:29 AM EST reply actions  

Also, Coach Saban is too tall in that photo.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 10:32 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Missionary Position is far too exciting for TOB

Better to just sit across the room and look longingly at one another.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

And she wears a scarlet letter upon her brow.

Mental adultery, y’all. TOB is thinking Going Deep.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh, what is this abomination on the Macy's Parade now?

Cobra Starship? I don’t need my parade sounding like a dorm room party, thanks.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

I remember why I don't like going to the bars at home

It’s the same reason I will never go to high school reunions

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 10:56 AM EST reply actions  

I feel the exact same way.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 24, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy it for 1 night per time that I'm home.

but I’m also 21 years old, so I don’t automatically hate all of my high school friends.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 24, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I went out with my friends

And all of a sudden the kids I had nothing to do with in high school are my best friends. Not for me.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that usually does seem to happen to me as well, strange phenomenon.

We’ve been mourning the loss of a friend this week, so it’s been different circumstances but I’ve actually enjoyed being with my homies this week.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 24, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder how common that is

because it happens to me as well. maybe it’s just us young folks.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 24, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel that way about middle school folk

High school was actually pretty okay. Lots of nice people

by emc503 on Nov 24, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

On that subject....

This was posted in the comments yesterday.

by softbatch on Nov 24, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For the fact that I went to HS with a Katie Reynolds, and she was part of an insufferable family.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

At least you have a bar at home

The town I grew up in was dry. Had to drive 60 miles to buy beer.

by BamaFaninATL on Nov 24, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

zune

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Nov 24, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

It matches my 1st gen 360!

/Still waiting for the thing to RROD

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 24, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too

//holds breath everytime I turn it on

by Will Campbell on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

have rebuilt my 1st gen 360

4 different times now
/makes RROD my biatch

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thankful for Fr. Ted and the auto-recs it provided.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Nov 24, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Moon.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

win



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Proof that physics is bullshit

the Black Hole could neither consume nor condense JaPurpleDrank Russell

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/heftylefty.jpg

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Moon

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Moon

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Toon



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Poon

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

coons

/careful there



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Pooh-n

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Goon!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Loon

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

LOON

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

BOONE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR BOONE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MOAR BOONE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

SPOON(bill)

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Spittoon

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Sioux-n

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Shoon

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BALLOON

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubloon

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PLATOON

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Brigadoon

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Brigadoon.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hivemind rec

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

How in the fuck did you guys just hive that? Also STREWN

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing talent.

Also, Grune:

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

BALLOON GOES BOOM

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Not her best movie,

But Cyd FTW!

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

More like Sioux-n they're not going to have a mascot.

HOON

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Cocoon

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Baboon

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

quadroon

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

KUHN

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Blue Lagoon

(and return of the blue lagoon)

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 24, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

DUNE

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Croon

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoon?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I watched the episode on how aliens created evolution

and realized that Giorgio doesn’t even fact check his two or three facts he bases his entire argument on. The foxp2 language gene exists in animals; it’s what ornithologists attribute birds’ language capabilities to. It’s why birds can learn grammatical structures and why birds have dialects of songs and calls and even develop stutters like people do. There’s a good Nova mini-program on this that Giorgio could have spent twelve minutes watching in order to not make himself look like a dumbshit.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Facts? We don't need no stinking facts.

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by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Where we're going we won't need facts.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong image

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He does that for everything.

He is basically hoping nobody ever checks his work.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Facts are irrelevant to the entertainment he provides.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He also has the most annoying cadence to his speech ever.

You have to not be totally full of bullshit before you can be that condescending.

Oh wait, that’s right (everypoliticianever).

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He's Colin Cowherd?

/Cross-references all up in this thread

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by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SO
  • Turkey
  • Stuffing (inside the fucking turkey where it belongs)
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Cranberry goop
  • Salad
  • Peas and pearl onions
  • Roasted cauliflower
  • Apple pie
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Adult beverages

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:17 AM EST reply actions  

oh and
  • Several types of cheese from the U creamery

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

My aunt makes a creamed corn and onion casserole

that is to die for. Seriously, I use that as a bed fore everything else

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

And I'm just going to assume the absence of gravy off this list

Is just because it’s a given

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Fair enough.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Turkey
flounder
gravy
homemade mac and cheese
mashed taters
stuffing
sweet potato pie
rice
green beans

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok we're playing this. Let me see

Turkey
Ham
Taters
Onion/corn casserole
Cranberries
Green Bean Casserole
(this will make everyone happy) Strawberry-pretzel jello salad
salads salads salads
AND PIE AND GRAVY DEATH

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 24, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Okiedokie

Turkey
Ham
Stuffing
Dressing
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Potato Salad
Green Been Casserole
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey Tetrizene
Pirogis
Salad
Some form of steak
Pie, gravy, beer

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by Irishjugg on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Capon

Mashed Taters
Stuffing (with cornbread, sausage, and chicken livers like God intended)
ALL.THE.GRAVY.
Green Bean Casserole
Mac and cheese
Some sort of salad
Rolls
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Smoked salmon to nosh on in the afternoon
Wine
Beer
Scotch
Bourbon
Kraken and Ginger ale.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Coonass thanksgiving

Seafood gumbo
Green bean casserole
French bread
Cheesecake
Dr. Pepper – for a real good time…

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Come at me, bro

Regular dressing
Oyster dressing
Mashed potatoes
Bourbony and brown sugared sweet potatoes
Turkey
Gravy, the nectar of the gods
Chocolate trifle
Cheesecake
Green been casserole
Cranberry sauce
French bread
This cheese and pineapple chunk concotion
Abita beers

Go gata!

by theologator on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Oyster dressing?

I don’t like oysters and do not wish to partake, but I am intrigued.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Sooo good

my Nonnie used to make oyster dressing with french bread. Also cornbread dressing for the win.

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

My family is huge, and ya'll ain't got shit on us

my dad is one of 9, my grandad was one of 8, and we all get together on thanksgiving. We do it potluck style, and we usually have 120 people or so. We do 4 turkeys and have an industrial mixer for mashed potatoes. We serve gravy in pitchers. You’ve got 45 minutes to make it to dinner if you’re really hungry. We wouldn’t notice one extra person…

by MechE Hokie on Nov 24, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

whatever the wifey is cooking

I’m watching The Godfather and keeping out of the way.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 12:17 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Non-traditional

Smoked Porkloin stuffed with apple, onion, and cranberries
Baked sweet potatoes
creamed collards
Cali. Riesling
Makers Mark for the ballgames

by BamaFaninATL on Nov 24, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Non-traditional = I am making Thanksgiving dinner for the first time EVAR

Bourbon/honey glazed ham
green beans
cheesy taters
giant fucking dinner rolls

This won out over my alternate plan, which was “throw a DiGiorno in the oven”.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It's fun and exciting!

