25 REASONS JOHN BRANTLEY IS COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS
by Spencer Hall on Oct 27, 2011 4:20 PM EDT
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PrintOn the eve-eve of the biggest Cocktail Party ever in 2011, let's revisit the numerous strengths of John Brantley, the man who will lead Florida to a decisive and thunderous victory unlike any other in the most important rivalry game ever in the series. Or, failing any of that, will at least play in a game that happens on Saturday in Jacksonville.
- His sideline routes are immaculate, and always hit the first row squarely in the hands.
- Unlike other SEC quarterbacks, Brantley's bowl cut allows for full field vision.
- Having run the speed option against Alabama, is no longer afraid to die.
- Can bounce passes off the hands of Deonte Thompson at a variety of ranges.
- In a pinch, can complete passes to himself.
- Only SEC quarterback with an adverb for a last name. A fake adverb, but still.
- Happy to hand the ball off if necessary.
- Unlike SOME quarterbacks, has never cried in victory or defeat.
- In total yardage is already one of the most productive Florida quarterbacks of the 1970s.
- Has been described by Charlie Weis as .
- Runs the 40 in 3.4 Jeff Demps Units.
- Doesn't regret decision to attend Florida over Texas due to losing two years of productivity to offensive dysfunction no matter what decision he made.
- Danny Wuerffel firmly believes he will inherit the earth.
- Pretty sure he can't be killed, as it would have happened by now.
- Has spent as much time on his back during his Florida tenure as Super Bowl quarterback Rex Grossman, albeit for entirely different reasons.
- His ankle is twice as big as the average human's.
- Has click-trained an armadillo to fetch him his mail each morning. That's not a reason he'll beat Georgia, but it's an achievement nonetheless.
- Is already his own alias in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
- Unlike the Georgia mascot, will survive five years on campus.
- His fingers are perfectly sized to fit between the laces on a regulation NCAA football.
- Unlike Aaron Murray has no stresses about getting ready for a future in the National Football League.
- Undiagnosed deafness means crowd noise will not be an issue.
- Because Georgia is only undefeated against minorities in capital punishment cases HEYOOOO---
- Is the quarterback for Florida in a game against a Georgia Bulldog team coached by Mark Richt.
- Because where you see one set of footprints in the turf leading into the endzone? That's where Tebow carried him.
QED, motherfuckers. IT'S ALREADY OVER AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT, BULLDOGS.
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"Has been described by Charlie Weis as [blank]"
Perfect
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 27, 2011 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Is there a set URL that always has the SBNation college football schedule?
I can’t see a tv schedule listed on their NCAAF page.
This is the best schedule I know of
here.
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Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Oct 27, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
#3 is my favorite
This has made me happier.
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by Culp's Freaking Hill on Oct 27, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
John Brantley is the Kurgan
He got tired of killing other immortals decided to use his immortal powers to terrorize the citizens of Gainesville.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Oct 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Pass Interference?
I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw.
Oh, come on. Don't leave your uncle T-bag hangin'.
When I saw the self-pass,
I was about 90% sure it was a bourbon-induced hallucination until I saw it gif’d on here.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 27, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions
Best part?
It just shows he’s ready for the next level!
Flacco did it on MNF.
/no one watches because it’s the Jags
//the field is primed and ready for it to happen again
I’m seriously giddy right now. About to leave work for the weekend and celebrate Dawali / WLOCP-eve / WLOCP.
Go Gators. Go Jesus. Fuck Georgia.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 27, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
As the great orator Cato would have said:
“Universitas Floridae delendus est!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 27, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, "delenda est"
Forgot that noun was feminine
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 27, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Cato . . .
. . . has been more focused on that fake-ass Athens in the Appalachian foothills. (See sig block.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Jelly!
I’ve got a full day of work tomorrow and visiting inlaws-to-be to contend with between now and kickoff. Once they’re on their merry way Saturday morning? ALL. THE. DRUNJ.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 27, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Have a good weekend!
Drink some for me, I have to go to a dry wedding. /sadtrombone
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These references to "dry weddings" I see around these parts confuse and frighten me.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Southern Baptists, man.
They’re the worst.
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And on a fall weekend, too?
That would get a fat LOL NO SIR from me.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Only Alabama bye week.
And since my mediocre team is playing my abysmal team, I’m oddly undisturbed by the scheduling.
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which mediocre team?
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Auburn can be classified as mediocre, right?
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I'm feeling generous
/looks at Ws on AUs record
//shakes head in confusion and disgust
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by little red corvette on Oct 27, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been to several dry weddings lately at my wife's non-denominational mega-church....
Damn, I long for good old-fashioned Catholic or Anglican weddings again.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 27, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Dry Wedding?
What is this I don’t even…
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Dogfort does not approve
/sorry I love Dogfort
//not actually sorry
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by little red corvette on Oct 27, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
dogfort auto rec
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YES
THIS IS DOG
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I love when those happen.
My favorite has to be when Brad Johnson did that for the Vikings at the goal line and ran it in for a touchdown.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not so sure about Murray going Pro
He’s only 6’1", and has trouble seeing over UGA’s massive offensive line.
by Dawg from Canton on Oct 27, 2011 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Has realistic chance to join elusive 1000 yards passing/0 yards rushing club
in only his sixth start of the season.*
* OK, no way he rushes for 37 yards, but the passing thing is totally doable.
6.Only SEC quarterback with an adverb for a last name.
So, the next time I’m playing Tom Swifties I can use:
“But Coach, I bounced the pass off Deonte,” said John brantley.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 27, 2011 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
He noticed the girl across the bar staring back with her smiling emerald eyes,
walked up to her brantley, and threw up on her shoes.
there's a full-name adverb QB too
“I’m just trying not to mess things up,” he said Jarrettlee.
by smk73 on Oct 27, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
[disapproving growl]
/incidentally safesearch will not help you avoid Rule 34 if you GIS Marge Simpson
//seems obvious in retrospect
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by little red corvette on Oct 27, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Marge has had some work done.
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It took a surprising amount of effort to locate a simple angry Marge image
I almost said fuck it but I was deeply invested at that point. Incidentally the boobage here is downright subdued compared to…well, the internet is a disturbing place.
/all the eyebleach is expensive
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by little red corvette on Oct 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
#1 almost described Joe Bauserman
except instead of hitting someone in the 1st row in the hands, he’ll hit someone in the 3rd row in the neck.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
There's no chance for us
It’s all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Oct 27, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Anyone notice Brantley has the same chiseled features
and same piercing stare as a former star running back from the early 1980s who now works as a television football analyst?
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Now that you mention it, he does.
Anyone checked on if there are some missing hookers in Gainesville? Especially during the time he’s been injured?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
NCAA passes rule schools can give athletes $2000 spending money
I oppose this. This is really encroaching on the role of the boosters.
by Ardbeg on Oct 27, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 9 recs
We're going to need a bigger Fulmer Cup.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thankfully Auburn's already got a 180k line item in their budget
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh please
Nobody is really so stupid to have a payment like that show up on the books
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
by Linoleum Knife on Oct 27, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't think that "Tree Replanting" line item was really for...
…oh. Well, carry on then.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Oct 27, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nobody's also stupid enough to send a brick of cash by FedEx.
/equal opportunity hater
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is AUBURN we're talking about, isn't it?
/trollgaze
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 28, 2011 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Serious question:
Did they also vote to reduce scholarships? I figured the two went together.
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no, raised academic standards and tied academic progress to postseason/bowl eligibility
allowed schools to decide scholarships will be multi-year instead of year-to-year (a distinction I’d definitely encourage my kid to pay attention to).
This will all increase the gap between the BCS schools and the rest, if that’s what you’re asking.
IGOTTAHUMMAH YOUNEEDAHUMMAH.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We need a motivational UGA alum...
to give us a pre-game speech and set the tone. If only we had one. OH WAIT…
Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. (Seriously, we) Can’t Lose. (to Florida again or I’m gonna rip all my hair out).
http://twitter.com/EmotionalFescue
by Emotional Fescue on Oct 27, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
Oh HIM
I was thinking:
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 27, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
FTFY
24. Is the quarterback for Florida in a game against a Georgia Bulldog team coached by Mark Richt.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 27, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions
I just woke up from Saturday.
I seem to remember it being close when I passed out. Did we win?
You did great.
Joe Schad says you have the inside track for the NC.
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
by Dick H on Oct 27, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
awesome
11.Runs the 40 in 3.4 Jeff Demps Units.
LINEMAN SPEEEED
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 27, 2011 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
#26 John Brantley has plenty of practice chasing errant footballs /center snaps ball over QB
So at least he has a good chance of recovering his own fumbles.
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Today in Administrative Law:
Memphis decides to build a six-lane highway through a park.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
Knowing Memphis
it’s probably an improvement on the park.
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Is there a problem with that?
South Carolina needs to know.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 27, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently there is.
I guess the Supreme Court has never been to Memphis.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"Memphis is just Compton with better food and music, son."
I remember hearing that at 9 and thinking Compton must be a mediocre suburb of Nashville.
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
/charleston'd
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Tom Petty needs to know
He needs to know.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 27, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
One way to reduce the murder rate
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
Which park?
Is this the god-awful “let’s expand the highway to nowhere project by putting it next to the lions” project?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Overton Park, I guess.
Is that a thing?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
All aboard the crazy train.
/thows ACS gin
//gin intercepted by hobo
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 27, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, that's the thing.
It’s also the only nice thing in about a city radius. But that’s cool, I’m sure the homeless crack addicts a mile over won’t mind hanging out with the bats.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Just the bats? No, sir, we're building an expressway here.
The homeless crack addicts will be having a real good time.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think there's a single parkour studio in Memphis.
How will they get there?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
13a. He'll sure as hell inherit the kingdom of Heaven
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just saw a chopper land on UH campus and some booster-looking types get out
i think that means we’re finally legit.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 27, 2011 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
LOL NO SIR
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UH v KSU would be entertaining this year
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 27, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
playing for the title
LEAST ILLEGITIMATE UNDEFEATED TEAM
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 27, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawaii's undefeated?
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
AGAIN?!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 28, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
we don't even have a scholarship team and we have a real helipad.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
John Brantley on this week's game
When polar bears hunt, they crouch down by a hole in the ice and wait for a seal to pop up. They keep one paw over their nose so that they blend in, because they’ve got those black noses. They’d blend in perfectly if not for the nose. So the question is, how do they know their noses are black? From looking at other polar bears? Do they see their reflections in the water and think, “I’d be invisible if not for that.” That seems like a lot of thinking for a bear.
