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by Luke Zimmermann on Oct 26, 2011 3:43 PM EDT
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College football is a living tapestry. Every day there is new important information to digest: recruiting news, conference realignment updates, the latest rumors about who'll coach where next year, and what bar in Garden City Stephen Garcia was arrested in last night. Some in the mainstream media have reacted as though today has been a particular dull/un-noteworthy news cycle. We beg to differ.
- Urban Meyer will be named the head coach of Ohio State in the same circumstances Jim Tressel was: bound, gagged, and under the influence of a CIA mind control agent called "Monarch."
- A group of influential Notre Dame boosters is pushing for Brian Kelly to be replaced by a well-known former NFL coach with strong ties to Pitt. We can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Artie Spottenweimer."
- Dana Holgorsen is no longer the seediest individual in Morgantown, WV. A Cheeto stained undershirt clad, pseudonym utilizing attorney who sleeps on his pool table and tends to all of Holgorsen's personal affairs is.
- Rumors are swirling that the NCAA is re-opening the Auburn investigation after receiving evidence that someone associated with the University paid Morgan Newton $75,000 not to enroll there.
- TCU is already planning to leave the Big 12 for the ACC, unless it rolls doubles a third consecutive time and is therefore forced to go straight to Jail.
- Bob Toledo's Green Wave were headed for greatness if only he'd never relieved himself on that Indian burial ground.
- The Big East will find salvation in the form of… Just kidding. The Big East is totally beyond saving.
- Brock Osweiler wears lifts and is always portrayed from carefully limited camera angles, as he is in fact 5'5".
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LSU will be forced to forfeit all of its wins this season when it is revealed that Jarrett Lee is actually a small cloud of superintelligent lake flies.
- Garrett Gilbert's hunt for a landing spot consists mostly of watching YouTube highlights of his late 2000's Texas High School championship with Rise Against blasting in the background.
- Robert Marve's hunt for a 6th season of eligibility has nothing to do with the time injury cost him but his quest to receive a law degree before graduation so he can finally exonerate Nevin Shapiro.
- UCLA is not firing Rick Neuheisel this season, but he will be kept on only as a figurehead, as all plays will be radioed in from a call center in Hyderabad.
- Lane Kiffin will leave USC at season's end to take over as the new head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
- Jeff Tuel's season is potentially over not from something called "compartment syndrome" but rather a plague of nanorobots who've taken a liking to watching him waddle.
- Cliff Harris will be cited for riding a Segway into the neonatal wing of a hospital, despite his pleas that he "just wanted to feel alive."
- Case McCoy is not a 19 year old sophomore, but rather a 13 year-old boy who had a wish granted by a carnival fortune-telling machine.
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The man you know as Jesse Palmer is actually just a TalkBoy covered in barber hair and Van Heusen shirts.
- Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke. He will now appear the next time you're alone in a bathroom and cover you in chocolate syrup. You're on your own after that.
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June Jones has actually never coached a day in his life since taking the SMU job. He just sits and watches old VHS' of Dallas and has graduate assistants serve as his surrogate.
- Maryland's uniforms actually contain messages encoded in Magic Eye form, but they only describe various recipes for Weight Watchers friendly desserts.
- Everything Les Miles says is first translated using Babelfish into Mandarin Chinese then translated back into English before leaving his mouth. He is Steve Jobs' greatest gift to this world.
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Lane Kiffin will leave USC at season's end to take over as the new head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
Oh my god I would pay for this to happen. The simultaneous butthurt which would come from USC, Tennessee and Notre Dame would power the country for eons…
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 26, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
I would go to jail to stop that.
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Rick Neuheisel will accept the head coaching vacancy at USC, prompting USC AND UCLA fans to scream as one.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Parents name their kids Colt, Case.
Kids end up going to wrong conference for the CBS cross-promotional tie-in. This is why ESPN always wins.
Low blow, Zimmermann
Brock Osweiler is TALL. Don’t you know that?
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by Cory Williams on Oct 26, 2011 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and Trent Richardson is strong
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"Everything Les Miles says is first translated using Babelfish into Mandarin Chinese then translated back into English before leaving his mouth. He is Steve Jobs' greatest gift to this world. "
Siri, how much time is left in the game?
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by lhb98 on Oct 26, 2011 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I sent one of those stupid surrogates
Syracuse Football 2011: Why Can't Us?
by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 26, 2011 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wink.
“Wink.”
“Did you say ‘wink’ or did you wink?”
“He said that too, dad.”
“Where are you going? Where’s the Surrogate going? Stay there! I want to see what he’s going to say. Don’t leave!”
Great scene.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke. He will now appear the next time you're alone in a bathroom and cover you in chocolate syrup."
I am not OK with this and I will be contacting the authorities.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
NDNation?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. The only authorities allowed by Notre Dame scriptures.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I have just purchased some of those NASA astronaut diapers
Never again will I enter a water closet. Never again.
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Adam James said the same thing.
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by VUfanInNJ on Oct 26, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Before Paul Johnson destroyed him?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I will not click this.
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nope. not gonna happen.
I like peanut butter
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
not safe for... life?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Oct 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
oh Banta...
at least it wasn’t crunchy or it might have scared me.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
noooooooooooo that is not peanut BUTTER
does butter crunch? NO.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
We may be making out later.
#Teamsmoothpeanutbutter
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
smooth?
is peanut butter now like jazz?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
Apparently.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Fried butter does have a crunch.
Extra Crunchy Jif > all other forms of peanut butter
COME AT ME BROS.
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by Boozy McHound on Oct 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
flagged for jif alone
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
?!? Choosy moms choose Jif!
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its gross.
totally acceptable if you want to eat peanut flavored paste
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I haz noname Food Lion brand.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Non-name peanut butter is made in the same facilities as brand names.
/used to work for Big Giant Food Company
//misses shopping at the Company Store
by Albino Tornado on Oct 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
All of the generic stuff tastes about the same as the brand name stuff to me.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
No-Name PB generally uses USDA B Grade peanuts
Makes for a slightly darker color profile but flavor is generally the same but may vary due to roast
/used to buy a lot of peanut butter for my company in previous life
//goes back to buying spoons and tomatoes in current life
///wish to drop added 15lbs from grazing at corporate test kitchen on a daily basis
If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
Spoons and tomatoes....
You work for Prego?
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Packer label product
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If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they’re not dead?
Yeah, Food Lion/any store brand is usually the same.
Sysco? Not so much. But certainly still edible.
Peanut and honey flavored paste thank you very much
I don’t know about other varieties of Jif but this stuff is tasty.
/come at me bro Chloe
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would I not simply add honey?
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(this one I actually like)
and as a spoiled picky eater peanut butter and honey was my go to sandwich/meal from like 2 until 10
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Scout camp special
The camp where I worked got huge quantities of government surplus peanut butter that was the consistency of half-set concrete. We also got a ton of surplus honey. Mix them together, and you can feed teenage boys for days.
But it’s really funny to me that someone premixes this for you now.
/ adds to grocery list
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My avoidance of all things kitchen-related
extends to mixing my own peanut butter and honey. Pre-made everything FTW.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BAMA PEANUT BUTTER
GOES WITH BAMA JELLY
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 26, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And Bama....chicken?
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And Carolina turkey.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The Carolina turkey always comes with 8 breasts and 4 legs
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is this related to Winner Winner Chicken Dinner?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have to say so.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Bammer Championship Chicken claims 21 pieces in the bag
there are really only 8.
by Cock D on Oct 26, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
and they kept trying to mechanically separate the same chicken
four times before the gave up and realized it’d been dead forever and there was no meat left on it
Give them a break
They went through a string of incompetent management, leading to a really inferior product, before they got back on track.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than Auburn Championship Chicken
which you’ll likely have to “give back” later.
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by lhb98 on Oct 26, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Unless the NCAA decides not to issue a recall
In spite of the highly questionable nature of the product.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you tried the Longhorn Championship Steak Fingers?