You’ve never done a turkey? You gotta do a turkey.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like turkey.

I am that pain in the ass that has to be lured to YOUR Thanksgiving dinner with promises of prime rib or ham or something else other than dead bird.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If everyone is to be believed

I have merely lived on this planet for mumbledy years without anyone ever having prepared one correctly in my presence. But, y’know, every time one of these people cons me into THEIR super special awesome turkey, it’s just as bad as all the others.

/shrug

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The avian kingdom thanks you.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/has eaten approximately 60 chickens this year

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamnoturkey

My dad and I finally convinced my mom to abandon turkey for Christmas. We’re working on it for Thanksgiving.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

We do ham for Christmas, Turkey for Thanksgiving.

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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamnoham

I like it on a sandwich once in a while but ham as a main course is very meh.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to agree.

Great as a sandwich component, otherwise unspectacular.

Exception: spiral-cut honey magic.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We had prime rib for Xmas last year.

It was GLORIOUS.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So far, in my experience

it’s actually been the worst.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Has it been dry?

Because that means you have horrible people cooking it

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

NO NICK

THEY ARE TURKEY EXPERTS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO MOCKS ME FOR HATING TURKEY

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

turkey is just a receptacle for gravy.

at this point, so am i.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

god this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

that kind that don't give one goddamn about food that's all the same color and gross

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so the corn can be green, and the turkey red, and the butter green?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't you been listening to me?!?!

PURPLE MASHED POTATOES, YO!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS WHY I DIDN"T LIST THEM.

god i just want steak right now

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I want anything right now.

SO HUNGRY, waiting for turkey to cook. The snack we had just made me hungrier.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We're about to tuck into dutch apple pie. with ice cream.

and coffee. followed by beer.

/happee

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got to work around the daughter's nap schedule

so it’ll be another 90 minutes or so.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamGravy

#TeamLotsofSaladDressing
#TeamBurntEdgesofLasagna

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

#teammashedpotatoesaregoodwithbuttertoothough

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I will join that last team

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

The edges of baked ziti are fucking awesome.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

#teampurplemashedpotatoes

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like a giant clam.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this thread will not end PG

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

kinda what i was just thinking

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they ever?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

lately? yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Guess that’s what I get for working on my research papers instead of hanging out here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well.

I know what we’re bringing to the tailgates next year.

/makes mashed regular sweet potatoes and okinawan purple sweet potatoes mashed, then arranges in dish to be LSU logo

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd eat that

but you’re going to need to throw in some type of non-mainstream meat product preferably in sausage form.

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I've lived in Japan and Hawaii. They make sausage from things you'd never dream

Challenge Accepted.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WIN

Aren’t you moving to La. soon?

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Next Oct/November, it seems

I’ll be in GA from July through October. Not sure yet where IE and the kids will be during that time.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

where in GA?

c-town?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Augusta.

C-town….heh…heh heh…no.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

just making sure.

Augusta will be interesting.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope so.

Close enough to Atlanta to see the grandparents.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/insert relevant Office Space quote

//yes, you know the one.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Having spent some time in both cities

They’re both nice enough places to be for a while

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but Columbus means Ft Benning for someone like me.

And that’s never a good thing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The last time I visited friends in Columbus

I saw the huge amount of construction they did (new Infantry Museum is nice). They even did some kind of monumental bridge on the entrance to base.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all good.

My visits to Fort Benning tend to involve taking planes to desert areas.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oof. yeah

I just figured for the 4 months it might have been class/training related. Augusta is epitome of small town. Nice to visit friends didn’t like living there

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, this time it is. I'm there for a class

But Benning brings back flashbacks…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet! I can travel on weekends for games!!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I love

crawfish boudin balls so I have no problem with this…

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Only about 27 different varieties

though Octopus is always a wiener.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You hate America and puppies and Baby Jesus.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's all fun and games until you burn down the garage

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 24, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

What?! No sweet 'taters

or green bean casserole? Barbarians.

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by Kid Tenderloin on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of either.

There’s also the question of how many dishes can or should reasonably be prepared for a gathering of four people.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

At fortress saxattack:

Turkey
Ham
Green Bean casserole
Sausage stuffing
Sausage stuffing with additional portuguese sausage
mashed potatoes
cranberry sludge
bourbon sweet potatoes
carrots
a chocolate cake
cookies
pumpkin pie
apple pie
sushi (for the delegation from Hawaii)

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Sausage stuffing with more sausage?

I would like to subscribe to the newsletter.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Kids first Thanksgiving in the US

Turkey
Corn Pudding
Stuffing (Dressing)
Purple Mashed Potatoes (Okinawan Sweet Potatoes and coconut milk)
Asparagus
Broccoli
Cranberry Stuff
Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving everybody

And Nice to see you Holly

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Nov 24, 2011 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

AUNT STABBY'S HERE!!!

time to break out the good stuff.

GR-GR-GR-GRAPPA KNOW HOW!!!

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Nov 24, 2011 11:20 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Ah, Italian/Balkan grape brandies

How I enjoy thee. At least, what I remember from my experiences with thee.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

A happy Princegiving to all.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:26 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Happy thanksgiving ya'll

I’m thankful for:
Oregon Cheerleaders
coffee
calvin and hobbes
the word “pigskin”
baseball
south florida “winters”
Clint Trickett

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 24, 2011 11:28 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I'm thankful for so much

This blog and all who sail her!

My wife, who puts up with my obsessions, CFB and golf.

The Ohio State University and soon to be Corch Irvin Meyers. There is a lot more, but it would just look like I was piling on the good fortune.

You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 24, 2011 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving, monsters

I’m glad there’s a corner of the internet that hears the same voices that I’ve got running around in my head.
ON DECK:
BBQ’d turkey
Gravy
Curry
Best mashed potatoes I’ve ever had
Green bean casserole
Shrimp
Roasted Butternut squash
2 pumkn pies
Heart stoppingly butery rolls
1 sweet potato pecan pie with booze whip cream
Lotsa beer and bourbon.