I AM A STABBING ROBOT
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions
GAME THREAD
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/27/2519472/thursday-night-game-open-thread
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/27/2519472/thursday-night-game-open-thread
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/27/2519472/thursday-night-game-open-thread
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/27/2519472/thursday-night-game-open-thread
Fox Sports net – Houston-Rice Someone will get embarrassed!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT reply actions
Patience.
Isn’t there normally one in an hour or so?
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, may as well save that for later.
There’s only 85 comments here.
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And where's the game thread for the real game dammit!
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Virginia's Ineptitude Demands Your Full Attention!
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Craig James's voice requires that I go anywhere else.
Seriously, I’d rather watch a World Series game with Joe Buck than a random ACC crapfest with Craig James.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
there's always rice-houston on fox sports!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Minnesota State-Mankato/Augustana on CBSSports!
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not all of us GET that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that's hardly my fault.
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AWESOME
I thought you were actually there. Couldn’t figure out how you knew what was going on otherwise.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You thought I wandered off to Minnehaha?
Someone might shoot me if I ran off to watch a football game up there.
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I know, I've been watching that.
But the backup is the WS.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Good evening folks.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oh hai Mark
I did not see you there
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Occupy Herbstreit continues to do wonders
by ben_in_dc on Oct 27, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Superb
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
It's Beautiful
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
oh my.
prepare ship for ludicrous speed.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 27, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Give me that you petty excuse of an officer!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 28, 2011 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Why do I feel like the commentariat is behind most if not all of these?
Come on, which one of you fuckers is the mastermind here?
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by little red corvette on Oct 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that this technically falls into the realm of NFL, and I've been busy lately so apologies if it's been posted...
but Tebowing is the new planking.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
It may have been mentioned but I really don't think repitition is a problem in this case
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Canadian Raeg?
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
The fact Tui put a smiley face
Makes me rage. That plus her name.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 27, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
..
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/twitch
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How come he never got the chance to go 0-12 at Notre Dame?
:-(
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 28, 2011 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
That's just mean
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Minnesota winter classic! FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!
GET LOST IN THE DALLAS FT WORTH MEGAPLEX!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Can it, Hurricanes fan.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
'''
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's a Cup, not a can.
God, you Southerners don’t understand hockey at all.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is something
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why are the Hartford Whalers wearing red?
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 27, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are the Hartford Whalers winning something?
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
what's a hartford?
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What's a Whaler?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Oct 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HISS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
For that, you die.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Blues can haz playoff spot?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
have you started the slaughter of the kittens?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It doesn't feel like there's enough excitement around here for ACC ELECTRIC SEX THURSDAY.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
I AM FUCKING PUMPED
to watch my team get taken to the woodshed
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If it's any consolation
everyone on the face of the earth is rooting for you.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yall get to witness the wonders of a quarterback with 4 TDs and 8 ints tonight
And his name is not Jacory Harris
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Great. We're the slow kid in the spelling bee
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
/examines Coastal Division standings
Can both teams lose?
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Stickball?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that there's really a topic here, but:
the Chicago-residing here might be looking at obtaining drinks if they help a brother out.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
Let's have a real good time?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Reason #26....
Brantley spent the game 2 weeks ago watching and learning how NOT to play QB for Florida….
I'mma go ahead and just keep the GIS results for Luther Campbell handy for tonight
Some of which are actually Randy Shannon.
HELLO
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why am I about to willingly watch Virginia play football…
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
you will think of the harsh days of late spring when real football is far away...
and you will be thankful for even the crummiest of Thursday night games
/thinks of "playoff" "nba" "basketball"
//shudder
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
not this year, thankfully
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
LeBron?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOO CAANNNNNAAAAAAADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 27, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
OUUURRRRRR HOMMEEEEEE ANNDDDDDDD NNATTTIVEEE LANNNNDDDD
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because we're s'posed to be ACC dammit!
and that means something. I have no idea what, but it means something.
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami...if by 'vibrant and alive'
you mean ‘desolate and dilapidated’.
Outside of the beaches I think that city is rivaled only by Detroit in terms of looking uninviting.
ummm, have you ever been to Las Vegas?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That was nice us them to wear ties tonight
Pretty much creates a home atmosphere for us, half empty stadium and everything!
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Whoa
Smoke machine seems to have exploded.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
That is an insult to Yoren.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I turned on my TV
and It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is on.
Screw Virginia football.
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Actually, I'm really watching Augustana/Minnesota State-Mankato
And MSU-Mankato just returned the opening kickoff for a TD.
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Ensuing kickoff and one play from scrimmage later, and Augustana's at the MSUM 47.
This game may be HAM.
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You're gonna pay for that
and I have a long memory when I’m not drinking…okay, you’re kinda lucky today.
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit, a guy in a Marlins hat
I thought those were urban legends!
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Twitter
GAHHHHHHH
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
This can only mean one thing.
#rememberthesix
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Jesse was a man. In fact Jesse was a quarterback..."
“Quarterbacks play football”
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the point of helmets when the damn things never stay on.
…you’d think chinstraps are not being fastened.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
I think people aren't getting them in the right size
loose helmets are more comfortable.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Late hits aimed at the knees?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it Saturday already?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
When I'm head coach at Notre Dame
any offensive coordinator who calls a bubble screen will be promptly marched out to midfield and shot.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
A succesful one there
Purely because Miami blows. If you play a defense that can execute at all, it’s like a nearly automatic loss of 2.
Yes it is, Charles UF.
Yes it is.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The NFL is both good because that shit works way less than in college,
and sucks because they commonly run it still anyway.
I haven't been keeping up the numbers that well
But if I were to guess, I’d say bubble screens, soft coverage included, only have like a 10% chance of being somewhat successful.
I really do hate them.
BabababaBAYOU BUKKIT
The feeble-looking palm trees mean we could only be looking out on the splendor of SSE Houston.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
The only part of the stadium not hidden behind actual fans
OR: the opposite of Rice home games
TWO FACEPALMS
AH AH AH
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are any of you monsters going to be playing the new Star Wars MMO?
I have a guild set up with a bunch of people I know from the Penny-Arcade community.
/runs screaming
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Led a guild+raiding alliance with over 400 people in WOW for three years.
I will never. Ever. Not in a million years. Play an MMO based on loot drops again.
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so you're basically never playing an MMO
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ex. Actly.
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Because people are fucking assholes
and they whine and bitch and moan and think they deserve everything and throw fits and FUCK NOW I’M HAVING FLASHBACKS.
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I support this position.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We finished Naxx
and were working on BC stuff when I got pissed off and quit.
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probably
what guild in WOW?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A lot of truth in you statement
We’ll have to run to win this game
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That man looks like hes having entirely too much fun
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, the eternally stylish tucked-in sweatshirt with rolled up sleeves
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I just can't help it.
I keep imagining Craig James in the booth with a sniper rifle, picking off women in the crowd.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Pansies.
4th and 1 on the MSUM 38, and Augustana PUNTS.
/spits in disgust
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Morris or Moorhead?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Damn - ever notice how many freaking towns in Minnesota start with M?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Morris is UM-Morris, not MSU-Morris. :)
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You're right - I forgot that.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I knew that Jon Daniels kid GMing the Rangers was young
I didn’t realize he was so young that he’s starting at QB for MSUM.
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Shit, Rocco, what the hell were you thinking?
Put your hand down QB.
Your feet are made of concrete
You do not have the answer to my 3rd down conversion
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the curse of Ronald Curry strikes again
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm yelling at everyone at this point
/futuramangrydome.gif
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WHOA
What regional are you picking that up on?
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Well, fucksticks and shitsnacks.
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That dude should get extry sponsorship dollars from Nike for the stretch on the Swoosh
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hipster Charles?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
IT IS A BOWDEN
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hard to think that guy got Lowder's daughter pregnant
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wow. I knew he'd gained weight, but it looks like he just keeps getting bigger with every passing week.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck this no scoring.
Watching Houston.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Well, on Dish, it's 437.
I have it on SportSouth.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
"That's a throw Jacory Harris would ike to have back"
they should just have that on a loop or something
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
Yay Fat Elvis!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Bernie Kosar has to be an acid casualty
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
But I also had the points lead?
I think its because I had Clowfrauds and one other low ranked opponent in a row.
Granted, clownfrauds somehow beat me
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I thought you grabbed the points lead from me this past week?
The Clownfrauds also, but I don’t know why that would have changed any to make you drop.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
We have been going back and forth
Its why I have been so high in the power rankings every week even being 5-3
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
By next week the playoff picture should be clearer
Maybe only 14 teams will be in the mix instead of 19.
I just need a few people to put up stupid numbers to make up for grahams 1.9
and y TE’s current 0 so I can beat GG then Im good
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
A win pretty much gets you there barring something apocalyptic
You have a 70 point lead on the highest scoring 4-4 team, which is pretty hard to make up in two weeks.
I need quite a few people to come through...
since I have a receiver who got hurt, one on a bye, and I can’t get a decent replacement until Tuesday…
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We've had this discussion, yes?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I am pretty worried about it :/
at full strength I would be fine but… yeesh
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
why...?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
bawwwwwwwwwwww aren't you precious
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, what
HOUSTON DERP WTF
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
It's alive! ish.
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Who ranch'd the servers?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Be prepared to lose your balls, sir
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm torn
On one hand, it is fun to laugh at Miami, and a competent UVA means that VT has to start giving a shit in recruiting. On the other hand I like laughing at UVA for missing bowl games, and a win today pretty much guarantees they make a bowl (they still have Duke and MD left).
teeheee
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Boston College haz a sad.
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the streak against Duke ends this year.
UVA can actually do some things (run the ball and stop the run). That should be enough as long as they don’t throw it a ton like they did last week. I was worried about getting hit in the head by an errant pass. They were sub-Bauserman.
A fair amount of wonk on our corner of the internet.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
He probably just murdered a router.
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Strangling servers isn't a crime
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Rice.
Rice. Is still winning.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
i c wut u did ther
and even I do not agree.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
No no, he's right.
Rice is good.
Purdue is great.
Michigan State would beat the Patriots.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell if I should be ridiculously excited or infuriated. So I have settled on drunj
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Hey y'all...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
herro chroe
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Golden constantly looks like he's seconds from passing out.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
RICE JUST TOOK A FUMBLE AND SCORED.
