BETWEEN THE SYNAPSES: OREGON HEAD COACH CHIP KELLY
To paraphrase Wu-Tang, the game of football is like a swordfight: you must think first, before you move. Even the most talented athletes are useless without the most exacting and carefully-planned strategies. Oregon's Chip Kelly knows this, but even he couldn't handle Lane Kiffin's Troll Style. (It's immensely strong, and immune to nearly any criticism.)
No...just...no - you gotta slide over and help...DAMMIT! I knew we shouldn't have listened to all that horseshit about Woods being out. Kiffin was just messing with us, and it worked. I don't even know why I called Lyles to see if he'd heard anything. "Oh yeah, saw that kid in a hospital bed, missing both legs. Looked real angry, too." I know you're just feeding me old "Breaking Bad" scenarios, Willie, and I'm not gonna put up with it anymore.
Oh, come on, ref, you're just gonna let them SIT on my player? I swear to god if they pull that Cal fake injury stunt I will knife the back judge.
Christ, I've seen toddlers with attention disorders hold blocks longer than this. We gotta start breaking some long runs to take some pressure off Darron.
Ok, time to get back on track. Find the seams in the coverage - good, now keep that pass accura - OH GOD HELP ME IF YOU DROP ANOTHER PASS I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND FASHION THEM INTO A CUMMERBUND WHICH I WILL WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S INAPPROPRIATELY FORMAL.
We just look so unprepared. I knew I shouldn't have let the team watch the Oklahoma State game last night. Figured it might get them all fired up, really come out swinging today. Instead they just got cocky and distracted. Dammit dammit dammit.
It's not over yet. We won't just lay down. I've gotta pull out all the steps, because Kiffin's coaching the hell out of his team right now.
Man. First that kickoff return, then the two-point conversion we got on review...maybe we have this! Come on, let's get this field goal and send the damn thing to OT!
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NO WHY FUCKING HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT
Sigh. It hurts to admit it, but I gotta tip my hat to Kiffin. I don't know how he did it, but he found all the strategic angles to beat us tonight.
Just makes you wonder what's going through his head for these big games.
INFORMER!
You know say something something cause no one beatin Laaaaane
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says something something something something House of Paaaain
A licky boom-boom down
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First
of all, I’d like to say thanks to Coach Kiffykins for the big W on Saturday. It was appreciated. Second, that’s all I got.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
By "order being restored"
I assume you mean Rick Neuheisel will win the PAC 12 South, right?
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
patience grasshopper
You have to wait for the DERP, you cannot bait it.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
But I want a (DERP) goose to lay gold eggs for easter NOW!

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mr. Wonka, Veruca stole the Gobstopper
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
By order you mean USC being in 3rd place overall?
Or is reading the standing too difficult for USC fans?
No, beating Oregon
And in any case, we’re the blank line at the top of the South Division, for the next few days at any rate.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yep you beat us
We’ll have fun winning the Pac-12 CG and playing in the Rose Bowl though.
It’s just funny that USC fans are acting like you’ve won the conference when you’re guaranteed to have a worse record than Stanford and barring a massive collapse will have a worse record than Oregon. While you beat us, you still lost to ASU and Stanford.
If history was all that counted SKLM, we’d all be watching Yale games.
Haaaa, No kidding... I actually had a great time on Sat seeing Harvard whack yale
Kitish: Take is a compliment that USC is celebrating the win against Oregon….shows how far that little, small town program funded single-handedly by Mr. Nike has come in recent years.
by SKLM on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So we’re not supposed to be excited about beating the conference big dog with a young team? How quickly we become the college football 1%, KitIsh, how quickly. I don’t recall Oregon fans saying “oh well, it wasn’t the conference, so we shouldn’t be excited” in 2007, for instance, but success does make us all jaded.
This is like the virtual world cup – it’s not an actual conference win, but it’s not bad, and considering how things were looking in September…
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Does this mean Purdue will play in the Pac-12 title game?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Given that the other alternatives are Utah, ASU, and UCLA
I don’t see why not.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Kitish: We can read and also know a little history too...Oregon might be going for only their 2nd Rose Bowl victory, while USC has won 24 of these babies....Newbie Oregon power had to be put in its place by the Men of Troy
Well, you know, Princeton and Yale have 28 and 26 national championships...USC's got a long way to go, I guess.
You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT
And Princeton and Yale have a long way to go to catch Alabama
Still, no-one ever climbed the mountain by just looking at the peak from the bottom.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Yes, Oregon will win the conference.
You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT
ND fan here

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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
..

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Oregon got distracted by the uniforms Friday night
They must have thought “Why is USC playing Oregon State? I thought we were playing USC tomorrow.”
I like the hat, Lane.
I have a couple like it but in different colors. I can wear these hats because I’m not A HEAD COACH OF A FOOTBALLS TEAM AT A MAJOR UNIVERSITY ON TV.
This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense
by cowcollege on Nov 21, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He looks like the annoying freshman in college who giggles at anything that could be construed as a marijuana reference
and constantly talks about their human sexuality class like they are a bad-ass for taking a class where the teacher says naughty words.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
You say this like he picked it out himself
I assume his wife dresses him like her own life sized ken doll.
(also assume that most men would let her, if in Lane’s shoes)
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Nov 21, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, that's what happened!!!! I can't imaging Lane spending much time at the Mall looking for snow wear (that is the wife's job) He is too busy developing schemes to rule the world (college footbaw world, that is)
You should see the way she dresses their kids
I’m not even kidding.
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
Reposting. 4 bowl games I'd love to see
Arkansas vs. Houston
Arkansas State vs. Southern Mississippi
Wisconsin vs. LSU
Oregon vs. Oklahoma State
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Clemson-Rutgers Orange bowl?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I have no particular interest atm in whoever goes to the Orange Bowl
I’d like the Arkansas/Houston & Arky State/Southern Miss games so much though.
ALL THE SCORING?
ALL THE SCORING
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Arky State - So. Miss would be great.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
I want Rutgers in the Pinstripe Bowl
And to bring fewer fans than ’Cuse did last year, and get worse TV ratings.
by drothgery on Nov 21, 2011 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But it's the OMG NEWYOK TV MARKET!!!!!!11
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A/K/A three New Yorkers follow Rutgers
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 21, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Strive nobly Rutgers

Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 22, 2011 12:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Classy Chip "The Lip" Kelly Dept
The College footbaw world is finally coming around and realizing that Lane “The Brain” Kiffin can coach a game that few, if any, can match, in addition to being a recruiting genius.
Plus, Matt Barkley ain’t a shabby qb and leader of men on the gridiron. Here is The Lip Chip Kelly on Barkley:
"In games against us I thought Matt Barkley was the best QB we’ve seen all year," Kelly said. "He was accurate. He had a great command of that offense."
by SKLM on Nov 21, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
His apparent insight into the minds of 17-year-olds is
disturbing, I’ll give you that.

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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Back in 09 when Kiffin, Mullen, and Chizik were hired in the SEC
I remember Kiffin being graded as the top hire, Mullen second, and Chizik being the worst decision possible.
This week Ted Roof will implement the Haterz defense
but Cam Newton became the greastest hire of the whole group!
/never gonna stop being mad about that
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 21, 2011 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
"greastest"
awesome
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 21, 2011 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
pretty sure that those Tennessee players above are the greastest
by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
yuck
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 21, 2011 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Chip "The Lip" Kelly?
Fantastic. I want you to be in charge of all coach nicknames from now on.
I’m not being sarcastic here. Seriously.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I want to try!
Lane “The inane” Kiffin.
/amidoingthisright?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
This is one of my favorite sentences ever.
OH GOD HELP ME IF YOU DROP ANOTHER PASS I WILL CUT OFF YOUR HANDS AND FASHION THEM INTO A CUMMERBUND WHICH I WILL WEAR TO YOUR FUNERAL. I DON’T CARE IF THAT’S INAPPROPRIATELY FORMAL.
And I have a feeling I will be screaming it at Ole Miss receivers for the rest of my life.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 21, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You can never overdress to an Ole Miss game
by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
As long as you win the party, right?
/adjusts cummerhandbund.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
I might beat you to that one
as a certain Messr. Deonte Thompson, who already suffers the malady colloquially known as “cock-fingers” will undoubtedly elicit this reaction from me this weekend. FSU Hate Week Ahoy!
Go gata!
Is theologator like philosoraptor
only with theology?
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
I'm a theology grad student
My undergrad was at UF, hence theologator. But I like the cut of your jib. That’s so much cooler than the real answer, and I’m definitely claiming that’s what it is.
/false etymology’d
/Death brings you to heaven. But death is bad. HEAVEN IS BAD?!?
Go gata!
That's some good Theo-logic right there
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Maybe death is like a car ride
with [your least favorite relative], who takes you to [theme park of your choice].
I.e., a sad trip that ends in a happy place.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And a gator.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure about the answer to that
but I’m quite the procrasturbator!
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
wouldnt a corset be more gender appropriate?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I think you will be screaming at Ole Miss players in general.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Beek
Appreciates Lane’s motivational stylings

