THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/23/2011
by Spencer Hall on Nov 23, 2011 9:50 AM EST
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PrintJUST LIKE BO SAID IT. Nine and two? Let's ask Ol' Pizzafarts how he does it. The response is inspiring, and full of the wisdom of someone who came up through the school of hard knocks. Listen. Learn.
On a similar inspirational note, The MZone has two of our foremost cultural commentators weigh in on the Michigan/Ohio State rivalry. It's a stimulating conversation, and one you will not soon forget.
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THE HAWAIIAN MAFIA. If a points-shaving scandal were going to happen anywhere in college football, it really would be at Hawaii, where a local gambling scene and powerful organized crime presence blooms far from the notice of the mainland. RJ Bell of Pregame.com notes that Hawaii bettors have lost six games in a row, and that the Warriors are the only team in college football to lose by more than a TD as a 17 point favorite, so there's some genuine fish-stink to the whiffs of point-shaving coming from an anonymous tip received by Hawaii police. OH THIS WOULD BE THE BEST MAGNUM EPISODE EVER.
NECESSARY MOTHERSHIP THINGS. First of all Stephen Godfrey got the all-access treatment from Vanderbilt leading up to the Tennessee game, and then wrote a fascinating recap of the lead-up to the Commodores eventual 27-21 loss to the Volunteers. Bill's got a double feature going: The Numerical is here, and a circumspect treatment of the Razorbacks' chances against LSU is here.
PAUL JOHNSON MEANT TO SAY THAT YOU WERE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED, JUST NOT IN THAT EXPLICIT A MANNER. Paul Johnson apologized for saying that someone who would call into a radio show and bark into the telephone was "retarded," and for that is he is very sorry. Doug didn't mean to do that, Paul, but it just breaks out of him like that sometimes when he's not condemning Tech's discriminatory admissions policies. #MarsNeedsWomen
THE ROOF IS NOT ON FIRE AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM. BREAKING NEWS: Auburn football players recognize same thing message board denizens have noticed since he was defensive coordinator at Georgia Tech, which is that Ted Roof is not good at his job.
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Fuck Magnum
MCGARRETT WANTS THIS ROCK LOCKED DOWN
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 9:54 AM EST reply actions
Dan-O, Jin, John Locke, and that Cylon
co-sign, blame Wo Fat.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Opportunity to post gratuitous Grace Park pictures????
OPPORTUNITY SEIZED!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I'll be in my bunk.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Is she older than 16?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
She was about 28 or 29 when that picture was taken....
Oriental women age differently. Seriously, Grace Park was born in 1974.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
"Oriental"...?
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
perfectly acceptable term when referring to works of art
by Ardbeg on Nov 23, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Well, sure.
I wasn’t going to mention anything but… it’s just that this one has kinda been settled for a minute now.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Not necessarily offensive when used as an adjective
American Heritage Book of English Usage: While it may be objectionable in contemporary contexts when used as a noun, when its exotic connotations are integral to the topic, it remains a useful term.
Asia’s a big place. He could have said “Far East” but I vote to allow.
by SkyCaptain of Yesteryear on Nov 23, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Asian-American, please.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 23, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hive'd
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
Or "Celestial"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
get the fuck outta here!
"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Nov 23, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just the fucking high points of the fucking high points, Wu.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This isn't a guy who built the railroads here.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not trying to crucify the man.
He’s a regular and valued contributor on these Interweb boards. All’s I’m sayin’ is all’s I’m sayin’.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Oriental v. Asian is just absurd.
In England the use of Oriental to refer to an Asian is perfectly acceptable. Probably because the use of the word Asian in England is reserved for Indians and Pakistanis (sometimes prefaced with the word “South”). Seriously, what’s so bad about Oriental? The words denotes something or someone with origins from the Orient. Is “Orient” a dirty word? We call people from Russia “Russians,” but we also call certain ballets or tea sets from Russian “Russian” as well. I’m an American. I don’t get upset that people use the adjective “American” when referring to a type of cheese or football.
Ever eat Mexican food? Ever meet a Mexican? Same word, one is adjectival, the other a proper noun. Can’t Orient be used as a synonym for Asia or at least a large part of Asia?
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Oriental just means Eastern. I just think it's imprecise
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Any less precise than "Asian?"
Asia is HUGE. Traditionally the Orient is just a part of Asia.
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Even Asian breaks down. But I group up there so usually I can place somebody within a country or two
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I completely agree that the use of the adjectival for a person's country of origin is preferred.
But if you can’t nail that down, I don’t have a problem with a broader adjective. E.g., if I know some one is from South American, I might call him Latin or Latin American. If I then learn he’s from Argentina, I’ll call him Argentinian (or a wanker if he likes Maradonna).
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
by Slum C on Nov 23, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
for me (and this is just for me)
East Asian= Asian ( except Koreans because Koreans are Koreans are Koreans)
Middle Eastern= Middle Eastern
South East Asian= I hope I can tell what country. I’m good at that
South Asian= same deal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and someone named "Grace Park" is obviously going to be of Korean ancestry.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
wish I could find it, law school classmate made a widget on his website
One side said “Thai last name generator” and it would spit out the craziest five-syllable names. The other side said “Korean surname generator” and it just went Kim Kim Park Lee Kim Kim Lee Park…
I read a long time ago for a class that there are only about 30 surnames in Korea
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Remo Williams REC
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
And as best I remember Grace park is Korean-American
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Rec for Maradona hatred
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Calling a turk "asian" might get you hurt, even if true
wait…is turk okay?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That would be a minor faux pas.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
That's nobody's business but the Turks'
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Iii-stan-buuuul!
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
by blanx73 on Nov 23, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Bullshit
It’s still Constantinople.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
fuck that shit
Byzantium
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
thats nobody's business but the Turrrrrrrrks
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Title
Tiny Toons and They Might Be Giants? DON’T MIND IF I DO!
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 23, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
5th grade me rec's the hell outta this!
(31 year old me does too)
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
They are playing a show in Austin in the near future
Excited? Why yes, I am quite excited. I just hope its not full of teenage hipsters trying to be cool – I want it to be filled with thirtysomethings trying to remember when they might have been cool.
Are they playing the new Austin City Limits theater?
That place is FREAKING NICE
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I had a Lebanese office mate who was scolding a Korean officemate about tardiness
She started with, “I know we’re both Asian.” I fell out of my chair laughing at that point.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 23, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
There is an objectification / dehumanization aspect to it
Colonialism, opium wars, and all that. But IMHO, if you use it as an adjective and not a noun, you’re OK.
Middle East is similarly imprecise
but I usually figure out people aren’t referring to Maryland. You can get more specific and say Arab, but then you find out you’re talking to/about an Iraqi and you’ve found a whole other way to be inadvertently offensive.
by Ardbeg on Nov 23, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Imprecision has always worried me. I can't tell a Frenchman from a German.
While I can place an Asian in a region and usually within a country or two, the fear of what would happen if I slipped up and called a Japanese individual Korean has always kept me from getting too specific.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Punch the guy...
If he punches back, he’s German.
If he surrenders, he’s French.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Nov 23, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That region is a minefield (literally and figuratively)
Arab might be an inaccurate generalization as well. Semitic is actually a better term, but has been turned into an adjective used only for Jews. Crazy. Levantine might be better depending on what region you’re in. Lots of people Arab as a synonym for Muslim, but that’s totally wrong. And Egyptians don’t like being called Arab either. Better to go with counrty of origin if known or use “the gentleman.”
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
To go along with that
Turks are not Arabs.
Kurds are not Turks.
Egyptians used to be called Copts, but now only Christian Egyptians go by that.
Persians are different than Arabs and Turks.
Or just do like we do in ’Merica and call them all Terrorists.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Nov 23, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Bam! Circassian out of effing nowhere.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, what the fuck?
Assyrians still exist?!?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
And they are a ludicrously attractive people, if my ex-girlfriend and her family were anything to go by.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
's called Capadocia
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Good one
Syria is full of Arabs, the Levantines, Semites, and Circassians. You could go on and on debating which term to use based on historical frame of reference. No wonder that region is, ummm, noncohesive.
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Iraqis are Arab
There are also Kurds. I’d think the problem would be calling an Iraqi Kurd an Arab, not just any old Iraqi.
There are also a few Assyrians and Turkmen, but they’re up north.
/wikipedia’d
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Not for nothin', but what's more absurd?
Someone requesting that they be referred to a certain way, or someone acting like that request is somehow a burden?
So we don’t use “Oriental” to refer to people. Who gives a shit. You’ve wasted more effort railing against P.C. culture than it would take to simply take note and move on.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
Shut up you dirty Cascadian.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, we should all do as others say even if there is no good reason for it.
And “Asians” here need to get with their “Oriental” counterparts in England to figure out which term to use. No one can seriously say that one term is correct or preferred or the other hurtful when either term is used without complaint in two English speaking countries.
Also, I’m sure I’m the first person here to vent about stupid rules that hinder the use of perfectly legitimate English words.
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
I for one, prefer to be called Occidental.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You also forgot Leprechaun-chasing, four-leaf-clover-picking
/it’scooli’mpartirish
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
"leek-eating sheep shagger"
no wait, that is the welsh. never mind.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
why don't you just say Aggie Fan?
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A leek is whut you take out behind the barn
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why walk all that way?
Offa the back porch!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Cuz the sheeps are in the barn?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
#teamhappilypeesoffofmydeckratherthanwalkallthewaytothebathroomandwasteabout3gallonsofwater
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
My hockey player neighbor was
#teampissinsink
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I've joined that team occasionally, as well.
It is environmentally responsible.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I've done that in bar bathrooms....
But never in my house.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Mane, leek-eatin' is just plain pre-verted. Furk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It is a mirror
Wait. Wrong spelling. Nevermind.
Dictated, but not read.
http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/
/squinty eyes
Mumble mumble twll din mumble mumble…
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Just goes to show.
You can tell an Irish. But you can’t tell him much.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
I shoulda known that shit weather yesterday was cuz'a you.
But on the serious, welcome home.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
HEY - YOU.
Tailgating before the Civil War? We’re in town and would love a RL EDSBS meetup. Well, I would, at least. Mrs. Rev. will just have to deal.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It does stop raining before the game, yes?
Because the PA announcer Saturday night said IT NEVER RAINS IN AUTZEN STADIUM.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It doesnt
Though humidity levels have been known to reach 100% at times. An unusual natural phenomenon, to be sure.
For those of you in Oregon for the Civil War
Come on over to Addicted To Quack – there will almost certainly be a bunch of ATQers tailgating and potentially interested in a meetup, should you want to…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 23, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
/emc503 absorbs mist, humidity
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well, my name is Dennis
You didn’t ask, now, did you?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This would be fun
though I wonder if people would think I was made of petroleum.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
I prefer to be called Sir
Preferably not followed by “you’re making a scene.”
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
/i'msorryithoughtthiswasamerica.jpg
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
/removes pants, lights them on fire
//looks around for police, ignored by officers
///realizes he’s back in Portland, not Chicago
////is not nightsticked or charged $2342 nightsticking fee
You're more like to catch a forcible helping than a beating.
“Oh, you poor unfortunate man. Let’s get you our of those clothes immediately. And we’ll do whatever we can about the smell.”
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
No, you're right. Pedants are everywhere.
Whatever, let’s just call it a day on this one and get back to football. This is rapidly devolving into an INNERNET ARGUMENT, which are stupid by their very definition. Good luck to your Vawls.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Wait, you're playing Kentucky.
Never mind. You won’t need luck.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
The Vols are beyond hope.
And we prefer Volunteer-American. Or Justin Timberlakians.
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Neither is more absurd without context
1. People shouldn’t call a person something they know the person might find offensive.
2. People shouldn’t get offended for being called something when it’s clear the person meant no offense.
3. People shouldn’t run so fast on the euphemism treadmill that lots of folks inevitable get left behind and end up being unjustly labeled as insensitive or even antiquated, much less bigots.
by Ardbeg on Nov 23, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So you WOULD mind if I called you "Fuckface?"
Hm, perhaps I need to rethink my approach to customer service.
Yeah...her name used to be Shithouse...
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Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm, that sounds oddly familiar....
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
/writes 'Our Father'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT'S MORE ABSURD?
Five hundred odd males ogling a mostly naked picture of Grace Park and then proceeding to have a long argument about WHICH ETHNIC/RACIAL ADJECTIVE WOULD BE MORE OFFENSIVE
OR
Oh, who am I kidding…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 23, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
SON I AM DISAPPOINT
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for Said
The man knew how to troll—he was caught on tape throwing rocks at Israeli troops once.
In his 60s, when he was a professor at Columbia!
So in other words,
Old Eddie here was on the wrong side of history for 50 years.
You’re right, that is quite an achievement.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
/trapdoorspider.gif
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
So many possible spidery responses.
Let’s just say I disagree, and we’ll leave it at that.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nein
Let’s keep discussions of being on the wrong side of history and the throwing of things restricted to football.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I stand corrected....
I’m just an old fart who grew up calling black people “Negro” and Asian people “Oriental” because my mother taught me that way. She said the alternatives were racist.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
No worries, mate.
Seems like the rules I learned yesterday will be outdated tomorrow.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I like you.
Go Ducks!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
That's a negative, my friend.
Soul-crushing attorney gig = Need to stick around for work on the weekend.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
well,
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
How many Oriental wives have you got? WHAT? BLIAN!
Brian buddy where you been? The term is Asian-American!
