THE CURIOUS INDEX, 11/14/2011
by Spencer Hall on Nov 14, 2011 9:38 AM EST
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EVERYONE PLAYING COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS INJURED. Fozzy Whittaker, Sammy Watkins, Danny O'Brien, Keith Price, Zach Collaros, and every other player in college football is now grievously injured after a devastating weekend. All of their injuries vary in degrees of bad, but none sounds worse than Mizzou running back Henry Josey's trifecta tear: the ACL, MCL, and patellar tendon all at once, aka "The Full Emtman" for those fans of vintage horrendous injuries. At this point the only healthy player in college football? Morgan Newton, and yeah, like that's gonna do any of us any good whatsoever. (Whittaker's career at Texas is over, a particularly bitter turn for him as he was just rounding into what many suspected he could be as a college player in his final year.)
AS WE HAVE SAID ALL ALONG AMERICA CLEARLY DEMANDS MORE FIELD GOALS. The Stanford and Boise losses put us a step closer to the magical rematching of LSU and Alabama in a title game that clearly everyone wants and craves without reservation. Never has a country been so unified as in their desire--nay, their NEED to see LSU and Alabama trade long field goals for another sixty minutes.
SOME OF THEM HAVE EVEN BEEN SHOT. Senior Illini safety Trulon Henry got shot in the hand at a party after the Illini's loss to Michigan, proving again that you should never be anywhere at 4:30 am without [NAME REDACTED] tagging along like frat-fight superman to protect you. Henry was shot in the ring finger, but is expected to make a full recovery. His playing career at Illinois is over.
IT HAS GOTTEN THIS BAD. We, too, thought this was a joke, but again reality has claimed victory over our wildest dreams.
IT HAS GOTTEN THIS BAD ELSEWHERE. Let's just focus on beating Furman, boys. [WEEPS.] [AGAIN]
TAKEO'S COURT. The most horrifying of judicial venues, though if the defense is played in the mode of Auburn's current team, the prosecution need not even prepare.
AFTER THE JUMP. LSUFreek on Oregon/Stanford, or how Andrew Luck's good driver discount evaporated in one tragic moment.
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He's just experiencing the pain
he’s caused Kentucky fans, and in fact all fans of well-played football.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 9:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fortunately
I was in Lexington in the Fayette District Court building when that happened, so I couldn’t see the disaster.
In other news, we lost in the finals of the Kentucky Trial Tournament. Congrats to all the UK Law people at EDSBS for your classmates’ performance yesterday.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
If I had a dime for every person who told me that Brooks chewed out Joker at Malone's on Saturday
I’d have, like, 4 dimes
Sposed to be SEC
Which one? Hamburg or Tates Creek?
/used to live at Merrick Place
//was staying out by Hamburg this weekend
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Would assume Tates Creek
Aka, the “Rod Strickland’s Driving Lubricaiton Establishment(s)”
Sposed to be SEC
BREAKING
Also, every player in college football may not really be hurt.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Hurt Morgan Newton is more valuable than healthy Morgan Newton
We lost by 30 to Vandy
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Joe Schad has learned that modern tackle football has been known to be highly correlated with injuries
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which is particularly distressing for Kentucky
in light of Schad’s other breaking update from this morning: Andre Woodson is declaring for the NFL draft.
by Doug Gillett on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BREAKING NEWS: Joe Schad reports Randall Cobb no longer plays for Kentucky
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BREAKING NEWS: Joe Schad reports Kentucky head coach Paul Bryant is being wooed by Texas A&M.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Be sure to watch the ESPN Original Production "The Junction Boys" for more on this at 9/8c.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Your BCS Title Game:
Alabama-Oklahoma, neither winning their conference. BECAUSE ESPN IS JUST FUCKING WITH YOU NOW.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 14, 2011 9:40 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
TEBOW TEBOW PENN STATE TEBOW TEBOW
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I love the Bear mascot now.
He’s as much a self-loathing Ole Miss fan as I am, apparently.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 14, 2011 9:41 AM EST reply actions
He clearly knows how to endear himself to a fanbase.
Who knows? In a decade, he might be the Puddles of the SEC.
/Can’t believe I just typed that.
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
Egg Bowl tickets available for two cans of pumpkin pie filling.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Even then, you'd be hard pressed to sell some of those tickets.
“Well, I could go to the game. But, on the other hand, I really would like a pie in a couple of hours. Decisions, decisions…”
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can eat delicious pie while watching the game at home!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Having seen this game in Jackson, I'm not sure it even took two.
The box office was pretty close to just having a filling bucket by the turnstile. (And no — this was the year BEFORE the immaculate deflection.)
ATTN: Nick Fairley's Hitlist
The best part was your team absolutely quitting when we bludgeoned you with an 11 play drive that was all on the ground.
by Migraine_Boy on Nov 14, 2011 9:42 AM EST reply actions 26 recs
...
It is going to be odd when UGA finds away to drop this game to Kentucky this weekend.
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by jokastrength on Nov 14, 2011 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Home game against Kentucky? I got this, y'all.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 14, 2011 9:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NO!
To my knowledge, that was the only night game the ginger ninja ever lost.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
It was also the night that he tried to throw the ball away out of bounds
but couldn’t throw it far enough and had it picked off.
And Miley Cyrus was played at half time
/make it stop
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
Attention Sanford Stadium press box:
Play these songs and these songs only:
Baba O’Riley
In the Air Tonight (AND DON’T INTERRUPT IT FOR A COMMERCIAL, BROOK WHITMIRE)
This is not 95.5, you Grady J-school rejects. STFU.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 14, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well said
I’ve always loved Baba O’Riley on gameday and ditch the weak ass Zombie Nation.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
this
7 nation army anyone?
"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Nov 14, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair..
95.5 isn’t 95.5 anymore.
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by jokastrength on Nov 14, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Yea, Bubba Sparxxx was traded for Neil Boortz
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
My senior year they switched to Nickelback singing Saturday Night's lright for Fighting. I hung my head in shame.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
...
They just played Bon Jovi songs one year… it was terrible.
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by jokastrength on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
NEEDZ MOAR BLACK EYED PEAS!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
take it a step further.
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by vineyarddawg on Nov 14, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here comes the BOOM needs to go.
Like, yesterday.
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by Ronnie D on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
noooooooooo
"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Nov 14, 2011 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
say it to the tune of "The Night They Drove of Ole Dixie Down" and give that failure some gravitas
and all the dawgs were arpin’
they went aaaarp arp arp arp-arp arp-arp arp-arp arp-arp aaarp.
by haveagreatday on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well Virgil Kane is the name
And I served on the Danville Train.
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I miss those days
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I miss Randall Cobb
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 14, 2011 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I also miss:
Stevie Johnson, Keenan Burton (when healthy), Derek Abney and Artose Pinner.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I miss Brooks
Noir fishing just isn’t the same
UKcoachbrooks Rich Brooks
Just lost the biggest Bass I have hooked in my pond. Had it on for about 3 min and it broke water shook it’s head and was gone. Over 10 lbs
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've heard Papa Brooks is moving back to Oregon
and selling the house. Which would be sad, because the tomato-growing season in Oregon won’t be as good as in Kentucky.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
It's true
Can’t blame him with all the family and friends back in Oregon. Still don’t understand how he gets along with all the hippies and hipsters and communists though. Then again, I’ve heard once you get out of Portland that contingent falls away real quick.
Sposed to be SEC
Yeah, Oregon is very conservative outside the big cities
Pretty classic blue-collar mill towns and farmers. Which is sort of how you get places like Eugene and Portland—errybody runs away from home to join the hippie circus.
Portland’s cool and all, but I felt like I was being lectured at by schoolmarms the entire time. People kept offering unasked-for advice on childrearing when i was with my son. Brutal.
THEY were offering YOU advice
on child rearing??!!
/shakes head in frustration
// wants to go back home to Oregon to slap sense into the yippie borg.
I am serene in the face of losing. I have endured Jerry Pettibone.
by tzubear on Nov 14, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Only a ginger can call another ginger, "ginger".
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Georgia is a 28.5 favorite against Kentucky
I STRONGLY urge everyone to take Georgia on that line. I might do so myself.
Sposed to be SEC
I assume that Joker is safe for a year, but don't Minter and Sanders have to go?
Did Joker want them originally, or were their jobs conditional upon him receiving the HC job? I never understand giving a young coach his first HC job and saddling him with retreads from the coaching tree. Find young, hungry talent in the SEC coaching ranks, and let them learn/adapt on the fly. The results can’t be any worse than what the elder statesmen can give you.
Minter was Joker's pick this year
We’ll see about Sanders but I bet he stays. Joker brought in Nord and Pardue. He probably won’t fire Brown because his wife and Brown’s wife are best friends and he’s probably realizing it’s better to not fire and maintain the friendship than fire him and get himself fired in 1 year anyway.
Sposed to be SEC
Where was this bluster when UGA was 0-2?
Guess that win over Florida really went to your head.
