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BETWEEN THE SYNAPSES: OREGON HEAD COACH CHIP KELLY

To paraphrase Wu-Tang, the game of football is like a swordfight: you must think first, before you move.  Even the most talented athletes are useless without the most exacting and carefully-planned strategies.  Oregon's Chip Kelly knows this, but even he couldn't handle Lane Kiffin's Troll Style.  (It's immensely strong, and immune to nearly any criticism.)

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No...just...no - you gotta slide over and help...DAMMIT!  I knew we shouldn't have listened to all that horseshit about Woods being out.  Kiffin was just messing with us, and it worked.  I don't even know why I called Lyles to see if he'd heard anything. "Oh yeah, saw that kid in a hospital bed, missing both legs.  Looked real angry, too."  I know you're just feeding me old "Breaking Bad" scenarios, Willie, and I'm not gonna put up with it anymore.

Star-divide

Oh, come on, ref, you're just gonna let them SIT on my player?  I swear to god if they pull that Cal fake injury stunt I will knife the back judge.

Christ, I've seen toddlers with attention disorders hold blocks longer than this.  We gotta start breaking some long runs to take some pressure off Darron.

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Ok, time to get back on track.  Find the seams in the coverage - good, now keep that pass accura - OH GOD HELP ME IF YOU DROP ANOTHER PASS I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND FASHION THEM INTO A CUMMERBUND WHICH I WILL WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL.  I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S INAPPROPRIATELY FORMAL.

We just look so unprepared.  I knew I shouldn't have let the team watch the Oklahoma State game last night.  Figured it might get them all fired up, really come out swinging today.  Instead they just got cocky and distracted.  Dammit dammit dammit.

It's not over yet.  We won't just lay down.  I've gotta pull out all the steps, because Kiffin's coaching the hell out of his team right now.

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Man.  First that kickoff return, then the two-point conversion we got on review...maybe we have this!  Come on, let's get this field goal and send the damn thing to OT!

...

NO WHY FUCKING HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT

Sigh.  It hurts to admit it, but I gotta tip my hat to Kiffin.  I don't know how he did it, but he found all the strategic angles to beat us tonight.

Just makes you wonder what's going through his head for these big games.

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INFORMER!
You know say something something cause no one beatin Laaaaane
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says something something something something House of Paaaain
A licky boom-boom down

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of all, I’d like to say thanks to Coach Kiffykins for the big W on Saturday. It was appreciated. Second, that’s all I got.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Nov 21, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

Order has been restored to the Pac 12

by oc phil on Nov 21, 2011 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

By "order being restored"

I assume you mean Rick Neuheisel will win the PAC 12 South, right?

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

patience grasshopper

You have to wait for the DERP, you cannot bait it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

But I want a (DERP) goose to lay gold eggs for easter NOW!

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Mr. Wonka, Veruca stole the Gobstopper

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

By order you mean USC being in 3rd place overall?

Or is reading the standing too difficult for USC fans?

by KitIsh on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No, beating Oregon

And in any case, we’re the blank line at the top of the South Division, for the next few days at any rate.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep you beat us

We’ll have fun winning the Pac-12 CG and playing in the Rose Bowl though.

It’s just funny that USC fans are acting like you’ve won the conference when you’re guaranteed to have a worse record than Stanford and barring a massive collapse will have a worse record than Oregon. While you beat us, you still lost to ASU and Stanford.

If history was all that counted SKLM, we’d all be watching Yale games.

by KitIsh on Nov 21, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Haaaa, No kidding... I actually had a great time on Sat seeing Harvard whack yale

Kitish: Take is a compliment that USC is celebrating the win against Oregon….shows how far that little, small town program funded single-handedly by Mr. Nike has come in recent years.

by SKLM on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So we’re not supposed to be excited about beating the conference big dog with a young team? How quickly we become the college football 1%, KitIsh, how quickly. I don’t recall Oregon fans saying “oh well, it wasn’t the conference, so we shouldn’t be excited” in 2007, for instance, but success does make us all jaded.

This is like the virtual world cup – it’s not an actual conference win, but it’s not bad, and considering how things were looking in September…

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

I suppose USC fans talking shit from below us after an upset is a role reversal. Fair enough.

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT

by jcolomy on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does this mean Purdue will play in the Pac-12 title game?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Given that the other alternatives are Utah, ASU, and UCLA

I don’t see why not.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Yes, Oregon will win the conference.

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT

by jcolomy on Nov 21, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ND fan here

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Oregon got distracted by the uniforms Friday night

They must have thought “Why is USC playing Oregon State? I thought we were playing USC tomorrow.”

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

I like the hat, Lane.

I have a couple like it but in different colors. I can wear these hats because I’m not A HEAD COACH OF A FOOTBALLS TEAM AT A MAJOR UNIVERSITY ON TV.

This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense

by cowcollege on Nov 21, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

He looks like the annoying freshman in college who giggles at anything that could be construed as a marijuana reference

and constantly talks about their human sexuality class like they are a bad-ass for taking a class where the teacher says naughty words.

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Reposting. 4 bowl games I'd love to see

Arkansas vs. Houston
Arkansas State vs. Southern Mississippi
Wisconsin vs. LSU
Oregon vs. Oklahoma State

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

I have no particular interest atm in whoever goes to the Orange Bowl

I’d like the Arkansas/Houston & Arky State/Southern Miss games so much though.

ALL THE SCORING?
ALL THE SCORING

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I want Rutgers in the Pinstripe Bowl

And to bring fewer fans than ’Cuse did last year, and get worse TV ratings.

by drothgery on Nov 21, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But it's the OMG NEWYOK TV MARKET!!!!!!11

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Strive nobly Rutgers

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Nov 22, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Classy Chip "The Lip" Kelly Dept

The College footbaw world is finally coming around and realizing that Lane “The Brain” Kiffin can coach a game that few, if any, can match, in addition to being a recruiting genius.
Plus, Matt Barkley ain’t a shabby qb and leader of men on the gridiron. Here is The Lip Chip Kelly on Barkley:
"In games against us I thought Matt Barkley was the best QB we’ve seen all year," Kelly said. "He was accurate. He had a great command of that offense."

by SKLM on Nov 21, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

His apparent insight into the minds of 17-year-olds is

disturbing, I’ll give you that.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Back in 09 when Kiffin, Mullen, and Chizik were hired in the SEC

I remember Kiffin being graded as the top hire, Mullen second, and Chizik being the worst decision possible.

This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense

by cowcollege on Nov 21, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Chip "The Lip" Kelly?

Fantastic. I want you to be in charge of all coach nicknames from now on.

I’m not being sarcastic here. Seriously.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to try!

Lane “The inane” Kiffin.

/amidoingthisright?

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Nov 22, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

This is one of my favorite sentences ever.
OH GOD HELP ME IF YOU DROP ANOTHER PASS I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND FASHION THEM INTO A CUMMERBUND WHICH I WILL WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL. I DON’T CARE IF THAT’S INAPPROPRIATELY FORMAL.

And I have a feeling I will be screaming it at Ole Miss receivers for the rest of my life.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Nov 21, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

As long as you win the party, right?

/adjusts cummerhandbund.

Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I might beat you to that one

as a certain Messr. Deonte Thompson, who already suffers the malady colloquially known as “cock-fingers” will undoubtedly elicit this reaction from me this weekend. FSU Hate Week Ahoy!