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Nov 21, 2011 4:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, losing to ASU is SICK BRO
You keep your tradition, I'll have my electric neon Tron PCP uniforms, thank you very much.
SO NIKE ENTERTAINMENT
/looks at SBnation bowl projections.
//Sees BYU – ECU Bell Helicopters Armed Forces Bowl
ALL. THE. DERP.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OH FUCK YOU ROSS EVANS. WE HAD A 3 YEAR STREAK OF NO ARRESTS.
DENTON — The kicker for Texas Christian University football team has been arrested.
Ross Evans, 21, was charged with criminal trespassing after an incident that occurred back on November 8.
According to the Denton police incident report, Evans kicked in the door of an apartment located in the 2700 block of Colorado Street.
Police said the incident may have been the result of a man stealing Evans’ friend’s cell phone. According to the report, Evans kicked in the door of the alleged thief’s apartment in an attempt to find the phone or the man.
After being identified as the man who may have entered the home illegally, Evans turned himself in to police on Monday.
Evans is charged with criminal trespass of a habitation.
Evans was named ‘Special Teams Player of the Week’ for his performance in Saturday’s win over Colorado State.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 4:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The KICKER got arrested?
If it were Fulmer Cup season, I assume that would earn some bonus points.
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lol
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
THAT PIECE OF SHIT MISSED TWO FIELD GOALS THAT WOULD HAVE RUINED UTAH'S
PERFECT SEASON. BUT NO, YOU HAD TO SHANK THEM. THEN WE GET TO WATCH UTAH GO TO THE SUGAR BOWL AND BEAT ALABAMA WHILE WE PLAY IN THE POINSETTIA BOWL.
YOU FUCK. YOU WORTHLESS FUCK. I WILL CHEER YOUR GRADUATION BECAUSE I NEVER HAVE TO HEAR YOUR NAME CALLED AGAIN AS YOU SLOWLY WALK TOWARDS THE SIDELINE AFTER MISSING ANOTHER EXTRA POINT.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
You forgot a fuck there.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
He kicked the door in, therefore he is a kicker.
But I’m with ya. I hate kickers…
Kickers...whatya gonna do.
by Boise State of Mind on Nov 21, 2011 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry.


"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want to see Boise dominate Big East football for awhile
Maybe it’ll push the rest to improve more.
Also, Boise is my 4th fav team.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I would make a joke at the expense of Boise State's kicker
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But Im afraid he’d miss it
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 37 recs
LACES IN LACES IN OH FUCKITY FUCK FUCKSTICK
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
I will rec that
And giggle like a 9 year old school girl every time I think about that game.
by SC_Ute on Nov 22, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GAH YOU EVIL MAN
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
That face says...
“Worth it, totally worth it!”
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 21, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
So was the door kick from the left or right side of the frame?
Also, what kicking style did he use on the door?*
*please let it be crane.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
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FORT MILL —
For the second time this football season, a Nation Ford Falcon has committed to a Division I school.
Offensive lineman J.T. Boyd has given a verbal commitment to play football in 2012 for East Carolina University. He’s still required to make the commitment official by signing a letter of intent in February.
Boyd, who was being looked at by Furman University, Presbyterian College, Coastal Carolina University and Newberry College, chose East Carolina because of his opportunity to play sooner than later.
What.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 4:57 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Ford Falcon auto-rec
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You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hivemind!
Even the same photo. I hadn’t even scrolled down from the OP before I posted mine.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
GREAT CAR
right up until it explodes underneath you.
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I WILL FIGHT YOU
You must be talking about the Pinto. I never remember hearing bad things about the Falcon back in the day.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
One word:
ThunderCougarFalconBird
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Nov 22, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Ugh... Sometimes being an ECU fan is tough

by PirateWolf on Nov 21, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Don't think it's credible
but Finebaum is talking reports that Mark Richt is quitting at Georgia.
My favorite part of the rumor is that Derek Dooley would be a leading candidate.
How funny would it be if Tennessee kept making questionable coaching hires, only to have them repeatedly stolen by better programs making even more questionable decisions?
heh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
fantastic
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Nov 22, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Actually reminds me of the trollingest thing I ever found online
It had Peter Griffin singing “Everybody’s heard about the bird” but my damn browser window resized then bounced all over my monitor.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I love those.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Furk, I forgot about Pawl today.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Dutch Elmore Disease
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
BFeldmanCBS Bruce Feldman
Expect Rich Rodriguez to be named the next Arizona head coach in the next 48 hours according to sources.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good for him. I hope it works out well.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fraggle Rock!
/clapclap
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 21, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good, good.
Let the Pac-12 forgot about defense forever.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Makes sense. Seems like a good fit
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
If he's able to make them competitive, Arizona-Oregon games should be a blast.
Ridiculous tempo and super high scoring.
So, now:
REMEMBER THE FIVE FOUR BLACKBALLED COACHES:
Leach, Leavitt, Mangino, Rodriguez, Shannon
Do we have an appropriate replacement fifth, or shall this be left at four?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah,
I’d say Leach, Leavitt, Mangino are the three left.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he deserves a job, but he was basically put in there because I wanted to make it an even five.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Well I mean, if we're talking good coaches ousted for other reasons,
Tressel?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Hmm.
Leach, Leavitt, and Mangino broke no rules. Rodriguez presided over minor rules violations that weren’t the problem. Shannon wasn’t fired because of Nevin Shapiro, as far as I know; Tressel is out because he got caught cheating.
So I see the reason why Tressel isn’t coaching more than I see the reason why the others aren’t (save Shannon, I guess; I don’t know what his role in the Shapiro thing was, but that’s a huge stain on the record).
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did Leavitt not? I haven't followed his story past the firing, but
did he not pull that campaign across campus of “I run this place—cross me at your peril”?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Hootin' Dale would like to apply.
Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.
by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Nov 21, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Not that I think he'd be tempted to look for anything at this point
But I’d guess that Paterno is untouchable at this point.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Noooo
he was supposed to come to Clemson after Dabo failed! WHYYYYYYYY
by never_go_full_dabo on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Now that RichRod is being hired, the other job changes will start
I just want Mike Leach to get hired. Please, COTG!
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A CROWN FOR A PRINCE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't know if this was already posted but...
The B1G Nelson of parity:

