WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER LANE'S SIMPLY Q?
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Erik T
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"answer Lane's simply Q"?
Is that nadsat?
/does anyone else read “by Anthony Burgess” and see this guy:
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I do now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Fantastic actor
Most probably only know him as The Penguin, or Rocky’s trainer. But he was everywhere:
Twilight Zone Time Enough At Last
In Harm’s Way, with John Wayne and Kirk Douglas
Of Mice and Men, as George
And last, but not least, ladies and gentlemen, I give you…
CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!
Let’s have a big hand for Mr. Meredith!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In Harm's Way is underrated
And Time Enough At Last was one of the top 10 Twilight Zone eps.
/pours out some Shock Top for the late Mr. Meredith
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Zuff! Snuh!
Don’t be afraid to use your nails, boys!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 20, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dude. no.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
:(
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"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
I gotta rec this Erik you have my undivided attention until i have to check on my meat
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Every sunday girl. i cook it up right.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
/giggle
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
PHRASING!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
LANE THE BRAIN COMES THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH...............................
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
and doesnt look like penis or sperm
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Lane looks surprised by the stankyness of the fart he just let loose.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 5:57 PM EST reply actions
Hey, so ACS, remember when I was being an asshole and talking crap after the Michigan name
Well, now i know that feel. I’m…struggling not to break my computer everytime I see a shot of him or Matt Barkley. No me gusta. So, I bake you a sorry cake.
I actually grudgingly respect Lane
he’s earned it after the ND, Stanford, and Oregon games.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2 out of 3 ain't bad, but Stanford?
Sure, maybe he had a legit beef with the refs, but he handled it in typical Lanian style. And unless he’s still counting moral victories (Up to Gator Bro’s), I think they lost.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Bawww, that was so nice of--
/fumbles cake
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i feel like you just killed a litter of corgi puppies
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, so the 49ers are up 9-0 on Arizona after attempting 6 field goals and making 3 of them?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
no one likes to think about alabama fans masturbating?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no no no don't touch me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not touch-ing you!
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
cleaned up bubba sparx?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not surprised by this at all one bit
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I saw someone wearing one of these at a train station in Baltimore.
I did not realize that they were still a thing.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Who do they think they are - Alabama?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 20, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alex Smith is not a good quarterback
joemorgan.gif
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Team Tebow plays Alex Smith in Super Bowl IL
/Urban gets raging erection.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Nov 20, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Freudian slip
I didn’t even notice I spelled his name “Team”
Must have been the Spiritus Sanctus guiding my keystrokes
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Nov 20, 2011 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A vast image out of the Spiritus Mundi, more likely.
Perhaps a waste of desert sand, a shape with a lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
More like this
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Something something BAMA
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
We'll just agree to disagree on Penn State vis a vis bowl games
It’s a horrid situation for all involved. Call it “righteous indignation” or anything you want but if I was a Penn State fan, it would make me consider my fandom.
Now can we discuss other things?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Do you like driving in your truck?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Why yes, yes I do
And I like riding trains and reading about dinosaurs
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
...
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 20, 2011 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
If you ever want to learn/know anything
Stumbleupon may be the greatest thing in all the world
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'll have to go explore StumbleUpon soon
But last time I followed a suggestion of site to visit it was TvTropes…and yeah.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Consequently enough
I just stumbled on Joe Adams’ punt return
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They really ought to rename that site "Infinite Time Sink".
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My first night on TV Tropes I selected one subject that looked interesting
Next thing I know I have opened like 30 tabs & spent 5 hours reading, and the sun was coming up.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Great. Thanks. Because cluttering the last thread wasn't enough.
Posted in the truest and finest fashion of ‘I don’t mean to be spidery, but /INFLAMMATORY POLITICAL COMMENT’
You probably also don't like it when someone says,
“I apologize if anyone was offended by something I might have done.”
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i only apologize once i realize people are mad at me and that's only if i care that they are mad at me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
Well I'm not mad I don't think. About this I'm more shocked/perplexed at the vehemence of others reactions
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
also shockingly, i wasn't talking about you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
I should have replied to Erik T
Sorry
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Agreed
Although I would have been okay with Lee Corso doing this yesterday.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's not an actual apology.
Apologies aren’t contingent upon the sensibilities of the audience.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
OK, I did miss this.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
I miss my Playstation.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:01 PM EST reply actions
Yes, I am eating cold pizza dipped in nacho cheese. Why do you ask?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
God that is so Wisconsin of you
BADGER FAN WANNABE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
nacho cheese is too spicy for Wisconsinites
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Why is it not RANCH?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i like cold pizza dipped in salsa
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Who's cheese is it then?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
God damnit Mango
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hived
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
I had my first pasty today.
I may not eat tomorrow.
by Erik T on Nov 20, 2011 6:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm.
PASTIES! It’s Pasty season!
Much joy, especially with the sure knowledge that I’ll be having a Tom and Jerry within the next three days.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT WORLD OF WARCRAFT
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT PLAY YOUR GAME
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Not just the city this time
First time since ’05 that UCLA has something on the line. That went well.
Yeah, I just looked up that game and it looks like both teams lost. What happened?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Coming around to Lane
Not many go into Autzen and come out with a win. Trojans could have quit yesterday (or against Stanford), but didn’t, even though they’re banned from the post-season.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Been talking to a lot of SC fans who are high on him
That pleases me, as long as we hire the type of coach that we should.
At first I didn't like him because he seemed like the bad side of USC
Which is getting where he is because of who his dad was. But despite how he looks in photos, he seems to have some talent.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Funny how one game can erase an entire body of work.
At least until Lane’s next inexplicable loss.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Please.
Please make it happen. I actually kind of like UCLA. This would be glorious.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Plus, it might save Rick's job.
And that would be glorious for the rest of CFB fandom.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
has Ole Miss contacted him? Or KU?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
It would be awesome sauce,
dream scenario would be late in tie game with UCLA deep in their end zone and content to run it out and play for OT, if Lane called a TO to force a punt and Rick and the boys said a Corso and bombed a 85 yard TD.
Yeah, I think I’d that would make me giggle like a Japanese School Girl.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
So the Huskies are going to win this somehow?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
HEY there's a tie in the nascar sprint cup championship right now!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
a) trying to lighten mood
B) there really is a tie
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
If lighten the mood means no more sad talk about the Penn State awfulness
Then I will be a huge fan of NASCAR. Go Jeff Gordon! (If he is still racing.)
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
he is still racing
but edwards is now winning again thanks to poor pit stop by stewart
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
They should line up and do a drag race to decide the winner
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Nov 20, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and now there isn't a tie!
yeah for cautions!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
A couple of times
Just terrible
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 20, 2011 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
After I posted I, checked the time stamp on the article, should have realized it was already known,
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Yeah, it's horrible
Made me think of the “horrible news comes in threes” after this weekend.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
ATTENTION! I have very important news!
Roy Williams has gone almost 3 quarters of NFL football without dropping a pass.
I just thought this needed mentioning.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Let me guess.
He got hurt on the first play.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 20, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No he actually had receptions on 3 straight plays in the last drive.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Isn't he a little old to be playing football?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 20, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Frank Solich & Ohio wrapped up the MAC East this week
He’s been pretty successful with the Bobcats
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 6:43 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Oh, look. A new thread. I know what is needed here....
More Bama hate!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 6:50 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Oh, and for all EDSBS'er who are going to the Ahrn Bowl
You have an open invitation to my tent…
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot to text you back last night.
I’m a maybe. Have been planning on going all along, but my gays are causing so much drama that I’m not sure if it’s worth it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
As long as you don't let them marry each other.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
what about other people's gays?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Spiders... I see them approaching...
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I said I'd pondered over that picture a long time
It wasn’t a spur of the moment thing. I dunno, the troops have it tough, I like to see ’em having fun.
I’m not a perfect person. I guess wrong sometimes.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The only times I give a shit about soldiers' political views is when they vote and when I ask them in private.
I thought that same rule applied around here.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've considered during primary season/election day to say "Go out everyone and vote" on here
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
But what if they're voting for HITLER?!
I can see Alabama fans being into fascism at the very least.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*steals Rifftrax joke*
“They’re coming to get you Barbara” “They’re coming for you Barbara!” “They want to tell you about Ron Paul”
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
hello.
fish cleaned, in a pan with olive oil mushroom and onions.
Anything good on tv?
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Cardinals are getting pretty chippy for a shit team with no prospects getting thoroughly depantsed.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
An insurance salesman in waiting.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I was like who is that
then i saw the suitcase, nice work as always. also all you KC types did any of you catch"the greatest border war rivalry game ever" replayed today?
That man is a dick joke prodigy
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Nov 20, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Who is the guy?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Mark May
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Mark May
Either that or someone that looks a lot like him.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Every positive review of Drake I see hurts my soul
He’s so EMOTIONALLY COMPLEX and STRANGE by telling women what they should feel
This is why I don’t like rap anymore.