Day to give thanks indeed

by emc503 on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

mmm. Sounds yummy

will there be watching of football?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Most assuredly

I’m gonna have an extremely difficult time getting back on the plane to Chicago. I dont ever want to leave Portland.

by emc503 on Nov 24, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I want to go here

but I see a turkey in the oven and hamhocks ready for adding of veggies. Not sure if the full menu because I stay out of the kitchen today but we’re headed in the right direction.

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn't know PJ was Korean

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by Crabapple Buck on Nov 24, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I always suspected the flexbone was communist.

//the true wishbone is the John Wayne of offenses

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

What's Saban doing in the bottom right corner?

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by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 24, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone

I cooked breakfast for nine. There are two pumpkin pies on the fridge, one chocolate pie in the fridge, and one apple pie in the oven. The sweet potatoes have been peeled. I cheated and bought a fully cooked smoked turkey and fully cooked smoked ham from the Sonny’s BBQ yesterday afternoon. Easy breezy.

by Boclive on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 AM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

I am ready for footbaw. Is it time for FOOTBAW yet?

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 11:47 AM EST reply actions  

I wish I could z through cooking.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sudden, terrifying thought:

has any commentariat member seen someone with a real tattoo featuring a hashtag?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to allow this.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

We're letting the represenatitives from the black hole determine policy?

This is an outrage! What say you, neutral ambassador?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

"Fuck it"

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The 'fuck it' is awesome

Herbie’s reaction, however, makes it even more awesome.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all,

And thanks to all those who write (and photoshop) here.
You are all better persons than I.

Thanks for letting me hang around.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 12:00 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Um... every year?

Oh, just me. Ok, nevermind.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year, at least for whoever played the Lions.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly

Earlier in this year I thought both teams might be undefeated going into this game.

But yes, I see your point.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy American excess day to all.

Putting a turkey on a beer can into the green egg as we speak. Love this day.

And the best part, is that he's Learning.

by Acura Cake on Nov 24, 2011 12:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

oh Frank Caliendo

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

"this turkey's not even done!"

Bradley Cooper beat out Brett Favre? whaaa?

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My Italian friend has thanked me and Americans for creating Thanksgiving

Still torn on whether to return the favor and thank her for Good Friday.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:21 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

flagrec?

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

DO IT ROCKAPELLA

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking forward to having Thanksgiving at Luby's this year

probably be a fuck ton better than whatever they served at the DFAC today.

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by Oscar Whiskey on Nov 24, 2011 12:25 PM EST reply actions  

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

I think I shall try to avoid NFLAIDS later today, but I’m definitely in for Texas-aTm.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

Que?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the singer on fox

the words, she forgot them

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun Fact I just stumbled onto

unrelated to Thanksgiving:

In the PC flight simulator Chuck Yeager’s Air Combat, a virtual Chuck Yeager, voiced by himself, accurately states Allied pilots used the term blow job as a nickname for the Me 262s.

Funny on its own merits. But funnier because the German code name for the aircraft was “Schwalbe”. The German word for ‘swallow’

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

National Anthem Derp

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

Only caught the end.

What did she do?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

She forgot the words on the second verse.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like she needed Mo Cheeks on the sideline.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

100% grade-A awesome.

As far as national anthem related hijinks go, it’s right under Canadian hockey games for me.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like the NBA one damn bit

but Cheeks is eternally a good guy for that one moment.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll see your one Mo Cheeks

And raise you one Jim Cornelison

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

does anything beat Kate Smith singing God Bless America?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO3gPUn24FI&feature=related

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The 2010 Blackhawks.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

er,

the 2009-10 Blackhawks.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always been partial to the latter in general.

Our national anthem is set to an English drinking song with a melody 90% of people can’t actually carry, and it’s all about some random battle in Baltimore.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, the tempo has been sloooooowed doooooown so much that it's impossible to give it proper phrasing anymore.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh-oh

Random battle in Baltimore? You’ve just insulted the battlin’ abilities ofStringer, Barksdale, Prop Joe, Marlo, Wee-Bey AND Omar

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, that's what that Tom Waits song was about.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally understandable

and I agree, actually. (#teamnospiders, though.) But I just really dislike the Star Spangled Banner.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I favor Danzig's "Howl of the She-Demon"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/united-states-toughens-image-with-umlauts,4230/

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 1:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I met Glenn Danzig when he got into comic publishing.

Mothafucka is a midget.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Bet on the Pack if you haven't already.

The Pack are 1-0 in nationally televised games where the anthem singer forgets words.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sample size!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit. Joe Buck is announcing this.

I wonder if he’ll stay awake.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Critical decision time

break out the liquor and try to finish the drill through night football or wait a bit and ensure finishing of said drill?

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

gotta push yourself.

bring out the liquor

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

start you easy, move on to heavy 40-curls

finish off with Endurance training: alternate Kraken and Soco Tobasco

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

First time caller, longtime lissener

I am thankful for all you other overly intelligent footbaw obsessed fans who lovingly troll this website. I am thankful for the beets I pulled out of the ground here in balmy Columbia yesterday – they will soon meet a delicious end and will be washed down with many Terrapins and all the turkey. Finally, I am thankful for our annual chance to squish the bees. Happy Thxgiving to all.

I have dubbed thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They!

by I Broke My Chair on Nov 24, 2011 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

Will there also be bears and Battlestar Galactica?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

come now, you have to post the picture!

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No touching!

He’s got bees. No bees!

I have dubbed thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They!

by I Broke My Chair on Nov 24, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THURNKSGURVUHN

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

HAIL ERIS!

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

like some sort of outbreeding of honeycrisp?

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Food Coma Day to everyone

Y’all are special, and no, I don’t mean in the short bus sense.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

YAIS I GET A STICKER

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/Orders 200 million such stickers

//defeats purpose.

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I start drinking now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Always.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

6 hours for a 4 hour car ride yesterday.

death to things imminent.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit.

This isn’t “can I drink”? It’s “DRINK NOW”!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Walked in door got eggnog and brown liquor had happee.

now i’m trying to do some “work like things”
also, you never called.
/haz a sad

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks twitter messages

Shit. My bad.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Chloe's tweets are "protected"?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 2:16 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no worries. Just long as drive is boring you know?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean you haven't?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't.

No drinking with any magnitude of hangover.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You have some catching up to do.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't really drink until dinnertime, or at least until mom has a glass of wine

Parents would not approve.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a dry house

due to a recovering alcoholic…

eggnog without “flavoring” is an abomination yet I drink it anyway.