On the one hand
That streak came against teams that are now a combined 31-32 (AFTER you take away their losses to Georgia).
On the other hand, my quarterback is John Brantley.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to say
Against only two teams with winning records. One of which was Coastal Carolina.
by sullivan013 on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We were fortunate to avoid playing Arky, Bama, and LSU
but no one throws anybody a pity party when the schedule rotation is hard as hell, so IMO it’s all right to enjoy an 8 game winning streak where your team has clearly been improving a lot. I haven’t heard any UGA fans say we are a top 5 team or anything, it’s just exciting to be relevant again after an 0-2 start.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit, I do expect a pity party in 2013.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thank God
that schedule was absurd
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
You want absurd?
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Playing in Ireland?!
JIG JIG JIG JIG JIG JIG JIG JIG JIG
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Denardening: Now With Jet Lag!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lulz.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
No.
Besides not being remotely able to afford it, that game has the potential for infinite Fowler Ratio.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
So you're coming to Norman then?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Lets see
2 games on that schedule that I won’t be absolutely dreading. Purdue and BC.
We might be favored in 6: Nayv, Purdue, BC, BYU, Pitt, and Wake
FURK
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, only 4 road games?!
That is absurd.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
6 home games, 4 road games, 2 "neutral"
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mescalin. Very much so.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is what happens when the NDNation crowd bitches about scheduling Western Michigan and Tulsa
They get replaced with Oklahoma and Miami
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pure, uncut Kevin White.
Deadly even in small doses.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I went to school with his son.
Apparently being an asshole is genetic.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Story time! Story time!
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by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Playing the U in Chicago?
That makes no sense but at least that’s basically a home game for you guys.
by ben_in_dc on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Jesus ACS....well you guys definitely don't duck challenges.
Here’s the 2014 Hogs schedule. Most gametimes still TBD.
http://www.fbschedules.com/ncaa-14/sec/2014-arkansas-razorbacks-football-schedule.php
And yay we play Texas again.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
They Changed the Texas Game
They moved it to 2021 I believe
Correct.
Replaced in 2014 with UCLA at JerryDome.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Who is Arkansas getting in replacement?
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Troy
anyone, anywhere, anytime
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you mean Southern Cal
Because Troy State…no. Just no. Let’s not ever play them again K Thx!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Looks much like Auburn's this year
Best three of the opposite division + likely ACC champion
by sullivan013 on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Best of SEC West is a little tougher than best of the SEC East
Assuming that Bama and LSU stay near their levels this year for 2013. The SEC East this year is a high-class cripple fight.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying Georgia 2013 is tougher than Auburn 2011?
Because this year Auburn also had to play the best three in the SEC West, in a year where they will probably average out tougher than in 2013.
by Ardbeg on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Difference is we will get Clemson and GT
both beatable, but good teams. I freely admit to wanting a watered down OOC schedule the majority of years.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm really hoping that conference expansion doesn't do away with
our series schedule with y’all in a few years.
It might be that Auburn joins the East
and keeps the Iron Bowl as the only permanent SEC West game
by sullivan013 on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought I read that Auburn, Bama, UGA and UT
all voted against that so it wouldn’t have the 3/4 majority required to pass.
That would make a lot of sense
it would just cause Bama/UT to stop being a yearly game.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Bama would neer stand for that
Missouri to the East, at least until/if the SEC goes to a 9-game conference schedule.
by Ardbeg on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because that makes as much sense
As an East St. Louis venue
by sullivan013 on Nov 14, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that was last week.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Haven't been around as much.
But I feel like I should have gotten that one.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Still not as tough as
3 in the top 6
4 in the top 7
5 in the top 12
6 in the top 14
by WarM on Nov 14, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That win over South Carolina gets more and more baffling all the time.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Garcia'd
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yet sagarin has Mizzou as the hardest strength of schedule in the country
Then again, he has aTm as the #9 team in the country.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I found it hilarious that Minnesota had one of the toughest SOS's in the nation a year ago.
Of course that number didn’t take into account the fact that Minnesota couldn’t play themselves.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like how that includes the SECCG.
If UGA won their division with that schedule, they should be declared conference champs on principle.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 14, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least Georgia is winning games they're suppose too
/Cal’s loss to UCLA still pisses me off
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 10:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if you beat 7 SEC teams, that's gotta be worth something...
… even if they’re the worst 7 teams in the SEC.
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by vineyarddawg on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's weird how UGA fans get more excited/confident as their team does better.
We really are unique as hell!
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
What's wrong with you?
Winning is supposed to bring on a lingering sense of dread over the inevitable crashing down to earth in the last game of the season and the bowl game.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No no.
This is the part of the Cycle of Richt where Georgia finishes the season on an impressive run, signs a great recruiting class, gets a high preseason rank, and then get assblasted by Buffalo next September.
Letters to the AJC is written, coaches is threatened, Kirby Smart is mentioned, improbable mid-season wins is achieved, coaches is saved, cycle repeats.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't forget next year's assblasting by Nevada in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl, too.
I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does the winner of that game
have to play the winner of the Bud Bowl?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think they have to take on Dan Beerdorf and Duff Dry after their narrow win in the Duff Bowl.
Which was unsurprising. They wanted it more.
I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What cycle?
2010 his seat was getting hot, but this is literally the first year Richt has had where he has been coaching to save his job.
Also, Kirby Smart?
Kirby Smart seems to be a popular choice for people outside the program as the next Georgia HC, but I’m pretty sure Smart burned his bridges with UGA a few years back with the DC fiasco.
Not so bad.
Bobo still drives me up the wall from time to time but he just called arguably the best game of his career, and if Aaron Murray had been able to complete more passes we’d have been singing his praises after the Florida game as well.
by JoeDawg15 on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
He seems to have moved past draw plays up the middle every third and long like he used to have problems doing (except our third and 57 at UT). I really like the fact we’ve taken a lot of 4th down chances this year.
by Socrates Johnson on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
DRAW PLAYS ON 3RD AND LONG, YOU SAY?
Jim Bollman is masturbating.
The worst part is, THEY WORK SOMETIMES AND OH GOD THE PAIN WHY -
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Paging Randy Sanders...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
To be fair,
they only work because Braxton Miller and Dan Herron are good at running the football.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How do I feel about 36 points/game and 439 yards/game?
Pretty fucking good, actually. Thanks for asking!
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by aproposdenada on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's enough out of you and your facts.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU
Get thee to Tlaloc El Mexicano on Chase Street (just inside the loop) the next time you are in Athens.
Arguably better than Sr. Sol.
Hit that up over the summer on the way to the Terrapin brewery tour
great times
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Judging by that area
Any Mexican will be good Mexican. Noted.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Nov 14, 2011 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Have not heard of this Tlaloc El Mexicano...
will now be eating there this coming Friday.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
Not to mention the fans
At 21-7, there were a lot fewer fans than at the start of the game.
by BonesCrosby on Nov 14, 2011 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
Might have something to do with
40 year old men who yell “SCAM” and bark at everything around them. Including my 3 year old daughter.
by Emerszi on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow
It’s amazing how sometimes children end up within earshot of shouting when you bring them to football games.
it's all good now....
Can we put the nastiness of the UGA-AU game over the last 2 years to rest now ??
We atoned for our sins in last year’s game by not only not having any Personal Fouls/late hits in this year’s game, but we also refused to hit or tackle ANYBODY IN RED for 4 quarters.
Let’s call it even and tone the heatedness of this rivalry down a bit.
by A Bullet from Burger on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm fine with the whining as long as Richt continues to own their ass
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I realize you had a bad experience and for that (as a Georgia fan) I apologize
Let them have their fun today this is what people grew tired of Auburn fans doing last year (excessive celebration), it will burn itself out eventually, hopefully.
by ItsComplicated on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
Terribly sorry for obnoxious people that are our fans. (Really noticed this at the Vandy game I went to this year.)
When I went to AU the most annoying thing I had to deal with was a guy trying to get security to make us sit down. (That didn’t work)
I always hope that people enjoy there time in Athens (not too much obviously) and come back.
That said, I might have been drunk and requesting our team to try to score 50.
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by jokastrength on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dogs live past seven?
What is this…I don’t even…
by wayxdawg on Nov 14, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Works for me
All the AU people I ran across on Saturday were good people and we all had a good time tailgating. It is amazing how much nastier this rivalry is on the internet than in reality.
Exactly
in reality I have seen almost no bad behavior between Auburn and UGA fans. Cant say the same for most of our rivals (both us and the opposing fans).
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is unacceptable.
Finish the drill by hating your rival’s fans without reason or civility.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Poke him to make sure he's dead
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He's a hell of a lot livlier than the Auburn D.
by Grib on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
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by whiskey_soup on Nov 14, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Rasputin is more lively than Auburn's defense.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Uga is...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Nov 14, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Which one?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I <3 LSUFREEK
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2011 9:43 AM EST reply actions
Was
Cliff Harris driving Oregon’s car in LSUFreek’s picture?
by ParadigmShift35 on Nov 14, 2011 9:47 AM EST reply actions
Man, I told you, I bought that dam-
Oh, Masoli? Yeah, he stole that shit.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Nov 14, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stealing a laptop?