Haters gonna hate?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Nov 20, 2011 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here
Read The God’s review. You’ll definitely not run into effusive praise.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Funniest--and most on point--stuff out there.
His relative ambivalence toward Childish Gambino is a little disappointing, though.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Drake is the queefcore of hip-hop.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
This sucks. Arkansas TE dead.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 7:11 PM EST reply actions
Jesus, that's awful
This is why life makes me sad.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That fucking sucks.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
He was seen playing games then went to sleep & never woke up
This is horrible
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
For all the fun things that have happened this weekend, unfortunately there have been a lot of sad stories as well
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Plane crash Friday, tailgater accident Saturday, this on Sunday
If there is any justice, we will have a peaceful fun rest of season.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
What was the plane crash?
I briefly saw a crawl on it Saturday night, but didn’t get a chance to read more.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
A plane crash in Arkansas killed Okie State's Women's Bball coach and an assistant coach
They were on a recruiting trip.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Wow, definitely a sad weekend.
Really hoping that nothing else like that happens for the rest of the season.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Okie Lite Women's bounceysqueakyball coach and an assistant crashed while on a recruiting trip.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Your daily reminder that Ohio State is a festering, infected boil on the asscrack of humanity that is Ohio.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 7:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Extreme Lovie derp bailed out by the defense.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions
I've been weighing the pros and cons of posting this
Spidery-ness vs troops’ awesomeness, and I decided everyone should see this, regardless.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 7:13 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Spidery sunglasses?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Re: the above picture, and its presence here.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
GOD DAMNIT WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO OCCUPY ANY PLACE WITHIN 1000 MILES OF THOSE THINGS?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK HUMANITY
JUST PAVE THE ENTIRE PLACE WITH A GLASS VERNEER NOW
by cantcatchuf on Nov 20, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
See if they paid attention to Ripley then we wouldn’t have had to deal with those freaking sequels…including the Winona Ryder one
by josejose50 on Nov 20, 2011 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aliens was awesome,
albeit a totally different concept.
James Cameron:
“Hide the monster? Fuck you. I want THREEVE monsters and space marines! And explosions!”
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Temple speakyfoul.
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If A’s cannot move to San Jose, when the Dodgers have a real owner, don’t be surprised if Billy Beane ends up in L.A.
fapfapfapfapfapfap
Yeah, because everyone wants a gm who hasn't been relevant in nearly a decade.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha.
You’re funny. I like you. You’re funny.
I love green because money be green.
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Youre right.
I’m sure you guys had no use for Carlos Gonzalez.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, shit.
One questionable trade destroys an entire body of work?
…
Fuck.
I love green because money be green.
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No, but terrible drafts have.
The farm system is ranked 28th in baseball. Everyone caught on to Beane’s methodology, and he’s failed to adapt. Look at the Rangers and Rays. Lots of talent at the major league level, boatloads in the minors.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, I apologize.
I didn’t realize you were new money.
Long story short, it’s difficult to maintain your super necessary and always relevant minor league system ranking when you’re graduating your ENTIRE MINOR LEAGUE SYSTEM to field the major league team.
But, y’know. Whatever.
I love green because money be green.
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Chris Carter and Grant Green.
I’d like to know the other troves of talent that have made it to the majors.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Weeks, that's right.
He’ll be good.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Without getting into the entire history of Beane's drafts and corresponding rosters...
… suffice to say that 4/5 of the starting rotation and a metric ton of the position players were brought up in the last 2-3 years. Graduating even 2 of the top prospects in your system in a given year can dramatically affect the determination of overall quality of the system. Your team has the luxury to pay for good veteran players that relieves the necessity of calling up the young cats; that is, unless they make it readily obvious that they need to be called up. And you should enjoy that, it’s a good advantage to have.
But it’s an advantage my team does not enjoy. They have to play their kids early and often. So you can see why I might view the “LOLZ bad minor league ranking” as a superficial argument.
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by Joey C. on Nov 20, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I didn't want to write a 1000 word post, probably should have provided context.
But to your point regarding the Rangers, that wasn’t the case when they went to the WS last year. The payroll was essentially the same as it was for the A’s. And the Rays are essentially facing the same issues you guys have now regarding money.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 20, 2011 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
They had a great use for Carlos Gonzalez.
Turning him into a few months worth of Matt Holliday.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Who was traded for X, who was then traded for Y, etc., etc., etc.
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Yep. Just thought it'd be a good line.
Although I’m not really the biggest Beane backer, and kinda think he lucked out into having Hudson, Mulder, and Zito be really young and good together. Credit is due to his willingness to question his assumptions, but he’s not a GM ninja.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely a fair amount of luck in having those 3.
I’m more impressed with the balance of his trades. No one will ever have a flawless record, but his return on investment is pretty stellar.
I love green because money be green.
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Real owners and nobody getting beaten in the parking lot!
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
#Occupy1000ElysianParkAvenue
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
"Fine"... "willfully ignorant"... semantics, I suppose.
I would think anyone would like to employ a general manager dedicated to constantly improving and implementing effective analytical methods. And who is unhealthily invested in his team.
That dude with the money to actually pay for the players he wants? Te gustaría. And I wouldn’t even be mad if he left the A’s. He deserves better.
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Jake Locker doing positive things makes me want to stab someone.
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Wichita State Shockers??
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not new
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Not the best name...........
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wheat shocks
is where that name is derived, you know Kansas the Wheat State.
Before combines, you cut the wheat and arranged it in sheaves (shocks) for drying then threshed it (Go Hesston College Threshers!).
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
These are things you learn by either being around wheat, or drinking Shock Top
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Gameday at Auburn.
REMEMBER the 5!!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 7:25 PM EST reply actions
Will they do a special edition from Baton Rouge on Friday?
Do they have two sets/trucks to make that logistically possible?
two days = double the Corso, double the pleasure.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
No.
Ahrn bowl was in T-Town last year. Gameday wasn’t there.
I think I may have a score recap around here somewhere.
Ah, there it is!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Zdrastuchye, tovarisch!
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Damn tasty fish.
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The bluefish is a bony motherfucker though.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I haz a shit-ton of fried chicken.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 7:53 PM EST reply actions
...why?
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All the reason I ever need for fried chicken
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Well, all of my pay for coaching football just went into Christmas plane ticket travel
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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to Tallahassee?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'd just drive that...
Savannah to Columbus, Columbus to Fort Lauderdale(GF’s hometown), Fort Lauderdale to Savannah
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
oof. lots of flying.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my, yes
I get to see Charlotte, Atlanta, and Philadelphia’s airports as well
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/reads "Philadelphia's airport"
//shudders
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Better than only having a 38 minute layover in Atlanta
Also known as “better than missing your connection in Atlanta”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
meh, you flying delta?
they will run late anyway
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, no
that leg would’ve been United into Atlanta, Delta out. Which means I’d have been doubly screwed
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yeah...that sucks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 20, 2011 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmhmmm
hence Philadelphia, which at least had free wi-fi the last time I went through
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
philly is the worst by far
do not check luggage through philly. I would rather be a hooker with criag james than a bag in philly.
Oh, I don't check bags anywhere, if I can help it
And 10 days of stuff is not nearly enough to be checked. Carry-on and backpack will see me through
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this makes me laugh. 10 days of stuff is definitely a fully checked bag for me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 8:24 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure I really have 10 days of stuff
But I think the airlines are nuts; they should be charging people for carrying on anything larger than a standard-sized backpack (unless traveling with a small child or other person who can’t carry their own stuff/medically requires extra stuff), not charging for checked bags (at least, not the first one). I’d want people to check bags; that gets them out of the way in the cabin, and it’s easier to run them through security scans.
If they weren't charging me for checking bags, I would consider it.
But, the whole “having to go to the baggage claim and deal with all that crap” means I might still pay for carrying on
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You live in Savannah?
My friends and I still talk about Wiley’s BBQ a year and a half after visiting
Wiley's is delicious
Angel’s is better. If you come through again, let me know- we’ll get ALL THE BEERS
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
_________ vs Alabama sqeuakyfoul.
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uh oh big game time for mr. hummel
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/ACL shreds into threeve pieces
//Hummel gets a doctorate out of his basketball scholly.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Watching LA news
Picture of Bentley stuck in water in Hancock Park. My schadenfreude quota has been met for the week.
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by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 8:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Had a baseball game in Eagle Rock this AM, got out just as it began to pour
LA streets in rain=NOT FUN
You hate to see a beautiful car like that get fucked up by an incompetent owner, though.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
cheap bentley (the continental) or nice Bentley?
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Looks like a two-door, but the angle is nearly head on
Report says will likely be a total loss
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
as long as the frame and bodywork aren't gone ... it can be restored
the question is it worth restoring?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure it's insured in any event
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
yeah but if it is totaled by the insurance company ... you might be able to get a Bentley for cheap.
