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Going out on a limb now

Gonna ay the Vikings may not score at all during this game.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm...

I don’t think anyone else actually came over here.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Not really.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

I’m not exactly the Pied Piper around here.

by mnHorn on Nov 14, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Eh, just wait.

Someone will notice the other thread has threeve comments.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done

That comment was exceptionally bigass.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then.

Can someone comment on the ‘Community’ situation? Or am I the only one?

by mnHorn on Nov 14, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/puts on sunglasses

/basks in Daily Norseman butthurt

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

That graphic right there is why the Packers are going to be good for a long time

47 of 53 players on the Green Bay roster have never played for another team.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

new annoying commerical

McDonald’s girl.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

/clank

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Also, there's hardly anyone there

Which pisses me off.

I busted my balls to get to every game in the Brendan Winters era. No one else ever came. Then Steph showed up and it was a pain just to get in the nosebleeds. Now everyone is gone again.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

that's kind of weird

but maybe I just saw too many bulldogs this weekend. Seriously, half of the shops in downtown athens (dt as they call it) have bulldogs in the windows.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think salt (or other flavor) is more of a reason than cuteness.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I'm sure that's the case

I don’t think the horse is going BAWWWWWW as he/she does it

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Move your DE inside vs a passing or spread team?

I do this all the time on NCAA to bring in more speed on my rush

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

I love how ESPN acts like Bill Parcells's coach speak is the universal language of all NFL coaches

Wide Nine makes no sense

Zero technique is over the center
1 technique is A gap
2 technique is head up on the guard
3 technique is B gap
4 technique is head up on the Tackle
5 technique is C gap
6 technique is head up on the TE
7 technique is outside the TE

I don’t know how we get to nine. I guess because of the potential Wingback. But then adding WIDE to it would be unnecessary.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

lol no

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Used to do it sometimes in Madden 2006 to troll my roommate...

He used to methodically pick out every play, and I’d pick defensive schemes at random and play 4/5 receiver sets with the Eagles and just run outside with McNabb every time. He used to get mad that the games would always be close no matter how much effort he put into the game nd how little I did.

by Socrates Johnson on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So Jared Allen does his sack dance now when someone else gets the sack

That doesn’t make sense

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

he's not getting any on his own end, so he's gotta get it out somehow

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He leads the league

He’s got like 14 this year

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol what?

He is one of the best pass rushers in the NFL.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I lol'd
I only hope that someday

Christian Ponder progresses to the point where we get ridiculous calls our way based solely on him being on our roster.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

You see, there is a grand NFL conspiracy against the Vikings

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I have learned

That apparently the entire NFL is out to fuck the Minnesota Vikings as hard and as often as possible.

Apparently.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the entire game is totally biased against teams that suck

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

WE WILL LOVE LIKE CHILDREN IN LA, MSSRS VIKINGS. IF WE HAD A LAKE, YOU COULD LOVE BOAT ALL YOU LIKE

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

that explains the problem w/ KU.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and Carolina

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Any game in which Ron Cherry happened.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You know why the NFL ones suck?

THEY LINKED TO YAHOO! SPORTS PAGES.
/is how i found SBnation

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Even when we're good, it feels that way.

Not always in the “screwed by the refs” sense, just in the “Eris wakes up in the morning and devises a new way to inflict misery on the Vikings” sense. 15-1 season with a perfect kicker? He’ll miss one in the playoffs when you’re not up 30. In field goal range in another conference title game, with a chance to win? Let’s give them Dooley counting skills and a trademark Favre across-the-body “hey, that always worked when I was playing against you guys” heave, plus the coin flip going against them in OT! Playing on Monday night against a hated rival? How about we get a defender to break up the pass, have it land on his back, and have the WR pick it up off his back and run it in for the winning score?

Lions fans have had it easy by comparison. At least you know it’s going to suck. The Vikings have always done just enough to get fans to let their guard down, then WHAM! kick to the groin.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

TRAAAPPED, IN THE CLOSEEEET

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it

but I like that there are slightly different rules in the NFL and college, so maybe I am just weird.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

It makes sense to me that making a catch in the NFL should be harder than college

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate it because it makes sideline calls trickier judgement calls for refs

And there’s no force out rule anymore (which was an even worse judgement call) to compensate for it.

by drothgery on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You can do that in college too

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess my point is:

fuck the NFL for penalizing WRs who make great plays just because the QB puts it in a terrible place.

by mnHorn on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They're not.

They’re penalizing QBs for putting in a terrible place.

Also, PHRASING

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by jonfmorse on Nov 15, 2011 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

what is this?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a club or whatever you want to call it

Where young grads of Ivy League and other similarly “prestigious” institutions can comingle without having to talk to the riffraff that comes from yunno, state schools and other middle tier institutions. It’s just one giant self-congratulatory, egotisitcal, self indulgent handwanking motion

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so NW and Duke, essentially

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ivy Plus society

It’s a networking thing. There are eight cities (LA, Seattle, San Francisco, Chicago, Philly, Boston, NYC, and DC) that host gatherings for Ivy league alums to meet up with each other.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yawn

I guess this means I’ll never get a corner office.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I deleted Facebook today

Tired of th stupid.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

people had been asking at work about my profile.

I dunno, Linkedin is one thing. Facebook entirely another.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I never did that THANK THE LORD.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This

It was ruined the moment they stopped requiring you to have an .edu email address.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and then it was your baby sister. whooof.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

41 fouls

This game is agonizing. We are tired and playing like it.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we're up by 12 on a pretty good team. so yay!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for you.

Seriously.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ivy+

Because awkward white people who have spent their entire lives in a bubble of entitlement and unearned self-esteem are incapable of going out and getting laid like the rest of us.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ivy+

Where narcissitic personalities go to feel validated and special about how uniquely wonderful they are

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the 1 percent why should they mingle w/ the 99?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/pictures of inbred Hapsburg monarchs go here.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

MIT would like to know what this "laid" is and how you can get one.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I do not want to hear about fucking hoopytoss in my football TV show please.