That’s a God thing,
right there.
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Things I learned this weekend
1) I really hate Minnesota, like, a lot. I took perverse joy in Wisconsin beating the snot out of them. I think it’s not being able to play Iowa.
2) The following things upset NDNation – Running the ball 48 times and passing 38; Having a QB go 30-38 including three dropped passes; Having a single play that doesn’t work.
3) We’ve officially entered the “I have no fucking clue” stage, signified by ND’s re-entrance into the top 25.
4) I am much better at handling not taking my medication than I was a few years ago.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bravo to #4
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'm not sure that's a good thing
Part of why I’m so good at making sure I take it is that I really don’t like myself without it.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hatred for Wisconsin: also more than expected
by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there room in the triumvirate of hate for more corn?
I think there is.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh always and forever I expected it to rapidly turn into the Quaternion of Hate.
by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why oh why did they fuck up the conference alignment so?
Iron Quadrangles of Hate:
Iowa / Minnesota / Nebraska / Sconnie
Penn State / Michigan / Sparty / aOSU
Illinois and NWestern on one side, Indiana and 1/0 on the other.
SO EASY.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BECAUSE LEADERS AND LEGENDS
Also, I hate Wisconsin a lot more than I hate Sparty. Most OSU fans agree.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't imagine why
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
/Gigantic running back with number in the low thirties curbstomps OSU defense for several touchdowns and 155 yards.
//Different gigantic running back with number in the low thirties curbstomps OSU defense for several touchdowns and 155 yards.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's...really, really painful.
Which is why winning this year was really nice. I honestly thought they were going to come into the Shoe and curbstomp us.
Cornzu is a threat to truckboattrucks everywhere
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BB didn't even go for two this year
And Bucky gave Goldy a charity leap from the top rope. What’s yer beef?
by Nigel_T on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Biggest MOV for Wisconsin over Minnesota in Minneapolis
since 1983.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LSUFreek, you are a modern Rembrandt.
Not only do you make the wins sweeter, but you soften the blow of losses as well. (Admittedly, this week’s win was plenty sweet on its own, but still.)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 14, 2011 9:54 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Also
I love that Oregon is the one driving the wrong way in that GIF. This seems very apt.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 14, 2011 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Purdue won.
Stock up on water and soup people.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 14, 2011 9:55 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I want Alabama-LSU to happen so bad, for chaos
So when should I start drinking bleach? Because Syracuse refuses to play football anymore.
It's basketball season
Time to forget about Syracuse football. :(
by drothgery on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You want chaos?
Pull for Arkansas over LSU.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That doesn't create maximum chaos
A team that didn’t even win it’s division in it’s conference playing for a national title? That is fucking chaos sir.
by Nick Petrilli on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But we already had that chaos with
Nebraska.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
And after ALL THE SHIT we got about hit?
Fuck that noise. No, Bama. You had your shot. Or kick, or whatever.
You lose. You get nothing. Good day, sir.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think we deserve one.
Will I take it? Sure.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Of course,
I believe we only have 8 championships too.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
So that makes you a one-percenter among your fan base.
I didn’t think we deserved it either. But I did go to Pasadena to watch Miami murderdeathkill us.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Of course I don't believe in any pre-1950 championships.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
All of ours are post-war.
Hell, post-Kennedy.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
that's fine
If you didn’t believe in pre-1960 championships, though, we’d have Issues :).
/DW only started recognizing championships in 2002.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Think about it. You said you claim 8 National Titles
How many championships have been awarded since the 2002 season?
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Take it from a man who's been there.
The three-way tie is maximum chaos.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just so we're clear though- Arkansas is totally fucked even if they beat LSU, right?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
While getting some alien strange on the side.
Or crazy strange. Or genetically modified strange. Or Tennyson-quoting strange.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
...
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Bourbon Barrel-Aged Imperial Porter - ~12% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
If they win the SEC Championship they probably deserve a shot at the NCG more than any other conference champion.
It burnssss ussss to say that, precious.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't even grok the idea of my team in the NC game atm
I’ll take it if thats how it goes though.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Their problem then becomes Bama.
They aren’t winning the SEC West unless Bama loses to Auburn.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How does the SEC solve the 3-way clusterfuck?
Again, I’m quite certain it ends with Arkansas getting jobbed. Always seems to work that way.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Nein.
Head-to-head winner of the 2 highest BCS rankings.
In this scenario, LSU probably falls to the bottom (with the last loss) and so Bama gets in via head-to-head over Arky.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Which means they need Auburn to beat Bama.
I’m gonna say “no” to that one.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What? You don't think we can beat bammer?
All we need to do is… nevermind. Not gonna happen. Fuck.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd suggest poisoning Bama's food the night before.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bama did what no one else had been able to do:
they broke Relf
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In all fairness
Relf broke himself at the Auburn 1 yard line.
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Nov 14, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worked for Texas in 1997.
/lhb98 posts roll left again
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure he'll come up with a witty rejoinder if you give him a second.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Grinchgrin.gif
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Only if the top two are within 5 spots of the BCS ranking
If not, it’s just BCS ranking
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
So even if Ark beats LSU
and jumps Bama in the BCS, Bama will still go to the SEC Championship
by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Woo!!! SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME OVER A TEAM RANKED HIGHER THAN US NASHUNAL CHAMPEESHIP WOOOOOO
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Arkansas receives Participation Award, as usual
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And going a step further
Ark beats LSU
UGA pulls the miracle against Bama
and the two “teams of the century” are left out of the BCS?
by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Left out of the automatic BCS berth
I’m sure one would get an at-large bid, though.
by JohnCoctostan on Nov 14, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If its a 3 way tie its BCS rankings unless teams are within 5 spots of each other
Hence why if we beat LSu it then depends on where LSU lands in the BCS and if Bama wins out.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Again, here is how it could go
LSU wins. SEC West Champs.
If Arky wins & Auburn beats Bama…Arky wins SEC West & gets in NC debate.
If Arky beats LSU & Bama wins out…depends on BCS rankings. If the BCS put Arky ahead of LSU, Bama wins the West. If LSU still stays ahead of Arky, LSU wins the West.
I figure the first or third will happen.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
That actually sounds like a lot of fun for everyone involved.
I love green because money be green.
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We're going to need to transfer Updyke's case.
The only court with jurisdiction is the Supreme Court of Alabama, Pawl Trollington, J., presiding. The only decision you get to make in voir dire is what Tammy is going to drink during jury duty.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 9:57 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Do you swear to tell the truth
the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Bear?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You forgot to put the answer to that.
…so help you Bear?
Roll Tide.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 14, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
We need to beat Arkansas first but....
…if we do and go on to win out, Oregon and Bama will be fighting to see who gets a rematch with LSU. That’s if Ok State loses to OU. Then OU would have an argument. Anyway, CHAOS
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Nov 14, 2011 10:04 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I would be very conflicted in that scenario
I think losing to this Tech team should disqualify OU from title game consideration… but I also have no desire for a rematch.
Dammit, Luck, why did you have to shave the beard?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The answer was right in front of you all the time...
LSU plays Houston. Matchup of undefeateds, we finally get the chance to see the little guy on the big stage and…
MY GOD! What is Kiki Mingo doing with Keenums head?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great beasties! Look at his head!
It’s on BACKWARDS!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Herbstreit: I, I can't believe it. One moment Carrier had the ball in the flat, and then. Oh, Jesus. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Musberger: There will be a brief timeout as the refs gather the scattered pieces of Tyron Carrier for disposal.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
We saw it when Hawaii went to the Sugar Bowl
Colt Brennan = Shane Falco.
“Did everybody watch that game?”
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/media fawns over Brennan
//ignores reason Brennan left USC
///Utah erases Hawaii’s failures from memory.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
something about sexual assault, I think
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
That's right, it was Colorado
He was accused of drunkenly breaking into a girls room, exposing himself and fondling her. He was convicted of Burglary and tresspassing.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
And that was when CU was going through their Gary Barnett problems
So they kicked Brennan off the team.
Tell that to Texas fans...
who have spent the last 3 years whining about how they beat Oklahoma and thus should have been in the championship, all the while ignoring one Michael Crabtree.
by DiamondM on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're just taking their cues from the UT secondary.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Simple logic.
One team won a neutral site game, and lost on the road.
One team won at home, and lost on the road.
One team won at home, and lost at a neutral site.
Which order is the most difficult?
Add in the fact that Tech didn’t stay on the field with OU, and it was realistically a head-to-head between OU and UT.
Y’know… the way the SEC works, and the way the Big 12 now does it.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've enclosed a form for you. Please fill it out, and return it in the enclosed envelope. You will want to retain a copy for your records.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Someone should green this.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Happy to.
OK SIR YOU GON NEED THE GREEN BUTTHURT FORM FROM FLOOR 107.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Real Logic
Three people play rock/paper/scissors.