A family friend has a 50’s era Rolls that he restored, very nice.
I need a shop.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
The ESPN BCS show starts in a few minutes
Over/under 5 “Fuck Craig James’” & “Fuck Skip Bayliss’” uttered?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'm willing to mix in the occasional "Fuck Nick Saban"
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Waaaaaaaaaaaay over.
That over/under needs to be more like 50.
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I'm watching roundball instead of that.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to watch this because I was bored
And it was just NASCAR. What the hell? That’s not a real sport.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Damn Mitchell.........
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And they compared Alabama football to basketball...
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When I think of Alabama football, I think of length and quickness.
gottlieb sucks
by bruinM on Nov 20, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I read that as "length & thickness" then needed to reread.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
And shitty kicking.
Lots and lots of shitty kicking. And I say this as an FSU alum.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Did the basketball team score 6 points?
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Bama is whipping Purdue so far, 9 to 0.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
3/3
so you know it’s not football
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by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
33%?
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Can we get a running update for those without ESPN?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Update: I think the BCS is a load of bullshit
by Erik T on Nov 20, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So an SEC rematch is all but assured?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad is reporting that all Erik T said is that he thinks the BCS is bullshit.
by Erik T on Nov 20, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad will be back with further news onces he figures out what "BCS" means.
But first, he has to translate it into cuneiform, so he can read it.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Few here would disagree
The anti-playoff faction is mostly old-school types who think college football is a regional sport and are fine with the old bowls and multiple champions.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd prefer the old system to any playoff system we're likely to get
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We're not likely to get any more than a plus one
And I’d prefer that to the old system (and the BCS to the old bowl system, if it would stop attempting to imply that it’s a true national championship determining system rather than just a way to set up a #1 vs #2 in the BCS rankings game, hand out the Coaches’ Poll trophy, and set up some other bowls). Even if that’s going to be messy far more often than many pundits who advocate it think.
What I want is a 16 team playoff with autobids for all conferences, or an 8 team playoff with autobids for no one.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I want an 11 team, only conference champions, playoff
you don’t win your conference, tough luck. Give out the 5 first round byes based on some measure of “strength of conference”, play all the games at the home sites of higher seeds all the way to the final. Anything else, and I would prefer the old bowl system
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by MikeLew on Nov 20, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pretty sure NCAA rules say any playoff must have as many at-larges as auto bids
When they expanded the 1-AA playoffs to 20, they did so b/c they had 2 conferences getting auto bids and had to balance it out.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And hence my issue
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
first round at home sites of higher seeds
2nd round at regional sites that hold a bunch of people, etc.
Otherwise I’m on board w/ a playoff even if it includes 5 extra teams.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Travel on short notice is going to make that very, very hard.
The only way you’ll get reasonable attendance is if all but the final are at home sites. (Yes, basketball gets away with it. They have four or eight teams per building to sell 20,000 seats, not two to sell 90k.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I like the idea of home site to higher seeds
Too many neutral sites that have no college feel. Yes, Fiesta Bowl, I’m looking at you.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Can we just play every bowl game in New Orleans except for the Rose Bowl?
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by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'd like to send BYU fans to New Orleans, too.
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by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Plus the locals tend to buy a lot of the tickets because it’s an event; not so for football.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
okay as soon as teleporters are perfected....
until then higher seeds get home advantage.
But can we have 1/2 the tickets for the other team until 2 days before the game?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and I'd argue some at-large spots are needed in any >4-team playoff
between independents, conference and divisional ties, and really good teams that happened to finish second for one reason or another.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, not really.
Win. Your. Conference.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
If everyone was
- in a conference AND
- all conferences were small enough for round-robin play
I’d object much less to no at-large spots (though I dislike non-power-of-two playoffs; a bye and home-field is a huge advantage); three way rock-paper-scissors scenarios really aren’t that common, despite the 2008 Big 12 south and the possibility in the SEC West.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All the conferences which aren't full round-robins have a championship game.
As for the iron-triangle issue, that’s what tiebreakers are for. Any team which loses out on tiebreakers could have won the game to force their way in.
As for the independents? Funny how the independents in hoopyball vanished. Funny how no one seems to mourn their loss. Not participating in the FCS playoffs is a core value of the Ivies; we can see how importance independence is for Notre Dame when they don’t ever get to make the playoffs.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
unbalanced schedules can have large effects
given a 12-game schedule and an 8 or 9 game conference schedule.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So?
Life isn’t fair. The conference remains a closed, fully-connected system if there’s not a full round-robin or a championship game. (Stuff like the 11-game Big Ten is not applicable).
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Bowl games are meaningless exhibition games
Accepting this made me happier.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd be ok with that.
As long as we got good bowl games.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'd prefer that to the BCS.
At least then nobody pretended the national title was anything but bullshit.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why would I have a problem with multiple reasonable championship claimants?
Arguments are fun, yo.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because Alabama claims any multiple championship possibilities.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and pointing out why they're full of shit is one of the minor joys of my life.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
What's it matter?
We’re going to the Las Vegas Bowl to see the Beautiful One in action.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"dislocated somebodys lung?"
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One of the world's great sights, the skyline of Manhattan!
Now here’s this game in a completely different state.
I blame the Jets
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TCU did drop a stop despite winning
Kansas State is #11. Michigan is up to #15. Notre Dame is #23
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Where are you getting the BCS stuff?
Because ESPN has been showing a non-sport this entire hour so far and is now in commercial.
They switched it to ESPNU I think.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
And as predicted: Arky #2, Bama #2, & LSU #1
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
BCS top 10
1. LSU 1.000
2. Alabama .949
3. Arkansas .899
4. Oklahoma State .841
5. Virginia Tech .784
6. Stanford .771
7. Boise State .688
8. Houston .668
9. Oklahoma .653
10. Oregon .647
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 8:28 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What needs to happen to avoid an SEC vs. SEC matchup in the title game?
Because I really don’t want that to happen.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn has to win the Iron Bowl.
Barring a minor miracle, it would require nullification actions by pollsters who decide to vote Bama low enough in the polls to keep a rematch from happening.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
wardamneagle to beat alabama
oki lite and lsu to win out
Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
An outbreak of voters deciding that Okie Lite or Bluecollarlunchpailball Tech should be in the BCS championship.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Okie State should get some credit if they beat Oklahoma; Virginia Tech could move up for beating Clemson and Virginia.
But I’m not going to count on any of it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And VT had problems putting away Duke and ECU......
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Arky beats LSU and Aub takes out Ala
then UGA has to smack LSU around in the SECCG………………..looks like an all SEC game is incoming
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 20, 2011 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OkSt wins out and the polls move them up to at least #3.
As long as Alabama isn’t a near-unanimous #2 in the polls (and I don’t think they will be when it comes time, there will be a decent number of “fuck it, I don’t want a rematch” votes), that would be enough. 1/4 of voters put OkSt #2 and the rest keep them #3 and they’ll be in.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's weird to see that Alabama is ranked in basketball and Purdue is not.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
Webster(freshman starting inside WR)-ACL
Geary(rsFreshman semi starter OLB)-Broken ankle
Lance(senior starting WRP-MCL
Tudor(Soph. starting INB) -Achilles
DAMN YOU COTG YOU GIVE US WIN BUT TAKE SO MUCH.
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So Bama gets rewarded for losing. Wut.
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I agree with him. The pollsters don't seem to watch teams that much.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Craig James: "You have to look at the team within the team"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
You have to look at the hooker within the girl
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
OSU has a tragedy in their sports program and loses in OT,
’Bama loses in OT because they miss field goals.
So we are headed towards a rematch.
(and I’m more of a ’Bama fan than OSU fan).
If you can’t win your conference, you should not be playing for a championship.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:34 PM EST reply actions
Why do conferences base their tiebreakers on the BCS?
That’s the most ridiculously circular system of all time.
Honestly, I feel like an argument can be made that rock-paper-scissors would be a better system.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
What's odd is we went about a decade without these tie-breakers ever being used
Now…3 times in 4 years we could be looking at a 3 way tie
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Have we learned nothing from the Big 12?
Then again, it looks like the SEC’s implementation of that tiebreaker is slightly better, at least.
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think it is.
Tiebreakers generally exist to select the best team, not to eliminate the lowest. Plus, as voters tend to drop someone for a horrible blowout loss, the result is usually that whoever has the biggest-margin win among the three involved eliminates themselves by virtue of knocking the team they beat out of the tie. (In the Big XII example, if Oklahoma beats Tech by 10 instead of 50, do you think people would have been so quick to dismiss Tech and thus raise an outcry for Texas on “head-to-head”?)
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's completely stupid
But then what is the better way to deal with 3 teams with identical records who beat each other
by Drunken fool on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Team that hasn't been in the confference championship game the longest goes.
