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Didn't notice the very top at first.

But it made me laugh the hardest.

"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."

by TechDan on Oct 30, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Spurrier is proud

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Bottom Line.

Only if a remix of Baby I’m Burnin’ and Yaktey Sax blares in the background.

by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 30, 2011 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

LFMAO

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 30, 2011 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Request made: Lutzie catch gif

make it happen (PLZ)

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that was the play that epitomizes Kansas football this year

and in 10 years this team, and this team only, will get retroactive SUNBEAST membership.

Fuck Clemson and God Bless

by dudebrabroman on Oct 30, 2011 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

On my way back from the AU-OM game, I listened to the end of the USC Stanford game

This is what the USC announcers did to my ears:

They have quite possibly the worst radio broadcast I have ever listened to.

I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.

by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 30, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Petros?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that guy.

I just imagine it’s Fozzie Bear calling the game.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petros makes Fozzie look like Pryor.

I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin

by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the troops

that Montezuma sends to attack my cities in Civilization.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Montezuma is an asshole

Isabella is the worst though

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Oct 30, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you gotta love that when you throw bottles of his tequila,

they don’t shatter, just bounce.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

METH

Not even once.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negatives: consecutive losses to Fambly and UGA

Positives: only 4 games left to watch

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Oct 30, 2011 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry.

I’m sure the Charles will pull everything together for a strong finish in Novembwahahahahaha I’m sorry that was mean.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch them lose till FSU then blow them out.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooooooo. No. No no no. The Charles loses season-ending rivalry games by 30.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, grats on nuking Navy from orbit. You commies

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If the Navy is as bad at defending our country as they are at defense on a football field, we're in trouble.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The heartland doesn't understand the purpose of a Navy. That game was them voicing their discontent

at the federal spending on boats and shit

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They will be defending the heartland...

after Global Warming or that huge asteroid tidal wave.

Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen

by NewsDawg on Oct 30, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So I can blame Luke Fickell for "Party Rock Anthem"?

Just another drop in the bucket for my OSU hate.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim Bollman would like a word with you

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Coach Kill would like you to meet his happy stick

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Oct 30, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Figures

considering there’s not a whole lot of happy at Minnesota right now.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Minnesota has a bit of happy after yesterday.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Minnesota probably has loads of happy. Might even be a springboard to a few more wins

And rivalry wins are the sweetest.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat Iowa, Wisconsin lost, hockey swept at Anchorage to go 7-1-0 (4-0-0)?

If I had things my way, this would be a 100% pants-free day.

by Erik T on Oct 30, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

John Brantley is dead

Long live Jefoby Driskett.

Or Jaceff Briskel.

Ever watch DBZ as a kid? It’s kind of like that.

by Charles UF on Oct 30, 2011 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

We might as well

I mean he’s obviously still hurt and we have nothing else to play for this year. Except next year.

/sighs

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Oct 30, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Might become bowl eligible. There's that.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Oct 30, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, I predicted 6-6 to 7-5 this year so I'm not sure why I'm so disappointed

Probably because of the total lack of improvement anywhere, but who knows. I’m not very optimistic about next year either.

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Oct 30, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have 72 scholarship players.

You are not going to be very good until the roster gets replenished. Is Urban Meyer being left off the hook for such an empty roster? It’s like you guys just…. didn’t recruit one year or something.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I remember having a shitty roster left to a new regime.

Let me know how that works out.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that feel, bro.

Fuck Ty Willingham, forever and ever amen.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

That's a rec

to think Stanford let him be honorary captain for the AZ game.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

With injuries

It’s like we have 64 scholarship players.

by Charles UF on Oct 30, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough to support the Banjo-Kazooie offense.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we were going to start hitting up the crowd

to see who has eligibility and can throw the ball 10 yards without being in blinding pain.

by Charles UF on Oct 30, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can have Marquel Wade

After his suspension of course.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our starting QB was a TE

in 2010

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm watching him play against UK from last year.

He’s knocking people out while trying to slide.

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You have to feel for safeties when they played Cam or Tebow in college

Tackle a guy 40-50 pounds bigger than you running straight at you.

LOL NO SIR FU.

by Charles UF on Oct 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In 2008

Our starting QB was a traffic cone.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That season never happened.

I don’t think we even had a quarterback then

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Trying to reach Bubbaprog

There was a kickoff return for Clemson last night during which Sammy Watkins was tackled by his own blocker.

I believe it would make a fantastic .gif.

"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."

by TechDan on Oct 30, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Twitter is always the best place to find him but IIRC he does not archive games for very long so he may not have it.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just tried it.

Hopefully he has it.

"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."

by TechDan on Oct 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in honor of Chairman Coach Fickell Zedong

jagerbombs for lunch!

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GOOOOOD MORNING!!!!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 12:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Good Morning!

Have some SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that for a wedding?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did somebody say SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS?

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.

by Pariahwulfen on Oct 30, 2011 1:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HATE WEEK HATE WEEK YOUR CURRICULUM IS INSUFFICIENTLY RIGOROUS AND YOUR CHEERLEADERS ARE LACKING IN MORALITY

THEY SPOSED TO BE AAU!!!

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Oct 30, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good game Saturday. You guys have an impressive D & Jordan Rodgers is good

And sorry about Wade. He’ll be suspended. And glad your player isn’t hurt.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, we covered, that's all I was hoping for =)

We’re good enough to hang, but not yet good enough to make mistakes and recover from them. Maybe some of your comebacking skill will rub off on us the rest of the way ;]

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Oct 30, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat Florida! =)

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can't feel happy about beating Vandy, for several reasons

Our stupid ass play by Wade, our team looking like hot shit early again, Wilson probably as blue as a Smurf from bruises, and it’s Vandy.

I can’t hate Vandy. In fact, I like & root for Vandy.

Anyway, South Carolina fans around?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The layers, from top to bottom.

WALNUTS
MELTED CHOCOLATE
VANILLA CREAM
POPPY SEED SPONGE CAKE
CHERRY PRESERVES
COCOA SPONGE CAKE

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You had me with everything

but walnuts.

/turns up nose.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My stomach has a boner.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO WANT

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be in my bunk.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't kick that cake out of bed for leaving crumbs.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd kick it out of bed for not leaving crumbs

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL Eli Manning

If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left

by Burrito Electrico on Oct 30, 2011 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Cocks' Hate Week! Bring it Ol Ball Coach

I may not even tune in for first half cause we do fuckall in first halves this season. Maybe it’s all the damned morning games.

Four straight games starting at 11 to 11:21 am.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Cocks Hate Week?

Is that a feminist convention?

by mnHorn on Oct 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be as pleasurable as one....*sighs*

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on what Gray did to us yesterday

I am not looking forward to Denard. That is going to be brutal

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

...

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Ooooh. I like this game

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I play too.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

GAH.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

title

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

New favorite.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

C-C-C-C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ah. So it's the combo breaker game

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MOON

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lacks caption, but.... CROOM

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rune?

Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boone?

Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Troon

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Swoon.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you get the vapors?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always wanted to play there.

Properly liquored up on the local sauce.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sound like my dad...

one day…one day…

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wearing my "dad" pants.

Ate too much last night.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, its allowed.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my, yes

That will happen, and it will be glorious!

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

June?

Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Coon

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

----

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

.......

"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

...

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Favorite

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno how a honey bear can seem so menacing, but there it is.

@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall

by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I now assume all my condiments are out to get me.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Particularly the Sriracha.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll risk it though.

Worth it for Sriracha.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Death by Sriracha

sounds fantastic.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and you thought that blood red color came from chilis

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never had sriracha

must remedy.

…what is it?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vietnamese hot sauce.

It’s good on anything and everything.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Southeast Asian hot sauce.

It is a delightful thing.

I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost

by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is one of the best sauces out there.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ah, nice

Im getting in to hotter things, must give this a try

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Oct 30, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Not soon enough!

Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer

by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the Polar-Stu

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

dat be grane

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that one.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Western Kentucky is still blowing my mindhole.

If they win the Sun Belt….words don’t even exist for the wtfs.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Good old fashioned nightmare fuel

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kid across from Big Red thinks he's safe.

He’s wrong. Oh so wrong.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIG RED NEEDS TO FEED.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What happens when a blanx and Big Red see a food source they both want?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok Sproles. Any time to get work done would be fine

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Neighbor urchin? Late for what?

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to send over a gift basket

Filled with adderall-laced Lucky Charms

by emc503 on Oct 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ah. Have you looked into murder for hire?

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You rang?

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Paint the town red.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

who hasn't?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is why the Pacific NW might not be the worst place to live:

So much rain. Which translates to (1) poor weather precluding the neighbor urchin from going outside and screeching, and (2) barrels full of rain water tailor-made for dunking the moment the parents turn their backs.

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attn: Florida State fans.

Plz to advise on how to hate Wake Forest thx.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"Yo Wake, your mascot looks like a sadistic Quaker!"

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make it into paper

All of it

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right. Next week is "pretend to watch ND-Wake but actually watch Alabama-LSU" week and not a bye.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

People care enough about Wake Forest to hate it?

I laugh in your general direction ACC.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno.

Maybe they can be rivals with Syracuse or something.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Syracuse already has Auburn though

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wake Forest, Maryland, and Boston College.

Also known as the 2011 “Do You Have a Rival? Who Is It?” Tour.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In basketball and hockey, at least, we have a pretty good scrap with BC

At their current state, I’d think we’d have a good chance against them in football as well

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Syracuse & ND are both clearer on their rivals than Arkansas is

We claim Texas s our biggest rival but rarely play them.
LSU is probably our biggest conference rival….though now A&M & Missouri both will claim that.

Missouri is already beating the “We are at war with Arkansas. We have always been at war with Arkansas!” drums.