I know you are no intending to beeeee-eee-ee-ee…but calling me Orienter…offensive to me!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And that's an Avenue Q auto-rec
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Glad someone appreciates it.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, probably should just say "Asian"
When you are eating food off of her boobs, then you can call the food Oriental.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
by meatybob on Nov 23, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed
Married to a lovely Chinese lady. As near as I can tell in her family there are two settings for women of her lineage:
1. Looks to be late teens or early 20s
2. Looks like something out of an undead crypt.
So I’m getting in as much enjoyment of Setting 1 as I can. I assume when my wife turns 50 some fairy appears and flicks the switch. I’m going to have a moment al la the Godfather when the guy finds the horse’s head in his bed.
One of my favorite lines from Godfather movies
“You listen to me, my Mick-Kraut friend!”
/Speaking of slurs
//Is German-Irish Euro-mutt
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
This is consistent with Mexico
From what I remember.
Dictated, but not read.
http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/
'Neer, tell 'em they can stick it.
My Korean mother does not give one fuck what people use. Neither do her friends. Since her and her buddies are in their 60’s, I think by Oriental or Asian culture they are the ones that make the call on it.
by Vodka and Red BullDawgs on Nov 23, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of a Tony Hillerman anecdote
He attended some kind of Native American panel of various tribes, and some white person inquired what term they preferred for their ethnicity. While all preferred to be addressed by their tribe, they realized this wasn’t real practical, and none was particularly offended by the term “Indian”, to which the Navajo quipped “At least Columbus didn’t think he had discovered the Virgin Islands.”
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Horribly underutilized.
I’M LOOKING AT YOU, HOLLYWOOD.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Not even close to half as hot as the chicks you see walking down the street on a daily basis.
FACT.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 23, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Magnum really went downhill when Higgins started moonlighting as the president of Texas A&M.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Zeus! Sherrill!
ATTACK!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hawaii also leads the nation in bench-clearing brawls
There’s a Pacific Oz-as-penal-colony aspect to the place that tends to attract second-chance football players from the mainland.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
An old roommate of mine was in the Navy and stationed in Hawaii.
He said the Pacific Islander thuggery was off the charts. How did he know this? He played rugby with a heavily Pacific Islander team. Guys wouldn’t show up for games unexpectedly. A couple of weeks later they would return. “Where were you, brah?” “Inside.” (That’s a euphemism for jail.)
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Generally speaking
Islanders are batshit crazy, and tend to hit above their weight class, and hard.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“This ain’t the breakfast buffet!”
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Zero Football Today - FML
I’ll be at the Facelift Bar if you need me.
quiet day at the office = noon scotches, bitches
Working from home
Will try to have the laptop shut down no later than 3:30 PM. #teamnopants
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/hits slide tackle button
//loses Messi in first 10 minutes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 23, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the heads-up.
And thank you, First Row.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Sorry about no delenda est last night....
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
Mane. Redhawk hate Kitten purp. Furk.
At least somewhere up n the heavens, the Old Bobcat is warbling “Stand Up and Cheer” about a half-octave off tune.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
3:30?
Workaholics. I’m gone at NOON, BITCHES.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 23, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
I would love to pull this off, but sadly I think my boss is actually here today.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
My company allows people to leave at 3
Though there will probably be an hour and a half lunch at a local Bangladeshi place before that as well
who's boss told him to "get out of there at a decent hour today"
this guy! Win!
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Company I use to work at, this is what happened
Around 2ish, one of the partners would roam around and shoo all the worker bees out the door. Day before ANY holiday.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
We close down at 3:30 PM before most major holidays
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
we don't close and I run the store so getting the "GTFO and enjoy your holiday" is a big deal here.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
What kind of store?
Asking out of curiosity, not snark.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
We didnt close
partners often worked later and sometimes someone would get stuck having to get something out the door before end of day. I think I worked as late as 4 or 4:30 a few times, but those were generally because I was going straight to whatever from work.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
We set an official close so our staff doesn't feel guilty about leaving
Some of us old farts with client issues will end up working later, but typically the clients don’t want to talk to us after mid-afternoon on the day before a holiday either.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Sears lawyers
tended to call me at 4 PM on fridays needing something before end of the day. Damn central time zone.
Some think I should blame Sears, I blame lawyers. Fuck all yall. Get your shit together.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Wait, the lawyers called someone else needing something done unreasonably early.
In Soviet Louisville, Lawyer harangues Client!
Sposed to be SEC
Chicago
They were calling from Hoffman Estates.
Basically, they need numbers to verify that ads that were going to start running over the weekend were true – or at least not so false as to get them sued. I would think they would want them verified BEFORE they were created, but that is just me.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/boss actually thinks "decent hour" is 7 PM
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
I'm actually here until 5:00 today...
Actually here on EDSBS.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure our VP of Sales is napping under his desk Costanza-style
So I’m assuming our meeting is cancelled, and this is my new agenda.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
NOON?
I DIDN’T EVEN GO.
AND HAVEN’T TOLD ANYONE I’M NOT COMING IN.
/fire me bitches
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 23, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
I seriously considered this.
Noon will be pushing it as it is.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Trolling the witness, eh?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's not the right question.
The question is, WILL I BLAME THE SECRETARY?
/why all my staff quit?
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
Doesn't that make them unhygenic for eating?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
even better:
our customer service manager scheduled and promised delivery on Thanksgiving. In Tennessee. She is scrambling trying to find a freight comapny that’ll get it there today. ($$$$$$$$)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
/sacrifices small animals to cotg in the hopes that opposing counsel will cancel at noon
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
How important is the deponent?
Are we going 8 hours here or is this the ol’, “name? address? fuck it I’ll just serve y’all some admissions later” routine?
Sposed to be SEC
My client.
Plaintiff, daughter of injured party.
We could be here a while.
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
Ugggghhhhhh
Of vital importance: origin of opposing cousel. Atlanta lawyers = 7 hours. Small town lawyers = 3 hours.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
DEEETROIT
BASEKETBALL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
“What middle school did you go to?
Uh, JP Mann?
Were you on the chess team?
What? Why is that rel
WERE YOU ON THE CHESS TEAM OR NOT? I MUST KNOW
Sposed to be SEC
As an old litigator once told me . . .
. . . you know you’re facing an over-prepped witness when your first question is “can you please state your name for the record?” and the answer is “yes.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
with a y.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/notes trolling maneuver
/hopes never to be in a position to use it
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Cool starry bra
I worked for an [UNDEFINED] government agency after my first year of law school. Two of the litigators there were faced with a hostile and obviously overprepped witness, so during the break, they went down to a corner shop and bought a pound of gummy bears. When the deposition resumed, one of these two quite petite women started biting the head off the gummies and lining up the bodies on the deposition table while the other one asked questions. The witness got rattled and started talking, and opposing counsel tried to object but had no idea how to frame the objection.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 27 recs
That. is. awesome.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Proud to green this.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
So, this seems pretty comical
however, as a non lawyer type, I don’t really understand why this is beneficial? Why does that get a witness talking, just the creepiness of the line of decapitated gummy bears on the bench in front of them?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
It's just totally unexpected.
And when people see something unexpected it rattles them. If you’ve got a witness that is so locked into being a gaping asshole, throwing them off their game opens em up to attack.
nice
and doing so in a way that the opposing counsel has to go “Objection, he.. with… the uh, also…. nevermind” sounds pretty beneficial too
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Please note;
it’s a deposition. There are no judges.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No no. That's a good thing for the gummi head plan.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
But you can't swear in the gummies
Once they’re headless, they’re incapable of taking the oath.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
it's just the change of pace
Take a girl on a blind date to Applebees. Ask her the standard 20 questions and you’ll get the standard 20 answers. She’s prepared for the date.
Change your mind just before ordering and ask her the same questions while walking around a flea market. I’m not saying the date will go well, but it will definitely change the answers.
But you can catch all the games there!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
not kidding, I would have to drive twenty minutes to get to an Applebees
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'd have to drive about 3.
But I’d have to wait 20 minutes for them to bring me a water and take drink orders, so it evens out.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
the local food scene has absolutely destroyed those chains.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Uhh, why would you know that?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
1 or 2 HORRIBLE first dates.
Obviously neither got a 2nd.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you know it's bad when the request is "meet me at the applebees at 5:30"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wow. Yeah, that's not good.
I mean, it’s nice that they screened themselves out as uninteresting morons right away for you, but the thought process that goes into, “First date, I want to impress. Time for Applebees!” is just full of fail.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I always let the guy pick the restaurant.
You can tell so much from that simple choice.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Which would give you a more favorable impression?
1) a very fancy, pricey place with good food and wine
2) a nice neighborhood non-chain place with atmosphere and good, basic food and wine
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Numero Dos for the first date.
Suggests you actually eat at decent places on a regular basis, enough to know the good spots, whereas picking the fanciest place just suggests you think all women are gold-diggers and you know how to use a credit card.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hah! Numero Dos is what I where I would take a gal
if I were single and back in the dating scene.
Good to know one still has the instincts.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well done, sir.
Anyone can pick the most expensive restaurant in town. I want to know that you’re not the kind of person who eats at fucking Chili’s on a regular basis and thinks that’s a nice meal.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
My go to for this is normally
One of the various cool little gastropubs around the city. Good beer, good food, cool setting, can’t lose.
Sounds perfect for a first date.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I was so fortunate....
to have the eclectic mix of mom&pop style restuarnts we have here in Charleston to chose from when I was dating.
Mrs MtnEer and I hit a different one for our first three dates. Then I cooked for her, and she was mine.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
How WAS the roofie cassarole?
With tuna, or mac’n’cheese?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
One thing I would be scared of if I moved to Charleston
Would be choosing the wrong place. If she was a local I’d worry more. I like to know my turf.
Sposed to be SEC
If she's more local than you
tell her you don’t know the good places yet, could she make a suggestion?
No one would expect a newbie to town to know the cool places.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I don’t expect a guy to magically know all the cool places if he’s not on his turf.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I had lived here...
10 years by the time we started dating, so I was good to go on the nice date spots. But like Allicolls said, ask her or a good friend (or preferably a good friend’s wife/girlfriend) for suggestions.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
point of order
I take people out to the places such as in number 2, I do however, actually enjoy TGI Fridays, though I wouldn’t take peopel there for a date ever.
What does that make me?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
First date, there's no way I'm dropping four star restaurant money on her.
Let’s see if we like each other first before I have to drop a month’s rent at a divey apartment on a dinner.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
The presumption was that money is no object
Should have stated that up front.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
#2 for the first couple dates at least
Reevaluate after that. I’ve cut off a few start-ups after that.
Dating is like venture capitalism: invest enough to be fair and hope for the gold strike, but remember that investment needs to be limited and your exit strategy is important.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 23, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and that 80% of your investments are going to tank
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why would you even show up?
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Magnificent.
Will totally steal this.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Purdue is a government agency?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Clever arrangement of furniture in a conference room
Effective means to stop lawyer from signaling answers to his client is effective.
Sposed to be SEC
OK, who are the members of the State Bar of EDSBS?
Are they too numerous to list?
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
We have a Google Group actually.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
We need to fashion a bar exam for admission
Can’t let the standards dip in our bar.
Sposed to be SEC
That sounds diabolical and awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
something like the coors light ad I imagine
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I volunteer to serve as proctor
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Just started in August
So far haven’t elected to become a high school teacher or kill myself, so let me know what I need to do to gain admission.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
arrange the following teams in the order they last won an AP or Coaches national title
Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Miami, Wisconsin, Washington, Minnesota
attempt:
Miami
Oklahoma
Notre Dame
Washington
Minnesota
Wisconsin
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
From most recent to least recent
Oklahoma, Miami, Notre Dame, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Which Miami?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
the one that plays football
/TROLOLOL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
So, the one in Ohio. Gotcha.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Answer
Miami (2001)
OU(2000)
Washington (1990)
Notre Dame (1988)
Minnesota (1960 ish)
Wisconsin (Never)
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's right.
I forgot which order the dual split titles of 1990 and 1991 went.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
"Well, what I WOULD have done was..."
NO.
ANSWER THE SIMPLY Q.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Another favorite
“Um, I THINK that was when…”
NO. GOD DAMN YOU.
THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE YOUR IDIOTIC SPECULATION BECOMES FACT.
AND KILLS OUR CASE.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
OBJECTIOWARRGRABLEN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Watched my boss lose it when our client did this 100 times
“If you don’t know the answer, God damn it, say so and don’t try and get it wrong!”
On the record.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
I pulled one client into another room during a dep
And, off the record, had a conversation with him that started “Look, motherfucker…” and went south from there.
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
by blanx73 on Nov 23, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We had to give opposing counsel a stern talking to off the record last summer
It’s a discovery deposition you cunt, I can ask about ALL THE HEARSAY if I fucking want to. You can object if you want to just to be an unprofessional bitch to throw us off our game, but that shit only works on dumb young lawyers and the deposer has been practicing for over 40 years now. Kindly shut the fuck up.
Sposed to be SEC
That's my impression of almost every Atlanta lawyer
“I think I’ll object all day just to be a dick, or throw you off your game, professional courtesies be damned. I’m billing this at $400 an hour, you can call me a cunt all you want.”
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
*Atlanta lawyers I've actually interacted with in depositions
Obviously none of the fine officers of the court found in these parts
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
our partner who did the depo's had a reputation as the grandfather of trial law in Los Angeles
you did not want to cross him. One case wasn’t worth it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
With the right judge, that shit can be a good way to bias a judge in your favor
If you can draw the right judge’s attention to the record and they see it peppered with frivolous objections, they may favor your side
Sposed to be SEC
so would you say you're speculating?