One picks rock
One picks paper
One picks scissors
How are the results of one head-to-head matchup more important than the other two?
by Billy Sims' Fro on Nov 14, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Although I will say
Mack’s whining to ignore the OU-Tech result does have a certain charm this particular season.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Nov 14, 2011 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Because the one who picked paper didn't win a national championship 20-30 years ago.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But who picks Lizard and Spock?
/bazinga
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BAG O' PUPPIES
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 10:06 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
Not pictured: tape; river.
Just statin’ the facts, ma’am.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Naw those don't look like Labs.
Those are keepers.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
They appear to be Corgi puppies
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
More like Cocker Spaniels
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No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 14, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
They do have a schematic advantage.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 14, 2011 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/Breeds Cromwell terriers
//End of schematic advantage. And irish wolfhounds.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Cute, except for the
genetic brain-swelling disease (bred so their skulls are too tiny for their brains).
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Did not know that.
We’re a big dog family. I know few of the finer details of smaller breeds. I can usually identify a breed on sight, but that’s where it ends. The pic above looks (to me) to be of a bag of spaniels, but not 100% sure which breed.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Oh, I might revise my statement then.
I thought those were jack russels.
But Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are ok. Cocker, not so much.
by Durdens Wrath on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Chances I pass out during class today? THREEVE PERCENT.
Exhausted from having to try the same case four times in two days over the weekend, three times as co-counsel and only once as a witness. The adrenaline crash I’m still dealing with made it almost impossible for me to eat breakfast this morning.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions
10-0, Boise lost, ESPN gameday on campus...
cant hear you haters, I’m to HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhh……………..
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Pride goeth before SMU
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The refs? Already bribed by rogue SMU boosters.
Of course, they do that before all games, even the losses.
…
Things haven’t been the same since the death penalty, ya’ll.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not this SMU team
The Run n Shoot has become the Derp and Derp.
by 2207 Main Street on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like "Runs 'n Poop" better.
"You're just a man in a room with a checkbook."
by The Ghost of Brodie Croyle's Knees on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, I agree.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there is a small part of me that wouldn’t be all that broken up about losing next week so Houston can have a shot at a BCS game. Yes, I’m a sell out.
At least the Mustangs made the decision easier about not taking my just-shy-of-8 months pregnant self to Houston next week for College Gameday. “Thanks” June and Co.
by DiamondM on Nov 14, 2011 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It gets better
You’ll have Garrett Gilbert in two years!
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
aaand rec'd
may the continued inexplicable dominance of Houston over SMU continue!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Or we could just play spoiler...
It would be fitting retribution for Andre Ware and David Klingler.
by DiamondM on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is definitely the meat of the schedule
i hope these 19 year old football players can keep their egos under control…
they cant? because they 19, huh? shit.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want Florida to do nothing but give Jordan Reed the ball for an entire game
let him catch like 43 passes and see if the WRs are still covered. If they are, then you’ve just made the best argument against 4 year scholarships ever.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:08 AM EST reply actions
Well then I have just the thing for you then
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SUCCESSFUL BLUE CHEESE TROLLING IS SUCCESSFUL.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But bowl eligible in your first year without Tress!
Eh? Ehhhhhhhh? Eh.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
At least you have an easy win against Purdue upcoming on the schedule
Shit, wait.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this goes here
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Nov 14, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
Per NDNation,
Nkamalamadingdong Suh is a jerk, but so are all of his teammates. Their quarterback is a pussy, and their coach is an asshole. The worst of the lot is #51. Of all the stuff that went on, including Suh pulling Cutler’s helmet off, was not as bad as the cut block on the Bear DL guy. Those moves have the potential to end careers. That play exposed the real Lions—a bunch of cheap-shotting, smack-talking, pass-dropping, interception-throwing assclowns. They will go back to being a doormat where they belong.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 10:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Outside of the terrible writing and the general pissy-ness of the tone, he's not wrong
Raiola has been a dirty player since he played at Wisconsin. Suh is developing a reputation for being dirty on the field despite his stellar off the field reputation. Jim Schwartz is an asshole who starts fights over handshakes and Stafford is fragile.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that is hilarious
(don’t feel too bad. I have a Philip Rivers and start it every week, despite mountains of evidence that he is shit this year)
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe I broke up with Josh Freeman for him.
I’M SORRY JOSH!
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do I keep starting Vick over Cam Newton?
Of course I do!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
My fantasy team name this year should be "bad decisions"
took Jamaal Charles 1st, took Peyton Hillis in the 4th, traded Fred Jackson for Jahvid Best and Steve Smith (worked on the WR, not so much on the RB),
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, McGahee and Gore getting injured in the first quarter done killed me
I still managed 55 points somehow. There was a guy in our league who only managed 35, 16 of which came from his kicker.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My running backs are Shady McCoy and Mike Tolbert. They start every week.
DRAFTING TOM BRADY IN THE 1ST, AND RYAN GRANT AT ALL, WERE BAD CHOICES.
Also, AJ Green getting hurt killed me. I’m currently winning by 7 but my opponent has Rodgers. I lose.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah..
#TeamRyanGrant…
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
http://www.movember.com/m/22481
by jokastrength on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
TOLBERT!
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Tolbert was awesome at CCU.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PPR league
Draft Andre Johnson (out for 2348761 weeks)
Draft Roddy White (Stupid Julio Jones)
Draft Kenny Britt (Beastly, then IR’d Week 3)
Draft Tampa Mike Williams (Ugh.)
Draft Matt Ryan (Um, hooray Julio Jones?)
Draft Felix Jones, Tolbert, and James Starks as RBs (Hurt, inconsistent, AHAHAHA you serious?)
Fuck.
Work hard, play harder, rest easy.
by jwolf0 on Nov 14, 2011 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that you, Tolbert?
I’m hungover! My knees are killing me and if you’re going to pull this shit, you could have at least said you were calling from the Yankees!
by The Guys Get Shirts! on Nov 14, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Here we go
QB: Michael Vick – 8
RB: LaGarrette Blount – 3
RB: Mark Ingram – 1
Flex: Danny Woodhead – 3
WR: Anquan Boldin – 2
WR: Mike Williams – 4
TE: Jeremy Shockey – 1 (sry Holly)
D/ST: Lions – (-3)
K: Robbie Gould- 16
Total: 35
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It should be higher.
Detroit’s offense gave up 14 of those points.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
It's not just ESPN.
Everybody’s “scoring defense” statistic is “points given up”, not “points given up by the defense.”
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I need Best to get healthy
because I’m counting on Foster to carry the load every week.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I had Charles as well, sir.
condolences.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
My buddy complained when Rivers put up 30 against him last week
THAT SHOULD BE AN AVERAGE WEEK FOR RIVERS, NOT THE GAME OF HIS YEAR.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was at least a partial PHILIP RIVERS game
I had him last year where he was routinely going nuts and he and Shady McCoy carried my team. I took those two again this year. McCoy is doing his part when his fat fuck of a coach runs the fucking ball. Rivers is killing me. Just killing me.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
For me it's either Laserface or Elisha
and I’d rather have Laserface than Budget Peyton.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wasn't Suh always dirty?
I thought he was Nick Fairley before Fairley was Fairley.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
With Suh, he was so physically dominant in college that, while his play was violent, it wasn't necessarily dirty
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If it's dirty to just chuck guards aside as if they were some sort of afterproduct of an ear of corn, then yes, Suh was dirty.
I was quite frankly too terrified by him to look at his play directly; I had to watch it via one of those eclipse viewing boxes just to make sure he didn’t show up and crush my spine.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
It's a shame Nebraska wasn't in the B1G during Suh's run
I would have loved to see Moffitt (who is playing at a pro bowl level in Seattle) go head to head with him. Moffitt has just enough of a mean streak that it could have gotten ugly.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks, you've just triggered Colt McCoy's PTSD.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cleveland is doing their level headed best to finish Suh's work on McCoy.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RAEG.
If Kareem fucking Jackson can shut down your WRs, then your WRs aren’t even CFL-level.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Houston's defense is ranked #1 in the league
Wade Phillips, while a terrible head coach, is a great defensive coordinator
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Signing Joseph and Manning helped to.
Jackson stinks on ice.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WAAAH I WANT J-JOE BACK
I DON’T WANNA START KELLY JENNINGS ANYMORE :(
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As they draft another WR is the second round every freaking year.
Can you not hit once in ten years?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Now, let's be fair.
They sunk a top5 pick into the Brayloning.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
The man who jumps 4ft into the air
to catch a ball 3ft off the ground.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Nov 14, 2011 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Macon, GA represent
/was very shocked he went 1st round
by ItsComplicated on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Just for you, my Long-horned friend:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gee thanks!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This
He applied the maximum amount of violence allowed by the rules, which is a lot of violence.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, Jim Schwartz needs to focus more on his sweet goatee
and hoodie that appears to be made out of the stuff you put on garage floors.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
raiola played at nebraska
/just sayin
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 14, 2011 11:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yep. Dominic was the Husker, Donovan the Badger.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was thinking of his brother.