Guys, guys. There’s enough meth to go around!

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A&M is yes. Tbh most any team with the word Texas gets the hate going

“Texas Tech!? Kill ’em!” etc.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that we've had that many games

But until last year, UGA has had Arkansas’s number throughout their time in the SEC.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 30, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That just leaves Florida for us to finally beat

Tennessee had us for awhile till they imploded. This year could get ugly.

And don’t worry, we’ll pick you guys up when you’re back to being top 10.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it starts in 2014 but I'm excited

I saw we added TCU and started smiling! =)

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad you can't get them the weeks before we play them.

But good luck. You guys will need it.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fayetteville was the least methy SEC school I've been to.

not that that’s saying a lot.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the rest of the state

Fayetteville is like…a different world almost.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way, it's a nice place.

Not nearly enough vagrants for it to be compared to Athens or Austin.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

People are always confused when I say "we don't generally go off campus at ND"

They don’t quite grok the atmosphere of despair in South Bend.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Things I have seen:

Woman in a Hoverround cruising down Douglas Road, holding a baby like a football.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Power Hovering Game.

This is all just babytown frolics.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least it wasn't Jonas Gray

/fumbled

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once saw something similar

on the way to a high school game at Pebblebrook, near Atlanta. She was riding one of those childrens’ electric cars across the railroad tracks to a convenience store.

by Dawg from Canton on Oct 30, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, no, no no.... South Bend residents resent Notre Dame so much it's impossible to express.

Despite the fact that it’s probably the biggest employer in the city. Last I heard, it was 2nd behind the Hummer plant, and well… those jobs are probably gone now.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A hummer plant?

are you serious? The jokes just write themselves.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually now that I think about it, it may have been an actually HMMWV plant.

I forgot AM General’s HQ is there. They’re probably still the #1 employer.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like Evanston-Northwestern

Only more yuppie hate from the idiot townies

by emc503 on Oct 30, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What makes that weird is that a ton of Evanston residents went to NW already.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and the FLIP out about the school

Try to raise taxes on the utilities since university property isnt on the property tax rolls. Then they pull bullshit like the brothel law fiasco and everything goes to hell. It’s a bunch of spoiled assholes that want all the positives of having a university with none of the drawbacks. Unbelievably selfish on their part.

by emc503 on Oct 30, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is actually similar to the situation in East Lansing

Most of the residents despise that it’s a college town. The city openly refuses to hire any students interested in working for them, and more often than not, the council will do its best to ensure that student-friendly initiatives are shot down.

I genuinely don’t understand it, because not only would East Lansing simply not exist were it not for MSU, but it’s literally all the town has going for it. There is nothing else there. It consists of a nice downtown strip with college kid friendly restaurants and shops, student ghetto housing, and a mall. Unless it wants to start associating itself more with Lansing, and the very thought of that is laughable. Some of Lansing’s blight has leached into EL’s borders in recent years, and it’s pretty depressing.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

State College is the same way.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Residents hate the students,

The borough has been fighting developers over the downtown for the last 30 years. I know some residents hate to go down town for any reason because of the students.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't think ACTUAL PA residents lived in University Park and zoning wise figured it was like 90% students or faculty

What you say makes sense though, because Central PA residents may as well be from the most backwoods part of Alabama.

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pennsylvania: Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, Alabama in the middle.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

42,000 residents according to the Census.

There’s a fair amount of industry in the area, mostly due to the university being there.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is quite stupid. Makes me feel legitimately sorry for you guys.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ann Arbor does a fantastic job, I'll admit it

Things like the Taste of Ann Arbor, where all the restaurants on main street have discounts and student-friendly deals so they can try some of the more expensive food in the city? Fantastic. Ann Arbor art fair? Worlds ahead of what East Lansing puts on.

EL does a few festivals… but they’re all in the summer. THere’s a jazz fest, an art fest, and a blues fest. Why would they decide to hold these during the 4 month span when the population drops to a tenth of what it normally is? I don’t understand.

Decades ago, Grand River sported its own little movie theater, similar to the State or the Michigan theater in AA. The city had it closed down because of too many complaints.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Durham would really like to turn into Ann Arbor South or Athens North

we certainly have the vagrant population.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

EL hates MSU, for reasons passing understanding.

There is NOTHING else there. I just don’t get it.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Durham was like that. until Duke and a bunch of Duke grads started acquiring most of the downtown.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Errybody in Fort Worth tries to associate with TCU by incorporating purple in their signs and putting up TCU signs and banners

TCU actually trademarked a color of brick so that it’s easier to tell which buildings belong to the school and which don’t.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We've had varying town/gown relations

Recently we’ve had testy relations with a Boston neighborhood since we bought up a ton of land there that, thanks to the economic crisis, didn’t get developed as planned.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 30, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cambridge is mostly it's own municipality anyway, right?

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Cambridge relations are varying

At this point, between us and MIT, it’s not like they can do anything to anger the universities without killing themselves though.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 30, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

in MIT's case, literally

I mean, what’s the point of having a charged particle cannon if you don’t get to use it?

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cambridge is mostly profs and rich people?

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are some working-class pockets by MIT and towards Somerville

But “profs and rich people” is not a terribly inaccurate description.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 30, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Inman square

Ftw

"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."

by whiskey_soup on Oct 31, 2011 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. I don't believe it's that way in Lafayette/West La.

It might have something to do that the cities are ghost towns in the summer.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

there is not Lafayette though. it's like steppe with a college there.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lafayette has the IHOP. And Chumley's.

They have a purpose.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely not this way in Manhattan.

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'd get lost in the Ozarks & join the odd clans in the woods

Be careful driving backroads cause it is realistically possible to run across someone standing in their yard with a shotgun wondering why there are strangers on his land.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've encountered that in Atlanta

however, it probably wasn’t actually the man’s land.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I encountered the above in my (I think it was my) county

I was younger and it was in the willywags. My family was looking for an almost forgotten graveyard on Memorial Day.

After an hour meandering around we came upon this house nearly covered in vines with this old couple standing outside like they had heard our car and was all “We haven’t seen a live person since the census taker”.

They also looked to be deciding what stock to cook us with.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's unbelievably boring.

I thought I-65 was boring. I was wrong.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Highlight of the trip was a billboard that read

“IF YOU DIED TODAY, WHERE WOULD YOU SPEND ETERNITY?”

My cousin promptly floored it and said "Not fucking Arkansas, that’s for sure.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You don't know boring until you've driven the 402 from Port Huron until it merges with the 401.

There’s just… nothing. Not even gas stations at most of the exits that are every 20 km or so.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, like any good American, I dunno how far 20 km is in miles!

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but seriously

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

2/3 mile for a kilometer is decent for estimating short distances.

It’s actually about 1.6 kilometers in a mile.

So, 20 km would be about 12.5 miles

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll stick to measuring things in miles.

I don’t know how often I’ll think of something being 12 1/2 miles away

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

kilometers are good for tellin HQ how far away Charlie is

and your platoon how many clicks to the LZ, otherwise #TEAMMILES

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by North 2 on Oct 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My scariest was in a small town in NW Arkansas

Stopped at a convenience store that was almost deserted. The store was next to a thrift shop and both had mannequins in full dress throughout.

And the worst was the butcher behind the counter slicing meat. He had this look like the meat had given him a personal insult.

We GTFO stat!

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only time I've done that stretch is at night.

So I don’t think I got quite the full effect of the desolation. Western Arkansas is pretty, though.

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by SpartanDan on Oct 31, 2011 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

The more I drive through the South, the more I am convinced of this fact:

The two scariest words in the English language are “Who you?”

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by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nope.

And I believe that’s the joke.

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by MagnaCarterGT on Oct 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh. Burrito Bros. Shit is about to lose his mind.

Yo Gabba Gabbert out of the game on a late hit.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This hangover

Is about to die

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

did it get a text message from chirs rainey?

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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Its shift on a Dallas street corner starts at 1

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Change of Palate Dept

Watching the No Fun League not doing much take mind off tough USC loss
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by SKLM on Oct 30, 2011 1:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Don't forget the underpass.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you okay dude?

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should be very upset today

But for some reason, I’m just kind of…blah.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stanford = Who we thought they were

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albino can attest to this

But Halloween and Homecoming week intersecting is going to lead to bad bad things

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Halloween tomorrow. Hobo Week also starts tomorrow.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I wish Americans had the same appreciation for live music that Europeans do. Watching Muse live at Glastonbury, Absolutely phenomenal

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm going to save everyone time and say that I disagree with this statement.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This may have been worded a little wrong

I meant to say crowds are fun to watch at those festivals. But nothing and I mean nothing compares to Rock in Rio videos.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally disagree with our supposed lack of that.

I’ll take a Blue Bros roadhouse where band is behind chicken wire & playing rockabilly over anything else.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God i hope it's football

Kind of like those pee wee league exhibitions.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

BASEketball.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude, I'd give other peoples money to have a real BASEketball league

And a return of Slamball.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wisconsin played a game of Rollerball last night.

Or, at least they were playing a team wearing rollerball jerseys.

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by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope Slamball resurrects as a result of the lock out

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LOVE YOU FOLKS

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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure what to think of this

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

everything this morning in ohio is just covered in sparkles and joy and fuzzies and joy

figured i’d share.

This is all just babytown frolics.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was considerate of the B1G to eliminate even the smallest chance of a team in the title game

Unless Penn State wins out.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and Nebraska. Though they lost to Wisconsin.

As opposed to Penn State who gets a pass cause their loss was to Bama.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is this.

It looks like someone tried to make an Ohio pop tart and failed.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 30, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOJO, you need to have more than 22 yards right now.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rams D has 13pts against me.