Excellent paired with a bearclaw for dessert.
Longhorn Championship BBQ:
Everybody thinks another meal is gonna be the BEST MEAL OF ALL TIME. They even compare it to famous meals throughout history.
But that BBQ is just better.
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They have those for OU and OSU here.
Same packaging, so same company, one assumes.
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OH NO YOU DINT
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You expect more from a Sooners fan?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I expect Sooners to know their cheap foodstuffs well.
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cheap?! CHEAP?!
I’m a spoiled only child raised on only the finest of foods I desired.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I want some fatback,
And bacon.
And cheesy grits.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
NO no grits
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i told y'all i'm not southern.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Grits are gross.
Scrapple looks like vomit.
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Whatever.
Breakfast of champions, y’all.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is the french toast?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I eated it
/has to lie down to button jeans
//worth it
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
not enough meat or pancakes or syrup
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
needs more frittata
/preen
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
And this, madame
Is why Anthropologal, Boatdrinks, and I feasted on the deliciousness pictured above and you got a sausage McBiscuit.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
no no no Alli got the mcBiscuit. y'all got me a real one...and some milk.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well then quit your sneering, woman.
Although yours sat in the car for about 5 hours while we hung out with Mike the Tigah and Darryl, so there really were no winners back at the hotel that morning.
/it was probably still better than the McBiscuit
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Wasn't too worried, more like OMG EMPTY STOMACH AND NO CAR
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I slept til about 10
then had breakfast delivered to me. I consider that a win.
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I slept an hour less than you.
Crazy thing was all the random shit LRC found food/beer-wise in the room once everyone was outta her way.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm good at scrounging
Incidentally, dad and I enjoyed the heck out of all the pecan beer. Our thanks to the purchasers.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but you missed this
I know you went later, but did he have his pumpkin then?
/no really, did he? Because if so then yes, you totally win.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
He was a sleepy fuck.
And the pumpkin was sitting in the pond.
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I know!
I watched him drop it in there. And got a video of him going in after it. He swam around for about 30 seconds before deciding it wasn’t worth it.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Corned beef hash, bacon, and sausage
All covered in TABASCO. Yeah, I picked a hot sauce fight. Step.
Bacon, fatback, cheesy grits, and waffles.
I am now making this for dinner tonight.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheesy Grits are tasty!
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/Not making out later.
What do like for breakfast then?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
uh...really?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Not like we have other things to talk about.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me guess...sausage?
I mean it both literally and as innuendo.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
more literally, less innuendo...since yeah...not single...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMMIT this is what I get for typing in my meeting
I meant NOT TAKEN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
So you can still innuendo us?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering what the hell that was about
But I got distracted by something shiny before I could ask.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're not the only one who was WTFing.
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apparently I got distracted too...actually I think I did this was about the time when I had to talk.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No grits?!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going to disown you as my hetero life partner
But then I realized that this just means more grits for me.
You’re still a weirdo though.
/kisses!
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
I also don’t like gravy. any kind. at all. whatsoever.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
/Muschamp stare.
BISCUITS AND GRAVY 4 LIFE
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"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
no no gravy. gross.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry.
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"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The hell is wrong with you?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm strange and I'm picky.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So how do you feel about Hollandaise?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
meh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Even this suburban northerner recognizes the greatness of biscuits and gravy!
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How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits
when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/cousinvinnie'd
I’ll fess up and say in laziness I’ll prepare instant.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Heathen!!!!
Even good ole WV fellows don’t do that.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 26, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I can only tolerate instant
If I have forgotten the taste of real grits. I just got back to Vegas, gimme a month or two.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a bad cook, and whenever I make a lot, the leftovers get all clumpy and nasty
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Grits don't translate well into leftovers.
Though out here in the desert it’s probably possible to recycle by crushing the dessicated leftovers into powder and reconstituting. Not going to try though, sounds too much like cooking.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been entertaining a possibly heretical notion
of forming leftover grits into patties and frying them up. Has anyone else tried doing that?
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I did. The results were not encouraging.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 26, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn!
I’ve been getting rid of leftover mashed potatoes that way for years…
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
The mashed potatoes turn into yummy potato cakes...
My grit cakes kept falling apart and were particulary dry.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 26, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
So, you need a moist binding ingredient
Like milk or a couple of eggs. Or, to be slightly odder, a dab of sour cream or some applesauce. (Just trying to think of stuff I’ve seen used to hold together potato latkes — seems like about the same issue.)
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On one of my very few cooking attempts
I discovered that instant mashed potatoes can be used to make a passable gnocchi.
Actual culinary types will probably flame me for this, but compared to my usual kitchen fare it was actually quite palatable.
/highest compliment my cooking is likely to garner
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
never done this
but one advantage of instant would be they aren’t water-logged, so you might get away with less flour.
I'm very hit or miss
outside of a few recipes I’ve nailed down but I don’t let it stop me from trying. Tried imitating Tijuana Flats’ cookie dough flautas once. The results were… considerably less than palatable.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be a consistency issue . . .
. . . because, as a WV-ian is likely to know, fried mush is nothing short of delicious.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I've thought about it
It doesn’t work quite as well as you’d think.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Lessee here.
1. Grits.
2. Leftovers.
3. Frying things.
Yeah, I’m guessing a few folks in the South might have combined these three interests before. If it could be done, it would have been widespread by now.
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Good point.
I just hate letting them go to waste.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Googles tell me that this has been tried a lot, with some success, apparently
Guess I just suck at cooking
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Imma hafta check that out.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 26, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
no, this could work
but you’re going to need some binder and flavor. If I were riffing on a risotto ball recipe, I’d take
2-2.5 cups of grits
1-2 eggs
1/2 cup+ grated cheese (hard, soft, or some off both)
a cup of bread crumbs (blend leftover stale bread, keep in freezer)
part of a stick of butter
a bit of chopped parsley or whatever fresh herb I have around
a few ounces of flavor (mushrooms, sausage, bacon, jarred peppers, whatver)
some flour to work in if it comes out too wet
Fry at about 375 or brush with fat and bake at 350 for 15-20 minutes. If they are falling apart, it can help to freeze the balls/patties for a short while to semi-harden them.
That sounds spectacular.
I will definitely give it a whirl.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Quaker Quick Grits take five minutes in the microwave
taste infinitely better than instant, and $2 gets you a huge bag. A small measuring cup and you’re all set.
#Teaminstant
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by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick grits?
Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?
Or maybe these were magic grits? Did you get them from the same guy that sold Jack his magic beans?
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by lhb98 on Oct 26, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
LET THE MAN ENJOY HIS PEANUT BUTTER DEBAUCHERY.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
(didn't really flag)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you not flag me last night?
IF SO SHAME.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
no...i didn't.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta go through the motions if you say it.
Is there no honor anymore?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
no because that gets reported, and if not ACTUALLY offended, i ain't reporting shit
I’m not a snitch.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for not being a snitch.
I just needed something very odd to respond to Nick with.
That gif is about as odd as it gets.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
JIF is the best peanut butter in the history of peanut butter
All other peanut butter is shit paste
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No Houston Nutt rumors?
Guess there’s not much you could make up that we wouldn’t believe.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i was thinking memphis
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No, we can't ever give them anything nice.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Also.
I don’t ever want to play Nutt every year.
NEVER.
He can pull his upset outta nowhere.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
on ECU, presumably?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Who else will there be to upset?
UTEP?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Required? Nay, DESERVED.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Nothing to report.
Talk about your cold seats!
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Oct 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
/Weis sits back down on cooler
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 26, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i figure he'll go back to Murray St
and start the cycle again.
at least, that’s what Jimmy Sexton thinks he should do.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 26, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sexton is working on a contract extension
Coaching the best 2-5 team in America has to be worth something, right?
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We're hearing that . . .
