THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/28/2011
by Spencer Hall on Oct 28, 2011 10:18 AM EDT
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HOLY SHIT CASE KEENUM. La-dee-daaahh, nine TD passes, NCAA career TD record, and Case Keenum throwing Rice down the well. That's what they get for not reading the part on the invitation about this game being "Case Keenum Throws Rice Down A Well Party." Always read the invitation, and always RSVP to avoid such embarrassing confusions. Keenum passed Graham Harrell for sole ownership of the title, but will never surpass Harrell's Christmas Sweater game.
Oh, and Miami lost, but that is no longer interesting nor surprising, and hasn't been for eight years or so now. Instead of reading about this lackluster game, just watch Rice's kicker fall down and go boom.
PLEASE MOVE ON. That announcement that popped up on the SEC's site last night announcing that Missouri was indeed going to the SEC? Please disregard that as an error by a "web vendor." We like to imagine this as the most literal interpretation of the words, and that a sketchy man with a cart, a generator, and three ancient Tandy computers rolled up to the SEC, sold them some "interweb," and then posted this while he was logged into the SEC's systems through a 56K modem.
THIS HOWEVER IS TOTALLY TRUE. West Virginia is officially invited without Louisville coattailing into the conference along with them, according to Brett McMurphy. They will accept, thus finally trimming the fat off of the Big East down to its real football pillars of UConn, USF, Rutgers, Cincinnati, Louisville, and oh god that's it, isn't it?
AGAIN HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH THE PRECIOUS ROLE OF THE BOBBY LOWDERS OF THIS WORLD. "Here guys, here's two grand. There's no way you'll ask for more!"
/will ask for more
/deserves it in many cases
BRIAN COOK IS A PROFESSIONAL. How he did not bust out laughing when the call took a left turn into 9/11 we will never know.
THIS IS HATE SPEECH. Seriously, stop Updyking Alabama, guys. For the elephants. For the elephants.
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I have said this before....
Bret McMurphy is a hack and has always been a hack. I will believe this when Oliver Luck tells me it is so, and not a moment before.
/checks airfares to Big 12 campuses
/furk! and double furk!!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
Dude.
McMurphy sources things so well it’s terrifying. I’ve seen him in action. It’s not even funny.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Thank you for trying to boost my confidence...
But we have been down this road before and had the rug pulled from under us. So, you will excuse me for not jumping back on the bandwagon.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
The hacks of the world are Pete Thamel, Thayer Evans, etc.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Those two names alone made me retch.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Oh. I forgot to mention that.
Des Moines flights are expensive because no one flies in/out of Des Moines, and no one flies in/out of Des Moines because flights are expensive.
by Narrow Right on Oct 28, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Flight in and out of Charleston, SC, are expensive....
but that is because many people want to fly in and out of Charleston. So, I’m already screwed right off the bat.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
not if you flying to Baltimore
………..but why would you want to do that?
Me, OTOH, love to fly FROM BWI to Charleston……..it’s the whole round trip part that is the bummer
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
by Eddie Teach on Oct 28, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Mobile, Alabama nods in agreement.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
suprisingly
My wife always said that. When USA Today ranked airports on terms of flying expense, Mobile didn’t make the top 10, but Huntsville did.
by BonesCrosby on Oct 28, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Our airport is like a cul-de-sac
Only 7 gates. And you can only fly direct to ATL, Memphis, or DFW. Know why it sucks and no one ever flies out of it? Because they built it way the fuck out in West Mobile with no interstate access, instead of, you know, somewhere within reasonable distance of the intersection of 2 interstates, a port, a railroad, etc.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
But instead you get the glory of Airport Road
by ItsComplicated on Oct 28, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Which contains all of Alabama's most dangerous intersections
that are not on HWY 280.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Dude.
I was at a bar with a bunch of friends, and the friends gradually left, so eventually I was just watching and freaking out with strangers, and I totally didn’t give a shit. This random married dude ran over and picked me up and spun me around. It was awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You homewrecking trollop!
/jk ;-)
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
ooh... trollop
hooray for vocabulary!
/also has troll and op in it.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Opp
is a town in Alabama.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
And also part of a song on The Jetsons
/not too obscure for EDSBS, huh?
/nothing is too obscure for EDSBS
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is fantastic
Heck, I am not a fan of baseball but I stayed up late and had fun watching it and rooting for STL. I would have spun and flipped you in a bar too after that craziness
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
RDU is an amazing airport. thank goodness.