Eff

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid to check how badly I'm doing

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My team is horrendous

I don’t know why I follow it.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm unbeaten

But every week I have to sweat it out. My largest margin of victory this year is 12

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had a bunch of close losses.

It’s infuriating.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 11 yard reception was nice. now score.

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pray... for... MOJO...

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, this is a great Saturday morning.

Can’t wait to turn on Gameday, then get settled in and ready to see a really well-played, competitive game between K-State and Oklahoma. How are you all doing this wonderful day?

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I've got about an hour until I watch Iowa convincingly get Floyd back

So I’m watching Auburn until then

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm getting sufficiently floored in the parking lot

to make the Gophers’ drubbing more tolerable.

by mnHorn on Oct 30, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm ready for Virginia Tech's scrimmage against Duke

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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hah

hahahaha

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I looks like Michigan State has really turned the corner.

After all, they beat Wisconsin!

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Eh, I'm over it.

JLS training has kicked in. 3-1 in that kind of schedule? I’m okay with it. And besides, we still have a chance at getting to Indianapolis anyway.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think whoever doesn't dicktrip at Iowa goes.

So, it’s you.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possibly.

The Michigan-Nebraska game will be a big deciding factor as well. POINT AT PELLINI UNTIL HE GETS UNCOMFORTABLE AND MESSES THINGS UP.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

More like pray Martinez passes more than Denard.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

OSU still has a chance...

They should get healthy with Indiana and Purdue, before big games against PSU and Michigan

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're in the Why is Wisconsin Here division, not the Where's Wisconsin division.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, I know :-)

Also, I have been banned from watching Wisconsin games with my friend from Milwaukee. I watched last week at his house, and this week at a bar in Jacksonville- apparently, when we watch together, Wisconsin gets beat late on long TD passes

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your friend is wise.

Two games is sufficiently significant for these purposes.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, wanna watch UM games once you move in?

LOL

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

Sure. What could go wrong that hasn’t already?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE RE-GERGENING?

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

/grinchsmile.gif

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're an evil evil man.

i love you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CUT THAT OUT.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, hai!

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did your team appear in Starship Troopers?

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mane, MikeLew hate ProCombat purp

Also, DON’T RUSH THE GORRAM FIELD, THREE SECONDS AFTER I MOCK GA TECH FOR DOING THAT, ASSHOLE STUDENTS

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We're allowed to rush the field this year if we beat you guys right?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it happens, I'll be too raegy or blind drunk to care

But sure, why the hell not.

After all, the last time y’all won, Facebook hadn’t been invented, and iPods looked like this:

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

excellent

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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO SHIT.

I mean, if we beat you in November, it’s acceptable- it’s been a while.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is beating an FAS-riddled version of your rival really cause for celebration?

I understand that hate rules all, but every hero is measured by his arch-villain.

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAIS.

If we win, I’m calling in drunk for the remainder of the year.

/Columbus delenda est.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect you'll be a happy (drunk) Blanx, then.

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, mighty Ohio State, threeve time Big Ten Champions

rushed the field after a victory over a historically inferior opponent?

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is a student exercise iniative

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I was angry

Also, had to deal with friends giving me shit, since I’d just said “Tech, you’re better than that, have some damn pride.”

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man.

Even K-State doesn’t rush.

That’s sad.

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO. NOT EVEN DAVE BRANDON IS THAT FUCKING STUPID.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Maybe we can free up some space in the budget and just pay him with pizzas.."

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go lose to North Dakota again.

No, I don’t care which sport.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNUD

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE ARE THE WOLVERBEES!

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

#NotoriousTOB4Michigan

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, he is a much better cultural fit at ND.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're the bestest friend evah!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do my best-

and at least I bought beer both times!

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things I want to happen:

1) Michigan beats Nebraska to give them two conference losses
2) OSU beats Michigan to give them two conference losses
3) We don’t dick trip against Iowa.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Things I want to happen

1) OSU beats Michigan because, duh
2) OSU beats PSU
3) Wisconsin beats PSU
4) OSU avoids another Purdue Harbor and does not dicktrip against Indiana

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OSU-UM might end up not being the complete dumpster fire I thought it would be at the beginning of the season

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except it will be a relevant dumpster fire.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

With rocket boosters attached to it.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so like a flying dumpster fire?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two flying, flaming dumpsters doing battle over the skies of Ann Arbor.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Over the skies?

You’re suggesting PASSING? LOL

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both offensive coordinators are stupid enough to do this and you know it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/sigh

Hey, OSU had positive contributions from the passing game this week! Should have been a lot more, except on the first damn drive, the receiver decided that a ball hitting him square in the facemask was preferable to a 60 yard completion

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember that. That was funny.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed, too

Had it happened in the 3rd quarter, I would not have laughed

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comme ca?

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

weeeeeeeeeee!

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Scott! I must be careful lest I reveal too much!

This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh please

Next you’ll tell me that Clemson didn’t win 10 national championships.

/Fuck Northwestern

by Gaknar on Oct 30, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sober and with no hope at all against a solid Cal team

Maynard had thrown for at least 200 yards every game, he’s gonna shred us.

by bruinM on Oct 30, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

For some reason, I'm worried about Michigan's scrimmage today.

I hope no one gets hurt.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doing fine so far

but, seriously, we’re going to get our shit stomped in by Clemson tonight.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Oct 30, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

After beating West Virginia

Who else in the Big East could possibly beat us?

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

IT'S A TRAP

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Oct 30, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TO FLY DOWN JUST TO PUNCH YOU AND THEN LEAVE

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are emergency medical technicians standing by?

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Giants making Reggie Bush look like a real running back. Lol

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

LULZ

/looks at navy box score
///DOUBLE LLULZ

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

JIG

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck are the Rams doing?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

winning?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

their paychecks must have cleared this week.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking with my fantasy team.

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Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they doing things?

That would be…different.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

recity rec rec

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This will let me see his inner thoughts.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

woah. hello microphones motherfucker

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I am off to the fountain of margaritas

I fully expect to return home with this tattooed somewhere on my body.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

not hammond?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's already got that one.

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Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And you don't want to know where.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

as long as it uh, doesn't um..get bigger at certain times, I kinda do.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know nothing Jon Snow.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he better prove it!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be careful.

The Charles tattoo across my entire back is going to be a bitch to have removed.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is why you stay in the North isn't it?

So you don’t have to take your shirt off.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not outdoors at least...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there aren't mirrors in the bedroom.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, I know those aren't mirrors.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewwwwww

one way glass?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you wonder where they keep Tom Hammond the other six days of the week?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't until NOW.

I THOUGHT he was at Truffle’s place.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't they have some special Catacombs for Tommy Boy?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Look, Truffle's relationship with Tom is real.

You make it sound like Truffle is exploiting Tom, that Tom doesn’t know better. But he LOVES him, he really does!

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He better since Tom is Truffle's daddy.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, in that case, that's just sick.

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

did that mirror just sneeze?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They are just not on the ceiling honey...because well...i couldn't find any blocking at the right spacing

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

did it come with gold pants?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

for a car?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, just a "test drive".

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

for like 30K miles right?

and a chick? she’s part of the test drive too, right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Test driving chicks? Hmm?

/perks up

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

meanwhile this DR PEPPER tattoo means i'll never not be HAVING A REAL GOOD TIME

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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WHY?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm hoping papa was like the mixologist

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"indeed."

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i wish man

dude wanted gmy gold pants and a free golf lesson…i don’t even play golf :(

by broski on Oct 30, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you know people right!?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

do golden bears count as people?

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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 30, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um.
Start Crist, sit Rees, bring back Crist, two years play Kiel *

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

we gardena in geardagum

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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

þéodcyninga þrym gefrúnon·

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooooo

They’re going to kidnap Gunner Kiel?

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

something like that

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nap or gym?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

cook for me...slacker.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a sunday, nap.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME!

LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME! LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME!

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got back from there. 'Twas yummy

Latkes were likewise excellent.

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by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

those blintzes were terrible

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by alex henery's foot on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Strong Belwas?

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if he lets them cut him once

Otherwise, how will counting the scars let you know how many men he killed?

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

45 minutes for Latkes

but worth it

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So break up girl looking for the rebound and my roommate looking for an easy lay had a falling out

I am shocked. Just. Shocked

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

but are you still going to get food?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not sure

But now I’m the one getting the “can you come and pick me up” type texts. I’m going to be as ignorant as possible on this one
/Do not want

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLLEGE DRAMA

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't do it.

please don’t do it. there are cab companies…it’s ok.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did this morning because I was the only one up and her car was still here

but yeah…

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's when you just don't talk in the car at all on the way back. silence is best

TRUST ME

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse than Groundhog Day.

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/clicked

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST MARRY HER ALREADY

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're one to talk...

/knows nothing
//talking shit

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like he saw the lamp and the extension cord behind the couch.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

kisses

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, too?

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by Joey C. on Oct 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALRIGHT!

WHICH OF YOU PEOPLE STARTEDSHIT NDNATION SAYS?

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 3:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ACS claims it wasn't him.

So, I’m betting it was KG. Ask him when he wakes up.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

pastymick is right. It's mostly poot and ndtex from HLS.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody elses Intrazweb acting up?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Why yes. Benching Steven Jackson for Darren Sproles is a brilliant idea

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley? Farveereeh?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

blanx hungry.

Time to leave office, and forage.

/hide yo’ kids.

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by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

/locks doors

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

/makes offering

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You eat kids too?

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody is 2 things, all the time.

1) Somebody’s kids
2) Food.

He said my colon was as pink as the Vatican marble.

by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared Lorenzen agrees

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wanted the Raiders

To put together a backfield of Lorenzen, JaMarcus Russell, and LenDale White- call it the Hambone.

How can you stop the Hambone? 4 yards and a cloud of meat-sweat.