Oh well. Dominic was probably dirty in college too.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chippy.
Richie Incognito was dirty.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, yeah. he was actually Conrad Dobler.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, he was pretty much a remarkable dick
Was a freshman his senior year. Wasn’t a nice guy to run into at a party…he didn’t hold a candle to Richie Incognito though.
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Wrong Raiola - the Lions' Raola played at Nebraska.
You’re thinking of his brother. Donovan, if I remember right.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
37 Points, 1 offensive TD
the Bears remain exactly who we thought they were.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Nov 14, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Oh shit.
I didn’t realize that was by our special friend BeijingIrish, whose entire spectrum of sports analysis consists of, “THE TEAM THAT LOST WAS A BUNCH OF PUSSIES.”
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know, he's a Blackhawks "fan."
The reason they lost in the playoffs last year?
I think you can guess.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Allow me to retort
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Careful pilgrim,
’round these parts a reference to that there Family fellow ’s enough to git ya run out past the county line.
Les Miles is my coach. You think you can show me the mouth of madness? I've worn madness' hat, and the fit was perfect.
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Nov 14, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was looking for the SNL sketch
with John Goodman, but I can’t find it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
This makes me unhappy
some family guy references are quite good and should be allowed, the above diabeetus included.
Yes the show is random and has no character development, but that doesn’t mean some of the jokes aren’t golden
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Its a fucking cartoon
I miss *REAL* Four Loko
by B-Lot tailgater on Nov 14, 2011 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
The Big Ten race is starting to look like the competition for Upper-Class Twit of the Year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 14, 2011 10:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
It's got nothing on the Pac-12 South "competition".
Now it's time for the easiest part of any coaches job. The cuts. And although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you.
by DuckinMA on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does UCLA still control its own destiny?
And are they bowl-eligible yet?
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes to the former, no to the latter.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Could we ask the NCAA to let USC be bowl-eligible this year?
Let their punishment apply next year. Anything to keep UCLA from fouling up the Pac-12.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All UCLA has to do is beat Colorado and they're in the Pac-12 championship game
And every UCLA fan cries because that means the return of Slick Rick for another year.
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
COTG deems Oregon unworthy, strikes them with strange bout of fumbler's syndrome, UCLA in the Rose Bowl.
All the LOLZ?
ALL. THE. LOLZ.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This theory is flawed
See: Colorado, 2001.
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure that only by winning out does UCLA guarantee their championship game trip.
They only hold the tiebreaker over ASU, and both have two conference games left.
GO ASU GO GO GO
I wanna watch Burfict murder someone in the Rose Bowl.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm embarrassed to be affiliated with that man.
by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, he was pretty much a non-factor.
Just in general, I find him to bring the sort of attention on my alma mater that I don’t want.
We couldn't stop UCLA or Wazzu's LOLffense
Even if UCLA outderps us down the stretch we don’t get within 20 of Oregon in a rematch in Autzen.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
THIS IS ALREADY SHAPING UP TO BE THE WORST WEEK EVER.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 14, 2011 10:31 AM EST reply actions
what's your reasoning?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
senior comps and various other schoolwork, work,
the fact I can’t get a ride to the airport on Friday in order to get to Baltimore and then home, the fact that I nearly bombed a paper in my advisor’s class, and my dad starts chemo. this has already been a kinda mediocre year for college football, and this week doesn’t look to improve that.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
The rest of that shit deosn't matter compared to the last one.
Hope your old man pulls through.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know
I kinda like Samford’s chances to upset Auburn.
/wishes I was kidding
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ohio State will likely break records for offensiveness
Other than that, best I can come up with (and it’s not much) is
Southern Cal-Oregon
Baylor-Choklahoma
Cajuns-Grove
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wisconsin at Illinois has strange COTG potential.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RG3 vs OU D could be fun.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
FSU-UVA could prove interesting
Considering we’re still playing for the Coastal title, and they’ve been eliminated from contention for the Atlantic
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
FSU is favored by something like 18 points
I’m not sure what FSU has done this year to warrant being that big a favorite over a team with a pulse.
because when people look at our record,
All they see is a 1 point win over Idaho and a loss to NC State
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
Even I'd take UVa and the points in that one.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I get to go to Ducks-Trojans with my Father in law Saturday night.
First time at Autzen.
/ricflairWOO.gif
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I actually get this week AND the Civil War next week.
We’ve never been in Eugene during FB season before, whereas my in-laws have held season tickets since the pre-Brooks days. If this vacation is half as good as I hope it’s going to be, it will be wonderful.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They must be fantastic seats then.
The pre-Brooks era was pretty dark for the Ducks.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, they're a retired schoolteacher and pastor,
so no, the seats aren’t great – but they’ve got them, and I’m anticipating a fun time.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
I’d love to see a game there, but I’m sadly short on non-football reasons to go to Oregon during the season.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I REAAAAALY want to go to Autzen
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oklahoma-Baylor could be fun and I guess Nebraska and Michigan are still ranked.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And whoever wins is crossing their fingers
hoping to back-door their way into a BCS game.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No
Please dear COTG no.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nebraska vs. Oklahoma in the Fiesta?
Nebraska vs. K-State? Lawd, yes.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I do not want the latter
former would be fun though.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
We never do as well against Neb
as against any other team.
As evidence, last year’s game in MHK … I know our defense stunk but against Neb … crap people on this here site could of run for TD’s with the holes opened by the Neb Offense.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So it would totally be fun.
Martinez isn’t running all wild this year, and Roy Helu’s part of Mike Shanahan’s plot to kill fantasy football. And our interior defense… is underwhelming.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you as amazed as I am by how much Martinez has improved over the past 2-3 games?
He actually resembles a competent passer with the gloves on.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if Neb wears UT uniforms
K-State might get over the mental block about playing Neb.
Then it would be fun.
But watching Klein play is fun, a kid that likes the game and never gives up.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I agree.
It’s a lot like watching Scott Frost play QB.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe if Ole Miss had McFadden, Felix Jones, and Hillis
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meh.
Thinking of replacing “LSU Hate Week” with “Ole Miss Self-Loathing Week.”
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
just root to cover the spread
y’know. moral victories & what-not.
/getting tired of moral victories
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Difference between Ole Miss fans and other self-loathing fans?
The girls will put Vera Bradley bags over their heads.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But then where would Mary Katherine hide daddy's credit card with the cocaine residue still caked on?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Silly,
We get our dates to hold that.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Why isn't Mary Katherine going to Notre Dame?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
she's from Memphis
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, "Mary Katherine" is more a stereotypical Catholic name.
If he’d gone with “Madison Leigh” or “Taylor Regan” or something, that I’d buy.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No papists in Mississippi, PAWWWWLLLL!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Actually, quite a lot at Southern Miss.
I think the coast and lower Delta (the side across from Louisiana) has a sizeable Catholic population. The Catholic Church was just down from our apartments (the baseball stadium in between) and the parking lot was pretty packed for Mass.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
a good chunk of the folks i met fromthe coast were Catholic
also a good number of people from Jackson, too
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
Last names for first names win.
And she’ll marry a “Trezevant” or “Hume” or something.
by OxfordAndrew on Nov 14, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of my wife's bridesmaids is named Mary Katherine
She actually introduces herself as Mary Kate. I want to scream “YOU’RE 35 YEARS OLD, GET AN ADULT NAME” every time.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know. PICK A NAME.
It’s either “Mary,” or “Katherine,” choose already!
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a fan of the double name
Not of “Mary Kate” though
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's the point.
She still has dad’s Amex. By the time she knows enough to not waste cocaine, dad will have taken the card away.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, I'll be at Yale-Harvard
I hear the tailgate is the best part.
Hoping for a repeat of this.
by ben_in_dc on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
K-State @ Texas
and Texas fears purple per last night’s thread.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
More like "per all games played between the two".
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
make sure you let Mack know
that you can’t pass on K-State but running the football works really well.
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BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not that so much
as that WE SHALL NOT PASS.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
sigh of relief
if you can pass then you can beat K-State … so if UT doesn’t pass then that is good news for K-State.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Hard to do that
with Zero! Zero Running Backs! Ah! Ah! Ah!
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought they had the top recruiting class for the last threeve years
can’t they pull a red-shirt?
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Our best players are all freshmen
Coaches got fat and happy after 2005.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so no passing
and no running
for a game against K-State.
How many points is Texas favored by Vegas?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
UT -9.5
Bet the house on KSU.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that seems like a bunch
wonder if the bookies are saying “we lost money on K-State last week, so let’s double down on them losing this week.”
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bergeron and/or Brown should be back this week.
Trainers kept them out when they saw the game would be played on shag carpet.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
When next year gives us Brown, Bergeron, and Gray
we may just breakout the motherfucking wishbone.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If our QBs don't throw any better
Put Mykelle Thompson at QB and run the Wildcat all damn day. It was difficult to watch us pass the ball on Saturday.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 14, 2011 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't they advertise on Judge Judy?