. . . the reason Craig James’s weeknight broadcast schedule has been taking him to increasingly remote locations may have something to do with “unfinished business” from his days at SMU. Fellow passengers at DFW tweeted recently that he attempted to carry a shovel through a TSA checkpoint en route to one recent assignment.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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by DevilGrad on Oct 26, 2011 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dont you just love wikipedia?
</Never afraid to hide the truth>
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
YAY!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Screen cap please.
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by Boozy McHound on Oct 26, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go
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by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Rec for sheer brazen beauty
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And how long until taken down like the last?
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
10 minutes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone should cite the audio recording of nick referencing the meme on finebaum
Then it’s 100% legitimate that it’s been reported that it was a rumor
twice! and finebaum asked if it was 82 or 83
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As I said, then it can be cited as 100% factual that it has been reported that there is a rumor
/yes minister’d
lawyar'd
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We need to get someone to make a Craig James entry on urbandictionary
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
One thing is if you type in Craig James in google here's the drop down:
Craig James
Craig James killed
Craig James wiki
Craig James hooker
TRENDY
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At one point, Craig James killed 5 hookers was like third
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick
CJ wiki edits have the life expectancy of an Uga.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 26, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Or the 5 dead hookers Craig James allegedly killed
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's in charge of Ohio State?
Does that make the B1G the Guild of Calamitous Intent?
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
by Neodymium on Oct 26, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Oh God Yes
Which one is David Bowie?
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Has to be Paterno.
Nobody else even touches his staying power.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 26, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
It still there and its been there since when I checked about 15 minutes ago
please be permanent, please be permanent
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Where is Cliff Harris this week?
Because I have enough to worry about at work without looking over my shoulder for Cliff Harris on a Segway every time I enter the NICU.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
He's just livin, you know
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Just logged onto the Interwebs, so I'll comment on BC's Sagarin fails here
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
UAB be all like making a new stadium to get all of dem bitches and 2* recruits
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title
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by VUfanInNJ on Oct 26, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for Friday
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
this site needs more Friday
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are they gonna put it where Legion field is now?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 26, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
This will be oncampus.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm.
actually looks pretty good
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 26, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
27,000 seats.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
/this is why CUSA can’t have nice things
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They are UAB.
The little brother of the two overlords.
Troy’s stadium seats 30,000.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I can affirm that having a half-empty stadium at 30,000 looks pitiful
So no point building too ambitiously.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 26, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks just about right to me
It’s on-campus, which may help them create a greater sense of community at a commuter school, and keeping it at a reasonable size means they aren’t as likely to over-leverage the university to build the thing. Seriously, what possible good could it do UAB to build 50,000 seats? Politics and tradition are always going to keep them out of an AQ league, and overbuilding would just worsen their financial situation to hang on in Division I-A.
Akron just finished a similar project in the past couple of years, and they’ve been very pleased with it.
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This
there is no possible reason for UAB to have a 50,000 seat stadium. They currently keep Legion Field less than half full so 30k seats sounds about right.
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This problem again???
Original post had text…and was in response to DevilGrad’s above?
What gives SBNation IT geeks?
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Plz to have giant godzilla-size lizard in the end zone?
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I would lolz.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This would be far more apt:
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
by Quack Patty on Oct 26, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Larry Lankford:
/fapfapfapfap
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Joe Schad now reporting that he was informed
that part of delay of Missouri to SEC is the SEC’s request that upon joining Missouri fire Gary Pinkel in order to hire the soon to be released Houston Nutt and thereby ensure his continued involvement with the SEC.
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I mean it does make sense with the newest guy having to take him clause we all discovered a few weeks back.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the rest of the SEC will do that to them.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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That’s not allowed.
THIS JUST IN
The NBA players prolonging the strike and in no danger of dying broke and penniless won’t play in stupid fucking exhibition game, per ESPN.
We tried to reach NBA owners . . .
. . . to get their reaction about potentially saving a season’s worth of operating expenses, but they were too busy to comment.
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by DevilGrad on Oct 26, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My god.
I’m living in a world where Gary Bettman is showing other leagues the way to get their house in order.
THE END IS NEAR.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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I still love people who hate Bettman for the NHL strike
Even though it saved the league.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the reason IT NEEDED TO BE SAVED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
His dogged insistence at pushing teams into markets that were not able to support it a) erode the talent base of the league, degrading the product on the ice b) put those franchises into a position where they would fail, leading to the strike.
Furthermore he’s made a total cockup of the last two TV contracts.
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C'mon, what do you have against Versus?
I mean, nothing says minor league sport like being on channel 603.
/lookingatyouPac10/12/whatever.
Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke. Brady Hoke.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Still at jerb.
Furk.
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I went over to my neighbors house to help him with a quest on New Vegas
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Which quest?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Asking the Boomers for help.
But first getting there.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, quittin time for the folks 2 time zones east of me
Or something. Guess this is a good time to go try to do stuff before I go back to work. Sigh…
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that.
Also writing a bit before making dinner.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
True story.
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ALL THE WAY....TO THE YEAR 2000!!!
-In the year 2000, Dana Holgorsen will roam the college football wasteland, accompanied only by his dog, when he finds himself pulled into conflict between the Lord Humongous and the people he would subdue.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 26, 2011 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Seconded
ALL.THE.DAYQUIL
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The old formula would cure anything
Especially with Sprite and chicken noodle soup as chasers.
New formula=meh.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the difference? I had no idea they changed it up?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
2005 I think.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
They changed it to stop people from using it to make crystal meth.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Mixxou has a sad.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, probably took out the Pseudo because of the meth thing.
Makes sense.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Here we go.
I’m sure you’ve noticed that for the past year (perhaps even longer), grocery stores and pharmacies have been keeping cold products in glass cases, requiring you to hunt down someone with a key that can get the product for you. The problem is that many of the popular over-the-counter cold medications contained a decongestant called pseudoephedrine, and it was a high-theft item because of it’s ability to be used to create crystal meth.
Well, Vicks has released new formulations of both NyQuil and DayQuil, removing the decongestant ingredient from NyQuil entirely, and replacing it will a far less effective decongestant in DayQuil. They both contain an antihistamine called doxylamine succinate, but as far as my nose can tell, it’s not doing a damned thing. That’s right, my Thanksgiving Holiday trip to the cabin has resulted in my whole family catching what we refer to as, the crud.
Back to my rant … When I asked Annie to pick up the NyQuil, it hadn’t occurred to me to have her check the ingredients or look for something better, and it hadn’t occurred to me either. We’d always picked up the same product because it worked, dammit. This? This doesn’t work worth shit.
http://www.superrob.com/2005/11/new-dayquil-and-nyquil-blows-lot.html
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU DISEASE-RIDDEN FIENDS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
Moar Dayquil plz.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Tomato soup.
And some kind of fish, preferably real flounder.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Wednesday footbaaaaaaaw!
/sees that it’s UConn and Pitt
/idly wonders when this will be an ACC North game
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
I am not watching that carpfest.
Mythbusters is on.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Crapfest.
Fishing on my mind apparently.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
beer and the walking dead
then a phone date. haz happee.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck studying.
fuck senior comps.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I have papers to write
Which I’ll write in the morning.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's guaranteed to be more college-y and chaotic than LSU-Alabama
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
New Mythbusters + New South Park > Terrible SUBNEAST football.
/I am calling it SUBNEAST from now on.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I DON"T WANNA
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
DEAL WITH IT
YOU WILL WATCH PAUL PASQUALONI RUN THE SHORT SIDE OPTION AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
How about no.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
beautiful.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
"Bitch please."
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
playing hard to get, I see.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
............/,/
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
so you're sayin' there's a chance!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this footage
of Mr James (not facing us) and an unknown person committing a crime against a lady who was selling herself for profit?
Great moments are born from great opportunity.
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Needs moar shellfish and dairy.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
So, paella then?
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 27, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually made that the other night
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
walking dead has some great gore
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
I fuckin love zombies
it’s almost a passion of mine
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well at least wear a condom man.