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by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stop the Hambone?

Build buffets around the stadium.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coach?

Mangino, natch.

We’ll bring Aaron Gibson out of retirement to be a guard.

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by blanx73 on Oct 30, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is Shawn Kemp considering switching sports?

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

David Wells, CC Sabathia as backup QBs

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gotta have the decided schematic advantage-

Weis as OC

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You know what I like about the NFL?

I have no emotional investment in it whatsoever, so I can just watch football without getting kicked in the dick FUCK YOU TEDFORD YOU OVERPAID PIECE OF SHIT

I guess I am still unhappy over what happened yesterday.

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Glen Mason was 2008-2010

This is past that.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean jettisoning an apparently underperforming and long-tenured coach.

I’m not saying you shouldn’t do it, but make sure you have a plan forward.

by Erik T on Oct 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you go by nearly any other measure with the exception of marketing,

the Cal AD is working at an extremely high level. I wouldn’t trust anyone to hire Tedford’s successor, but if I did I would trust Sandy Barbour.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean hiring a guy just because this one time he recruited Vince Young

isn’t a plan?

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by thechuck_2112 on Oct 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow Tony Sparano

checkdown to the flat on 3rd and 30 down three points on the last play before the two minute warning.

NFL football at its finest, right there.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

They really want Andrew Luck.

Somebody better warn Sparano that he won’t get to coach him, though.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yessir

NFL’s spreadin the football around.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And the NFLAIDS.

CANADA IS NO LONGER SAFE.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Go Fightin' Canucks

And the Rams are about to beat New Orleans.

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by Burrito Electrico on Oct 30, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bwahahahaha, LOLPanthers

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

'Them!' is on.

One of the best 1950’s atomic mutant movies evar.

by bevonyc on Oct 30, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Them! is a classic.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Homemade crabcakes.

Tum

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yum

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for you

Just heard Machinehead’s Locust for the first time. I’m a big fan

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course it is.

The entire album is epic.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to check it out

I only have a few songs by them. And their cover of Hallowed Be Thy Name is pretty fantastic too

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

All 7 songs on the album "Unto The Locust" are just great songs.

“The Blackening” was rather kickass too.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to get into more real metal like them

Any other suggestions?

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

Baroness – stoner metal
God Forbid – Thrash/death metal
Iced Earth – Power/thrash metal
Warbringer – Thrash metal
Devin Townsend’s stuff – metal/?
Gojira – death-prog metal

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've heard of God Forbid and iced Earth

Thanks though. I’ll have to check these out

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have band shirt of God Forbid with a pentagram over Africa saying "The Real Black Metal"

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice dude

I badly wanted Suicide Silence’s tour shirt a few years ago.
All it said was “Pipe Layers 666”

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long ago I had some Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus shirts.

I’m sure my mom burned them or something.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't doubt it

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jazzy death metal?

Jazzy death metal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaoYJLKG03o

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just buy Alive in Athens by Iced Earth. Best live album I've ever heard in any genre.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lions let Tim Tebow throw a touchdown pass on the opening drive.

I’m going to go slit my wrists. Because this shit is gonna suck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL NOPE

I thought that was a sure challenge win.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shift-A.

Michigan fans continue to hope to be Notre Dame fans when they grow up.

I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost

by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Plz to haz the Blanx dine on Michigan's fanbase.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except piped in music needs to not suck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think there's a music choice that's going to make everyone happy.

Then again, it’s a character flaw for Michigan fans to be happy about anything.

I’m more frustrated by the level of SERIOUS BUSINESS RAGE that goes into this.

I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost

by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's what I want. Originality.

Let’s develop an identity for Michigan Stadium’s music. I despise sounding like every other stadium in the country.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So no Sandstorm?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pipe in Boomer Sooner, just for the fuck of it.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to pipe in techno at ND

The geezer butthurt would be magnificent.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had it my way, I'd pump in J-Pop for the same reason.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or.

Something like dis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaoYJLKG03o

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll allow it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything is good.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I finally just saw Houston's box score

My. God.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Jags kept it close.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no. Cougars

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Yeah, Keenum desexed them.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stafford looks gimpy jogging onto the field.

This is not good.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Two completions is though.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Titus Young.

Getting his Jeremy Gallon on.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stealth, motherfucker.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I literally said "WHAT?!? when he caught it.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

R.I.P. Mustacheovich, 2011-2011

“When you have a stache…you order crepes off menus. It’s mandatory.”

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 4:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Crepes sound good.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit. Titus Young was ridiculously open.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Do tell.

And just start staring at people and growl if they dont move. That’ll get a quick response.

by emc503 on Oct 30, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did not [REDACTED] today.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Do Cartman when he dressed like him.

I am too lazy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why thank you CBS I really want to watch to teams I don't like play.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

NO YOU MUST WATCH THE TEBOW.

MY GOD A 15 YARD PASS I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A THING.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am stuck with Tom Brady Hair vs Stillers

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guh.

Go meteor.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Still waiting.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

/overthrow

//sacked

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Lord said,

“You shall not go through your progressions, for checkdowns are an abomination unto you. Verily, you shall just panic and take off running for no gain.”

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stephen Tulloch trolling hard in the backfield.

Tebow’d Tebow.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wow

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I infinitely rec this?

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never mind the concern about Stafford's ankle.

That was a nice run.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, is Denver's run defense so bad that the Lions can run on them with Maurice Morris?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Splendid.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Suh converted Teboq to voodoo yet?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. Suh isn't usually the one who ends up with sacks on our defense.

Usually b/c he’s double-teamed and Corey Williams, Cliff Avril, or Kyle Vandenboesch get loose.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avril might be the 5th-biggest name on the Lions' DL, largely due to his pre-NFL anonymity.

But he might make the most plays of all of them.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He came directly out of a black hole.

And was drafted.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yup, he's been tremendous the last 2 years.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes me smile.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats the late game tonight?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Philly-Dallas

/mdwm

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas/Philly

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will point out that

Philly can go fuck itself with a bag of caffeinated honey badgers.

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by Burrito Electrico on Oct 30, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know a Philly fan i must troll.

Who is also a Syracuse fan.
So double trolling.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmmm

Not me!

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is also the biggest dick I have ever known.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omar Epps looks happy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Week 10 Fantasy Football Breakdown.

Going into the last week, here is the playoff picture in EDSBS Fantasy Football

Son of a Galloping Ghost and Craig James Dead Hooker Society are on top of the league at 8-1. Depending on tiebreakers, the seeding is variable. If head to head, then Son of a Galloping Ghost has already clinched the #1 overall seed. If points, then Craig James needs to outscore Galloping Ghost by 27.1 points next week to take the #1 seed along with a win. Galloping Ghost plays Clownfrauds, Craig James plays Kiffindor.

The only team with a chance to take the #2 seed from Frank Beamer, who is 7-2. He needs to win and score 39.2 points more than Craig James to pass him. It is not possible for him to pass Galloping Ghost on points unless a miracle happens.

Pelini Brothers is 4th right now at 6-3.

There are 7 teams at 5-4. 4 of these teams can make the playoffs. Everyone at 4-5 is still technically alive as well. Here is the breakdown of who is guaranteed a playoff spot and who is not:

In No Matter What:
Son of a Galloping Ghost
Craig James Dead Hooker Society
Frank Beamer’s Silly Putty Chin

Out No Matter What:
Clownfrauds
I am also JC001
I hate Joe Bauserman
Pointing at Things
Captain Farrel’s Band of Footmen
Will Hill’s Baby Momma’s – Underperformer of the year

That means 12 teams are playing for a spot on Saturday.

4 5-4 teams are playing each other on Saturday. That will assure us that there will be 2 6-4 teams at least. However. due to 3 5-4 teams playing other teams with better or worse records, that means 6-4 is not a magic mark. It is still possible for 5-5 to make the playoffs. It is also possible that JUST being 6-4 is not enough.

by Nick Petrilli on Oct 30, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So. Much. Click Clack

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

'preciate that.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Jeff Tedford directs Muppet Movie

//Muppet Movie inexplicably falls well short of expectations, starting out with significant promise then committing an obvious gaffe before sliding into mediocrity

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

or, like a Lane Kiffin production, starts out hated by man inexplicably, but then goes forth and gains momentum.

/ until people remember why they hate him.
// and the original derps come back to haunt him.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dump off pass in traffic?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Rapelesburger holds on to the ball forever

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

and a pick

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

......................... yep.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

so um...i got nothing

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Crab cake?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope. im psuedo cooking right now

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok.

I found a can of crabmeat in the fridge and make crab cakes.
Still have a few.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

tease.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ease.

Its not like I am talkin bout [REDACTED]
I made food that was tasty and still has some.
/throws crab cake at chloe

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

crab cake only makes it to Louisiana.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.....

Its on the wall……
In my living room….

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

figures.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should try throwing it outside.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

5% of the ECU DB's have 60% of the Interceptions.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Occupy CUSA?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well there will be a lot of room....

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But is it overcrowded?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure about C-USA but compared to Big East basketball

Manhattan isn’t crowded at all

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL NO

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, lol no.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I have to?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

TONY. SCHEFFLER. BITCH.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Fake spike followed by a fake Tebow Denard. Nice celebration.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then he trolls the fuck out of Denver with his celebration.

Fake spike. Fake Tebowing. Mile High Salutes Calvin Johnson.

