Ole Miss Gets an Applicant
by Matthew Pierce on Nov 13, 2011 5:44 PM EST
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ADMINISTRATOR: We must tell you, despite your strong interest in our coaching vacancy, we find your application materials to be quite unorthodox. All of your paperwork seems to be in the form of telegram dispatches.
Also, it says here that you once coached under a man named Hop-Along Hobelitz. Is that a real person, sir?
Um, okay. Moving right along... Under "Last Employer" you checked the box for "Do Not Contact". May we ask you about that?
Sir?
Sir, are you okay?
Sir?
REBEL THE BLACK BEAR: RRROOOOWR REBBY STILL SAY CALL BILL CURRY! REBBY NEED HONEY RRROOOOWR!
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Reach for that bottle of booze, bear.
I dare ya. I skinned and tanned your great-great-grandpappy with sharpened rocks, and he was twice the bear you are.
by Spyder Mayhem on Nov 14, 2011 10:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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