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 21, 2011 5:29 PM EST reply actions 20 recs
The pointing at Indiana
is what makes this extra LOLsome
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
by cmill126 on Nov 21, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And a big fuck you too buddy for using the helmet-that-never-was logo.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Attempting to make a B1G Wheel of Suck:
We need Indiana to beat Purdue, obviously. Also need one of MSU or PSU to take the dive so Nebraska isn’t the only chain to both of them. Assuming it’s PSU:
Ind > Pur > Minn > Iowa > Mich > Ill > NW > Neb > MSU > Wisc > PSU > OSU > Ind
If it’s MSU:
Ind > Pur > Minn > Iowa > Mich > Ill > NW > MSU > Wisc > Neb > PSU > OSU > Ind
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Finebaum reporting Urban Meyer was pulled from calling the MIch-OSU game on Sat--->sent to studio..I'm not sure who is madder, Florida or ND fans
Finebaum is over-interpreting this
It’s undeniable Meyer is having discussions with tOSU. That along is enough for ESPN to pull him from the game so he’s not a distraction (or accused of “bias” by Michigan viewers). It doesn’t mean he’s accepted the offer or that it’s even better than 50% that will happen.
Quite right
Everybody knows he’s coming to westwood anyway
by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'll get Houston Nutt
Giggity Blutarkus PAC 12!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Giggity Junior Collegeage Smorgasbord!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Urban Meyer's going to Western Michigan
and Neuheisel’s going to Texas.
/trollgaze
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES PLZ GO BRONCOS
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Western
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Enjoying the bottom of the MAC?
Well, no, wait. That’s mean. You’re better than Akron.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
/pretends to be indignant
/doesn’t actually care at all
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
OH YEAH?!
WELL ALSO FUCK AUBURN. SO THERE.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, fuck Michigan State too, I guess.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Right. The Four-Letter is quick to resolve conflict of interest issues
I mean, just look at how quickly they pulled Craig James . . .
Oh, wait a minute. Never mind.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Alleged murder is far worse than anything Mike Leach has been accused of doing.
You’d think ESPN would get the damn point and take the alleged hooker killer off of TV, but NOOOOOOOOOO…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Another possible instance of me being way out of touch with my school's other fans.
Are Florida fans really mad about anything Urban does at this point? In 6 years we got to see 2 national titles, a heisman winner, and a Sugar Bowl romp. Not to mention tons and tons of wins over UT, FSU, and UGA. Who gives a crap what he does next? Am I really that alone?
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Well, I could see being a bit annoyed if he gets a job at a large college
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
That wouldn't change the fact that he was legitimately burned out on being the UF coach.
We got what he had to give us. And it was awesome. If another challenge re-energizes him, I just can’t see why I should care.
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Well, if Meyer took the Georgia or FSU jobs
I would expect a little bitterness (or at least some cold feelings). But as for jobs with non-rivals, nah, that’s his business.
by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well yeah. An old coach signing with a rival is always good for some hate, regardless of why he left you.
Although to be fair I would have loved it if Spurrier had gotten, say, the Tennessee job.
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UF would have had a much tougher last ten years with Spurrier at UT instead of USCe
Likely enough to cost you at least one of those national titles.
NO, we discussed this earlier.
everything went better than expected.
Good for him.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I replied to you um...men will be scared.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
actually you are right there with some of the other 'ladies' at my box.
it also doesn’t hurt that one of them IS a personal trainer for a jerb.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
just had to internet finger quote it didn'tcha?
i don’t know what the deal is on the pull up. i was down to lowest band in Atlanta, got here and BAM gone.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I had to. I really had to.
Different weight of air?
Thinner air due to atmospheric pressure?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
"The Big 12 plays seven on seven summer camp football."
Caller who doesn’t see why there is “chaos” because Alabama and LSU are clearly the top teams.
/mdwm
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 5:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
awww SEC homerism is so cute ain't it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Wait till you see C-USA homerism....
So sad….
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
MACtion forever!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*Arkansas sits over here unassumingly*
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Also, we prefer arena football xD
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
You'll lose to Penn Wagers and like it sonny boy.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Penn Wagers is mightier than the Sword
Arkansas fans already expect 7 phantom holding calls, 4 late hit penalties, & 3 facemask penalties against us.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The Hogs have to actually get to the QB to get a late hit penalty
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not with Penn Wagers, silly
“Breathed on the QB. 10 yard penalty”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
/Arkansas loses to Wisconsin again
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
They promised us Michigan State!!!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Look,
I’ll GLADLY have Wisconsin take Arkansas in the Capital One Bowl if all else fails for both teams.
Joe Schad reports that Casey Dick is out of eligibility. Damn it!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad says nothing but good things about this Mitch Mustain guy
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Nov 22, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It bears repeating
Ohio University must be destroyed.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Hire Steve Pederson as Ohio's AD. He'll it for ya.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
BEAT OHIO.
Not that Ohio.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Ohio University must be destroyed.
I believe that you are referring to THE Cow College on the Olentangy, which seems to be doing a good job of self-destructing lately.
#RonP4OSU
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seattle Mariners outfielder Greg Halman has been stabbed to death in his hometown of Rotterdam, The Netherlands.
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God, between this & the player being kidnapped in Venezula.
Maybe they should just never leave the U.S.
Horrible news.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Even that didn't work out so well for Lyman Bostock.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Even worse
His brother was arrested as a suspect
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 21, 2011 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dear athletes:
STOP DYING.
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by allicolls on Nov 21, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Damn, son, how did you get my picture?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Have you considered, sir,
exactly how much shit Pitt should eat?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least two metric fuck-tons....
and lose by at least 30 points
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think this is a better likeness

You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
watch at your own risk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
why is this funny?
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
Fits reasonably well with the "Joe Schad is ages behind on everything, then pretends he has a scoop anyway" joke.
Since around the time he tweeted that, others were tweeting that RichRod was already offered the job.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He may usually be behind, but he was a minute ahead of bruce feldman on this one.
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
BREAKING NEWS: Joe Schad reports Warrick Dunn has exhausted his eligibility.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LEAF'S DRAFT PROSPECTS SAID TO BE "POSITIVE"
According to sources.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad is reporting that "Klimt" does not know why it is funny.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Look upthread. See the Feldman tweet from an hour ago.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
To be fair, the Joe Schad tweet is also from an hour ago.
But yes, on the internet being behind by 5 minutes is like being behind by a week.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, it was the same time.
EVERYONE POINT YOUR FINGERS AND LAUGH AT ME FOR PICKING APART A LITTLE INTERNET JOKE FOR VALIDITY
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I believe the joke here is that
Schad is tweeting about “leading candidates” while the news is a job offer.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if he hasn't accepted it yet, he hasn't accepted it yet.
aint doin no agreein with your kind this week
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
meh
im actually ok with this, so long as he gets a good DC, not to mention his style of play fits what california/texas high schools do.
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
by dudebrabroman on Nov 21, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
So
Weeden was left off of the O’Brien Semifinalist list
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:21 PM EST reply actions
Players who are older than Davey O'Brien are ineligible.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
heh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
I Lol'd
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Regional influence here
Keenum/Griffin/Weeden (plus a few minor vote-getters) all split votes.
I consider Kellen Moore being left out a bigger upset.
by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are good SEC QBs?
/I know, Tyler Wilson.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Murray and Wilson.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Break a thumb and everyone forgets about you, sheesh.
If there was only some way to remember his name, possibly tattooed on his back.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 21, 2011 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:22 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
And if I had a pony
I’d rid him on my boat.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Ride," even
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9HVFw0jj00
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
She hates my momma
She hates my daddy too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU1Us2HKYdA
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/kicks dirt
//I’m never around when Lyle subthreads start
///shucks
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I had a boat.
I just chilled in the inlet.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I had a boat
I’d go “I’m on a boat”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Chinese Buffet tonight
All the MSG? ALL. THE. MSG
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:25 PM EST reply actions
Oh fuck all things
Rumors that Westboro Baptists will try & pickett the funeral of the Arkansas player that tragically passed away yesterday.
Fuck them all! Seriously!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Hey superjew, you know who I think would be a good fit for UNC that I havent heard anyone talk about yet
Jeff Jagodzinski
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Coach K is looking for a new challenge
He’s just such a leader of young men, he couldn’t help but be successful.
by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Al Groh.
I mean, if you can’t beat him…
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Caldwell may be available soon
He won, what, 30% of his games at Wake?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And he's got the NFL pedigree.
He can sell that to recruits. They’ll be inspired to play for someone that may be dead!
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/watches NC State hire Sidney Lowe
//LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Lowe Era was fun for a neutral like myself.
I can only imagine how you felt. I was kinda sad when him and his red blazer got the axe.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh God, it was pure bliss.
Now we have to deal with the homeless man’s version of Calipari.
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With Jim Caldwell and Chan Gailey, there seems to be a pipeline from ACC mediocrity to the NFL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You'd better hope Edsall gets an interview soon, Van Pelt.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
#Cutcliffe4MiamiDolphins
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe
But UMD could use the mulligan on its search. At Duke, Cutcliffe is probably about as good a coach as we’re going to get.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But UM was Edsall's dream job
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
I have no good things to say about Edsall
When GERG was fired, I considered him the most qualified person who might plausibly be interested in the job, but…
He went to Syracuse, was not interested in leaving UConn for Syracuse, and then left for UConn.
by drothgery on Nov 21, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Err, left for Maryland.
SBNation needs an edit button.
They paid $2M to make Friedgen go away for the honor of having Edsall
Oh, and their athletics dept is broke and likely cutting 8 sports.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Very, very sad
The county where my kids go to school (and run track/XC) is a big feeder for UMD’s distance running program, and all of those kids are about to get cut loose. All because Debbie Yow and the UMD administration got greedy and overexpanded Byrd Stadium just in time for the financial crisis.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A buddy of mine from law school ran track there
He’s right livid about the whole thing. Sounds like they’d need $4m to keep the program afloat for the next few years, which is half of what they paid to get rid of an alum and a guy who won the ACC coach of the year award last season. Genius.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 7:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Cutting track/XC doesn't save much money
. . . but it does make your Title IX headcount look better. Distance kids tend to be great students, too, so I expect it will also have a negative effect on athletic GPAs and graduation rates, not that anyone in that pay bracket still cares about such things.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well, I'm delighted to hear my tax dollars are being so well used
“Boring but competent” should be the state motto, and plainly Yow et al are neither.
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by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YES.
OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, PUNTING FROM THEIR 44.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/DisturbedShifty/Odrick-Dance.gif
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
tee hee silly title shrinking
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/DisturbedShifty/Odrick-Dance.gif
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X

