Binky Search 2011 - or my trip to Clemson
by Anthropologal on Nov 13, 2011 11:57 AM EST
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EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! I CAN'T FIND MY BINKY! WHO WILL HELP ME FIND IT?
HEY COACH! HEY, HEY, HEY! I CAN DO IT! PUT ME IN COACH! THIS ONE TIME DOWN IN TIJUANA MY DEALER FRIEND PABLO WAS MESSIN WITH ME AND HE THREW SOME HEROIN, I MEAN COOKIES, IN A PIT FILLED WITH RATS AND SAID HE BET I COULDN'T FIND IT WITHOUT GETTING MY EARS CHEWED OFF, BUT I FOUND IT! I MEAN THEM... SO I CAN TOTALLY FIND YOUR BINKY AND YOU CAN GIVE ME LIKE $50 OK?
HEY HALF-GRAM, I MEAN CRACK BABY DID YOU TAKE COACH'S BINKY? CUZ I REALLY NEED TO GET IT BACK TO HIM TO GET MY $50 SO I CAN GET HIGH TAKE GRANNY TO CRACKER BARREL. NO? WELL DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? I REALLY NEED TO FIND IT! I SHOULD ASK THE STUDENTS?
LOOK! BALLOONS!
HEY YOU GUYS, COME HELP ME LOOK FOR DABO'S BINKY OK? WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER! IT WILL BE LIKE THAT TIME IN MIAMI WHEN THE COLOMBIANS DISMEMBERED OUR FRIEND WITH A CHAINSAW AND YOU GUYS CAME TO SAVE ME AND WE KILLED ALL OF THEM WE WORKED ON THAT GROUP PROJECT IN ANTHROPOLOGY ABOUT CUBAN REFUGEES!
OMG DID YOU FIND IT? WAIT I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!
HEY COACH - IS THIS ONE ON THE LEFT YOUR BINKY? B/C THESE TWO ON THE RIGHT ARE GOING HOME WITH ME. I NEED SOME HELP CLEANING OUT MY LITTER BOX AFTER I GOT REALLY HIGH AND ATE A BUNCH OF BEAN BURRITOS AND FRIED OKRA.
There was also a pretty intense football game with completely shitty officiating. Clemson pulled it out in the end and a good time was had by all. Except for the 50 Wake Forest fans. Apparently Bill Murray was in attendance and some senior got engaged. I had Dippin Dots and nachos so it was definitely a success. Seeing 8-Ball in person was the highlight of the trip for me - can you tell? The end.
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Did you rub the binky?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 13, 2011 12:21 PM EST reply actions
I thought the Dippin Dots and nachos would've been the highlights!
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A close second
I had to get vanilla Dippin Dots to share with the boy and they didn’t even HAVE mint chocolate chip :(
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by Anthropologal on Nov 13, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Did you bring a sign that said "FUCK CLEMSON - LOVE, EDSBS.COM"?
Also, the picture of Dabo leading the team out is pretty awesome.
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No but I should have
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by Anthropologal on Nov 13, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Not unless Boy is really big and likes fihtin'
Surprisingly, many Memorial Stadium denizens do not appreciate memes at the expense of their alma mater externalized self-image.
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by GwinnettGamecock on Nov 13, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah he wouldn't let me wear my
Geaux Tigers t-shirt and yell LSU – the real Tigers! So the sign was out of the question….
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by Anthropologal on Nov 13, 2011 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Troll hard in the paint.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Nov 14, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
2007 Clemson-FSU game
My buddy and I went in our UGA gear, and got surprisingly little shit for it. They really need to revive that rivalry before all of the hate fades away…
by QuietHourBackflips on Nov 14, 2011 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah they were pretty laid back fans overall
It was a much quieter scene than I’m used to when LSU has the early game.
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by Anthropologal on Nov 14, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
and now you have seen....
Auburn with the lake.
Did your buddy take you to the Esso Club?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
No but we passed by it
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by Anthropologal on Nov 14, 2011 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
I went to the esso club when we played in Clemson
It was okay but just crowded and bright and kind of hot. but if you like to drink bud light from a can it’s awesome
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Your experience may vary....
I went there with a Clemson alum who was buying the whiskey. Lots of whiskey.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Nov 14, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
I went after a 12:00 game, so it was probably about 4:00PM.
I don’t know what it’s like at other times of the day, but on that early September afternoon, I was less than impressed. There was this sweet roll away transformer bar thing though that had TVs and a roof. So there’s that.
I just felt like I was at someone else’s shitty tailgate but instead of drinking their beer I was paying $3-4 for a bud light. We left and went downtown to some pizza place and drank $1 high life and actually got to sit down and watch the TV.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Nov 14, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
The Esso Club done gone and got isself all fancy, servin' food and whatnot.
I preferred when it still looked more like a gas station, served 50 cent PBRs, didn’t serve food except for an occasional pack of nabs, and smelled like stale pukey beer.
^^typical grumbly old man response^^^^
My granddad was a "founding member" of the Esso Club
and by that I mean he used to get drunk at the gas station every day after work
by QuietHourBackflips on Nov 14, 2011 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But...
what kind of food did they have at the tailgates?
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