Go gata!

by theologator on Nov 21, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Is theologator like philosoraptor

only with theology?

"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source

by cmill126 on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a theology grad student

My undergrad was at UF, hence theologator. But I like the cut of your jib. That’s so much cooler than the real answer, and I’m definitely claiming that’s what it is.
/false etymology’d
/Death brings you to heaven. But death is bad. HEAVEN IS BAD?!?

Go gata!

by theologator on Nov 21, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some good Theo-logic right there

"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source

by cmill126 on Nov 21, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe death is like a car ride

with [your least favorite relative], who takes you to [theme park of your choice].

I.e., a sad trip that ends in a happy place.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why thank you, sir

That’s why they pay us the big bucks.

Go gata!

by theologator on Nov 21, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And a gator.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure about the answer to that

but I’m quite the procrasturbator!

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldnt a corset be more gender appropriate?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The Beek

Appreciates Lane’s motivational stylings

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook

by Billy Gomila on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, losing to ASU is SICK BRO

You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT

by jcolomy on Nov 21, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/looks at SBnation bowl projections.

//Sees BYU – ECU Bell Helicopters Armed Forces Bowl
ALL. THE. DERP.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OH FUCK YOU ROSS EVANS. WE HAD A 3 YEAR STREAK OF NO ARRESTS.
DENTON — The kicker for Texas Christian University football team has been arrested.
Ross Evans, 21, was charged with criminal trespassing after an incident that occurred back on November 8.

According to the Denton police incident report, Evans kicked in the door of an apartment located in the 2700 block of Colorado Street.

Police said the incident may have been the result of a man stealing Evans’ friend’s cell phone. According to the report, Evans kicked in the door of the alleged thief’s apartment in an attempt to find the phone or the man.

After being identified as the man who may have entered the home illegally, Evans turned himself in to police on Monday.

Evans is charged with criminal trespass of a habitation.

Evans was named ‘Special Teams Player of the Week’ for his performance in Saturday’s win over Colorado State.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The KICKER got arrested?

If it were Fulmer Cup season, I assume that would earn some bonus points.

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by allicolls on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot a fuck there.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

He kicked the door in, therefore he is a kicker.

But I’m with ya. I hate kickers…

Kickers...whatya gonna do.

by Boise State of Mind on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want to see Boise dominate Big East football for awhile

Maybe it’ll push the rest to improve more.

Also, Boise is my 4th fav team.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

LACES IN LACES IN OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCKSTICK

I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.

by marktgarten on Nov 21, 2011 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I will rec that

And giggle like a 9 year old school girl every time I think about that game.

by SC_Ute on Nov 22, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GAH YOU EVIL MAN

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

That face says...

“Worth it, totally worth it!”

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So was the door kick from the left or right side of the frame?

Also, what kicking style did he use on the door?*

*please let it be crane.

Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

.........................
FORT MILL —

For the second time this football season, a Nation Ford Falcon has committed to a Division I school.

Offensive lineman J.T. Boyd has given a verbal commitment to play football in 2012 for East Carolina University. He’s still required to make the commitment official by signing a letter of intent in February.

Boyd, who was being looked at by Furman University, Presbyterian College, Coastal Carolina University and Newberry College, chose East Carolina because of his opportunity to play sooner than later.

What.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

wha?

Is it the “Nation Ford” Falcons or the Nation “Ford Falcons”?

Because one is funny and the other is not.

by smk73 on Nov 21, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ford Falcon auto-rec

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hivemind!

Even the same photo. I hadn’t even scrolled down from the OP before I posted mine.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

GREAT CAR

right up until it explodes underneath you.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I WILL FIGHT YOU

You must be talking about the Pinto. I never remember hearing bad things about the Falcon back in the day.

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

One word:

ThunderCougarFalconBird

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Nov 22, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't think it's credible

but Finebaum is talking reports that Mark Richt is quitting at Georgia.

My favorite part of the rumor is that Derek Dooley would be a leading candidate.

How funny would it be if Tennessee kept making questionable coaching hires, only to have them repeatedly stolen by better programs making even more questionable decisions?

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

Best website ever?

Best website ever.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

heh.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT THE BEES!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

fantastic

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Nov 22, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually reminds me of the trollingest thing I ever found online

It had Peter Griffin singing “Everybody’s heard about the bird” but my damn browser window resized then bounced all over my monitor.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I love those.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Dutch Elmore Disease

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YAIS
BFeldmanCBS Bruce Feldman
Expect Rich Rodriguez to be named the next Arizona head coach in the next 48 hours according to sources.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good hire

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for him. I hope it works out well.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fraggle Rock!

/clapclap

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Nov 21, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good, good.

Let the Pac-12 forgot about defense forever.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If he's able to make them competitive, Arizona-Oregon games should be a blast.

Ridiculous tempo and super high scoring.

So, now:

REMEMBER THE FIVE FOUR BLACKBALLED COACHES:
Leach, Leavitt, Mangino, Rodriguez, Shannon

Do we have an appropriate replacement fifth, or shall this be left at four?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah,

I’d say Leach, Leavitt, Mangino are the three left.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think he deserves a job, but he was basically put in there because I wanted to make it an even five.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm.

Leach, Leavitt, and Mangino broke no rules. Rodriguez presided over minor rules violations that weren’t the problem. Shannon wasn’t fired because of Nevin Shapiro, as far as I know; Tressel is out because he got caught cheating.

So I see the reason why Tressel isn’t coaching more than I see the reason why the others aren’t (save Shannon, I guess; I don’t know what his role in the Shapiro thing was, but that’s a huge stain on the record).

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Did Leavitt not? I haven't followed his story past the firing, but

did he not pull that campaign across campus of “I run this place—cross me at your peril”?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Croom?

Holthz?

I don't have a signature...but if I did, it would have Chloe in it

by BoKno on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bruce Pearl

If you want to include coaches of other college sports.

by UGAVike on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that I think he'd be tempted to look for anything at this point

But I’d guess that Paterno is untouchable at this point.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Noooo

he was supposed to come to Clemson after Dabo failed! WHYYYYYYYY

by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that RichRod is being hired, the other job changes will start

I just want Mike Leach to get hired. Please, COTG!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

A CROWN FOR A PRINCE

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The pointing at Indiana

is what makes this extra LOLsome

"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source

by cmill126 on Nov 21, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Magical.

At least we’re a finger!

SOON, ZOOK

by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

And a big fuck you too buddy for using the helmet-that-never-was logo.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Attempting to make a B1G Wheel of Suck:

We need Indiana to beat Purdue, obviously. Also need one of MSU or PSU to take the dive so Nebraska isn’t the only chain to both of them. Assuming it’s PSU:

Ind > Pur > Minn > Iowa > Mich > Ill > NW > Neb > MSU > Wisc > PSU > OSU > Ind

If it’s MSU:

Ind > Pur > Minn > Iowa > Mich > Ill > NW > MSU > Wisc > Neb > PSU > OSU > Ind

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Finebaum is over-interpreting this

It’s undeniable Meyer is having discussions with tOSU. That along is enough for ESPN to pull him from the game so he’s not a distraction (or accused of “bias” by Michigan viewers). It doesn’t mean he’s accepted the offer or that it’s even better than 50% that will happen.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite right

Everybody knows he’s coming to westwood anyway

by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You'll get Houston Nutt

Giggity Blutarkus PAC 12!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Giggity Junior Collegeage Smorgasbord!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Urban Meyer's going to Western Michigan

and Neuheisel’s going to Texas.