Or else you ’come all zombified and stuff
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't invert those two words for a reason
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone else think Alex Trebek is undeservingly smug on Jeopardy?
Me and my one friend make fun of him all the time for acting like a know it all prick.
Anagram category fucking bombed
Some poor question maker is going to get shit for that.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"Your ass or a hole in the ground?"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
christ, carl
don’t get greedy! cthat zombie’s gonna wake up!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Carl's a bitch
I hate Carl so fucking much. The only characters I like right now are Herschel, Daryl, Glenn, and Dale.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he really is.
My favorite is still dwayne.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Duane? From the first episode and never seen from again?
How can you like him more than Lennie motherfucking James
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Duane reminds me of elementary school
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Daryl. The proper answer to this question is Daryl.
the Redneck Assassin is so awesome. Note that this is coming from the TV show and not the comic books.
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What about it?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi E'errbody
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 26, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
hey, I resemble that statement!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No booze in me yet.
Technically on a school sponsored trip so…I may go thirsty.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
gross.
I took one last week to cleveland. fuck that place so awful.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You're going to have to be more specific.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 26, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good evening to you sir.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Anaheim Ducks goaltender Jonas Hiller has raised the bar sirs.
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Because that's where his unfunny ass belongs.
The more important question is “Why must Craig Ferguson toil away at 12:30 ET?”
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Unfunny...
I take offense to that.
(Though I agree Craig Ferguson deserves better, but like Conan moving up in time would take away some of his best material)
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm out for a while fellas
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dilemma
girlfriend lives in baltimore. visiting her the weekend before thanksgiving; leaving that monday (the 21st). 2 trains I could take home from there: one at 3:30, one at 5:15. earlier train is $37, later $82.
help me justify that the later train is worth taking.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
someone tell me this is a good idea!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
45 dollars for another 105 minutes.
How much time do you need?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Dude, you'd be paying almost .50 per minute to take the earlier train.
Think about that.
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Um, the 3:30 one means you get to leave work earlier, right?
Plus miss rush hour traffic? AND it’s cheaper?!
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No, that's his train home from vacation, not the train outbound.
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This is what happens when I get 4 hours of sleep.
I caint reed gud.
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Take the cheaper train
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If you take the later train, that's less time she can spend with her other boyfriend.
Otherwise…yeah, take the earlier train.
thanks rocco.
you’re a real champ.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I do what I can.
Seriously though, it’s not terribly cost-effective and you’d be getting in later Monday and would be dragging.
My favorite!
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
where'd everyone go?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
We're all on a conference call with the Big XII
We all just got invited.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
And I just announced I'm joining the Big 10.
They want to perform research on me or something.
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Dammit Rocco.
There’s only like a month of hurricane season left, don’t taunt them.
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One headed for South Florida right now.
Probably not going to be that big, though. Give us some rain.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Eatin' dinner (and waiting on Chrome to fix itself).
Next up: apple turnovers.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The store.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I will take every opportunity to watch Tino Sunseri attempt to be a quarterback.
What a perfect microcosm of this football conference.
Turns out there's a Big East Preseason game being played right now as well
Quick, what gets higher ratings in NYC?
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
me 2...i did not post that twice
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Post what twice?
At the risk of tempting COTG, everyone’s posts seem to be showing up fine for me.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And right on cue
that one showed up twice.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Pressed Z key to move to own comment!
Closing the browser and restarting seems to have fixed it, though.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that worked for me just fine
//crosses fingers
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Close the thread and come back.
It’s working for me now.
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Same here.
Shows some of my comments as containing only titles, and double posted.
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Despite all the problems everyone's been complaining about
I never had a problem at all… until today. So I think something’s really broken now.
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I've already wiped my screen off twice.
I think I’m going to go through a roll of paper towels tonight with Holtz in the booth.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Someone has to win the Big East.
Are we sure we can’t just give their BCS berth to Boise this year? Like, completely sure?
It only shows up once for me
If it shows up twice for you and one remained unmarked, then that means only you see it.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
/changes channel to walking dead
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Shift+A
Yet another successful yellow-out for Pitt!
by Peter Gray on Oct 26, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Nor would I
I mean, playing on Thursday night is one thing. But Wednesday? That’s some shit, and it is Pitt’s lot in life.
At least with a Thursday night game
it gives me a good excuse to take Friday off work.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Is VT-GT on Thursday again this year?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
in hotlanta
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, it is.
And yes, I’m taking both Thursday and Friday off.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I eventually need to make one of these games
Already got my Thursday and Friday off for VT vs. UNC the week after.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
You and me both
Regardless of outcome, I’ll need them both, too.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
To all you fuckers who are complaining about this game..
I’m gonna copy and save your comments. Then, during the terrible off season when one of you complain about not having football, I’m gonna remind you of the opportunities you had, but wasted on shows that will replay, ad nauseum, during the dark days.
by ding ding ding on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
My comment was directed at the folks who decided to watch other programs...
It’s Wednesday, I’m just happy to have football!
by ding ding ding on Oct 26, 2011 11:00 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
UConn-Pitt or the 24 hour marathon of Christmas Story?
UConn-Pitt definitely.
Wannabe ACC vs. ACC, it’s kind of like football.
Like Christmas Story, someone will likely put someone’s eye out.
Also like Christmas Story, it will probably be yourself.
I've always felt they should save the recordings of these shit games
to air during the offseason. And show them in order of increasing shittiness as the level of desperation rises.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
God I wish I'd thought of that.
Doesn’t quite feel the same when nothing (actually nothing) is riding on it.
One of these teams could be in the Orange Bowl!
True.
And they don’t necessarily have to save them, I for one, would watch the replays as the offseason wears on.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Well desperate times,
do call for desperate measures.
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
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Great, Chelsea-Genk rebroadcast.
At least it’s not Bruges. Fucking Bruges.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
For a second I thought you were talking shit about In Bruges
which of course would be UNACCEPTABLE.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
This is for all my homies in Bruges!
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
graham?
how’d it look?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
shame.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh jesus god.... Not Ray Graham
fuck.
Specter, you might be back in the lead
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
mostly
And I played a few games where all my players would put up 5 points.
Also, 5 of my opponents have had their overall top scores against me.
Other than that, no idea
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Apparently I have horrible everything but receiving
Good thing my receivers put up 20+ points a game constantly.
Also my MACtion backs are consistent.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
I am 2nd in power rankings, only Galloping Ghosts 7- mark is keeping me from the lead
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
There are some seriously loaded teams in the league.
Playoffs should be wild, depending on who makes it out of the 5-3/4-4 morass.
Until Graham went down I thought of myself as sort of a lock
But I play some strong teams, so we will see
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
You've still got tons of firepower
Teams that invested in the Oregon death machine and are now praying for good health of their star players are the ones in real trouble.
Forgot who had Thomas.
I know Chloe has James (and a host of other guys who are hurt- she’s been crushed by injuries). Hopefully tomorrow will be a day clients stop bothering me and I can do playoff scenarios.
I'll get her back for you next week
/willing to tank next week if I win this week and clinch a playoff spot
There are 5 5-3 teams and 5 4-4 teams
It may be that with the combo of those teams playing one another a win would get you in. Haven’t broken it down.
right
I dont really know how, and I am pretty lazy
I might need to win out, which seems tough.
I think I have the head to head victory against most of the 5-3 teams though
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Tiebreaker is points scored
So you’re in good shape there, and it’s why I really need to win one of my last 2 and lock down a berth.
Modest proposal either sets their team late or has given up
If I just go on projections, 2 5-3 teams will drop and 2 will win, one loses to a 4-4 the other to a 3-5 and I dont know what happens with me.
So worst case, I am in a clustefucky tie for 6-8th
If I win, I am in a tie for 3rd – 5th
Either way, 2 pairs of peole I would be tied with play the last week.
I THINK if I win this week, I should be ok
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But this week I am up against Galloping Ghost
and it appears Graham will be staying at .9 points…
Might have to take Cierre Wood out and go with um.. Brandon Rutley?
