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we all here now?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
I suppose.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
We'll be trickling in
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
make it eventually, I guess
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
needs moar dive
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
What movie?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Ghengis Khan stuff goes here.
Cause that was getting cool.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions
To stand inside the pleasure dome
Decreed by Kublai Kahn
/drum fill
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Knocks on door
//ruins opium-induced stream of consciousness poetry session.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Kublai Khan? I met him personally, yeah, that's the ticket, personally.
/marcopolo
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Pleasure palace!
Xanadu’d
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
You ever hear the phrase, "don't kill the messenger"
You can thank Genghis for that.
He tried to trade with Khwarezmia (they controlled the silk road) but his caravan got robbed. So he sent a messenger to the Shah himself asking for payment of what was stolen from the caravan. The shah had the messenger beheaded and sent the head back to Khan.
The Mongols invaded and either killed or enslaved everyone who lived in Khwarezmia
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
It's older than that!
Plutarch talked about it in “lives”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm sure the phrase itself has existed as long as messengers has
Khan is the reason we’re aware of it in “modern” literature.
The Europeans traded on the silk road too, and when they found out what happened to the people who used to run shit, news got around.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
"Nobody threatens a messenger!"
(Not even one dumb enough to stand next to a bottomless pit!)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, those Spartans eventually got what was coming to them for that.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
A good death and eternal glory?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Economic collapse.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
John L?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THE SOLDIERS ARE OUT THEIR FIGHTING THEIR BUTTS OFF
AND THE GENERALS ARE SCREWING IT UP.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
SERIOUSLY WHO DECIDES A FAKE FIELD GOAL IS GOOD IN THAT SITUATION
YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY ARCHERS
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
/beats Notre Dame
//suffers heart attack
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
FIGHTING A BATTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF HURRICANE KATRINA
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
everyone forgets about the Thespians
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Stuff that Jerry Sandusky would approve of?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
That was the Athenians
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
It was all of Greece
The Athenians were famous for it, but they all did it. The Spartans were quite fond of pederasty too
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Indeed, the Spartans (and later Plutarch) would scoff at the Athenians for that behavior
mostly plutarch.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Um... King Leonidas... umm
Why do you have a bottomless pit. That seems unnecessary.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
seems like a hazard
kids could fall into that shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Totally an attractive nuisance
Gonna get sued like nobody’s business
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
THIS. IS.
a negligence claim.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Hivelawyermind
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Weeding out the ones who don't deserve to live.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I like to think this is how living on a floating island in Skies of Arcadia worked.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Nerd
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Yes. And?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Skies of Arcadia is the shit.
It is known.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I want to see the bad man fly!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OK, floating islands in Skies of Arcadia AND the Eyrie.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Living on floating islands in general should weed out the stupid.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
When does that come out?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I've always said we would solve a lot of problems in society by removing some safety features.
No more traction control, lower the balcony railings 4 inches or so; increase the gap in the escalators by a quarter inch.
May have some collateral damage, but you know it’ll work out in the end.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'd remove bags of ice and air conditioned Dawg houses too.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 16, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Collateral damage = no one who'll be missed
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Let's keep the traction control.
I live in the suburbs and would rather not have a soccer mom driving her Canyonero into my living room every time it snows.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Seriously traction control would screw me up if it kicked in...
My traction control is my clutch.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I KNOW RIGHT
IF YOU CAN’T DRIVE IN THE SNOW THEN DON’T GO OUTSIDE UNTIL THE ROADS ARE PLOWED!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Detroit can not handle a 12 inch snowfall.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Partly because the roads are always plowed immediately in the MSP area.