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

like me.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are these angry old squeekyfoul coaches interrupting my football?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Dunno man.


How about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Every preseason, Rodgers busts out some ridiculous facial hair.

This year he had the full blown Hulk Hogan handlebar mustache.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

....

Lawl.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

High level.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OBJECTIVELY. DISORDERED

GO SAY 10 HAIL MARYS AND WEAR A CILCE FOR 10 MINUTES

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

HAIL MARYS ARE SACRELIGIOUS

RUN THE BALL DAMNIT

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by jonfmorse on Nov 15, 2011 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Is that the way that website always looks?

1996 style?

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. that was honestly the first time I've ever been to it,

I’m not surprised.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets compare.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HOW DARE TECHNOLOGY IMPROVE

After all, if computers have taught us anything it’s that smaller cannot be more effective.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He just wants the mesh crop tops back

Yunno, um, better, uh…ventilation. Or something like that.

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Long live the half-jersey.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, which interview? Sandusky or Gabby Giffords?

Or am I stupid to even ask?

/inspirational comeback yay

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

Who the hell would put that man on TV? What's wrong with people?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone who just wants ratings.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC's "Rock Center" has been getting the worst primetime ratings ever for NBC Monday nights

They’re getting desperate

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked "Playboy Club," dammit.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

That show wasn’t even the best Mad Men knock off this year

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I got into the story, okay?

I wanted to know what happened to Alice and Sean and the Mattachine Society, and Janie & Max, and did Maureen swim with the fishes?

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I know all of those words, but the way you put them together makes no sense

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC's "Rock Center" has been getting the worst primetime ratings ever for NBC Monday nights

Given the awful rating NBC gets, that’s something.

So, are you stating “Rock Center” gets less rating than the “Jay Leno show?”

Maybe NBC should bring Leno back to primetime…

by Bus Crasher on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC would.

Same guys that shelve Community for three months.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It's on "hiatus"

Shows rarely come back from that. Basically whatever replacement they put out there has to bomb.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I understand,

It won’t be back until the spring.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

my team won its second bb game of the season

so now after 3 games in 4 days … I have to wait until Sunday for more alma mater sports.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, ND basketball is on ESP-

/CLANG!

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by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

:(

:(

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Checks ESPN.com for score

Oh….

Oh my

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO CLOSE TOGETHER

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck is.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyler Harangody AKA Gody

I’m pretty sure he’s actually part Goat

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I must..... photoshop him.....

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like he was already photoshopped by God

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Imma just disband this union brb.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/flag'd

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by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Detroit's gonna be good this year.

No, seriously.

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by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, we're winning now!

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Green Bay says:

Yeah, fuck punting.

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by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

And for that matter

Field goals.

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by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Freudian spelling is Freudian

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nelson absolutely threw Allen to the ground. I'm sure Daily Norsemen is upset

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

“FUCKIN REFS

You cannot touch the facemask!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Jordy Nelson is a stud

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

and Stempke is not saying this because Nelson's parents own a restaurant

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

They do?

I had no idea

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nelson's Landing in Leonardville, KS

you walk in and see lots of GB stuff.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

HAIL TO THE HONOR OF OLD DA-VID-SON!!!

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Good first half

Bad second half.

This is not Richmond from last year. They graduated 4 seniors and 3 of them carried the team. They are not very good. We will get better in time but I am worried about our conditioning and some of Coach’s decisions in the second half. Almost let it get away from us there.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

we have a front court, at least.

that’s the hardest thing to establish in CBB.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

We do have a good front court

And we got depth when we do get in trouble.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOO WILL REIGEL ONLY GOT 5 MINUTES

/maybe I am a bad person.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, does Need for Speed think "Trailer directed by Michael Bay" is a good thing?

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

They pay all of dis monies

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the "New Year's Eve" ads have ramped up.

a.k.a. the annual “how many big-ish names can we cram into a holiday-themed romantic comedy?” movie.

Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.

by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

I thought offensive facemask was illegal this year?

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by Eric J. Thompson on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
I mean, not on the Packers of course, but on other teams.

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by Eric J. Thompson on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
didn’t see that until you mentioned it

had to rewind.

i’m losing fingers for bad calls. i’m up to 8 or 9, lost track somewhere back there…

by rj-b on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Check the uniform, dude

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

They mad?

They mad.

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by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Like 4 people said something like this
That hit on Camarillo looked late.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit Randall

It’s lucky you’re awesome

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

.
Thank GAWD

LOL…stupid Cobb…suck it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's talented

But really question his judgement sometimes. Taking a kick out of the end zone is rarely a good idea.

by drothgery on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he just took his anger out on Asher Allen

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

!
surprise onside kick here?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

You might be enjoying their butthurt more than i am at this point

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

?
We should’ve went for two so it could be a two possession game.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT

is a bad idea

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

X
I’m surprised the touchdown counted

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

not necessarily a bad idea

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I haz not suck?

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Not you are a Viking fan

You cannot have nice things that don’t involve former Packers

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You get 5 minutes of not suck

until Rodgers gets the ball back and continues carving up this secondary.

by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Z
Draft board

Kalil
Martin
Blackmon
Jeffrey
Claiborne
Reiff
Kirkpatrick

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Power went out again :(

Somebody with boobies hold me as I am scared.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Wait

How are you internetting?

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

laptop.

Andriod phone.
hotspot app.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played sir

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And powers back!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

COME'ERE YOU

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

guess that is a case of be careful of what you wish for, you might get it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

clicked, fuck

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

HE COMES IN THE NIGHT

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIGHT

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The boobie'd one who I called mine,

has been ignoring me for a few days. So got no one to hold me.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

At least this gets ND ready for its inevitable NCAA first round herpaderp

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

Fullback TD.

If you are dinking, drink,

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Vikings fans

Probably don’t have livers anymore.