DON’T!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Is" or "Is not", there is no "Might"
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Criminally underrec'd
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 23, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
"Is you is,
or is you ain’t" is perfectly acceptable, no?
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Fighting a traffic case, I caused a judge to slow talk the cop
ANSWER…THE…QUES…TION…AS…ITS…ASKED.
/I still lost
//Judge died a few months later
///I claimed victory
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Look at it this way
He’ll never rule against you again…
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
by blanx73 on Nov 23, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
grandpa is a judge, former trial lawyer
his first rule was: don’t antagonize the judge, under ANY circumstances.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Didnt work for me.
His actual decision was: While you obviously didnt run the stop sign listed on the ticket, Im pretty sure you ran one somewhere else.
The fact that that statement was true doesnt make me feel any less screwed.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You were screwed
He’s a traffic court judge. His life likely did not turn out as anticipated.
Sposed to be SEC
Which is worse?
That his life didn’t turn out as anticipated, or that it did?
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
He was also facing possible disbarrment
might have led to the heart attack.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
traffic court judge is a rotation in NC. always fun when you get superior court justices
“now son…. how dumb are you?”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
County I worked in the County Judge did all the traffic court stuff.
Always funny when a city attorney driving through would call the judge to try to make his speeding ticket go away.
/ALLTHEPOPCORN
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Please tell me
someone saw THIS (skip to the 4 min mark for the relevant part)
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
LOL NO WEDNESDAY GET FREE FOR U
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
All I know about the Hawaiian Mafia I learned in bad Sam Jackson movies.
CHECK THE TEAM PLANE FOR SNAKES RIGHT NOW.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
If I said "video of a brawl at a Wal-Mart nail salon," is that something you'd be interested in?
Because here’s video of a brawl at a Wal-Mart nail salon.
You know, Hollywood really underuses the 4:3
vertical aspect ratio.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Prefers the 4:4:6 Defense
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 27 recs
Does math...
recs post.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I knew it
Dooley’s hair is some top-grade weave though. Flawless.
by hwoodworth86 on Nov 23, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
So... did they just film a smartphone?
Why not send the file? Wonder if LG will use this in an ad.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 23, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
"weaves was flying"
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Love the senior citizen greeter in there breaking things up.
Some old people are a banana peel from a hip replacement. Others are Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino and will kick you punk ass back to your momma’s house.
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Just a reminder, Pitt really is evil...
But it’s not like you really need the reminder, huh?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:00 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
How many of those photos does evilpitt.com have?!
Not complaining. Just wondering because they’ll be useful for Notre Dame’s Pitt Hate Week next year.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
I b'lee they have around 50 or so...
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
BurnsExcellent.jpg
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
WHAT? There's a website for "evil Pitt" graphics?
Man, that’s just cheating. Way more fun to make your own.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
I'd say this overestimates Pitt's capacity for evil by a fairly large margin.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Pitt is evil like Voldemort
No, not the all-powerful wizard. The pitiful, pus-filled, mewling…thing…in Harry’s mind after the real Voldemort kills him. Evil, sure, and REALLY disgusting.
But, ultimately, harmless.
I'm thinking the proper analogy is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
Bumbling, not especially malicious, but too lazy to stop being morally corrupt, and dim with a capital D.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Voldemort 13 - Harry 9
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now, THAT's evil
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Nah...In the end...
…Voldemort is still an ugly git with a hole in his face.
\ Bragging about a game when my team when 4-8.
Another funny thing about Paul Johnson's dumb response to the dumb caller...
the CEO of Wal-Mart is a GT grad.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:01 AM EST reply actions
Cue Tech fan's response of "HURR TECH FANS RUN WALMART U[SIC]GA FANS SHOP THERE DURR"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 23, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
Hell yeah we run that shit
But in the words of Stephen Colbert (I think), “calling someone retarded is totally gay.”
by hwoodworth86 on Nov 23, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Actually the cliche response would be more to underline the classic (stupid) line
of GT grads being the bosses and UGA grads being the underlings
Because you asked for it
What do you call a Georgia Tech grad who reigns over thousands of uga grads?
The CEO of Walmart
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
I didn't know that
This just makes it all the more important that the ongoing “Keep Wal-Mart out of Downtown Athens” campaign succeed.
by Doug Gillett on Nov 23, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
There are only two wal-marts there.
/easy joke had to be made.
/UGA Grad…
/joke grenade jumped on.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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by jokastrength on Nov 23, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Of course not
To quote Fearless Leader, “UGA VI died as most Georgia fans will: Pantsless, lacking a high school degree, and suffering from a heart attack.” .
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But where will you display your next national championship trophy?
Just kidding not an actual concern, carry on.
By the way
I was disappointed that at least a couple people failed to get the obvious satire in your SBN Atlanta post mentioned in the CI. I had no interest in correcting them though because I abhor the facebook requirement thing
twitter was up in arms about it
that’s for sure
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Probably The Hive/StingTalk contingent
That and that one GT fan who has basically been banned from campus for being a little too crazy/stupid in her infatuation with GT sports
We're turning people away now?
I’m not sure we’re in a position to do that. We need all the fans we can get.
But yes, GT message boards are a wasteland.
by hwoodworth86 on Nov 23, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
In this case, the woman is a walking NCAA violation
she was mentioned specifically in the NCAA report (and Stingtalk had actually done a good bit of digging to expose the stupid shit she was doing and alert the AA about it)
Interesting
I think I know who you’re talking about, but missed anything in the NCAA report or stingtalk about it. Not that I’ve been on stingtalk in years.
by hwoodworth86 on Nov 23, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
stingtalk had a big witch hunt in it
and from what I heard, the NCAA referenced the aquarium trip
I love Walmart
in the same way like I love the technological marvel that is Death Star. Logistically and mathematically brilliant. But shopping there can be overwhelming.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
by meatybob on Nov 23, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least Wal-Mart puts up signs
Telling you what section you’re in
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
and doesn't build catwalks over hundreds of feet of empty space
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/beep beep beep
//hoverround with basket on front nudges you from behind
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
At least JerryWorld has stripper poles!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Is the CI time travelling?
Or did I somehow lose my entire Wednesday? It wouldn’t be the first time.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 10:02 AM EST reply actions
The DMV is to blame for yesterday
scratch that, the DMV is to blame for everything.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
I've actually never really had a problem with DDS in person
on the phone is another issue entirely though
Well, let's see . . .
Are you hungover/still drunj?
Do you still have all your organs?
Are you due at Grandma’s for dinner in a couple of hours?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
THIS GUY GETS IT
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Shit, what am I doing at work?
I’ve got to get a turkey in the oven. Are the Lions losing yet?
DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE MACY'S PARADE!
Seriously, don’t forget to watch the Macy’s parade. The Miami University band is leading Santa into Herald Square this year.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Luckily it's just me and my brother
And it turns out I’m off tomorrow, but not this weekend! No Holiday pay or football sleep for me (as if I’d miss football). /stab stab stab
Since we don’t have to go do family crap I wanted to go eat at the tackiest, most Las Vegas buffet we could find (like with strippers or something), but my idiot brother wants to cook Thanksgiving dinner. I hate doing traditional stuff on holidays.
So we compromised. I agreed to skip the buffet and let him cook, but we’re also going to get shitfaced and go bowling. Win-win.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, your brother chose cooking over strippers?
Does not compute. Bowling on Thanksgiving sounds like an awesome tradition, however.
Like I said, he's an idiot.
Also maybe the “going to a strip joint with your sister” thing might be putting him off. I still think he’s lame.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Floor,meet jaw...
/picks jaw up and dusts it off.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Ditto to the Eer's comment
I guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas….
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
The buffet was the important part
My only real criteria was that it be ridiculous and tacky enough to never be mistaken for a traditional venue for Thanksgiving dinner. The presence of strippers would satisfy that requirement. For me anyways, I’m sure there are some people whose traditional turkey day festivities include naked ladies. More power to them.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Freemont Street
on a Wednesday around noon. Some things I just can’t un-see.
/shudder
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Nothing in Vegas
Should ever be seen in the harsh light of day. Especially Fremont St.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
NO, DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SUCH A THING.
I still need to do grocery/liquor shopping for the weekend.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
I'm going to visit family.
I needed a shopping cart in ABC Liquors and a basket @ Publix.
/you do the math
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 23, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My maths say that you aren't cooking.
Smart move on your part.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
I made store bought dip and chips.
Don’t like it?
Don’t invite us back.
/please don’t invite us back.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 23, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
UGA fans working at wal-mart is just as over-used a cliche as the lack of women at Tech
Frankly, I think it’s a bit insulting to assume that just because a caller is barking – that he’s just gotten off a shift at Wal-Mart.
UGA fans and alums have many exciting careers that they pursue in this fast-paced world
Such as:
Tractor Management
Waste Facility Sanitation Specialist
the field of Coffee Architecture
and politics in the state of Georgia
by kizzak on Nov 23, 2011 10:02 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
"and politics in the state of Georgia"
so you acknowledge “we run this state”?
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Do you really want to claim credit for the state of the state of Georgia?
by kizzak on Nov 23, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I mean Georgia has plenty of problems
but being a big shot in state politics isn’t a bad gig since Mr. 1-3 vs. UGA was talking about shitty Wal-Mart careers.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Some things are forever relevant
“We may not make a university student out of him, but if we can teach him to read and write, maybe he can work at the post office rather than as a garbage man when he gets through with his athletic career.”
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Nov 23, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
UGA's lawyer
Opening statement of the Jan Kemp trial
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They hired this guy
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Nov 23, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Touche
we’ve had some embarrassing moments over the years, probably why we have been on probation twice in the last seven years. Wait, do I have that right?
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Kentucky:Cleveland St::Auburn:Georgia Tech
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Whatever helps you stay up up there
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
So, so rec'd.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Actually the first probation was entirely deserved
Its what happens when the academic tracking of athletic players is ENTIRELY separated fromt he athletic department (even worse is to separate it the other direction).
The current one is complete bullshit. Except the basketball stuff, that was well earned. I stand behind my analogy for the current probation.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Pony is actually Shetland.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
...sheepdog.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Can we hook Mr. Hands up with this ladder?
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 23, 2011 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm on your side in this case
Wal-Mart/Food industry is a cliche
HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan men don't always be great orators, but actions speak louder than words.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:03 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
"Michigan men don't always be [sic] great orators"?
Indeed, sir
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 23, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oh he's just being hipster ironic....
pshaw!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Fun fact!
the last time Michigan beat Ohio State, 99% of America had never heard of: Natalee Holloway, Amanda Knox, Casey Anthony, Kim Kardashian, Joe Mauer, Evan Longoria, Justin Verlander, Ryan Braun, Ryan Howard, Drake, Taylor Swift, Sarah Palin, and Barack Obama.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Fun fact!
the last time Notre Dame was nationally relevant 99% of America had never heard of: Natalee Holloway, Amanda Knox, Casey Anthony, Kim Kardashian, Joe Mauer, Evan Longoria, Justin Verlander, Ryan Braun, Ryan Howard, Drake, Taylor Swift, Sarah Palin, and Barack Obama. the printing press.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
2005 AND 2006
would both like a word.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
If you count 05 and 06 then you have to count 02.
Do you really want to do that?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
I suppose I could
it’s a stretch. In 2002 we were nationally relevant for 2 weeks in Oct-Nov, followed by the Boston College disaster, then maybe the week leading up to the Southern Cal game. Of course, I am using my own definition of relevant here, which is most definitely different from LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT’s definition. Which somehow excludes top 5 rankings, BCS bowl appearances, top 10 finishes, #1 recruiting classes, and all home games on national television. In fact, we are so irrelevant he has decided to post about our irrelevance. I for one would like to extend a laurel . . . and hearty handshake . . . to LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT for separating Notre Dame’s irrelevance from the irrelevance of numerous other schools he could have chosen to make fun of this morning. I thank him for taking time out of his busy schedule of eating paste and lead paint chips, and look forward to speaking to him in the future.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
aww lighten up pumpkin.
Just giving you jabs, no need for personal attacks…We’re not Ohio State fans, sheesh.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
As far as I'm concerned Notre Dame is always relevant.
YES VERY STRONG STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE LEGITIMATE NONCONFERENCE OPPONENT PLEASE IGNORE THE THREE HOME GAMES AGAINST MAC TEAMS POLL VOTERS IT WAS A VERY HARD SCHEDULE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THREE MAC GAMES?!?
Now that is just too strenuous on our student athletes. Quick, is Alma College’s football team available for a scrimmage?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Hey now, it wasn't THAT long ago.
But seriously, there was no internet.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
You keep using that word, "relevant."
I do not think it means what you think it means.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Relevant to who? People or Lou Holtz?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
NATHIONAL THAMPIONTHIP CONTENDERTHS
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
o
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 23, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Are they
still using a steam powered abacus over in Computer Science?
by BonesCrosby on Nov 23, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody might mistake it for a Jumbotron
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Loud Michigan Men?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yet they still managed to beat more SEC teams that year than Ohio has in their entire wretched history.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
The UF win shouldn't count
since Twitter taught me last night that we had a lousy coach that year.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Don't run to the SEC to fight your battles for you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Says the fan of the team who hires Urban Meyer.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
We didn't run to the SEC, the SEC is running to us.
Must be some mad pheromones in that ranch dressing.
/says the fan of the team that would have hired Les Miles but was turned down
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
How soon they forget
“We didn’t run to on the SEC, the SEC is running to ran on us.”
Mississippi State 52
Michigan 14
by sullivan013 on Nov 23, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We still have a legit SEC victory more recent than you.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Then who?