A foot of snow? Meh. As long as it’s not blowing around badly enough to fuck with your visibility, no problem.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Other cultures have stranger things
like the Romans, who had the Tarpeian Rock: the designated place to execute traitors to Rome by throwing them off the Capitoline hill from a place so designated.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Except the Spartans didn't actually have a bottomless pit
That shit was completely made up for the comic book. They did throw unwanted children off a cliff, though.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
I wasn't suggesting that "300" was entirely accurate
My apologies if it appeared that way. Merely pointing out that the ancient world had a lot of crazy oddball crap. Like Mithridatism, for instance.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Gradually building up a tolerance to poison is just smart business
Ask the Dread Pirate Roberts
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
If Mark Dantonio commanded the Spartan army
after Thermopylae, he’d try to do the exact same thing again
in an open field.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
You ain't kidding
Khwarezmia was a regional power back then. Now, no one outside of history nerds has even fucking heard of them.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Is this like the Dutch trading New York for a pair of tiny caribbean islands in the 17th Century?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
The Dutch were truly fucked at that point. They lost a series of 7 trading wars with the English, and couldn't maintain as much of their Western Empire
they focused east.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This
The British Navy was unfuckwithable at this point in history.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
/Spain heads off to intramurals
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Us hires Jean Lafitte to protect the port of New Orleans
//Lafitte bitch slaps British Navy.
Pirates are fun!
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
No, in order for that to be equivalent, the Dutch would have to have refused the trade, then got wiped off the map
like you were playing Civ and they attacked your fishing boat, or something.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Road tiles?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Last foreign power to control Afghanistan, for what that's worth.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
They didn't even really control it.
the Khanates broke up really, really quickly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Baburnama: half about melons, the other half about not controlling Khorasan, Bukhara, and later Afghanistan
fucker got india. should probably quit with the complaining.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And also the reason it's so fucked up now
Khan gave control of it to two of his sons, who promptly argued with each other and fractured it into perpetual civil war.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
I wish I took more history classes in undergrad
This shit is fascinating
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
You'd really enjoy
“The Nature of Alexander”
a 350 page book that covers him from birth to death. Including the fuckedupness that was the Afghan campaign.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Should have taken notes from Charlemagne.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, Pitt?
/poke poke
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions
it's called a popper
when you poke the corpse after a couple of days and it explodes. the gas builds up, you see.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Cause of death: Poisoning from consumption of feces.
Unrelated: 68 points, Wisconsin? Oh you fancy huh?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
We scored 85 the other day against some school I've never heard of
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Is "we" Notre Dame or Bucky?
Because if it’s Notre Dame, y’all are going to stomp UGA if we end up playing you in two games in the CBE Classic. Georgia has shot 40% from the field in our first three games against cupcakes…
Bucky
Notre Dame barely beat Detroit
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Detroit be aarright.
UGA is a tire fire.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This happened when a coworker's dog dragged a few day old armadillo from the side of the road to his doorstep.
His wife, wearing a skirt and sandals, came out the door and stepped in it. The descriptions of this and her immediate and several hours later vomiting were amazing.
That episode killed tonight.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Herro
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions
Goodbye.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck was that Miami?
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fuaaaaaaaaaaaark
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
curiously stalled on my paper
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:41 PM EST reply actions
I feel you. My paper on consumption taxes is going fuckin' nowhere.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
it's a pretty good time of year for reading Dickens
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta love the Ohio band for playing You Can Call Me Al
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The OU Marching 110 are pretty good
at playing neat stuff.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Started as 110 members
now around 225, I think. They changed it to mean that they march “with 110% effort” now
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
like BOOMER. SOONER.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I fart in the general direction of the Marching 110
As Dave Fleming once famously described them, they’re “a bunch of white guys in black polyester trying to shake it like Christina Aguillera.” Besides, Miami is the “Santa band” for the Macy’s parade next week.
(Yes, this is band smack. No, I don’t care. Ohio University — in all of its manifestations — must be destroyed.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I admire your hate
I posted a shirt you would like last night – didya see it?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Noticed that while scrolling through the thread
They also used to sell one that said “My sister decided against college; she went to Ohio University instead.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's a fun one too
probably had to stop selling it when they went all “nice”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fat Charlie the archangel says "I have no opinion about that."
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I'm not doing so well with the whole images showing up thing.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
No moar plz.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I second that emotion
There’s way too much Weis in my life.