/trollgaze

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YES PLZ GO BRONCOS

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Western

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Enjoying the bottom of the MAC?

Well, no, wait. That’s mean. You’re better than Akron.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/pretends to be indignant

/doesn’t actually care at all

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

OH YEAH?!

WELL ALSO FUCK AUBURN. SO THERE.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, fuck Michigan State too, I guess.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. The Four-Letter is quick to resolve conflict of interest issues

I mean, just look at how quickly they pulled Craig James . . .

Oh, wait a minute. Never mind.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

touché

Though you’d hope they eventually learn from mistakes, even if they don’t admit it.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Alleged murder is far worse than anything Mike Leach has been accused of doing.

You’d think ESPN would get the damn point and take the alleged hooker killer off of TV, but NOOOOOOOOOO…

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Another possible instance of me being way out of touch with my school's other fans.

Are Florida fans really mad about anything Urban does at this point? In 6 years we got to see 2 national titles, a heisman winner, and a Sugar Bowl romp. Not to mention tons and tons of wins over UT, FSU, and UGA. Who gives a crap what he does next? Am I really that alone?

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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That wouldn't change the fact that he was legitimately burned out on being the UF coach.

We got what he had to give us. And it was awesome. If another challenge re-energizes him, I just can’t see why I should care.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if Meyer took the Georgia or FSU jobs

I would expect a little bitterness (or at least some cold feelings). But as for jobs with non-rivals, nah, that’s his business.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well yeah. An old coach signing with a rival is always good for some hate, regardless of why he left you.

Although to be fair I would have loved it if Spurrier had gotten, say, the Tennessee job.

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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

NO, we discussed this earlier.

everything went better than expected.
Good for him.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I replied to you um...men will be scared.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

actually you are right there with some of the other 'ladies' at my box.

it also doesn’t hurt that one of them IS a personal trainer for a jerb.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

just had to internet finger quote it didn'tcha?

i don’t know what the deal is on the pull up. i was down to lowest band in Atlanta, got here and BAM gone.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to. I really had to.

Different weight of air?
Thinner air due to atmospheric pressure?

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

"The Big 12 plays seven on seven summer camp football."

Caller who doesn’t see why there is “chaos” because Alabama and LSU are clearly the top teams.

/mdwm

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

awww SEC homerism is so cute ain't it.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait till you see C-USA homerism....

So sad….

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

MACtion forever!

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*Arkansas sits over here unassumingly*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, we prefer arena football xD

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll lose to Penn Wagers and like it sonny boy.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Penn Wagers is mightier than the Sword

Arkansas fans already expect 7 phantom holding calls, 4 late hit penalties, & 3 facemask penalties against us.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hogs have to actually get to the QB to get a late hit penalty

Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.

by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Not with Penn Wagers, silly

“Breathed on the QB. 10 yard penalty”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/Arkansas loses to Wisconsin again

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

They promised us Michigan State!!!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Look,

I’ll GLADLY have Wisconsin take Arkansas in the Capital One Bowl if all else fails for both teams.

Joe Schad reports that Casey Dick is out of eligibility. Damn it!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Joe Schad says nothing but good things about this Mitch Mustain guy

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Nov 22, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It bears repeating

Ohio University must be destroyed.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hire Steve Pederson as Ohio's AD. He'll it for ya.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BEAT OHIO.

Not that Ohio.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio University must be destroyed.

I believe that you are referring to THE Cow College on the Olentangy, which seems to be doing a good job of self-destructing lately.

#RonP4OSU

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

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by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

God, between this & the player being kidnapped in Venezula.

Maybe they should just never leave the U.S.

Horrible news.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Even that didn't work out so well for Lyman Bostock.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Nov 21, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Even worse

His brother was arrested as a suspect

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 21, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord

This has been an awful time for the sports world

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Dear athletes:

STOP DYING.

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by allicolls on Nov 21, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Damn, son, how did you get my picture?

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you considered, sir,

exactly how much shit Pitt should eat?

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At least two metric fuck-tons....

and lose by at least 30 points

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I think this is a better likeness

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

watch at your own risk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 22, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Can't make this stuff up
@schadjoe: Rich Rodriguez is strong leading candidate at Arizona

by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

why is this funny?

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Fits reasonably well with the "Joe Schad is ages behind on everything, then pretends he has a scoop anyway" joke.

Since around the time he tweeted that, others were tweeting that RichRod was already offered the job.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He may usually be behind, but he was a minute ahead of bruce feldman on this one.

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAF'S DRAFT PROSPECTS SAID TO BE "POSITIVE"

According to sources.

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Look upthread. See the Feldman tweet from an hour ago.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, the Joe Schad tweet is also from an hour ago.

But yes, on the internet being behind by 5 minutes is like being behind by a week.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, it was the same time.

EVERYONE POINT YOUR FINGERS AND LAUGH AT ME FOR PICKING APART A LITTLE INTERNET JOKE FOR VALIDITY

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I believe the joke here is that

Schad is tweeting about “leading candidates” while the news is a job offer.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if he hasn't accepted it yet, he hasn't accepted it yet.

aint doin no agreein with your kind this week

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

im actually ok with this, so long as he gets a good DC, not to mention his style of play fits what california/texas high schools do.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

So

Weeden was left off of the O’Brien Semifinalist list

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

heh.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I Lol'd

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Regional influence here

Keenum/Griffin/Weeden (plus a few minor vote-getters) all split votes.

I consider Kellen Moore being left out a bigger upset.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If I had a boat

I’d go out on the ocean

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

And if I had a pony

I’d rid him on my boat.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

"Ride," even

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9HVFw0jj00

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

She hates my momma

She hates my daddy too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU1Us2HKYdA

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/kicks dirt

//I’m never around when Lyle subthreads start
///shucks

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a boat.

I just chilled in the inlet.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If I had a boat

I’d go “I’m on a boat”

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Chinese Buffet tonight

All the MSG? ALL. THE. MSG

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Oh fuck all things

Rumors that Westboro Baptists will try & pickett the funeral of the Arkansas player that tragically passed away yesterday.

Fuck them all! Seriously!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

Bouncyhoops? Bouncyhoops.

Austin Rivers > Seth Curry’s mom > Seth Curry

by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

I think Coach K is looking for a new challenge

He’s just such a leader of young men, he couldn’t help but be successful.

by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NYET

Think bigger. Especially if we’re spending ~ $3 million on hires.

by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Caldwell may be available soon

He won, what, 30% of his games at Wake?

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And he's got the NFL pedigree.

He can sell that to recruits. They’ll be inspired to play for someone that may be dead!

by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Lowe Era was fun for a neutral like myself.

I can only imagine how you felt. I was kinda sad when him and his red blazer got the axe.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh God, it was pure bliss.

