OPEN THREAD, FIRST SHIFT: TO DUVAL COUNTY AND BEYOND

Morning, Aaron Murray! We're sorry, but your [MALCOLM MITCHELL] has been sent to the factory after his [HAMSTRING] displayed the [THREE RINGS OF DEATH.] We're sure this won't be an issue for the Georgia offense, however, as Mark Richt will simply ask Richard Samuel to play wide receiver, but only after playing fullback, holding on extra points, and doing it all despite being unable to run laterally without falling over. Have you ever really watched Richard Samuel play football? He's like a human hoop: rolls well in straight lines, and wobbles wildly and falls on his side when asked to move side to side. It's amazing.

Anyway, best of luck to you at [THIS IMPORTANT GAME BETWEEN TWO NOT REAL GOOD TEAMS.]

--The Management

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