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The BCS Ate My Pretzel

The BCS, it is a mess

A stinky slimy booger-fest

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I asked for a playoff, for something more credible

Bill Hancock just laughed

Gave me a nickel, now I'm ineligible!

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The BCS is spiteful, shallow and cruel

It's sweaty and ugly and covered in drool

It plots against all of us, don't you see?

It even made my dog Bear laugh at me!

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It took my favorite Nintendo game

Gave my allowance to Notre Dame

It ate all my goodies, scarfed every last pretzel

Left me with no friends...well...except for Dan Wetzel

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THE END

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