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by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta admit. I do find it a little uncomfortable how much louder Lambeau gets when a white guy scores

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

What's worse is what they yell...

oh wait, that’s his name, nevermind.

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by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've actually had to explain that more than once

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

everytime i hear that I think of Bill Hicks' Rodney King bit

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by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

White people do love their cheese.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think everybody cheers harder for the fullback than anyone else.

It seems Fullbacks are always fan favorites.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not just the fullback

Nelson gets much louder cheers than Jennings.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I once got chewed out in high school by an english teacher for making a similar comment

this is where I stop before spiraling into spiders.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes....

Doesn’t mean we go around committing hate criiii-iiii-iiimes!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is that an Avenue Q reference?

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes it is.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

And right on cue, I get a text from my mid 60s uncle

“GOTTA LOVE THAT WHITE BOY”

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

X
my Vikings Brick

note the wear from many years of throwing it at my TV. it’s getting a good workout tonight.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hey everybody

I went to the LSU game this weekend! First SEC game! First football game that didn’t have Notre Dame in it! Super fun!

Then had a mini-EDSBS meetup on Sunday for the Saints game! I would post a picture but I need to ‘shop 8 Ball in it and black out people’s faces.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

those st. mary's girls....wooof

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

/checks over shoulder to make sure wife isn't looking

RUN JOE. FLEA WHILE YOU STILL CAN

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done everyone

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

quality hive

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like a weak midget trying to take him down.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nothing like a black turtleneck

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not wearing a backpack

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, you're right.

purp.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ClayClay kill

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

There are many guys you can miss a block on

That, however, is not one them

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

oh hai the Pack scored again btw

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:50 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Charles Woodson: Too fat to catch.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

Hold on to the little things Mango.

They’re all you have

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

guess I need to find something else to do since I don't want to watch

the replay of the alma mater basketball game.

Remember everyone cheer for K-State this weekend since the game is against the evil university of Texas that wants to control all of your sports through their very own network.

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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Texas couldn't win a rigged bingo game called by Mack Brown.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He already knows the winner.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

has since last april

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo! On Fox Sports TV!

Woo! Semi regional audience.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even have CBS's network.

So I just watch all the games online.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The Vikings 3rd string QB has a reception

This game is gonna get weird

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

potential Matt Flynn sighting

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He was drafted as a WR.

He was great at UAB as a dualthreat guy and caught some TD’s there to.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

Webb was pretty damn good in college. i dunno how he ended up at Ooo-ahb.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

At 6-4 220 he makes a great WR.

Sophomore year he had 700 yards passing 5 TDs, 200 rushing 1 TD, and 450 receiving with 3 TD’s
Can also punt

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

wow!

if it means anything, Relf was a 2* too.
.
.
.
.
yep, that doesnt mean shit.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So was Chris Johnson.

I know it doesn’t mean anything.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

NO MORE CROWD SHOTS! I SUBMIT! I SUBMIT!

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

havent been by here drunj in a while.

hope everyone is havin a decent evening.

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GTHTSUN

by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh. Just did stats for a double-header of basketball.

Men’s game: Michigan 21, Towson 0. 10:34 to play in first half
Women’s game: Michigan 6, Florida Atlantic 5. 10:48 to play in first half

THE FUCK IS THAT. THE FUCK IS THIS.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

that sounds like a Lax game.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck is that?

Women’s bouncyhoops.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed. And I do like our women's team.

But, that five minute stretch of basketball was fucking brutal.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Women's sports.

/ducks

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Trey Burke and Tim Hardaway hit a couple of threes.

In the mouth.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Tim share his father's open minded views

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim's father got over his views.

Hooray people changing!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for him

That was… um.. interesting watching a career suicide unfold on live TV

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hope he gets his career back.

The guy deserves it now that he is no longer a douchebag. In all honesty, I wish the media would report his change of heart as much as they did the original comments.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

what did he do? What were his comments?

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

"I hate gay people"

not a lot of grey area

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if you did,

why on earth would say that in public, nothing good can happen.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

In 2007.

2011: "People with antigay views should grow up and catch up with the times." In response to El Paso trying to recall three pro-gay city council members who voted to restore domestic partner rights to city employees.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's actually really good news

I’m happy he saw how wrong he was.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

After John Ameici came out, they asked him how he would feel if he found out one of his teammates was gay
“You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known,” Hardaway said. “I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.”

 "First of all, I wouldn’t want him on my team.

“And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don’t think that’s right. And you know I don’t think he should be in the locker room while we’re in the locker room. I wouldn’t even be a part of that,”

These are not taken out of context. This was his exact answer to the question

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

somehow i missed this when it came out.

woof.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know who you are C. Simon for Detroit, but your 5-22 stat line makes me think you could play for Mike Brey coached team

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

BURN offense baby

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/clank

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark Richt outscored Mark Fox

in the first halves of UGA’s weekend games.

by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

MW3 aka - Greatest game ever if you like multiplayer. FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE MULTIPLAYER

Here’s a 5 hour campaign and be happy we gave you that much.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Both

Nearly everyone I’ve talked to says the singleplayer is appallingly short

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna wait for a bit and get it, just for multiplayer

I give nary a shit for singleplayer at this point. I’m waiting for ME3 for that

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOO 13 YEAR OLD ASSHOLES

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohhhh! I love being berated by illiterate 15 year olds!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know people played the campaign.

I thought you played it to get n00b-tubed by 12-year olds and then have them teabag your corpse.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

12 year olds and Luke Fickell

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Bro, just lay down and stay down!"

“Uh, coach, shouldn’t you be watching game film?”

eyes narrow “This. IS. My Game Film.”

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Starcraft?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR PYLONZ.

MOAR.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

NEED MORE VESPANE GAS

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR MINERALS REQUIRED

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/loses to scourges

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

#FULGORE4EVA

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

#TEAM THE WOLFMAN THING

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I was always more team SFII turbo anyway

#teamshoto

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm

you were a quarter harvester, then

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

More of an SNES guy.