Any idea why Rutley is projected so low this week? Half his average score against LATECH… do they have a badass run defense or something?
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Next year I will remember that SEC players
have to play SEC defenses.
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Yeah if you want them going up against reasonable competition
Big east for life
/trollgaze
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I actually find this picture even creepier
than the HammondGingrichBeast.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We do not approve of that in the ACC, suh
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by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sodomize a top-20 team.
Get sodomized by Rutgers.
Sodomize the defending conference champion.
Sounds like the ACC to me.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's some quality derp by the 'Cuse
to have occurred in the Pitt-Rutgers game.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Dispatch in a grandiose show of sportsmanship and respect, maybe
but certainly not sodomize
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by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is a lacrosse player our sideline reporter?
Why does Quint Kessenich doing anything but Lacrosse?
Well, Lou Holtz is in broadcasting.
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by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Errbody came back I see.
Is this where we’re hanging out?
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Next to the spare pile of ACLs, yup.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Neato
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You got spares?
You better hide that shit before Purdue and Pitt fans knife you for ’em.
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C'mon in.
Grab a drink, take your pants off.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfft
Like I was wearing pants to begin with.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Good man.
Or woman. We ain’t sexists or nuthin.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Quite
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At 7pm God's Own Time
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Sure.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
howdy
Ill just be drinking away over here, my date for tonight is sick and cant go out :(
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yeah, I'm trying to keep that out of my mind actually lol
Definitely has happened before, this one wants to reschedule though, so, either that’s a good thing, or she is dedicated to trolling me
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at least you didn't buy a train ticket
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you been out with her before?
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Decent chance she really is sick.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 26, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honestly I am a lot less worried about it than I am implying
I actually think she is sick like, 95%, and if not, well it is her loss
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Sadness.
My date is…nevermind, doesn’t exist. Carry on.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Purdue?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries.
Plenty of nonexistent guys to go around.
Apparently.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean Shreveport isn't swarming with disposable vacationy playtoys?
Why, I never.
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Back in Vegas now.
No and no. Why are all my best fellas at least a thousand miles away? :-(
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Vegas is an.... effective place to meet randos if you are bored
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Assuming you were talking to LRC
I believe the proof of such was on the twitters?
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That was Chloe posting the pics.
It was not Chloe in the corsets.
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Ha! Her boobs are bigger.
I may not be a member of EDDDSBS but if you’ve got the right equipment it doesn’t matter.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure if Chloe put on a corset
You wouldn’t be able to see the lower half of her face.
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Thats alot of boobage.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
True
But I doubt there would be complaints.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the misshapen eye that turns me on.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, whatever man.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
If the boobs were in the shot
you’d never notice the eye asymmetry.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You could wear an eyepatch and be a lusty pirate wench.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
A women dressed in purple and gold like a pirate?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Which reminds me
that I wanted to wear one of those for halloween, but thanks to panicked packing they ended up with the stuff my folks are supposed to ship to me. I doubt they’ll get here in time. Dammit.
Guess I’ll have to find a backup plan.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't been to Las Vegas in awhile (but I'll be there at Xmas)
But I’m pretty sure I remember at least a few costume shops. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a lusty pirate stripper with an eyepatch. The hook hand was taking it too far.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooker with an eye of glass
is the new hooker with a heart of gold.
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NO PUT IT BACK IN I AM NOT GOING TO
No, I can’t finish that joke.
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Plenty of non-pirate options
For some reason I’m strangely partial to this:
Of course I don’t actually care as long as it fits with the halloween tradition of going as the slutty version of something.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess it works if you're Asian.
And you don’t mind hearing “I always want to eat again 30 minutes later” all night long.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm 1/4 Asian, does that count?
The only other things I saw that I liked were slutty Cheshire Cat and a Twister dress (with the spinner thing as a hat) that I actually am leaning towards, even though it isn’t especially slutty.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You quarter say what no wai?
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Yep.
Mom’s mom is half Chinese/half Korean.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if it works, per se.
But it works for me. WINK.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Also for the sake of posterity
I’m sad that I whiffed on a very obvious joke set up here.
"I always want to eat again 30 minutes later"
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Deluge of comments
and ADHD.
That’s my excuse.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Both of em!
Were you not around the twitters monday? And I changed my avatar for maximum trolliness before I return to work and am never heard from again.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I know.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhh, I did not know you was home yet.
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Just embarrassing.
Left monday night. Gave Chloe my corset pics to troll by proxy for me for my airport amusement.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I really like not hearing Lou Holtzth talk, but ith really depressing how little Lou Holtzth hasth been talking.
Who do we think we’re fooling, TWWL?
how's this guy keep his head so shiny-smooth in the post-apocalyptic world?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed.
This is the second day in a row I’ve been hungry at dinner time. This is most unusual.
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Wish I could help out
I just had a cheddarwurst and some spicy sweet chili.
Weird combo but, when you feel it you feel it
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yesm
(I dont know everything else though, my mom made it this weekend, she made a spicy batch and a non spicy batch, I took the spicy leftovers)
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So Zach Brown didn't play at Wisconsin because he wasn't fat enough?
Seriously, why did he have to transfer?
jeally
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Say the opposite of these words: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.
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Never gonna give you up.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I was told there would be no math
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by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Defense.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
There's something else you can do with football revenue, you know.
Hint: I don’t mean giving the players a goddamned dime. They can wait to get their haircut or something something spittle!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
You prefer your QB to line up under center?
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It looks like a Gremlin,
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Mogwai?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Zombies are notoriously susceptible to the triple option
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
weren't those vampires?
(Or is that movie in a remote town in alaska a different movie)
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Thats 30 Days of Night
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
that's 50 days of night
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
May have been 60 days of night
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I used that CUSA sppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
70?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
They can stop the spread.
But their speedy 4-2-5 does not work well vs. power rushing.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Wishbone triple option attack.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What about a dinosaur attack?
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think those are the seats,
the empty ones.
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
oh cause the seats are yellow and empty so its a yellow out?
/just because
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He didn't use the sarcasm font!!
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They almost all were.
But they were paying attention, or seemed to be.
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by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL! Probably.
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That still exists?
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You left out
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It was all women tonight.
I doubt anyone was watching porn.
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Stereotyping is wrong, yo.
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Yes, it is.
I apologize. But seriously, I don’t think any of them were watching porn.
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May have been watching food porn.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
.
I have the font for you
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly!
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@Everything@
Does not work in tites though
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It doesn't work in tites,
or it titles.
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tities?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't work in those either.
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TO THE SCIENCE LAB.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a pro
at using the sarcasm font. I’m the resident go to expert on BSD.
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oh you have to @ around the tags?
or is it that texttexttext does that
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I write html
and I STILL couldnt figure out how you guys swapped it that one day. Then it got pretty outlawed, so..
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Awwww man, free lunch for students before the Iowa game.
But I’m only going to get there an hour before kickoff. Last chance of the season for snow-free camping.
I failed.
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I did not laugh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Pirate.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This is so bad
It feels like every sack should count three times. Maybe even four.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Dear Gym Class Heroes:
My heart is not a stereo. It is a heart. Sounds like you need to get that checked out.
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Kids in bed, Disney Channel off
And thus, the Fact house is now safe for the horror-porn that is UConn football.
Seriously, can the Big East just fold now? Forget about a TV contract; the FCC would object on grounds of indecency.
And 30 NFL teams.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Are the Colts really better than LSU?
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Look, if you exclude that one freaky time
when Florida State had 25 guys on the team who ended up in the NFL, what you generally have is less than half the guys on even the best college teams being NFL-quality talent.
LSU vs the Colts is pretty much about like Delta State vs LSU.