Top marks, good sir.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interception?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turned the wrong way to hand it off

So Marshawn Lynch never got a good hold on it and fumbled

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Oct 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't remember them either.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hint: Pete Carroll is the coach.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coach, sensei, cheerleader, mentor

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Free agency this year moved was crazy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Got that playbook down pat I see.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Schad has learned that Bill Belichek does not enjoy small talk

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm glad the CBS guys just called out the douchey

“PITTSBURGH STEELERS HARD NOSED FOOTBALL” bullshit. First, one type of football isn’t more “hard nosed”, second, if one is, it isn’t passing every play like the Steelers do

#LUNCHPAILMENTALITY!!!!!!1

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Motor that never stops coach on the field give 110 percent possesion reciever

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

gritty gritty gritty

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

White speed receiver?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hardnosed intelligent saftey

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Athletic white QB

Black possession reciever

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

humble family man no ego goes the extra milk

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra milk?

Tom O’Brien thinks this calls for a celebration.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brian Kelly recommends that you get that chocolate milk.

I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost

by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

more than once if need be

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strawberry milk.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Declan Sullivan can't say what his favorite flavor of milk is.

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

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by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

...?...

this again?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't feed the trolls, Tracy

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

mile. but drinks milk as it does a body good

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NDNation says that that "Milk" movie was out of line

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-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Life doesn’t suck!

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

please, evidence sir

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is alive.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna need some facts.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doing science.

And he is still alive.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTFM

Doing science. engineering.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe soon.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

fingers crossed

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But still alive?

And maybe cake?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Engineering is the application of science to build something.

@papaalphakilo
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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't have to be building...and its just application of science and logic

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what serious?

can’t be.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The science mentioned in the song may or may not end in death.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

love it

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha.

I know way better ways to piss off my dad. but then mine’s an engineer too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

strong point

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Sandler needs to stop making movies

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So say we all.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

AYE, MATEYS.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

plz to happen

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed so much

seeing him make this shit would be like seeing Jordan come out today and play 14 minutes a game and average 2 points.

Not saying Sandler was the Jordan of comedies, but Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Waterboy are Jordanesque compared to the shit he trots out there today

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

I even liked the Longest Yard remake. But now he’s trying to do kids movies and it’s just not good.

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

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"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew miami would not hold on

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

My Fantasy team sucks ass

I know each of you care deeply about this

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-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

RAGE.

RABBLE RABLLE BURN THE THINGS

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My team doesn't

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

After investigation and scientific testing

I have confirmed that I do not give one lukewarm shit about fantasy football.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe, but you know you care DEEPLY about MY fantasy team

Haven’t we all met that guy?

You know what a consultant is, don't you? A consultant is a guy that knows 100 different sex positions but doesn't know a woman.
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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that your type?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lenny Kravitz is a good looking man

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Write a 10 page report, on my desk by 8:00 AM EST tomorrow.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm interested to know what mindless things you do care about...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sports.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Redacted]

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

in addition to this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Video games?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes.

But I don’t care for Auburn.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like trucks.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Booze, music, women, football

Just a complete waste of time

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in that order always though right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Football is usually first

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on proximity.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

same here.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tv closer than boobs = Footbaw

Boobs closer than TV = Doing something I don’t like for a great payoff later.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

boobs are always closer than tv for me.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Where are the booze, music, and video james then?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

music for ome on ipod

booze in kitchen
no vidja games

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Music on laptop, booze in hand, video james on laptop.

High life for sure.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you feeling any better after last week?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sawwy.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinosaurs, Trains, MST3K & Rifftrax

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

My own research corroborates this

Maybe I’m just too lazy to put forth the effort. I dunno. But I’ve just never managed to care enough.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My team is actually having like, its best game of the season so far.

Purple Jesus, Steve Smith, the SF defense ftw.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have four

One is 6-1 & rolling in the league people thought I would lose. Rest are about 4-3.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tower Heist doesn't look horrible.

Am I concussed?

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought the same thing

looks like it has potential

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-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But could easily become a steaming ball of shit.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You must be.

Looks awful.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seen was somewhat amusing

What’s it rated?

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it PG13?

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honor Code Violation

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-Erk Russell

by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe

I think if it was R it’d be better. But I don’t really remember the last R rated movie Stiller was in. So..yeah…

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tropic Thunder?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ah right

I loved that movie

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was a very solid movie.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

RDJ was just fantastic

So was Tom Cruise

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

McConaughey was decent in it.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never go all the way Dabo

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Oct 30, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This head movie makes my eyes rain!

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-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

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"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it has Eddie Murphy, Matthew Broderick & Ben Stiller

All three used to be good & here’s hoping they will be good again.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My newish neighbors are browns fans.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, then they'll be well-supplied with booze

and quite used to dealing with terrible football

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a Hillis jersey for their kid.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo Hillis!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obligatory.

“If I ever got excited about going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face because I’m lying.” -Ichiro Suzuki

I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost

by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Is that real?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.
To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, yes.

It’s very real.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Came from a couple years back

When the Indians and Mariners had their opening series completely snowed out. The Indians then had to play the second home series of the season in Milwaukee, which has a retractable roof.

That was Seattle’s only trip to Cleveland that year, so they had to make up games when both teams had scheduled off days. They played 3 in Cleveland, and tacked on the last Cleveland “home” game of the series to a game in Seattle, making it a day-night doubleheader, where the Indians were home one game and away one game, despite both being in Safeco.

Fun fact about that season- the Indians won the series against the Angels in Milwaukee, and won the “home” game in Seattle, making them the only team to ever win home games in three different stadia in one year.

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

this is too fucking good

by willbechampions on Oct 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT IS NOT INTERMISSION IT IS HALF TIME

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Buffalo. Making the Redskins look even worse.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Alternately: Washington. Making Buffalo look slightly better.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My fathers middle name is Lewis.

My middle name is Louis.
I am also a Jr. and therefore should have the same name as him.
Guess my fathers BAC when I was born!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe the nurse couldn't spell?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the wrong middle name on drivers license, becasue I derped hard at the DMV.

Duke University Hospital has nurses who can’t spell?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

um...it's still in the carolinas.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not everyone in the Carolinas can't spell like me.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem

Nurses aren’t the ones who fill out the birth certificate forms. So don’t try to blame us for parental stupidity and/or drunkenness.

/many parents can’t spell. This is both a professional observation and a scientific fact.

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I can blame my dad then?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's the one who filled out your birth certificate paperwork

then yes.

/Maybe he just likes the name Louis better?
//Wouldn’t be the 1st Jr I’ve seen with a different name than the dad
///people are dumb, yo

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was my dad, as my mom was out of it as the tale goes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorked out moms are responsible for many name derps as well

It happens.

It’s the non-impaired parents who name their kids AhmmandÉ™ or something that drive me nuts.

Me: “Amanda, that’s pretty.” [writes name on crib card]
Them: “You spelled it wrong.”
Me: (not out loud) “No, I spelled it right. You spelled it wrong and I hope you fail less at parenting than you do at spelling.”

/this is why I always ask them to spell it. Even if it’s something like “Bob” someone will find a way to fuck it up.

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, leave poor Bhaobh alone.

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by jonfmorse on Oct 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough y's

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a guy named "Junior"

It’s his first name. He is from Alabama.

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does have #88 tattooed on him somewhere?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I'm aware of.

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Junior is a perfectly cromulent name if you're like, from Brazil.

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

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Come...Smoke with the Priest

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Feelin good

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh Tony. Good luck.

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME OF THE CENTURY

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

OF THE WEEK.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRST GAME OF THE CENTURY IN FIVE YEARS

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pete Carroll Derp.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

fuk the wut is that

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seattle 4th & 2 from Bengal 3rd line, no time outs, 14 seconds left

2 yard run. Seahawks players decide “hey, even though the clock is running with 8 seconds left, we’re gonna try to fight Bengals rather than score a touchdown”

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by Old South on Oct 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The margaritas were delivered in one shot increments, I had 18.

One was mango, two were pomegranate, some had hot peppers, one had cinimman sugar, and one even had pickles (PICKLES!). There were hot mexican women (two of which gave me a t-shirt, VICTORY!) and an Andy Dalton lookalike. The Andy Dalton lookalike was wearing a neon yellow polo shirt and it clashed magnificently with his ginger hair. The Dalton clone entered a hool-a-hoop contest in which he lost to a girl that was in no way possible old enough to drink (actually, there was no way she was older than a sophomore in high school). This girl was then rewarded for moving her hips in front of the crowd with a regular sized margarita, rather than the one shot increments that were handed out to the masses. No one had a problem with any of this. Fun was had by all.

/suffienctly drunj
//opens high-life
///please Romo, fail masterfully tonight.
////GOD. BLESS. TEXAS.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You are living the life. Congratualtions.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you had a real good time.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

/needs to move further north

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have one down here too you know...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

A CHALLENGER APPEARS: LA PLAYA MAYA

/if your a restaurateur in the DFW area, give your place a Mexican name and staff it with attractive Mexican women and people like Truffle will flock to it

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this just makes me think you should move to san antonio

since basically all the staff is latinas no matter the restaurant.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's been Halloween for like four days.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

I seriuosly haven’t noticed at all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rocky Horror Auto-rec

Hey, let’s cast this using head coaches!

Lane Kiffin is Brad Majors

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Similar enough?

Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Short and creepy?

I’ll allow it.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Short and creepy?

Leave me out of this.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

honey you're not the only around here who fits this

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But we're not!

Tall people are awesome!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

…stop looking at me like that.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm short but not drunk engough to be creepy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm?


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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh shit.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's... wow.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Oh, well played.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

title clicked

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one was rather scary.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twin sons of different Muthas??

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Huge picture is huge

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has huge hair.

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite holiday.

Looking forward tot he parade tomorrow.

by bevonyc on Oct 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Avril.

The creature from the void.

Nicely done.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LET'S HAVE A HERP DERP TIME

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thar Teblows

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opening betting lines are up...