WTF IS THIS.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Woof sacrifice bunts
MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/gets home late from lab
//checks score
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That is also approximately my face now.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Case Keenum has small hands
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost picked them in the stupid upset thread
But of course I didn’t, because my head is full of shitty decisions.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Please tell me someone got that overhead shot of Jimmy Buffet Beer Stadium.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT reply actions
You forget quickly
Virginia seems to think the second half is optional
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Okay, whew. I just read that as "Vagina just got a sack."
Then I realized, oh there’s footbaw (?) on TV, and I was all “Oh, it’s Virginia.”
Then I was like, “Virginia? And when I am married, will you rename it to Conjugia?”
So, while we were away
MSU-Mankato went up 14-0 in Augustana thanks to this sick fucking play (via Deadspin, H/T Bubba):
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Cmon Virginia
I expect this from the offense, but the defense is better than this.
Lulz.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
I told them not to put Busch Stadium on a party line.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Napoli will hit a six-run homer if necessary
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I love you honey.
but tonight you can DIE IN A FIRE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome, and yet technically illegal!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You know they'll figure out a way to let Junior do it.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
pffft forget win, he won't finish in the top twenty
he gets special sparkly participation points though
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
it sucks when i really can't argue back
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
no not him...
Kyle or Jimmie
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
how are the rangers not the dark side?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Hm, sbnation is fouling me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
NAPA KNOW HOW
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Mother of fuck, not only are the servers all ranched up but I just had my very first encounter with a wild NAPA KNOW HOW
It was not a pleasant experience.
That was some high quality derp.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
Deja Pie
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Pluto is offended
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought she was awesome in Porky's.
Looked like she was ripping that guy’s dingus right off.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Hey guys I'm Craig James
Hoo boy hey did you know I watched Miami play Virginia Tech a few weeks ago? Let me tell you how every other Miami play is like a play they made in that game. The game they lost.
BECAUSE HOW HARD IS IT TO DEFEND A GODDAMN SCREEN PASS?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd for good use of Archer gif
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed. I'm really surprised that particular gif and phrase hasn't been used for something else on this site, yet.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
/bows
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
+1000 cocktails to you, good sir.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Auto Archer Rec
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is it I find
Carol Cheryl Cristal Whatever strangely attractive?
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Well, yeah, but if I knew her in real life I'd run screaming.
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no you wouldn't
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Yeah, I would.
And take out a restraining order.
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Before or after she starts handing you bags of raw shrimp?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Around the time she started talking about autoerotic asphyxiation.
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/Sanctuary'd
that’s the one with
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
shrimp, right?
sorry, drunj.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to see her oscelot though.
And rescue it from Meowschwitz.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS!
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
(And keep in mind, she's batshit enough
to discuss that in casual conversation.)
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Archer rec is a given.
Naked Cheryl/Carol is a plus.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Soooooo.... by the way... the announcers know that confidence is emphatically not Jacory Harris' problem, right?
I mean, lack of confidence. Definitely not a problem. Not at all.
so soon?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the MO of UVA offense
Score a TD early, then sit back and hope for the defense to bail them out for the rest of the game
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
If you're upset about that
I really need to edumacate you. That was not a bad play for Virginia.
/fuckingyoungsters
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
HURR.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Tits.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
yes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami gets stop and fucks it up with a roughing the passer penalty
To get beaten on the next play by a trick play.
This version of Miami is my favorite.
It does give me pleasure.
That bitchin’ home crowd being enhanced by giant corner tarps just adds to the happy.
let's answer that with a picture.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
plastic I think
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ohhh good fake ties for real douches
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you miss Bernie Kosar?
He was wearing one. “What the hell…” doesn’t begin to cover it.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
yes.
I refuse to help miami with anything fuck those mother fuckers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it's electrical tape...
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
with HER fake tie?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
in the wrong places too
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
maybe she's confused...she's a MIAMI fan
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
and lies.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I know these two words, but in the same sentence they make no sense.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
My head explodes
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Urge...to...kill...RISING
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
not much surfing miami, but I"ll give him the benefit of the doubt
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
God, putting it in Reliant?
I hate you, UH.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
We're stupid.
I’ve experienced it in Reliant. It’s NFLAIDS (shockingly).
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not in Reliant tonight, I thought.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ah.
Off-campus stadium = eeeeevil.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Bucket is the only time Rice Stadium feels like an actual stadium, too.
hate bullshit profit purp.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Seemed like Rice's idea
since it starts with the Rice home game next year, and so far goes through 2014
ACC Coastal = dumpster fire.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
More like a house fire
And Virginia Tech is just sitting outside, waiting to collect the insurance money before running off to Charlotte.
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, Fernando Salas? WTF?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HOW DO I OUTFIELD?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
OOPSIES!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Just trying to get Albert warmed up for his new home.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SAFE!
ALWAYS SAFE!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER am I going to have to take off THIS SHIRT too?!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly it couldn't hurt at this point.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Groh drew that baby up years ago. He would use his superior intellect to Out-Football you
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
Go to school in St. Louis
Have grand rounds during the first hour of game 6 of the World Series.
Does not compute.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
all gout ads are gross
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why didn't the Cardinals catch that? I mean, it was just a little fly ball?
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
"Cruising around third IS Cruz."
Oh Joe Buck. You are not clever.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
Fernando Salas sounded like a good idea, why, exactly?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A CRUISE IS A BOAT.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You were subbed out before you finished that sentence.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This is probably the best excuse I'll get to post this picture
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Napoli is in pain.
Not good for Tejas.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
ANKLES DO NOT BEND THAT WAY
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
meh, i've done that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That gets like, a 5 on the McGahee Scale.
Still, ouch. :/
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I had trouble getting on a while ago. Did you degenerates break the homestead?
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
I had the same problems.
I think someone took an axe to a server rack or something.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Tonight's goal:
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Was that the last game played at the Orange Bowl
when they had all the alums in attendance?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
rec forever and always
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
They have an amazing ability to mail in games.
If they’re playing a big team, they can usually get up for it unless there’s bad weather. If they’re playing a lesser team they shit themselves.
And by "bad weather" you mean
temperatures below 80 degrees and/or one drop of rain.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Pretty much.
Rain is a great way to guarantee Miami will quit. And when the temperature gets below 50, they won’t even pretend to care.
/lolucold.jpg
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Or the bowl game the year before against Wisconsin
It was in the 50s. Miami was bundled like it was a blizzard. Wisconsin players thought it was balmy.
Yup.
If it’s even slightly cold, Miami has lost before kickoff.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Because I put forth the effort to GIS it, the actual photo:
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Enjoy your rec, sir.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The sound of gunfire in the background helped too.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
From what I've heard from my friends that went to ND
It sounds like Gainesville but colder and a bit bleaker.
It's a post-apocalyptic crime-ridden frozen shithole.
But it’s our post-apocalyptic crime-ridden frozen shithole.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
until you move to chicago
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The traditional Irish of St Stanislaus the Easily Conquered
Welcomes all Notre Dame with open arms and the traditional irish meal of Pierogi and vodka
That closeup was taken out of context
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Solar flare.
It’s about as good an excuse as any.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
They are good...just Virginia is gooder at football
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
we've been running all over houston
so let’s throw three passes in a row and go three and out
never change, bailiff
...and the wind cries McGuffie
Was LaRussa planning on using Garcia in Game 8?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
nice catch though!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
How did the receiver catch that?!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
WHICH GAME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
SORRY
Miami-UVA
I haz two TVs. Football is on the left, Baseball is on the right.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
is ok. I have one tv.
and I don’t feel like running around my place pantsless to turn the other one on
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stealers Wheel?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pardon?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lol defender fuckin ate it
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Ya know, I liked you for a second or two, Gobbler
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
two brothers went to uva
dated a wahoo, briefly. i’m not the worst.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf
title clicked
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Manhunter >>>> Red Dragon
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping I wasn't the only one to hear that
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
TITLE FUCKING CLICKED
AND MAY YOU ROT IN HELL
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That's somewhat less terrifying than the NegaHammond.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Scary
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone else see the guy promoting his alabama football podcast last night?
Did anything funny come from that before it was disappeared?
Bobby Petrino is aware of Augustana College.
Mind. Blown.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Aldrich was a GA at Louisville in 2003, is why.
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inevitable?
makes it sound like you don’t wanna
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer to think of it as once I semi-figured out an itinerary, I was destined to do it and should act.
Unlike certain universities which shall remain nameless.
by Narrow Right on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
so you're flying???
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
aha! there are people there...from here...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
So, at halftime
Nebraska-OmahaMinnesota State-Mankato 14, Augustana 10
Augustana’s missed a field goal and lost a fumble on the MSUM 10-yard-line, so it’s been pretty even.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
related
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd because fuck UNO
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The reason for the strikethrough
is that a whole bunch of UNO’s players transferred to MSUM when Trev pulled the plug.
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Some people I went to school with thought there would be a large influx of transfers to UNK during that ordeal
If there were, they were mostly going to be freshmen. UNK/UNO hate is probably only eclipsed by Chadron State/UNK hate.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Did somebody at Fox just find a thermal camera laying around?
Or has anybody else figured out what the hell the point of these thermal replays are yet?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
donation?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Something about where the bat hit the ball.
It’s hotter there.
They also used it the other day to see if a baseball hit a batter’s foot, as that area would be “hotter.” Thermal replays indicated that it did.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Just watched Captain America
Great character, but seriously underwhelming movie compared to the other comic book movies.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
The trailers look like the shit.
All those other movies setting up the characters, now there’s a balls-out fight fest to give them something to do. Hope it has good villains in it.
The killer app will be when they make a movie that puts XMen and Avengers on the same screen.
FUCK XMEN MOVIES
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With Spider-Man.
A real Spider-Man, not that pansy Maguire.
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you mean the dude from the Social Network?
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Maguire did a fine job in one third of the spiderman series
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS.
All three Spider-Man movies were AWFUL. Kirsten Dunst peaked in Interview with the Vampire. I think she’s still trying to act her way out of a paper bag. That paper bag was those Super-Man movies.