Mix things up a bit.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And you willingly chose to be infected with it.
by Narrow Right on Nov 20, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those 56-49 games are just too exhausting over the long term.
Plus, zero Texas schools and ALL TEH MONIEZ.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, absolutely.
I still think it’s a pretty cool way to settle things. Given that football success (or failure) tends to supply inertia for continued success, let’s reward the team that did the best job fighting inertia.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like this idea
Not least because Arkansas will benefit
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
FUCK THAT
Not a championship game, but that is the reason a possible championship winning UCLA team that beat SC in the 60s had to watch SC go to the Rose Bowl. Fuck the no repeat rule.
It should be a low priority tie breaker.
Don’t like it to settle who goes to your conference championship? Complete the drill, and win out.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Only one I can think of is head-to-head scoring margin.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
One coould argue that promotes running up the score.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Then cap it at 21 points per game.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Aha!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 8:36 PM EST reply actions
Seamus Mczhang solved his stack overflow problems, I see
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lol.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I love that this is in response to the "one small positive", which is calling a punt on 4th and 1.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know that being 8-3 isn't thrilling
But ND could easily be 10-1, and I’m sure that that dude would still be bitching.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
....
A great Notre Dame coach would have beat this BC team 47-0 they are that bad
“WHY I SAY, IF KELLY CAN’T OPERATE THIS PROGRAM AT THE LEVEL THAT ARA DID, THEN HE SHOULDN’T HAVE A JOB.”
However, if Kelly did win, or exceed, 47-0:
“RUNNING UP THE SCORE? WAY TO MAKE THIS UNIVERSITY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CLASSLESS ASSHOLES. I MEAN, WITH THE YELLING AND NOW THIS UNSPORTSMANLIKE SHIT, I JUST DON’T SEE HOW THE ADMINISTRATION KEEPS THIS GUY AROUND”
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
(five people respond saying that original poster needs to go to confession for using the word "shit")
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Keep in mind
this man thinks he’s James Bond incarnate.
So.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I never saw THAT. really?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I THINK I SAW HIM AT THE STANTON MELTDOWN GAME
YOU SEE, I WAS THERE. IN THE RAIN. WITH THE REST OF MY NDNATION BRETHREN!
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Woudn't that involve James Bond having died?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Of course the giant pop up ad is for Boston Market Thanksgiving dinner
IMMA HAVE THE POORS MAKE MAH DINNER FOR ME.
That's right Kirk
No matter what Arkansas does we won’t pass Bama. I agree.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Well, it's because Alabama beat them 2 months ago.
And as we’ve all learned from the past, teams that lose earlier in the season are at a disadvantage at the end of the season. Wait… what?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Also, BYU & Arkansas State accepted bowl invitations today
Armed Forces & GoDaddy.com bowls respectively.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
They told me to change to ESPN.
I got NASCAR’d. Fuck ESPN.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So................
Aggie still ranked 9th for Sagarin.
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Where would Sagarin rank them if he only considered the first half?
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1st.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And Houston is 15th in ELO CHESS
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
they played KU, it was a bye week for them.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Indiana:
:(
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Schnelly is at 201.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 20, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sad face everywhere.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn
14th in the system that doesn’t consider MOV, 65th in the system that does. Dear BCS, please let MOV count in the computers again.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Purdue comin back
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
That's pretty awesome.
Tough kid.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Craig James: "NC State played with intensity"
I knew something was up cause I say Tom O’Brien drinking chocolate milk before the game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Vince Young's armpunting makes Rex Grossman look like Joe Montana.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
NDNATION ON KIFFIYKINS
He’s a sociopath
However, as a coach, he’s decent but stubborn. He’s a 9-3 coach. That’s where USC will hover every year. He’s incapable of putting together a national championship caliber team. His players don’t care for him and his arrogance will always interfere. It eventually got the best of Carroll.
TRANSLATION: He’s perfect for ND and NDNation.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame has to settle with Brian Kelly, the loser that only averages 8 wins a season.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 20, 2011 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what? where did Carroll's arrogance get the better of him?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He has to live in Seattle now
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
what's wrong with Seattle? I LOVE Seattle.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nothing is wrong with Seattle
Nothing at all.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
except for the rain. and the women. but otherwise? Yeah.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just mean compared to LA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Better question: Which of Kiffin's players hate him?
I don’t remember a “my guys” type comment from Kiffin, that was Kelly.
/dons cape and becomes RANCHKING!
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
besides Tennessee never. Kiffin's kept his mouth shut and beat the tar out of teams on the field
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Brah, we don't liko no Sosheupats on Da Farm
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Eli Manning: raquetball afficianado
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If I'm going to draw a 15 yard penaly, I'm going to fucking deacpitate the quarterback.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
(Smirking.)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/starts fight while down $texas scores
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
BITCH ASS ZOMBIES
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 20, 2011 8:56 PM EST reply actions
A playoff using the BCS top 8 would feature first-round games like:
LSU vs. Houston
Alabama vs. Boise State
Arkansas vs. Stanford
Oklahoma State vs. Virginia Tech
I would watch every one of those games.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 8:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
and we'd get a decent champ one way or another.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What's ironic....
without the BCS, would we give a shit about Boise St?
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 20, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, absolutely.
Because after that upset of Oklahoma, they would have gotten another shot at another top team. And they might have even won a championship.
by tarspaceheel on Nov 20, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I argue no one would know about them.
I believe the BCS has given them exposure. Are they deserving of their top 10 status, of course. But during the poll and bowl system, Boise St. wouldn’t get a 10th of the exposure they get now.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 20, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess they never would have played Oklahoma in a bowl game in the first place without the BCS.
You have a point.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If they kept playing and beating good teams in the non-conference schedule, absolutely.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
BYU won a championship pre BCS
Yes, I know people still bitch about that.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As well they should
BYU beat a 6-5 Michigan team by a touchdown in the Holiday Bowl to “win” the MNC. During the regular season, BYU only played 3 teams with winning records, beating them by an average of 12.7 points. Their OOC schedule was 3-7-1 Pitt, 5-6 Baylor, and 1-10 Utah State.
Undefeated or not, that they won an MNC with a schedule like that is just silly.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The 1984 AP and UPI polls
had Washington in 2nd place. They had the misfortune to lose at 9-3 Southern Cal on the next to last week of the regular season. They beat 9-2-1 Oklahoma by 11 points in the Orange Bowl.
The AP had Florida in 3rd place. They had lost their opener to 8-5 Miami(FL) (who lost to 9-3 UCLA by 2 in the Fiesta) and tied 8-3-1 LSU, then ran the table. They somehow played in no bowl that year.
The UPI had Nebraska in 3rd place. They lost at 6-5 Syracuse somehow, then dropped their last game of the year by ten points to 9-2-1 Oklahoma. They beat 8-3-1 LSU by 18 in the Sugar Bowl.
The AP had Nebraska in 4th place.
The UPI had Doug Flutie’s Boston College Eagles in 4th place. They lost a classic at 8-4 WVU by one point (WVU TCU in the Bluebonnet Bowl), and lost at 6-5 Penn State. BC beat 7-5 Houston by 17 in the Cotton Bowl.
So, to sum up: the teams that won the Orange, Cotton, and Sugar bowls had played much tougher schedules, but also had at least 1 loss and a tie, while the other had two losses.
I watched that Holiday Bowl. Michigan was terrible that year, losing to Washington, Michigan St, Iowa, Purdue and Ohio State. The biggest travesty is that BYU didn’t get invited to a better bowl (BC got the Cotton and potential MNC winner is stuck with the Holiday because the Holiday Bowl wouldn’t let them out of the contract). I suppose one could argue that the polls’ hands were tied, but that doesn’t make the outcome any better.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Florida not playing in a bowl in 1984
Probably had something to do with them being dirty, dirty cheaters. Pell got fired midseason after Florida got hit with 107 major violations.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
107?!
One hundred and fucking seven?
You’re joking.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dayum.
Go big or go home, I guess.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Every conference championship prior to Spurrier
Had been revoked by the conference due to the scale of their cheating. They were SMU, only not nearly as publicized.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Did those lead to postseason ban
Or scholarship reduction to a point where you couldn’t field a team?
by Bus Crasher on Nov 20, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Considering that they probably wouldn't be conference affiliated without a BCS, I'm guessing BSU would have a much stronger schedule.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, wow.
Those top two would be a lot of fun; I’d love to see Kellen Moore and Case Keenum come out firing against Alabama and LSU’s defenses.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
flags
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
Stop calling it the "wide nine defense"
Its a fucking alignment where he is 2 feet outside the tackles shoulder.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
director? Production company?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm the only one watching the NFL game, I guess.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
im watching it now...