lol.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
How on fucking earth
Do I cut several paragraphs out of my story and end up WITH MORE FUCKING WORDS THAN BEFORE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:31 PM EST reply actions
Fucking editing. How does it work?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully better
I’m supposed to somehow get more insight from a secret radical Lakota group. None of them have phone numbers, none of them have the internet. We found them by chance while we were visiting Wounded Knee. Seriously. No contact information. But I need a minimum of four voices and we only talked to 2 people because the rest of them were off on a covert fucking mission. But my professor does not understand this.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What in the hell?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
Long story short
We took a class trip out to the Pine Ridge Indian reservation to do a special issue. Somehow, we came across that group and they said we could publish the information we got but that would be the last of the information we could get unless we came back. That’s 6 hours away. But a day before the story is due, he says I don’t have enough voices but can’t understand I can never talk to these people in that amount of time
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Screw the class and the grade
This sounds like your portfolio story to get in the door at a big-city daily.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He's done this the whole way
He also teaches another class I’m in and keeps on assigning assignments while other ones are due. I mean, I understand the real life deadline thing, but c’mon, we have other classes like oh I don’t know, THIS ONE TOO.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And thanks
But my portfolio story was when I spent two days with the media consultant to Mayor Richard J Daley. That was fucking amazing.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
............
Don’t die man.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can be your other voice
I totally went to the sitting bull monument once
by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a member of a radical secret anti-NBA group.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And I'm a member of a rival radical super secret anti-NBA group.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You know who's more underground than any of y'all?
The Memphis Grizzlies.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 21, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/does secret handshake
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
...and that was the last we ever heard of Pain in the Sash.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 6:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sv spc. Lv t th vwls.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Early lines to chew on
Ewe Tee at Kentucky +7.5
Texas at A&M -8
Houston at Tulsa +3
Iowa at Nebraska -9.5
Arkansas at LSU -12.5
Pitt at Wf’nVU -6.5
UGA at Tech +6
tOSU at Michigan -8
BluePailLunchCollar at J Crew +5
Penn State at Wisconsin -14.5
Bama and Auburn +21
Vandy at Wake +1.5 JEEVES
OSU at Oregon -28
FSU at Gators +2.5
The Last Stand of Houston Dale Nutt Before He Coaches Georgia Next Year MSU +2.5 lol jk MSU -17.5
WSU at Washington -9
Climpsun at USC -4
Iowa State at Oklahoma -28 (note: typo? +28 seems more accuratroll)
Life, Sweetness, Hope at Character and Cruelty -6.5
UCLA at Southern Cal -8ish
Sposed to be SEC
Where did you get these from? Link plz.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
ECU @ Marshall +1.5?
Lovely.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
/BETS THREEVE ON TENNESSEE
I GOT DEBTS, MAN, DEBTS I CAN’T PAY.
AND BY THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS, VANDY IS A 36 POINT FAVORITE OVER US
Sposed to be SEC
If it was somebody else's money, I'd be intrigued by the LSU line.
Also, the under for the FSU/Gators game.
I got debts no honest man can pay
So I drew what I had from the Central Trust
And I bought us two tickets on that Coast City bus
/boss’d
by RockyMountainOyster on Nov 21, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EVERYTHING DIES BABY THATS A FACT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Unfortunately, if something dies, it stays dead.
Your hope springs excessively eternal, Bruce.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But that shouldn't stop you from putting your makeup on, getting your hair all pretty, and meeting me tonight in Atlantic City.
/awkward
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Auburn to beat spread
But I would have bet anything against the spread against UGA and LSU so I shouldn’t be considered an authority.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Yeah, betting on Auburn is never a good idea
I used to think (before Arkansas) that the over would have been a lock for all of our games. It doesn’t even work any more.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
OK, I can't figure out who Life, Sweetness and Hope is supposed to be.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's Notre Dame's motto
Stanford’s motto under Harbaugh was Character and Cruelty.
I thought inquisitive minds would be able to find the Notre Dame motto by googling it…I was wrong, as it appears to be in every Catholic thing ever.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wait... cruelty? really?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wow.
Love you, Jim Harbaugh.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
too bad he's not enough of a michigan man to coach there, right Mike Hart?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I seem to have misplaced my General Studies diploma.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
At least that catastrophe will keep them from trolling future coaches, right? right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HOKE WILL COACH FOREVER NANANANANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Mike Hart says what he wants. But since he would like someone there to hire him eventually, he'll be well served to learn discretion sooner or later.
Also, I am really okay with how this has worked out so far.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The single best comment in the history of EDSBS . . .
. . . was when someone read the Marques Slocum fuck lion story, typed in “See. I told you so.”, and signed the comment as “Jim Harbaugh.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
DISCLAIMER: Your hope experience may vary.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I couldn't connect it with Notre Dame...
No offense meant.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I just saw my first Senior Day win in person in five years.
None taken.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Tell me about it.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL IMAGE FAIL
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, brah.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously? Iowa -9.5?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be in Lincoln watching us win.
I have faith.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
UNL is also undefeated all time when I'm in attendance.
This says more about my frequency of attendance than anything.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Were you boycotting Callahan?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That says Nebraska -9.5.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
UCLA/USC line is down to 14.5
from 18.5….don’t know what that means
Maybe that's what Neuheisel meant yesterday when he said UCLA was closing the gap
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Tessitore is calling the UVA-Tech game
Place your life savings on UVA, ladies and gentlemen
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tammy trolling Alabama
“We’re going to win by three because we have a field goal kicker”
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 6:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"we going to beat 'Bama by 3 - 24 to 20!!"
I don't have a signature...but if I did, it would have Chloe in it
Just found this item at the GoldBlueNews blog
The WVU Marching Band doing their Armed Forces Salute halftime show from a few weeks ago. I’d heard a bit of it during the game, but obviously didn’t get a view like this. This’ll give our new Big 12 brethren an idea of what the band brings to the table. Worth a click. Enjoy.

WVU Marching Band Armed Forces Salute
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 21, 2011 7:14 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Best picture of Senior night at Dowdy Ficklen, right after the game Senior QB Dominique Davis kneels.

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
AZ's AD just tweeted a pic of him with Rich Rod's family wearing Arizona hats
Pretty sure this is official
by bruinM on Nov 21, 2011 7:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
#GERG4ArizonaState
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just picturing a sad Greg Robinson slowly following Rodriguez out the door of the press conference saying "Can I come? Please, take me with you?".
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#Leavitt4UCLA
#GettingTheBandBackTogether
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Nov 21, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#SammichforUSCeDlinecoach
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Already out shopping
for a stuffed tree. Got thrown out of KB Toys for inquiring about a stuffed beaver though…
Dictated, but not read.
http://atlanticcoastconfidential.wordpress.com/
I expect that there are some pretty sweet real estate deals out there for him.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
All. The. Desert.
/Mangino misheard
//Starts salivating
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Overheard in UCLA athletic department...
AD flunkie: “Arizona just hired RichRod”
Dan Guerrero: “Who?”
"Even if God is dead, you still gotta kiss his ass" - Tony Soprano
by BillyZoom on Nov 21, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dan Guerrero: "We must do better and hire the best! Someone who is an offensive mastermind..."
/hires Charlie Weis
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//hires Norm Chow
FTFY
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
/loads flaming arrow into bow
//shoots self in foot

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 7:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Throw jarate!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wha happan?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Terra Nova everywhere in this bitch.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
IN CHICAGO?
ARE THEY COMING SOUTH? I’m going to need a heads up on this.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I stopped watching that show.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Calm down! Your Internet friends are here for you!
When we aren’t trying to delude ourselves into believing in our own pitiful existences, anyway.
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I'm never shopping at Kohl's again.
I just saw an ad where they used “Friday” for the music. Yes, that “Friday”.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
My parents are watching. I caught a few seconds, that ad, then blacked-out until now.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
OMG the was fucking horrendous, glad I could FF through it!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I changed the channel about 6 seconds in.
SAD.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Guh
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Want to know why Larry Munson was awesome--
He did things like this
A few years back when a friend of mine worked at the radio station, he asked Larry Munson to record a birthday wish to his Dad.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 21, 2011 8:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
"I'm surprised the little bastard remembered"
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Love it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Help Me Aubie-Wan