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No no no

Egg nog without “flavoring” is coffee creamer.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

you waited until noon?

Impressive.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 1:18 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Still not drinking.

Working on the thing you looked at like a month ago.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm doing my PE application.

1) makes people leave me alone
2) is important, so they really do leave me alone
3) I’m watching the Godfather instead.
4) wife walked in and gave me booze and appetizers

/life is good.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 1:37 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

bawwwwwwwwwww. what a good life.

Momma is helping with the thing. Not driving me crazy yet.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/boozy decides to be social

//gets to bottom of stairs
///Hillbilly Handfishing on tv
////turns around

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 2:10 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

REF YOU SUCK

REF YOU SUCK
REF YOU SUCK
REF YOU SUCK

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:23 PM EST reply actions  

Best Piss Beer

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Best simulation of the taste of piss.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

45 categories judged

They won American-style light lager, but neglect to mention that little fact. Problem is that most winners don’t have the ad budget to run NFL commercials…

 http://worldbeercup.org/winners.html

by WVUPensGuy on Nov 24, 2011 5:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Happy Eat A Hokie Day!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 1:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

well that's kinda dirty

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Will always rec Kwanzaa Cake

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to All

I’ll be thankful when Auburn wins.

But I guess I’m thankful for the 2 scientists pic that inspired my new logo.

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Nov 24, 2011 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

I don't like saying the refs are fucking us.

But the refs are fucking us.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

May your turkey be Cajun-fried and may your cranberry sauce come out of the can with the imprint still perfectly intact. And may you never run out of bourbon.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Nov 24, 2011 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Turkey day, my love!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So as we wait for 354667 people to use the lone shower here

and head out for Thanksgiving Part 2, we have the Lions game on.

Are NFL refs always this flag-happy?

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Nov 24, 2011 1:39 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Only when Goodell wants the Packers to win.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, one more thing.
  • two walnuts I picked up at the arboretum.

by Erik T on Nov 24, 2011 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

Is that from a game against Tennessee?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Effective troll is effective

It’s when we put the L in LSU HURRRRRRRRR

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 24, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i have a feeling my thanksgiving will be disappointing :(

we’re going to my aunt and uncle’s place and they ran out of food a couple years ago on christmas eve.
i just want ALL OF THE FOOD

severe first world problems, i know.

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

It's time to be thankful for the mute button.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If/when the Lions lose.

I am blaming it on Nickelback.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 24, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this?

It sounds better than the Cowboys game

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU-Arkansas

which is in fact tomorrow at 2:30. Typical UGA fan can’t read a schedule. #hateweek

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by The Missing T on Nov 24, 2011 2:13 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions   2 recs

This is what halftime showers and nyancat are for.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

NICKELBACK IS PREVENTING FOOTBALL FROM CONTINUING

This is the worst thing ever.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Nov 24, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Now here's a game delay

A Russian soccer game was held up for a while because “ultras” burned so many road flares that the field was covered in smoke

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Duh?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

time to go all Savonarola on their asses

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE NICKELBACK MORE THAN IOWA

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO HATES NICKELBACK?

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

happy birthday!

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

REMEMBER THEY'RE ALL Y'ALL'S NOW

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

wait! there's no take-back clause?

I never wanted them anyways.

Fuck tamu and fuck mizzou.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 24, 2011 2:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

HEY WAIT

IF YOU’VE BEEN STUCK IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS FOR THE PAST 16 YEARS YOU TAKE ANY LIFELINE YOU CAN GET

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HAPPY TURKEY BIRTHDAY!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HAPPY HATE WEEK EVERYBODY!!

And that other thing too.
I guess.

/google searches
Thanksgiving? Sure, why not?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 24, 2011 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

Unrelated

Is anyone else annoyed by the nyquil ads in the side bar?

I think I have too much screen real estate when the ads have more space than the actual webpage.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 24, 2011 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

What Nyquil ads?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

You did that when you went to college.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Did Suh just get himselfejected from the Thanksgiving game?

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

Bye bye Suh.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck everything.

Fuck this game. This is awful football.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

OUT OF GAME?

DAMN.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

he just wanted dinner early

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 24, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Suh just got thrown out of the Lions-Packers game

Unsportsmanlike conduct. Didn’t see what it was, I’m working on my “Eat Shit Pitt” video for tomorrow and just looked up to see him being tossed.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 24, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

Clearly that meeting with the commissioner was very meaningful and informative.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:31 PM EST reply actions  

Dear suh, this is how you get a reputation.

At this rate you’ll sign with the Steelers Brigade of Dirty and Emotionally Unstable Cheap-Shot Artists and Terrible Human Beings when you hit free agency.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

NO YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE HIM

HE’S OUR DIRTY DEATH MACHINE DEFENSIVE TACKLE

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Never.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I start thinking, "Man, that Rocco, he's alright for a lawyer."

Then you remind me you’re a Steelers fan, and the world begins rotating again.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

What'd Suh do?

We have Goldfinger on.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ONE SHINING MOMENT

 TO GRIND YOU BENEATH HIS HEEL

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is why he only tried to pull a Laettner,

a successful “Laettner” means getting away with it and winning the game

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, the Thanksgiving Bond marathon.

One of the only things that makes me miss a deceased member of my family.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad and I were going to watch that until he wanted golf and I vetoed him for football

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish there was some way I could watch Bond and football while golfing.

Doing none of the three at the moment.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

did you eat? or drink? or eat?

I haven’t done any yet.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I ate dogshit fast food for lunch

I couldn’t go home for Thanksgiving and have no money.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh honey I sorry.

So you’re drinking?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in my office doing the Dew and finishing my paper.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like you should get a hug.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this on SciFi?

I missed the majority of this, and all that’s left are Quantum of Solace (NO) and Die Another Day (meh, but would rather watch UT vs. Aggy)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN just reminded me how thankful I am that one criminal's gun malfunctioned one terrifying night in Richmond

And thank you Coach London for turning around our program.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

/NCAA responds to Miami investigation by vacating UVa's 2011 season

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/sanctions Cleveland State

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/they're in cleveland, what is the point of further sanction

i had to drive past their campus when i would visit my cheating ex in cleveland. it really is smack dap in the middle of the city.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight!

Our Factory of Sadness industry will never be in danger of total and hilariously incompetent collapse, unlike certain other industries centered in Detroit.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

child please.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What's so great about him?