“Have you been injured on the job? CALL US NOW!”
by Billy Sims' Fro on Nov 14, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not a job if he isn't getting paid
…
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Nov 14, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HATE WEEK HATE WEEK HATE WEEK
Unfortunately you’ll need a roll of tinfoil and two coat hangers to pick up Fox Sports Arizona.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
U of A sucks.
/why is this not thanksgiving weekend
by Erik T on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's also hate week for Cal
But I already know Stanford is going to crush them, so I’m not as excited for that game.
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It seems Oklahoma would have been better off losing to ANYONE else in the Big 12 except Kansas.
In the past three games, Texas Tech has been outscored 159-33.
Throw in the second half of the Tech-Oklahoma game and it’s 190-50.
With Missouri and Baylor left, Tech may not be bowl eligible.
Oklahoma’s BCS hopes died because of one bad quarter – the second quarter of the Tech game when they were outscored 17-0. (And because some segments of the sports media really, really hate the Big 12. But I digress.)
by Narrow Right on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Tubbs made his season four weeks ago.
Now, he’s getting in 18 holes a day right after church.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If their kicker hits a chip shot field goal...
Wait, forgot- nobody in college football can kick a field goal.
The Big 12 is the best conference this year, by just about any objective analysis.
The problem is, they lost to the second-worst team in that conference, by just about any objective analysis.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Silly, guys.
That was an obvious tank-job…Like we really want to go lose to fucking LSU in fucking N.O. AGAIN…TIGAH BAIT TIGAH BAIT TIGAH BAIT. Fuck that…we’ll settle into a nice Fiesta Bowl win vs. whoever the fuck comes out of whatever the fuck conference that is out there.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Nov 14, 2011 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Fiesta Bowl win".
No, you don’t get to play UConn again.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooooohhh I'm mean, RUTGERS
I’m shaking in my fucking boots.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You brought this upon yourself.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
I'm partial to "YES JK NO LOLZ"
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
My favorite
is NO
The ’Eers kinda had the boot on their necks all night long. Let ’em get as close as five points, and then put the hammer down again.
If only the fun hadn’t ended with the announcement of Unca Bill Stewart as HC…
Still… Frank Cignetti, he wasn’t.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Upper right needs an asterisk
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Would be either Houston or the Big East winner, I think.
OU vs. an unbeaten mid-major team no one believes in? That can’t possibly backfire for Stoops.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Statue of Liberty rec!
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Stabby death.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Stabby death.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
Double stabby deaths?
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
She's got two hands doesn't she?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 14, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here you go!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...
I know you’re feeling on top of the world since you clowns are actually bowl eligible this year, but call me when you can put up more than 5 pts on Mizzou.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Probably Stanford
Fiesta picks first after title game replacements this year, so they get choice from Boise, Stanford, top non-AQ champ, VT/Clemson loser, Big East champ, or any other non Big 12/SEC teams that slip into the top 14. Which I think means Stanford. I mean, if Nebraska gets in the top 14, it’ll be Nebraska because Okie/Nebraska, but otherwise, probably Stanford.
by drothgery on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/No Stanford representatives take the members of the Fiesta Bowl selection committee to a strip club.
//Stanford plays in the bowl what has the leaping whale commercials every four minutes.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would actually consider going to the Fiesta.
Orange or Chick-Fil-A for the threeveth time? LOL NO SIR F U.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Houston
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Sugar bowl, plz
of course, assuming we win it all. I don’t want to go to Arizona.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I've never been to Phoenix, but I know Houston sucks.
Looks like I will successfully continue to put off going to Arizona.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Phoenix
Nov, Dec, Jan, Feb are great.
Tempe and Scottsdale are nice. If game is on the west side of the Valley look into Goodyear and Litchfield Park.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Game is at UoP Stadium, far west side.
My personal recommendation is to stay in Tempe/Scottsdale and drive over for gameday. Plan on getting there early though, it’s probably a 45 minute drive without any traffic.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
What was that?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love when people say Houston sucks
Meaning the probably spent their time there never venturing off the freeway.
by TheBlackAttack on Nov 14, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
naw, Bob just hates everywhere.
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by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Not everywhere.
Just everywhere that never receives snowfall.
But Houston sucks especially. Please sir, can I have more pollution, or a longer drive to go anywhere?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT SUX CUZ ITS BIG HURRR
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. It sux cuz its spread out hurrr.
Chicago and New York are big. They are also compact.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
also have terrible traffic
Chicago and Houston are both about 50 miles across. So unless you’re driving from one suburb to another (ie not Houston) I don’t know what you’re talking about.
BTW Manhattan is compact, New York City is not.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Who drives in Chicago?
There’s too much traffic to drive.
/Yogi’d
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
so houston?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Nov 14, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Are you gunna say everything twice?
Are you gunna say everything twice?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Oklahoma has the worst loss BY FAR of all the one loss teams
Out of nowhere WTF loss to a team that might not even go bowling and is getting shitstomped.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
IT'S KSU HATE WEEK.
As in, “Damn I hate constantly losing to KSU”
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 10:36 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was fear week
FEAR PURPLE
-NW for the win
-TCU for the win
-Amherst for the win
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BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Assuming Georgia wins the SEC championship
And no, I am not optimistic that this will happen – does Bama still most likely go to the national championship game?
by JoeDawg15 on Nov 14, 2011 10:38 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Bama v. Oregon
/commence LSU fan riots
by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I am now actively rooting for that outcome.
by ElRocco337 on Nov 14, 2011 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would be chock full of aweome craziness.
Game being played in New Orleans just makes it 19% sweeter.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hell, the Superdome might not survive the night.
by UGAVike on Nov 14, 2011 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quien es mas macho?
Bama riots or LSU riots?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Yes, and assuming I win Mega Millions tomorrow night
I can buy 9 Ferraris.
And the odds of both assumptions happening are roughly about equal….
by skigator93 on Nov 14, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think if LSU beats Arkansas
they are in the BCSNCG win or lose again Georgia.
by Ardbeg on Nov 14, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Partnership Tax professor: well-dressed, hair combed, appears sober
Downsides: every single student in the class couldn’t answer a question he described as “fundamental” and said “a normal law student would get this right.” The class is almost exclusively the top 1/3 GPA-wise.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 10:40 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
At Kentucky.
/gets haughty based on having sent in 300 box tops to get FSU law degree.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kentucky law students are pretty smart
At least when it comes to trial practice, anyway.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just curious what the topic was
I still have nightmares about my partnership tax class.
by oxfordcircus on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Real stories of FCS foobaw
The sanctioned Gainesville tailgate — run by FU, naturally — has been expanded. There will be beer and red bull. No word on cake. Shame will be in abundance.
There may even be a dude running around with a sword, making the whole thing look like a cock-eyed LARP in a parking lot.
by brougham on Nov 14, 2011 10:41 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Stickball news!
Cards are hiring Mike Matheny as the new skipper. Ballsy move.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Nov 14, 2011 10:49 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is just what the Cards need to build up a couple of years of adversity to come back from.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Please, please, please, for once in my life, let me, let me watch the Cards implode.
Lord knows it would be the first time.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
They're copying the chill one
You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell
by Dawg in Beaumont on Nov 14, 2011 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So I'm not alone?
Do you think he’s high?
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Nov 14, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Misread as Methany at first, which would have been so much more Missourian.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck the Cardinals.
For God and country—Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo
No greater love, no sweeter sin, than red hot brass and ice cold gin.
by LoneStarHoosier on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I feel for Zach Collaros
but now the world can be introduced to his backup, with the epic-est name in all of epicdom:
Munchie Legeaux.
by IndianaLion on Nov 14, 2011 10:54 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Cincy QB's seem to be very fragile the last few years.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
The cold air makes bones brittle
see Persa
by Lucas Jackson on Nov 14, 2011 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
I think I’ll laugh. Because LOLPALMER
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I-Perfection Harris disputes this claim.
Oddly enough, from Georgia Tech, which hasn’t run an I to even mediocrity, let alone perfection, in years.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shavodrick Beaver is still my favorite name
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Barkevious Mingo demands you bow down before his magificence.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Philander Moore.
I’m guessing named after his father.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Isaiah Moses Hipp played for Nebraska back in the 70s
You’re damn right he went by I.M. Hipp.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Nov 14, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
And he was.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh. What'd I do now?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
google Lutheran Campus Ministry at Iowa State.
you can follow the trail from there.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I like that basketball player from St. Johns.
God’sGift somethingorother.
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the old Alabama St basketball player always comes to mind:
Chief Kickingstallionsims
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pops Mensah-Bonsu is another great name
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn basketball player:
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
James Craig
My Tumblr, where the photoshops and other crap go. EDSBS steam group.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
and the call after every dunk or block
Hello! Dakar, Senegal!
by AubEng on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
haha, yep!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
wait
who did this guy play for?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
GW, I think
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by thechuck_2112 on Nov 14, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Caldrinoff Easter
by nickpapagiorgio on Nov 14, 2011 11:30 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't St. John's have a basketball player named God's Gift
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good morning.