Now we have to deal with the homeless man’s version of Calipari.

by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You'd better hope Edsall gets an interview soon, Van Pelt.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

#Cutcliffe4MiamiDolphins

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe

But UMD could use the mulligan on its search. At Duke, Cutcliffe is probably about as good a coach as we’re going to get.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have no good things to say about Edsall

When GERG was fired, I considered him the most qualified person who might plausibly be interested in the job, but…

He went to Syracuse, was not interested in leaving UConn for Syracuse, and then left for UConn.

by drothgery on Nov 21, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Very, very sad

The county where my kids go to school (and run track/XC) is a big feeder for UMD’s distance running program, and all of those kids are about to get cut loose. All because Debbie Yow and the UMD administration got greedy and overexpanded Byrd Stadium just in time for the financial crisis.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A buddy of mine from law school ran track there

He’s right livid about the whole thing. Sounds like they’d need $4m to keep the program afloat for the next few years, which is half of what they paid to get rid of an alum and a guy who won the ACC coach of the year award last season. Genius.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep. Cutting track/XC doesn't save much money

. . . but it does make your Title IX headcount look better. Distance kids tend to be great students, too, so I expect it will also have a negative effect on athletic GPAs and graduation rates, not that anyone in that pay bracket still cares about such things.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well, I'm delighted to hear my tax dollars are being so well used

“Boring but competent” should be the state motto, and plainly Yow et al are neither.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 22, 2011 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The Indianapolis Colts are proud to introduce their new head coach, Tom O'Brien.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

YES.

OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, PUNTING FROM THEIR 44.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/DisturbedShifty/Odrick-Dance.gif

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

tee hee silly title shrinking

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/DisturbedShifty/Odrick-Dance.gif

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

X


lol.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

African American GERG?

Prob

Dictated, but not read.

http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/

by ezcuse on Nov 21, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

How on fucking earth

Do I cut several paragraphs out of my story and end up WITH MORE FUCKING WORDS THAN BEFORE

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking editing. How does it work?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hopefully better

I’m supposed to somehow get more insight from a secret radical Lakota group. None of them have phone numbers, none of them have the internet. We found them by chance while we were visiting Wounded Knee. Seriously. No contact information. But I need a minimum of four voices and we only talked to 2 people because the rest of them were off on a covert fucking mission. But my professor does not understand this.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What in the hell?

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Long story short

We took a class trip out to the Pine Ridge Indian reservation to do a special issue. Somehow, we came across that group and they said we could publish the information we got but that would be the last of the information we could get unless we came back. That’s 6 hours away. But a day before the story is due, he says I don’t have enough voices but can’t understand I can never talk to these people in that amount of time

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Screw the class and the grade

This sounds like your portfolio story to get in the door at a big-city daily.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He's done this the whole way

He also teaches another class I’m in and keeps on assigning assignments while other ones are due. I mean, I understand the real life deadline thing, but c’mon, we have other classes like oh I don’t know, THIS ONE TOO.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And thanks

But my portfolio story was when I spent two days with the media consultant to Mayor Richard J Daley. That was fucking amazing.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

............

Don’t die man.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can be your other voice

I totally went to the sitting bull monument once

by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a member of a radical secret anti-NBA group.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You know who's more underground than any of y'all?

The Memphis Grizzlies.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/does secret handshake

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

...and that was the last we ever heard of Pain in the Sash.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sv spc. Lv t th vwls.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Magnets

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Early lines to chew on

Ewe Tee at Kentucky +7.5
Texas at A&M -8
Houston at Tulsa +3
Iowa at Nebraska -9.5
Arkansas at LSU -12.5
Pitt at Wf’nVU -6.5
UGA at Tech +6
tOSU at Michigan -8
BluePailLunchCollar at J Crew +5
Penn State at Wisconsin -14.5
Bama and Auburn +21
Vandy at Wake +1.5 JEEVES
OSU at Oregon -28
FSU at Gators +2.5
The Last Stand of Houston Dale Nutt Before He Coaches Georgia Next Year MSU +2.5 lol jk MSU -17.5
WSU at Washington -9
Climpsun at USC -4
Iowa State at Oklahoma -28 (note: typo? +28 seems more accuratroll)
Life, Sweetness, Hope at Character and Cruelty -6.5
UCLA at Southern Cal -8ish

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

/BETS THREEVE ON TENNESSEE

I GOT DEBTS, MAN, DEBTS I CAN’T PAY.

AND BY THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS, VANDY IS A 36 POINT FAVORITE OVER US

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I got debts no honest man can pay

So I drew what I had from the Central Trust
And I bought us two tickets on that Coast City bus

/boss’d

by RockyMountainOyster on Nov 21, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EVERYTHING DIES BABY THATS A FACT

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But that shouldn't stop you from putting your makeup on, getting your hair all pretty, and meeting me tonight in Atlantic City.

/awkward

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn to beat spread

But I would have bet anything against the spread against UGA and LSU so I shouldn’t be considered an authority.

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn

by Tuco on Nov 21, 2011 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, betting on Auburn is never a good idea

I used to think (before Arkansas) that the over would have been a lock for all of our games. It doesn’t even work any more.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, I can't figure out who Life, Sweetness and Hope is supposed to be.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Notre Dame's motto

Stanford’s motto under Harbaugh was Character and Cruelty.

I thought inquisitive minds would be able to find the Notre Dame motto by googling it…I was wrong, as it appears to be in every Catholic thing ever.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wait... cruelty? really?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Love you, Jim Harbaugh.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

too bad he's not enough of a michigan man to coach there, right Mike Hart?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I seem to have misplaced my General Studies diploma.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

At least that catastrophe will keep them from trolling future coaches, right? right?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

HOKE WILL COACH FOREVER NANANANANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Hart says what he wants. But since he would like someone there to hire him eventually, he'll be well served to learn discretion sooner or later.

Also, I am really okay with how this has worked out so far.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The single best comment in the history of EDSBS . . .

. . . was when someone read the Marques Slocum fuck lion story, typed in “See. I told you so.”, and signed the comment as “Jim Harbaugh.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That's why I couldn't connect it with Notre Dame...

No offense meant.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell me about it.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL IMAGE FAIL

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously? Iowa -9.5?

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be in Lincoln watching us win.

I have faith.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

UNL is also undefeated all time when I'm in attendance.

This says more about my frequency of attendance than anything.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Were you boycotting Callahan?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Nov 22, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

That says Nebraska -9.5.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Nov 22, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

UCLA/USC line is down to 14.5

from 18.5….don’t know what that means

by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe that's what Neuheisel meant yesterday when he said UCLA was closing the gap

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Nov 22, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Tessitore is calling the UVA-Tech game

Place your life savings on UVA, ladies and gentlemen

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tammy trolling Alabama

“We’re going to win by three because we have a field goal kicker”

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

"we going to beat 'Bama by 3 - 24 to 20!!"

I don't have a signature...but if I did, it would have Chloe in it

by BoKno on Nov 21, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Just found this item at the GoldBlueNews blog

The WVU Marching Band doing their Armed Forces Salute halftime show from a few weeks ago. I’d heard a bit of it during the game, but obviously didn’t get a view like this. This’ll give our new Big 12 brethren an idea of what the band brings to the table. Worth a click. Enjoy.

WVU Marching Band Armed Forces Salute

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East

by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

#GERG4ArizonaState

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just picturing a sad Greg Robinson slowly following Rodriguez out the door of the press conference saying "Can I come? Please, take me with you?".

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#Leavitt4UCLA

#GettingTheBandBackTogether

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#SammichforUSCeDlinecoach

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Already out shopping

for a stuffed tree. Got thrown out of KB Toys for inquiring about a stuffed beaver though…

Dictated, but not read.

http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/

by ezcuse on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Overheard in UCLA athletic department...