Go gata!
by theologator on Nov 16, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Please let Davie ALSO go 0-12 at some point in the Land of Enchantment.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
The Charles is back in college football, Footbaw Bob is back in college football...
SOON.
SOON, OHIO STATE.
SOON.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD YES
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you'd like that.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
#LOUHOLTTH4PENNTHTATETH
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
#gerryfaust4bostoncollege
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Just the thought of this gives me a happeeeeeeeeee
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
And Bob Davie's back too!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
This concerns me for the Big West Conference...LBSU will kick our asses...
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 16, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Alas, recently abandoned, even by Oxford
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 16, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
I will use it forever!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
NOOOOOOO!
I’m with MikeLew: never gonna stop using it.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... a team.
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
Here's a rule for people in charge of music that always works at college games.
More band, less piped in shit.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here, the Michigan Bluehairs and I are in agreement.
Piped in is acceptable before a game. That’s about the entire list.
YES
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
NDNation co-signs
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
MACtion sack!
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions
On the plus side
that’s Zac Murphy’s best punt of the year.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
So, the early talk about Pixar was due to the new movie coming out, right?
Because hot damn, that looks promising.
The Brave?
I thought it looked pretty meh.
The talk was because I’ve decided to make “How to Train Your Dragon” my daughter’s latest obsession, since the Jungle Book doesn’t exactly lend itself to easy gift giving.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Indeed. I was lukewarm going in and it was really good.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
This, so much this.
Was dragged to it by the GF, ended up really enjoying it.
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Daughter wise cracked the funniest joke in the movie
When the girl is doing the whole wild swing of emotions thing after leaving the valley saying ‘this is the best day ever’ my 7 year old dead-pans ‘Not so much for the boy.’ We absolutely lost it in the theatre.
Switching to LOLPitt.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions
Mizzou drop out
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Man, you guys really are excited about Mizzou in the SEC.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Brings up the academic standing of both conferences involved.
It’s a win-win.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
by CyHawk on Nov 16, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Outstanding trolling. I applaud you sir.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Recsellent.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently he's retiring in 3 years to become a full time producer
He has designs of making his production company into a full fledged studio.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Rum and hot chocolate?
Rum and hot chocolate.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
LOLBostonCollege
Slate: Are you a big football fan? I know you’re a baseball fan.
Finn: Yeah, I love all sports, pretty much. I wish I had a college team I was passionate about, but I don’t. I went to Boston College, but it’s not the same as going to Georgia or something.
From Slate’s interview of Hold Steady’s lead singer Craig Finn.
by UGAVike on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FUCK BOSTON COLLEGE
NO SERIOUSLY FUCK THEM
FUCK BOSTON UNIVERSITY TOO
FUCK BOSTON
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK NATE GERBE!!!
FUCK THAT LITTLE SCATBACK PRICK FOR ALL GODDAMN TIME!!!
AND FUCK DAVID GORDON WHILE I’M AT IT!
YES IT WAS 18 YEARS AGO! I’M STILL MAD!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
don't read very many porn actress bios, I take it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Nov 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
it burns
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nice job on the alley-oop
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
To bad BC has beaten the Dawgs the last two times they met
Georgia had every opportunity to win both bowl games (Late 80’s and Richt’s first year)
Happy Birthday (in an hour) to an awesome man
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'll drink to him.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I could listen to him read the phonebook.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Another thunderstorm.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. | EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions
EAT SHIT PITT
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
BIG WEST POWER
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
Real talk: Joker was probably one of Mark Hamill's finer moments.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hell and yes.
Batman: TAS = fond childhood memories. Shit was better than Power Rangers.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Mark Hamill, Ceasar Romero, and Heath Ledger all deserve places of honor in the Joker Hall of Fame
But Hamill is certainly my favorite.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
:(:(:(
I haz a creepysad.
But yeah, that shit was straight brilliant.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
The Harley Quinn remodel was... unfortunate, though.
Worse that it’s worked its way into the comics as well.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Will this be a good use of a ten minute study break?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Just wondering, am I in the minority of people who have been thoroughly unimpressed by Assassin's Creed?