Fuck UCF.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:07 AM EST reply actions
No thanks. I'd rather our relationship stay platonic, and I wind up not needing any penicillin.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We only fuck Clemson. We will not fuck others.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes...we're monogamous that way.
Cause everybody’s got a random.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Please don't fucking lose to UCF
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
We just lost to fucking UTEP
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Colorado State hate week!
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 11:09 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
No, I was merely making fun of this garbage conference.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Iowa State!
To the top!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
they already are
at least on the map.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And any alphabetical listing of the ostensibly secular schools of the Big XII!
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, if that conference isn't working out, you can always switch to another.
Then another, then another, then another.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Missou deserves it.
No one threw the members of their conference under the bus as early or as vigorously as Missou did.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, I thought it was all our fault?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It's still all your fault.
However, they acted stupidly. And yet will get exactly what they ask for, if not exactly what they want.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know you're merely joking, but the Big East was dead.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wanna play TCU again!
ECU is 2-1 vs. TCU alltime.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
ECU vs. Boise State?
Please, I would love seeing this happen.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Again.
East Carolina – 3-1 vs. TCU and Boise State since 1999.
Suck on that BCS.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hear the Ivy League is looking to expand.
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by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Missouri dials phone...
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TCU has been in like 5 leagues in under 15 years
SWC, WAC, CUSA, MW, BE, Big 12 from 1994-now.
I don’t blame them but it is a valid thing to point out.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Liz Taylor admires their commitment to long-term relationships.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
U-CHEAT HATE WEEK
VOMIT ORANGE NEEDS TO GO DOWN
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by VUfanInNJ on Nov 14, 2011 11:17 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Psst...if you don't mention the football events of this past weekend, I won't mention the basketball events
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Deal
shudder
My dog is scarred after sunday.
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Remember the 5!
You sure that's not Auburn fans from Saturday?
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
see the ugly ass pants
in the background.
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by VUfanInNJ on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Aw, no he didn't
Shall I bring up the record of Vandy vs. UT in my lifetime (since 1970) is 3-37-1?!
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by darthbubba on Nov 14, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BAWWWWWWWWW
…wait, this is a thing? A real thing?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Nov 14, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
You can do it Vandy! Get yoselves a bowl game.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
SAMFORD HATE WEEK COMMENCE!
WTF is up with that dog?
Derp
Ok, I can’t even fake it.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 11:18 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
The dog coming out of the building is kinda sweet
by 49er16 on Nov 14, 2011 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No it isn't.
Arkansas does the same thing with a pig. It’s big and it’s ugly.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We hate it as well.
I’m not a huge fan of the mascot vomiting up the players in general. Not sure what they were expecting when they made it, maybe this?
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO AWESOME! THAT PIG IS TOTALLY RALPHING UP THOSE PLAYERS!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 14, 2011 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Furman hate week
I got nothing. I do know a guy that went to Furman. I kinda hate him I guess.
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Nov 14, 2011 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hate them for being 11-39-4 vs. Fuck Clemson
but love them for giving us a great urban legend as the Christian Knights.
by AubEng on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Um
those cheerleaders look pretty…healthy?
by Onestatewest on Nov 14, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Is that a fat joke from an Ohio State fan?
Judges… is that allowed?
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The next time I make a fat joke without simultaneously poking fun at Wisconsin will be the first time
I own a restaurant. I love fat people.
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I do, as well.
They increase our sales. :)
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fat people drive the restaurant and health care industries
A vote against fatties is a vote for communism.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
.
Of course it's allowed
There’s not much incentive to stay skinny when you can’t have sex without a $150 fine.
(That’s not a typo. The rule is real).
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The following are interested in this rule...
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I lol'd
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
Wow...alot of potential on the cheerleader corp there. Front row I mean.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
...to one guy /drops mic
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Nov 14, 2011 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's cute
You can get expelled for it at ND
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I were kidding
It usually just results in being banned from living on campus and required to do community service, but the punishment can include “up to expulsion”
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes, this is true
The general way of things is caught once, kicked off campus, 20 hours comm. service.
Caught twice? Can be expelled, will most likely miss a semester minimum.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sexual repression at my religious institution of higher learning?
More likely than you think.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOOF.
/would have been kicked out of notre dame
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why you think I lived off campus at the first opportunity
YOUR RULES DON’T APPLY IN SOUTH BEND, RESLIFE
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Technically, they do
The silliest rule in Du Lac is the “THIS APPLIES EVERYWHERE FOREVER” rule
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That must be new
Notre Dame gave exactly no shits what we did off campus when I was in school
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Well, in practice it never happens
so it was probably there. Its one of those rules that never ever gets enforced but is still in there
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well,
there was the one guy that got busted because he was wearing an ND shirt while appearing on some MTV Spring Break special.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meh, people get good at it, and it rarely becomes a problem
Why yes, I have had a conversation with my Rector at my desk in my room while a nude woman hid under the covers, why do you ask?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In fairness, that Rector's investigative skills were . . . subpar
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not when this is your option
Gingers
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
GAH
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Yeah
Irish women… I had to title click myself…
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't recommend condemning an entire ethnicity based on the worst subject
Trust me, there are lots of lovely Irish lasses
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
but the “Don’t want to have sex with women at Notre Dame” joke wouldn’t have worked had I shown hot red heads.
/loves female redheads.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/is dating a female redhead
//afraid to say anything
by broski on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Smart man.
I married a Sicilian redhead, with a little Irish thrown in for good measure. She’s very calm. Until she isn’t.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Nov 14, 2011 12:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mine's half Pakistani
and half British. She keeps threatening to blow me up in a very polite way.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it a polite threat to blow you up?
Or a threat to kill you via a very polite explosion?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Our experiences are substantially similar.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I..... what......
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
SOME OF US ARE AT WORK.
And I don’t even want to see this at home.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
From my earlier interpretation
no nipple = acceptable for this site. If not, my apologies.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Um, no.
There are many places on the interwebs to view nearly-naked ladies. This need not be one of them.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'm at least 50% on the idea that you violated that basic rule.
I think so, anyway.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No, it's only a 50% violation if you can see more that 28% of a nipple
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I thought I saw a nipple.
May have just been a HUGE freckle. I clicked the title REALLY fast.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
I think its a freckle.
Or a grease stain….
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, no nipple
Just dangerously close. and horrifying.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
If you find yourself saying "that's dangerously close to a nipple"
then DON’T POST THE GODDAMN PICTURE.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta push the line on occassion
That’s how you make sure it’s still there.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I thought it was a nipple too
had to double check.
Double checking makes it worse, dont unclick this title
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
How the hell can the nipple be the only thing yall tripping about?!
The whole damn image needs to be shitted on by a diarrhea-infested, lactose intollerant, 500lb man who just ate a tub of Blue Bell ice cream and flush all contents down the toilet.
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by Wallacewade04 on Nov 14, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure
whether to be angry that you posted something that eye scorching, or happy that you’ve decided to stay away from Catholic paedophilia jokes.
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by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
You may need to hire a lawyer, I suggest this guy.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AAAHHHH
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Nov 14, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
TNG Auto-rec.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
And I can tell it's even Season2.
Due to Diana Muldaur being in the background.
/is so surprised he’s married sometimes
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gree!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
I live in Texas and what is this??
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting punishment
Kick you out of dorms where you can be monitored. Now all the sex all the time is possible!
Unless there’s a rule that you have to live in campus housing, so being kicked out is tantamount to be suspended?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 14, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Technically you have to live on campus your freshman year
But if they kick you off campus you just have to find somewhere else to live.
/offer does not apply to girls who proposition the police officer in exchange for not reporting your indiscretion
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously?
The Jesuit schools, not so much on the enforcing of such teachings.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 14, 2011 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
We all pay that fine one way or another.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fines for sex at a university seems
a lot like a casino raking the pot at a poker game.
F—k Samford!
I am serene in the face of losing. I have endured Jerry Pettibone.
B1G strips JoePa's name from trophy
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 11:45 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wow. Leon Trotsky thinks the UnPaternoing is going a little fast.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Paterno could use some advice from his good chums Saccho and Vanzetti.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hi Joe
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 12:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
May I suggest the Stagg-Alvarez trophy?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Let me count all those Wisconsin national titles....
… carry the four… oh, that’s right. Zero.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
and that took less than a full football season for that card to be played
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
I do not watch Gameday, sorry I missed those signs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's all they have
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
I did not number Nebraska's, did I?
But zero? Sure, Alvarez resurrected Sconnie football much the same way Snyder did. But let’s not be in too big of a rush to put him in Paterno’s historical place.
(still convinced Osborne had a better run; the man never won fewer than nine games a year. Ever.)