AD flunkie: “Arizona just hired RichRod”
Dan Guerrero: “Who?”

"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano

by BillyZoom on Nov 21, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/loads flaming arrow into bow

//shoots self in foot

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Throw jarate!

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wha happan?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Terra Nova everywhere in this bitch.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

IN CHICAGO?

ARE THEY COMING SOUTH? I’m going to need a heads up on this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I stopped watching that show.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Calm down! Your Internet friends are here for you!

When we aren’t trying to delude ourselves into believing in our own pitiful existences, anyway.

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm never shopping at Kohl's again.

I just saw an ad where they used “Friday” for the music. Yes, that “Friday”.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OMG the was fucking horrendous, glad I could FF through it!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I changed the channel about 6 seconds in.

SAD.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Guh

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Want to know why Larry Munson was awesome--

He did things like this
A few years back when a friend of mine worked at the radio station, he asked Larry Munson to record a birthday wish to his Dad.

Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481

by jokastrength on Nov 21, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Love it.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm confused

Why do you think a 2 loss Bama team will play LSU for the title?

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

True, if Auburn beats Alabama and Arkansas beats LSU, then it doesn't matter what happens in the SEC Championship game

But, I find it highly unlikely that both of those events happen. And even if it does happen, it’s almost as likely that Oklahoma would beat Oklahoma State.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

But if Arkansas beats LSU and Alabama loses, then they’re #1. Which is funny, since it’s entirely possible that Alabama wouldn’t fall far enough to give Arkansas the SEC West title. It’s necessary for some other one-loss teams to lose as well, but that’s not out of the question.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I iz so full

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Terra Nova.

I’m going down with the ship.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

as long as you have your laser assault rifle you should be fine

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

when the world was basically california for an era. BUT NO YOU HAD TO GO WHEN THERE WERE DINOSAURS

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The writing is just so, so bad.

Also it costs $4 million a week.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/smugly never started

//just doesn’t pay close enough attention to know when a hot new show is beginning

by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you just remember that show too fondly

it had its poor moments. so did Buffy.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ehhhhhh...

I caught it in college. I thought it was good. I liked it more than I liked the wire, but I thought it was cutesy. mind you, didn’t like does not equal wasn’t good.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

thats more fair.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth

The writing includes things like “ain’t” and other less savory parts of english, but its delivered with perfect diction. That really bothers me.

by MechE Hokie on Nov 21, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep waiting for Josh Homme to sing already.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

/curses sky

//shakes fist at FOX
///lights candles, watches entire series and Serenity

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Give show to Joss Weedon

profit. AND BITCHASS DINOSAURS.

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but... ratings.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Terra Kansas

The might Snydersaurus!

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw this and immediately scrolled up to the "$4 million a week" line.

Putting two and two together: RONP4TERRANOVA.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

/colony overrun by sixers

//all children eaten by dinosaurs
///beats texas

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Volunteers to write my story?

Now I just feel like sleeping

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know what this means

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a news story unfortunately

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the perfect title.

“Lifestyles of Radical Lakota: An Erotic Thriller”

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is a different story that got pissed all over

This is over a Boys and Girls Club. Don’t think that title would fly

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Minnesota shall win this.

It’s just how [REDACTED] conducts business.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

btw

/clank

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Which hoopeyball game you watching?

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ND

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

just got back from the bar and the Duke game

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Michigan

such a basketball school

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

know your place, little one

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

if they couldn't do it with Chris Webber

they sure as hell aren’t doing it with whoever they have now (they could totally win. Duke had looked shaky)

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, we did it once.

On our home floor rather than a neutral site, but it did happen. Last year’s tournament game was pretty competitive.

I don’t necessarily expect to win, but I don’t expect a blowout. Michigan isn’t filled with stars (save maybe Tim Hardaway Jr.), but they’re well-coached and have a solid rotation with a fair amount of experience.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Granted, that year they had already lost to Duke on a neutral site.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, deep time is on your side...

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Mock as as much as you want.

You know you’ll be rooting for us tomorrow. I mean what’re you gonna do, root for Dook?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm AT Duke. so yeah.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you're excepted. Duh.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. I will be rooting for Michigan, as I tend to do.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummmmm . . . yes.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Plz to not lose to Mizzou.

Plz.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Gross.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/clang

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

oh you're playing?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Rax Grissman.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

how much V would a Dickie V dickie if a Dickie V could dickie V

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck dickie V

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The V demands, at minimum, a halfass apology

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

V

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."

by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Brainbleach, stat!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

you can post them full size...

I lolledwhen I saw that one

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't actually know how to. Tips?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I just open the image in the new tab straight from the comic site and embed it

like so:

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Trying it

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

One last one

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Whose ready for some football?

 Im watching this one for fantasy purposes only

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Im up by like 45

Ive got Pats Kicker

Guy Im playing has got Brady, Hernandez and Bowe

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK RICK BARNES? HOW?

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Did they lose to NCSU?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

they had a twenty point lead pr something

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

how does he still get paid to coach basketball?

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And hasn't gotten on probation

And Texas is a football school, so they tolerate Barnes crapping away games in a sport they only mildly care about.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...so?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats something

He made an elite 8 or two

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

again...

so? they don’t hang banners for preseason all americans and elite eights. unless you’re Davidson. which you still shouldn’t.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

also, no big Twelve championships...

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Londonjoe, this is Texas

Firstly, they don’t care that much about hoops.

Second, some schools would still love to have been to some elite 8s recently.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

there's one thing about making the elite eight as VCU

making it with Augustine and Durant is another matter entirely.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh everybody knows he has underperformed

But Texas is not looking to try & land a proven winner atm in men’s hoops. Being not an embarrassment as someone else said is enough.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

With Barnes, you pretty much know exactly what youre getting

Lots of talent, underperforming, NCAA Tourny annually, occasional deep run. Thats better than most of what Texas would otherwise get

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas high school basketball is really, really good. REALLY GOOD. And, despite what you may think, they have a shit ton of money.

they should be better.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'm hoping Bob Huggins opens a pipeline in that direction...

once we move to the Big 12.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

probably. what's WVU's ceiling this year?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a couple veterans and lots of true freshmen...

Hard to say what the ceiling is….
Could be 12 out of 16 in the Big East
Could be a deep run in the NCAA

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Huggins is a guy, for me, who is a borderline "could win a national championship" guy

like Boeheim- he gets the right guys and the right run, and he might do it. My dad thinks he gets in his own players way and thought he had his best crack in 2010.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

2010 was a semi-magical year...

I think he has at least two more deep runs in him before he hangs it up.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

my dad and I think that WVU probably should've beaten Duke

but for some adjustments that K made that Huggins didn’t catch up to.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be & care enough to be are entirely different things.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. They should be better.

Same with Florida, by the way. One recruiting class does not make a program.

by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Donovan's a decent coach who has put together a couple decent runs after really developing some under the radar kids

Donovan does not give up fifteen point lead in seven minutes ( DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD TO DO THIS IS? YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO GIVE UP A BASKET A POSSESSION)

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to say...

3 NCs in a little over a decade is good for anybody.

Esp at a football school.