I dunno, I still really like the first Spider Man
2 and 3 can be forgotten, though.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT THEY DIDN'T DO A HAWKEYE MOVIE
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They already made one about Ricky Stanzi
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Captain America has been the only movie that genuinely just felt like a setup, imo
Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man were all pretty enjoyable movies on their own.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Fozzie Whittaker has the Captain America shield over his bed
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about doing the movie captain america for halloween
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I'm an amish dude
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It was more like a WW2 movie than a Marvel movie. But I enjoyed it though.
Captain America:other Marvel movies::X-Men First Class:other X-Men movies
It was just a different type of enjoyment. I’m curious to see what they do with Black Widow. She’s been in almost everything so far.
"What they do with Black Widow"
“We’ve got Scarlett Johannson”
“Costume department has lots of spandex”
“She can kill dudes with her crotch while wearing spandex, right?”
“Yes.”
“Let’s do that.”
by emc503 on Oct 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And what a terrible choice.
Of all the female Avengers they could have chosen, they picked the one with the LEAST interesting look. They could have chosen Tigra if they just wanted a woman who can fight.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasp would have been nice
do we get a Hank Pym?
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Needs moar Scarlet Witch and the Wasp.
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I want something with Dr. Doom in it.
I’d ask for Galactus, but I don’t know how they would do such a thing.
YES DR DOOM PLZ
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
They did Galactus in the last Fantastic Four movie.
It was Ultimate Galactus, a giant swarm of space bugs, and that is BULLSHIT. I want a mountain-sized white dude in a crazy-ass purple helmet.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 27, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I also want more blonde Jessica Alba in blue spandex.
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So he was like the master program in Matrix 3?
Stupid. He is a planet sized dude who eats your planet.
That's what it felt like the entire time
They did a spectacular job establishing Captain America, but the movie was pretty meh.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark May ripping on Blustery, there.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
He's right
Florida blows on offense. All the injuries or not, some of it has to be attributable to the offensive coordinator.
well that was brief
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TWSS
also omnomnom screwdriver fuck yes i haven’t drank in three weeks and have written something like 20 pages in th elast three days
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 27, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOOHOO CONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE INTO MAJOR JOURNAL!
BOOO MOAR DATA
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Rice just got...
/puts on sunglasses
…fried.
by Salt on Oct 27, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Princeton! I'm surprised at you!
I find that racist!
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone's a little bit racist
even Gary Coleman
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by republicofmilk on Oct 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I may have just found a worse commenting team than Jesse & Hooker's Bane.
CBS Sports team is awful.
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Oh, god.
Augustana receiver catches the ball and gets tackled FOUR YARDS PAST the yellow line.
“Makes the catch, looks like he’s short of the first down…”
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Honestly, I don't think Jesse is that bad in an anchor role
As a color commentator, his point of view is fairly insipid as he’s from the player perspective (and not a particularly good one,) and generally I’d rather get my color commentary from a coach perspective.
I have this suspicion that, whenever Palmer says something is smart or intelligent, it is actually rather mundane
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
When he is behind a desk on Saturday
He does OK. His color commentary just leaves a lot to be desired though. The only non coach whose color I kind of like is Herb.
Mike Mayock
but he only does NBC games.
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Blackledge is alright.
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reminds me of
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
In one half, UVa has 252 yards against Miami
We had 249 total against NC State last week.
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
Duke is gonna be awesome.
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It's going to take at least 9 goals to win this Flyers vs Jets game.
Good lord.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
that sounds awesome.
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Oh my, yes
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Damn double-post
SBNation having a few hiccups, it seems
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
the double post only appears to you
refresh the page and it should disappear
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm, not for me.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And now, after refreshing, double post is gone
What in the hell?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
derp
Mario Hull rush reverse for a loss of 11 yards to the Rice 9, tackled by Phillip Steward, RICE penalty holding declined.
There is our season in one play, folks
...and the wind cries McGuffie
"I don't even pray for her anymore"
“because she’s been dead for years”
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
Honestly, it sounded like a sad story
But I just can’t understand more than every other word that Lou Holtz says.
replace UVA with Duke
/GUFFAWS
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by Londonjoe on Oct 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would buy tickets for that
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Is it in Charlotte?
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what weekend?
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lolololol
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Why you gotta hate?
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston's just running the ICBM offense.
Which is working.
Which means Rice has had the same secondary since 2000.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Miami?
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DevilGrad - the northern Miami; PhilipNolan - the southern Miami
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
we didn't have a real clemson fan for a while
one that would stick around anyway.
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they've come out of the woodword as of recently
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
We seem to have gained several lately
Then again, we also seemed to have picked up several more GT fans about 3 weeks or so ago, so, y’know.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the internet
all our girls are secretly GT fans. also boys.
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And yet
I sense no USC fans.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
SKLM hasn't been around?
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the first is more a Boise State fan
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I would say Indiana is pretty scarce around here. Also DAllas Golden Gopher fans
/Ducks
//runs
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LoneStarHoosier
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what about Oklahoma State? any Okie state fans?
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The Pac-12 is underrated as a rule.
One USC fan, one Cal fan, an occasional UCLA fan, and some Oregon guys.
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And a bunch of ASU guys.
And an Arizona guy.
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Haven't seen ZombieJackTatum in a while....
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it's almost like he's
/sunglasses
DEAD!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hehehe, who also happened to be the daughter of the boss who just shit-canned him
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I think once we pick up a Wyoming fan
we win. It’s like getting the Pokemon that’s only on one square in the whole game.
Does he/she have
the sense of humor and love of esoterica that would fit in here?
I want to see Wyoming raeg.
That won't work.
We need someone who owns a lariat but can also type really fast and swear creatively.
And that doesn't describe any of us?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well, that's 3 for 3 on me.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You don't drink?
How did you survive the Capital One Bowl?
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I cant wait for the pacific life bowl
I know the whale game is not suggested but, fuck it
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
What Capital One Bowl?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, trolling y'all is mean.
Last weekend was fun to watch.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There's a chance it could happen this year again, too
We could potentially get stuck in the Sugar Bowl with you or LSU.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Us.
LSU’s not beatable this year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
NO! GO AWAY!
Go pick on someone your own size! Michigan State is NOT ready for you fuckers yet! Go beat up WIsconsin or something!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure the bowl people would avoid that MSU/Bama rematch like the plague
So, they’d pick the SEC East champ to play us in the Sugar instead, while Bama gets a return trip to lovely (godawful) Orlando
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Who's in the lead in the SEC East right now?
Georgia?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont forget about Vandy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Any of those teams sound fine
I’d also be fine with any matchup in the Rose Bowl vs the Pac-12. I don’t think we’d win against every single one of those teams, but I think we could at least make a game out of them. Just NO LSU, and NO BAMA. PLEASE.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Doubt it.
More likely we’d get shifted to the Fiesta and the Sugar would take the Big XII runner-up.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Stop bringing logic into this.
I was trying to troll Bama
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Nick Saban has taught you well,
but Miles won’t fall for your reverse jinx.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
I wish this were true, I really do.
But I’ve resigned myself to being 12-1 this year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah but we need a real live Wyoming fan.
They would bring a new flavor of pain to the comment threads.
I think most Wyoming fans are more resigned
than bitter.
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No, no, I have actually talked to them.
Of course, it was in Tucson. In 1993. At a bowl game.
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Like there aren't enough people around here to troll me.
Give me someone Iowa State hasn’t blown a lead to.
Um, I’ll wait.
by Narrow Right on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We're missing Colorado State
and Air Force and New Mexico and Nevada and Fresno State and New Mexico State and Louisiana Tech and San Jose State and…
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There's been a few random Husky sightings
None of them have stuck around that I’m aware of, though
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
God in heaven I want a m&m cookie ice cream sandwich
no, this does not relate to anything
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I could walk to jewel
Its really really close
But I am in pajamas and its f cold outside
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I've been trying to find a high fidelity version of the Mister Softee song
aka the song the ice cream truck plays.
Mizzou would like to know
What is fidelity?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 27, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/green line leads you to African safari
/green line appears to go straight into lagoon full of hippos
%s/dwarf/saban/g
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by Irishjugg on Oct 27, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh.
Every. Single. Minute. Of. Every. Single. Summer.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Are there?
Who?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There's a few Golden Bears.
Myself, 49er, and VandyImport off the top of my head.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I knew 49er.
I thought you were a Nebraska guy for some reason…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nebraska? Must be someone around here with a handle similar to AERose.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
There's a good chance I just made that up at some point.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Cheers. Despite your avatar I always wonder why it is that a Texas fan
posts so much about Bama.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
No Okie Lites to my knowledge.
If there were, I would make fun of them.
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I don't know how hard you're trolling me.
We’ve got a certain friendly customer over in the pain-pit…
LOTS of ND fans
I can count six or so
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I think that was a troll...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I just assumed 95% of the EDSBS population were UF,UGA, and LSU fans
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I've tried that. It doesn't work.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Why not?
After all, the NCAA ignores their shenanigans
/troll call-back
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I prefer the term "emigre"
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're not running fast enough.
(As for Indiana: LoneStarHoosier, although she’s a relative newbie.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
DCTrojan, who hasn't been around lately
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Does Holly count as a fan of UTEP?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Mean Green.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fuck this Dr. Lou shit.
Okay, can someone explain two ads to me?
First, the AT&T ad where the bitchy wife is watering the flowers and they’re talking about texting plans; what’s the joke? Or does it just suck?
Two, the executive compensation list FedEx ad. What does that mean?
God damn it I post that and then he talks about cancer awareness and I look like a fucking tool.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
At&T ad is sending up dramas
FedEx? haven’t seen that one.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That bitch has her own greenhouse and she's complaining about texting plans. Fuck her.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Hive
bitch better not have any big bags of potting soil around or she’s about to end up under one
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Fedex exec is going on about saving trees, paper, so they reused paper for the meeting.
But then his pay scale is on the paper she is looking at.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
See, it's funny because the woman said something wrong
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Its funny because she doesnt love her husband and their marriage is on the rocks
/Kneeslapper
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I see the problem now!
The joke is that she’s not in the kitchen!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 27, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
First one: it's just a stupid fucking ad.
Second: They’re reusing paper to save money and one of the sheets that a meeting agenda got printed on has the “executive compensation list” (aka “how many godzillions we’re paying the board/CEO/etc.”), which might be a bit demotivating for the peons.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The stupidest ads I have ever seen are for those Miller Lite Vortex bottles
OH SHIT, ITS GOT SWIRLS
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
that is a truly dumb ad
the whole notion of diet soda is fucking stupid
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fernando SAlas, still in the game. sooooooo.....