Auburn’s 4-3 in conference play this year, and ran the table last year.
Auburn’s record versus Michgan is 1-1.
by sullivan013 on Nov 23, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were a Buckeye.
My apologies. No one should be mistaken for something like that.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No need.
57–43–6. (and that’s even granting you Tressel’s cheating wins)
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
by blanx73 on Nov 23, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but we're something like 25-24-1 in the past 50 years.
though hat tip for owning our asses in the 1900s
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
57-43-6.
They all count, unlike your fanbase.
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
by blanx73 on Nov 23, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, because Michigan doesn't have any sidewalk fans.
/oh please
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Oh, we have plenty of sidewalk fans.
Ours are merely capable of counting.
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
Debatable.
They’re interchangeable with OSU, except they wear blue.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Just a reminder, without sidewalk fans, we'd all be
Rutgers
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 23, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Mane, I'd rec that again and again if I could....
or was jc001
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NIKO MY COUSIN
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm . . . .
. . . let’s see. Unemployed guy in a UAW jacket in Parma. Or an unemployed guy in a UAW jacket in Saginaw. Other than the red or blue hat, how else am I supposed to distinguish them?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The Buckstache.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
One has Frank Yankovic polka on his ipod
The other’s ipod has been stolen.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Ohio has sidewalks?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
we can count to at least 2923
you know, the number of days since we last lost to you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
Cool story bro. Now count to 4.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but can you count the number of days since your school's last violation free season?
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe I'm mis-remembering
But isn’t Michigan currently serving 3 years probation for a Major Violation in their football program?
I thought you guys were good at remembering stuff.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
A minor violation.
Spending too much time stretching and having coaches watch players play catch on the practice field over the summer.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Technically it's a Major to the NCAA
But I agree with you, the NCAA is dumb.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
right
taking cash for jobs you didn’t do, trading tats for autographs and a car-a-palooza is the same things as not counting stretching as a “countable hour.”
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Glad we agree!
I mean, the NCAA charged both schools with failure to monitor, right? or am i remembering that incorrectly?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
welp
there is ‘failure to monitor’, and there is “FAILURE TO MONITOR”.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Because twenty minutes of stretching a week == Free shit for everyone!
Perspective, you do not has it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Justification
You guys tried to cheat to become better football players and still went 3-9.
I ain’t mad though.
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by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Um, what?
I think any reasonable person would see that all Michigan did was some sloppy accounting of countable hours. Oh wait. Reasonable person. Not you.
If Michigan actually wanted to cheat, do you really think this is the way they would do it?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Of course not
This sort of penny-ante incompetence is exactly what got RichRod fired.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
No, what got RichRod fired was poor choice of DC.
/GERG’D
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
There's a part of me that would giggle if RichRod did the same things in Arizona that got him fired at Michigan.
Even though I’m rooting for him.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
/Kelvin Sampson nods
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Why wouldn't he, it worked for Houston Nu..
oh wait.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Don't mistake my trash talking with resonable
There is no resonable this week. I’ll try and be resonable next week(though only if OSU wins of course).
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile you guys cheated to become football players with better cars with more tattoos.
Who’s worse here?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
So let me get this straight
You guys did extra football stuff, to presumably become better football players. Our guys hung out at a tattoo parlor(probably drinking/smoking), took the lazy way out most of the time, but we’re the ones gaining a competative advantage?
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by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't saying that they were gaining a competitive advantage.
I was saying that they were unbelievably stupid in a way that hurt both their careers and their team.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Of course they were stupid
They had a choice to be good and they weren’t. I’m just laughing at all the Michigan fans that think the only reason we won on the field was because somehow our guys were taking short-cuts………it does not compute.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Um, no?
It’s because you got your good players using unfair means. That’s what we’re pissed off about.
And Justin Boren. Because he’s a fuckhead.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
but family values...
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
So all these guys were going to Michigan
until evil Jim Tressel bought them. C’mon Michigan fans, c’mon.
On that same note, how is it the Michigan magically nabbed all-american after all-american out of Ohio during the 70’s/80’s/90’s? I think personally think it has to do with the whole UAW and money, but that’s just spitballing.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
It was by no means the only reason. Those teams were good enough to win without all the stuff on the side, which is what made them so stupid.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
yeah... but..... sigh
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Because being able to hang out at a tattoo parlor getting free shit is something young men would like to do. These young men tell their younger friends that they can do this at East Dayton Community College. These friends are good football players, giving EDCC an unfair advantage in recruiting said friends.
This is how logic works. I understand it’s hate week, but we don’t have to be willfully obtuse about things.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
So you're mad that they didn't do the same thing at Michigan?
Is that what I’m guessing? These same guys that you offered scholarships to were going to go to Michigan and pass up these freebies?
Oh wait, I’m supposed to believe it’s totally different at Michigan, oh I’m sorry, they would’ve been angels there.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone steals, everyone murders. I've heard that one before.
You got caught though.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Believe whatever your delusional little mind wants.
But, the fact is that the NCAA did a full investigation of Michigan’s program. And all they could prove was the stretching. We’ll see what the NCAA can prove when it comes to Ohio State when their full report gets released. I think it’ll be more than just a little stretching.
So yes, I think that Michigan does have some moral high ground over Ohio State in this regard.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you need that high ground to look us in the eye, seeing as all that RichRod recrited were dwarf quark-back types.
we may be of questionable righteousness, but at least we aren’t short.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
This is true.
As we all know, short people aren’t people.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
/okay.jpg
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's all right. I still like you even if you aren't a person.
/ruffles hair
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
HURRR...DUMB SHORT PEOPLEZ!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He has a reason to hate short people.
You have to be over 40 feet tall to catch one of his passes.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
for all of our immoral recruiting advantages, didn't help us snag Tacopants when we needed him, did it?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Gingers are also not really people.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well, duh. We all knew that.
Shit, we’re agreeing on stuff. Um…
WOODY HAYES IS A POOPYHEAD
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
BO SCHEMBECHLER IS A JERKFACE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
JIM TRESSEL FUCKED NUNS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
LLOYD CARR SECRETLY WANTED TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
JIM TRESSEL PAID LLOYD CARR TO LOSE IN TATTOOS
oh wait, that happened
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Originally, Eastern Promises had the subtitle "They LLoyd Carr story"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
John Cooper greenlighted Gigli.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GARY MOELLER THINKS THE REMAKE OF AKIRA NEEDS MORE WHITE PEOPLE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
gaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
That's a low blow.
LUKE FICKELL CRIED AT BREAKING DAWN!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
BRADY HOKE IS WORKING TO STOP THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
BOOM HERRON THINKS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS OVERRATED
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
shit man, who doesn't?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
JORDAN KOVACS THINKS THAT THE ONLY TRUE BBQ IS MADE WITH TOFU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
BRAXTON MILLER IS ON #TEAMMAYO
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
DANE SANZENBACHER DRINKS APPLETINIS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
OHIO STATE WOMEN DRINK DR. PEPPER 10
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
AJ HAWK DEALS IN CONFLICT MINERALS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
HOWARD CASSEDY DID SCHEISSE PORN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GERALD FORD HATES AMERICAN CARS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
BRAXTON MILLER IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
DENARD IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO COLUMBUS AND URBAN MEYER'S OFFENSE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
ORLANDO PACE KILLED OJ'S WIFE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair, she said "Time for Pancakes" and he thought she was offering to practice lineman drills. Guy didn't know his own strength.
wait… i mean DESMOND HOWARD CANCELED FIREFLY
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
TERELLE PRYOR WROTE BSG'S ENDING
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
BEANIE WELLS CANCELLED DEADWOOD
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
FITZGERALD TOUSSANT LIKES JERSEY SHORE MORE THAN FICKELL DOES
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
EDDIE GEORGE PREFERS WORKAHOLICS TO ARCHER
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
CHARLES WOODSON THINKS WHITNEY IS THE BEST NEW COMEDY OF THE SEASON
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
LUKE FICKELL PREFERS TWO BROKE GIRLS
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
CRIS CARTER WAS A KEY PLAYER IN THE IRAN-CONTRA SCANDAL
/selftroll
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
EDDIE GEORGE THINKS DAN BROWN IS THE BEST NOVELIST OF THE PAST 50 YEARS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
MIKE HART PREFERS DANIEL STEELE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
KIRK HERBSTREIT PREFERS NICHOLAS SPARKS
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
TROY SMITH'S FAVORITE RESTAURANT IS APPLEBEE'S
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
TIM BIAKABATUKA REFUSES TO EAT ANYTHING NOT FROM GUY FIERI'S NEW MENU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
CHRIS GAMBLE PREFERS TOBY KIETH'S BAR AND GRILL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
MIKE HART GAVE SKYLINE IT'S CHILI RECIPE.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
WOODY LOVED TACO BELL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
JACK TATUM THINKS CHILIS HAS THE BEST BARBECUE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I think this means Mike Hart is a saint.
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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
SANTONIO HOLMES WANTS THE NBA TO COME BACK
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
BOOM HERON THINKS CARLOS MENCIA IS ONE OF THE BEST, MOST INNOVATIVE COMEDIANS WORKING TODAY
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
TIM BIAKABUTUKA'S FAVORITE DIRECTOR IS MICHAEL BAY
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
LUKE FICKELL'S FAVORITE BAND IS NICKELBACK
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
that one's probably true
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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
FAIR PLAY
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
TERRY GLENN THINKS LARS VON TRIER'S POTRAYALS OF WOMEN ARE 100% ACCURATE AND REASONABLE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RICH RODRIGUEZ CRIED AT TITANIC ALL 37 TIMES HE SAW IT IN THEATERS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
ALSO FAIR
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
BRIAN ROBISKIE THINKS THAT ANY BEER OTHER THAN HIGH LIFE IS SWILL
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
JAKE LONG BREWS OLD STLYE IN HIS BASEMENT AND SELLS IT AT A 300% MARKUP TO CUBS FANS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
So?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
HE USES THE MONEY TO BUY PINK RED SOX HATS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
OVER THE LINE
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
This isn't the Ohio State athletic department, there are rules.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
we look at them less as "rules" and more as "suggestions" towards one of a number of options
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
So, the same way you look at NCAA rules.
Got it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
hey if JoePa did it, it's fine, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Options:
Tribal armband, skull, Celtic cross, Benz, Beamer
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
IT ISN'T HIS FAULT THE TIGERS DON'T SELL PINK HATS. A MAN HAS NEEDS.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
"A MAN HAS NEEDS"
THAT’S WHAT CAMERON HEYWARD SAD BEFORE BURNING AN ORPHANAGE AND THEN EATING THE CHARRED REMAINS OF THE ORPHANS WITH A SIDE OF GREEN BEANS AND POTATOES O’GRATEN.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HE ONLY HAD THOSE NEEDS BECAUSE EATING MICHIGAN OLINEMEN ALIVE WAS SO UNFILLING
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
TYPICAL BUCKEYE, BLAME THE VICTIMS
YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT CHARLIE BAUMAN THREW THE FIRST PUNCH. WELL, HE DID, BUT ONLY BECAUSE WOODY HAYES HAD KIDNAPPED HIS WHOLE FAMILY, LOCKED THEM IN A ROOM, AND FORCED THEM TO LISTEN TO METAL MACHINE MUSIC ON REPEAT.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
AND WOODY WAS RIGHT TO DO IT
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
This is what the Ross School of Business teaches..
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
MIKE VRABEL THINKS SHUTTER ISLAND IS SCORCESE'S FINEST WORK
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
BRAYLON EDWARDS PREFERS THE WORK OF EWE BOLL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JUSTIN BOREN'S FAVORITE MOVIE IS BOONDOCK SAINTS
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
PRE-TRANSER JUSTIN BOREN'S FAVORITE MOVIE IS BOONDOCK SAINTS 2
IT IS A PARADOX
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
LUKE FICKELL SUBSCRIBES TO MILLER LITE'S DEFINITION OF MASCULINITY
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
TOM BRADY THINKS LENI RIEFENSTAHL GOT A RAW DEAL
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
JOHN COOPER HELPED COVER UP THE FIVE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AND, FEELING GUILTY, HIS OWN RECORD FOR KILLING HOOKERS WAS 2-10-1
THANKS A LOT FOR THAT, CRAIG JAMES
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
How do you tie at killing a hooker?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
um... voodoo?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
EARLE BRUCE WAS THE BAGMAN
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I will fight you both on that Gingers aren't people thing
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
OH IT'S RAININ' RECS UP IN THIS MUG
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Nov 23, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Red and Green
Merry Christmas, everyone!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
See also: Britton, Connie; Whalley, Joanne
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Damn right!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
As a matter of fact I am pretty sure I DO know how she does it
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
ok, but it isn't like anyone is cheating to become WORSE at football
my response to pretty much any transgression that doesn’t come with actual legal consequences is a dismissive wanking motion. none of them are worth getting upset over.
aren’t there more fun ways of making fun of each other than feigned moral outrage over free tattoos?
like Michigan’s helmets – what the fuck is up with them? Tim Gunn is worried about you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Tim Gunn says helmet stickers are *sooooooo* fourth-grade.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
i mean look at these things
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
Talking shit about something that hasn't existed since John Cooper coached Ohio.
My response? John Cooper TROLLOLOLOLOL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Cooper? SIGH
Though he sure could beat the pants off of ND and Penn State
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of which, I've heard alot about how Michigan beat Urban
John Cooper beat Michigan before he coached at Ohio State………how did that work out?
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Who didn't beat Bo Shembechler in the Rose Bowl?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
is that a rhetorical question?