As for Texas, I’m happy if they keep Barnes.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmmmmm.... I dunno. The scoreboard argument is powerfully skewed in Donovan's favor

but Stevens is a HELL of a coach.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

why not? it's UCLA, for chrissakes

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

again, that's a school where they only hang championship banners.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think any school should be proud of a Final our or Elite 8 run personally

Sweet 16 is a bit debatable though.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm fine with Howland

I’m more than fine with him….but it would be just nice to have Stevens…you know.

by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The one upside during the "Painter to Mizzou" drama in the offseason...

was the thought that we’d throw enough money to get Stevens.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Haith is doing pretty well, looks like.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So was Doherty in his first year.

Until that damn Clemson game.

Fucking Clemson.

by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC exiles actually do ok because there's room to grow.

Third fiddle in the ACC is survivable. Fourth not so much (the Herb Sendek problem). You have to get to third.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And he didn't get to the Elite 8 with Durant.

I think he got there the next year where they got clocked by Memphis and somehow didn’t start the free throw parade even though Memphis stunk at free throws.

by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight they let NCSU come back from 15 down with 8 minutes left. You have to almost do that willingly.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

who knows with nc state. they are pretty crazy.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

I mean NC State with Sendek is comparable to FSU now with Hamilton, and I could never imagine firing Hamilton.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hamilton just needs an offensive coordinator. I really like him, but it seems like he doesn't get enough of a buffer

against UNC and Duke who eventually figure out how to claw back into the game and win.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Except when they had Singleton who always seemed to average 40 ppg against those teams

man, I wished the Bobcats had drafted him.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

easier said than done, sadly

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont forget about Al Thornton

He was a beat, especially against Duke

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Tony Bennett is a coach on the rise

I think soon he is going to have UVA as an annual tournament team

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

this. And they seem to be patient with him.

remember, Washington ST. was a top ten team every year with him.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ACC coach rankings

1. Coach K
2. Williams
3. Bennett
4. Larranaga
5. Hamilton
6. Brownell
7. Donahue
8. Turgeon
9. Greenberg
10. Gottfried
11. Ga Techs Coach
12. Bzdelik

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But they coaching really has improved over the last couple years

IMO UVA, Clemson, Miami, BC, NCSU all made upgrades in their last moves. Wake was the only one that fucked up

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a wheel of pain. coaches near the bottom know they can make the tournament regularly in other conferences

so they will jump

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At this point in the season, I'm still on the fence about Bzdelik

Like LondonJoe said, he’s doing great recruiting, and their game play seems to have improved immensely from last year

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by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/Jamie Dixon blows 1-seed in first NCAA game

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

With 20/20 hindsight, DeJuan Blair says this is bullshit.

But an undersized power forward with no knees is not supposed to still be that good.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the spurs were smart in taking a chance on Blair in the 2nd

He is like a poor mans Charles Barkley

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I may despise Manu Ginobili, but damn if the Spurs are not a fantastically run organization.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That pretty much sums it

But the type of players Hamilton recruits are typically defensive-minded, like him. If they could just get a couple of two-way scorers, theyd be a threat every year;

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty much.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Texapathy

They don’t mind throwing gobs of money at a basketball coach with the only expected return being “not a total embarassment.”

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Because the NBA lockout may someday end.

Otherwise, I would recommend promoting his unofficial assistant.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Do not speak to me of that asshole.

He stole a two-seed from a team that had won its conference outright AND its conference championship game, AND had actually BEAT Texas head-to-head.

Fuck Rick Barnes. He squandered LaMarcus Aldridge. What kind of man is THAT?!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Volunteers

Kwanzaa Martin didn’t look too shabby against Duke. He may not be the pushover I anticipated.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

AUTOREC ENGAGED

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NCSTATE DERP ENGAGED. ALMOST.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

The cornerback?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

and theyre playing Dexter McCluster at WR. Everything is backward there

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I must that dumpster fire.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

*watch that

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Worse yet

Tyler Palko is starting at QB. Seriously… the fuck?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/stands

//places hand over heart

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Massachusetts 71, Boston College 43, 5:04 left in the game.

Is Boston College good at anything?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Only at hockey

Their basketball team actually does suck, though. I think we’ve got a 3-year win streak on them.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They're easy to ignore.

That’s a plus.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I bestow upon you this rec...

I needed the laugh, thanks for that :)

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by darthbubba on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Soooo......Josh Groban is going to rock the desert I see!

Errrrybody gettin’ new corches! Except us.

SOON

The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!

by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ECU vs. App State roundball tomorrow in Charlotte

We probably gonna lose for no reason.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

State is well coached. so that's a reason.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

RIP G. Don Moore

Copied from my FB page…
“At approximately 5:30pm tonight, Dad passed away. He went peacefully in his sleep. Obviously at this point, I have no info on arrangements, stay tuned and I’ll post info on here as soon as I know something. Thank You to everyone for your love and support during this entire ordeal.”

Sorry for the downer…we now return you to your regularly scheduled drunken hijinks on here!

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I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Nov 21, 2011 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Condolences.

Prayers for your family, etc.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Further: FUCK CANCER.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

SO SAY WE ALL!

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Nov 21, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry man.

Thoughts are with you through the Holiday season and onward.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences, brah....

I lost my Dad this year, too.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really scary to think I'm getting at that age

I found a few weeks ago that my mother decided to keep it from me that my dad had a mild heart attack. Just scary. And condolences to you too. And everyone that has experienced loss recently. Seems to be a common thing now and that sucks.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hugs.

Condolences to your family.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry man.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, man.

All the condolences.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
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by Joey C. on Nov 22, 2011 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FootballScoop reports that Dennis Erickson has told staff he will be retiring at the end of the season.

More competition.

by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

MIKE LEACH TO ASU PLZ

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Leach/RRod rivalry game...

ALL THE POINTS

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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hive

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If Arizona can pay Rich Rod $ 3 million a year

I hope UCLA has at least $ 4 million in their pocket to get Leach

by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not like he'd have to teach them a new offense

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rich Rod vs the Dread Pirate every year?

All the points.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice hive, sir.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He would have to retire the "fat little girlfriends" rant, though.

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by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Good Lord that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Please God in heaven.

But this already happened once today and was apparently a false alarm.

by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mizzou 72 Notre Dame 50

They supposed to be Big East

by GoBlueYork on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I approve of your wearing Mizzou shirt

You must now wear it at all times Mizzou has a basketball or football game.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Nov 21, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame will still get a 1-2 seed out of the deal.

/scowls

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Can everyone pull for Dwarf Welker to get very few yards

I want to clinch regular season champion today

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

UTC beat some team 88-36 in basketball

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

my stats page is broken. we are up by six, right?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

10 now

I’m a big fan of Davidson All-Access right now. I don’t know how much it costs because…umm…anyway, once you get it, video quality is solid, kilgo gonna kilgo, and I haven’t had any technical issues at all.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

no price for dignity, oldsouth. No price for dignity...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

There is, however, a price on my loan payments

Davidson All Access even gives insider looks into players’ thought processes. For example, Clint Mann

FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

New EngLOLand

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

tonight's gametrack as seen by a notre dame fan

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

YOU LEAVE DENNIS ERICKSON'S JOB SECURITY OUT OF THIS

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There are Notre Dame bball fans?

Man, IU must be doing terrible for everyone to hop on your bandwagon.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I figure if I like them in sports they're nominatively good at, I have to root for them in sports they're bad at.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So... Butler, Notre Dame and IU?