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GO RICE OWLS. HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
scoring just angers them. better to just lie there on the ground. hope they go away or lose interest. it's like with grizzly bears.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HOLY COW!!!
I fond Rice Houston on some obscure channel I have!
WOOOO
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Wait, what the fuck?
Virginia is winning?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
YOu beat Georgia Tech too, right?
Best UVa season in program history, or…?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
1990...fsck
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it IS Miami.
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We're always winning. Just in this case we are outscoring another football team also
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It is my dream that the entirety of the ACC ties in W-L
I don’t know if it is even feasible, but I don’t care.
I've been waiting for this to happen, honestly.
Both in and out of conference. I would not be shocked. I’d love to see all of the tie-breakers get used all the way down to “flip a coin.”
There was one year where it was still possible with two weeks to go, I think.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
May have been, but just between two teams
I want to see the whole conference finish 4-4.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
For the Atlantic division
VT ran rough-shod through the conference, then dick-tripped against its own expectations while playing Stanford
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
yeah, they didn't lose that one by bad luck
they got steamrolled
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Harbaugh was quite insistent
on letting everyone know what his deal was.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
/complains to refs
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
These donuts are the real deal
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
F'ing Jayron Hosley
He dropped an easy TAINT when it was 13-12 in the 2nd half. Stanford scored on that drive and never looked back.
The Atlantic was close last year.
I think with 2 weeks left everyone but Wake was alive. By the last week I think just NC State and FSU had a chance…and State choked on the opportunity.
Ah, that's right.
Duke blew up the dream with three weeks to go by losing to get to 1-5, but it was still possible to get a 5-3, 3-5, and ten 4-4s.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I would like to see Swaffords head explode if that happened
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And it is my dream that..
FLORIDA NEVER WINS ANOTHER GAME..so there
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about that, but there is an actual chance that the ACCCG could be WF-UVA.
Based on what I’ve seen of them playing. Of course, UVA would have to beat VT, and WF would have to beat Clemson.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Silly Specter177
Wake Forest isnt in the ACC. We just say they are to make them feel better
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Robert Randolph on for field goal
/makes goal, plays killer slide riff
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
chloe gonna pass out now...
y’all watch some footbaw
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
that is amazing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
BAWWWWWWWW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That is beyond adorable
Now I want to adopt an Owl and have it become a caretaker for other animals. Beyond awesome.
Commenter on whatever affiliate I have UH/RICE on
“Thats a great question but FUCK NO”
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Oh you, Jacory
Finding new and exciting ways to derp…maybe.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Apparenlty they are hiring the blind in the replay booth as part of a diversity effort
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ACC refs?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You rang?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Free beer in the ref's locker room
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Golden always looks so hilariously disheveled
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Wouldn't you be if your current job and last job were total tire fires when you got there?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Not just tire fires
Tire fire in dumpsters, on fire.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Yep
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably
But he does it so well. It’s like that’s the look he’s going for.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks like he spends a lot of his time trying to sell something he knows is completely worthless.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He should call up Brady Hoke for advice, then
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Or the ShamWow guy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
So based on the above comments, Al Golden
is a hybrid of Al Bundy and Lemmon’s character from Glengarry Glen Ross.
Did anyone see that movie with him (Vince) and Lindsey Lohan?
I still really want to see that…don’t judge me.
Judging by the cast, you can probably find it on the Razzie's webpage
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Underground Comedy 2010
Anyone who says “you’ll love my nuts” to millions and millions of people is my hero.
Even if he gives hookers the Craig James treatment
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I only think of 2 videos anymore when that guy comes to mind
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Desmond Howard likes your style, McCarver.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
:One time Brett Favre told me that youve gotta pass to set up the run:
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael Irvin was a bitch Craig James
The PSU secondary beat the shit out of him.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Evening, folks.
Just came in from teaching a private school marching band a couple of moves for a dance routine and I don’t like the score right now.
Let The Golden Era of Miami begin.
Yeah, it's a miracle the Cards are even still in it, the Rangers deserve to lose this game
just for not being up by 4 or 5 already…ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you meant…yeah the ’Canes are giving UF a run for their money for worst team in the state
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Mr. Schnellenberger would like a word
I just committed blasphemy, didn’t I?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a pretty wide open competition among the BCS teams.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Sigh, I guess I deserved that.
Even though my baseball interest went right out the door when the Marlins were officially eliminated from playoff contention…..which was very early, btw.
Let The Golden Era of Miami begin.
............. The making of the luvabulls coming this fall on Comcast Sports net....
DO WANT
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I actually want it to come back.
I played basketball my whole life and like seeing it at the highest level. Plus it’s a sport to watch during the late winter.
Oh, you mean like hockey!
Yeah…. If the NBA never played another… uh… whatever, minute, that would be just super with me.
It was the only sport within 200 miles of me growing up
Since my father hated the Longhorns. So I have a soft spot.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah, it's something to look forward to
I dont give two shits about hockey. (BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WISH FOR HOCKEY’S DEMISE, ALL YOU ANGRY PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE AWAY SOMETHING THAT BRINGS ME JOY) And the NBA is a lot of fun to watch for me, since i grew up with it
Okay, you can have your NBA
as long as it stays off SportsCenter.
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Fixed that for ya.
as long as it stays off SportsCenter the internet, television, radio, newspapers, telegrams, and smoke signals.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool story bro time...
A good friend of mine is an aide to the mayor of Detroit. Was talking to him the other day, and he told me I should come up for a Redwings game, cuz he can get the mayor’s luxury box. When I asked him which game, he says “any of them – these tickets never get used.”
Me- “What? How does a free Wings suite go unused?”
Him – “I’m the only white guy in the office – they don’t give a shit about hockey”
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Well, it would've been moderately amusing
for GT basketball to be Philips’ only tenant this season.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds right up my alley!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Look at the little spots!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Punters
Let’s run into them.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Not sure if good running game
or really shitty run defense
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Al Groh is Al Groh's favorite chessmaster
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Augustana up 17-14
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And... bam, MSUM goes back up 21-17.
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UMMS
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SMUM
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SUMM
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 27, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Rice
Please throw to your fucking tight end. He is projected 14 fucking points did you not get the fucking memo?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
which one...willson?
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME.
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
And a miss.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
that was..
creative defense.
“I call it the boundary field flood”
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Fiesta de la Derp
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
This baseball game is full of errors
And the football game is full of derps
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
This is what happens you PLAY ON THURSDAY NIGHTS.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate you Michael Young.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sweet Jesus, was Oprah giving out error as her "Favorite Things" tonight?
AND YOU GET AN ERROR,AND YOU GET AN ERROR……
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 27, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
They're making a sequel to... wait for it, and pass me the bleach...
Beetlejuice.
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Jump in the line!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Will they reincarnate Geena Davis?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Aw, she always steals my heart.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 27, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, she always picks me right up
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Or your pants
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Hot..I think you meant hot
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
will they make steve gutenberg a star?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! Hey! Hey! How 'bout a Zagnut?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
They're looking to get some more star power in it
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon let's try to have a sirius conversation here.
by Salt on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We normally have such stellar conversations around here.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They tend to be pretty illuminating
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
God, are we getting sucked into this black hole of a conversation topic once more?
by emc503 on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's amazing how frequently these flare up
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
some posters just have their fingers on the pulsar of the thread
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 27, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thing I hate about these is that they tend to dwarf legitimate conversation
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, we do go off the main sequence sometimes.
by Erik T on Oct 27, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, did y'all here about the Betelgeuse remake?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 27, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trying to fuse this back with the main thread?
Ironic. Ironic and dangerous.
by Erik T on Oct 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, he seems to be fission for a response
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Oct 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
These comments seem so alien to the original post
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this thread will reach its heat death eventually
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know about that. It's all about criticality thinking.
by RubTheRock on Oct 27, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it seems to be going through rapid inflation at the moment
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Oct 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That comet seemed so forced
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There was a glalaxy of other things he could have said.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a rather dark matter to speak of.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It seems as though there will soon be a big crunch coming
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you sirius?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You must be neutron here.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
We seem to have wandered off the main sequence here.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This is star-ing to get really annoying
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes these threads collapse in on themselves, though
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
even when that happens the big ones tend to explode outward again
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Nah.
I’ve red giant threads that were fine before.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Even when the phases of conversation shift?
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dont you just hate it when these seemingly infinent subthreads keep expanding?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"And this is where the national pastime is at it's best."
In a 5 error, derp-tastic game? You are a dumbass, sir!
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Oct 27, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank you.
This game has been Sunbeast quality
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Rec'd for truth
And not to start a flame war, but can it really be called the National Pastime anymore? I love baseball, but I think I’m in the minority.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, sure, I suppose you can call it that.
But the most common bird in the country ain’t the bald eagle.
Yes, still pastime
pastime does not mean current “favoritest sport”
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No. Not for years.
The NFL is the national pasttime now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You must remember
Joe Buck hates sports.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I have missed emo Joe Buck
Also, I saw the guy in the stands with a stuffed squirrel toy on his head, and thought it might be you :-P
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That was a very Jacory Harris throw.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Girlfriend has started reading Dr Saturday! Next up: EDSBS. although if we break up, that’ll get awkward.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
THIS. SO MUCH THIS.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
yeah, I'll leave it at doc sat.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
DONT FLOSS THE CREAMS
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
awww for fuck's sake ref
let us hold them, it’s not like we’re coming back
...and the wind cries McGuffie
Oh man, I fell bad for Schnelly
That x mark really seems unnecessary
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
playing without an offense will do that
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS. RAGIN CAJUNS GONNA RAGE IN THE MAGICJACK BOWL
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
What if there's one of those situations where there aren't enough bowl eligible teams and a 5-7 team makes it?
I still believe, damn it.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Id like to see a 4-8 team somehow make and win a conference championship someday
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what's great about the Big 12?
That cannot happen.
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I thought the round robin was cool when the Pac-10 did it.
/schedulehipster’d
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It was fantastic."
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I don't know what that has to do with anything,
but agreed vigorously and thoroughly!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Your challenge has been ACCepted.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
by Tremendous on Oct 27, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Better yet, make it the Big East
Then it could happen with the team somehow managing a winning record in conference.
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Terxus just a-herpin and a-derpin.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Texas?