Bo… bo doesn’t have any rose bowls
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
1980 and 1988
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
right. just checked. so it's not an ENTIRELY ringless hand
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah. Just... *sigh*
/mumbles about Pac-## teams coming to Michigan in the winter and see how they do…
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Watches Alvarez win 3 Rose Bowls in 7 years.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
who goes to Michigan or Ohio from SoCal in winter?
/oh wait, I’ve done that a lot
So, what grade were you in in 1994?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I may not have been in school...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
like 5th maybe
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Wait. We're citing Tim Gunn in this shit?
Hold on, let me call my sister, she might actually give a shit what he thinks.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
but didn't that gameday segment on all the alternatie uniforms teach me that fashion is SO IMPORTANT in football?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sure. Believe everything you see on Gameday.
Although, some of it’s true.
AH, FUCKIT!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
So by your logic,
We beat the British to gain independence but it shouldn’t count because it was over 200 years ago.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
well, you see, i have a fondness for teams wearing redcoats.
so yeah, rule Britannia and all that.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
PAWL
ITSA DUN NEVAR AHAPPENED YSEE. CUZ IT WHUZZA LAWNG TYME EGO.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Has the Revolutionary War been contested annually since then?
Or was it more of a one shot deal? Just checking.
by SkyCaptain of Yesteryear on Nov 23, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
well, there was American Revolution 2: The War of 18-Electric-Bugaloo-12
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
1812 and a couple of World Cup matches.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
One World Cup and Two World Wars!
oops, wrong matchup.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Thank God
Those wars weren’t decided on penalty kicks…
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think it's possible to out-England England on PKs.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
or on relative engineering
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Churchill would have found a way
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"fuck it, it'll fly far enough"
- motto of british engineering
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Works fairly well...
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
see
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Square windows
in a pressurized cabin. Ah, the pioneering days of commercial jet travel.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
THEY KNEW IT WAS A PROBLEM AND SAID "FUCK IT"
I shit you not. /shakes head
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I didn't say it worked for very long
Did I?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
See also
the Dam Busters and the Bouncing Bomb.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Brilliant beer commercial
Carling Black Label “Dambusters”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWltZOINw5s
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
That's what it always did to my stomach
Rolled in there and exploded.
Awful stuff.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Actually got to drink at one of their bars in London
Specifically, the one where the guy who commanded the mission would go for drinks in the neighborhood. They have his V.C. citation on the wall and everything. This is also the place where the UK Handlebar Mustache society has its meetings.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Whenever I hear that I always giggle
since the british by themselves would have been plowed by the Germans both times
Woohoo! Not having a border with the Wehrmacht Internashnul Champeens, PAWWWL!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wehrmacht in Russia
was about the same as anyone playing at Green Bay in the 1960’s. Too cold. Generals Winter and Lombardi were too tough. Bart Starr as Zhukov.
Sure. When you don't run to the SoCon.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
haha. i was wondering if anyone would call me on that.
though it wouldn’t be very sporting if i didn’t give you all room to retort. if i break out the unassailable arguments, what would i do between now and saturday?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Unassailable arguments?
You mean 57-43-6? And no historical gerrymandering.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
no, not that one. why would i use that one?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
It would free up some time for you.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
like i have better things to do than play with you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Hang out in tattoo parlors? Write creepy love poetry to Urban Meyer? Eat Skyline chili and spend the next couple days on the toilet? Listen to Limp Bizkit? Practice throwing full cans of Natty Light at people's heads?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
friend, i drink my beer. even the shitty kind. only cans i'm throwing at you will be empty.
or full of chili.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
That's chemical warfare.
I’ll see you in The Hague.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
throwing feces is a crime.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
but canning it is legal?
i mean, lobster used to be considered disgusting too. there were actually laws against feeding them to prisoners more than once or twice a week on grounds it was cruel and unusual treatment.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
in baja they called it "la basura del mar"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That was just a trick to keep the poors from realizing how good it was
and overfishing lobsters into extinction.
“This bottom-feeding carcass eater is so awful we can only give it to our most evil prisoners twice a week. DON’T YOU BE TRYING IT!!! We tole you it’s AWFUL!!!”
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
I knew a guy on a research vessel who traded a bunch of cans of tomatoes with a fishing boat in Baja for ALL THE LOBSTER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well yeah, if you don't have tomatos how can you make the pico de gallo?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Also, people discovered that lobster is an excellent excuse to eat all the butter.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
How are you allowed to keep a stockpile of that shit without being sanctioned by the UN?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
clearly you have not visited Over-The-Rhine
it looks like Sarajevo without the UN peacekeepers
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
"Sarajevo without the UN peacekeepers"
Cleveland?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
at least most of Cleveland is employed
in the Factory of Sadness, but still
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
How could you tell if they weren't there?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Detroit: Somalia without the charm
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Somalia is a goddamn tropical paradise.
Sandy beaches, a government that knows its place, all the guns and wives a man can buy…
/Pierce’d
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
PLZ NOT TO BE CONFUSING OHIO WITH THE COW COLLEGE
Ohio, God love ‘em (’cause I sure as hell don’t), played last night. That the assholes in Columbus had the arrogance to try to trademark the state’s name shouldn’t sway you on this.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I didn't say Ohio University. It's just "Ohio."
10,000 alumni and 74,000 truck drivers does not a legitimate academic institution make.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Then, you're still way off
I believe Miami has an all-time winning record against SEC schools. Don’t confuse us with the proles in Columbus.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
At least some sort of record for most bad snaps forced in a single game against an SEC team.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
that was atrocious
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
I prefer to just use East Dayton Community College.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I sent it to a friend
and he immediately compared the Hoke video to this:
by JHGraas on Nov 23, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Alabama won't give up a 24 point lead this year.
To get to 24 points they’d have to kick a field goal.
/trollface
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 23, 2011 10:05 AM EST via mobile reply actions
You mean 4 Kiffin TDs, right?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 23, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In all seriousness,
This brutality must be addressed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yerKM6YWu0k&feature=youtu.be
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:06 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Love that video
one of the more clever uses of youtube for rivalry smack. Granted that distinction is sort of like being the tallest building in Alamo, Georgia, but still.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
At this point, I'm pretty much numb
I come into every Clean Old-Fashioned Hate expecting a loss with some sort of excruciating embarrassment.
Johnson should have just punched the caller in the face
He wouldnt have to apologize for that.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Still haven't invented the technology required to punch people through the phone or the internet
though I think I am getting closer every day
/shatters laptop
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
is a stock photo for everything
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Nov 23, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
It's based on the pioneering of Coldcock technology.
“Proper.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did somebody say DURRR HURRR UMMM DURRRR?
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
. . . that positively owns your ass.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
45-42
/ajc’d
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
You thought those were just hot dog wrappers blowing across Hawaii's field.
Wrong. That’s how the Hawaiian mafia communicates.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions
Tongs v. Yakuza v. Kamehameha's people v. Tongans v. Samoans
Think of all the fun!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
My money's on the Tongans...
I was in the rugby club with a couple of them.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
"There's the signal. It's a Hebrew National."
“Pull off his toenails.”
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Hey, Charlie. Did you eat the Sunrise Sampler this morning?
Yes, four times. Why?
by Ardbeg on Nov 23, 2011 10:15 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Archer + Magnum autorec
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 23, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
A Magnum scene that I imagine most of us under 30 never would have discovered without Archer.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
what is this..... Magnum?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
Inanity @gothlaw
"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon
by Stuck in the Plains on Nov 23, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Just a friendly reminder to the Commentariat
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 23, 2011 10:15 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good morning, all.
Isn’t today just a fantastic day?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
FUCK YOU BAMA I HATE YOU ALL
that is all.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
good. hate is good.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
The simplicity of it is what gets me
There’s no flowery prose. Just pure, unbridled hatred.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 23, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
it warms my heart.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
A simply Q for the Commentariat:
Why can’t old people ever get last names right?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions
Hey, you little whippersnapper....
How dare you make such sweeping generalizations about us seniors. If you were here, I’d give you a piece of my mind as sure as my name is MountiEer_in _SC
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I retract my statement and apologize.
Having reread the post, the only conclusion here is that Corrine Brown posts on NDNation.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Gradulations for skulking out her idenitfy
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
What do you mean, Mr. Secrest?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
When I was younger, I used to think mom was being Trollmom with respect to things that interested me
E.g., my NES was “the Nintendoo game”
Later, I realized that, for pretty much anyone significantly older than me, the pronunciation error is their generation’s homonym confusion (not that the two are mutually exclusive).
by Synaesthesia on Nov 23, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
/checks comments, sees its mostly UGA/Ga. Tech comments.
Am I missing a schedule somewhere that shows what day certain rivalries are supposed to be brought up this week?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:20 AM EST reply actions
Read the CI
The comments were just naturally going to come
You're suggesting I actually use logic.
In a week that includes hated rivalry games, consumption of large amounts of food, Black Friday, and still no NBA?
That’s crazy!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
God willing, the NBA will continue to stay on strike all season
and maybe next season as well
Agreed.
I was just pointing out that its illogical that it hasn’t started up. Silly hoopityball players and owners.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
So say we all.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
SO SAY WE ALL
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
SO SAY WE ALL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
But the Timberwolves/Bucks rivalry is a nasty heated affair that brings forth the utmost passion!
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
I hate the Bucks with every fiber of my being.
Just not those Bucks.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
TEXAS A&M BLOWS GOATS
But only about half way to the goat’s satisfaction.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Live footage can be found on the LHN.
Contact your cable provider to get in on the action!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
You know we're going to monopolize the 11:21 time slot.
Guess I’d better get used to Andre Ware.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Aggie hate blue goat balls
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
You forgot to say "FURK"
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
FURK!
My bad.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
So...
Who is up for some video games?
XBL— jokastrength
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
North Avenue Math Camp is a sausage factory
The Ratio at Tech – 67% male to 33% female
The Ratio at UGA – 38% male to 62% female
Just a friendly reminder
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
UGA- Where even the men are women.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
let's just skip to the asterisk part.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Another friendly reminder
The insects own you guys
Last 2 games GT vs Auburn
AU lost 14 to 23 in 2005
AU lost 3 to 17 in 2003
Way to represent, fellas.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm too lazy
but Reggie Ball absolutely needs a troll face PS for those games
Forgot those were the Reggie teams
Those wins should count twice.
Ah, Reggie – the greatest Dawg to ever play for Tech.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
Why did Auburn go undefeated in 2004?
They didn’t play Georgia Tech
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Yes. Owns us. When we lead the series 47-41-4.
You suck at maths. You obviously didn’t go to GT.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
I really wish we would start scheduling a second OOC game with 'traditional' SEC rivals
A rotation with Auburn, Alabama, and Tennessee would be nice
Auburn and Tennessee? OK
Alabama can go burn in hell.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Y'all broke that 9 game winning streak in style I'll give you that
The 1987 game is still the most satisfying roadgame I’ve ever been to.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Have to rec this one
ReggieBallOwnsAuburn (my nom de EDSBS Live) gives this his full endorsement.
by hwoodworth86 on Nov 23, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of scoreboards
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Yeah, not technically a scoreboard.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I refer the "gentleman" to the answer I gave some moments ago
/prime ministered
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
And I'll refer you to the inferiority complex
the Institute has had for the past 126 years or so.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, nobody really gives a shit.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
also..
Dude was a good AD. Sucks he got a DUI and ya know had the panties and such…
At least our AD didn’t stick us with two horrible contracts for coaches we wanted to fire.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 23, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Let he who is without a bad hire cast the first stone.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
recd for truth
Tom Jurich at Louisville has been an absolute genius at hiring coaches across all sports (Louisville’s non-revenue sports have gone insane under his tenure). And yet, he still caught Krag1N1.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh crap, I USED to have a crush on Helen
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Oh no!
our coach looks like he could be the brother of a famous actress?!?!?!?!
His 10th win over yall is coming in 72 hours, I think we will make it through this hard time.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Brother?
Did you get the full briefing on this Hate Week thing?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I sure did
The way I play is to point to the scoreboard with the Techies, while they point to funny pictures. It’s a good time for all.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, man, that picture wasn't funny
It’s dead solid documentary evidence, and proof that Mark Richt would be considered a highly attractive woman in Bangkok.
/ no dog in this fight (pardon the pun)
// you’d better check Uga’s crate to make sure you’ve still got one
/// bored before Thanksgiving
//// BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Will there even be an uga or a stand-in for this game?
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Will probably be Russ
he should just be made the next Uga IMO
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Has there been any serious talk
of going with a more stable bulldog branch? Maybe one that is not quite full bred?
/hybrid vigor
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I hear the UGA apparent has already been booked as Spinal Tap's drummer during an offseason European tour.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seems that most fans support doing that
there was an article yesterday quoting Sonny Seiler (owner of the Uga line) basically stating that he doesn’t want to change the line at all. Silly IMO
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah I saw that article in the August Chronicle (I think)
and just shook my head
I had the same reaction
And laughed when he said that Russ shouldn’t be named Uga because Russ is already 8 and wouldn’t last longer than a couple of seasons before he had to step down.
I was trying to find a pic of a rottweiler wearing a bulldog costume.
The internet failed me.
Columbus delenda est. SOON.
Read that as not quite in bred and nodded approvingly.
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by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
The scoreboard says 4-2
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Since national Titles determine how good a program is
I assume you would say Princeton, Yale, Pittsburgh, Harvard, Penn, and Minnesota are all better than GT historically?
If only there was a yearly matchup between our schools that could determine who was better in a given year….
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes. All are better over the entire course of football history.
Im willing to relax the scoreboard to last 25 years.