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The Miami-OSU title game had 58 guys that made the NFL
Basically, 2 seriously loaded teams just barely had an NFL roster numbers-wise combined. The college kids would get paved up front like 1-A teams do to 1-AA teams.
plus it's guys that made the NFL
not necessarily started in the NFL, and without the extra years of experience without having to follow NCAA rules on practice time
Well sure, they're playing much better football.
But as a thing, as Pitt football, can you really say it’s much better than anything?
So, before the LSU-Bama game I have to go to a birthday party
For some triplets I took care of in the NICU. Got to be friends with their mom, who incidentally is a Bammer.
I believe I have found the perfect present for each of the girls:
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Troll hard in the paint.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of this game:
I am officially gonna be in Tuscaloosa that weekend. Probably not in the stadium, but it will be fun to be in town. WHO’S COMING WITH ME?!
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Oh shootdamnitsigh
I cant :(
What weekend is it? 2 weekends from now?
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Yup.
First weekend of November.
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You couldn't use all that fancy lawya talk
to talk your way out of getting kicked out of Tiger Stadium?
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, it may have been fancy lawya talk that got me thrown out in the first place.
But we’ll never know.
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LSU don't truck with none o' them fancy lawya types.
Git on back to Oxfuhd, or ovah to Too-layne.
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You used words with more than 7 letters in them.
They don’t stand for that sort of thing in Baton Rouge.
I'll be here in Birmingham
and possibly at the UAB game.
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If I were gonna get kicked out of Bryant Denny
It probably would have been at any one of the several Iron Bowls when I was wearing Auburn stuff in the Bama student section.
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HEY GUYS!
Omaha’s on Man v Food Nation in five minutes. It could be awesome, it could be terrible, WHO KNOWS!
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Also, beef, beef, pork, and beef.
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Apparently the challenge involves something called Pig Wings.
I haz a scared.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost want to say Big East Speed is an oxymoron.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
I can't believe this is real.
The new Military Bowl mascot:
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Damn CUSA bowl tieins suck.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So do ACC bowl tie-ins.
/seriously considering making a pilgrimage to GT’s bowl this year
//but probably not if it’s that one
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by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
We got picked last year for the Military Bowl becasue Navy was already taken
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
really, both kind of midling
I’d rate bowl tie ins as
- B1G
- SEC
- B12
- P12 (and this is only because the Rose Bowl gets major bonus points, or I’d drop them below the ACC)
- ACC
- Big East/ND
- CUSA
- MWC (has better teams than CUSA, but bad bowls)
- MAC
- WAC
- Sun Belt
So, Deadspin is changing their comment system, and encouraging longer comments that aren't just dick jokes or a turn of phrase of whatever was in the story, and trying to create actual discussion in the comments
Of course, that means every commenter on there is pissed off and angry at the idea that they no longer can be so “funny”
Not sure
Also I checked in on DUAN last night and they said they had by far the best commenting community on the internet, and it caused me to giggle uncontrollably.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
UNSD?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay.
Is that why I dumped Deadspin like a scabrous whore as soon as I found this place?
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Pretty much this.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear it used to be better.
I don’t know, I haven’t spent much time in their comments since the last big change.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Once. When it was actually more like this place. I mean, yes, we do have people here who do nothing but try to make every single comment the wittiest joke ever told, but they’re vastly outnumbered by actual discussion. Deadspin got to the point where everyone seemed to be that guy.
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Hey!
I resemble that remark!
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Also, there really never was a sense at Deadspin that you were hanging around with friends.
Just fellow combatants in a joke war.
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I think that's it.
I enjoyed reading it, but I never really felt like commenting. Here I saw more of a community aspect.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oral argument while sick iz not fun.
Excuse me for looking like death, Your Honor.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
On the bright side
I did get to rip on Springfield.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, jeez
Michigan State and North Carolina will be wearing camo uniforms for the Carrier Classic.
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I hope none of them fall off of the edge of the flight deck.
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what's the sound of no hands clapping?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that like,
if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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So the Zookers got beat
by an imaginary team?! Woo hoo!
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This game has a HS atmosphere to it
The camera work, the lack of noise, the talent level.
All that’s missing is some creepy guy loitering around the sideline.
OH NO WAIT THERE’S PAUL PASQUALONI!!!!
I dunno why... but this is my default thought of the Pasqualoni Face
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Brian Kelly, trolling hard in the motherfucking paint
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by PAK on Oct 26, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
New Beavis and Butt-Head.
Will it be aby good?
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The letter "b" is close to the letter "n".
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey. Your snow is white.
Be proud that you aren’t Pittsburgh.
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How the fuck,
is Mark May allowed to call a Pitt game? He’s the biggest Pitt homer (and only one).
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"They claim 9 national titles here at Pitt"
Still 48 short of Bama.
by Jack Fact on Oct 26, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I sort of like the German one
The French one sucked the first time and forever will
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Ah, moved to laying down in bed with the laptop
Sitting on my shitty wooden chair for the desktop sucks when you are fat.
*Chewbacca noise*
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Welp.
That was an interesting exam. Pass the booze please.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
What subject?
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Transportation Engineering
“Interesting” in that it really wasn’t hard, just.. well, derpy? Can a test be derpy? Our professor told us we didn’t need to memorize equations. So he gives us an entire exam in which you need lots of equations. He provided half a page of equations in which only a few were actually relevant or helpful in any way, so I wound up deriving a bunch of shit and winging it, and adding lots of explanations about what the math should show, etc.
One problem was intended as a full derivation of a model we looked at for about 20 minutes. He wound up walking us through half the problem on the board because no one could figure it out with what he provided.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You lost me at
Engineering.
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Eh
Nothing particularly hard. Stats, some basic calculus, equation manipulation, situation analysis, model explanations, etc. Just… if I don’t need to memorize 50 equations, then I expect you to give them to me, especially if you tell me you are going to give them to me.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I never even took calculus,
but I can tell you all about Instrumental Variables and Negative Binomial Regression without it.
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I think I spent half of every engineering exam
Deriving equations and teaching myself shit that I didn’t bother to learn in class.
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I did exactly that for a few problems
Some of it is simple enough to logic and reason it out, but having the fucking equation that cleans it all up and lets you do it in one step and in a familiar situation certainly is helpful.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, you are an engineer AND a lawyer?
masochist.
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by Boozy McHound on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
late to the party?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 27, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Or early to his own
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
This guy nailed it.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 27, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
My favorite tests are the ones that could, in principle, be all math
But are, in practice, a detailed discussion of what such and such can or should show given time and care beyond that allotted.
Is the Pitt football ancient history lesson over?
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Never?
Glad 90s music is playing here, even if some of it sucks!
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So.. its 40 outside
I am really bored, extremely bored.
Should I:
A) trudge down to the hot tub
B) go to sleep
C) ______________
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
profit???
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry we can't keep your attention.
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You guys are the only things keeping me going right now
Otherwise, I would be all Pasqualoni faced out on the couch
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Z.Get drunk.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Invent a drinking game for this ridiculous "football contest."
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Removing bra after a long day >>>>> ANYTHING!
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AGREED.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno.
It might be a close second to removing work boots after a 15-hour day of manual labor.
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I don't know.
It’s pretty damn good.
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I'll go ahead and agree as well
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends.
If its someone elses, I agree.
If its mine I’m left with this lingering oddness about why I was wearing a bra in the first place and wondering how drunk I was.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
See my response above.
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I don't know what that feels like.
I just now it feels really good to take my tie off after 10 hours in court.
Are you winning?
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So what's your case about?
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Who said it had to be your own bra?
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by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured
that was why all the men were agreeing.
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Momentum is, apparently, shifting wildly.
I assume it’s the momentum of people lunging for their remotes.
Momentum of the wind blowing through the empty seats.....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
90 second cut I just found on youtube
So much better
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, honestly thought it was a trailer for an awesome new movie when I first watched it.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
They've already got losing to Temple down
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NEC!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Works great for Western
That’s a guaranteed win for us in-conference every year.