Charlotte’s ok, but Delta are assholes.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Everyone flies out of Omaha or KC.
When gas was cheaper, lots of Omahans would fly out of KC.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 28, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Hell, I live in the KC metro area, and I think the airport is closer to Omaha than it is to my house.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Worst part about going home for the holidays
45 minute drive from KCI to family’s house in Johnson County. I lurve living 10 minutes by Metro from DCA.
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Walking distance from Braddock Rd Station FTW!
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Oct 28, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I kinda equate McMurphy with Chuck Landon....
instead of Vingle. But hey, we were already not going to be playing your guys much after next year anyway.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No airports big enough in Morgantown ZOMGWTFAAAHH
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Look on the bright side....
….ticket prices for games in Lawrence have never been lower!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Yet.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
OK, Brett McMurphy, I take back everything bad I ever said about you....
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE BIG EAST!
YOU’RE AWFUL PEOPLE WITH NO LOYALTY AND WHO NEEDS YOU ANYWAYS YOU GUYS LOST TO SYRACUSE OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE!
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 28, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK GEORGIA
/drops mic
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
THASSA REC!
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John Heisman FromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Oct 28, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
The writer of the SEC release should be smothered in taffy and locked in a room with Les Miles
Because that is terrible writing.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions
"We are at war with the Big East. We've always been at war with the Big East."
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
1984'd
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
All you have to do is tell me there are five teams in the Big East.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
THE BIG EAST IS WEST
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
If you want a picture of the future,
imagine Texas stamping on a human face — forever.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and Miami lost, but that is no longer interesting nor surprising, and hasn’t been for eight years or so now
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Oct 28, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
The best part was the praise for Harris after he fumbled to himself.
“He just got right up and threw downfield like the fumble never happened”
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 28, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
"Halloween comes early, It's trick-or-treat"
Yeah, Musburger would be proud.
Never tell me the odds.
ill say it again. good game.
trick plays, amazing catches, and a plethora of “oh what the fuck” moments. ACC footbaw.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
God DAMN UVA
Y’all lost to NC State, Southern Miss, and UNC. But beat GT. And then beat Miami.
Fuck the ACC and its parity of shit.
The circle is complete.
\places ACC on closed loop for another 5 years.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 28, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
plz 2 have Duke beat VT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't forget they needed OT to beat Idaho at home
And they didn’t just lose to USM at home, they got blown out. WTF?
it wasn't a blow out
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Oct 28, 2011 11:42 AM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
needs moar 8-balls eyes
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
it'sbeautiful.jpg
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I never knew a man in a t-shirt tie could look so sad.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Oct 28, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is the girl at bottom right having a real good time?
The look on her face suggests she isnt.
Case Keenum, to Rice:
That’ll do, Owly. That’ll do.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 28, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Infinite ammo god mode cheat.
I love it.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
We led for a good portion of the first half.
Handicapping for our ability, this is a BCS National Championship.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 28, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
This WATER is so WET!!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
DONOVAN WITH THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair, it was absolutely pissing rain there for a while
my Bud became a Bud Light!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY. WHY is the Big 12 staying at 10?
Haven’t they seen enough to know the mantra is Grow or Die? pounds head on wall
That's what she said?
They want to keep the world on its head, where the big12 has 10 and the big 10 has 12.
/mindblown
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
The tv contract was figured for 12 teams
but then ESPN agreed that they’d still pay the same to 10 teams. ESPN will probably not increase the payout with the addition of two teams (making 12), since they already had a deal for that many. No one wants to take less money just to add Louisville and BYU.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
by TheMattROb on Oct 28, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
There is no team that fits the mental image of "Big East football team" quite like Louisville.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But if the Big 12 doesn't take them NOW, it may not be possible.
Everybody’s next conference contracts will be written in blood.
by Narrow Right on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
You sure about that?
Do you think L’Ville will agree to wrap up their rights in the Big xxst? Even if the buy out is $10mm, the gap between the Big 12 and the Big xxst contracts are going to be able to justify a jump.
L’Ville and BYU will position themselves for a seat at the big kids table in the long term.
Really excited for the weekend, you guys
OH HE GON DRANK. I’ll be in lot J motherfuckers.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
I'm as giddy right now as you were leaving LSU tailgates
Found a 4 set of seats this morning for $0.