The first part of his mainstream career was built around being “shocking.” As someone who grew up with the internet, I really didn’t get what the big deal was.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

like you just said "someone who grew up with the internet"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Shocking? not explicitly

saying things people aren’t supposed to say yes.
In 1997 a) not everyone had internet b) rap like he was doing wasn’t meant to done by white kids c) he attacked pop figures d) changed how rap was done.

I don’t know about you but I can’t really associate with being fucked by the police.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess that's the difference then.

In 1997, I had already been using the internet for a couple of years, I grew up in northern California where there was a really permissive culture and there were quite a few white rappers, I really don’t care about pop figures enough to care about them being attacked, and compared to what a lot of other people were doing at the same time, his technical aspects weren’t that impressive.

I grew up in Oakland though, so I guess I could appreciate the social commentary by Common, Wu Tang, and Outkast a bit more.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

See also Madonna

Spent her first 8 years (pre-internet) going around being shocking. It got tiresome, too.

by Nigel_T on Nov 24, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/not actually from detroit

//but like everyone else that lives within 30 minutes of detroit, i’m from detroit to any one not from the area

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

WARNING: Serious reply ahead

I don’t think it’s gonna happen, but only because no head coach has ever used Virginia as a stepping stone for a better college coaching job in ANY sport. We had only ONE coach ever leave to move on to the NBA.

Coaches love Charlottesville and the UVA community, so it would take one hell of a paycheck to lure Mike London away.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well who would have wanted to hire Al Groh away?

but i hope you keep him. always had an odd and random fondness for uva football.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Terry Holland just want to get out of coaching?

Or was he forced out? I know he left to be AD at Davidson or something.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

TRAITOR

He’s a Davidson alum, was HC at Davidson, left to be HC at Virginia, left that to be AD at Davidson, and left Davidson again to be AD of Virginia. Now he’s AD of East Carolina. I’m not sure of the circumstances of his leaving both his Virginia jobs, but he definitely ditched Davidson when a more prestigious school came a-callin.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 24, 2011 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you have to, I dunno, be successful to move up?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, Bruce Arena left to coach in MLS

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I said up.

/rimshot

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Groh's crime was not being George Welsh.

It’s not like the Cavaliers did anything before that in football.

Well, and his other crime was sticking with his son at OC.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And a crippling staff turnover

and forcing a spread offense with personnel meant for a pro-style offense
and a 3-9 season
and very mediocre recruiting
and being able to beat the in-state rival only once in his career

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 24, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It was all over for him when Ron Prince left.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This game has an extreme amount of AIDS.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

LOOKIT THESE GUYS

THEY ARE CLEARLY PREMIER FACTORBACK PLAYERS IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE ON THIS THANKS FOR GIVING DAY

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck.

Stop being cute, Linehan. Run the fucking ball on second and short.

And that throw sucked too.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

I totally misread that first sentence.

I was like whoa, dude, your standards are waaaaaaay low.

Seriously though, this is how I feel about Malzahn sometimes, honestly.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL Phrasing?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty much.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

42" 1080p HDTV on sale at Best Buy tomorrow for 200 dollars

The evil mastermind in us all is telling me that this is my opportunity to create a quad TV set up for all the college football.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

I've never heard of Haier, either

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That might explain it then.

I don’t really watch the NBA.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck this. Second FUCK YOU game in three weeks.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

oh honey, you are detroit you know.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't you cute?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't usually punt cats.

But I’ll make an exception today.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

if that cat is a buckeye fan it is seriously a fucking ugly cat

speaking of pets, my dog was rescued from being put down within 24 hours in an ohio shelter. my mom pointed out to me the other day, that not only did we rescue her from death, we rescued her from being a buckeye.

god we really did save her

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

super dog!

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/dog has rabies

//takes dog out back

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you're making the joke all sad.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

poor dog :''''''(

he isn’t facing the camera because his face is one of pain and agony

by willbechampions on Nov 24, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

like this face?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sexy time

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he's just waking up.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it can't eat you without something else tearing you open first.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Mike Vick when you need him?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Will never not rec this.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is he visiting the eye doctor?

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Garbage time touchdown.

Yay.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

"Turn out the lights, the party's OOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEERRRRR"

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Nov 24, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you know how I know this game's over?

SHIT LIKE THAT

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We'd still be stuck with Jim Nantz doing something somewhere else.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 24, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Did my dad and I just watch you tube clips of the muppets?

Yes. Yes we did.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hi Mr Denmark

we’re your daughters embarrassing friends.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I warned him about my fake internet friends

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that what we are to you?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 24, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

no honey, you're my favorite.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm real. :(

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

purwho?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Freddie Mercury died 20 years ago today, in case you needed a downer.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

Why would we need that downer?

Meh. Now I’m going to be thinking about that.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/puts on Queen Pandora channel

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, people are eating already?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We ate around 1pm (Eastern) and have been picking ever since.

I thought this was normal.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

once again proving that thanksgiving is just another day in our house.

what time is dinner? dinner time.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

We eat at halftime of the Cowboys game.

Mom plans meals around football. We always eat New Years dinner at halftime of the Rose Bowl.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was a kid

we usually ate around 2pm or so. Today, though, more like 5:30.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Nov 24, 2011 4:06 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Haven't been around much lately due to the school business, but Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

best thing about dallas game this afternoon

cbs falling/exploding leaves

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving, errbody!

Started my day with a 4 mile run on Pre’s Trail, shown here:

Just about to sit down and eat turkey, etc. with the fam, including Deschutes’ JubelAle and Rogue Dead Guy Ale. Later it’s t-sips vs. eATMe, and tomorrow I HATE IOWA before going to watch Oregon women’s VB.

/raises glass to EDSBS posters one and all.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Is there any other kind?

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured most of us were both.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, that's not the preferred nomenclature.

Say “Barista” instead please.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Big Lebowski

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Just realized that makes no sense

Should be two roads CONverged (and the author was moving counter-flow) or ONE road diverged.
/boo poetic license.

by Nigel_T on Nov 24, 2011 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

4 Mile Run?

Now I’m going to have to go work out or I’m going to feel super lazy.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Tony Romo

I never understood your hype. It came out of nowhere, and it never really seemed deserved.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:21 PM EST reply actions  

137 TD, 70 INT, 64% completion, 96 career QB rating

yup, terrible.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a terrible opinion

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

X

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/G/GeorJe00.htm

My ipad is being stupid.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying he's terrible.