And I mean any of them. However many there are now.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Both. Everything. All of it.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think the frame story portion pisses me off the most, but the gameplay is pretty dull as well, imo
Especially with the first one. It just seemed like a game that was toting ZOMG GRAFIX LOOK more than anything else.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, if I have the option of going for Uncharted 3 or the new Assassins Creed, I'm going for Uncharted 3 every time.
But, for me, it’s a solid series that is in danger of getting derailed by the stupid plot lines.
I'm so glad I just watched that
God. Damn.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa.
That was awesome.
Dark, but awesome.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
If you don't vote for [team x] then [team y] wins and they will enact [spidery legislation of your choice]
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
5 page, 1100 outline done
now…the paper.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 16, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
TOUCHDOWN REDHAWKS
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
Which is exactly why we need to audiobomb a MAC game.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Nov 16, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Start a FUCK CLEMSON chant?
Start a FUCK CLEMSON chant.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Well all, I'm out
Have a good one.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
How good?
REAL GOOD?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
G'nite all. May the force be with you
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
"ESPN All Access: Miami" is on ESPNU
Al Golden’s eyes are really creepy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
someone's never watched shakespeare in love
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or Precious.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Milk
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
While I didn't think King's Speech wasn't a bad movie, I agree with this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 16, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
It was an excellent movie that just so happened to appeal to Oscar voters’ tastes.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
So, who wants to be in charge of EDSBS Oscar revoting?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'd take the position but I'm still torn between No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood as far as 2007 goes
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
There Will Be Blood is so fucking good
Daniel Day Lewis is a god among actors
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I'm torn between those two movies as far as the best of the decade goes.
Although I’m tempted to say “fuck them all” and say The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. 2007 is one of the best years in movie history any way you cut it.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Best of the DECADE?
Now you’re looking at V for Vendetta, Gladiator, and Gran Torino as well.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I hate to break it to you but none of those movies are that good.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
I like all of them. Hell, one of my best friends in high school was in Grand Torino (one of the Hmong gangsters).
That being said, none of them are anywhere near as good as No Country For Old Men or There Will Be Blood.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Those are my three favorite movies. :(
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Nov 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe I'm just a butthurt comic book fan but
V for Vendetta
Jesus why.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Ohio will fumble the field goal snap, Bowling Green will recover, and Ohio will get a safety.
You heard it here first.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:26 PM EST reply actions
Safeties.
Are worth two points.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
LET'S HAVE A-
timeout.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Furk.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions
As old as Frank Solich is...
He should get some sort of a major coaching job.
Planned or unplanned?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Unsure
For him, either is possible, latter is more likely. He unfortunately left school sophomore year.
Sposed to be SEC
Ooof. That happened to one of my best friends at ND
clinical depression is a bitch.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
This was more substance- and laziness-related
Although the 3 are so comorbid that the distinction might be pointless
Sposed to be SEC
Weddings everywhere in this bitch.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Still set on Joyce Lot A for Saturday?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
If that's the one by DPAC, yes.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Great. What time will you be getting there?
Let me know, and I’ll find you. Just look for the guy wandering DPAC lot wearing an outrageous suit and carrying a backpack.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, all of mine are next summer.
Also, I get to go to my first Jewish wedding!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Thems don't faze me anymore
It wasn’t long ago that this kid was blacking out and waking up and learning that he had managed to become a Preferred Customer of Girls Gone Wild.
Sposed to be SEC
/Spencer HALL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Oh shit!
ANOTHER invasion by the unwashed masses?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
they did say spencer hall from every day should be saturday
I liked him before he went mainstream
/ajmcarron’d
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I don't know
that anonymous sources guy is all over shit
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Nov 16, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
EDSBS and Spencer Hal name drop on Sportscenter.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
To the banhammers, gentlemen and ladies!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 16, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I have Aunt Stabby on Line 1
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
It is a testament to this website that after being pretty mainstream for years
The commenting still hasn’t devolved yet.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
It helps that we have a critical mass of intelligent commentary
So much so that knuckledraggers, who stumble in one by one, quickly grow discouraged from everyone and his uncle either flinging shit at said knuckledragger everytime he opens his mouth or ignoring the knuckledragger altoghter. Then they go away.