I suppose you missed pretty much every time St Louis has played defense.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
And you were saying?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
...
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is like little league,
all we need now is somebody’s dad to get into it with the ump
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
/wears glove as hat
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
/blows dandelion bits into the air
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And a pick off at third.
HERPA DERPA
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
So, anybody watch the new Beavis & Butthead episode tonight?
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DVR'ed
Waiting till after the WS.
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Houston Cogars
Time of possession: 11:05
Points: 45
4 points for every minute they have the ball.
...and the wind cries McGuffie
*cougars
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Owls gonna... owl?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh ho ho.
Augustana busts a 44-yard run to the MSUM 3. Then gets called for delay.
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It's bullshit he gets to set records
If other QBs got to play for their team for a decade, they could break records too.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Until this year
I’ve been convinced that Wisconsin’s had the same guy at quarterback since the late ’90s. They just keep giving him a new alias and jersey number every few years to keep people from realizing it.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
WHAT THE FUCK
MY CAR INSURANCE GIVES BETTER COVERAGE THAN THAT
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Everytime
Brain Wilson says “You’re done” I want to reply with “Yes, Brian. Yes, you are.”
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by Orangebowl81 on Oct 27, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Obligitory Obligitory
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 27, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'd smoke that
interpret how you will.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Oct 27, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What the shit is this baseball game?
How did the Tigers get dominated by these Texas relievers in the ALCS? Oof.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Nobody wants to win this game.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The Los Angeles Dodgers just overtook the New York Yankees and Saint Louis Cardinals
on my “fuck you, fuck you forever” list.
Their lawyers are trying to pin part of the blame on the Bryan Stow attack on Stow himself. Frank McCourt can go stick his head in a woodchipper right fucking now.
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I think I need a new MLB team to root for now.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I can help.
UNK joins a new conference next year. And what team sits right in the middle of that conference?
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It's like an ant, only with different chromosomes.
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I've always enjoyed seeing the Royals do well
But come on. That’s a whole lotta disappointment to put up with for threeve months.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, they really played well in the second half.
If they can get a pitcher or two…..
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It's only disappointing if you expect them to succeed
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Y HALLO THAR.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't listen to the Cardinals fan.
We have fajitas.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/Jamie McCourt files motion to receive half of Frank's scrambled skull
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I saw this.
Fuck the Dodgers.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Jon Jay is up.
Oh boy.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
You know what, let's bring him up.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that Miami player realizing he wasn't going to catch the ball
and attempting to draw a penalty from a player like 3 steps behind him.
"THAT AIR WAS HOLDING ME REF"
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
jesus christ
is my tight end not even playing?
Rice fan, wtf is going on?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I don't think it was a thrown away pass
The arc seemed to high. I think he was actually trying to pass it.
Yeesh.
Uh, Rice? You may want to cover that guy.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I am late as fuck to this party.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
I thought Eric gave you the creeps?
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by Orangebowl81 on Oct 27, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A little.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Emphasis on ehh
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
EH CEE CEE?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh hi Adrian Beltre!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
CRUZ~!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Furk.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Cruz!
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Beltre and Cruz
Back-to-back jacks.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
That is a lot of blue in the stands at Busch Stadium.
I thought St. Louis was a better baseball town than that.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
THEY'RE THE BEST BASEBALL TOWN IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL
AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT
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awful nice of the Cards to bring in their batting practice pitcher
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Oh dear.
Rice KO return man slips at the 1 yard line.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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1. seems we're mostly running the ball
2. QBs having terrible days
3. Splits time with other TE (McDonald)
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I havent even seen him on the field
Isnt he like, their best reciever overall? Wondering why he would be splitting time at all
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
yeah it's weird
didn’t hear anything about him being injured
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone wants me to lose this week
ITs the only game GG will ever be not favored in, and all my players are sitting of kneesploding
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
2 stinking points.
My other loss this year was by a point. However I don’t score a ton of points either.
tyler smith: kind of good
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Augustana scores, goes for two, fails
Augustana 26, MSU-Mankato 21, 8:45
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Fuck. Augie.
Pretentious Lutherans. Just cause you’re the biggest religious school in the state doesn’t make you Notre Fucking Dame.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
There is no gambling at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice.
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Ok, you can owe me!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Enter Theriot.
So.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
So I'm reduced to hoping a LSU/Cub saves the season?
On the other hand, getting this far probably more improbable than ’Nova in 85.
/do not start astronomy thread again.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
He's going to ground into a double play to end the game and you know it.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
somehow the Cards will drop a flyball in their last at bat
/don’t think it can’t happen
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Longest run in Rice history
besides being the staple grain for an entire continent for several centuries.
Let me guess: McGuffie has not been used at all by Rice
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
Not that I've seen.
Of course, they’d need him to play corner, from what I can tell.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you drinking alone in the dark yet?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
got to go to work tomorrow, this team is a dumpster fire, not worth getting shitfaced over.
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
which is?
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So I'm missing footbaw tomorrow night.
On the other hand, camping in my fourth state of the month.
I feel okay about this.
I'm trying to decide which has a nicer ring to it.
Nebraska-Mankato, or Minnesota State-Omaha?
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You came in late.
A WHOLE BUNCH of MSUM’s players came over from UNO.
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Well, we sure weren't using them anymore.
And it’s not Minnesota State. They’re fucking Mankato State, just as “Mizery State” is SMS. I don’t care what they call themselves; that’s who they are.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no.
It’s okay to call them Minnesota State-Mankato, just like it’s okay to use Minnesota State-Moorhead.
I just refuse to bow to their arrogance and leave off the branch designator, because that’s insulting to the rest of ’em.
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As will I.
But with a disapproving frown for them trying to just pull off Minnesota State.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They even get pissy if you use "Minnesota State University, Mankato" in an athletic context
even though that’s the exact fucking name of the school.
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If you can't get into college, go to State, /clap /clap
If you can’t get into college, go to State! /clap /clap
If you can’t get into college, ‘cause you just don’t got the knowledge,
If you can’t get into college, go to State! /clap /clap
If you wanna drive a bus, go to State, /clap /clap
If you wanna drive a bus, go to State! /clap /clap
If you wanna drive a bus, I don’t remember how this verse goes,
If you wanna drive a bus, go to State!
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State, /clap /clap
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State! /clap /clap
If you really have a knack for putting it in the sack,
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State! /clap /clap
etc, etc
Is that what the mean people from Tuscon chanted?
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No, nothing there at all about pornography or prostitution.
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North Nogales Vocational School and Tire Shop isn't that clever.
That’s usually reserved for St. Cloud, we don’t give enough of a shit about Mankato or Bemidji.
Lots of check downs
Deep ball being put in a position for only his receivers to catch it.
It can’t be a QB for the Dolphins.
How dare you.
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CHAD HENNE RHYMES WITH DOUCHEBAG
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought we out grew this.
That being said, fuck the wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Oct 27, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It was my favorite t-shirt I saw on campus my freshman year
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
...
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Oct 27, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dammit, Charles.
Title clicked.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's Dr. Who... I think
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
And the Weeping Angels are easily the scariest damn thing on the show.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I recently learned that Dr. Who writers are also the ones responsible for the new Sherlock show/mini series
it makes me seriously consider looking into Dr. Who.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
OMFGYAIS
The third episode was just fan-FUCKING-tastic television.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
7 meaning the 7th Doctor?
I didn’t even start watching until this year (caught up on Series 5 before watching this year’s episodes, been going back through the 9th and 10th Doctors now).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That would be what I mean, yes.
I caught a little bit of… nine? Whatever one started the new BBC run. Horribad Fox TV movie does not count.
Yeah, Series 1 was the 9th.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Honestly, I don't think the show really got really good until
the end of the first season. Tennant is a better doctor in my opinion.
Fuck fucking nightmare fuel
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
You can take Miami out of the Big East
but you can’t take the Big East out of Miami.
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by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
!
What is this I don’t even
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ehem
C. Keenum QB
HOU 66 v RICE 34 2:43 3Q
483 PaYd, 8 PaTD (57,57,21,64,18,57,21,64,18,41,20,37,22), PaInt 65.32
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
OBVIOUSLY HOUSTON IS PUTTING ON A SHOW AS AN AUDITION FOR CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT AND--
/vomitdeath
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
8 TDs and 65.32 INTs?
How do you even get 0.32 of an interception, anyway?
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
1 Int
that 65.32 is his fantasy points.
in one game
int he 3rd quarter
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I'm assuming that's good?
Obviously the 8 TDs are moderately superhuman.
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Houston’s at 66 … with 2 1/2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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And no school calls off the dogs quite like Houston.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston 100, Tulsa 6 on line one
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Hey, they stopped short of 100.
They remembered the missing 5, if you will.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
by Tremendous on Oct 27, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and
P. Edwards WR
HOU 66 v RICE 34 2:43 3Q
271 ReYd, 4 ReTD (57,57,64,57,64,37,22), 6 Recpt 54.1
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Nobody even owns Edwards in my fantasy league. Which is good, because that means I don't have to play against him.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
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picking him up would not be the worst choice if you are weak at WR
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I was messing around with my WR corps since Rueben Randle was on bye,
and somehow I ended up with Deandre Hopkins. Edwards wasn’t even on my radar.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
yeah they just keep chucking it deep
assholes
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, it's not like they're up 50.
It’s technically still a four-score game (if you manage to convert four two-pointers).
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He was touched by the Holgo long ago............
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the image of Holland running the bases in a jacket.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Sooooo....STL turned into the 1986 Red Sox?
Also, Ron Washington is still on coke. Ain’t foolin’ nobody.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 27, 2011 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Coke you say?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you doing Virginia?
This is not fun for me.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
THAT'S BETTER
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm having fun observing that, given the frequency of mentions so far tonight, the crowning success of Miami's season thus far has been losing to Virginia Tech
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
VIrginia is so going to derp this away
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Oh shit Miami
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
What I've been saying!
lonestarball Adam J. Morris
And letting Holland hit for himself ended up working out. I’m starting to think Ron Washington is the Les Miles of MLB.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Swagger'd.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
I could actually do that...
I’d need to shave off the rest of the beard though. And find a few pillows.
And my hair is just the right length too.
Damn, this is going to be good. I wish the stache was a little bit more full, but it’ll do.
Roommate: Wow, Nolan Ryan is psychic!!!!!!!!!
How fucking hard is it to predict a 7 game series in your team’s favor?