Ticket budget to be spent on MOAR LIQUOR
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice, where are you?
Had one backout this morning (one of the guys you met) so I’ve got an extra now.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 28, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
You know my tailgate location
and I’d rather not post it here.
But the tickets are on the North side around the goal line. I’ll probably attempt to trade/buy up as I walk in between my tailgate cameos across the grounds.
I’ll email/call you tomorrow when we are set up and we can try and meet up.
/I’ve now attempted to post this 5 times, but the system keeps telling me ‘no’
//if it quintuple posts, this is a pre-emted ‘sorry’
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I think mine are near there, section 200 something
6 together – feel free to help me trade up.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 28, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
6 is a difficult game.
You’ll have to work with scalpers as most personal sales max @ 4.
Would you do 4/2 splits? The 6 can carry a heavy premium, but I doubt you can get 6 better in a trade+cash situation straight up.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
yea, trying to swap 6 down to 4
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 28, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a different animal.
Best of luck to you.
Try larger tailgates as early as possible and scalpers as late as possible. And mention you have 6 and want to go down to any scalpers you see on the phone and tell them where you are. I’ve found that large groups that command a premium will get their attention and they’ll play middle man if they can sell them on the other side.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Clemson and Craig James.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 28, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Why's come not green
is 10 minutes too much to ask?
Taken care of.
Just like Craig James took care of those hookers. Allegedly.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
What was the tie then?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 28, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
She put up a fight, and Craig James let her live.
But only on condition that she never talked. Otherwise he would return one day when she least expected it and finish the job with a .50 Barrett sniper rifle. If we ever want to avenge the five, we need to find the one.
The one hooker to rule them all.
#findtheone
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
#occupyhooker
1% of the Dallas Hookers control the lives of the other 99%
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Now I know why there were 5...
one for every loss. Makes sense now.
/23’d
by jjdrumz on Oct 28, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last time I saw SMU play,
They were down by 4 or so at UAB, with a or so minute to go, UAB ball.
UAB’s Lord Of The DERP Watson Brown had apparently just returned from the Les Miles Clock Management and Dick-tripping Clinic for Coaches and somehow managed to not run out the clock with a key first down, and ended up punting w/:23 left.
SMU, with no time outs, got 2 consecutive15 yardish passes, and won it with a 40-yard Hail Mary as time expires. I laughed perversely all the way to the car.
That was my second date w/my future UAB-alum wife, and the night she decided to become a full-on Auburn fan.
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
Dear stickyball haters:
Take a step back…
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
...NO
/kicks lhb98’s shin
//runs like hell
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 28, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd better think again.
You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I’m talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It's eternal
like squeeky bounce hoops.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
/chops 40 games off of MLB season, makes playoffs best of 9 for all rounds
//remembers not supreme overlord of sports, cannot make schedules more mathematically rational by whim
///sighs
so no one's going to touch LaRussa taking Garcia out in the 4th? no one?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Garcia had nothing.
If anything, Tony (for once in his life) waited too long.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
The bigger question is
does Nelson Cruz now take Bill Buckner’s place in history?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I got it....I got it....I got it!!!
I don’t got it.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU PLAY THE EASIEST POSITION ON THE FIELD YOU DUMB FUCK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
COTG did that. Know why?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hyup
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The World Series is going on?
Now? Who is playing?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 28, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
deweydefeatstruman.jpeg
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Bamadefeatsauburn.jpeg
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 28, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, what?
I mean, it’s close. But first is the end of the spectrum last I checked.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
by Joey C. on Oct 28, 2011 12:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I gotta wonder why Feliz threw a strike on that pitch to Freese.
Count was 1-2, go with some high heat and the fucker will whiff on it all day.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
He wanted to win the World Series with authority.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Can you believe that dumbass is shaking me off?
Fastball high, and when you speak of me, speak kindly.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Wow. That thing got out of here in a hurry.
Yeah. It’s like he knew I was going to throw a fastball.
He did. I told him.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I held it like an egg.
Yeah, and he scrambled the sunovabitch
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I hand you the World Series as a gift and you stand there staring at it?!?!
RUN!!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
How did he miss the ball by that much?
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Damned impressive.
It’s a shame I had an easier time finding Texas HS football than that game last night.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
60% of the time, he scores every time.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
His cologne is made with real Cougar.
so you know its good.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Panther.
Sex Panther.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
And the UH mascot is....