I don’t think there are any major arcades over here.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

just messin with ya

they had a KI machine in the alladins castle in mobile. my ~14 year old ass ran it for a few hours a couple of times.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I preferred the shooting games in the arcades instead, like Time Crisis or Area 51.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

i was shocked to discover Time Crisis 3 in the local theater a couple of years ago. of course i fed several dollars into it…

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

damn

i gotta dig my snes up. i have that game & a pile more in a box…. somewhere

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

man I LOVE marines. Love em.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

floor-wide goldeneye tourneys!

/lawn. off.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes please.

proximity mines. in the cave.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Nov 14, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/picks oddjob

//insists on throwing knives

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddjob is banned!

I pick Siberian Special Forces dude.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

i remember doing 4 player matches with the only weapon available was the Klobb.
buddy from Illinois called it the ‘10 minute gun’

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFA World Cup every semester.

Fall would be singles with club teams. Spring would be partners with international clubs.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We did this too.

Romania post-Mutu was a bad choice.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

we had a random draw for teams

Lyon- surprisingly good

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not good at soccer video games, sadly

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving, I managed to come back down 4-1 to win 5-4 in ET.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so angry over a videogame. The reaction was glorious, like a fine dessert wine.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In my case

Anti-football.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Same here...

Last time I played FIFA I think I had four players red carded off in five minutes.

But I will Flight sim the shit out of anyone.

by Socrates Johnson on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

MY brother would injur your goalie and backup goalie

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/Ends up with 7 players

“The Fuck?! Ref, he got all ball!”
“You know he can’t hear you, right? Or is an actual living thing?”
“….I’m done with this game right now.”

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

We still did this.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

YES>

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate multiplayer

I loved the campaign for the first MW.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not the noobtube

The jerkoff that runs around with dual shotty and lightweight

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

aka my suitemate from Auburn

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL did Gruden just say "that trick shit"

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

THIS GUY KNOWS THAT TRICK SHIT

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything good on?

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

Has the Daily Norsemen meltdown bored you?

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I filled my daily does of stupid sir.

And then some.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

24-hour bouncyhoop marathon in 53 minutes?

Anyone want to do this with me? Because I make bad decisions.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/considers

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Take Tuesday off.

#teamnopants

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Compromise position:

Work Tuesday
#teamnopantsregardless

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my.

An excellent choice.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure.

I’m down for the first contest.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

my outlook on squeakyfoul for the year has been soured

BY THE FUCKIN AKRON ZIPS

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

haha mississpi state

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Y NO RENARDO?

/A GREAT RUMBLING OF BASS APPROACHES

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he had an 'injured groin'

i think some flab got dislodged.
seriously. i do not like that guy. he personally nuked last years team.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

May watch part of the Northern Iowa game, but no marathon for me.

I have no idea how UNI’s going to handle going from East Coast to West Coast in 48 hours to play a game starting at 11 local time.

by Narrow Right on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/looks up

/Packers score again
/just yawns now

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Oh man

I had a 40 pt lead in my FF matchup, he had Rodgers left to play

Rodgers has scored 36…plz to have matt flynn?

by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

hearing this makes me feel better

about not playing fantasy football this year.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

still ALLTHEBUGS?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

me too.

after Illustrator 10, CS3 has been magical.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I have adobe flash CS5 already.

What?

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i just do simple print layouts

so it is enough for me. but gawd, I10 was wonky as fuck.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It took me forever to get used to CS3.

I think moving to CS5 may derp me.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope i dont have to get CS5 any time soon.

i’ll have to get when my print providers move up, though. how different is it? interface basically the same? i just had to get a new CAD program this past year and ALL of the hotkeys were fuckin nothing like my old program… i blame that for my drinking!

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i gotcha.

i was just curious. Adobe likes to pry that $ out of you. they wont make them retroactively compatible. it took a few +$1000 print jobs that i couldnt open to convince my folks that i needed CS3. maybe this one will wait a while.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

le sigh

UVA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

I find the name of that site more offensive than anything in that video

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think they were thinking of that when they named it.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't you?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Though, I grew up with the Pom-Poms and thought they weren’t half bad.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Pom-Pom?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant key parties. What did you mean?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Key janglin' has infected UVA?

I thought it was contained to the far northern regions

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a Hokie site

ripping a video put out by UVa.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not UVA

That’s a VT blog

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia Tech.

UVA fans just wear Croakies and powdered wigs and what have you.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

/vomits

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Swinger party.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

They do that shit here.

It offends me much more than swingers.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Everybody puts their keys in a bowl

The women select a set of keys. If they’re yours, that’s who your boning tonight.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I... wow.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The 70s were a different time

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are you going to Key parties where this is a possibility

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

cocaine?

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you're not going to be able to "perform" anyway, so you're good

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I learned it from naked Bob on That 70s Show.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The 80s were still fun too.

It was the 90s when everything got boring. I blame grunge.

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by jonfmorse on Nov 15, 2011 3:23 AM EST up reply actions  

and spencer dropped knowledge of a crazy ass rumor that the reason Bud Adams had never left VT

was because he and Beamer were going to crazy Key Parties. Which I’ve been cracking about for the past eight weeks during tech games. I think Mango Stasi got it.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

!!!!

God, that’s hilarious.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS WHY WE WERE MAKING KEY JOKES GORAMMIT

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm glad you got why I found the name offensive

The Key Jangling is annoying too, though I guess

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You're older than I am. also: The Ice Storm

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

early 20's

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

I thought you were much older.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 15, 2011 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That movie is fucked up

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

but a good movie.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well made, yes

Entertaining, hell no

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. I saw it in college.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Bud Foster?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

remember, this was Spencer during a podcast.

THREE SOURCES

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Three sources, five hookers

allegedly

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean Bud Foster

Bud Adams owns the Titans

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. I mean Bud Foster

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And gross.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/double barreled bird to crowd

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Horrifying is the word you're looking for.