Oh wait, 1-0.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Gerrymandering history is fun.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Ohio State fans nod approvingly at this.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
/nods
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Oh God it moves
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 23, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
.
Okay, you pick a date.
Name a year in which from that point forward, uga has MORE national titles that GT.
Thats right, it cant be done.
You can pick one of the ones for which its tied, but unless you have a damn good reason for it, you are gerrymandering.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
aught threeve?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
It's not the date, asshole, it's your criteria.
National championships that were awarded completely arbitrarily when Herbert Hoover was President are a pretty weak indicator of your program’s strength. Being UGA’s complete and utter gimp-in-the-basement however, is.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
. . . a good indicator thereof. Apologies.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
OH MY LAWD YOU TWO START A FANPOST OR GET A ROOM OR SOMETHING
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't worry I'm done.
Tech fans are always trying their damnedest to prove their relevance. They’re adorable that way.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Herschel Walker (and Herschel Walker and Herschel Walker) agree with you
Now, when exactly was Georgia’s last spate of “relevance”?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Does finishing in the Top 10 threeve times in a decade count?
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
do you get a banner for it?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Alabama didn't get a banner for anything last year.
Were they relevant?
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I think it says . . .
. . . “Third Place in the SEC.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think that was meant as a crack.
But there are far worse things we could be.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Disengage
(In case you couldn’t tell, I’m a congenital supporter of underdogs, and there aren’t enough BEEEEEESSSS around here this morning to force you guys to be amusing.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
They're plenty amusing.
They’ll chase their tails for hours, before they catch it and wonder why it hurts.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
We are no Miami of Ohio
but we have more SEC titles than everyone except for Bama and Tennessee
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Nope, you're no Miami
. . . and we’re completely irrelevant by SEC standards, but it’s my damn team so MACtion will always take precedence over all. Besides, it’s a lot more fun than most of these big-school shvantz-measuring contests.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's shit-talking a rival
I’m sure you’re not above such things.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
ITS THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN I APPRECIATE SHIT TALKING I REALLY DO BUT THIS IS TWO THREE YEAR OLDS IN THE BACK SEAT OF A CHRYSLER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Let me introduce you to the Commentariat
Don’t fucking read it then.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I mean, I'd love it if it weren't
GT: LOLDEADDOG
UGA: LOLGURLZ
GT: LOLSECDUMMZ
UGA: LOLSCOREBOARD
ad infinitum. I’ve been around for a while… even the barners are more creative
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 23, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I never said it was high brow
But you can scroll past it nonetheless.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Certainly not
See signature line. But I normally try to score a few style points along the way. See, with Kabuki, the art isn’t in the script, it’s in the execution of it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That sounds impressive
(and probably is), but we still have more SEC titles than half the SEC, so it isnt that impressive. There is a block o’ noncompetitve crap in that conference.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
True, being better than Kentucky, Vandy, South Carolina, etc. isn't anything
but having more than Florida, Auburn, and LSU ain’t bad
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Did Florida play football before 1989?
/yeah, yeah, we lost to them in the 1966 Orange Bowl
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You can't say that. Only WE can say that.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Gt is 23-9-6 all time vs Florida
AND we have more MNC’s than Florida.
So we can talk all kinds of shit about UF.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Just enjoy your 10th loss to Helen Hunt saturday
I know I will.
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
16-5
Since 1990.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 23, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
obligatory response
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Nov 23, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well at least
you got it half-right each time.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
IIRC, it was a Thursday game
I dont see the problem. I wouldnt have done it, but Im not a great multitasker.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Go fuck yourself, Tech.
Because God knows no one else will.
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by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
"Hey Tech, I know a great place! There's this library just down the street" - Ohio State
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
67% male to 33% female
Bullshit. And if it has gotten that high, good for the current Tech men.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Some of those women may be an optical illusion caused by the consumption of clear whiskey by the jolly old fellow conducting the survey
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
By that logic, the best school in America is Wesleyan.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
This just in from SportsGeezer....
Scientists Find Sex Makes People Happy
Seriously, it’s a real thing from the Gereontological Society of America.
Oh, I weep for my generation. We had such potential, and such good drugs….
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
That's a lock for this years Ig Nobel prize.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Don't forget
the EU has proven that water does not reduce the risk of dehydration!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ig Nobels go to scientific studies, not rulings by bureaucratic bodies.
Otherwise that would be an all time great.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
It was a three year scientific study!
The bureaucrats just did the announcing part.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Thomas, I believe we have discussed that you were to no longer tease the Rainbow Warriors line down to 6
Zeus, Apollo, please escort Mr. Magnum out.
8/17/11 Nick Bloomfield on Finebaum. I WAS THERE.
by Sasquatch Love on Nov 23, 2011 10:30 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
REC THIS MAN, PEOPLE.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
No lie.
Ever since I saw the Magnum reference in the CI text, I’ve had the themse song running on a constant loop in my brain.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Mildly indifferent and cold to Wake Forest this week
Need the win, kill the deacs, please.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
If anyone sees a Stanford fan around today, please let me know
so I can…uh…say something really mean to them.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions
I was going to report it to the Audibon Society
They’re always looking for rarities.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Stanford fan is at Thanksgiving family retreat at vacation house in Napa or Big Sur.
Or random Caribbean Island. Or visitng the East Coast branch of the family in NYC or Connecticut (the part where Letterman lives, not the part where UConn fans live).
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
The Bandwagon fan is on the field!
The Bandwagon fan is on the field!
by Ardbeg on Nov 23, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Aha!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Speed? Who needs pansy-ass speed when ND should have A POWER RUNNING GAME
3rd and 8? FB belly. 4th and 3? FB dive.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
The last two games that field has been horrible!!!
It is nothing more than a slip-n-slide. Last Saturday it seemed I saw more yards gained from slipping than from running.
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 23, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I thought that was the purview of Notre Dame’s sod science department.
by Synaesthesia on Nov 23, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Haven't seen this posted yet:
http://www.ibleedcrimsonred.com/2011/11/amid-threats-of-violence-bama-fans-file.html
WE’RE GOING TO SHOW THEM THAT WE AINT LYIN BOUT BLEEDIN CRIMSON RED!!! EVEN IF IT MEANS THEY HAVE TO CUT US TO PROVE IT PAWWWWWL!!!!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 10:38 AM EST reply actions
This is epic level trolling
However they shouldn’t throw paper into the trees. Auburn folks haven’t even been able to do that this year due to their delicate state. Because of this guy.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Bama fans shouldn't roll the trees, but
it’s not like they’ve been off limits this year. They were even rolled after Alabama lost to LSU.
by Nick's Hat Band on Nov 23, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
I was unaware.
The couple of times I was in town they had big signs saying not to roll them. I figured people would have obeyed.
If Bama wins, celebrate, be obnoxious, chalk the concourse with crimson and white chalk for all I care. Further damaging a “venerated object” is very different from duct tape on a statue. Duct tape comes off easily. No harm, no foul.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Some Auburn people have been going to the trees Sunday morning to clean them by hand
Seems a high price to pay for rolling but it allows the tradition to continue.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I can't believe
this asshole hasn’t had help in kicking the oxygen habit yet. I’m not even an AU fan but just seeing this guy’s smug face pisses me off.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Violence is never the answer
And he shouldn’t be physically harmed. But he should move out of state. With a quickness.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
You're absolutely right
I sit corrected. Thanks for the reminder of what’s truly important.
Now pretty please, with a cherry on top, beat Bama.
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
My liver prays that is the case
otherwise it may not see monday.
FUCK BAMA.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Supermax Prison in Colorado
or “Hell in the Rockies” as one inmate’s lawyer put it, would be a suitable destination. McVeigh and Kacsynski are locked up there.
by BonesCrosby on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
My bad.
I know I should have Googled that
by BonesCrosby on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Supermax?
I think you mean…
SuperJAIL!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Serious reply:
Last I heard, he was living about an hour north of NOLA, in Manchac (home of the used-to-be-fabulous Middendorf’s restaurant…and absolutely nothing else).
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Oh to be a neutral fan with a comfy chair and an adult beverage in front of Toomer's Corner Saturday
If ya can't beat em, bitch about how they illegally operate scooters
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 23, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
damn. Nevermind, it's discontinued.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
SEC Supremacist looks at webcam
Oh, it looks so nice. Wait, the picture just went out!
[waits…picture comes back on]
HHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Why are Bama fans concerned with a Harvard site?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 23, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reputation to support.
The Harvard of the South the SEC the state of Alabama Tuscaloosa.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Does that make Shelton State the Brown of Tuscaloosa?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
MOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 23, 2011 10:44 AM EST reply actions
You.
You must be defeated in order for us to claim that most generic of trophies on Friday.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 23, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Really? You WANT that cold, corporate HGH trophy?
Although it does make me happy to see Iowa’s trophy case completely barren.
by Narrow Right on Nov 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Nonsense. This thing is as wholesome as it gets
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 23, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
WHO HATES IOWA?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
I don't care for Iowa
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I HATE IOWA
The University of Iowa, that is.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I will stand up and be counted amongst the legion of people committed to hating Iowa.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Even The Muppets agree
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 23, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
/Sees related videos
Welp, there goes my morning.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 23, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
awesome
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
That song has lyrics, y'know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5aiwxSfdH0&feature=share
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Nov 23, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blame the DMV
The CI has only been up for a short time, there are 200+ comments and tons of green. This place get itchy much without content?
All hail EDSBS overlords!
(and fuck, the Hoke thing still as me giggling)
Seriously everyone remember all the tweets after Michigan beat Ohio State
Yeah, I don’t either because Twitter had not been invented yet.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 10:52 AM EST reply actions
Is it really necessary to report this game via Twitter?
I’d imagine you could send every play via telegraph with no trouble.
… .—- -. / … .-. . . -..
Like last year's Iron Bowl
.- ..- … .. .-. . / ..— -.. / .- .-.. .- … . - . / ..—- —…
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Needs to be scrolling.
Just so I get that live action feel.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
With the ACC Coastal on the line this Saturday
by ElRocco337 on Nov 23, 2011 10:55 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
The Algroh self-trolling fail: always a classic.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
PLEASE BASE DEITY DO NOT LET JAMA PUT SOMETHING OUT TODAY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
JAMA? "Study Shows that Drinking Gravy Makes You a Fat-Ass"
Scientists funded by the National Institutes of Health have reported today after a ten-year longitudinal study of what researchers have termed “the Mangino Effect.”
Don’t they always have something to grab seasonal news coverage?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I don't want to read today. I just want to get my experimental econ book and crank games out. that is all.
I actually like JAMA- they’re pretty rigorous
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Journal of the American Musicological Society?
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Nov 23, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
JAMS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ewige Blumenkraft!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Heute die welt!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, fairly sure I just got fired.
Boss phrased it as “temporary layoff because of the new full-time person they hired taking over what the part-timers do” but no one else has heard anything about it. Guess it’s time to touch up the resume now that I have better law stuff to put on it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 23, 2011 11:30 AM EST reply actions
Shit, man.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry to hear that
and fuck ’em.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
I hate that for you. Tough time to do it.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Steal a stapler
And burn the place to the ground!
by emc503 on Nov 23, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Happy Thanksgiving! No seriously...that blows...really really bad. Sending the Karma your way for a new job
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck that noise
That asswipe wins the “timing is everything” award. I’m surprised he didn’t wait until your dog died. Don’t want to work for that shitbird anyway.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Nov 23, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Holiday layoffs suck
Even more than normal layoffs.
/has been part time since project went into QA last month, but such is life as a contractor
Furk
Sorry dude, hope you can at least enjoy the holidays.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences.
My advice is that you drink heavily.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Great advice for any situation.
And sorry, man. That sucks.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
That fucking sucks, dude.
/throws internet arm around Big Blue Barrister
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
So I'm sitting in Southeastern Ohio with nothing to do
Maybe I will go to Kroger and buy beer just for the novelty of buying beer at a grocery store.
I watched the first half of Gone With the Wind on AMC, but got bored.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Scarlet whines, people die, and our boy Sherman is still a right bastard.
Save yourself a couple of hours, and head off to Krogers.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
woo Sherman!
Though that part happened already.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that part always makes me cry.
But I’m an old softie like that.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I mean, you grow up around here, Sherman and Sheridan are rather popular guys.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Goddamn it!
It’s fucking “Kroger” not “Krogers” why do people from my beloved state suck at this stuff? My damn parents go to “Meijers” all the time, it’s goddamn fucking “Meijer”.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not sure. I go to Piggly Wigglys so not a problem down here.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
hoggly woggly has a much better selection
if you ask me.
which you didnt.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Closer you are to Cincinnati
more likely you are to grow up saying it Kroger’s.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
at this point i add the 's' to the end of those places out of sheer spite for the people who get annoyed at my doing so
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Oh you
just knock it off.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Dad?
/my dad says “Wal-Marts” just to irritate me
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Son?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Um, yeah dad, about my avatar...
I only wore that corset as a joke! When I lost a bet! On Halloween!
/thanksgiving dinner awkwardness ensues
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
this is why my dad doesn't get to look at my facebook
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was going for the cross-dressing joke
In response to the “Son?” comment. Though what with the drinking, cussing, and footbaw watching my dad and I joke that I’m like the son he never had (don’t tell my brother).
But yeah, my racy pictures aren’t posted anywhere my dad has access.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
No worries, son. I'm just glad that there was no electronic photography make in my day. When you need to handmake your own whalebone corset, you have to start by going whaling.