/thatsthejoke.jpg
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
:(
I got that’sthejoke’d?
whatevs.
/flips off uga co-worker
//laughs at UTENN alum boss
///throws papers in air
////walks out the door to get drunj
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not like it was on the Longhorn Network.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 28, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then NOBODY would have seen it, but everybody would have bitched about the unfair advantage.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I found the Directional Alabama bowl
but could not find the Great Keenum Massacre.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 28, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the most moronic anti-discrimination campaign I have ever seen
Damn, USA, you have gone soft.
by Belichick's Army of Midgets on Oct 28, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
Dear (thought leader and important theorist),
I must decline your invitation to watch game seven of the World Series with you tonight. I have the completely legitimate reason of going to Arlington/DC tomorrow for a consulting project, but I must confess to other reasons for my lack of attendance.
I thought last night I could watch this series impartially, but I can’t. I hate Tony Larussa. I think my parents had my “sympathy for clearly demonic creatures” part of my brain sectioned as a baby. I can’t root for Al Davis, Pol Pot, or Kenny Rogers either. It’s a problem, particularly given some of my past clients. There is simply no way I can watch tonight’s game in any company, polite or otherwise, and as you are, somehow, a Cardinals fan, I cannot subject you to my behavior. It’s nothing personal, but fire is too good for Tony LaRussa. Hopefully, we can talk about how awful your football and hockey teams as friends, and that I can continue to pursue graduate studies outside of baseball season.
My Best,
LondonJoe
P.S. I know you know the guy, so pass this along to LaRussa for me
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 28, 2011 10:54 AM EDT reply actions 23 recs
I cannot rec this enough.
It brought tears to my eyes.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You have to rec hate like this.
That’s some good hatin’, son.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The only thing more insufferable than Cardinals fans...
…are Cardinals fans when they’re winning
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Oct 28, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
There are no Cardinal fans when they're losing.
The BEST FANS IN BASEBALL mysteriously disappear.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can see not rooting for
Al Davis or Pol Pot, but Kenny Rogers?
His acting may not have been great, but his singing was.
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Oct 28, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Kenny's chicken was subpar
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Oct 28, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah but the corn muffins were pretty damn good.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ruby is a fine song.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
The thought leader and important theorist in question:
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 28, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
FURK
Jack nicholson middle finger.gif
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
After the Cards won last night, I called my Dad, who, true to form, was booking his flight to STL.
I told him I couldn’t go, because I had a deposition today. I show up for the deposition, a couple other lawyers show up, and then the deponent’s attorney comes out of her office and goes, yeah, I thought we sent you guys an email that it was cancelled…..OBVIOUSLY NOT, since we all showed up.
Got back to the office to scrounge for a last minute flight. Nothing available that would get me there before the game. I haz a sad.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
How far is the drive?
GO NOW.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
11 hours.
Is no bueno.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Drive faster.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Life is just attitude and driving.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Drive hard, have someone checking flights at intermediate airports as you drive.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
ADVANCED GAME 7 MANEUVER
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
There should be a website that will tell you the absolute fastest way to get somewhere at any moment.
“Drive like a bat out of hell to Birmingham and get on this flight to Memphis that leaves at 2 and then go down to the river and pay this dude named Victor to take you the rest of the way in this really fucking fast boat.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I've waited literally my whole life to say this...
I’m commandeering your airboat!!
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Proud to green
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Best I've been able to do so far
is MSY-BNA-STL on southwest, depart 2:45 arr 7:10.
Traffic for the taxi ride would likely be quiet as the game will have (barely) started, but you’re still looking probably top of the third arrival at best.
I have no idea what return flights look like.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Taxi ride? Take the Metro train from the airport! 20 mins from airport to the stadium
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
That would be technically doable without breaking the laws of physics.
And I guess my Dad could scalp me a ticket and leave it at Will Call for me. But I would certainly end up having the flight delayed at BNA and missing the whole damn thing.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's worth the chance.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
LEAVE NOW.
11 hours can be cut to 9.5 with fast driving.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
/starts lou holth motivathional thpeeth
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
not in Virginia at the end of the month
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You inspire me. 8 hours.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 28, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Drive to Bham - fly Southwest - might could make it
…disclaimer – havent checked their schedules
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
Schedule fail.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Checked it.
No dice. Same for Gulfport/Pensacola.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Tried the Gump?