Then again, maybe not if we can’t beat eastern FUCKING MICHIGAN.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still boggled by our loss, though
We’ve put up FIFTY twice this season, hung with Michigan and just barely got Zooked. And then we lose 14-10!?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Norfolk State on line one.
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Okay so wait, someone explain again
why the FUCK Mark May and Lou Holtz are calling the game? No one else wanted to go to Pittsburgh?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
I think I said something similar,
about Mark May a little while ago.
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Hey y'all!
I just got back from watching porn on my laptop in my new class what have y’all been up to?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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Mythbusters, beer.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's okay. I'm as clueless as you are.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Its ok. I won't hold it against you...unless you want me to.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Think Bellamy Brothers.
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You were in my class?
That really does blow the stereotype wide open.
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Well I love trolling over reefs with half a pinfish on a big circle hook.
Groupers can’t resist.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, he knows whats going on.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
In da paint.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured you and Paige would enjoy that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep!
You didn’t just Shift-A?
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I MAY have had a little birdie help me out here...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Did I commit
an unbelievable faux pas?
/still somewhat new here.
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Or inexcusable?
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OH NO.
You’re fine. I got the heads up that y’all were girl trolling heartily without my help. I was proud.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh good, you're here
I have to go find food, you can girl troll for me. And you were right, some people did think those were your boobs!
/back in a few
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I TOLD YOU!
I though I am flattered. Now I need LRC’s corsets in my size to prove to y’all the difference!
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We will need pics of course.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Irishjugg and jon were paying attention
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Gold medals?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
STICKERS!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a medal.
Or a merit badge!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU DIDN"T PAY ATTENTION
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I DON"T USE MY TWITTER ACCOUNT
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S YOUR OWN FAULT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
IS IT?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yes you do future husband
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Bitch I'm right here!
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I SAID FUTURE.
I’m not stealing….I just know that eventually you will cast him aside and then I will scoop him up!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats right.
She will leave him for a better guy.
Someone who has a team that will go to a BCS bowl in the future.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad Chloe wasn't around when I was trying the damn things on
I could have used her help pulling the laces all the way. And then we could sell the video and split the profits!
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Girls Gone Wired?
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by jonfmorse on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes, but just think about what i would have to be wearing to get to the profit part.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured you'd just bring your dominatrix outfit.
Don’t act like you don’t have such a thing.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it bad that I have a VERY CLEAR mental image of this right now.
and I wouldn’t say dominatrix because it’s not quite right, but it would serve the purpose.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
innuendatrix outfit?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
prolly.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No metal spikes please.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
no no no no no no.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
....????
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
for me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I just mean in general
for whatever reason that model looks something like 17 to me.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
close....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I will take it.
And lots of alcohol.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Fools and dead people what?
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Not-so-humblebrag
I love it when I read an article, and something in it contradicts something I’ve been insisting is true all along, and then the author has to come back with a retraction. I’ve been lacking the link for the original time this came up, so I haven’t been able to sling it at anyone.
I have one now. Direct from Bill Hancock, through ESPN’s Kristi Dosh (who got it completely wrong yesterday):
The Big East is guaranteed to remain a BCS conference through the 2013 season, but like the other BCS conferences, that’s only a guarantee through 2013.
Another factor in whether the Big East retains BCS status: The Big East doesn’t have a contract with a specific BCS bowl a la the Big 10 with the Rose Bowl, which puts it in a precarious position when compared with the other BCS conferences.
So, remember that: no matter what, Big East champ goes to a BCS bowl through 2013, so long as there is a Big East. After that, they’re fucked unless they seriously get their shit together. End of story.
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That has been my understanding of the situation from the beginning (minus the year since I'm always fuzzy on when the BCS contracts are)
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You'd be surprised
at the number of people who think if SYR/PIT/WVU/etc manage to leave for 2012 that the BE will lose their BCS bid those years, and at the number of people who think that somehow cobbling up the numbers will guarantee them a bid afterward.
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"The Big East would be one of the strongest conferences because of Notre Dame"
I mean… I guess his bias is allowed?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Well, if ND had a full Big East schedule...
they could win 9 games a year.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Hope you got strong enough line for that one
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by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I will never tire of watching that comeback video
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 26, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
This game is hellishly awful.
Time to work on my bets for the weekend. I don’t love anything.
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Memphis!
/Don’t.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I have an uncanny knack for picking shitty teams to have one decent game.
Ex. A: Minnesota only losing by 2 to USC
Ex. B: Memphis beating Tulane last weekend.
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Tulane is worse than Memphis.
UAB is worse than Tulane.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Bless their hearts!
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Lol UCF
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good, but...
I don’t know if they’ll ever do as good of an album as Rubber Factory
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Also good, but IMO Rubber Factory is better
It’s just ridiculously raw. Their later stuff seems to be a lot more polished and subjected to excessive production and sound engineering.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT ITS TRUE DAMMIT
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's from a Gopher fan, ladies and germs.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
At least Minnesota's got basketball to look forward to
And all those 48-44 ‘fun’ games to watch
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Penn State - Nebraska will be a crime against God and man.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOO
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking of getting a route canal that day, but nevermind now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait!!!
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So I thin I want to go down to the hot tub
No one is in it though, which sort of sucks, but uh…
I guess Ill go anyway?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I wanna go!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
But you can't take your computer with you!
LOL!
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There appear to be ones of people in the stands?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
It's called a
Yellow Out.
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There's a lot of crossover between the Rutgers and Pitt fanbases.
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It was fantastic."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I can't particularly blame them. Off-campus game on a random Wednesday between two mediocre teams...
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What the hell was that Big East commercial?
Rutgers getting poked in the mouth?
Syracuse bowling a gutter ball?
AWESOME COMMERCIAL
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
plentyoffish on my espn?
what? enough people aren’t having random hook ups in bars anymore?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
essentially this.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they trying to steal market share from EDSBSHarmony?
Even worse, they’re encouraging ESPN commenters to breed and produce more stupid people?
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I wouldn't change a thing, personally.
I like the odds.
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choo-choo?
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The odds are much more entertaining than the evens.
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The odds are good
but the goods are odd.
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This is so true.
I’ve been living with this for 12 years.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as they do not advertise on Yahoo! sports pages....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Well for the love of god, please tell them
so they don’t accidentally create more of them.
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NO! ALLI, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, NO!
Don’t you know these people WANT to have babies, because babies are cute and they might get on Teen Mom then and if not well there’s always food stamps but maybe if they have a baby their boyfriend will marry them and get a real job instead of playing video games all day long because god forbid SHE have to work?
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so tell them babbbies come from anal?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
...hmm.
This has promise.
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Bonus, they can both watch NASCAR.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You say that and LRC and I almost made a fanpost along these lines during the off season...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
EDSBSHarmony
Find your saturday soulmate! What where the other spin off sites? Hot Hot Maction, SEC Speed Dating, B1G Singles (for people who like to take it slow).
Can’t remember if there were more.
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Any cougar sites?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY Cougars!
Just kidding.
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Who does not like Cougars?
GO BYU MAGIC PANTS!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I do love me some Jennifer Aniston
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Cougars...she qualifies
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
more plastic than a beach ball.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
We need a B12 for like when you can't make up your mind on how many you can handle at once
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I really don't think I need more than ten.
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Sounds like the MWC/CUSA motto.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the more the merrier
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Not for me then.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Big East for you.
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No.
No.
No.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
What about the ACC?
Oh wait, that would just be everyone fucking Clemson. And everyone else, for that matter.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
or for those in need of, ahem, assistance.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, aren't OU and Texas supposed to be the next to join the ACC?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
no no no, independent like ND for football
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Notre Dame is coming too
We can just be one big, happy 17-team family then
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
We can always give back BC to the Big East
..Damn…where did I put that receipt???
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or just sit at home and play with your boobs all day?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Just hope that your fish is not a fish inside a fish in the sea.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe
they’re advertising the Six Million Dollar Man on DVD. I guess it’s better than the Shake Weight!