#FuckBudAdams
#NotLiterally

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah yeah yeah

VT travels well, etc, etc. This won’t be a repeat of the 2009 fiasco, Hokie.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Your attendances so far this year

should not inspire confidence on your part.

/the fiasco I don’t want to see repeated is 2003.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Daily Show

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Andre Johnson really needs to stop being hurt

Because my fantasy team is downright awful when it comes to the receiver position

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

Chastin West!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Won't matter when he's healthy

/overthrown by Leinart

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

9-1

And my only loss was without Rodgers/Nelson/Crosby/Roddy White. And I lost that by 4 points

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sproles has been carrying my team all year

It’s a goddamn miracle that I’m 6-4 all things considered.

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by MacularDegenerate on Nov 14, 2011 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Londonjoe, Quick question:

How do you feel about footballing academies? Would you say that they engage in a sort of child exploitation that we’re getting over here with NCAA CFB/CBB compensation?

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 PM EST reply actions  

Legally it's different in Europe. BUt Africa? It's WAYYYYY worse.

so in Europe the academies are also schools, and they get technical training and sign contracts that see them paid at a much younger age. Africa and South America are way sketchier and a lot more exploitative.
 In europe, most kids have professional clubs close to where they grow up, and if they get pulled into a bigger academy usually they’re sixteen or seventeen and sign professional contracts.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh boy.

Best friend just got back with ex-girlfriend.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

NO GIRL WAS TRYING TO GET WITH ME

This is a friend from home though.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

What a surprise.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

BURRRRRRN

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Really? Reaaaaallly? REAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYY?

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oy.

You seemingly have more relationship drama than an MTV reality TV show.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Diss

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey. None of this is MY drama

But the chick is pretty cool. So I don’t really care. Just…ugh.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

i enjoy these updates!

it almost doesnt seem real, but then i remember how it was when i was in college.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is not break up girl/dumbass roommate related.

This is a friend from home

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ah

my bad. hope it pans out, bud

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

Doesn’t make much of a difference to me but yeah, he took it bad the first time so hopefully he’s ready for it if it happens again

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws brief across living room

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

/throws briefs across living room

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

//Brief goes over Gary Gray's head as he stares at the wall

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/wall draws pass interference

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/Dickenses the...wait...

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

I thought that was Simon Pegg in the new MI

All I can say is…ugh. But Paul is fucking hilarious.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

related:

i noticed that of the # of people i was friends with on facebook, i had blocked about 40% of the folks’ posts from being seen.
i dunno what that says about be, but i have a good idea of what it says about the folks i am ‘friends’ with on facebook.

/severely antisocial
//unless drinking

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Drink more

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i drink pretty much everyday.

finally made the good call of not driving anywhere after i get started, or will be drinking.
staying home has enriched my music, movie & video game appreciation.

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunj metal lissen' is good

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm

I have a strict policy on Facebook of only friending immediate family and actual friends. Cousins, aunts, uncles, people who knew my siblings in high school – LoL no. So somewhat small-ish friends list.

by drothgery on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, funny how people change over time.

He was ‘the guy I knew’ six or eight years ago. Apparently a nutter now.

by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I love my high school classmates

and their random all-caps misspelled rantings on politics and morality from their unique 11th-grade-dropout perspective.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

IMMA POST THIS THING I HEARD ON YAHOO ANSWERS

IT SAYS THAT OBAMER DONE USED A MIND RAY TO HYPNOTIZE ONE OF THEM THERE HITLER CLONES

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

at a key party

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yahoo answers

may actually be easier to troll than YouTube.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, yes. It goes something like this.


Obviously, Hobbes means Lubbock, but.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IMMA TELLYA WUT

THEMMA THAR FOLX IN WERSHINGTUN AINT GOTTA HINTA SINCE

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Between that and copy-pasted bullshit, I rarely even look at Facebook.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WAITAMINUTE.

Does this mean that Tony LaRussa is going to the White Sox?

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NOPE

HES AGONNA BE ACHOACHIN THE MERLINS WHEN THEYA SINE POO-JOLES

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I love this troll.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i had to go FULL CUBS FAN for that un

(you never go full cubs fan)

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

!!!

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

My HS friends seem to be leading interesting lives. mostly outside this country.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

THE FIX IS IN THE REFEREES ARE WHY WE'RE LOSING BY 40
what frustrates me
To no end is the fact that the packers are LITERALLY on film, committing the exact same penalties, yet are not being called. I’m not one for blaming the refs for everything, and the bikes are doing they’re fair share of screwing the pooch, but goddammit, this shit is fixed. All there is to it. The NFL wants their awesome story of the storied packers going undefeated. That’s what their getting. Fix is in.

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If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

Indeed.

Because the Vikings are a good team this year.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Zook really gone?

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

What? Sources please.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't have any sources besides speculation all over the twitterz

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

lol redacted

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing on the TEH GOOGLEZ

but Ron Zook Fired does have 87000 hits.

That would make Bielema the longest tenured coach in the Big 10

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok. Like I said, I've seen stuff on Twitter but no actual sources or anything

I just wanted to know if anyone else had heard anything

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Ferentz is already the longest as emc pointed out

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Iowa doesn't count

No one likes Iowa

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No Purdue doesn't count

Iowa at least exists, even though people hate Iowa

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO HATES IOWA?

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

My Twitter, a strange mixture of meth and SEC Speed

by miz_zou on Nov 15, 2011 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

#CRXXM4ILLINOIS

HE BEAT HIM, REMEMBER THAT GUYS?

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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

<3 Colbert

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Gruden says the Vikings are a storied franchise

unfortunately that story was written by Kafka

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

And sung by Prince

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

With cover art by Toulouse-Lautrec

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

With Yoko Ono singing backup

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And liner notes written by F. Scott Fitzgerald at the end of a four day bender.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

One morning, as Mango Stasi was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a very hungover owl.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What is, "Wednesday," Alex?