And I thought my ’Nam flashbacks were disturbing…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
just have your store's name end with an "x"...makes it much difficult to vocally pluralize it
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
publixs
it doesn’t help that stores are named after their founders…technically its not really incorrect…it is Meijer’s store. or Kroger’s store.
/just sayin.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Wait,
what’s wrong with “Publixs” again?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Nov 23, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Flooded the local market" ...eventually you will have to scale back and lay off some people
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
a personal favorite name
The Zzyzx Gallery in downtown LA.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 23, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
My mom calls it Krugers
And for some reason, in Minneapolis I called it Loonds.
Not every supermarket can be so eloquently christened “Food Lion” or “Hy Vee”
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Loonds sounds right
At least to Uwe Knutsen and the other local Scandahoovians.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Living in Virginia my whole life, it actually took a while before I realized some people gaze upon alcohol in a grocery store as something full of marvel and wonder
by Synaesthesia on Nov 23, 2011 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS A WONDER
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Same
However, buying alcohol in stores on a Sunday is something to marvel at
Buying beer and wine on Sundays? No problem....
Just wait until noon.
Why yes, I do live in one of the heathen counties in Souf Kahlina.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...until...noon?
Signed, Wisconsin.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Baby steps...
It wasn’t until the late 1980s that we could buy beer and wine on Sundays at all.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
SQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Fire 'n the HOLE!
I hope Boyd Crowder has fathered 12 kids, he is a true American.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Nov 23, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure if trolling or just stupid...
http://247sports.com/Article/Washington-is-finally-a-Buckeye-49904
“It’s the education part. I know all these schools athletically can offer me the same thing. The academic support at Ohio State, there is no way you can fail. Even if you’re giving minimal effort there is no way you can fail.”
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"Academic Support"
“They will do all my homework for me. And write my papers. And take my exams.”
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Unless things have RADICALLY changed since lloyd, neither of you have much ground to stand on
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Michigan players are at least smart enough not to talk about it to reporters.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, yes.
The world-renowned Katzenmoyer Center for Student-Athlete Support.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
WHAT IS THIS? A SCHOOL FOR ANTS?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Exactly. Congrats on your B+ in Miniaturization Studies 2754, Londonjoe
Now don’t be late for voluntary workouts.
Now you can build Offshore Platforms!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
If it's from 247sports, there's a good bet that it's stupid
by Synaesthesia on Nov 23, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
The Georgia 247 site is really good.
The writers there are knowledgeable and go out of their way to not rumor-monger.
Hey, it's pretty comfortable in here toda--
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 12:02 PM EST reply actions
72 outside today
LOLWUT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Since I won't be around tomorrow
/puts on SRS HAT
I am thankful for football, which makes me at times happy, sad, elated, frustrated, excited, mad, depressed, and intrigued, makes me cheer sometimes, cry occasionally, throw furniture, cats, and many small objects, but most of all entertains me and has provided the backdrop of my weekends since I came into the world on a night that Ole Miss beat Arkansas. I am thankful for Fearless Leader, and Aunt Stabby, and Doug and Luke and Run Home Jack, and their excellent writing that puts me in daily danger of getting fired for lack of productivity. I am also thankful for all of you hooligans who like football, drinking, nerdy things, and arguing about BBQ as much as I do. Have a great Thanksgiving, y’all!
//takes off SRS HAT
///puts on totally non-serious OMG THANKSGIVING IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY hat
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 23, 2011 12:04 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
Same to you, kiddo....
And may all your footbaw teams win this weekend.
Now, who are we getting to manage the Cards?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Matheny was hired last week.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't like any of this seriousness from you
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I threw in the hat.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Not good enough... /shifty
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
FYI...I be in Mobile tomorrow through the weekend. Suggestions on where to get away from my Bammer family during the game?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
the library
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 23, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
There will be Bammers no matter where you go.
Except maybe Momma G’s. I’ll be watching it somewhere in Mobile, haven’t decided where yet.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I still haven't tried Kraken /ducks
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
It is available in Mobile.
At Cottage Hill Package Store for sure, not certain where else. I highly recommend you find some. If I end up watching the game at a bar as opposed to at home on my couch in the fetal position, I’ll let you know.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Right by my parents house...might have to pick some up...where is a good bar with good TVs and comfy enough seating to watch the game?
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Your parents and my parents must live quite close.
Suggestions (with the caveat that it will be a Bama-heavy crowd everywhere):
My favorite places are downtown: the Garage (dive, will be pretty full but fun and they have booths); Callahan’s (Irish pub); Bike Shop has a bunch of tables outside so you can reasonably expect to get a seat.
Buffalo Wild Wings if you think we’re gonna need them to flip the sprinklers on at some point, otherwise never go there bc OMG the white trash.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I just tried to find some out here
AND THEY DONT HAVE IT. On the flip side: Deschutes, Ninkasi and Full Sail.
BOO
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Momma G's is t3h leetness
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Good suggestion, I always forget about it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I've only been a couple of times but like it.
I don’t get to the Azaela City that often. when I do, I’m either driving through, or turning right around and heading back up 65.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
BTW, did you have a good time in Ttown for the LSU game?
I’ve never seen it so busy. My normal spot on the quad was taken by noon on Friday so I ended up having to find a new spot.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Had a great time
I was lucky some of my friends were at one of the prepaid numbered tents so I could find them. I gave up on trying to find anyone else on the Quad – just too damn crowded. Watched the 1st half at the Red Shed (never got too crowded) and finished it up at my cousins’ house.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Queen Amadala looks quite festive in her holiday wear!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
#Team holidays are more stressful than normal life
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 23, 2011 12:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
#team not flying anywhere for two days
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have no idea how this happened
I got through O’Hare security in 20 minutes last night at 6pm, and had my own row on the flight home. the day before thanksgivinggeddon, no less
I am flying out of ohare on christmas.
I think it will actually go quite well, not many people travel ON christmas right?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
no. that's not a bad plan actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Flying out of Chicago on New Year's Day
because that flight is $400 cheaper than one the next day. Destination? Honolulu.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
ARE YOU A WIZARD?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I didnt get a cute seatmate though, despite a shockingly high percentage.
(Woooo going home from school for thanksgiving)
that's my favorite game in the whole world.
who am I going to sit next to?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I always lose this game.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I was on a flight last week
First words out of the mouth of the girl next to me: “OK, just so you know, I’m incredibly claustrophobic….”
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
I tend to win!
ever since I was…. 12, I think.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
though at least
I managed to dodge the Filipino man with the 8 inch long hair sticking out of the mole on his chin.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
yep, this a thousand times
/has date with flight attendant in a few days
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
See, I would think this would be AWESOME.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Perfect arrangement.
I’d take that or each person living in their own half of a duplex.
/This is why I’ll be single forever
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
#teamhatesclingyneedysignificantothers
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
3 home/4 away
would be AWESOME, but it turned out in our case to be 1/1.5 home and 8/9 away. When her base in NOLA closed, she got transferred to NYC. So, between commuting back/forth to NYC and paying for an apartment there plus a home here, it almost destroyed us. We survived, though, and have been together 11 years, married 7. But yeah, the away thing is really not that bad with cell phones and free long distance and face time and such. Plus, flight privileges. ALL. THE. STANDBY.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
The bar last night was PACKED with college kids.
I had forgotten it was the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. Big mistake.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
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No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
This totally applies to Christmas.
For some reason, doesn’t apply to Thanksgiving most of the time – maybe because we spend it with family friends instead of actual relatives.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Any Tennessee fans hate Kentucky enough to have an internet fight? Anyone? Is anyone out there? Y'all don't care at all about us do you?
Sposed to be SEC
We can have an internet fight if you want.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
can I find a stanford fan outside my family? I would prefer not to fight with family right now.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
RAWR!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
METHODIST
/come at me bros
//seriously, come at me, i have cake and punch, we can all sit here on the picnic blanket, it’s a pretty nice day outside
by emc503 on Nov 23, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but no alcohol
/lives with methodists
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Methodists I grew up with all drank alcohol...
It’s the Baptists across the street that gave us the stink-eye
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
it's kind of a complicated div school joke...
but Methodists were the temperance movement in England
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, the UK division again
Us and the Brits, one people divided by a common language.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
And they had the radical idea . . .
. . . of teaching the poors to read. Those Wesley boys were considered dangerous in their day.
/ roomed with div students at Duke
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
they are the best roommates.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My 'nephew' is currently in that role...
He’s an OK kid and a hell of a lot of fun to drink with.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
they have that happy medium of being good social drinkers without having a "problem" and stealing all your shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Shipley falls in the "steal all your shit to pay for coke" territory
or his girlfriend does
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have returned from two generations in the future with a picture of Charjaxcodon Shipcoy
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Brilliant!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
no hyphens or apostrophes in thefirst name
you aren’t even trying, are you?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Nov 23, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Did you find two scientists to make you that?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
The difference between a Methodist and a Baptist
is that a Methodist will say hi to you when you run into him in the liquor store.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
saving that one.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's like, the most Oregon-bro thing ever.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well, you've been away so we'll let it slide.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have no shame in admitting that the aforementioned meal sounds really really good.
11 AM isnt too early to have a beer on a Tuesday, right? Right?
Sun up over the yardarm?
Sun up over the yardarm.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'll stick to Miller Lite
A McDonald’s burger, and a Coca-Cola, thank you very much.
/ND Donors FTMFW!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That sounds delicious.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I miss this place so much
They’re gonna have to pry my fingers off the airplane door with a crowbar to get me back to Chicago
To be fair, there's a metric fuckload of delicious food available in Chicago, too.
#teamreallymissesaproperItalianbeef
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Chicago is pretty good
Portland, I just know better than anywhere and have a long list of favorites. Plus the fresh seafood and closeness of just about every type of produce or livestock is a big plus.
We ate at Mazzi's last night. I would go back several times if it were up to me.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Never been
All I know in Eugene are the hole in the wall places that college kids are wont to frequent. Looking forward to heading back down on Friday.
I think we'll be at Track Town before the VB game on Friday.
I’ll either be drowning my post-Hawkeye sorrows or celebrating Iowa delenda est. Prolly have the in-laws and kids in tow, though, so it won’t be anything memorable (or memory-erasing, for that matter).
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I cant drink that much either, as I'm heading straight back to Portland after the game
(This is a poor choice made necessary by the fact that I get to see my uncle and his fam after hearing extraordinarily good news about his cancer)
Go eat at Nicholas' Restaurant on the East Side (Lebanese/Middle-eastern)
Excellent food
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 23, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
this means nothing to no one but...
I’d give a kidney to live in Portland. Just moved to the Chicago ‘burbs for work but believe me, if my career gives me a chance to live there, I would. I hear nothing but good things from hundreds of people and the scenery…GAH. One day i’m just going to up and move and figure out work later…
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Chicago 'burbs are turrible.
If I owned Hell and Schaumburg, I know which one I’d rent.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Not that far out
Schaumburg is still a little far for me…just in Brookfield, still…
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Nov 23, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
That reminds me:
TERRANOVA! How was Monday’s episode? I missed it due to spending 4.5 hours in a read-against going through a journal article written by some African-American Marxist from Miami (FL) Law School.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
rawr
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
's okay. you won't find any UK fans who hate UT enough to start a fight anyway
looks like it’s just gonna be you in the corner fighting with the “support beams”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, the hate is there on our side
Just not there on the Tennessee side.
It’s much more pronounced in SE Kentucky and NE Tennessee. It’s also much more pronounced among old people, because UK-UT was actually remotely competitive back then, UT-UF wasn’t a rivalry yet, and the bad blood of snitches hadn’t been spilled for UT-Bama
Sposed to be SEC
When my dad was at Berea in the early 60s...
…they used to climb up on an overpass and throw oranges at Vol cars returning from the game.
(This is the same man who staged his own shooting in the cafeteria with a starter pistol and a bag of ketchup. RIP Pops.)
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Nov 23, 2011 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Remember that part about me getting out of here early today?
LOLOLOLOL.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 23, 2011 12:29 PM EST reply actions
My condolences. I shall #teamnopants in your place.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 23, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand
I just found out I DON’T have to work tomorrow.
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 23, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
we just got a hell of a troll from our director of communications. guy has major balls.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I would try to have a fight with an LSU fan but it would probably fail.
LSU fans couldn’t say anything more derogatory or disrespectful than what Herbstreit and a ton of other analysts have already said about the Hogs this week.
That and the two schools have about 20 years to go before there is any true hatred between the fanbases. Don’t get me wrong, I hate LSU with the fury of a thousand suns but most Arkansans still hate Texas more and LSU fans are pretty much focused on ’Bama these days.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:40 PM EST reply actions
Didn't Ole Miss-LSU use to be a thing?
Obviously not so much anymore, but maybe back in the day?
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Nov 23, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Very one sided.
Not many LSU fans save up our hatred of OM any more. We like to spread it out evenly amongst the conference, with occasional peaks (Bama) and valleys (Kentucky/Vandy/Tennessee/rest of the East). Easier that way.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
/pats allicols' head patronizingly
Yes. It’s a thing.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
/takes a knee
//takes a knee
///takes a knee
////takes a knee
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
All bitchiness aside
Alli, I’m rooting for your other team Saturday. It pains me to say it now, and I’ll never say it again, but there it is.
/sigh…
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Gah, I am a horrible, forgetful person.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Send it back,
and you’re just forgetful. Keep the fucker, and then you’ll be horrible. Never both, though.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
She STILL hasn't sent that back?
/has no room to talk
//wastes entire day on internet
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
It's a thing.