You’re our only hope.
#TeamNoRematch
#WhateverItTakes
#WarEagle
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Arkansas has to beat LSU, Auburn has to beat Alabama, and UGA has to beat the SEC West champion
I don’t see 2 of these 3 things happening.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm confused
Why do you think a 2 loss Bama team will play LSU for the title?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
True, if Auburn beats Alabama and Arkansas beats LSU, then it doesn't matter what happens in the SEC Championship game
But, I find it highly unlikely that both of those events happen. And even if it does happen, it’s almost as likely that Oklahoma would beat Oklahoma State.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
If Alabama has 2 losses they won't play for the National Championship
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Of course
But if Arkansas beats LSU and Alabama loses, then they’re #1. Which is funny, since it’s entirely possible that Alabama wouldn’t fall far enough to give Arkansas the SEC West title. It’s necessary for some other one-loss teams to lose as well, but that’s not out of the question.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Please replace Leia with Frank Beamer
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I iz so full
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions
Oh, Terra Nova.
I’m going down with the ship.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:20 PM EST reply actions
as long as you have your laser assault rifle you should be fine
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I missed the discussion on the folly of travelling back in time to the period with giant angry dinosaurs
And not the one a few million years later with little mouse-things, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
when the world was basically california for an era. BUT NO YOU HAD TO GO WHEN THERE WERE DINOSAURS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The writing is just so, so bad.
Also it costs $4 million a week.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
/smugly never started
//just doesn’t pay close enough attention to know when a hot new show is beginning
Terra Nova is my unhealthy rebound relationship from Firefly.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
you just remember that show too fondly
it had its poor moments. so did Buffy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ehhhhhh...
I caught it in college. I thought it was good. I liked it more than I liked the wire, but I thought it was cutesy. mind you, didn’t like does not equal wasn’t good.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It had stronger and weaker, but I don't remember anything I'd classify as 'poor'.
by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thats more fair.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Truth
The writing includes things like “ain’t” and other less savory parts of english, but its delivered with perfect diction. That really bothers me.
To the tweetmobile!
I keep waiting for Josh Homme to sing already.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/curses sky
//shakes fist at FOX
///lights candles, watches entire series and Serenity
by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Give show to Joss Weedon
profit. AND BITCHASS DINOSAURS.
by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but... ratings.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Terra Kansas
The might Snydersaurus!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I saw this and immediately scrolled up to the "$4 million a week" line.
Putting two and two together: RONP4TERRANOVA.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/colony overrun by sixers
//all children eaten by dinosaurs
///beats texas
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Volunteers to write my story?
Now I just feel like sleeping
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:26 PM EST reply actions
A --> B --> C --> D and D is good/bad b/c p.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 21, 2011 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what this means
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Fill in the variables and it's done, whatever it is.
Adjust/complexify relations at your leisure.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 21, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's a news story unfortunately
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I have the perfect title.
“Lifestyles of Radical Lakota: An Erotic Thriller”
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a different story that got pissed all over
This is over a Boys and Girls Club. Don’t think that title would fly
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
In 24 hours I should have regained my ticket for the FIGHTING [REDACTED] game.
Who haz a happee? I haz a happee.
Minnesota shall win this.
It’s just how [REDACTED] conducts business.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
btw
/clank
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Which hoopeyball game you watching?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
ND
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just got back from the bar and the Duke game
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SOON.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Michigan
such a basketball school
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
know your place, little one
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
if they couldn't do it with Chris Webber
they sure as hell aren’t doing it with whoever they have now (they could totally win. Duke had looked shaky)
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, we did it once.
On our home floor rather than a neutral site, but it did happen. Last year’s tournament game was pretty competitive.
I don’t necessarily expect to win, but I don’t expect a blowout. Michigan isn’t filled with stars (save maybe Tim Hardaway Jr.), but they’re well-coached and have a solid rotation with a fair amount of experience.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Granted, that year they had already lost to Duke on a neutral site.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Yes, deep time is on your side...
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Mock as as much as you want.
You know you’ll be rooting for us tomorrow. I mean what’re you gonna do, root for Dook?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm AT Duke. so yeah.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, you're excepted. Duh.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. I will be rooting for Michigan, as I tend to do.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Ummmmm . . . yes.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Plz to not lose to Mizzou.
Plz.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Septimus XVIIII summons HIGH ELF CHRIS THOMAS
/it’s not very effective
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ND's lack of fat pasty white dudes is clearly hurting them
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am wearing a Mizzou Tshirt, ND MUST LOSE.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Gross.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
oh you're playing?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I was impressed by them yesterday.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hummel and Ryno could make shots.
And again, free throws are a serious issue. Got into the bonus early, couldn’t convert.
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Rax Grissman.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
how much V would a Dickie V dickie if a Dickie V could dickie V
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
fuck dickie V
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The V demands, at minimum, a halfass apology

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
V

A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn that you soon will be dead, but though you may find this slightly macabre, we prefer your extinction to the loss of our job."
by Klimt on Nov 21, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
you can post them full size...
I lolledwhen I saw that one
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I don't actually know how to. Tips?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I just open the image in the new tab straight from the comic site and embed it
like so:

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whose ready for some football?
Im watching this one for fantasy purposes only
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
As long as Gronkowski doesn't get 30 points more than Gostkowski
I’m solid.
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Im up by like 45
Ive got Pats Kicker
Guy Im playing has got Brady, Hernandez and Bowe
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
So long as Green-Ellis doesn't drop 60 points, I'm locked for the playoffs. WOOOOOOOOO
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by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
HOW THE FUCK RICK BARNES? HOW?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did they lose to NCSU?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
CUDS
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
they had a twenty point lead pr something
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
how does he still get paid to coach basketball?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because he recruits talent well enough.
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And hasn't gotten on probation
And Texas is a football school, so they tolerate Barnes crapping away games in a sport they only mildly care about.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hes been ranked #1 a couple times
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by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
...so?
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Thats something
He made an elite 8 or two
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
again...
so? they don’t hang banners for preseason all americans and elite eights. unless you’re Davidson. which you still shouldn’t.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also, no big Twelve championships...
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Come to think of it, he even made a final ford in the TJ Ford days
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Londonjoe, this is Texas
Firstly, they don’t care that much about hoops.
Second, some schools would still love to have been to some elite 8s recently.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
there's one thing about making the elite eight as VCU
making it with Augustine and Durant is another matter entirely.
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh everybody knows he has underperformed
But Texas is not looking to try & land a proven winner atm in men’s hoops. Being not an embarrassment as someone else said is enough.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
With Barnes, you pretty much know exactly what youre getting
Lots of talent, underperforming, NCAA Tourny annually, occasional deep run. Thats better than most of what Texas would otherwise get
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Texas high school basketball is really, really good. REALLY GOOD. And, despite what you may think, they have a shit ton of money.
they should be better.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And I'm hoping Bob Huggins opens a pipeline in that direction...
once we move to the Big 12.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
probably. what's WVU's ceiling this year?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We have a couple veterans and lots of true freshmen...
Hard to say what the ceiling is….
Could be 12 out of 16 in the Big East
Could be a deep run in the NCAA
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Huggins is a guy, for me, who is a borderline "could win a national championship" guy
like Boeheim- he gets the right guys and the right run, and he might do it. My dad thinks he gets in his own players way and thought he had his best crack in 2010.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2010 was a semi-magical year...
I think he has at least two more deep runs in him before he hangs it up.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
my dad and I think that WVU probably should've beaten Duke
but for some adjustments that K made that Huggins didn’t catch up to.
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Could be & care enough to be are entirely different things.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Exactly. They should be better.
Same with Florida, by the way. One recruiting class does not make a program.
Donovan's a decent coach who has put together a couple decent runs after really developing some under the radar kids
Donovan does not give up fifteen point lead in seven minutes ( DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD TO DO THIS IS? YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO GIVE UP A BASKET A POSSESSION)
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was about to say...
3 NCs in a little over a decade is good for anybody.
Esp at a football school.
As for Texas, I’m happy if they keep Barnes.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I would take Brad Stevens over Billy Donovan any day
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hmmmmmmm.... I dunno. The scoreboard argument is powerfully skewed in Donovan's favor
but Stevens is a HELL of a coach.
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I think there are very, very few number of coaches that would be ranked ahead of Stevens at this point
We would LOVE to have him, but he’s not coming here
by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
why not? it's UCLA, for chrissakes
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Its not like their coach has gotten them in a shitload of final fours or anything
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
again, that's a school where they only hang championship banners.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think any school should be proud of a Final our or Elite 8 run personally
Sweet 16 is a bit debatable though.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Oh, I'm fine with Howland
I’m more than fine with him….but it would be just nice to have Stevens…you know.
The one upside during the "Painter to Mizzou" drama in the offseason...
was the thought that we’d throw enough money to get Stevens.
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haith is doing pretty well, looks like.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ACC exiles actually do ok because there's room to grow.
Third fiddle in the ACC is survivable. Fourth not so much (the Herb Sendek problem). You have to get to third.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And he didn't get to the Elite 8 with Durant.
I think he got there the next year where they got clocked by Memphis and somehow didn’t start the free throw parade even though Memphis stunk at free throws.
tonight they let NCSU come back from 15 down with 8 minutes left. You have to almost do that willingly.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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Which brings me to the point, why did NCSU fire Herb Sendek?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
who knows with nc state. they are pretty crazy.
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I mean NC State with Sendek is comparable to FSU now with Hamilton, and I could never imagine firing Hamilton.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hamilton just needs an offensive coordinator. I really like him, but it seems like he doesn't get enough of a buffer
against UNC and Duke who eventually figure out how to claw back into the game and win.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Except when they had Singleton who always seemed to average 40 ppg against those teams
man, I wished the Bobcats had drafted him.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
easier said than done, sadly
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Dont forget about Al Thornton
He was a beat, especially against Duke
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think Tony Bennett is a coach on the rise
I think soon he is going to have UVA as an annual tournament team
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
this. And they seem to be patient with him.
remember, Washington ST. was a top ten team every year with him.
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ACC coach rankings
1. Coach K
2. Williams
3. Bennett
4. Larranaga
5. Hamilton
6. Brownell
7. Donahue
8. Turgeon
9. Greenberg
10. Gottfried
11. Ga Techs Coach
12. Bzdelik
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But they coaching really has improved over the last couple years
IMO UVA, Clemson, Miami, BC, NCSU all made upgrades in their last moves. Wake was the only one that fucked up
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's a wheel of pain. coaches near the bottom know they can make the tournament regularly in other conferences
so they will jump
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by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At this point in the season, I'm still on the fence about Bzdelik
Like LondonJoe said, he’s doing great recruiting, and their game play seems to have improved immensely from last year
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Did you know that Pitt has never had a first round draft pick in their entire basketball history?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.
With 20/20 hindsight, DeJuan Blair says this is bullshit.
But an undersized power forward with no knees is not supposed to still be that good.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Yeah, the spurs were smart in taking a chance on Blair in the 2nd
He is like a poor mans Charles Barkley
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I may despise Manu Ginobili, but damn if the Spurs are not a fantastically run organization.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 21, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
With the 14th pick of the 1st round of the 1994 NBA Draft, the Milwaukee Bucks select Eric Mobley, C, PITTSBURGH.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That pretty much sums it
But the type of players Hamilton recruits are typically defensive-minded, like him. If they could just get a couple of two-way scorers, theyd be a threat every year;
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because the NBA lockout may someday end.
Otherwise, I would recommend promoting his unofficial assistant.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Do not speak to me of that asshole.
He stole a two-seed from a team that had won its conference outright AND its conference championship game, AND had actually BEAT Texas head-to-head.
Fuck Rick Barnes. He squandered LaMarcus Aldridge. What kind of man is THAT?!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of Volunteers
Kwanzaa Martin didn’t look too shabby against Duke. He may not be the pushover I anticipated.
Sposed to be SEC
?
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No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
AUTOREC ENGAGED
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"fire fooley, fire cuonzo"
best fanpost ever nevar 4get
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 21, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Gene Keady/Matt Painter coaching tree.
He’ll coach his team up.
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Well, at least they'll get to the second round of the tourney before losing to a final 4 team.
That’s the way it works for us.
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
NCSTATE DERP ENGAGED. ALMOST.
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Apparently, Kansas City is using Javier Arenas as a running back now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
The cornerback?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
and theyre playing Dexter McCluster at WR. Everything is backward there
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Now I must that dumpster fire.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
*watch that
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Worse yet
Tyler Palko is starting at QB. Seriously… the fuck?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
WE MUST ALL WATCH AND WAIT FOR STANZIMERICAN TO LEAD THE CHEIFS TO VICTORY.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Massachusetts 71, Boston College 43, 5:04 left in the game.
Is Boston College good at anything?
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Hockey I think.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Only at hockey
Their basketball team actually does suck, though. I think we’ve got a 3-year win streak on them.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're easy to ignore.
That’s a plus.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why dont we ask our resident ND fans?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Served!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 21, 2011 8:47 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I bestow upon you this rec...
I needed the laugh, thanks for that :)
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Soooo......Josh Groban is going to rock the desert I see!
Errrrybody gettin’ new corches! Except us.
SOON
The PAC12 South:So easy a caveman can do it!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Nov 21, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I have never watched that show.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
One of the better cartoons out there though
Mostly because there is no educational value whatsoever.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Nov 21, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
ECU vs. App State roundball tomorrow in Charlotte
We probably gonna lose for no reason.
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State is well coached. so that's a reason.
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RIP G. Don Moore
Copied from my FB page…
“At approximately 5:30pm tonight, Dad passed away. He went peacefully in his sleep. Obviously at this point, I have no info on arrangements, stay tuned and I’ll post info on here as soon as I know something. Thank You to everyone for your love and support during this entire ordeal.”
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"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Condolences.
Prayers for your family, etc.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Seconded
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Further: FUCK CANCER.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 21, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
SO SAY WE ALL!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
SO SAY WE ALL
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I left you some thoughts in the LSUFREEK comments
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I can not agree with this more.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Nov 21, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry man.
Thoughts are with you through the Holiday season and onward.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences, brah....
I lost my Dad this year, too.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's really scary to think I'm getting at that age
I found a few weeks ago that my mother decided to keep it from me that my dad had a mild heart attack. Just scary. And condolences to you too. And everyone that has experienced loss recently. Seems to be a common thing now and that sucks.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hugs.
Condolences to your family.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Sorry man.
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by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FootballScoop reports that Dennis Erickson has told staff he will be retiring at the end of the season.
More competition.
by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:12 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
MIKE LEACH TO ASU PLZ
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Leach/RRod rivalry game...
ALL THE POINTS
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hive
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
If Arizona can pay Rich Rod $ 3 million a year
I hope UCLA has at least $ 4 million in their pocket to get Leach
by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not like he'd have to teach them a new offense
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Rich Rod vs the Dread Pirate every year?
All the points.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He would have to retire the "fat little girlfriends" rant, though.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Good Lord that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Please God in heaven.
But this already happened once today and was apparently a false alarm.
by Erik T on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
4th and 10 manball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1147cJNRlY
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Mizzou 72 Notre Dame 50
They supposed to be Big East
by GoBlueYork on Nov 21, 2011 9:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It because imma wearing a Mizzou shirt.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I approve of your wearing Mizzou shirt
You must now wear it at all times Mizzou has a basketball or football game.
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
Notre Dame will still get a 1-2 seed out of the deal.
/scowls
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Can everyone pull for Dwarf Welker to get very few yards
I want to clinch regular season champion today
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions
UTC beat some team 88-36 in basketball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They beat a guy named Warren Wilson.
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my stats page is broken. we are up by six, right?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
10 now
I’m a big fan of Davidson All-Access right now. I don’t know how much it costs because…umm…anyway, once you get it, video quality is solid, kilgo gonna kilgo, and I haven’t had any technical issues at all.
Sposed to be SEC
no price for dignity, oldsouth. No price for dignity...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There is, however, a price on my loan payments
Davidson All Access even gives insider looks into players’ thought processes. For example, Clint Mann
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Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
New EngLOLand
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions
tonight's gametrack as seen by a notre dame fan

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 9:26 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
YOU LEAVE DENNIS ERICKSON'S JOB SECURITY OUT OF THIS
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are Notre Dame bball fans?
Man, IU must be doing terrible for everyone to hop on your bandwagon.
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I figure if I like them in sports they're nominatively good at, I have to root for them in sports they're bad at.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/UNC drops home game to NCSU
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thrilled for Purdue fans to chant "Your Brother is Better" at Cody.
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
As long as we beat IU and finish higher than them in the B1G... I am a happy man.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
So... Butler, Notre Dame and IU?
/applying to write for the Indianapolis Star.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'm not sure
I want to believe in Crean. That first year he had 3 scholarship players or whatever I was real impressed with how hard his team played. I figured it would take time but he would get them good. Hasn’t gotten there yet but the recruiting is going up.
Stevens gonna Stevens.
I think Painter is a great coach and a good recruiter. I think he’ll be just fine.
Notre Dame…eeeeeeeeeeee
Sposed to be SEC
Tom Crean is a screeching harpy skidmark taint.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
...