/applying to write for the Indianapolis Star.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure

I want to believe in Crean. That first year he had 3 scholarship players or whatever I was real impressed with how hard his team played. I figured it would take time but he would get them good. Hasn’t gotten there yet but the recruiting is going up.

Stevens gonna Stevens.

I think Painter is a great coach and a good recruiter. I think he’ll be just fine.

Notre Dame…eeeeeeeeeeee

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Coaching whom?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

...

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It won't be that bad.

I promise.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/NDNation implosion.gif

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Notre Dame winning a conference tournament?

Your troll-fu is strong.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Welp.

Looks like we’re bad at squeakyfouls this season.

Oh well.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

I thought ND had a good hockey team.

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

But you have Scott Martin.

He’s supposed to be better than Hummel.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We just can't compete with those southern teams

like Kentucky and Mizzou.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You're going to love them, trust me!

They’ll bring Kenny Chesney and soda to your tailgates while wearing tennis shoes and sweatshirts!

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

all this squeakyshoe bouncyball chit chat is bumming me out

can we not go back to goofy rants like “your team sux!” and “we are going to crush you” in reference to football this week?

Larry Munsons' voice is what I hear when I think about football

by BoKno on Nov 21, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Auburn sucks, I like driving in my truck.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ANN ARBOR IS A TROLLOP!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ohio is the worst state ever.

Discuss.

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by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio is a cornfield filled with bad drivers.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As a Zanesvillian, I am insulted.

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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 21, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

YEAH ZANESVILLE HAS GOOD FLINT

AND POTTERY, TOO.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

North Dakota is worse, but not by much.

Columbus, however, is the worst place in the solar system. I’d rather skinny dip on the surface of the sun than step foot in Columbus again.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well Sue ain't a girl?

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is Sue.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We really just need to merge Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky into the Republic of Poopsylvania

and sell it to the highest bidder.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa let's be reasonable here

Draw a line from 71 in Louisville to the 71-75 merger. You get everything north of the line, including Louisville, free of charge. In fact I still got like $7.66 in my bank account to kick in to sweeten the deal.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also known as Bo Jackson's God: The Videogame

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU.

Download some of the Umphrey’s concerts from this fall in preparation. I strongly recommend October 28 in Atlanta.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Fuck Bama.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck kansas.

there.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Nov 21, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Urbz is going to Ohio State, isn't he?

Le sigh.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

He'd be stupid to do so before hearing what the NCAA penalties are.

It may happen regardless.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Brantley can transfer to play for him.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

Because then devidee would be forced to admit he’s a good coach.

by softbatch on Nov 21, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Vandy overrated?

or Oregon State actually competent?

Vandy-OSU tied at 31 at the half

by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Vandy is overrated.

They’re about a 22-23 caliber team.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Vandy is overrated.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness, Oregon State beat Texas.

Ha.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Zorn sighting

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ok this week is also reminding me i'm old.

I don’t want to sleep on the couch tonight when there’s still new bed awaiting me. G’night fellas.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Shift-A

Hey everybody.

I’ve got a tenuous lead in fantasy tonight.

I need Brady to have a big game, and not ever pass to Hernandez. Also, no field goals.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, and, how is everybody?

I guess.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Good.

Praying ECU beats Marshall.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

A fine ambition

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

Gronk'd

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN GRONKOWSKI

Points for me, and not for my opponent!

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

It was like 78 in the ATL today.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

SNOW ON GROUND MOTHERFUCKER

It did get into the 30s today, though. So there’s that.

by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I was walking around in flip-flops.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

#Teamboatshoes

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Gonna drop to 62 on Turkeyday.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Going UP to 62 Thursday here.

Then fun time is over and we will beg for 40s.

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

There will be blood on AMC right now

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

HOORAY YOOSE

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Nov 21, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Patriots opponents, heres a hint...you might want to think about keeping an eye on Gronkowski

Hes the only fucking player Brady throws it to in the red zone

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That Gronkowski flippidydoo gave me uncomfortable flashbacks to Jahvid Best's last college play.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Nov 21, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ugh, remembering that makes me shudder.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mini-Welker TD

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh, four of my five wednesday classes have been cancelled.

I had already promised my teacher that I’b be there for her class before the other four all got cancelled.

Furrrrrkkk.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

STANZIMERICAN

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Tyler Palko is playing an NFL game right now.

Discuss.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

The NFL hates America.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The NFL is trolling hard

Next thing you know Brady Quinn will be out there

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is the team that drafted Brodie Fucking Croyle.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Palko derp.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

This just in: NDNation does not care for coffee.

/drops mic

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

What if it's....Irish Coffee?

HAVE WE FINALLY CAUGHT THEM WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN?

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What are their thoughts on tea?

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

HONOR CODE VIOLATION

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They admire BYU's moral stringency, if not their 1980s offenses.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not sure if trolling or just

STAB STAB KILL KILL STAB STAB MURDER DEATH SLASH COFFEE KILL

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ALLEGEDLY!

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#FireCraigJames

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Moar for me.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/vibrates off desk chair

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PASS IT TO BRANCH, DAMN IT!!

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Urgh, I've applied for two jobs today.

Shit’s about to get real.

When I graduate.

In May.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

Same here

I just finished putting together the schedule for my last semester. College went by way to fast.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

I’ll have been here for 5 years.

I’ve lived in Atlanta for 23.

I need to get the fuck away from this place.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

California would be nice.

Both jobs I applied today are out there.

I’ll get more desperate as I close in on graduation, though.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that feel bro

I wanted to get away from Kentucky for college. I did. Now I’m back for in-state law school tuition. I want to leave again. But I’m afraid I might be stuck.

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by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's worse when you think you might be stuck here

and there aren’t any jobs in your field here.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

True

There’s a very good chance I end up getting the choice between shitty job where I want to live or better job where I don’t. I don’t know the answer to that yet. I like Lexington and could live here. London? Fuck no.

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by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I've ended up on a job posting mailing list for a company based in Boise.

My roommates have to talk me out of applying every time I get an email from them, because I’m pretty sure I’d be close to miserable in Boise.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Well there's a reason I didn't even apply to the my local university (George Mason).

Totally understand your desire to get out of Atlanta

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by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

WUT.

This cant be real.

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Haha

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah, I saw pictures of that before they'd finish.

At least GT had enough class to leave that shit on the sideline.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

#failstate

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ask and you get it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

How much did Twitter pay them

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks great, but who are the Chefs?

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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hurr

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BØRK BØRK BØRK!

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 22, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So, hey, I went to my first game at Autzen Saturday night.

I’m wondering if they’re going to let me and Mrs. Rev back in for the Civil War this weekend.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

I will say this - that's some impressive volume for 55,000 people.

Gets awful damn quiet when Moldonado misses a tying FG, however.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to throw a compliment to Josh Huff about the game,

but he dropped it.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Awwwww

And our offense was..meh. Our defense started without our best corner not named Cliff Harris, and then our starting MLB and best DE both went out of the game with injuries. First drive or two when they were in was when we blew USC up at the line. After that, not so much.

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This particular edition of "Between the Synapses"

is entirely too plausible for my taste. USC dominated LOS for most of the game. Between missing ISU upsetting Okie Lite and my Huskers and the Ducks losing, this past footbaw weekend was tres shitty.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sort of a lost weekend

I’m going home tomorrow night, though, so that’ll help raise spirits.