Dannely Field sucks, but you never know.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Leave MGM 12:26 pm
Arrive STL 6:52 pm.
I’d have to leave this minute, not bother to go home and get a suitcase, and I’d have to do 100 all the way to Montgomery.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
The flight Josh suggested sounded like less of a crunch time-wise. Only 18 minutes difference at the end.
Of course, there is that one transfer, but I think it would work better.
by Narrow Right on Oct 28, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
It's 100 miles to Montgomery, we have half a tank of gas, a full pack of cigarettes, it's dark outside, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
by Spartan D on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Likely result:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 28, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's more like 165 miles.
Doable in 2 hours? Yes, been done before, many times. But not doable by the time you add in parking, going through security, getting to gate. (Does not apply when flying out of Mobile, because I’m pretty sure I could throw somebody the keys and say “park it next to Dad’s” and then security would just let me run through.)
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Charter a plane.
DUH
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
but if you have to go commercial
claim bereavement status and get #1 standby priority.
/is evil
//woulda made a hell of lawyer
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
It's bereavement. sorta. kinda.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm motherfuckin' bereaved that I'm missing this game.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
"So who died?"
“You, if I don’t get a seat on this flight, bitch.”
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now, yeah.
I remember back in the good old days when it was socially acceptable to call flight attendants “stewardesses” and give them a smack on the ass as they walked past your seat. Threatening a ticket or gate agent was practically expected, and they even thanked you for the verbal abuse. The world has gone soft, I tell ya. Thanks, Bin Laden.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I believe the preferred nomenclature is
Trolley Dolly.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
so guy I'm not watching the game with did that for game 5
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
sorry, game two.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NETJETS?
I was -——><———— close to getting an account through my work, then fucking dipshitted guy above me got all huffy-pants’d about losing his status and not getting ‘miles and points’.
I don’t know if I’ve ever been so close to honestly killing another human with my bare hands in front of witnesses before in my life.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I think so- there was a conference in St. Louis that weekend and a bunch of people went to that.
it’s just so much cheaper.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The guy has been on my shit list and has realized it.
He’s stopped asking me for work.
Seriously dickwad, miles+points+status < being able to fly in and out @ my time intervals WITHOUT hassles and layovers
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
also cheaper, more efficient.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
cheaper is part of the issue/argument
it’s a wash, on cost of airtime, when I do the math for the most part.
Going with plane costs + incedentals (luggage, odd objects, etc) + layover pay = NetJets
They just can’t get past the money. The efficiency is what I want.
I guess this means that you always price out 1st class tickets? Due to military restrictions, a lot of my ticket costs (when used in proposals) have to be median or economy costs. The extra cost for upgraded tickets has to come from somewhere else. My argument is with NetJets that would come from the 3-4 hours of labor I can put into the project due to efficiency to cover the difference.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
When it's a group of people it works out
when it’s just one the commercial flight is generally cheaper. also, commercial is a TON safer.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Generally travel in groups of 2-4.
But lately a lot of work is being sourced from multiple offices, so it’s everyone flying in from different states to a single location.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Be sure to send deponent's lawyer a 'friendly' e-mail.....
explaining exactly what it cost you to show up today for something that didn’t happen.
Then watch her sweat when it’s re-scheduled.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I REALLY wanted to say something to her.
But I’ve only been practicing a year and felt it was a little too soon to put my bitchpants on.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Who am I?
I’m the guy who does his job! You must be the other guy!
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's when you find out that Washington had the third base line
Done in nothing but cocaine.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Why are all my posts showing up twice?!?
What devilry is this, SBNation?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Mine did too
backed out. re-opened. seems ok now.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
The craziest quote from Brian Cook caller wasn't even about 9/11.
It was “why would Brian Kelly leave Cincinnati?”
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I think it was the contractually obligated yearly orgy in the chili was what really pushed him out
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You should never have put that on your LinkedIn profile
/free advice from your friendly neighborhood career center folks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and you're in MARKETING?
I thought that was a requirement.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I kind-of sort-of thought that, actually
Not why leave Cinci, but why leave Cinci at that time for known coach-killing job at ND when Michigan would clearly be open soon.
Michigan's not a coach killer?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not really
RichRod’s the only one they’ve really fired recently, and they tend to be pretty patient in general.
should add
that as an Ohio native, even if I’m an Orange fan, I do not want Michigan to succeed. I just think it’s generally a more stable job than ND and looks just as good on the resume.