Roundball game at the half
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Bwahahahahaha.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I like this one.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
#werepig4nd
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
we hired Werepig, I thought
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LSU fans have taught me the appropriate response
/makes a Roux
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
what about 13 year old werepigs?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Need to be stewed for a while.
Too stringy, but can be turned into a good stew meat.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
not at all
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Got that from the Boston College fan, did you?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
I saw it somewhere on the tubes and saved it to fuck with my ND-grad friend.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, he only wears it one day a year.
We all know what he wears the other 364 days…..
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe from the GT fans
I remember seeing several references to that when GameDay was on campus for the ’06 opener.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
It is a GT thing.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 20, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sighted on special teams in the Giants/Eagles game.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I Hate Iowa.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
watching VY play
you wonder how he played for as long as he did.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
started, rather
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He just wins games, that's why.
He was Tebow before Tebow was cool.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tebow at least wins games...
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and is accurate,
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And does not whine.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Is not an ego manaic
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
His teammates seem to like him. Like really like him.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A little.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
He gets a shitload of media attention
but I don’t think he goes out of his way to get said attention.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly, he does.
He’s being exploited it a bit with putting out books and a documentary on himself. Whether that’s his decision or his brother’s as his business manager or his family or his agent, who knows?
Weren't you just bitching at me about such topics?
Neener neener
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by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
With the issues going on with a certain big-name school at the moment, perhaps a bit
Best to stay away from references that could be construed as making light of such things.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
No. GROWN AZZ MEN.
If that’s the reason my comment is spidery, then it’s the fault of the reader for making the connection. Tebow circumcised babies in the Phillipines, and I just spun it as a joke. You saw something PSU-related because you chose to.
Your comment directly referenced politics, and kinda advocated an actual political position.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah. Didn't know about those.
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You still might be right though.
He, personally, might not be into it. If he decided to live as a hermit in the countryside when he wasn’t playing football, he’d probably get even more attention for people wondering why he’s being so secretive.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to think that he knows he's going to get the attention regardless, so he might as well use it to serve the causes that are important to him.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Vince had some improbable stretch of success in Tennessee.
He did nothing pretty, but somehow the team won.
Remarkably similar to what’s happening in Denver now.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
John Fox has everything to do with what's happening in Denver
fucker that he is.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I credit him for having the balls to try something different.
I hope this encourages more breaks from the groupthink mentality that takes some of the excitement out of the NFL.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
his gameplan at Carolina was run, run, fuck it go deep
which seems similar to what it is now.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lesean McCoy is good at football.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That's a tremendous amount of sushi at the NY Giants concession stand
That would probably keep me full for like…at least 2 hours…
PIPED IN MUSIC:
It was distracting, and a little frightening
If any of you think that young recruits are impressed by this, you need to seriously re-examine the downward spiral of your life.
the Band members are pretty unhappy about it and feel that they have been marginalized as part of the football experience. Well, duh, of course you have. The cheerleaders will be next.
Wait, cheerleaders? How? Actual Revenue Whores?
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
attractive cheerleaders? sign me the fuck up.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're gonna contract out to Tilted Kilt for halftime refreshments.
by emc503 on Nov 20, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GAH.
A former boss of mine loved Tilted Kilt. FUCKING LOVED IT.
The horror.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think I've heard of this place
why didn’t YOU like it?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's your typical trying way, way too hard to be Irish place
only trashier.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
possible?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
sounds like fox and hound
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have yet to set foot in a Hooters or a Tilted Kilt
I have no desire to eat shitty wings and stare at single mothers awkwardly hitting on 300 lb middle managers to pay rent.
Frightening.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
It's not like a spider is delivering the musical notes to you
It’s fucking music played on speakers.
Remember who's writing this.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
those are fucking styrofoam compared to what you can get.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No highs, no lows, must be bose.
no really. B&O is thoroughly meh…
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is there some place where one could go for a primer on proper speaker purchase?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know. I'm sure there is. I worked in a recording studio in college so that's where I learned everything.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
there are many variables
what type of room and how much money do you have to spend?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
And how good your hearing is
Mine is shot at certain frequencies; drops out like it’s not even there. I didn’t know there were two tones played when you plug a USB device into a PC until he tole me. I was only hearing the second one.
Good speakers would be wasted on me.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
room size, room construction, type of amps, music sources, ambient noise and hearing are some of the variables off the top of my head.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
So, should I point out that the Coaches Poll
has a rule. That rule is that they are not allowed to vote for teams on Major NCAA probation.
http://www.afca.com/article/article.php?id=USAPOLL_INTRO
LSU and Alabama are both on Major NCAA probation.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
isn't that the reason USC isn't on there?
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I think that's poorly worded.
Teams on probation are allowed; teams with postseason bans are not.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's right on their page.
One of the major differences between the AP poll and the USA Today poll is that, since 1974, the coaches’ poll does not include teams on either NCAA or conference-sanctioned probation.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those aren't the official rules.
I’m assuming that whoever wrote the summary wasn’t aware of the difference. Because if that were actually true, at least half of the teams in the poll in any given week, in any given year, would be ineligible.
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Ok, now they do.
You should probably deal with it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
LSU's probation is self-imposed. That might have something to do with it.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 20, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Cheaters really do win.
/trollhardinthepaintbrah
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How many times will he post the Iron Bowl .gif this week?
100?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll go with under.
Even if he averages twice a thread, probably comes up short.
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Lets just say alot.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'll go with A Lot.
Probably 40 ish.
3-4 main threads a day plus whatever fanshots I participate in.
But Turkeyday is in there and imma be outta town, so under 100.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Clean since 1992.
Basically my entire adult life.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
C'Mon
Dorsey got Demerol and Cocaine in the locker room.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Kansas won the bball championship while on probation
Rules are for suckers
by bruinM on Nov 20, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boom.
Under AFCA rules, a school is ineligible for USA Today Coaches’ Poll consideration if it is under any of the following NCAA or conference sanctions in a given season:
A ban on postseason play
A ban on television appearances
A loss of 20 percent of overall football grants-in-aid
None of the schools playing in the Football Bowl Subdivision are under any such sanctions this season.
Thank you for your interest in the AFCA.
Todd Bell
Director of Media Relations
American Football Coaches Association
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 20, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I assume that's an old letter
because USC is definitely under the first one.
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they aren't ranked?
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Not in the coaches' poll.
And the computers for the BCS calculate a position for them but if they are in the top 25, they’re ignored and everyone else moves up a spot.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not in the coaches' poll they're not.
Because it is serving an NCAA-imposed bowl ban, Southern California is not eligible to receive votes this season under AFCA policy.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guarantee that roboply is the result of Auburn fans screaming at the NCAA bout bama being ranked.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nah.
This was probably generated in 2009. I was just digging it back up.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
"None of the schools playing in the Football Bowl Subdivision are under any such sanctions this season."
USC says hello.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
This was from a Longhorn forum a couple of years back.
The guy was butthurt about OU and sent an e-mail to AFCA.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 20, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
:/
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What happened at SMU?
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Derp QB, fumbles, derp D, top RB who is a monster out for the year.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
is that turnover margin?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
................ yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
lol.
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I'm not even sure his two famous Team USA calls are his best on ESPN.
The Gio van Bronckhorst goal in the Netherlands-Uruguay game in the World Cup: “Now, van Bronckhorst with pace – OH! IT IS AN ABSOLUTE FIRECRACKER FROM GIOVANNI VAN BRONCKHORST! 1-0 HOLLAND!”
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we kind of don't like Ian Darke in England...
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why?
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he's just not thought of as very good.that there are better, essentially.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ah, more of a "don't actively like" than "actively dislike".
Stupid ambiguous English language …
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(Netherlands scores another goal to take a commanding lead over France in Euro '08)
“It’s a Dutch oven…and the French are toast.”
Not sure if that was him or someone else. But it was fantastically delivered.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I don't think they had Darke on ESPN back then.
But I remember that call.
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MACHINE GUN.
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Wow.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Oh..... my.....
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DeSean Jackson taunting?
I don’t believe it.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ryan Broyles has no idea of what you're talking.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now watch somebody pay him big money this offseason.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
His Berkeley education is not showing.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Enrolled is probably the most apropos.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Lesean McCoy saves them...
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Damn it Linval...
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I'd just like to point out to all those Alabama fans that right now
Auburn is ranked 28th in the AP Poll and 27th in the Coaches Poll. Boy, those numbers sure look familiar.
COTG trolling hard.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
28-27 in the rankings
And we’ve got to beat the #2 outta Alabama to stave off an All-SEC BCS championship game.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Tammy.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hiving. It's not just for bees any more.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
A field goal kicker!