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

If you did it right,

no.

You can never go back.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I was referring to my possibly being the bad-luck charm that ended a 21-game home winning streak.

I’m too damn old to party hard enough to get kicked out.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

I are disappoint.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY:
You’re only as young as your wife liver and stomach will let you be.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh wow.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

greetings, miscreants.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

/Shotguns beer

//Throws empty at Illusions

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/beer can bounces off Illusions' rippling hard slab of man body

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

not even.

I just survived Baltimore. I think I deserve some sort of manliness points.

/gets paper cut, whimpers
//puts on flintstones band aid

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey,

I’ve been eating Flintstones vitamins.

Apparently, my diet already gets me enough vitamins that full adult ones would be too much.

Sure, Doc.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My point being,

The Flintstones are awesome.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hello, munster.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Before I go back and read what all of yall have been posting in this thread. I just want to say this: Ladies, If you’re going to break up with me, don’t spend an hour telling me how great of a guy I am, and how you’re a much better person for having gone out with me. That’s not going to make it any easier for me to accept that you don’t feel the same way about me as I do about you.

carry on.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

"If you gonna pull a gun on me, it better be loaded"

If you’re gonna throw bottles at me, they better be damn near full, because I plan on drinking /allofwhatever

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Obligatory C&H

“I keep two magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I’m Tracer Bullet. I’m a professional snoop.

by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I chuckled hard.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, all my breakups go the same way

I’ve resolved that next time I hear the talk, my response will be, “it’s a lot more insulting that you’re trying to let me down softly this way. Go fuck yourself.”

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by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm trying to be mature about it. So far that's not working out. I've just got to try really hard to not be a dick to her

The only way I can manage to do that is to not get obscenely drunk and stay away from my phone.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah... I tried that route.

Mission one, not get obscenely drunk…. failed, miserably.
Mission two, stay away from phone while obscenely drunk… failed, miserably.

I have faith that you have more control than I…. but again, I’m dumber than a bucket of rocks so it’s not a high bar. Sucks to hear about, and best of luck to you man.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Nov 22, 2011 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

unless your girlfriend cheats on you and you get back together and have a kid.

OH WAIT THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED (not to you)

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes... new zealand trip ring a bell?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 22, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Not really

It wasn’t class of 08 was it? Cause I don’t remember such shenanigans going down when I went to NZ

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by Old South on Nov 22, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was. but it was post graduation- she cheated on him and they had the post grad trip to NZ booked

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 22, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I got dumped by my fiance on my birthday the week after I bought us tickets to Paris

The ladies, they don’t always use the best timing and method. But there really never is a great timing or method.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yiiiiiiiiikes

I’d have called up her sister and taken her to France. If she was hot.

by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

she was an only child

I know, you are shocked, shocked.

by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

what's wrong with only children?!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this a bad thing?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Not at all.

Although non-pixie cut Morena Baccarin would be more preferable.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Except that I don't I really look like Morena.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

and here I was thinking you'd had one of those Glamour Shots done

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 22, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

you're giving me wonderful ideas for when I go home for christmas.

It would scare the bejeebus outta y’all. That’s all i’m going to say for now.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I can only imagine

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wrong Michigan QB

Forcier has the Jazz Hands.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, though.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

In my drunkenness I knocked my curtains down in my living room yesterday.

I just noticed that I put them up backwards.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

That was a stupid segment Gruden.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

My fantasy opponent has 2 minutes to gain 13.01 points.

I should be okay, but I’m still worried for some reason.

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Oakland

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

*Detroit

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That was hilarious

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

I WIN FANTASY!

I’M AWESOME!!

I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR

by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Kotaku:

Stop trying to convince me that Uncharted 3 (and the Uncharted series in general) is bad. Your whining is not working. Sincerely, me.

by SuperJew on Nov 22, 2011 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

so you're how Kohjima makes his money...

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 22, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Mark Schlabach predicts an Ohio (not that Ohio) vs. Ohio (yes, that Ohio) matchup in the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl.

Can this please, please, please happen?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 22, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Forgot the link.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 22, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU. SOON.

BE PREPARED FOR PAIN AND ANGUISH.

by SuperJew on Nov 22, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I wish they had Layup posters

DAVIDSON ALL UP IN THIS BITCH

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 22, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that Shabazz?

Can’t wait to see him in the blue & white.

In seriousness: Next year’s high school class is awful. Shabazz may be the conensensus #1, but by all reports he’s really just a slightly more athletic James Harden. It just goes down from there. A bad high school class, of course, fucks up Kentucky’s whole team-building plan. We gon’ be in trouble.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 22, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Your reports are wrong.

He would start at 3 for most teams THIS year.

by bruinM on Nov 22, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

As skilled as he may be, he's still only a 6'5" 207 lb small forward with very good but not jaw-dropping athleticism

Don’t get me wrong, he’d still be a top-15 player in any class, but this class lacks the otherworldly freakish top-end talent that you usually see in at least a few guys every class (davis/drummond in 11, barnes/irving/kanter 10, wall/cousins/henson/bradley/henry 09, &c.). Consensus seems to be it’s the weakest class at the top since 08 or 05.

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by Old South on Nov 22, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

We shall see.

I don’t care about the rest of the top (besides Kyle Anderson, who while exciting is definitely not a top 5 player most years). While 6 5 may not be prototypical NBA HOF size, it’s plenty good for someone to dominate college. My favorite part of him is that he is apparently already a very advanced defensive player, which warms my Howland-trained soul.

by bruinM on Nov 22, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

PLZ TO LET US GET OUR PRACTICES IN FOR A LITTLE WHILE FIRST

Just like the last two years, we’ve started out looking real ugly and our PG is playing like a dumbfuck. Hopefully we improve as much as we did both years, and preferably quicker, so we can beat y’all

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 22, 2011 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Anthony Davis...

Only higher than P.J. Hill on the scale of RB brittleness.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 22, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/Chaminade beats UVA

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 22, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

/Chaminade TCU beats UVA

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by wahoocrew on Nov 22, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Late to the party (thanks, work).

But:

(1) I was really hoping for this to be running through Kiffykins’s head as I scrolled down. But the actual execution was obviously still quite good. Gotta love a Snow reference.

(2) Addicted to Quack fans need to quit coming around here just to act all butthurt.

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by Joey C. on Nov 22, 2011 2:36 AM EST reply actions  

Good morning and good tidings.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 22, 2011 10:17 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rodriguez in Tucson?

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by Erik T on Nov 22, 2011 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

/initially puzzled by the outburst

Then I remembered your Arizona State fandom.

If it is anything like his arrival at Wf’nVU, your team will have easy pickings for a couple years, then it will get bad.

"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin

by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 22, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

And if it's like Michigan . . .

. . . you should pray for GERG to follow, deliver a fruit basket to Tucson, and sit back to enjoy the shit-show.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Good morning, monsters

Stole this from a friends FB page, I needed the laugh today…

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Nov 22, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

Friend of mine said the other day

her husband looked at her and said, “I’ve got 100 problems.”

Laughed my ass off for five minutes at that.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

If you look closely

you can see Levar’s stunt double and when they switch him out.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Three things:

(1) The CI is up.
(2) The series of tubes behind the site seems wonky today.
(3) Our student population is already on vacation and probably still drunj.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

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Me_tuscaloosa_small Doug Gillett

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