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want stats about an exercise in futility

sort through these columns and look at where the Vikings rank in terms of winning %, playoff berths, playoff wins, and division titles since the AFL-NFL merger…and then look at Super Bowl wins.

by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

wikipedia has sortable columns now?

excellent

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Sandusky: "I've horsed around, showered with 'em after workouts, hugged 'em, touched their legs in a non sexual way"

Bob Costas looks physically ill

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Please tell me that isn't a real quote.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to be sick too.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just dry heaves for me at this point.

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

It was

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he asked.

UGH. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It looked like he used every ounce of self control not to yell "LIKE FUCK YOU DIDNT ASSHOLE"

And hang up. And the part where Sandusky had to “consider” whether or not he was attracted to children? Fucking…words fail

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If you can stand it

here’s the video (on Deadspin)

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

non-Deadspin link

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And his lawyer, who claims to have found the victim McQueary saw with him

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"We THINK we have"

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Costas is a damn good interviewer.

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!

by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I would hang up and not listen.

But to second lhb, yeah, Costas is a good interviewer.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to see that Glennon Thereatt got a new client.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No TV, I would not like to hear a Jerry Sandusky interview

especially if he’s going to invoke the Michael Jackson “but seriously, I just like kids” defense.

Fuck it, I’m watching hoopyball.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Some starts in 15 minutes

Might be a decent game too.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Hoopyball >>> this.

Hell, women’s hoopyball >>> this.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I just...I want this to go away but still get solved

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what we have a legal system for.

I’m perfectly content for it to give that creep what attention is necessary.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

NBA > This

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So, Nothing > This?

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Purdue > This.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit all to hivemind.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, yes, a vintage Maryland uniform.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok too easy

Purdue>this

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Volleyball.

Which I love in the same way you love rugby.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, nothing wrong with that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

If we want everyone to come together over something

it should be tight shorts.

(no pun intended)

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

On attractive people.

/put your hand down, 80’s NBA players

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone loves Larry Bird's ass.

/ick

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I never, EVER needed to see those 5 words together.

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Simmons would have done it eventually.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Zaga/Wazzu starts in 14 minutes on the Dos

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Fresno/Stanford is on right now

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

...................../-/

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My God

“Are you sexually attracted to young boys”
/stammering
//ummm
///endless time
////“No, I am not”

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I'm not watching and I'm not going to.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's Stanford's coach now? Amaker?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

ahhh.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Amaker was still at Harvard.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Still is as far as I know.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, NBA Players, show up at the negotiations to save your season wearing track suits, well done

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

The players don't have the respect of the owners, and the owners don't have the respect of the players

and neither of them seem to have much experience at actual negotiations. Both sides could have done more, but the owners have all the chips, they know it, and they’re out to punish the players, not just win the lockout.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody gives a fuck about anybody.

And I very much give a fuck about never seeing anybody.

Everybody wins!

by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just gotten to the point where it's vindictive

The players are actually where the owners were at a few weeks ago, and now the owners keep pushing lower because they are so obsessed with coming out the “winners.” Meanwhile this shit sucks millions of dollars out of the local economy, keeps hundreds of non-player employees out of work and fucks over millions of fans.

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ehh. local economy benefits are marginal at best from sports franchises.

but UGAVike’s right on. it’s the arena employees that hurt the most

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Smaller markets are what really get hammered

Places like Portland, OKC, Memphis, etc. The NBA brings in a lot of revenue that isnt easily replaced.

by emc503 on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sucks to work at Philip's arena this year

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 15, 2011 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It just shows a level of not give a fuck never before seen

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it at all.

The owners could give a fuck whether there’s a season or not; that’s not where they make their money. At the end of the day, it’s the players’ day job and not the owners’, so the players are exercising leverage they don’t have.

Also, the rank-and-file players shouldn’t have let Kobe, Chris Paul, and Garnett in to play hardball; those guys have enough money and endorsements that they can get through a lockout without a problem.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And Blake Griffin can reach high things on your shelves for you!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty simple rule of negotiations: don't antagonize the opposition. Particularly when they hired finance profs to fire out that you can't survive two months without a paycheck

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Stern is trying to outlose them

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Stern's trying to break them.

And he gives not one single fuck what anyone thinks about it.

I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.

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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

if he had been less of a dick about it

they might have agreed to something similar to what they just got offered. Unless he actually didn’t want them to agree to the deal, which is possible I suppose.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

dude, it doesn't matter how much of a dick he is, take your lumps. TAKE YOUR LUMPS. They have NO position to bargain from. none.

They have to get ready for the next round- they need to build to a position of strength.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand (and also don't care if the NBA disappears forever)

but, even though he works for the owners, it would seem to be in his best interest not to lose the season. His attitude has (it seems to me) antagonized the players to the point where they don’t want to cave. This is probably stupid, for the reasons you just mentioned. Nonetheless, if Stern thinks this is a good offer, he should do everything in his power to get the players to accept it and I don’’t think he has done that. He’ll still get his deal, but if he loses the season it will hurt the NBA as a product and that’s not good for anyone.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, hundreds of people around the country

Are suddenly realizing, ‘holy shit, there’s a college that plays basketball near me, let’s go see them instead!’

Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.

by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HAY GUYZ I'M NEW TO THE WHOLE COLLEGE BASKETBALL THING.

I THINK I LIKE DUKE AND UNC

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

AND NC STATE IS PRETTY COOL I LIKE THEIR COACH'S JACKET

OH WAIT NEVER MIND

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY GUYS WHATS THIS NEW THING CALLED A KENTUCKY

I THINK I’LL WATCH THEM THEY SEEM LIKE A GOOD WHOLESOME PROGRAM

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I LIKE THE TWO NICE YOUNG ITALIAN MEN THAT COACH IN THIS STATE

THEY TOTALLY DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY’RE IN THE MAFIA

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at those nice boys cars. Their parents must love them very much to get them Maybachs

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

OHMIGOSH WHY IS THERE A FIRE IN THIS NICE MORGANTOWN PLACE

SURELY THE FIRE DEPARTMENT IS ON THE WAY!