WooooOOOOOoooOOoooOOoooOOooOOOOooOOOooOOOOooOOOooOOOOooOOoooOOOoo
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This is probably going to make one of our Bama posters go insane by Thursday
and go on a killing rampage.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn will beat Bama, and Bama fans will still want to play LSU for the Bs-BCS game
by SKLM on Nov 20, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No they won't
They’ll win the capital one bowl and declare themselves champions
by bruinM on Nov 20, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It would be really cool if there was a Cap One bowl rematch, no?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
I imagine the Sparty contingent here would feel otherwise.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but they're Sparty fans.
Their pain is both delicious and necessary for the continued functioning of America.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mad about getting carpet-bombed by a pissed-off Alabama team in January?
Then you should have let your season go to shit in October like usual!
(Wait, this may all apply to us now. Gulp.)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
More mad about
1) If Ohio State had gotten caught sooner, we’d have been in the Rose Bowl. TCU might have beaten us but it wouldn’t have been a carpet-bombing.
2) How the fuck did that Alabama team lose three games that year to fall that low in the first place?
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They lost too many guys on offense and defense from the year before.
You got them after a year of experience, which was basically the main thing they needed.
Chemistry.
That team had talent but no chemistry.
You gotta have it all to run the table.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can answer #2
It involved Stephen Garcia suppressing his inner dipshit for 3 hours, LSU’s punter and Cam Newton.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm mad at Ohio State got caught & the NCAA still said "Sure let 'em play"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 20, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
For suggesting such a thing, I sentence you to Orlando.
With a very, very pissed-off LSU team after they lose to Arkansas and wind up left out of the BCS.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ahhh, the ND special.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, found out what that was like last year.
Do not care to repeat the experience. Yeesh.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Where's your gumption?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If Auburn beats Bama at Bama
That stadium will be set on fire.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's at Auburn this year.
Still could be burninating though.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We did that last year.
The Ahrn Bowl is at Auburn this year.
Though, Alabama has won 3 games in JHS vs AU. They’ve only ever won 1 in Tuscaloosa vs AU.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Huh. I wonder why I was remembering that incorrectly...
Oh…that’s right. The few Barners there did a super loud version of their Rammer Jammer. I thought it had to have been at Auburn to have been that loud.
Hide You Kids, Hide Your Wife
And hide your shrubbery cause they’re rapin everthin’ out there.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOL.
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ACS, what is this "QUIT SLAMMIN" thing on NDNation
I’m scared.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 9:41 PM EST reply actions
Sorry, I don't speak Jive
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, and now I'm scared to look.
FRIGHTENING.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
......
Mommy, make the shouting stop!
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"NBC IT"
Sigh………..
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Hm.
I have learned that in order to win a basketball game, you must put the orange orb through the hoop.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Nov 20, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Vehemently.
Ugh.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, the three most hideous games I've ever witnessed
were won by Iowa, Penn State, and Penn State. (I believe the final scores were 43-36, 38-33, and 36-33.)
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SC lost to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo last night
40-36
by bruinM on Nov 20, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oof. I thought our 49-35 victory over Drexel was bad
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by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is the 3-2 Equivalent in College BouncyHoops?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Probably PSU-Wisconsin in the B1G tourney last year.
That’s the 36-33 game I mentioned above.
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I did too.
I think the reason was “morbid curiosity”. As in “would this manage to beat the PSU-Illinois game I witnessed in person during grad school for futility?” (The answer was yes.)
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The UConn-Butler title game deserves an honorable mention.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That game did indeed suck.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
That was 9-6 LSU Bama game of this year.
That game…Woof.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's an excellent comp.
Part solid defense, but a lot of horrendous offensive execution.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he didn't play or TCU?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Only because the poster doesn't say
KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/unemployed
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
TCU wears white unis?
and has a player that can dunk?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Penn State 36, UW 33
Tubbs’ hands strayed southward during that night’s Sportscenter, I’d bet.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Fun fact:
Michigan’s football team scored more points in regulation against Illinois last year than their basketball team had in the most recent meeting at the time. Illinois needed the first overtime to achieve the same.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And if we had replaced our secondary with our basketball starting five, not one thing about that game would have changed.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I dunno.
Your basketball starting five was probably more effective at zone coverage than your secondary.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think this is where I'm supposed to say "Get the fuck off of my court."
But yes.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I know the Badgers were on the losing end of at least one of those.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
MSU, Illinois, and yes, Wisconsin.
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And not let the other team put said orange orb through the other hoop?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
You play in the B1G
I believe the rules are slightly different there.
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I remember when the Big East was the uglyball conference
Now it’s just Pitt.
and ND some of the time
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
All the good games comin' on Friday are around the same time.
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Houston -Tulsa.
Iowa – Nebraska
Both at 12
Pigs Roux at 230
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nebraska-Iowa is on that day.
But that’s a nooner, Arkansas-LSU isn’t until 1:30 CT, Backyard Brawl is at 6, Cal-AzSt is the late shift.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Giants olineman sat on Trent Cole.
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damn
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hanging out with Joker
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Blacked out in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
wow, DJ Ware just got rocked by a DT.
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Is it just me, or do all Sunday night matchups consist of the Eagles, the Giants, and the Jets?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:01 PM EST reply actions
And the Colts or Steelers
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
that or monday night.
it’s not just you. I feel like i’ve seen a piece of every week in the NJ HS football season
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cowboys now and then.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS!
Coachin’ in Atlanta gets me fuckin’ pissed.
The nerds ‘round ev’ry corner don’t know football exists.
Lying in the shadows of the ACC
The option is your option. Fuck you, have some bees.
Bees, bees, bees, bees
Fuck you, have some bees.
The option is your option
Fuck you, have some bees.
When a QB passes, I tell his sorry ass
"You run the fucking football, if you don’t like it kiss my ass."
I know I rhymed "ass" with "ass," but I don’t give a fuck.
The option is your option. Fuck you, have some bees.
Bees, bees, bees, bees
Fuck you, have some bees.
The option is your option
Fuck you, have some bees.
Just before the ballgame, I show up in a truck.
Someone asks me something, but I don’t give a fuck.
Chuck Norris has a nightmare, and who d’ya think he sees?
The option is your option. Fuck you have some bees.
Bees, bees, bees, bees
Fuck you, have some bees.
The option is your option
Fuck you, have some bees.
I thought this song was stupid when it left the gate.
There’s plenty more important, like Clean Ol’ Fashioned Hate.
It’s time for rape and pillage, and killing Uga Threeve
The option is your option. Fuck you have some bees.
Bees, bees, bees, bees
Fuck you, have some bees.
The option is your option
Fuck you, have some bees.
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 10:07 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Paul Johnson would definitely rhyme "ass" with "ass".
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
So the 1 seeds for city with the shittiest sport fans
Miami, Philly, Boston, and LA.
The 2 seeds: I have Atlanta, Oakland, New York, and Pittsburgh.
Who would make up the 3 seeds?
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Atlanta has good sports fans.
Just not good Pro Sports fans.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'd put Chicago as a 2 seed over Atlanta.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Second.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
How did you arrive at your two seeds?
Also, how is Atlanta not a number one seed?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
/7,000 empty seats at Braves playoff opener.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
And as everybody knows
there is no sports presence in Atlanta besides pro baseball. Nope, none whatsoever.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Well, we know there isn't any hockey, either.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Welp, Atlanta seems to be a mixed bag for a lot of people.
Braves fan put them in the 2 spot.
Raiders fans put Oakland in the 2 spot with Warriors and A’s giving OK support.
Yankees fans put New York in the 2 spot alone. Jets fans help support the 2 seed spot.
Steelers, Penguins, and Pitt put Pittsburgh at a comfortable 2 seed. Everyone just feels bad for the Pirates.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you are going for pure ahole stuff
what about the ones that just don’t care. san diego or green bay west looking at you
I think I got just don't care unless winning with Miami and LA
They both have other bad aspects too.
Wait, there's stuff after the 7th inning stretch?
/LA fan
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Boss offered me a couple tix to a doyer game this past year
he got there in the third inning, left in the sixth. I would like to add that he is a trojan.
What the fuck is the point of even going if you're going to watch less than half the game?
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3 innings is lees than half?
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN…
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You too used to 5-inning mercy rule games in college?
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he also knows nothing of this "national championship" or "bullpen"
perhaps you could explain it.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/not sure if serious
//still counting Augie’s rings
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I was thinking about the other guy in regards to the rings comment
no, Augie’s won 2 at texas. KLaw and other guys always get on him about wearing out his pitchers’ arms
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I was only talking about the fact that Augie plays smallball,
so there’s no mercy-rule blowouts.
I don’t know who’s the other guy you’re talking about.
(Also, I was being generous and assuming he saw all of 3rd, all of 6th - 4 innings total.)
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I'm going to say it because it needs to be said.