Just that he got a ton of hype coming out of the 2006 season, and never really lived up to it. He also seems to have a tendency to play down at the worst possible time.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot of that is because it's for the Cowboys.

I’m just sick and tired of people here saying we need to trade him in the DFW area. He’s a top 10 QB. I hate our fans.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hate the Cowboys.

So feel free to trade down at any time.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate your fans too... :)



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Who plays behind him?

I assume they don’t have anybody better.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Kitna.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Kitna's hurt and career likely done

Current #2 is for Ag Stephen McGee. Apparently, Cowboys put in a waiver claim for Orton, but Chiefs had higher priority.

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by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

* #2 is former

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY GOD WHY

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Rule #1

If you think your QB’s so bad that he needs to be traded, either (1) you can’t because nobody wants him or (2) your team would get fleeced if they did because dumbasses like you have destroyed his value.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

No man has ever been less qualified to discuss anything.

I would stake my life on that statement.

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by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking guy is such a Romo honk it makes me sick

one of the clowns I work with listens to CC’s sorry ass on the job



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by TheMightyErik on Nov 24, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't get his deal.

It seems like his goal is to bring the terribleness of local sports talk radio to a national market.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The entire lineup of FOX Sports Radio

with the exception of Pat O’Brien (but not with the exception of his idiot sidekicks) is just as bad, if not worse, than Cowherd.

Yes, it’s that bad.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

FOX used to have the greatest lineup.

Then they went to shit.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they do the same thing Cowherd does

where he basically equates TV market with team quality?

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Rutgers is the greatest college football team ever.

And would be a fabulous asset to the B1G. This is beyond dispute.

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by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They're just morons.

Well, except Petros. He’s just sort of annoying.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeeeeah.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He just spews crap and hope some of it sticks.

And if nothing else, he generates intense hatred in most sports fans, which keeps his name in the conversation.

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by Big Grizz on Nov 24, 2011 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I want a cage match to the death between him and Skip Bayless.

And then they shoot the winner anyway.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He hated Romo when everyone was praising him.

He would bring up Romo’s December/playoff numbers. Now that people crap on Romo for being a choker, he loves Romo and brings up his excellent November stats.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I already wish

I can troll people for a living

by Bus Crasher on Nov 24, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And screen people who would disagree with you

“Find me someone who sounds like a total idiot that disagrees with me. Avoid the people who sound intelligent.”

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The difference is

that Finebaum is actually a good troll and Cowherd is just a prick.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD ROMO WTF

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

Romo gonna...suck?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Romo is a very good QB who has moments of insane DERP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And then Miami runs for seven yards on first down

and proceeds to let Matt Moore throw two passes and then punt. God I hate the NFL.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH!

Did you post it yesterday? I’m sorry I missed it. I actually had a huge work day.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Define "yesterday"

If by yesterday you mean 3 in the AM in late thread, yes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Pac 12

OMG PITBULL ON MY TV

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No of this one.

Like landing on boomer sooner, then it signs again and lands on boomer sooner etc

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yes that would be awesome

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ill work on it tomorrow....

I’m tired as hell right now and fat and sleepy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Out there in the cold getting lonely getting old, can you hear me?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean just the rest of the words, or what song it's from?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Much better.

They all have internal rhymes, but they’re easy to mix up. One of their more underrated songs IMO. Shame it wasn’t in the film.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they cut it. Shame. It was a cool scene.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So I basically just admitted that my paper is entirely circumstantial.

Bad move? Or full disclosure?

Also, goddamnit Romo you sorry pile of ass

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

Why not? my 50 page opus I just turned in the rough draft of is completely built on theoretical assumptions.

I see nothing wrong with this…

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is more based on "my professor doesn't speak this language

and isn’t aware that it’s based on assumptions and stretching what little evidence there is in these 200 pages of crap he doesn’t have the chance to read."

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes. Mine is similar

in that my professor doesn’t speak military, and I’m applying military doctrinal concepts to historical events.

I don’t know if I’m happy or sad that the Army doesn’t give me time to do the full 200 page thesis…probably happy.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

FACTS

/OSU troll’d

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ford Romania factory in occupied Odessa

and whether or not they used forced labor in the factory. I’m arguing that they do, but it’s based on large assumptions (though not logically incorrect ones).

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

DERP

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, Kill Romo.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 4:46 PM EST reply actions  

This game is actually trying to be more terrible than the last.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ferk NCAA

Lexington was set to host a high school basketball tournament with a mix of Kentucky schools and teams from across the country in Rupp Arena starting on Friday. They got approval from the NCAA twice and Rupp’s lawyer got approval from the NCAA as well. 10pm last night, the NCAA told them they changed their minds and created a new rule prohibiting HS basketball tournaments at college venues. They were able to move it a local high school, but I don’t think kids wouldn’t give up their Thanksgivings and fly across the country to play at some local high school, do you?

The fuck is wrong with those fucks?

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by Old South on Nov 24, 2011 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Wow.

Florida A&M fired Julian White because a band member drunk himself to death.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Played a good pick up game of soccer in the morning, and now just all the vodka and steam room (this used to be a lot easier at a younger age).
Oh, almost forgot, Fuck Clemson!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Nov 24, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

Pet it!

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

a deer? a female deer?

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by saxattack29 on Nov 24, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's hanging out in the ray

which is a drop of golden sun.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Could be venison jerkies if I had a .270 and a license. And if I weren’t in the suburbs.

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by Old South on Nov 24, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving venison steaks...

MMmmmmm

/remembers grandma’s house fondly

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt Dallas could play badly enough to lose to Matt Moore.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Romo managed to out-derp Mark Sanchez this year.

They’re capable of amazing levels of fail if they put their minds to it.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 24, 2011 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Right on queue

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I am fat

but dinner here isn’t for a few hours yet.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyways.

Time to get smashed and fight dragons in skyrim.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just don't get smashed by the dragons.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not as bad as all of those commercials make it out to b-HNNNNGGGGGG

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Enrique Iglesias

Sure. That makes sense.

Better than Nickleback, I guess.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions  

If it ain't a decent marching band, it ain't a halftime show.

Do you hear that, Orange Bowl producers? You and your “Osmonds on Ice in Outer Space with Elephants in Tutus” can go fuck yourselves.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PITBULL

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think after Pittbull fans,

EDSBS readers would probably be the quickest to recognize him.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure all of that music was piped in and not played live.