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet they're loving it now

/LULZ

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I CAN TELL THAT COACH FROM CONNECTICUT IS GENEROUS AND GENTLEMANLY.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I DONT THINK I LIKE THIS GENTLEMAN WITH THE GLASSES AND ALL THAT ORANGE.

ALSO WHY AREN’T THEY GUARDING THEIR MAN STRAIGHT UP THIS TEAM IS STUPID

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

MOMMY WHY IS THE BAD MAN THROWING A CHAIR?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

WHY DOESN'T THAT RED TEAM FROM WISCONSIN MAKE A BASKET? I THOUGHT THE POINT OF BASKETBALL WAS TO SCORE POINTS!

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Because they were otherwise going to watch the Bobcats instead of the excellent local college teams?

(Also I definitely read that as “NO SHOOP GO AWAY” at first glance.)

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they were going to davidson games.

fucking townies.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

At least they took out their grills and left their nines at home.

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it. Saying "fuck you" to Stern's silly dress code.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Some local news team said teens were soaking tampons in vodka.

Just trying to cash in on parents fears.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

SO THEY CAN GET DRUNK WITHOUT HAVING IT ON THEIR BREATH

Because mints don’t wok anymore apparently.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

...Oh. OHHHHHHH.

Man, kids are too desperate nowadays.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oy vey.

Even if that’s true, kids are going to be idiots. This isn’t a fucking craze.

by SuperJew on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I meet someone who tried this with whiskey

Claimed it got her drunk faster. I’m still left speechless about it to this day.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's apparently legit, hits quicker, and requires much less alcohol.

On the other hand that makes it easier to overdo it, which is to say nothing of the problems that come from STICKING BOOZE IN YOUR ASSHOLE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Enema-bot

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Asshole? This girl was doing it wrong then.

Her codename became “Whiskey Vag” between me an my gf.

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by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

daslkjfhasdkjfhlsadkjhdfajkshdfslaf

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit this could be an urban legend but an old Russian woman told me

that we Americans don’t hold our booze well because of the way we take shots compared to Russians. She said holding the vodka in the back of the throat causes more absorption through the mouth rather than the stomach which will get one fucked up quicker.

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by Big Jon on Nov 15, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Can't see that making much difference since it's mostly absorbed in your stomach both ways.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 15, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I figured the point that she was making was how quickly booze hits us

and that’s why we lose those traditional man v. man vodka drinking contests as seen in Raiders of the Lost Ark? But hey, her English wasn’t all that great.

I <3 God and Frank Kush.

by Big Jon on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a hard time believing that this makes a difference

Sure, if you swished vodka around in your mouth like mouthwash, you’d get a much faster absorption.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine once snorted a capful of Seagram's 7.

I remember it vividly.

“You know, I do a lot of stupid stuff. But my excuse is always that it seemed like a good idea at the time. This, unfortunately, is not one of those times.”

/snorts booze
/screams in agonizing pain for 30 seconds
/falls over
/Big Jon and other witness almost piss themselves with laughter
/is FUBAR’d within several minutes

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by Big Jon on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That is apparently going to be this generations Rainbow Party overreaction

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell is that?

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

See girls wear different color lipstick and then take turns giving blow jobs.

The first guy to get a rainbow on his dick is king of the world.

This was the big rumor when I was in college.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

..

link

It’s got it’s own wikipedia, which is pretty funny. Said one girl who attended one such party:

It was one of the grossest things I’ve ever done.

My idea is that every specific body strives to become master over all space and to extend its force (--its will to power:) and to thrust back all that resists its extension.

by Yail Bloor on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That was just a rumor right?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

..just a rumor

/shifty eyes

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You've stuck a funnel in your ass and ingested vodka through it?

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

?

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb

by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no. the other thing

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on the sex bracelet thing.

Mostly because I don’t want to live in a world where I grew up in the AIDS panic and you get to grow up in a world where girls broadcast what they’re willing to do with the bracelets they wear. And getting laid is as simple as breaking one of those bracelets.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Singaporean women are supposedly among the most open in the world

take of that what you will

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, so this is like the old "Canadian Girlfriend"

Yep, still calling bullshit

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I grew up there. They are definitely more aggressive than American girls.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I've never actually seen that movie.

funny, I know.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not doubting you had your share of fun

I’m calling bullshit on the concept of “sex bracelets” and until I see actual evidence of their existence, I will continue to do so

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I survived one of them.

I can agree to this.

It's time to switch to whiskey, we've been drinking beer all night.

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by miz_zou on Nov 15, 2011 3:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver!

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. I mean, if you're that desperate to get drunk...yikes

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

An everclear normal isn't fun at all

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My everclear night

Started at 9 p.m. Thrown up, passed out by 945

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

my everclear semester started in august 08 and ended in december 08

I don’t know how i didn’t die.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 15, 2011 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I shot it. One guy was doing doubles

mmmmm brussell sprouts

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

IT BURNS WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND TACO BELLS

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Everybody knew someone who knew someone who said they'd been to one

But no one could actually say they’d been to one.

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Jenkem was a better rumor.

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by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

FERMENTED POOP GETS YOU HIGH GUYZ

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember the thing where kids would have parties where they'd dump all their parent's medications into a big bowl, mix it up, then grab a handful?

I think I saw an episode of Law and Order: SVU with that.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but that sounds awesome

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

See who dies 1st?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I WENT BLIND STARING AT THE SUN WHEN I DID ACID BRO

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was a glass of orange juice, then I drank myself.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"

“You ask a glass of water.”

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, stop, you're reminding me of the fucked up dreams I had on that stop smoking pill

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a pocket knife with a blade under 2 inches in my backpocket in middle school one day.