I don’t have an interest in the NFL, but, honestly, Packers fans are turning into some GREATIOTS type shit.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
nobody is actually from here
so it takes a while for anyone to get attached to the locals. Also, when Padres not terrible, will just break our hearts in the end, so best not to get too attached.
by drothgery on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE
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by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 10:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I recd this as soon as I saw the JMU on the Helmet.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I have this, I don't know why there is no year on it
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sadly longs for the accuracy and pocket poise of GG
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Not 2009, but I did make one for Virginia
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Ouch, but Charlottesville, and the University, remained untouched by both armies throughout the war
/csb
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by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the north knew who their friends were
/ducks
//runs
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
R.I.P. Larry Munson
Hunker down.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:11 PM EST reply actions
I agree.
Total Homer but that’s what you want for your play by play guy.
I still miss Fyffe.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I had heard he wasn't doing well.
I remember when Jim Fyffe died a few years back. Shit sucked. RIP.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Jay Cutler is out and needs thumb surgery.
Get ready for round 2 of “Why is Cutler so soft?” all throughout ESPN this week.
Are we catching LeFevour now?
Or is there another backup quarterback?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Caleb Hanie?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh...... yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
cutlers response
“fuck you chicago for not buying me an oline”
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"I played at Vandy and have diabetus"
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Razorback TE dead at 19
/refrains from troll.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
by DaShawn on Nov 20, 2011 10:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions
That's messed up.
According to the news I read – he was alive at 10:15 in the AM playing video games. Was dead within the hour.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
You have to restrain yourself from making a joke about a 19 year old kid dying in his sleep?
Boston College, ladies and gentlemen.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sorry, but you are an asshole for even thinking about trolling.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Too late, you just did.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
This fuckwad joined on November 8.
And his only comments have been bad jokes regarding certain PSU-related topics.
/flagg’dhard
Can't flag right now for some reason.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Either way he is an asshole who needs to be doused in fire.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THE RETURN OF JC001?
THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Not enough nudity.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mounted Cavalry vs Machine Gun Emplacements
WWI: Animals definitely harmed during the making of this movie
by emc503 on Nov 20, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Largest monument to the stupidity of mankind?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
you must have not watched "The Decision"
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by Londonjoe on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not quite
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Good hate.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Spicy. Several tens of thousands of Scovilles of hate.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Still wrong
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by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So cute that UVA pretends to care about football now
How’s it going in the quest to convince people to show up on Friday?
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do I need to find a link to that video?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
lying about thanksgiving being next week
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not to well. People are coming on Saturday, though!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I can't decide whether to troll VPI or W&M right now...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
/grabs a mirror
Ah, that’s better. Wait, no, it’s worse!
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Nov 20, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
gorgeous
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Those seats that are 30 yards behind the end zone are just delightful.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
This reminds me of the vest
“My periphery isn’t cold, but my core is.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
and grabs its collective nuts
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
That stadium looks like it was dropped on its head as a child.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 20, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
is the game there or Austin on Thu?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Nah. Just keep it close
and A&M will do their usual second-half DERP job.
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aTm doesn't have a defense and
Texas does.
I think Texas will do fine in the game and hopefully win.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Texas has an offense?
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aTm isn't going to score much on Texas, if at all.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
please, no.
It is bad enough that MU is going to beat KU prior to migration.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Who will score more against Kansas? Missouri's football or basketball teams?
by Narrow Right on Nov 20, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
football
MU basketball lost a key player and unfortunately Bill Self can coach basketball.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Only until he runs into a mid-major in March.
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I remember listening to sports radio
and host was listening to a guy who said “watch out, Northern Iowa can beat Kansas.” Host said “if that happen, I’ll invite you to my house and give you a five-star meal.” Alas…
by Bus Crasher on Nov 20, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Other than a 1v16 or 2v15 matchup
if Kansas faces a mid in the tournament, they are fucked like Clemson.
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Ali Farokhmanesh was that year's winner for the Les Miles Memorial Titanium Testicles Trophy.
This year’s winner: Gary Patterson.
All wear purple, for whatever that’s worth.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Don't forget VCU.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I didn't.
But VCU also beat Duke (which was GLORIOUS), so it’s not quite as humiliating for the rock chalking types.
I'm never not happy when KU loses.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
"Bill Self can coach basketball"
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 20, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it's true.
At least for months that don’t end in “arch”.
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Aggie scored 50 against K state.
is Texas defense better than K state’s?
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Yes. Yes, it is.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Manny Diaz needs a HC job somewhere after this year.
The guy can coach defenses.
K-State was held to 220 yds less than average.
Yes, I would take the Texas defense over just about everybody in the Big XII.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
the reason the d looks bad in the Big XII
there are some good offenses.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
/SEC haz a confused
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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I too am confused.
Every 7 minutes of Big-12 football has me switching between TCU is screwed and TCU can clearly compete.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't watched enough TCU this year to say.
But God knows they’re an improvement over Mizzou and ALL. the ACL injuries.
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you have a coach who can coach
you will be fine.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are also some shitty defenses.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Hi Kansas!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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just because y'all left and can't win ... don't projecct on your former conference mates
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Come. On.
Please recall what Nebraska’s offense did to y’all and Oklahoma State last year. That wasn’t due to Nebraska’s offense being Yay Awesome.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've still watched a lot of Big 12 football.
And there’s still a lot of poor angles and shitty tackling. Kansas State’s defense looked good because it was playing y’all, who, if memory serves, put up all of five points the week prior.
Oklahoma’s defense has holes, and if Moat State weren’t Plus-Texas this year, their defense would look a lot like last years.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Texas D would shut Nebraska down this year
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan's defense is a LOT better than during the GERG years.
They had some talent there, once the scheme started to be coached by someone who had something resembling a clue.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Texas did last year.
All they had to do was let us drop all the passes.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not saying the defenses in the Big XII are across-the-board elite.
But Texas’s is, and the rest should be given some credit for the fact that the spread is specifically designed to create holes in defenses.
And yet Nebraska's defense has been able to be effective at stopping it
Pattern matching / matchup zone concepts and such.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not like the spread is some kind of silver bullet offense.
If it were, everyone would run it.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
play against a Leach based team and get back to us.
If Leach had hired a great DC, he would have won the BigXII every year.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
There are plenty of teams that run air raid systems.
It’s not a magic offense. Try and run a shallow-cross heavy offense against a Belichick tree (i.e., Saban) defense that plays a ton of cover 1 with a robber and get back to me.
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by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Did you look at the stats?
Or just the score.
Yeah, Ole Miss won, but I don’t see how it proves your point.
You seem to forget
that Mumme brought the air raid to the college game at Kentucky. Sure, they won some games, but they didn’t win a title with it or anything. If there were one optimal system, everyone would run it. Besides, who’s really going to deny that the best defensive minds in the country are in the SEC (Ted Roof aside).
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by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
unfortunately bed time
otherwise I’d continue the discussion.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
last year K-State had one of the worst defenses in the country,
this year K-State has a decent if not spectacular defense.
So comparing last year to this year is a big difference.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine that.
A conference full of offenses specifically designed to be as hard s possible to defend, and the defenses in that conference had worse statistics than conferences whose offenses line up in the Power I?
Leach in the SEC would be much fun to watch.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who's to say those receivers
would not themselves have ESS EEE SEE speed?
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Leach with ESS EEE SEE speed would be fun to watch
@TXT he would take recruits that others would not look at and turn them into very good programs.
His system when executed is a nightmare to defend regardless of your defense.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
His system is very similar to the 7-man football that most West Texas HSs employ,
so his players(many of whom came from West Texas) were used to spread concepts. I wonder if it would translate elsewhere.
Yes, I know Ty Detmer would like a word.
The ESS EEE SEE speed is not at the skill positions.
Skill positions are equal.
ESS EEE SEE speed is on the D-line.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
in the air raid system, the ball is gone quickly.
unless the D-Line is very, very, very fast, you won’t reach the QB.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
And it worked so well for Kentucky.
And Texas Tech when they played SEC teams in bowls.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Bowls are such a crapshoot.
Let’s give a team a month to prepare for a offensive scheme, and make all our judgements based on that!
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
That's why the SEC is king.
You can’t prepare for DERP.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Diaz is going to Ole Miss.
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
we need campaign posters.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
NO WE HAVE HIM FOR TWO MORE YEARS STAY AWAY
/RAEG MONKEY
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by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DIAZ FOR OLE MISS!!!!
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#RONP4OLEMISS
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Yes plz!
I demand triple option & air raid both in the SEC.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Even if aggie's offense is only a fraction of Okie, a fraction of 50 points isn't a bad fraction.
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OU has an offense that is better than aTm
in regulation OU scored 58 on K-State, aTm scored 31.
Texas is the best defense that I’ve seen this year in the Big XII and I think will get some turnovers from the Aggies.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
There
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
College Station
One team cannot pass. The other cannot defend a pass.
/cringe
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by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think y'all will do fine passing against aTm.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
For God's sake, why??