Bama favored by 4 in this game of the century of the year.
Florida favored by 11 against Vandy
Arizona State favored by 13.5 against UCLA
Notre Dame favored by 14 against Wake Forest
Oklahoma State favored by 21.5 against Kansas State

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wow KSU

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

At home?

Furk.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

TO THE TOP!

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Southern Miss has been cruising. They could definitely beat that spread.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shame to losing to them.

They are a great team.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hopefully they can hold on to Fedora

He’s going to get picked up by some other team at some point.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is a case where team pulled a Mason and got it right

Which doesn’t happen that often…but glad Fedora is doing a good job to break Southern Miss out of “7-9 win, solid” team range to a team that can win the conference and beyond.

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

On the road against a team that can pass well.

Do not want.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

One of the Michigan teams will dicktrip at Iowa.

It has been foretold.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Probably both.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is completely possible.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm taking Les and the points.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hat's got them right where he wants them.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'll happily take the points in that Florida-Vandy game.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

21 1/2?!

No way in hell.

Also, Florida -11 looks highly suspect, too.

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by The Missing T on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oregon -16.5 at UW

And their two Heisman contenders, well UW has 2 Heisman contenders if you listen to their fans.

Also they have a chance at the Rose Bowl apparently.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Polk

FSN announcers last night called Polk the best RB in the Pac-12.

Yeah, nope.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The nose tackle.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Wake for stupid upset picks

But I already scored big with Wake once this year, probably stupid to push my luck with them.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Oct 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be all over that Florida/Vandy spread if I was a betting man.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen no Clemson gear today,

Thank you Gawja Techies thank you.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

No flags, magnets, or anything. The only orange I saw yesterday was on the trees and even it’s falling off the bandwagon.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Oct 31, 2011 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sad-O-Crack-O-Lantern

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jubilated.

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Flying Dwyer!

Wwwweeeeeee!

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never played any Final Fantasy,

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Do so, immediately.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

tha fuck?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've played VIII, IX & X. And some of FF Tactics. I couldn't get into VII

Breath Of Fire III is still my fav console rpg.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the building where I work.

I lol’d.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get a tiny shiver. I like

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. Makes me nostalgic.

But if you look closely in the last ad, you’ll see a SMART bus making a left turn in the city.

Fun fact: SMART is not allowed to pick people up within Detroit city limits due to dysfunctional local political bickering.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pink haired male steeler fans. Ewwwwwwwww

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Stiller fan showing pride I see.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember the other day when I said the Steelers had the largest white trash fan contingent?

Yeah.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What the hell?

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

vomit

this looks like a promotion for a neti pot

by willbechampions on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

another reason to keep the helmet on.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently his fancy-pants Stanford professors never taught him how to use a tissue.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hell Mark Sanchez used Mark Brunnell

What do you expect?

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's the red stuff

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Snot Rocket!!!!!!!

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooooo. not true. unpossible.

is roommate drunk?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need to drink again

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's a state. Hasn't he heard of Boise State University?

But considering how many well-educated people I’ve met who don’t know where Milwaukee is, I can’t throw stones.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a northern suburb of Chicago, right?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well East Carolina is their own nation.

A pirate nation.
/No not that one.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lubbock?

Or was that nation colonized by ESPN?

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boise isn't a city, it's a state of mind.

Commonly known as “the blues”

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

....................

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

On the other hand

I was there for this one:

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Love me some Doctor Who.

And would like a lot more Karen Gillan.

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Lions-Broncos game is fucking hysterical.

There is nothing for the announcers to praise Tebow about and they have teh sad.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a relief.

Otherwise I would have had to search for a Detroit radio feed to avoid the Tebow tongue bathing.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally,

I haven’t seen enough sacking of St. Timothy of Tebow to be satisfied. I don’t even care about the score at this point.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, there should be more!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FEED THE CHRISTIAN TO THE LIONS

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

How bad is Denvers O line?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think I've seen Fairley this game, either.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fairley is out

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but they gave a shitload up to Miami too.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great defensive lines should make bad offensive lines look like shit.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Plus does not help with the Teboq holding on to the ball.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as Washington's

Buffalo has SEVEN sacks and a blocked kick today.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also...

I’d like to note that since sacks count toward passing yards in the NFL, Denver currently has -7 passing yards.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You haz had a QB

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well.

Your front office could have taken Gabbert or Ponder but LOL NO KERRIGIAN WE NEEDS OLBZ

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Calvin Johnson!

MOTHERFUCKER!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hugs?

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hugs.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free play?

OK, let’s throw to Calvin Johnson downfield.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Battlemode

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh shit.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The Lions play at Chicago next?

Oh dear.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It's okay

Jay Cutler doesn’t feel pain anymore.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Numbness from the diabeetus?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YES.

I forget he has the Diabeetus.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Suicide is painless

It brings on many changes
And Jay Cutler can take or leave it
If he pleases

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and the dormant spinal injuries

he is basically a marionette at this point

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We want Quinn! We want Quinn!

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They hide is inner Transformer well.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

/snicker

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAH GAWD.

THEY GOT TO THE 40 YARD LINE.

THE LEGEND GROWS.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

THE COMEBACK BEGINS!

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Eat a bag of dicks for even suggesting that.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never mind

Tebow’d .

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by skywaker9 on Oct 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those two people who were bitching about BCS bowls last night...

There are a shitload of fans out there who would settle for 6 wins and a small chance for a any shitty bowl for the team they root for.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hi.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why hello there.

WE SHALL MEET ON THE PLANE OF BATTLE THAT IS THE “R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl”

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Purdue and Iowa: The race to Detroit

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dallas (TicketCity Bowl) or Detroit (Little Caesars Bowl)?

I think coaches of two teams should ask that question to their players before every game.

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hello.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which one are you?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barry.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyril and Framboise are at least enjoying themselves.

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The box

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could you be more specific?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Oct 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly not her box

/pele of anal’d

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random Cal fan running around the tailgate area yesterday:

“ROSE BOWL IS BEAR COUNTRY BABY WOOOOOOO”

It most certainly is not.

by bruinM on Oct 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is a bruin?

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What's a nubian?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A people who lived below the Egyptians of old.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, Bruins are bears too.

Small, dickless bears, but bears nonetheless.

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love that we have a million bowls.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is an honor to be able to conclude our season at the Hawaii Bowl.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, Charles, how did the team spend its time before the game? Relaxing on the beach?

“No, we took them to a water park. You know, a place with wet, slippery concrete all over the place.

I thought it was the right call."

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, Coach McMackin, what did you think of Notre Dame's attempts at appreciation of local culture?

Wait, you know you can’t use that word on television, right?

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dont think I can ever imagine a situation

where I would want to go to a water park whilst in Hawai’i

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just silly

If you really want guaranteed injuries just take everyone to Sandy/Kilahaole Beach for bodyboarding.

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So..more bowls?

I don’t mind a huge number of bowls, but I don’t want to see any 5-7 or 4-8 team playing in the bowl just for “efforts” they have shown.

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly, who would complain about more football?

I always site the Bowling Green vs Idaho Humanitarian bowl as a reason why a bunch of bowls are awesome.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love that we may have BCs leagues that can't fill up their auto bowl tie-ins

And there may be 6 win teams ineligible to go to bowls.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

35 bowls

70 spots.

Currently:
32 bowl eligible
27 winning records (not yet bowl eligible)
19 with .500 record
-
78

11 teams bowl ineligible.

Some of those .500 teams might fall off. So might some above .500 and some below might get up to 6-6. Right now, looks like all the spots can be filled, if not necessarily by the original conference affiliations.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Oct 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah I meant not by original leagues.

I’m watching EMU & Wyoming to see if either one gets to the 7 wins they need. EMU has an easier path.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

US TOO!

UCLA/TCU LOS ANGELES/DALLAS PAC-12/BIG-12 GO!

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DALLAS?!?!?!?!?!?!

SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLES AT DAWN, SIR

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There

UCLA/TCU LOS ANGELES/DALLAS FORT WORTH PAC-12/BIG-12 GO!

by Bus Crasher on Oct 30, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm content. Barring a gigantic clusterfuck Arkansas is out of BCS contention

And barring losing out, we pretty much can’t fall below the Cotton Bowl (which I’d like us to go to anyway).

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The SC game looks to be a derpfest.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARKANSAS - A&M ROUND II

PEOPLE WATCHING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way they'd do the rematch

If we go to Cotton it’ll be against Texas or maybe Baylor/Kansas State (if OSU beats them).

We keep getting predicted to go to Capital One Bowl to play MSU…but that may go to Wisconsin now after Wisky lost again.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put Stanton in!

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

SOON

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has to be the last drive for him.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had his helmet on last drive

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Schwartz was taught by his sensei to SWEEP THE LEG

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fritatta is not serving Tebow very well today.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is wonderful.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good god the Broncos are bad.

"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle

by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT HE CAME BACK TO BEAT THE DOLPHINS!

Wait… the Dolphins haven’t won yet this year, and the Broncos needed to come back to beat them? Oh. Nevermind.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you gonna do with that salmon?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. I'm moving in with you.

Because you can cook. All I needs is a jerb.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

/eyes shattered lamps behind the couch

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know Mike can cook too right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... so I have options...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you like alot of fish and seafood don't think about me.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying...you might not want to live with someone who lights things on fire all the time...and he's a domer.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed

You set salmon on fire and it will end up overcooked. There are few things worse than overcooked salmon.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mike's a Buckeye...

You just want me in the South, don’t you? But isn’t Chicago just as close as Savannah?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I could... um... learn to deal with that.

If you can handle living with a skunkbear.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go to school with tons of skunkbears.

Amazingly, I like most of them.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

See? We're people!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

butter. dill. pepper

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

auto-rec on the veri veri teriyaki

good on anything but breakfast cereal… and probably not bad on that, I am just limiting my sodium intake

by BoKno on Oct 30, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more fennel.