That day they had metal detectors for the 1st day.
Hello county reform school.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

God, now I feel old
I accidently had my pocketknife on me more than once; the admin folks told me to be more careful and go put it in my car.

by Erik T on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

9/11

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably more Columbine.

I remember within weeks of it my school had adopted a zero tolerance policy towards damned near everything.

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 15, 2011 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That was scary as shit when I was nine.

I’m still paranoid anytime there’s a loud noise while I’m in class.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

You were *nine* at Columbine?

/was a sophomore at VT
/furk. I haz an old.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 15, 2011 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

April '99?

I would have actually been 8.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

/eats gun

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Nov 15, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I was in middle school, I think.

Things were mildly terrifying for a time.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2011 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I was 8, but damn close to being 9

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 15, 2011 2:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I was 10

And that was right after Kip Kinkle, which was sort of near me. I remember all the coverage and not really understanding what was going on

by emc503 on Nov 15, 2011 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Both of them made people way more worried than they should have.

Damn you TV box and your panic pushers on the news.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Hm. My parents don't have fun medications.

I don’t feel like trying a handful of Lipitor anytime soon.

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by purwho on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOO LOW BLOOD PRESSURE

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by Londonjoe on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhhhh Kraken you are a good friend in my time of need.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

How can I buy

one of these?

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 15, 2011 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

Best seller in Iran and North Korea!

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by Mango Stasi on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

HELLO MY NAME IS...... STAN. YES. THAT IS MY NAME. I AM A YOUNG AMERICAN BOY INTERESTED IN YOUR URANIUM ENRICHMENT... I MEAN SCIENCE KITS.

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by Londonjoe on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

If only it was that easy.

I’d have a job by now.

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by purwho on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Where are you going to play with it?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

I haven’t been to East Lansing in a while.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Umm... you can stay here when you're done.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably the best you can do

is this

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by purwho on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey RJ

I just saw your mention. Was it regarding the hoopyball game or what?

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:01 AM EST reply actions  

Football.

He kinda just threw out a name about a random FCS team that gets slaughtered by X team.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh good. haha

Hey, started 2-6 and finished 5-6. QB set an MVC freshman passing record in 6 games

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

How cold is it already?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

And meanwhile in Iowa, an alleged gunman is running around campus

Hope this ends well for all involved.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

Not good at all

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!

by stempke on Nov 15, 2011 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

No. No it's not. Have a ton of friends there.

Thoughts/Prayers being sent out.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Stay safe, everyone.

Hope they catch the bastard.

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by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok. They found him.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. That's the only one I could find

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

If you have the twitterz

Dr Daily has a few updates but no links.

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, Gonzaga does not give one fuck about keeping this game competitive.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:13 AM EST reply actions  

Oh, hush

One of your other threeve teams has Tubby

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by wahoocrew on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank God I don't care about roundbouncyball.

I realized some years ago I had space in my life for two college sports, and bouncyball fucking lost.

by Erik T on Nov 15, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Best thing they had since Ryan Leaf-era Cougs.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2011 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

But but but....MACtion tomorrow night. THE BEST NIGHT(s) OF THE WEEK

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I see nothing wrong with this.

I can have it on during tonight’s MACtion.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you NBA

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Are we rooting for Gonzaga?

I kind of like Gonzaga.

No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 15, 2011 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

DAT STACHE

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

No reason for me to hate Gonzaga.

Let’s root for Gonzaga!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Gorgonzola is ok.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:19 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I will always rec this.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT GARFIELD SCARFACE COMIC STUPID GOOGLES

plz2halp

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

ok. Better than mine

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you. My life is so much better. I can get back to work.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Tiny pic is EXTREEEEMELY tiny but

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

blown up

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I did it.

And that was only 250 too. The one I found was just 100×100

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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2011 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

5 of the 16 comments on UTEP's ECU gamthread were for the game.

The rest was boucyhoop.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

Nope.

There’s a bigger UNC fan blog elsewhere on these interwebs, but….yeesh.

I do like the guy who runs C.M, though.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

*shrugs*

We don’t seem to have a big on-line presence. Or our fans get sucked into InsideCarolina which is A-OK by me. Less idiots to deal with.

by SuperJew on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

There are 3 ECU forums.

The rivals and BYB suck.
HTC is aight but the stupid abounds after a loss

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

At least someone cares about your team.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

No SMU?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

/searches for 5 related title

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Maize and Brew appears to defer to MGoBlog for game day discussion.

Which is reasonable.

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by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

However.

They do provide an excellent Iowa tourism guide.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Corn. Cows. Tornadoes. The end.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Notre Dame/Maryland drew 0.5 rating in primetime

That still probably beats 90% of NBC programming at this point

by Bus Crasher on Nov 15, 2011 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

I wonder how long an average viewer stayed with that game.

It would depend, of course, on whether they turned it off before or after they went to go wash out their eyes.

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by Tremendous on Nov 15, 2011 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Very HAM.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Nov 15, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

X

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's the facial expression that kills me.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

This.

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/democracy.png

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Furk.

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

HONK HONK

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

*squeeze*

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Vrrrrroooooooooooooommmmmmmmm

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

/secretly loves the attention because daddy issues hotter sister etc

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Moral Orel may be coming back.

Yais.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 1:02 AM EST reply actions  

do fucking want

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by alexanderkotov on Nov 15, 2011 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Have you watched Frankenhole?

Same creator, different art style.
Still dark as hell.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey RJ, how do you link your website/twitter

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse

by greekpadre on Nov 15, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

<a href="http://www.blahblahblah.org">This is website blahblahblah</a>

My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach

by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 15, 2011 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

thank you

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse

by greekpadre on Nov 15, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

#OccupyGreendale

Ladies and gentlemen, something very strange has just occurred in this basketball match between space clowns and atomic monsters.

by oldocho on Nov 15, 2011 1:48 AM EST reply actions  

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