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It won't be that bad.
I promise.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
/NDNation implosion.gif
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame winning a conference tournament?
Your troll-fu is strong.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Welp.
Looks like we’re bad at squeakyfouls this season.
Oh well.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:31 PM EST reply actions
I thought ND had a good hockey team.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But you have Scott Martin.
He’s supposed to be better than Hummel.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
We just can't compete with those southern teams
like Kentucky and Mizzou.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to love them, trust me!
They’ll bring Kenny Chesney and soda to your tailgates while wearing tennis shoes and sweatshirts!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
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Come on, Norfolk State, I know you've got the ability to ruin Marquette's perfect season!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:39 PM EST reply actions
all this squeakyshoe bouncyball chit chat is bumming me out
can we not go back to goofy rants like “your team sux!” and “we are going to crush you” in reference to football this week?
Larry Munsons' voice is what I hear when I think about football
Auburn sucks, I like driving in my truck.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ANN ARBOR IS A TROLLOP!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohio is the worst state ever.
Discuss.
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There is an entire branch of family tree who live in Ohio the rest shun.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They had lots of presidents
All sucked.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohio is a cornfield filled with bad drivers.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a Zanesvillian, I am insulted.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 21, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
YEAH ZANESVILLE HAS GOOD FLINT
AND POTTERY, TOO.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
North Dakota is worse, but not by much.
Columbus, however, is the worst place in the solar system. I’d rather skinny dip on the surface of the sun than step foot in Columbus again.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well Sue ain't a girl?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
This is Sue.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We really just need to merge Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky into the Republic of Poopsylvania
and sell it to the highest bidder.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa let's be reasonable here
Draw a line from 71 in Louisville to the 71-75 merger. You get everything north of the line, including Louisville, free of charge. In fact I still got like $7.66 in my bank account to kick in to sweeten the deal.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I played the shit out of this game as a kid

Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also known as Bo Jackson's God: The Videogame
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU.
Download some of the Umphrey’s concerts from this fall in preparation. I strongly recommend October 28 in Atlanta.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Si.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
VBR ZIP, yo.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Fuck Bama.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Urbz is going to Ohio State, isn't he?
Le sigh.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions
He'd be stupid to do so before hearing what the NCAA penalties are.
It may happen regardless.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
LIKE OMG! STOP TALKING ABOUT MY ULTRA SUCCESSFUL AND POPULAR DAD!
-LOVE NIKKI
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe Brantley can transfer to play for him.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
#MANNYDIAZ4OLEMISS4TEXASINPERPETUALREBUILDINGMOD

by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 21, 2011 9:49 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Is Vandy overrated?
or Oregon State actually competent?
Vandy-OSU tied at 31 at the half
Vandy is overrated.
They’re about a 22-23 caliber team.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Vandy is overrated.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
The plutocrats totally have the gold speculators of the Oregon Territory in their pocket.
Fifty-four forty or fight!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Err'body knows white boys cain't jump PAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In fairness, Oregon State beat Texas.
Ha.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
JEEVES! FETCH ME A QUALITY CENTER!
by ElRocco337 on Nov 21, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"But sir, Kentucky already bought all the quality centers!"
by SuperJew on Nov 21, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok this week is also reminding me i'm old.
I don’t want to sleep on the couch tonight when there’s still new bed awaiting me. G’night fellas.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
You can't be old! That makes me old!
But if you must sleep, you must.
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
UCLA is losing to Chaminade
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 10:15 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I'm not watching that game because I'm scared to shit about that game.
What’s the score?
by Bus Crasher on Nov 21, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Shift-A
Hey everybody.
I’ve got a tenuous lead in fantasy tonight.
I need Brady to have a big game, and not ever pass to Hernandez. Also, no field goals.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
Good.
Praying ECU beats Marshall.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Must watch "We Are Marshall" at one point this week.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Gronk'd
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions
TOUCHDOWN GRONKOWSKI
Points for me, and not for my opponent!
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
Gonna be 75 here in SC tomorrow, damn.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions
#Teamboatshoes
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Gonna drop to 62 on Turkeyday.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Going UP to 62 Thursday here.
Then fun time is over and we will beg for 40s.
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Average high here is like 67 in November
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
There will be blood on AMC right now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
HOORAY YOOSE
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 21, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, Patriots opponents, heres a hint...you might want to think about keeping an eye on Gronkowski
Hes the only fucking player Brady throws it to in the red zone
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That Gronkowski flippidydoo gave me uncomfortable flashbacks to Jahvid Best's last college play.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 21, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mini-Welker TD
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Ugh, four of my five wednesday classes have been cancelled.
I had already promised my teacher that I’b be there for her class before the other four all got cancelled.
Furrrrrkkk.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
ugh, it was bad enough live
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think your neck is supposed to go that way.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Speak for yourself
Just call me “owl boy”
by emc503 on Nov 21, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UA fans cringe
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
STANZIMERICAN
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Tyler Palko is playing an NFL game right now.
Discuss.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions
The NFL hates America.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
The NFL is trolling hard
Next thing you know Brady Quinn will be out there
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 21, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NFL is as meritocratic as [insert law firm you didn't get an offer from but some partner's dumbass son did]
Sposed to be SEC
Gailey, Wannstache & Del Rio?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is the team that drafted Brodie Fucking Croyle.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NFL teams don't understand that Palko is full of fail. Yet.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Palko derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:43 PM EST reply actions
This just in: NDNation does not care for coffee.
/drops mic
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:44 PM EST reply actions
It was a sad day when Postum was discontinued
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for sheer obscurity.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
What if it's....Irish Coffee?
HAVE WE FINALLY CAUGHT THEM WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What are their thoughts on tea?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
HONOR CODE VIOLATION
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought this was Notre Dame, not BYU
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
They admire BYU's moral stringency, if not their 1980s offenses.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure if trolling or just
STAB STAB KILL KILL STAB STAB MURDER DEATH SLASH COFFEE KILL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Craig James wishes to subscribe to your newsletter.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ALLEGEDLY!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Moar for me.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
/vibrates off desk chair
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We need a law against this
“Rudolph” is going to be on TV in NOVEMBER. AGAIN. (list at bottom of article)
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sigh
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Urgh, I've applied for two jobs today.
Shit’s about to get real.
When I graduate.
In May.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
Same here
I just finished putting together the schedule for my last semester. College went by way to fast.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Speak for yourself.
I’ll have been here for 5 years.
I’ve lived in Atlanta for 23.
I need to get the fuck away from this place.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
California would be nice.
Both jobs I applied today are out there.
I’ll get more desperate as I close in on graduation, though.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
I know that feel bro
I wanted to get away from Kentucky for college. I did. Now I’m back for in-state law school tuition. I want to leave again. But I’m afraid I might be stuck.
Sposed to be SEC
It's worse when you think you might be stuck here
and there aren’t any jobs in your field here.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
True
There’s a very good chance I end up getting the choice between shitty job where I want to live or better job where I don’t. I don’t know the answer to that yet. I like Lexington and could live here. London? Fuck no.
Sposed to be SEC
HEY!
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've ended up on a job posting mailing list for a company based in Boise.
My roommates have to talk me out of applying every time I get an email from them, because I’m pretty sure I’d be close to miserable in Boise.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Oh. Well there's a reason I didn't even apply to the my local university (George Mason).
Totally understand your desire to get out of Atlanta
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Haha
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hah, I saw pictures of that before they'd finish.
At least GT had enough class to leave that shit on the sideline.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
#failstate
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Ask and you get it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
IGNORE THE LAST ONE AS THIS ONE IS BETTER.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
How much did Twitter pay them
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
This whole jumping on the social media bandwagon is getting old
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is so true
You should tweet this to everyone!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks great, but who are the Chefs?
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hurr

