The BCS, it is a mess
A stinky slimy booger-fest
I asked for a playoff, for something more credible
Bill Hancock just laughed
Gave me a nickel, now I'm ineligible!
The BCS is spiteful, shallow and cruel
It's sweaty and ugly and covered in drool
It plots against all of us, don't you see?
It even made my dog Bear laugh at me!
It took my favorite Nintendo game
Gave my allowance to Notre Dame
It ate all my goodies, scarfed every last pretzel
Left me with no friends...well...except for Dan Wetzel