They were pretty patient with Shembechler eating soup off of plates
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Gary Moeller says hi...
….and then falls over drunk in the punch bowl
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
True, but that wasn't based on his performance
just his own stupidity,
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
/simpsonsgif goes here
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Crap. How do I shorten pictures again?
This one’s a moonster.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
height= "300"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Where does it go?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 28, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
img src=“http://blog.scodal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/somanymiddlefingers.gif” height=“300”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Here
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I was pointing out the height tags!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Thanks!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
My bad.
I WUZ JUST TRYIN TO HELP! I SWEARS!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
you dont need the quotes
i dont put them in and it works fine
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry! It's not like they teach this stuff in high school
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Proudly completed three years of law school on a Tandy computer.
Deskmate and dot matrix printer FTW.
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
by zzgator on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Countless hours playing "Hunt the Wumpus" completed?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 28, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Have played no computer game since Pong on the Commodore Vic 20.
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
by zzgator on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
LOLOLD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/getoffmylawn
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
by zzgator on Oct 28, 2011 11:20 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Had completely forgotten about Hunt the Wumpus until this second. Hail Trash 80!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 28, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just going to put this here because I enjoyed it thoroughly
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 28, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I gather you are not currently on a South Bound Train to Jacksonville
I will forever think about that when I think about this week
by ItsComplicated on Oct 28, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not.
We just moved, so I’m bypassing the WLOCP this year. Probably wouldn’t be using that mode of transportation regardless.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 28, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I also realized this is the year for the 7 year cycle of winning
1997, 2004,______
by ItsComplicated on Oct 28, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
What about 2007? It wasn't a fluke.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 28, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh I didn't forget about it, just pointing out this should be a good year
/Member of only 4 yr UGA class to not have losing record to Florida since 80s
by ItsComplicated on Oct 28, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the last UGA does look a lot like that, now...
Sorry, it was too good to pass up.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
One of several reasons I enjoyed it.
Gallows humor, I suppose.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Coach Saban prepares for Halloween
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 28, 2011 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, has the commentariat seen the tebowing.com site?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 28, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I will dump my drink
on the first person I see doing that in Jacksonville.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 28, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Gonna do it just to spite you now.
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
by zzgator on Oct 28, 2011 11:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
NO DRINK DUMPING ON LITTLE OLD LADIES PLEASE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
For a second I thought this read "DRUNK DUMPING"
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
At least help me cross the street first!
"Herbicides don't kill trees. People kill trees."
by zzgator on Oct 28, 2011 11:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And you know people will be doing that shit all over the place this weekend.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Duly noted.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
you get drinks dumped on you for the hell of it
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 28, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Bros Tebowing bros is the new "icing"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
If you get tebow'd
do you have to get circumcised on the spot?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
no.
you get kicked in the balls for continuing a stupid fucking trend.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
No - Immaculate Resection.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
someone tried to 'ice' me
I introduced mr bottle to mr ground post-haste
NOT. AT. MY. TAILGATE.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Some friends of mine got way too into it.
I think it started ironically, but the thing about doing a stupid thing ironically is that you’re still doing a stupid thing. I did not play along.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for truth
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
as stupid as it is, the best ive ever seen
was when i helped 3 friends move. one of the guys told me he bought a 12 pack and hid them in different boxes. so we all moved the shit to the new apt, and then the guys started unpacking. hilarity ensued.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
My cousin got iced
by his newly minted wife during the reception while he was taking her garter off. I would have gotten an annulment.
To the tweetmobile!
HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME.
Sounds like a keeper to me.
"Send lawyers, guns, and money; the shit has hit the fan."-Warren Zevon
Well played.
I got “iced” on my way to a midterm by my roommate who thought he was being funny.
I tossed it into the dumpster from 60 yards. Perfect throw.
by broski on Oct 28, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good Advice is Good
DO NOT…..DO NOT do a google image search of “bros icing bros”
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
/safesearchoff'd
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
from a distance....bauserman watches and is jelly
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
so same as it ever was?
honestly, I’m almost 100% positive LSU was the first time I’ve not had something thrown/spilled on me on purpose by opposing fans.
LSU, you are good people.
/glares at the rest
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean they don't do it.
Memories of having coke dumped on me when I was 12, seated with my 5 year old little sister in the visitor section with no parents.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
OH I know.
I’ve had situations where 17 yr old Boozy got punched in the head in the stands.