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm certain Bob was joking, but you, like most Huskers apparently have no sense of humor when it comes to football
This is probably Texas’s fault
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
by stempke on Nov 14, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
your argument is weak in the 80's
80’s UN-L played K-State, KU, CU, OSU, ISU and Missouri. Guaranteed 6 wins right there.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does anyone truly WANT to remember just how otherworldly awful K-State was pre-Snyder?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
I lived it, so the memory won't go away
Worse games I attended:
tie with KU at KSU stadium in 1987,
and the game followed by the Willie Nelson concert, loss to Austin-Peay State also in 1987.
Glad we had basketball those years.
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Usually one of them was frisky.
Colorado got that way from the mid-late 80’s, then it was KSU after that.
And Missouri wasn’t cover-your-eyes bad in the seventies.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay so 5 guaranteed wins in conference play
and you get to rest your starters for the other 2 games.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's not like it was just the Big 8 that had cripples and defectives.
I think FSU lost ONE conference game in their first 9 seasons in the ACC.
Michigan or Ohio State won a share of the Big Ten title for a ridiculous number of years in a row.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 14, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1. I wasn't at all serious, but I didn't go to Michigan, so Alvarez is the coach with zero national titles I admire, not Schembechler.
2. Snyder resurrected KSU football? Doesn’t that imply they were live at some point before he was their coach?
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we went to the Liberty Bowl before Snyder arrived
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great Depression Powerhouse.
Exactly what has Minnesota done since 1968?
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Minnesota has more national titles than Auburn, I’ll give them that, but seriously, the six national titles card is a little irrelevant considering the vast majority of posters weren’t alive when Minnesota was a 1930’s power.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
AT is a Husker
If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
But you just pointed to all of me!
Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Oh. Well, then 48-17 and all that.
I’m sorry, Nebraska, but you were looking so GOOD after that game.
And then you lost to Northwestern. It happens to all of us at some point.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 14, 2011 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Until the sex scandal dies down
it will be kept safe in the PSU men’s shower
by Matty Light on Nov 14, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, 2 days before you did?
and it sounded funnier in my head
by Matty Light on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
Damnit, why's the trophy got to be named after the coach of MOST HATED RIVAL Chicago?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is the library next?
Gotta admit if I was working there I’d demand it. They took the Scruggs’ name off the music building at Ole Miss and that was just attempting to bribe a judge over an asbestos suit.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 14, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Since we're removing everything
Let’s remove remove Leaders and Legends from the divisions.
Was JoePa a Leader or a Legend?
by Awal on Nov 14, 2011 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A legend who's leadership was found to be sorely lacking.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You have my interest... but what?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
In Freek's gif
The guy in the back of the OSU pickup was this guy from the ’04 osu/a&m game:
by Billy Sims' Fro on Nov 14, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SMU hate week!
too easy…
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 11:51 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
Why I like Nov
I get to watch
Fri: K-State Basketball
Sat: K-State Football
Sun:
Mon: K-State Basketball
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST reply actions
Bama doesn't need a kicker.
Saban’s feet are too busy walking on water.
Or so I’ve been told …
by Milo on Nov 14, 2011 11:58 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Dear ESS-EEE-SEE
Next year, all your MCLs and ACLs belong to us.
kthnxbai,
Mizzou
by Awal on Nov 14, 2011 11:59 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Auburn's offensive line says
You’re late to the party.
by SEC Supremacist on Nov 14, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate you Dennis Erickson.
I hate you for taking the most talented ASU team in over a decade and producing one of the most frustrating and disappointing seasons in my time as an ASU fan. I hate you for losing the focus of your team, who played such uninspired and poor football I found myself switching between Restaurant: Impossible and the Nevada-Hawaii game instead of watching you fuck everything up in the 4th quarter of the Wazzu game. I hate you for making me so frustrated that I destroyed my cell phone Saturday night.
I hate you Dennis Erickson, but not as much as I hate UofA. You beat those soulless Nazi fellating shitfuckers this week and we’re cool.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
by Big Jon on Nov 14, 2011 12:00 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Restaurant Impossible?
Oof. There wasn’t an Iron Chef or Chopped rerun to be had?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I understand your point of view.
After all, I was furious with Erickson for not only destroying my 49ers from within, but also for bailing on the Vandals after 1 measly season. Still, if there’s one mortal lock of an absolute certitude in this world, it’s that Dennis Erickson will assemble 60-odd shady motherfuckers, point them in the general direction of the football field, and then pace up and down the sideline planning his next ginsoak while said motherfuckers foul opponents and befoul the game itself for 60 solid minutes.
And the end of it all, he’ll hand you your tickets to the Las Vegas Bowl and shrug amiably. That’s just who Dennis Erickson is, man.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Nov 14, 2011 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
AMERICA
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Nov 14, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Recd for sheer poetry.
Could not agree more.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 14, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Spike 80 DF
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:28 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
This one may be better....
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Thats an interesting strategy cotton
let’s see how it works out for them
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Nov 14, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
hugs
Just wanted a reason for a dodgeball post today.
My day: You have made it.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
The sad part is,
I actually tried shift-z a few times before I realized my mistake.
Oh well, at least I don’t have the case of the Mooondays (your pic reminded me of it).
Oooh, Brennan Clay trollin'
Br3nnanClay Brennan Clay
So youre 37? Lol RT @Jake_Trotter: Cool it with the old jokes. I’m two years older than Weeden.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 1:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
rumor has it
that some Aggy fans are complaining about K-State pushing the pile on 1st and 2nd down to score in the 4th OT. I think their argument is that forward motion was stopped.
Not sure I’ve ever seen that called at the goal line before.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 1:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
7TH GRADE FOOTBALL. COST US A WIN.
/still bitter
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
in the Vandy-UK game
Vandy ‘pushed the pile’ about 20 yards for a touchdown. woof.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Nov 14, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If they're pushing the pile
then forward motion wasn’t stopped, was it?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Nov 14, 2011 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do not use logic with Aggies.
It’s never successful.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Nov 14, 2011 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tommy Boy is on CC....
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"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Nov 14, 2011 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hard: 150 words in a fanpost
Agonizing: getting up to 3k words of a journal note in an afternoon without filling the whole thing with a pile of dreck.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
bonus points
if you can make the initial letter of 11 consecutive sentences or paragraphs spell something to do with Clemson.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Nov 14, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe with the final draft
Right now, I’ll sit tight with referencing the Houston Nutt FOIA fiasco in one of the footnotes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Nov 14, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's wrong with dreck?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Nov 14, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Better than trefe.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Nov 14, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Just copy and paste stuff from NDNation in.
No, wait, I'm just putting some more tradition on it!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Nov 14, 2011 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We do not consult with the poor and college students - NDnation
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Journal notes are as useful to society as floss is to Tennessee
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Fan-fucking-tastic hatred there.
This, this is how it’s done, kids.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I see your chaos and raise you anarchy:
1. Arkansas beats LSU, Oregon wins out, Sooners beat Cowboys
2. SEC West representative loses to Georgia in SEC CG.
3. Clemson/Va. Tech win out regular season.
4. Nine teams at 11-1 (lol Southern Miss.) and Houston at 12-0.
Who should go to the title game?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Nov 14, 2011 1:30 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Houston dicktrip vs SMU or Tulsa in 5.4.3.2.1......
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There is only one answer
Boston College.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
by Fonce on Nov 14, 2011 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FAU.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Normally I'd make a joke about championships as retirement gifts
But since it’s Michigan hate week, I simply can’t go there.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 14, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Valentine's giff.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Knoxville and Memphis. Mountain and floodplain. Herp and derp.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Nov 14, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what?
First, you have to be on your toes. Unless, that is, you are an English major. Could be you will need a dictionary. Keep one close by just in case.
Capture the moment – it may lead to better things. Let me guide you; this stuff is easy. Equally easy is the concept of emotion. More emotion equals a better life. Soon the day will be gone. Once the sun goes down, the party can begin. Now we can have a real good time!!
I don't have a signature...but if I did, it would have Chloe in it
by BoKno on Nov 14, 2011 1:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is what happens when you're in meetings all Monday morning
after getting housed by a rival on Saturday.
I apologize for not being here to take my beating first thing this morning. I would also like to add that when drinking all day do not end the night with a bottle of champagne just because its all you have left.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Nov 14, 2011 2:00 PM EST reply actions
I've seen worse.
Champagne on tap. It’s as horrifying as it sounds
/$17 pitcher of champagne
//ALL THE FUCKING HANGOVER
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Nov 14, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
What would ever lead someone to believe
that this is a good idea at any price?
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Champagne... on tap?
/howaboutnobear.jpg
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Wine of tap can be good but ewwwwww, no thanks.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Presented for the perusal of anyone interested...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewjLdYRTrE&feature=youtu.be
Link to the Next Media Animation video regarding the Penn State story.
I just want to watch the world burn.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Nov 14, 2011 2:49 PM EST reply actions
I would just like to reiterate that lsufreek is a GENIUS. SHHHEEEER GENIUS.
Thank you, LSUFREEK
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
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