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 21, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BØRK BØRK BØRK!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 22, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, hey, I went to my first game at Autzen Saturday night.
I’m wondering if they’re going to let me and Mrs. Rev back in for the Civil War this weekend.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I will say this - that's some impressive volume for 55,000 people.
Gets awful damn quiet when Moldonado misses a tying FG, however.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They usually get another extra 5K or so in due to Standing Room Only
And yeah, that kick ruined my weekend.
I tried to throw a compliment to Josh Huff about the game,
but he dropped it.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Awwwww
And our offense was..meh. Our defense started without our best corner not named Cliff Harris, and then our starting MLB and best DE both went out of the game with injuries. First drive or two when they were in was when we blew USC up at the line. After that, not so much.
This particular edition of "Between the Synapses"
is entirely too plausible for my taste. USC dominated LOS for most of the game. Between missing ISU upsetting Okie Lite and my Huskers and the Ducks losing, this past footbaw weekend was tres shitty.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was referring to my possibly being the bad-luck charm that ended a 21-game home winning streak.
I’m too damn old to party hard enough to get kicked out.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You're only as young as your wife will let you be.
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by purwho on Nov 21, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
FIFY:
You’re only as young as yourwifeliver and stomach will let you be.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh wow.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions
greetings, miscreants.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions
/Shotguns beer
//Throws empty at Illusions
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/beer can bounces off Illusions' rippling hard slab of man body
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not even.
I just survived Baltimore. I think I deserve some sort of manliness points.
/gets paper cut, whimpers
//puts on flintstones band aid
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 21, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey,
I’ve been eating Flintstones vitamins.
Apparently, my diet already gets me enough vitamins that full adult ones would be too much.
Sure, Doc.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My point being,
The Flintstones are awesome.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
by TechDan on Nov 21, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hello, munster.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Shift-A
Before I go back and read what all of yall have been posting in this thread. I just want to say this: Ladies, If you’re going to break up with me, don’t spend an hour telling me how great of a guy I am, and how you’re a much better person for having gone out with me. That’s not going to make it any easier for me to accept that you don’t feel the same way about me as I do about you.
carry on.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions
"If you gonna pull a gun on me, it better be loaded"
If you’re gonna throw bottles at me, they better be damn near full, because I plan on drinking /allofwhatever
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Obligatory C&H
“I keep two magnums in my desk. One’s a gun and I keep it loaded. The other’s a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I’m Tracer Bullet. I’m a professional snoop.
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 21, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I chuckled hard.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, all my breakups go the same way
I’ve resolved that next time I hear the talk, my response will be, “it’s a lot more insulting that you’re trying to let me down softly this way. Go fuck yourself.”
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 21, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm trying to be mature about it. So far that's not working out. I've just got to try really hard to not be a dick to her
The only way I can manage to do that is to not get obscenely drunk and stay away from my phone.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah... I tried that route.
Mission one, not get obscenely drunk…. failed, miserably.
Mission two, stay away from phone while obscenely drunk… failed, miserably.
I have faith that you have more control than I…. but again, I’m dumber than a bucket of rocks so it’s not a high bar. Sucks to hear about, and best of luck to you man.
It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.
as someone that went the obscenely drunk route after my big breakup, I advise against
That was the worst night, however, and being alcohol poisoned for a week after didn’t make it better.
unless your girlfriend cheats on you and you get back together and have a kid.
OH WAIT THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED (not to you)
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 21, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes... new zealand trip ring a bell?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not really
It wasn’t class of 08 was it? Cause I don’t remember such shenanigans going down when I went to NZ
Sposed to be SEC
I thought it was. but it was post graduation- she cheated on him and they had the post grad trip to NZ booked
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I got dumped by my fiance on my birthday the week after I bought us tickets to Paris
The ladies, they don’t always use the best timing and method. But there really never is a great timing or method.
by Ardbeg on Nov 21, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what's wrong with only children?!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:05 AM EST up reply actions
I was trying to figure out why your picture looked like Jewel Staite
and then I clicked on it and realized it IS.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
Is this a bad thing?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions
Not at all.
Although non-pixie cut Morena Baccarin would be more preferable.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
Except that I don't I really look like Morena.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
and here I was thinking you'd had one of those Glamour Shots done
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 22, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
you're giving me wonderful ideas for when I go home for christmas.
It would scare the bejeebus outta y’all. That’s all i’m going to say for now.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 22, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
I can only imagine

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Nov 22, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Not nearly as bad, but I learned my girlfriend had been cheating on me on my birthday
I’m not a big fan of birthdays anymore.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 22, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lemme cheer you up...

my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Nov 21, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wrong Michigan QB
Forcier has the Jazz Hands.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ok.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, though.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
................................ ok.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I kinda like thinking of Michigan as Jazz Hands U.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 21, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In my drunkenness I knocked my curtains down in my living room yesterday.
I just noticed that I put them up backwards.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That was a stupid segment Gruden.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions
My fantasy opponent has 2 minutes to gain 13.01 points.
I should be okay, but I’m still worried for some reason.
I can guarantee you anything you want. -BBR
So thats were Shane Vereen ended up.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST reply actions
Oakland
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 21, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 21, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
That was hilarious
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 21, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Dear Kotaku:
Stop trying to convince me that Uncharted 3 (and the Uncharted series in general) is bad. Your whining is not working. Sincerely, me.
so you're how Kohjima makes his money...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mark Schlabach predicts an Ohio (not that Ohio) vs. Ohio (yes, that Ohio) matchup in the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl.
Can this please, please, please happen?
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by Tremendous on Nov 22, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's a shame we can't have Cincinnati vs. Ohio State in a bowl game.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 22, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UCLA DIVISION 2 BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
We’re back baby!
by bruinM on Nov 22, 2011 12:11 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
YOU. SOON.
BE PREPARED FOR PAIN AND ANGUISH.
by SuperJew on Nov 22, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish they had Layup posters
DAVIDSON ALL UP IN THIS BITCH
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Is that Shabazz?
Can’t wait to see him in the blue & white.
In seriousness: Next year’s high school class is awful. Shabazz may be the conensensus #1, but by all reports he’s really just a slightly more athletic James Harden. It just goes down from there. A bad high school class, of course, fucks up Kentucky’s whole team-building plan. We gon’ be in trouble.
Sposed to be SEC
As skilled as he may be, he's still only a 6'5" 207 lb small forward with very good but not jaw-dropping athleticism
Don’t get me wrong, he’d still be a top-15 player in any class, but this class lacks the otherworldly freakish top-end talent that you usually see in at least a few guys every class (davis/drummond in 11, barnes/irving/kanter 10, wall/cousins/henson/bradley/henry 09, &c.). Consensus seems to be it’s the weakest class at the top since 08 or 05.
Sposed to be SEC
We shall see.
I don’t care about the rest of the top (besides Kyle Anderson, who while exciting is definitely not a top 5 player most years). While 6 5 may not be prototypical NBA HOF size, it’s plenty good for someone to dominate college. My favorite part of him is that he is apparently already a very advanced defensive player, which warms my Howland-trained soul.
PLZ TO LET US GET OUR PRACTICES IN FOR A LITTLE WHILE FIRST
Just like the last two years, we’ve started out looking real ugly and our PG is playing like a dumbfuck. Hopefully we improve as much as we did both years, and preferably quicker, so we can beat y’all
Sposed to be SEC
Anthony Davis laughs at your puny attempts to block shots.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
Anthony Davis...
Only higher than P.J. Hill on the scale of RB brittleness.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 22, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
/Chaminade beats UVA
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 22, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Now I see why women rock those hats.
It’s to keep drunk, seedy jerks at a distance.
by softbatch on Nov 22, 2011 9:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Late to the party (thanks, work).
But:
(1) I was really hoping for this to be running through Kiffykins’s head as I scrolled down. But the actual execution was obviously still quite good. Gotta love a Snow reference.
(2) Addicted to Quack fans need to quit coming around here just to act all butthurt.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 22, 2011 10:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rodriguez in Tucson?
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/initially puzzled by the outburst
Then I remembered your Arizona State fandom.
If it is anything like his arrival at Wf’nVU, your team will have easy pickings for a couple years, then it will get bad.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 22, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
And if it's like Michigan . . .
. . . you should pray for GERG to follow, deliver a fruit basket to Tucson, and sit back to enjoy the shit-show.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good morning, monsters
Stole this from a friends FB page, I needed the laugh today…

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by darthbubba on Nov 22, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Friend of mine said the other day
her husband looked at her and said, “I’ve got 100 problems.”
Laughed my ass off for five minutes at that.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If you look closely
you can see Levar’s stunt double and when they switch him out.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 22, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Slow morning for the Commentariat
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 22, 2011 11:08 AM EST reply actions
Three things:
(1) The CI is up.
(2) The series of tubes behind the site seems wonky today.
(3) Our student population is already on vacation and probably still drunj.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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