Imma hang up and listen
true
at least houston still has their coach
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
My hatred for Miami has weakened slightly
Golden is too likeable. Much like Derek Dooley.
Imma hang up and listen
I hate that Golden took this job.
I fucking hate Miami so much, but I gotta root for Golden.
MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Without PSU getting Meyer
Golden will be on the list.
And Golden will want to get the fuck out of Miami with the shit storm they’re going to get hit with.
He'll get a look, him winning games at an AQ school will just give me more confidence.
It all depends on how long Joe will go.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe will coach until he's 100
Or he becomes a grouchy fairy, one of the two.
by Bus Crasher on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe will get up to coach one day
and not notice that he left his body behind. This will not affect his coaching in the slightest.
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by SpartanDan on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he traded that thing in things would be better.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Harry Potter rec?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That was the reference I was going for, yes.
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It feels like that right now.
Although he’s pretty beat up
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by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't surprise me
Seriously, the dude has barely aged over the last 30 years. The Lazzarus Pits of State College
Imma hang up and listen
Miami can fucking burn after he leaves.
I hope they hire RonP, Gerg and Footbaw Bob all at the same time.
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by psuphiman80 on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
GERG as HC, RonP as OC, and Footbaw Bawb at DC obv.
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It was fantastic."
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Oh, Oh, can I join?
I’ll be your special team coach!
by Bus Crasher on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This is where I remind everyone that the texas longhorns scored 13 points in a half against us
...and the wind cries McGuffie
And memphis scored only 6 all game
that is how bad memphis is
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
YES!!!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Mankato chews up five minutes, scores, and THEY go for two... and THEY fail
MSUM 27, Augustana 26, 3:28
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Should have been "they go for TWO..."
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No, because the point was that on the preceding score
Augustana went for two and failed.
PAY ATTENTION TO THAT ABOUT WHICH YOU DO NOT CARE
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..... God damnit St. Louis.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Well i am calling it a night
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Stupid
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
protip: don't pitch it when there is a dude between you and the pitchman
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And Keenum is still in and throwing deep.
I was cutting them some slack in the first three quarters, but now it’s way way wrong.
Temperature in Houston during Summer vs Temperature in Minnaepolis during Winter.
by Bus Crasher on Oct 27, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
110 to negative 30?
Houston’s defense is not that good
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I was looking toward something like 107 to 17...
And remember, we are talking about Minnesota’s offense, which scored 0 against Michigan, and 24 to North Dakota State
by Bus Crasher on Oct 27, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Miami
HOW I MANAGE CLOCK
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
ARMPUNT! ARMPUNT! ARMPUNT!
It’s the only way this game can end.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
And with that,Albert Pujols rides off into the sunset
and makes a right on Clark and Addison.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 27, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Please God No!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
He'll have to paint on the beard like Hollywood Hogan to make it work.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
He only had hits in one of six games this series.
And that’s when he had 3 homers. What a weird stat.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Little early for the hail mary, dontcha think?
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by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Mankato forces a three-and-out within the Augustana 10 yard line
2:40 to go, Mankato’s ball right at midfield, leading 27-26.
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Mankato doesn't get a first down
but Augustana had no timeouts, so they were able to kill the clock.
Final, 27-26.
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WINNERS ALWAYS WANT THE BALL WHEN THE GAME IS ON THE LINE, JACORY
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Fowler had me thinking he had a walk-in touchdown.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 27, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Same
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's the end of the game!
Night folks.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 27, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Phrasing
The FSN “Good Hands” award for the game is sponsored by something called Brown Hand Center.
Brown Hand Center?
Banky’s got that covered.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 27, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS DOUBLE OUR POINTS
AND KEEP THEM OFF THE BOARD FUCK YEAH WE CAN DO THIS
...and the wind cries McGuffie
Another loss.....
and I still have the winless Dolphins to deal with this weekend as well. Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to follow either team, but at least UM’s hopeful.
Let The Golden Era of Miami begin.
Now it's time to watch the undrinkable beers of sadness flowing from the eyes of Saint Louis.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
REVERSE JINX ACTIVATED!
This game is not over. Do not curse me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/wearing Rangers jersey
//all is well
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He'll go to Milwaukee
And Prince will end up in St. Louis.
TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 27, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, that means you get to watch ALL THE 110 POINTS
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FINISH. THE. DRILL.
You watched a three-day-old WIAC game, you can watch this!
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You... what?
Dude, when you first said you were watching it, I said “someone doesn’t score”!
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Well.
Honestly, I’m glad you ignored me and thought it was live, ’cause that was kind of a dickish spoiler, and I felt bad.
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Either that guy is un-tackleable
or Rice really ought to try covering him occasionally.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Most of them have been wide open over the top.
This last one was a crossing route and then he got a block downfield.
You're shitting me.
7 catches, 300-some yards, 5 TDs? That is … holy fuck.
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oh my god
P. Edwards WR
HOU 72 v RICE 34 10:29 4Q
318 ReYd, 5 ReTD (57,57,64,57,64,37,22,47), 7 Recpt 65.3
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Something like 3-4 great games worth of points for most receivers
incredible
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I was getting there
C. Keenum QB
HOU 73 v RICE 34 10:13 4Q
534 PaYd, 9 PaTD (57,57,21,64,18,57,21,64,18,41,20,37,22,47), PaInt, 2 RuYd 73.56
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
/Edwards scores another touchdown.
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It was fantastic."
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Great, we got the cable guy trying to save the season, what could go wrong?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Holy shit...Gerald Laird?!
I had no clue where he went after Detroit.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
This one goes out to you, david bailiff
This was a failure
I’m making a note here: no success
It’s hard to understate my sheer frustration
Rice Owls Football
We take who must because we’re cheap
To attempt to win some games
Except the safeties are dead.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep Sam running up the middle till he breaks
With the offense outgunned and the D can’t stop the run
Against coaches who are still employed
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though Case broke the D and killed it
And threw for threeve touchdowns
And made us look like a dumpster fire
As they scored I lol’d because
I just had pity on you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And it all points downhill so I think it’s past time
So I’m glad we got burned think of all the things we learned
For the coaches who we will employ
Go ahead and leave town
I think we prefer to have Mike Leach
Maybe you’ll find someone else to hire you
Maybe the Longhorns
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway, this Pirate’s great:
He’s so eccentric and smart
Look at me still talking when there’s football to do.
When I look out there it makes me hope we fire you.
I have practices to run, there are line drills to be done
With the coaches who are still employed
And believe me they are still employed
They’re coaching defense and they’re still employed
They’re scoring touchdowns and they’re still employed
While you’re losing they’ll be still employed
And when you’re fired they will be still employed.
Still employed
Still employed
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Aww, come on. You've scored 34 points! That's some good offense!
/tries to retain straight face
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It's funny, because in any other game, that would be.
Seems quaint when the other team has 73.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
We killed Case Keenum once
Sorry we couldn’t do it again.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 27, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep hitting the rec button, but it only works once
Someone really should look into this.
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOO dont warm up the backup QB
THE QUEST FOR 10 MUST CONTINUE
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Cardinal bench: empty.
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holy shit
shortstop throws it after delaying
throws late
runner safe
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
And if he'd just thrown it to fucking second.
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Kinsler was playing to pull, too far from the bag.
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Toss it to Kinsler
He would’ve beat the runner to the bag.
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Good thing that was a Molina at second, huh?
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true, but on the whole, I'd still take him over any catcher in the game, just got to live with not scoring from second a lot
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Hived.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Small sample size
But Mike Napoli has been the best catcher in baseball for about the past 3 months.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
the hot guy is always going to be hot,
Molina has a track record I’m comfortable with
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Mauer? (Assuming he's healthy, which has been a problem the past year or two.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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/AJ Pierzynski shows up and beats the crap out of all of you
//then shrugs and admits he sucks
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Hmm, I wouldn't be suprised if Keenum lobies his coach to let him try for it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I wonder how many games he could have won this week
ALL BY HIMSELF.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
I was at the bar during the post game interview, did I miss anything good?
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by Orangebowl81 on Oct 27, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
ALWAYS CRUSH YOUR RIVAL
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That doesn't bother me as much as leaving Keenum in for the last two possessions.
i expect the backups to run the real offense. Right now they have all the twos in, including the line. They should have done it at the start of the fourth, though.
Yes. Agreed.
But they were “only” up 25 points with 5 minutes left in the third, so you could sort of justify. Barely.
May not be tactically wise
but I say if you put in the backups, you can run whatever the fuck you want.
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by Orangebowl81 on Oct 27, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
fair enough, not trying get all butthurt over this
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about whatever the fuck you want.
But if your offense consists of going deep, then yeah, run your offense.
Well, yeah, that's what I meant.
You shouldn’t be running a flea-flicker or anything ridiculous like that, but if the backups are in you don’t have to do the Addazio offense (dive, dive, dive, punt).
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by Orangebowl81 on Oct 27, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Right. I was mostly speaking from a particular game in 2010 when Florida played FIU
When Urban pulled the starters, and he did it pretty early, and then proceeded to implement the air raid. Since we didn’t run the air raid the following year, I think Urb was just being a douche.
Hey, Cameron Frye's at the plate!
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So, this is kind of interesting
As linked by several people on Twitter, it looks like we may have some answers about this whole Missouri thing.
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"Monday". LOL
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I think this raises more questions than answers…why didn’t it happen, if it was supposed to be a done deal then?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Well...
The thinking seems to be that the WVU/LVL mess may actually end up with WVU/LVL both coming in and Missouri staying.
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I'm hoping Missouri leaves, WVU goes to the SEC, and Louisville goes to the Big 12.
Leaving Missouri standing desperately at the side of the road.
Why? No real reason.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
I would be OK with this.
Epic, epic trolling of Missouri for a long, long time.
by Narrow Right on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it did happen, and all the media people just forgot to cover it.
/tries to keep straight face.
//fails.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Oh, shit.
Since Missouri hasn’t left the Big 12… the SEC now has NO cover for a tortious interference claim.
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Hope y'all did
because it’s already been taken down.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 27, 2011 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The state of Missouri is preoccupied at the - SQUIRREL! - moment.
Perfect timing to accidentally put it up and take it down. Anyone get a screenshot?
by Narrow Right on Oct 27, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Love the gallows humor from the rice boards
I wonder if Rice would win the SPC this year.
...and the wind cries McGuffie
I read that as SPL.