But so far, LSU hasn’t been the ones.
Every group has assholes, burbz and I met 2 there, but nothing escalated beyond witty (drunk) banter.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 28, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll agree. For their reputation, I've never had a bad experience with LSU fans.
They give you shit. Then they give you gumbo. Only fans I’ve really wanted to go to war against was three guys from Ohio State after (strangely enough) an Auburn basketball game.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
My buddy was ranting a couple years back,
“I got my truck keyed in Baton Rouge, and my tire slashed in Athens. Georgia fans are just LSU fans with lamer food and better hygiene. Sorry mother%^&$, all of them….”
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
For what it's worth,
I’ve had my vehicle vandalized by UF fans IN BATON ROUGE. I don’t hold an entire fanbase accountable, though.
And yes, there were witnesses, but no one knows how those guys got all bloodied up, officer. They musta tripped over something. Repeatedly.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
THIS
The wise visiting fan to Baton Rouge will peel his own team’s stickers off his car or get a non-aligned friend to drive. If he doesn’t he runs a high risk of having his car damaged in one of these typical ways.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
KILL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 28, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I...huh? what?
I heard this discussed on sports radio yesterday. I had no idea what they were talking about by the action. I’m still confused.
by Narrow Right on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
From a Mizzou reporter on Twitter
@CecilHurt: That’s probably the last time the SEC gives a contract to Les Miles Web Vending. #ClockManagement
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:23 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
watch your whore mouth.
we don’t talk about the Cecil like zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bama to barely cover.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Oct 28, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Gabe DeArmond was my source
I took off his RT and didn’t change the header. Need more coffee.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't show double on this end
try refreshing. Post 2 always disappears. SBNation has gotten quite funky over the past couple of weeks.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
It's definitely hating me this morning
Wouldn’t let me log in for an hour and now phantom double posts
Imma hang up and listen
Last week's "Oklahoma-Trail of tears" ESPN comment got me thinking...
What could be worse than that? Only thing I have come up with thus far is
“Army massacres Kent State”
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Marshall crashes against Air Force
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Trojans surprise Troy
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
i did. and actually had it deleted. but then it posted from the netherworld.
i dont know what the hells going on with the site today, but its annoying.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Trojans Break Under Cougars' Relentless Pressure
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Oct 28, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Oh god. Oh god...
I think ima be sick now
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know Chloe played football...
/runs and hides
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
"Virginia given death by Liberty"
Patrick Henry, 6th governor of VA famous for the “give me liberty…”
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...or give me bacon!"
"And tonight's Sonic Drive of the Game, will be the drive back to Tupelo"--Jack Cristil
by more_cowbell on Oct 28, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does this happen often at Liberty U?
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by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
That is just great tackling form.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 28, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Beavers Smother The Cocks
or Cocks Pound The Beavers.
/dreaming of anOregon St./USCe Rose Bowl
"Send lawyers, guns, and money; the shit has hit the fan."-Warren Zevon
This is a terrible idea for a competition
Alabama experiments with Tuskeegee
Florida drives out Seminoles
Texas bombs Oklahoma
Mizzou burns Kansas
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
"Army burns Georgia"
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
South Carolina kills UGA
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
No, with realignment, next year we can get
SHERMAN BURNS GEORGIA
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 28, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd for genius.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 28, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Texas A&M's coach is Mike Sherman
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
ahhh... duh.
thanks
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
...
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
[Tulsa] Hurricanes rip through Tulane
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
[anyone] fucks clemson
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Anti-hive?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Clemson deemed unfuckable
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Clemson deemed unfuckable
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Vikings pillage Irish?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
No, "Irish Shut Out By Idaho"
The Great Potato Famine of 2012
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
Miami rapes FIU
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Follow @JdotLeazy
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 28, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
William and Mary kill Liberty
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 28, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trojans snap against beavers
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for troof
and that’s all I have to say about that.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
We also would have accepted
Army floods Nebraska
Army floods Iowa
Army floods Missouri
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Airforce bombs Hawai'i
Damn you pearl harbor for not having a university.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
More accurate "Navy sinks at Hawai'i"
I hate myself for saying it
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by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
thassarec....
and I’m a Navy vet.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"Pigs screwed at Tennessee"
For an Arkansas game.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, guys.