And a smoker.

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by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geuss who leads the nation in Turnovers.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

salmon?

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Got dammit.

Our performance yesterday was not acceptable.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh look you guys are tied!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck happened to SMU?

They were rolling then get shitstomped by Southern Miss AND Tulsa.

Sidenote: Nobody has better losses than 5-3 Tulsa. Oklahoma, Oklahoma State & Boise State…good god they had a deathmarch of an OOC schedule.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ECU has close losses to VT and South Carolina(Derp fest)

Got blown out by UNC and Houston though,.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

VT could not thrown the ball at all in that game.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

me reading this:

“Oh I guess thats not so bad then…. oh. oh”

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm jealous

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haz steak.

YOUR SALMON IS UNMANSOME AND LACKS A STRONG RUNNING GAME AND HAS PIPED IN MUSIC AND A JUMBOTRON THEREFORE IT WILL FAIL

G.A.S.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But I didn't even get white wine an--

/beaten with walker

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I made chili. omnomnom

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and Tim Tebow runs the naked bootleg.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

PREDICTION FOR LSU-BAMA:

 The game will be unbelievably awesome, but ND will fuck up against Wake to create the dilemma of watching an epic game or watching an epic ND fail. Notre Dame ruins everything.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think LSU-Bama could end up being a 9-6 type game.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0

Field goal to win blocked by Upshaw and rolls all the way through the other end zone.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In the 2nd overtime

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

TEBOW PICK SIX!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

PUT STANTON IN!

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately...

He’s inactive.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's OK. Hill time is also acceptable.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a terrible pass. hahaha

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOL

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin Faulk just killed some guys ACL on a cut block

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

MEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEME

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yessss. Keep holding onto the ball, Tebow. You should make more plays yourself.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Denver needs Indy to suck less.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Everyone needs Miami to suck less.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Need a playoff of Miami, Indy, Denver, and the Rams to see who sucks worse

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Have the Vikings escaped the bottom tier?

HUZAH!

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well they beat the Panthers.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are the Panthers in the bottom tier?

Side note: People should be talking about Cammy Cam more than they’re pumping up Tebow. The Panthers aren’t winning, but what Newton is doing is absurd.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

People are talking about Newton.

Best statistical year for a rookie QB ever. They’ve at least been competitive.

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just seems like Tebow is taking up all the national oxygen.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tebow occupies the space in the national consciousness vacated by The Farve

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh he is. At least in the NFL coverage (which is pretty damn boring when not aggravating as hell)

Btw did they let people know Osweiler was tall during ASU’s game this weekend.

Because I can sure tell you about Jordan Rodgers’ famous brother! Took 213 mentions of it but it sunk in!

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you heard that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He is!? Really!?

I suppose next you’ll tell me Peyton & Eli have a famous father! Or Tim Tebow is spiritual!

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Tebow is spiritual?

Now I know you’re joshing me.

Get outta here!

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by Dogrel on Oct 31, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well actually.

If you live in the carolinas they talk about Cam to a sickening extent.
And these wagon fans are some of the worst ever seen.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know why Miami & Denver suck but Rams got boned by injuries

Colts, yeah also injuries.

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by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rams won, beat Saints!

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You too?

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Perhaps after steak and red wine tonight, but not yet.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So...

I accidentally ate a um, slightly undercooked brat.

Like sort of red and not at all cooked but slightly warm in the middle.

How long do I have before all the tummy ache?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

johnsenville grocery store style cheddar brat

ate about 2/3 before noticing the very center was not correct

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

um?

It came from fridge, directly to grill, started bursting so i decided it was done, then went to my belly..

So lukewarm for ~ 3 minutes

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

about 4-8 hours

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beef or pork brat?

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 30, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CONSUMING THE SWINE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

./averts eyes

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im.... averting my eyes

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, don't

 It’s like those miserable Psalms—they’re so depressing. Now knock it off!

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by little red corvette on Oct 30, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooo, touchdown by Denver

YOU HAVE FAILED, DETROIT DEFENSE. SAME OLD LIONS.

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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

/97.1'd

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

/bag over head

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but 45-10???????

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Cribbs has the dumbest looking goddamn touchdown dance ever.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Denard's future.

Small KR guy.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sure as hell isn't quarterback.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cribbs college stats....

    2001: 131/238 (55.0%) for 1516 yards and 10 TD vs. 5 INT. 164 carries for 1192 yards and 5 TD.
    2002: 91/186 (48.9%) for 1014 yards and 4 TD vs. 14 INT. 137 carries for 1057 yards and 10 TD.
    2003: 178/364 (48.9%) for 2424 yards and 14 TD vs. 9 INT. 161 carries for 701 yards and 14 TD.
    2004: 216/335 (64.5%) for 2215 yards and 17 TD vs. 6 INT. 170 carries for 893 yards and 9 TD.
Hmmmmm.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There was a multi-year span

where I considered Cribbs to be the best QB on the Browns.

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Cribbs has not ran back a punt or kick in a long while now.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not the only one

And you were right.

But then we shipped Quinn to Denver for Hillis

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking amazing trade.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made me happy

Even if all Hillis contributes is what he did last year.

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still better than Gardner

YET THEY STILL PLAY HIM LIKE ONE FOURTH OF THE FUCKING TIME FFFFFFUUUUUU

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HERP. DERP.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want pancakes. who has pancakes?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

IHOP, among other places.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you're missing the part where

a) i want them delivered
b) i don’t want to get off my ass

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"yes please deliver them soon, what? oh, Ill be in the tub just come on in"

/gaffigan’d
//badparaphrased

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Delivery pancakes

This is a brilliant idea.

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was a great sigh of appreciaion in the Force

We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.

by Stubob72556 on Oct 30, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then a pattering of feet

as they all checked the freezer, just to make sure they dont have any

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I MISS NOTHING.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck with the second part.

If I bring you pancakes we are meeting halfway.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which would be in Miss. or Alabama.

Furk.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love winning things like this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Jackson, Miss.

Know some good eatin’ places.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too. good friend is from there.

of course now she lives in kansas so there’s that.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tuscaloosa was nice.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How drunk were you?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this makes us wierd?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Insane I hope.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a nice place to visit.

I wouldn’t want to live there.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

I have batter mix.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, from a casual NFL fan, at best...

is it irresponsible to speculate that it’s not a scheduling coincidence that Tebow got the start against Stafford this weekend?

by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 30, 2011 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It's about as coincidental as the Monday Night BATTLE OF PURDUE QUARTERBACKS last week.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WOO

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But Gabbery went to Mixxou.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sunday Night. Pardon me.

Painter vs. Brees in the nightcap last Sunday.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well.

I think Delaware counts as Purdue east.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, are you sure about that?

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I forget that they have the Michigian helmet.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The blue is much lighter, but otherwise this is Michigan's pre-2008 uniform.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nike logos on the uniform....

Underarmour towel?
DON’T CROSS THE ENDORSEMENT STREAMS.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

They have the Princeton helmet

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Oct 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

recd for pedantry

You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

the secret ingredient is ... love?!

by gtne91 on Oct 30, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and a rec in turn, for the Futurama reference

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little, yeah. Denver sucks terribly and it was about time to figure out wtf they had with Tebow.

Turns out he sucks.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had to see what they had in him.

A fine fullback/h-back

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um... announcer suggesting that they go for 4th and inches instead of the fg

to make it a 2 score game with 2 minutes left and one timeout is.. bad right?

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will miss Anytober. I gotta be honest.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought the guy who rings me up at Subway was a Michigan State fan for the longest time.

Turns out Subway just makes hats with a green block S on the front that say “Subway” on the back.

The S looks EXACTLY THE SAME.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue laws, they piss me off.

Also, when did they stop selling beer in the “fan zone” thingy outside the stadium in Jacksonville?

by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 30, 2011 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so happy in Illnois

we dont have any of those. I do not miss Indianas

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm. NE DERPPPPPPPPPPPPP

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You are not allowed to punch it?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Safety by fatman.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He was OOB?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh. Maybe the out of bounds part

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU SAVANT WHERE ARE YOU

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

what????????

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Working for FOX.

Occasionally having Mike Pereira on call does come in handy.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They weren't reviewing what Polamalu did, they were reviewing whether it was a TD or safety.

Sims, in this instance, was 100% correct. They cannot retroactively call a penalty based on a replay.

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by PAK on Oct 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol wut.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Read all of the threads.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kept up until noon.

Needed every bit of primetime bandwidth for not-Clemson on ESPN3ToGoYouDidRememberToRegisterWithYourHomeCableProviderRight..

by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

threads. threads baby

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually.

I recommend that you read this instead.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha.

Found my little baitfish rod.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Steven Spurrier show is on

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

60 mins BC Cancer-guy story

How much Vaseline on the lens? All the Vaseline on the lens.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Guy had breast cancer?

What

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

/gets savagely beaten by Sterling Archer

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone 'splain why 60 minutes is even scheduled for 7pm (ET) on Football Sundays?

It will NEVER start before 7:30 at the earliest. I can only assume it has something to do with how much they charge for commercials, 7-8 = More $ than 7:30-8:30 or 8-9. But if that is the case, wouldn’t any potential advertiser have looked at the past, I dunno, 30 years, and determined they weren’t really getting a 7-8 pm time slot?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Oct 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

USCe - Arky are both ranked in the T10.

All the derp?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooohh more derp.
Carolina’s top 10 matchup versus Arkansas is the first time the Gamecocks have faced off in a showdown of two top 10 teams since the 1987 Gator Bowl versus LSU.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they lost to Auburn

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The defense is amazing.