Odds of the whole thing having been lip synced…fairly high.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, it'd be hard to screw up the lyrics

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

He does a whole rap thing.

Which I assume is why they didn’t lip sync him, but it’s funny because he’s the only one you get any dynamics associated with a guy holding a mic.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and poorly at that

my dad was just like ’

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

voiceless glottal stop?

nerd’d

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S PITTBULL

LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME. LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife has company and she asked "who's that guy?"

I simply said," you’re much better off not knowing."

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

PITBULL

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

Haha, they cut the sound to Pittbull's performance.

Apparently the Fox people view this performance as just too much.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

The cut was brief...

I hope he just cursed up a storm or something.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Stop with that dreadful song, Bono sucks.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ONE TWO THREE FORTY

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I know I'm a heretic, but I really despise U2's music and not just Bono's douchy personality.

Twangy guitars and bad lyrics just don’t appeal to me. If I wanted that I’d listen to country.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, straight up

U2 recorded three of the greatest albums ever recorded. They were all before Rattle and Hum.

Since then, to me they’ve been tolerably inoffensive for the most part, except for Pop, which should have resulted in a trial in The Hague.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I have better things to put in my ears.

Like q-tips. And pencil points.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Greatest Album's recorded?

Let’s take a step back here Jon. I don’t think any U2 album cracks the Top 100

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Given the number of albums that HAVE been recorded, Nick

Top one THOUSAND would warrant saying “one of the greatest ever”.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

(And The Unforgettable Fire is most certainly in my top 100.)

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You spelled Minutemen - Double Nickels on the Dime wrong.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

don't make me like you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

which part?

I hate thanksgiving food too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My ideal Thanksgiving spread

Would just be a fucking potluck of awesome shit. I don’t see the need to eat shit harvest farm food when you don’t live on a god damn farm. The casseroles blow, Turkey is a shitty meat. Duck, Chicken, a good cut of Beef, PREFERABLY a really juicy and fatty cut of pork would be awesome as the meat. And for all the casserole dishes, shit, just make a bunch of shit even if it’s not “American.” I’d kill for baked ziti on Thanksgiving.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

There would be seafood sir

Seafood is why Christmas Eve dinner in my family is my favorite holiday. Until my grandfather died, we bought like fucking 6-8 lobsters, crab cakes, shrimp, EVERY KIND OF SEAFOOD DELIGHT YOU COULD THINK OF!

We need the lobsters to make a comeback.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

See, that wouldn't fly

At least as a feature. It’d have the be introduced gradually. All are fucking better than the shitty fucking baccala, which I had to endure for like 5 years.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You like salt cod over all the other possible dishes?

Baccala fucking blows, it was prepared horribly, and even if it was prepared well I would take Lobster, Shrimp Gumbo, Crabs over it ALL GOD DAMN DAY

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

How about just dessert?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

So does Sunday.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Kohl's day?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

A day foward in time.

We may reach it, or we may not.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The day that sounds thatsracist.gif but isn't?

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It is

It’s worse than Ham, Chicken, Duck, Beef, Pork, god knows what else.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

crab, shrimp, some fish

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Not all fish.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

TITLE CLICKED YOU HORRIBLE PERSON

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/trollface.jpg.

U SICK, BRO? I AIN’T EVEN MAD.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Onaga, Opakapaka demand to be on the list.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Well, I guess I was too...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

just because you have to google them doesn't mean they aren't local fish where I live.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Live it to the Swedes to use fermentation for evil.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's TRADITION

We’ve dressed ours up like a little harrumphing fullback.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ONLY GRASSFED

NO ARTIFICIAL TURF IN OUR TURKEY

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

...

COOKED OVER THE AUTHENTIC PEAT FIRES GAS STOVES OF COUNTY COPENHAGEN.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

BASTED WITH KILLIAN'S IRISH RED

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

JUST LIKE GRANDMA O'MCPOTATOCAKES USED TO MAKE

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not in my family.

turkey is too much for us.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

there’s 3 people in my family sometimes 4.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...............

10 people all of immediate family was here today.
Xmas we will have 25+ at my grandmas house

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

so that's fine for y'all.

just not a big family. so no reason. I think we are doing steak for christmas. At least I hope so

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just the 4 of us here.

But it’s the kids first T-day in the US, so we’re making it a big deal.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

we would go to my dad's parents when i was itty bitty

they did it up big. still would rather have other food though

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. That's what sucks about never living near our relatives.

363 days of the year I’m perfectly happy about that. Christmas and Thanksgiving, it’d be nice.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving sucks when everyone else is doing something and you aren't.

otherwise, whatever
HUGS ALEX.
The only difference between today and week ago is that I didn’t wake up before dawn, go to work, or put on a polo shirt.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

it’s better than dog.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Most meat is.

And yes, I know from experience.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

My whole fam hates it

well except green bean casserole so we had that and gumbo.

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Shrimp gumbo?

Have some chunked mullet in there too?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Shrimp, oyster, and crab

It was killer! No mullet – no room for fish.

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, if there was a mullet in my stew

I’d call the fucking health department.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We make a mean catfish stew

mullet’s pretty good but I like it fried.

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Do want catfish

That’s something I always have to go out of my way to get, as Northern people are totally unacquainted with this fish.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 24, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Mullet's awfully stringy.

Really, wear a hair net, all I’m sayin’.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi - I'm Stu.

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sooooooooooo

Why don’t they have the Iron Bowl on Thanksgiving?

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

Usually it's on Friday.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

was listening to npr on my drive home today and they a caller from Kentucky, said "Happy 'We Killed All Your People and Took Your Land Day'"

and the host had an awkward silence then polite chuckled and said “I really wish that were funny, but it isn’t funny at all.”

the caller, on hearing that the cooking show she was calling into is broadcast from Minnesota, asked “isn’t that up there past Ohio?”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, if you're in the Carolinas

Minnesota is, indeed, “up there past Ohio.”

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Minnesota?

Isn’t that where Green Bay and the Badgers Play?

/WWL’d

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by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mongolia was celebrating We Killed All Your People and Took All Your Land Day before it was trendy.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So they've got that going for them

which is nice.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Mongol was a good movie.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, it was.

I watched that in Afghanistan too, which was fun.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

ISIS?

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, it's kinda big. Fuck tha police, though.