/Ash kills another WR throwing behind him
//McCoy holds ball forever
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by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well you saw our passing game,
and we scored quite a bit on aTm.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 20, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
LOL Rivals says Connor Brewer reminds them of Colt. Why? Because neither are Texans.
/My roommate has serious issues with Colt not being Texan.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But his dad put Texas soil under his crib!!!
by mnHorn on Nov 20, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
For the record: Case is a Texan, It’s all clear now.
SELF TROLL: I just found out that one of TCU’s commits is Garrett Gilbert’s brother :(
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does he play QB?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Heavens no.
We stole some kid from Kansas to play QB.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Formerly nicknamed "The Tackle Box"
Nickname revoked due to lack of tackles.
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by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All joking aside...
… the place needs to be completely renovated, bat purp and all, but the Ags are broke.
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Maginot line not extending to Belgium
Whoops.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bad budgeting is bad.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well...they are French.
If 20% of their costs weren’t wine for the workers they could have extended it, and France wouldn’t have been conquered in less than a week.
Priorities…
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're right
They should have upped it to 30%. No way they would have gone on strike then.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Poland finds your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter in preparation for future conflicts.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Manning has a 38.4 QB rating.
Young a 49.8
Guh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions
51.1 now after the INT.
Went to 57ish after the throw before
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Those are roughly four and five times, respectively, the rating achieved by John Skelton for the Arizona Cardinals against the 49ers.
Fordham representin’.
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by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eesh.
Manning’s is about the same as a QB who throws nothing but incompletions.
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Exactly.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Slightly worse, I believe.
I think it’s 39.6 if you throw every pass straight into the ground.
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by Tremendous on Nov 20, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ha.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:35 PM EST reply actions
NFLAIDS.
DERP, HERP DERP, INTERDERP
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 20, 2011 10:36 PM EST reply actions
Nice catch
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions
HOW DO I DEFENSE
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 20, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That would our special teams coordinator
Try again?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
And safeties coach, and former safety himself.
But don’t worry, this guy says it’s fine to be a little confused, bruh.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 20, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This guy totally agrees
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And in this corner, the reigning champion...
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They sure look jortsish to me.
The cell phone holster is the funniest subtle touch, though.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 21, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
It must be nice to have both teams be relevant enough this season
for your rivalry to mean something.
Meanwhile in Florida…sigh.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, your rivalry game should be meaningful even if both teams go in winless
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
See: Crapple Cup.
See also Army-Navy as of late.
by Narrow Right on Nov 20, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its Hate Week across America.
And I get Marshall.
:/
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Could be worse
Miami has Boston College
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by wahoocrew on Nov 20, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh.
All of those empty seats.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who would East Carolina's blood enemy be?
West Carolina?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UNC, NC State.
Long time ago, App State.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, the important aspect of a rivalry is reciprocity
I guess NC State fans would feel hate towards ECU but I don’t know about UNC fans.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway.
Wait, no. That’s an auto da fe.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You hating them is nice.
Them hating you back is required for it to be a rivalry.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
See: Illinois' rivalries with, like, anyone.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Then So. Miss and UCF.
But really both UNC and State fans are not fond of ECU at all.
We are apparently “Pie-Rats” to them.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rice Football wiki lists Texas as a rival in what is described as a "one-sided rivalry"
Surprisingly, Rice has won 18.8% of their games
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
This was relevant to Minnesota and Wisconsin's interests in the early '90s.
I’m fairly sure there were a few times when both were winless.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Nov 20, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mean something to college football in general.
It makes the game more exciting when more is on the line.
UCLA vs. USC got my team into the national championship in 2006
That game has been pretty relevant to me even when USC was supposed to totally outmatch you guys.
by Charles UF on Nov 20, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The.500 conference champ is OVER THERE.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Are we totally sure SC's postseason ban can't be lifted this year?
I mean, have we asked nicely?
by ElRocco337 on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PLZ NO KIFFYKINS
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Not sure whether I want to play Oregon play USC again
It would be fun but we watched the game two weeks ago
by Bus Crasher on Nov 20, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Heck, Trojans have won 24 Rose Bowls
Probably time for another Pac team to have a go
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
You have your Cotton Bowl
We have our Rose Bowl
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
....
To be honest we’re a bit fucking miffed.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
by AERose on Nov 20, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Maybe Arizona, given that they've never been to one?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like Arizona would have made a Rose Bowl just by accident
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Chicago Cubs would argue that century long droughts aren't really that big a deal.
I haz a sad.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bad timing.
They’ve had a couple of 11-12 win teams but lost to UCLA both times and ended up in the Fiesta Bowl and the Holiday Bowl.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I thought that USC was ineligible for the championship
Who goes for the South if USC wins?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
ASU?
Maybe?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
No, Utah can still win a three-way tie
with USC two games ahead of everyone else.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yes, really, but don't call me Jesus
or Shirley
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 20, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, you can
If UCLA loses to USC….Then we’re all tied at 5-4 (unless you lose to Arizona State). Divisional record eliminates UCLA so it comes to Arizona State and Utah and since Arizona State beat Utah, ASU goes to the title.
Of course, do you want to go to the title game?
by Bus Crasher on Nov 20, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't looked into these as closely as the B1G due to lack of personal interest
but one of our resident UCLA fans mentioned it yesterday. Actually, going through it myself, I think Arizona State wins the three-way – UCLA drops out on division record (2-3 compared to 3-2 for both of the others), at which it reverts to head-to-head (AzSt over Utah).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
To go through everything:
UCLA needs: win or Utah loss
AzSt needs: win, Utah win, and UCLA loss
Utah needs: win, UCLA loss, AzSt loss
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And UCLA win or Utah loss would require high levels of chaos to happen
So basically despite being a game up on the teams that are eligible, UCLA has very little chance of winning the south, except that it’s 2011 and strange things happen in college football this year.
lulz
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions
Cruz.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 10:53 PM EST reply actions
I have a test tomorrow at 10 AM
And I had a quiz due tonight. The message board for my class had some woman complain about having a test and quiz due the week of Thanksgiving. Some douchey student goes on this rant about how she’s terrible at time management and shouldn’t complain due to her own planning. Since this is the MBA program, she basically told the guy that she has problems older him.
Due to me being on here so much, I want to troll them. I want to troll them so hard.
Meh, do it.
She sounds like a dumbass and he sounds like a douche.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Tell them to just fuck already
Also, you’re watching him masturbate and she seriously needs to reconsider her choice of waxing establishments.
That’ll shut them up.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 20, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking: The cause of & solution to many problems
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Nov 20, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
So, was one of you people Mwestdomer?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I think it's fair to assume that if you love on the floor above me, and I can smell the cologne you've applied through the vents that connect our rooms
That you need to go a bit easier on the cologne, right?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 20, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Inintentional typos are funny.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 20, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
But was that one intentional?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Was that a meta-unintentional typeau?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Head Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 20, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
D'oh.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 20, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
It could be worse
You could have to deal with other people’s pot odors wafting across walls rather than just Axe
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 20, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
LSU fans, I may talk a lot of shit this week but win or lose I hope it's another great game
Last 6 decided by 8 points or less. Arkansas winning 3 of last 4.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
My roommate:
“I’d give Vince my wife.”
“I’d feed my newborn to a lion if it meant Vince could get a Superbowl”
He then freely admits he bet on the Giants.
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 11:14 PM EST reply actions
"Tebow has that Vince thing. He just wins"
by Truffle Shuffle on Nov 20, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
No jury in the world would convict you.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
welp
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 11:16 PM EST reply actions
So very, very Miami
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
by marktgarten on Nov 20, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
what the fuck
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Nov 20, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
People never cease to amaze me.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 20, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
You're right. There are no words.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Where's The Assman1?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 20, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
MANNINGFACE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Where is Jason Babin from?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 20, 2011 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Auburn sucks Squidbillies is magical.
God bless the CSA was even funnier. How come I didn’t know this before tonight?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 20, 2011 11:58 PM EST reply actions
I've only seen the gifs of these
From what I’ve seen of Squidbillies, there’s some hilarious stuff, but there’s also some bizarre stuff.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 21, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
My Youtube wushu is weak.
However, there’s another showing of the Squidbillies episode tonight. Worthy DVRing material is worthy.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 21, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
It's 5:30am, I got no sleep...
and Party Rock Anthem is stuck in my head. I’m feeling like Joe Bonham from Johnny Got His Gun. taptaptap….tap tap tap… taptaptap…
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Darkness, imprisoning me...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 21, 2011 9:34 AM EST up reply actions
just blame cbs
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
you mean like every other monday?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 21, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
Just a friendly reminder that it has been two years to the day since Ohio State last beat Michigan.
/trollgaze
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You people have an unhealthy obsession with the number of days.
I’ve seen multiple Ohio State fans referencing this.
by Narrow Right on Nov 21, 2011 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
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