And the running game is still good.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The gamecocks are ranked #10/ Arky #8

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could say that about the entire eastern division

/sad face

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Oct 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Tenn-USCe replay is on.
Do want because I missed the 1st half.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ECU = LOLNO DOES NOT COMPUTE

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE OUR ODD UNIQUE MASCOTS!

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The new one >>>>>>> Old one

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

baaaawww.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it has its tongue out

bawwww

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by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

/RG3 was here

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Oct 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs "Party Hard" flashing

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's cute.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A littler err off though.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhh.

Be nice to the special needs mascots.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lil' Red got a makeover

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by MacularDegenerate on Oct 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to think this is just making fun of Nebraska.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, This is a pretty awesome picture.

All credit to nick_benson, via ourhonordefend

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Sploosh

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by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pijak!!!!!!!!!!!

My grandmother makes this for big gatherings in the summer- Labor Day/Fourth of July cookouts, etc. I’ve never gotten her recipe, but it is fantastic

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And I derped the reply

That goes to Truff

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know where I'm spending the 4th in 2012!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drunk on the beach like me?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know if I get to head back :-(

But I know I’m gonna try

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, since it appears Nola is out for January...I'm goign to try for Mobile in Feb. You want to go?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, is possible

Is a long way off, don’t know what my work/GF/fambly responsibilities will be

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

just something to think about.

Maybe sportsgeek will have made up his mind on living arrangements by then

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do I eat for dinner?

fast foodishly?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Should I watch the Iggles - Cowgirls game?

Me thinks no.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

ECU has a top 20 pass D.

Wut.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

it's all about opponents

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

VT helped pad that for sure.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also.

Only in C-USA can ECU have the 4th best Total D.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need jason witten

and lesean mccoy to have their worst games ever.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can't Faith Hill say something stupid or punch the pope or something.....

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be like Angela Merkel playing backgammon with Henry VIII.

"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."

by Mango Stasi on Oct 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They do.

Because I hate them for being in it.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is anyone watching it?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Dwayne Harris on the Cowboys still?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FURK.

But yeah I won’t watch the game then.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I root for a meteor?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO, Romo must survive and be the Cowboy's QB forever

Romo’s play this year has led to many people saying “Fuck, why not give Stephen McGee a shot?”

Think about that.

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck it.

WILDCAT EVERYDOWN

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who Phillip Tanner is...

but I need him to get some snaps at RB tonight.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say the meteor had to take EVERYONE out

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's how my meteors work!

because if it were YOUR type of meteor you would be lost too. SO THERE.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait what.

There are only one kind of meteors.
The ones that fall and hit stuff.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is apropos.

look what I found! Jerry Rice rapping!

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.

The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 30, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Wolf, you are a dumbass.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

for?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has Boise number one in his AP ballot, and his explanation is...poor

I’m watching the BCS ranking show.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH. MY. GAWD.

THIS MAN IS ALLOWED TO VOTE ON THINGS? AND I’M NOT?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to see Fearless Leader's ballot if he were given one.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Memphis #1

New Mexico #3

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO #2

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

#2 IS PURDUE

GET IT?
i LEFT IT BLANK

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DIDN'T BUT NOW I DO AND I LOL'D

WHY ARE WE STILL USING ALL CAPS

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPS PARTY

JUMP DA FUCK UP
/PLAYS SANDSTORM

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

#TEAMALLCAPS

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

#teamnopants

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm actually wearing pants today...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sad day for EDSBS.

And therefore the world.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Michigan

“Just to keep everything in alphabetical order”

by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Montana!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Montezuma U!

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

/destroys your favorite road tile

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems that if you were to do such a thing, your explanation would be

“lol, because I can?”

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just doing it for attention. This is why the AP is a joke.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone is a attention whore in the media.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should have left it at that. I would have had more respect then.

It went downhill when words started coming out of his mouth.

by Salt on Oct 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hellz and yes.

No class tomorrow.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

you. suck.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

As always

I am happy to fax it.

That's a powerful adhesive!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

/types thank you letter

//prints letter
///scans file
////reformats as jpeg
/////saves in zip file
/////emails to Old South

by emc503 on Oct 30, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

///////email bounces back as it is over size limit

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot to the .zip in a .rar and put a password on it.

Then mail him the instructions to find out the password on a treasure hunt through the Amazon.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah, you forgot to

use a link shorteing

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how they call it Shady URL

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm. Dallas. Defense?

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

oh lawdy, craig james shut the fuck up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Truer words don't get said enough.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

Guess who likes Oklahoma the most out of anyone with an AP ballot.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't mean he's not a dumbass douchebag

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot a lot of other expletives there.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dallas is off to a roaring start

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Babin is my new hero.

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update

Dont feel like I am going to die… I THINK I escaped the wrath of under cooked sausage

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Oct 30, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

he did.

the grocery store

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he (under)cooked it.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok I saw the pertinent post.

If it’s a Johnsonville brat he’s totally fine. Those things are so full of salt and other preservatives, there’s very little chance of badness unless it was sitting for a long time out of the packaging.

by Salt on Oct 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also says "fully cooked" on the package

At least, on the ones I buy it does.

Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.

by gth863x on Oct 31, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I did not die from bad oysters, you are good.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking Deaaaaaad

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Oct 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit better start gettin good

Everyone seems to like the 2nd season but me.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Oct 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Cowboys

…or I lose in fantasy. Again. sigh.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Oct 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

A bullet is faster.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh yeah some positive points from Romo and less points for Maclin would be appreciated.

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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm up 40ish but

he’s got Vick, DJackson and Eagles kicker

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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Oct 30, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

Going against Vick and Jackson. had a 45 point cushion that is now at 33

by UGAVike on Oct 30, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

COWBOYS NO

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The Quadtych?

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

7-1 may be ok

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So Rob Ryan really knows his stuff, huh

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Loud fights for food.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Oct 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps pickled pig's feet are on the menu

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by saxattack29 on Oct 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO STOP PLAYING PUSSY NOTMANBALL

RUN DAMNIT

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Reid: 12-0 after the bye week.

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

two I believe from my graphic

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's just undefeated after bye weeks, he's undefeated against the spread

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by Londonjoe on Oct 30, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fat joke?

Fat joke.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm ok with this.

Will put aggies in a good mood for Saturday

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 30, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before soulcrushing?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugly shoes sell cars? Hmmm

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No more crab cakes.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

the hell?

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Desean Jackson, life has no b button.

Stop smashing it in your mind.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

THE VAUNTED DALLAS DEFENSE.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Without Sean Lee

they are boned. Brooking is done.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe he is still in the league.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must be cheap.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

$2 a year.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

*$2 million a year

But I would say he is more a veteran leader/teacher.
Dude gets very emotional.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Meredith VIera is a coup on this new show

proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?

by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

new show on NBC - news magazine starting Thursday with heavy hitters journalists

and Meredith Viera. Seems an outside shot compared to others.

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by Boatdrinks on Oct 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLCOWBOYS

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop saying "wide nine" like its magic.

It is just someone lining a foot over.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

"Wide nine" is the new 3-4.

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Oct 30, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So ... yeah.

I had an ominous feeling about the Nebraska game from the start; end of a nasty stretch of games, we’ve never played well against Nebraska, and for whatever reason Halloween weekend has not been kind to us of late. But I didn’t think our offense would look that incompetent.

Hands up, everyone who thought the B1G West would be a massive clusterfuck at this point and the East would be dominated by Penn State. (The former: totally believable. The latter: if you saw it coming you’re either a liar, a massive PSU homer, or I want your picks for the lotto next week.)

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by SpartanDan on Oct 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

B1G West?

Is that one of these new conferences?

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what the divisions are east and west.

Certainly not some dumbass names.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

PSU hasn't played their tough games yet...

But, otherwise, I agree.

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still, they can lose one and win the division outright.

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by SpartanDan on Oct 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

They also got a nice draw in the cross-divisional, which helps.

I didn’t expect them to be 5-0 in conference, but there is a pretty good chance they end up 5-3 anyways

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to be a rought stretch.

I’m just glad that Moye is back. PSU won’t win any of those games without him.

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured the Where's Wisconsin? division would be a clusterfuck in positions 2-5.

With Nebraska entrenched at the top and Minnesota entrenched at the bottom. I didn’t expect it to be competitive for 1st place.

And Penn State…I still don’t understand how and/or why that’s happening, but apparently it is.

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by Tremendous on Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Killer Defense, emerging running game.

Redd has really turned it on during B10 play.

Hopefully Bolden doesn’t play again this year and McGloin protects the ball.

Glup

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by psuphiman80 on Oct 30, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Bark at the moon"

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

NFLAIDS

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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"They're us, we're them, we're all for one and stronger than all." - Dimebag Darrell

by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lordy, we've got a ton of comments here...

Move to MtnEer’s Fanshot?

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by MikeLew on Oct 30, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

otay

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 30, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck The Walking Dead

Seriously, fuck it. The first season was awesome. Now the show is 90% crying, bitching, and the same vacuous philosophizing that you find in every shitty movie where a family goes through tragedy. Zombies are few and far between. What a waste.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Oct 30, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Under age rage at a bar

Upstairs reserved for 21+. The tail watching will be Ah-Maz-ing

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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

pouring a shot of tequila for myself...

anyone care to join me?

/cracks open the seal on the Patron Anejo, slices the limon

by BoKno on Oct 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mondai.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 31, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Georgia Tech took the ten pounds of gold off Clemson (who stole it from Auburn)?

This sets up a scenario where Georgia could take it off of Tech, give it to Alabama/LSU who will carry the belt into New Orleans. All would be right with the world.

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by Tuco on Oct 30, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 31, 2011 7:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Only teams in WV.

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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 31, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions  

That cannot be real

Same with the Dingle Berry

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