Due to a convergence of factors that are directly related to having a plane ticket putting me in Chicago this weekend, I'll be in Chicago this weekend. (Funny how these things work.) More specifically, I'll be in Chicago, a given subset of posters will be in Chicago this weekend, and there will be football on.

Somewhere. That's where the rest of y'all come in. I'd be interested in getting together, but I don't know where people will be. I'll be around Montrose, but should be CTA-capable in theory (provided y'all don't do the "hey, it's the weekend, let's single-track everything" thing they do here, in which case I'll be capable but moving at Maryland speed). There were some suggestions thrown around here, but since I know nothing of the lay of the land, I'm pretty much fine with anything. It's like Mizzou, with higher standards. Or any standards at all, really.

The slate seems decent this week, for whatever that's worth. And yeah, we play at 6:15. Ain't no way I'm gonna make y'all sit through that.

THIS TRAIN GONNA RUN EXPRESS TO O'HARE. DING DONG DOORS CLOSING.

/only seat available covered in three-day old vomit

//entire car smells like cheesy poofs