Also, there was a @@ in the URL that kind of looked like boobs, which I found appropriate.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FIREWORK PUPPY

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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 24, 2011 6:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ah, so you've found footage of Auburn's latest experimental project.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck the police.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It's official

Turkey is not the cause of the Thanksgiving food coma.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

Boondocks auto-rec status: ENGAGED

Now, if you could have thrown the scene from that episode with A Pimp Named Slickback…

by Turd Ferguson on Nov 24, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got a $10K grant from the uni!!!

Part of that $10K is for me to go to a conference in Bangkok next year – any suggestions for must eat/see/do from the commentariat?

Please remember that I am a woman and have no interest in sex tourism…

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

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You should defini--

oh, well, never mind then.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Light Dis-

Oh…

I suggest go watch the Anthony Bourdain No Reservations Bangkok or Thailand episode.

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh good idea!

Must go check Netflix….

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Kickboxing

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My BFF did that

when I called to tell her the news

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd go fishing.....

They have huge freshwater stingrays yo.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SWEET!

I need to see about that. I have a former grad student that did her thesis over there so I’m sure she can do email intros to some of the locals – plus her thesis was on street food so I am already hitting her up for suggestions. I’ll have to ask her about fishing.

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of native catfish there.

The stingrays i’m talking bout are 1,000 lbs +

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That would make

a lot of stew

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by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw. Cute little guy.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Try to beat Craig James' high score?

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

Is the Battle for Atlantis just played in a fucking dark airport hangar?

by Nick Petrilli on Nov 24, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Bad advice.

Odds are better than good it’s either jailbait or grandma.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerfherder

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

who you calling scruffy?

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by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

You're clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

c-c-c-combo-breaker!

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by Go Big Rev on Nov 24, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

KG!

Good to see you again. (Unrelated but good news. I really really appreciate the kind words you had about my uncle a while back. We found out after his course of radio that the tumor shrank by HALF, which shocked even the doctors. The prognosis is significantly better as a result)

by emc503 on Nov 24, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME NEWS, AND SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR!!!

Yeah, school been keeping me busy, kids been keeping IE busy. Glad to hear about your uncle—that’s great!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Coach Garrett, what do you think of the execution of the Dallas secondary?

I’M ALL FOR IT

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 24, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Can we call that a successful armpunt?

Moore threw that thing almost straight up

"You had me at meat tornado"

by Roaring Mouse on Nov 24, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Good early evening everyone. Want some leftovers?

Mom hasn’t quite figured out how to cook Thanksgiving dinner for a smaller crowd.

I brought enough turkey, sweet potatoes, cheesy potatoes, creamed peas, and jello salad back with me to last the weekend and probably more.

by Narrow Right on Nov 24, 2011 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

Easy there, apparently 90% of EDSBS hates Thanksgiving food.

/part of the 10%

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by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I am the 10%.

1% of Mango Stasi’s family wants all the cranberry sauce. ME.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he's doing a mass based calculation

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No, because then I'd be a lot more than 1%.

Related to some skinny motherfuckers.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit people, this is Thanksgiving. I'm not going to do the math properly.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/loves thanksgiving food, especially when i put all of it onto a sandwich that night and the next day.

thought i’ve always been torn if leftover gravy or leftover cranberry dressing is the better condiment.

toast
cranberry dressing/gravy
greenbean casserole
mashed potatoes
turkey
toast

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The NYT had an article that suggested leftover stuffing with eggs. I think I'm going to try that.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Creamed peas, creamed corn...WTF?

do you guys have dentures or something? Please stop pulverizing vegetables.

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Hey, now, proper creamed peas and creamed corn are not pulverized.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 24, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what you just said.

"HEY! The inspiring speech is my bit, and I'm not going to let some fancypants Nobel Laureate take it away from me."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I was in a boat with my dad on the Cam and was feeding peanuts to these ducks who were trailing us

one duck was more aggressive and taking all the peanuts even though I was trying to give them to both. The loser duck bit me instead of fighting off the other duck. Fucking Limeys.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Nov 24, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah. Right then.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a /BCS analogy in there somewhere.
one duck was more aggressive and taking all the peanuts even though I was trying to give them to both.

by Narrow Right on Nov 24, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ducks and geese are vicious.

Give the peanuts to crows and jays instead. They can remember your face, and if you give them peanuts, they’ll learn to like you. Birds are smart.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you have cucumber sandwiches? Go beagling?

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by jonfmorse on Nov 25, 2011 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Evening, folks.

Hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving with their loved ones and I’m just jovial as my 2 favorite NFL teams are playing each other in a tight ball game tonight.

However, I don’t want stay in after the game’s over and need somewhere to go/something to do tonight around Ft. Lauderdale.

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by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Nov 24, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Dolphin Tackles must not like their QB much

Defensive ends have been blowing them up all game.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

Rob Ryan is really creepy looking. He makes Rex Ryan look normal and non-threatening.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 24, 2011 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

no

they just got Derek Dooley coaching special teams

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by 8gooner8 on Nov 24, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD FRAKING DARNIT

I FORGOT TO PACK SWEATPANTS

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 24, 2011 6:59 PM EST reply actions  

Someone clearly sucks at this game.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I have died so many times its funny.

Playing on adept.
Snow saber cats are pissy as hell

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

8,213 words, 53 footnotes and a shitton of confirmation bias and I am done.

Let’s have a real good motherfucking time.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 24, 2011 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

Good job

I am just starting a 75K word manuscript

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Nov 24, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

feels good, doesn't it?

I slept the entire day Tuesday after turning in mine on Monday.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that was a bad decision going for the first down

Instead of trying to run more time off the clock, but that pass was truly terrible.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Well, im done for today.

Will photoshop some stuff tomorrow mornin.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 24, 2011 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

Time for turkey, y'all

See you in a bit for Aggie-Bevo.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Nov 24, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Time for dinner for me too.

I will see y’all later.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 24, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone is shooting off the traditional Thanksgiving fireworks in my neighborhood.

Either that or there’s another driveby going on. I love south Florida.

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by Tigerbiglikebull on Nov 24, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

We've had a tOSU troll on the Gator blog

saying that we should be thankful Urban deigned to give us 6 years, but now it’s time for him to coach an elite program.

I got a laugh out of it.

by Charles UF on Nov 24, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

Merry Thanksgiving! ! !

Hook ’em Horns.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

you have lots of people rooting for Texas tonight.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 24, 2011 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit Rinaldi.

If I wanted to cry I’d watch Old Yeller.

by bevonyc on Nov 24, 2011 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

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