Was about to say you might as well aim for third place, because the top two spots are taken.
Celtic's actually in third right now
albeit only one point back of Motherwell with a game in hand.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Just curious, how representative are you of the Rice alumni base?
I mean, my sister is a Rice alumnus and doesn’t give a shit about Rice football, but usually coach firing and such is from alumni pressure.
Very few students give a shit
Alumni are generally a lot more supportive. I would say i’m definitely out of the ordinary.
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, students are too busy to care even if they wanted to.
That’s why I was curious about the alumni.
i'm out as soon as this bloodbath is over
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
"Marshall having a good year"
“yeah they are”
graphic shows 3-5.
um?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
no, they are not
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by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
They did beat Southern Miss.
Bizarro C-USA!
by Bus Crasher on Oct 27, 2011 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that's fucking weird
USM is the team to beat in the east
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 27, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I do hope we can run the ball this well against other teams
6.1 ypc on the night
...and the wind cries McGuffie
The best is that Edwards is still a good chunk away from the Houston yds receiving record.
Some dude had 347 back in the Klingler years.
Pujols hitting a double
won’t matter unless Pujols is followed by Pujolp and then Pujola and then Pujolg.
The Cardinals are just sucking everyone in for the game ending DP
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Fuck no. Not in a thousand years.
To move the tying run into scoring position? Are you daft, man?
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Think he meant "was the walk to Berkman intentionally unintentional?"
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Ah.
Even so, fuck no. He’s the tying run, you don’t put the tying run on base on purpose unless the man is hitting .600 with infinity home runs.
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Don't think you can do it
Feliz is having a hard time finding the strike zone right now. He’s doing his best Coco Cordero impression.
Walk off double play.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You're fucking kidding me.
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Two-run triple to tie.
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2-out bases clearing triple to tie at 7-7
"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
by twominutedrill on Oct 27, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
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Not if ne never touched it.
But a shitty misplay. It was hit so hard that he might have gotten Berkman at home playing it off the wall.
How do you misjudge a fucking fly ball that badly?
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Joe Buck. Sucking the excitement out of plays like that since day 1 of his career
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the apple fell really far from the tree, grew legs and walked away
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
BOOM.
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Josh Hamilton: Fuck it, I'm going deep.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Unless LaRussa has a pitcher who can hit.
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Edwin Jackson's 8-for-26 at Tony's service.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Dear Diary:
Went for max bench today. Didn’t make it.
Yours,
Tony
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He seems to be surrounded by Cardinals fans
Thank God the Texans aren’t playing a team from Philadelphia, eh?
This Arby's commercial is a blatant fucking lie.
No self-respecting Philadelphian would ever even countenance the idea that their Philly is even edible, just based on the way the beef’s cut.
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Wait, Darren Fucking Oliver?
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former brave
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DARREN OLIVER WAS BEING PAID TO PLAY BASEBALL WHILE I WAS STILL IN COLLEGE
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I was... not
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That was his MLB debut.
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I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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whelp
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drunk
or as you would say it………..drunj?
by willbechampions on Oct 28, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
noo...very drunk
took multiple times to log in ahaha gawd
by willbechampions on Oct 28, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine, on pace with you
How do you think I made it through that game with my sanity?
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Ah, yes. The Michigan weekend begins on Thursday.
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this strike zone has been... odd
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Mane
Aggy hate bunt purp
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
There is not a luckier bunch of fuckers.
accidentally pop the ball for a bloop bunt over the charging third baseman? If he catches it, it might be a triple play.
They can quit bitching about Don Denkinger any minute now, all I'm sayin'.
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My girlfriend just asked if there are timeouts in baseball
I responded, “Yeah.”
She asked, “how many?”
My response, “like an infinite amount.”
Her response, “Well, that’s pretty stupid.”
Well, it's not like there's a clock running.
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The real analogy to a football timeout
would be if you could erase an out three times a game.
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are they doing this for real in college this year?
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There is a pitch clock, really.
It’s just… not enforced very stringently. But if you don’t pitch in time, the ump can call a ball.
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I wish they would crack down on this a bit more.
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You no like the four-hour games?
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my question is why NL games are, on average, a ton shorter than AL games.
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Yankees/Red Sox skew the average. BADLY.
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even if you take it out though, it's still what, 40 minutes longer?
is the DH and the Pitcher not batting that much of a difference?
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It's not even close to that much of a difference.
I thought it was on the order of 5-10 minutes even including the Sawx and Yanks.
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I remember reading it was about an hour
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Maybe check the author's pockets for hyperbole?
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probably
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Last season, Seattle actually had the shortest average game length at 2:39.
Every NL team was between 2:46 and 2:56; three AL teams went under 2:46 (Oakland 2:41, Chicago 2:44) and three over 2:56 (Tampa 2:58, Yanks/Sawx 3:05 each).
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No fucking way it's that much.
AL games average just over 3 hours. NL is just under, I think; it’s nowhere near 2 hours.
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This.
And the bastard wearing a red jacket in the first-base dugout can make a game seem just as interminable as the Yankees and Sox can.
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Red Sox and Yankees.
I think those two teams each have an average game length about 25 minutes longer than the rest of the AL.
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I'd really like there to be a limit to how many times you can throw to first
Like, you get three shots to get the guy out.
Trouble is
if you do that, then you throw over for the third time and he can basically take a lead halfway to second base.
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Which basically means most guys will only try it twice
So that third time will basically just be the safety.
Jesus Christ, Pitbull is in a Bud Light commercial too?
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Oh God.
Pitbull has another commercial?!
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Scott Feldman is in!
game, cardinals
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Another Pitbull commercial?
You know, I have to hear that Dr. Pepper commercial song at the gym nearly every time I go.
It does put me in to a blood rage causing me to bench threeve pounds though.
How many things does he endorse, anyway?
There’s Dr Pepper and Bud Light, and I’ve seen him on billboards for Voli Vodka and Sheets Energy Strips.
I mean, seriously.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Waiting for his Valtrex endorsement.
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If it can be endorsed, he will endorse it
The dude I work out with asked why I have rage in my eyes when we lift occasionally. It’s because of that fucking song.
Man, that kid they showed has the herpes something fierce.
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be nice
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NO HE'S A CARDINAL FAN
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HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON TONIGHT?
(Listened to the last three innings on the radio on the drive home.)
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You mean the last three innings WEREN'T the derp?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Who?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Two intentional walk to make it bases loaded?
MAKE IT HAPPEN
this was one of the situations where it was ok to do this
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They don't have a lefty to pitch to Berkman?
I think they do the thing where they give him no pitches to hit.
pitbull reminds me of being 16
i used to always blare him out of my mom’s old minivan
GEWD TIMES
by willbechampions on Oct 28, 2011 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
Jesus.
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You're joking.
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somebody didn't make a play?
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I'm pretty sure Kansas City is the other way.
Which means they were in Indianapolis.
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HOLY. SHIT.
FULL DERP?
FULL DERP!
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Baseball being exciting?
What is this?
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alienhistorychannelguy.jpg
Is such a thing even possible?
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
This is the game that doesn't end ...
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It just goes on and on my friends...
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Jose Mesa looks at this game, scoffs out "amateurs."
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
No reverse jinxing here, but next Texas run wins it,
but at least the Cards didn’t roll over, much better season than could have been hoped for considering how it starting in March.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
st louis: gateway to insomnia
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
not enough still photography.
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
These runs aren’t scoring by way of a bunt single, a hit-and-run, and a steal of home.
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btw my favorite part of the ken burns baseball doc is that the last cubs world series win happens in disc 1 of like 10.
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
LULZ
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though the story of how the cubs even got into the series over the giants is probably my favorite baseball story ever
cubs win 1 game playoff b/c of giants forfeit caused by giants mobbing player who hits a game winning hit, so that he can’t get to the base to make it official, and then the crowd storms the field and a fan grabs the ball and tries to run off with it, and a cubs player punches out the dude and takes the ball and tags first and the guy is out.
if that doesn’t happen, cubs doesn’t even make the1908 series.
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
This ump has apparently dropped more acid than Ken Kesey
the strike zone tonight is one reason the game has gone the way it has.
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How delightful.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
if it replaces his strike zone, I'm all for it
I don’t mind a small strike zone, I just like a consistent one.
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Esteban German!
I miss the bat-flip.
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No. Random strike zone makes it exciting!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
OH.
MY.
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SHITFUCKSONOFABITCH
Goodnight.
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DEAL WITH IT
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by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 28, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Oh, fuck you, Joe Buck.
Re-using your dad’s classic line was okay once. Again? Really?
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I'm not saying that baseball is really homoerotic, but
you don’t wanna know what they’re gonna do with the bats once they’re done.
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by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 28, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
And ACS happy post in 3... 2...1...
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Gypsies?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 28, 2011 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Tramps and thieves.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Miami loses to UVA, Cardinals win in 11 with several narrow escapes
Today has been day of happy trolling
And don't forget the Missouri-to-SEC announcement that was online for 10 minutes
During the ninth inning.
by Narrow Right on Oct 28, 2011 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
!!!!
See you tomorrow night, Terxus.
That's a powerful adhesive!
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Hugs and gin?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Hugs and gin.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Very good.
Also, I iz your good luck charm. Started listening in the 8th.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Much obliged.
Plz to be listening tomorrow.
Bribery is not beneath me.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 28, 2011 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
As soon as work is over, I'll listen.
So, around 11 PM EST.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 28, 2011 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU!!!
AND THE CARDINALS!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I love everything.
Also, I’m so glad Albert has a chance to not have his last at-bat as a Cardinal be a pointless walk in a loss.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
hopefully he will be able to hit again tomorrow
I like carp to go at least 5 tomorrow. i have to pick my wife up at the airport around 10 and I know it will be at a bad time
This just in: hospitals in Mobile, Alabama reporting a rash of broken ankles.
Sources attribute the phenomenon to people jumping off the Rangers bandwagon as soon as they realized the hometown hero hit the game-winning run.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Okey dokey
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You're a good man.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 28, 2011 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
With the bow or the minigun?
Or THE EYELANDER.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 28, 2011 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions
F-U SPENCER HALL
Not even your snarky “articles” or your ghey mustache can save you from the beating your precious road lizards are about to endure. Flabby Boy Wies will be hand stroking Brantley on the sideline and Muschumps head will explode with 3 min. to go in the third. 0-fer October is upon you shitbreath.
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