/obligatory
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
HARRUMPH HARRUMPH WAKE FOREST YOUR CURRICULUM LACKS AAU CERTIFICATION
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Hey! You s'posed to be SEC....
What the hell you talking acedemic rigor for?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm workin' with what I got here...
HAH! HAH! YOUR BAPTIST ORIGINS PRECLUDE ADEQUATE COCKTAIL MANUFACTURE!
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Nov 23, 2011 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's better, and more in keeping with SEC customs...
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Elijah Craig questions your premise.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They so new money
I don’t care if you were founded in 1834, your campus isn’t even 60 years old yet.
Sposed to be SEC
RJR: I WANTZ UNIVERSITEEZ
WAKE: OKAYZ. WE MOVEZ TO WINSTIN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FUCK AUBURN
I hope Alabama curb stomps those motherfuckers into oblivion. That toothless bitch and towel waving asshat trooper can go DIAF
by Patrick Murphy Sux on Nov 23, 2011 12:50 PM EST reply actions
I feel bad asking but is it male or female?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
My money is on female
But it’s not a large bet.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Looks quite large to me.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
well, at least she-Meatloaf compensated
for the missing teeth by rocking the fu-manchu
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Kroger's trip was a success
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
that will end well
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 23, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Georgia fans: NYT throws the gauntlet
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/27/magazine/can-the-bulldog-be-saved.html
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 23, 2011 12:55 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I see that Charlie Weis is a member of #teamnopants
Not sure why he is wearing a shirt that has a G on it though.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
evolution of a coordinator (no really read the article- the first two pages are pure, unadulterated, uga trolling)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
(Sigh)
“Each Uga has been a white male, leaving Seiler open to the occasional charge of doggy sexism and racism.”
Keep fucking that chicken, NYT…
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
me neither.
WAIT A MINUTE… PETA actually requested that UGA use an animatronic mascot?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's creepy as fuck.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
There's a precedent
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I will say the Bulldogge has some promise
sounds like a dog I would buy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Clear joke is clearly a joke.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
It fits nicely into the classic NY Times parody headline
“World to End, Women, Minorities Hardest Hit”
Our Strength and Conditioning program
really has fallen by the wayside…
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
New Yorkers identifying inbreeding in the south?
How rare is that?
#FireSonnySeiler
Seriously, that guy is hurting those dogs in an attempt to get a pure white one with the most hideous shape.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
change the breed standard would be me
(family breeds hunting dogs to hunt, not look pretty)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
See this is where I was trying to go with the Weis joke.
Pure, white, hideious shape. Can bulldogs be blustery?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my jesus. I just figured out where Les Miles learned to clap.
That must be the secret to their power.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
HADOKEN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 23, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
streetfighter rec
"sometimes i take humor seriously. sometimes i take seriousness humorously. either way, it is irrelevant." Mal-2
"if you can't get any enlightenment out of a situation, you might as well get some fun." Wiggs Dannyboy
distim the frammisgoshes!
by thetennesseethumper on Nov 23, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
KAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 28888888888888888888888-2777777777777777777777777
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
/show ends
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
as long as that Kamehameha lasts about 7 episodes then I would say that was accurate
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
Secondary: Honeycrisp Apple Cider
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 23, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Someone with skillz
needs to ’shop some spiky gold hair on this pic, STAT
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
What a cute angry little man he is.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Awww, look at him in his wee little boots!
You do know there were two statues to be placed on campus? This was the other one.
Some vampires really came come out in the daytime. They are attracked to black and white stripes.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:17 PM EST reply actions
Nick Saban: chinese Vampire
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Dick Butkus award is bullshit
In:Courtney Upshaw: 39 tackles, 1 INT
Out: Danny Trevathan: 135 tackles, 4 INT
Also bullshit: the punter of the year award (I don’t remember what it’s called), which didn’t have Wing as a finalist.
Sposed to be SEC
Wait, you mean they give Alabama players awards they don't deserve?
That never happens.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Trent richardson is the best player to average 2.8 YPC EVAR
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yeah, Trent sucks.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Brad Wing's day will come
Remember how they waited until the Return of the King to give Peter Jackson the Oscar? It’s a down-under thing.
by haveagreatday on Nov 23, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
I was pretty aggro about it
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with haveagreatday
They’re probably trying to avoid giving it to him 2 or 3 times in a row.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I guess
Still a massive load of bullshit. So give the kid the award this year (it’s not like he hasn’t earned it) and use that as an excuse to give it to someone else next time.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
AJ McCarron has a glorious chest tattoo?
Is it in place of chest hair?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:18 PM EST reply actions
they sell it on a t shirt
I asked my roommate for one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That is a thing of glory.
BAMA BOY KNOWS WASSUP!
Can anyone else make out what’s up above the “family crest” and to the right of Jesus’s head? At least he didn’t go for blonde haired blue eyed jesus.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
One dude at a wrestling match had, I shit you not, blonde haired blue eyed Jesus breaking off the cross right next to an "Affliction" script
took up his whole back.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why is the WVU Mountaineer wearing a crown of thorns?
Oh…
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Penis goes where?
Oh, Penis goes there.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:32 PM EST reply actions
Herm Edwards a possibility at UCLA per ESPN radio
It’s probably bullshit, but guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Better than Belloti, but when a school like fucking Arizona can get RichRod that woudl be pretty disappointing.
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I got a speeding ticket this morning. The cop wrote it for 78 in a 70, and that was being nice. He could have written it for more. Is it worth going to court to fight? (I live in VA, if that makes a difference.)
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or see if the judge will let you take a defensive driving course or something to get it off your record.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's the being on the record part that I'm more worried about
i always seem to apply for jobs that ask if I’ve had a ticket before, and I’d rather not have to explain it every time.
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sometimes they will remove the ticket if the defensive driving course is completed.
in any case defensive driving should lower your insurance rate.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Where did you get the ticket, and how much is it for?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Where at?
Last weekend was brutal. I’ve never seen so many cops up and down 64, 81, 77 and 29.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Botetourt County? DANGER WILL ROBINSON
I would pay it if at all reasonable and go take a course to fix the points.
If you feel like you need to contest, don’t do it without an in-county attorney. Botetourt judges have been known to fuck with students/recent alumni something fierce. Like, the “toss light speeders in jail for a night for lulz” kind of fuck.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Weird. I cruised 81 at about 85 and never saw a single cop on Saturday.
Only saw a single trooper on 64, but, by then, the typical Tidewater traffic had made it impossible to speed anyway
by Synaesthesia on Nov 23, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I believe this:
He could have written it for more.
is an an exception to the hearsay rule and admissible in court.
Not that the Commonwealth’s going dig through your Internets usage for a speeding ticket.
Oops hit enter too soon
Friend of mine in south carolina got pulled over going 107 in 65 or 70. Cop didn’t show up even after his lawyer demanded a jury trial well in advance.
Sposed to be SEC
I have the sneaky suspicion he'll be in court that day
this is the big highway safety day, I’m sure he’ll write 50 tickets today.
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Judge: What are you doing here today?
Hokie: I dunno, i was just like fuck it. Better than gettin stoned and watching cartoons all day.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's distinctly possible, based upon that exchange, that I've represented MechE Hokie before.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Note:
I’ve never before had the need to be represented in court, and I don’t use drugs. I just happen to drive at higher than allowed speeds.
To the tweetmobile!
No, it's just that exchange sounds like about 60% of my client base.
Ahhh, public defender overspill. Never change.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Need more info
-What’s the rest of your record like? That’s important to know 1) how much your insurance will go up if it’s not fixed, as well as the chances the judge lets you plead to something lower.
-How much will the lawya cost? This is the important one. I got out of almost that exact ticket (78 in 70) on I-77 around Bland and the lawyer only charged $250 which was clearly worth it. But my next ticket, in Cocke Co. TN, I couldn’t get representation for <$750, which clearly was not worth it.
Lawyers shouldn’t be hard to find, because they’ll probably flood your mailbox.
Sposed to be SEC
First ticket
and as far as lawyer costs, I have no idea. I might just walk into court that day and see what happens. I don’t have anything else going on that day.
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Botetourt County
I’d imagine there’s going to be a lot of tickets that day, 75% of VA’s state troopers are out ticketing today.
To the tweetmobile!
If it's an expensive one
Show up to court, hope the cop doesn’t show up, or see if you can get defensive driving instead.
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Damn, I just saw this
I could have gotten it taken to a non-moving violation for you. Next time call me if you get a traffic ticket in VA, darnit.
Wait, you said you have a ticket, not court.
Reading fail. I don’t go to Botetourt but my firm does.
West Wing auto-rec? Yais.
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Indians in the lobby?
How?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
When you say there are indians in the lobby
do you mean there are really indians in the lobby?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Commiserations to Aunt Stabby
Doug has obviously confused “women” with “livestock.” It is true that the Georgia Institute of Technology lacks four-legged domestic beasts, unlike the Clarke County School of Farming Arts & Sciences. Not only is GIT well supplied with female pulchritude, but every single one of them knows what “pulchritude” means. The fair milk maids of Athens may be more numerous, but their conversational stock tends to run the gamut from “Dancing With the Stars” to “Jersey Shore.”
Here’s a primer, Doug, for future reference:
Women:
Livestock:
To, and I cannot stress this enough, Hell with Georgia.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
by Golden Hand on Nov 23, 2011 2:05 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
hide. hide now.
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Yeah, especially since those aren't Jersey cows
but Brown Swiss
LOLGURLZ
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, you mean
the 400 post back-and-forth of the same tired insults over and over again? Yeah…I z’d through that one.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
OH, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN STANFORD
/crickets
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Check the basketball arena?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
LEMME TELL YOU UNCLE PRAGUE, STANFORD IS JUST A BAND OF ROGUE UPSTARTS AND NEERDOWELLS
YOUR CLASSES AINT WORTH SHIT. PASS FAIL IS FOR PUSSIES.
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Leland Stanford JUNIOR University
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's good hate right there.
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I love hate week
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Nov 23, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
A word of advive
Find one that doesn’t say Okie state at the bottom. Otherwise 8/10
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Another word of advice
Spell advice correctly.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Misspellings add to the engineering school verisimilitude.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Quality hate is quality.
LONG LIVE HATE WEEK!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
And, in the spirit of Hate Week, I remebered that it's been two days since I've posted this picture...
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I see that
And I’ll raise you
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 23, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I pronounced that as Rammer Lamber
More fitting for aTm.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 23, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know if that's a raise.
I think it’s just a call. After all, where are his jorts and cell phone holster?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
there is another picture of this guy wearing what appears to be a khaki kilt
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 23, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
The fake tebow tat makes it.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
T-Bone. Brilliant.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Nov 23, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Proud to green.
Now it’s time to motherfucking facelift bar.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Would rec again. A1 poster.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Oh, do you accept the Paypals?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
accepts the paypals
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I like how the bottom one says Oklahoma State
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Awww, it would have been much better if your livestock photo wasn't wearing the Okie Light brand....
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's a Tech girl that will never give you a second glance
Here’s a photo of the real Tech girls
Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
by Honest Engine on Nov 23, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
THWG
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Too bad there's not one from Oregon State with a pair of sheep.
Such a photo would be FABULOUS.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I see what you did there.
And also over there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So does she....
Sees what he did over there….
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Your response which is lazy: I see it.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
There's an old Sicilian saying
“She can cook the fish and watch the cat at the same time”.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Much more elegant than referring to her as a hammerhead shark.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I can hear my homework yelling at me from my backpack
I think I’ll set it on fire
/the voices are screaming inside my head
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 23, 2011 2:33 PM EST reply actions
Take a vote with them.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Damon Magazu, #11, East Carolina Pirate Free Safety, baller.
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
They're all eating glue
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 23, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Carry on.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 23, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
GO CHELSEA
/ohgodohgoddon’tgooutingroupstage
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LOL
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Guh
Definitely need a positive result after the past few weeks.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
OT: trolltastic
My friend at work told one of our more impressionable co-workers the other day that Justin Bieber knocked up Selena Gomez and sent her a link to a story on the World News. She’s still trying to verify the veracity of the story two days later and my friend’s not even here to enjoy it.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Nov 23, 2011 2:44 PM EST reply actions
our comm director sent out a joke email telling us McKinsey had merged with GS. I could check up on it.
no one with Blackberries could.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fuck
Fred Jackson may miss the rest of the season. So long fantasy championship
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 23, 2011 2:44 PM EST reply actions
Hit the 6,000 word mark on my paper that I'm trying to keep under 8,000.
I can’t believe I’m actually getting shit done this week. Also I’m getting paid next semester without even having to teach! Sexy time!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Just caught the Mars Needs Women reference.
That’s a real movie? I saw it on TV in Paris once but thought it might have just been a hash and absinthe induced hallucination.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Sexy Time? Very Nice!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WHY????????????
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
As a response to alexanderkotov's last post, and a favor to the traditional women and nontraditional men of the EDSBS commentariat.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that image is a disfavor to anyone who's not legally blind.
Why not go for the South Crackalacky bros?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
title = very clicked
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be in my....coffin.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 23, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Once more with feeling,
TITLE CLICKED!!!
GAAAAH!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 3:30 PM EST reply actions
Ugh, reply fail.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's time to say "fuck it" and close the office.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 23, 2011 3:34 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, I've got nothing left in the tank for today.
And yet, here I am ’til 5.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
IF YOU CLOSE YOUR DOORS A MINUTE BEFORE FIVE O'CLOCK
you’ll never open them again!!!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 23, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And fuck this, my enthusiasm for today has waned to bupkis....
Check y’all Friday!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 23, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
It's a Wonderful Life autorec
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 23, 2011 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
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