Irish Rout Orange.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 28, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Orange kill Irish
Could go either way depending on the time
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Irish suffer famine in Idaho"
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 28, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Low blow
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Nah, not really
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Nobody made the obvious South Carolina jokes?
’Cocks Pound Southern Miss
Cougars Wear Out ’Cocks
’Cocks Stuff Beavers In OT
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
DING DING DING
We have a winner!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Crossing NFL and college here:
Saints hold out against sustained Cougars attack.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Haterz. Every single one of you.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2011 11:35 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
All the celebratory high fives, crazy hugs, drinks, cigars, etc. to you, sir!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He's terrible and you're terrible for liking him.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 28, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Suddenly I feel much better about myself.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
I pray that one of his innumerable pitching changes backfires on him.
Also, just because, Don Denkinger.
/trollface.jpg
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
see the last game for an example of that
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 28, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Says a fan of Jim Boeheim?
/chortle
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I know, right?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You have Bob Huggins
I don’t want to hear shit from you.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 28, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I know we have Huggins, ain't he grand?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
@patricksouthern: #WVU’s press release confirms it will begin membership in the Big 12 on July 1, 2012.
Enjoy that Eers
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 28, 2011 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Big East commish still says NO.
West Virginia is fully aware that the Big East Conference is committed to enforcing the 27-month notification period for members who choose to leave the conference.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zeppelin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 28, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
COMMENCE WEEKEND NOW
Like a masochist in Nebraska, I’m Lincoln bound.
Adios my friends.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
/HUMBLEBRAGG'd
“They ran man the whole game,” Carrier said. “What can you do but throw the ball deep? You’ve got some guys on this team that are pretty fast.” – Houston’s Tyron Carrier
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 12:27 PM EDT reply actions
It's a return to the glory days
Of hanging 95 on SMU! Huzzah!
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 28, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He is absolutely not lying though. Rice was daring them to complete passes in the weather.
Up to 17-7 Rice, it seemed like a good idea.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Let me correct you on that.
Really really stupid ND fans are angry again because Brian Kelly is a bad feelingsball coach.
Screw them. I no longer have patience for the stupid members of our fan base. I hope they all die.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I AM VERY ANGRY BECAUSE WE DID NOT RUN THE BALL ENOUGH AGAINST NAVY
AND COACH KELLY’S POSTGAME COMMENTS AFTER THE NAVY GAME WERE DESPICABLE, AND PROVE HE IS IN OVER HIS HEAD.
Sorry, just trying to get ahead of the game here.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Do these people know that these coaches existed before ND?
Kelly was a pass first spread guy at Cincy with Pike. Even with Collares they basically used the same offense with some Meyer like spread option stuff sprinkled in there.
Most of the angry people
didn’t like the guy from day one.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Some of them wanted Meyer though
Which is just pants on head retarded if you don’t want to run the spread.
Exactly.
The same people who were championing Urban Meyer and Bob Stoops deride Kelly’s offense as a “GAS”. It’s so dumb on so many levels.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
It's not even that
They’re afraid something he said in an interview might hurt the upperclassmen’s feelings
Notre Dame needs Saban
The first thing Saban did at Alabama was bring the boosters and high dollar alums to heel. As long as he wins, they’ll gladly be his bitch. Notre Dame needs a similar taming of the old alums. I would pay to see Saban slam Regis in midget wrasslin’.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
More people are coming to my tailgate and leaving before UCLA-Cal than actually going to the game
I have some very intelligent friends.
More Halloween Propaganda fun
All credit to Soonerpsycho of TigerDroppings
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 28, 2011 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
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Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 1:28 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
a Czech domain
this spambot is different from those Chinese ones
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Indeed
the Chinese ones were better coached
"First Commandment? Give me the ball. Second Commandment? Give me the damn ball. Third Commandment? You are looking at him."
"The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker." Source
Looks like Rick Neuheisel's web sale spam post got torched
nothing can go right for that guy!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 28, 2011 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Basketyhoops: Laughed at Arizona losing to d2 team in exhibition last night
Then heard that UCLA only won by 10 or so against Cal State Fullerton in a scrimmage. Goddamn it Malcolm Lee leaving to be a second rounder in a lockout year.
Arizona lost to a d2 team?
Does that mean my Utes might actually win a Pac-12 game?
/checks roster for returning starters….2
//checks roster for returning players…..4
///furk
Is there another thread up?
I could have sworn I saw one, then when I refreshed, it was gone.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
We're mostly over here at the moment
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