Now, if a bunch of neanderthals decided to crash the place all at once and make the boards unreadable, we’d have a problem. But they aren’t organized enough to pull that off, and Management is judicious in its banhammer usage.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
The toughest-looking muppet.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Did they actually name the web site, or just Spencer?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Mein Gott.
I’m going to get my breadhelmet.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Prepare for guerilla warfare
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 16, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
SVP Shout-out
To the coiner of the term MACtion.
Well done, Assman
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 16, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
The awkward Musburger name-check remains the gold standard.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
BOY HOWDY IF EVERY DAY WAS SATURDAY IT WOULD BE JUST DANDY.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 16, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
When was the first?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I don't remember the SVP one
But I do remember the Pawl shoutout
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 16, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
He opened his radio program the day after the Penn St. stuff broke
by telling his listeners to go read this piece
And that would make this the THIRD SVP shout-out I'm aware of.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
It may not be just SVP
I just turned on the 0700 replay of the ESPN late edition and whichever head is on with Stan Verrett dropped the phrase “Return of the MAC” in the intro.
Keep in mind that EDSBS regulars may be about 2% or so of the overall ratings base for Wednesday night MACtion. They ought to cater to us.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
SVP needs to do an EDSBSLIVE show. Or something.
Just so he can rant about Randy Edsall for 15 minutes.
Or hint at whether or not he really is Assman.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 16, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Attention everyone. Important breaking news.
Members of the general public can buy dirt-cheap university-produced cheese curds every Wednesday at St. Paul campus.
me, sort of
on a break from my paper. page 4 of 10. fading fast. about to open a beer in the library.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
done.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
I've been revising an answer to a motion to dismiss.
Elijah Craig might help.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Nope. Elijah stays in the case. And in my stomach.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I see the Dork Bell in your future
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
actually,
I see a level of functioning alcoholism.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
not mutually exclusive!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I so love that he outlived Monty
possibly out of pure spite.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I'm still here
I had to step away from the computer for a few moments to bro out with my roommates
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Yup
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
It's been years since I heard this
Young Andy Griffith: What it Was, Was Football.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Basically the anthem of EDSBS, right there.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Well, all, time for me to go to bed
Goodnight all!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
get some sleep for me.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
greetings from the library!
(sorry it’s sideways)
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:16 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
yessir.
was feeling homesick for scotland the other day at the store.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT THE LIBRARY IS SIDEWAYS
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can tell it's Kenyon
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS TILTED TO THE LEFT, HARF HARF HARF
by emc503 on Nov 17, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
THAT'S SOMETHING THE 1% WOULD SAY.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
holy shit I'm almost at 6 pages!
everything’s coming up milhouse!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 AM EST reply actions
wish I had brought more beer.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:40 AM EST reply actions
Too bad there's not a still or homebrew operation in the basement.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
holy shit that'd be dope.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
at exactly 6 pages,
and fuck it all, I’m done. It’s just a rough draft that’s due. fuck it. fuck it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 12:49 AM EST reply actions
What's the subject?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
library/book culture in the middle ages
specifically, dominican monks in spain.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
How inquisitive.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 17, 2011 1:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
6 pages is an outline
Meth up and write like you fucking MEAN IT all night
by FrankTJmackey on Nov 17, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
no.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions
God is in no position to help you.
May I suggest George Dickel? He’s a good man, and thorough.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Its not too late
Stop while you still can.
At least, take a year after college to smoke dope/ride trains/have kinky sex around Europe. Then you will have fond memories of being alive before you joined the Borg.
Mane, Redhawk hate MAC football purp. Furk.
And it’s even worse when you’re at a conference with threeve-hour dinner functions and can’t watch your little football playing school derp away a home game. Furk. Furk. And furk.
However, the end of that clusterfuck means it is officially OU Week — and, as we all know, Ohio University must be destroyed.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
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