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WE CAN REBUILD HIM.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Happy Endings is so good.
Tonight’s episode features Elisha Cuthbert in a Marilyn Monroe costume.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Go on...
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. It's that good.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
What is it?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
funny.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if you say so.....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a sitcom on ABC. Quite funny
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I had heard it was good and was blown away when I started watching this weekend.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
urgh, this SEASON, not weekend.
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The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
it's decent writing.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
830 gods time
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So 9:30 in the right time?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
what is wrong with you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I am on the right coast.
Therefore it is the right time.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I grew up in Eastern?
I am geetting to the point where it annoys me though
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all wrong.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I was until monday.
Sadface. Definitely getting job in NOLA or BR next fall. Maybe by then I’ll have recovered from the trauma of having a waterbug fly at me while I was home.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
if you do this, get day shift so i can visit more often!!!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course!
Contract stipulation: 12 hour day shifts tuesday, wednesday, thursday only. Unless LSU has thursday night game. Overtime during bye week. Unless we are taking a girl’s trip to the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party Coke Orgy.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Dos Equis
I also bowl overhand. Does that make me the Most Interesting Woman in the World?
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YAIS.
/Did I say that right?
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
Follow @Paige2PSU
YAIS.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you bowl overhand naked?
That may qualify you as the Most Interesting Woman in the World.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
People make me wear clothes in public.
It’s unfortunate.
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Nudistists
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame the lamestream media.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I lame the blamestream media
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I tame lhe mamestream ledia
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I frame the shamestream media
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
says the woman who wears dresses whenever she can
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they purty dresses?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If you wear a dress
you don’t have to wear pants. Duh.
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"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
I enjoyed the dead tree version.
Honestly I put it down before the Craigifying. I still haven’t gotten back to it. I know it will upset me.
I usually prefer dead tree versions anyway
But this just caught my eye and seems like a good deal
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 26, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Gamecocks RB/WR/QB Bruce Ellington strains hamstring, questionable for Saturday
In other news, all Gamecock fans will conclude their Wednesday evening by eating an entire box of Lucky Charms and crying themselves to sleep.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Actually, I think most are at Occupy Columbia
protesting because they didn’t get a sweet job with that Art History degree
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This Bomb Patrol is depressing and frightening yet cool and watchable
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
Back to back BF3 commercials.
Both are entertaining and not annoying.
Take notes Dr.Pepper PR ad.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
YEAH!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Want a drunken pirate follower who never tweets?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
In return, you’ll get an angry 6 year-old who smokes.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
ohoh oh, so what's handle?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
@_TracerBullet_
Some dirtbag beat me to “TracerBullet.” Sucka MCs bitin’ my rhymes.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm following you now
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
Follow @Paige2PSU
Me too.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
As am I.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw, SHIT.
Now I’ll feel compelled to try to be witty.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
nah you don't have to be witty.....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if youre a woman
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
nope, then you have be extra witty
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Or post extra titties
/ok that was bad
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
or other peoples!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
You were doing me a favor
They looked too good to keep to myself, but I was busy. Plus you have way more twitter followers than I do.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
for now...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
But you post your tits and my tits so I think you’ll still come out ahead.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
mine have been in hiding for 3 weeks+!!!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well la dee dah!
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So the Remember the 5 one actually made it on GameDay?
Huh
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
nice.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going for OU Fancy huh?
Y’all have sharper eyes.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 26, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew what you were going for...I was impressed.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
#rememberthefive
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"Show be boobies"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So is it boobs or ass?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
in what context?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
women.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
well sure
I’m usually a boobs guy, but I’m happy with a nice situation in either department
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
My handle is misleading...
Im actually more of a boobs guy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
it's just the plates on the car.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
but which would you rather stare at ALL DAY
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Boobs.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
DAT ASS
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
This is an impossible question to answer.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
no it doesn't
you have a great ass next to a pair of great tits which do you look at the most?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Boobs.
All day boobs.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
whichever is more visible
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I may be the only guy here to take this stand
but I tend to find barely clothed boobage more attractive than completely nude boobage
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I would agree if we had not already specified really good boobs
barely clothed boobage can right a lot of wrongs when need be
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Good point
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamPoon
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW IT'S GETTING PERSONAL
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe too far.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Well put, sir.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, this.
been with great sets of each. never together.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
My ex had a fine, fine set of both.
I don’t get to play with them anymore and I haz sad penis.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a cookie on each.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I eat the cookie while it sits on the boobie?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta go with ass.
Damned racial stereotypes.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Boobs
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
things men want to see on Monday?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Who the fuck said "World Peace"
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or be lazy.
Like me.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to go with lazy.
It’s not like I’ve got boobs to show. I DON’T. I’m working on it, okay?!
Ah, fuck you.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If I have to explain the joke, then it wasn't funny.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well.
Maybe
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
CLOSE THE DAMN TAG
STOP THE BOLDNESS
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
OH GAWD.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Test.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Fixed it I think.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Because of me?
Aw shucks.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course.
Well, it’s mostly Chloe, but I don’t want her getting a big head.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
@RjTheMetalhead
But I never do anything.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You're a pirate... who doesn't do anything?
by Albino Tornado on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
On twitter at least.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Veggietales auto-rec'd
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it just me, or does "singing cucumber" sound like the street name to some venerial disease?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or a low end "personal massager"
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 26, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Veggie Tales did it good.
Relient K did it best.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"They're us, we're them, we're all for one and stronger than all." - Dimebag Darrell
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The song, Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
It was originally done by Veggie Tales.
Then covered (and used) by Relient K for the Veggie Tales movie.
/only adult without a child at movie – check.
//leave me alone, it’s innocent humor
///I can still sing His Cheeseburger at any given time
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you feel a lot more like a conceited asshole?
Then its working
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Follow all of us!
We’re often drunj! And occasionally funny!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
and sometimes uber raegy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't get very RAEGy last weekend.
I at least admitted I just get depressed when ND loses. You promised RAEG. :(
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huh. strange. There's still time for this weekend.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You still have the rest of the week to build up hate for Kansas State!
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"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And sometimes drunj and raegy at the same time
This Saturday has a lot of potential for me to provide that combo.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If VT loses to Duke, I will shatter previous raeg records
However on Sunday I’ll likely reach Brian Kelly-esque rage after Tom Brady whines his way to 7 roughing penalties on the rare occasions he doesn’t complete a pass for 12 fucking yards.
From what I recall, Duke has played VT suprisingly close the last few years. It'll probably be a blowout, but you just never know
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Last year VT worked them over
2009 before Duke hung around. 2008 was the bastard cousin of “Baby I’m Burning” and worthy of inclusion in the pantheon of shittiest games ever.
On the one hand 2008 had Texas/Texas Tech, but on the other hand...
Baby I’m Burning, the Sun Bowl? eeesh.
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It was fantastic."
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2008 Wisconsin/Minnesota
never before has a football game between two 7-6 opponents gotten so exciting. Minnesota blew a 21-7 lead and lost 35-32.
Oh, and Shady Salamon is still looking for the M that Jay Valai knocked off his helmet.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
That game was more like "Baby I'm Freezing My Dick Off"
by Synaesthesia on Oct 27, 2011 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I had blotted that game from my mind.
Damn you, ElRocco, for bringing it up. Cold and shitty.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
ohhhhhhhhh me too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Tulane.
No rage for me this weekend.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Cal vs. UCLA
Seriously to drop this game would be the culmination and perfect crystallization of the last 4 years and I would probably begin throwing feces.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Someone should probably make an EDSBS list.
@papaalphakilo
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Someone did preseason.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You can follow me @CPonder7
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Or @notthefakeSVP
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice try
@notthefakeSVP
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hive
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I was on it.
Therefore, it doesn’t count.
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I've got a half-assed list on my twitter account. Haven't updated it lately.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I'm sure I don't have everyone, but this has a bunch.
http://twitter.com/#!/NickGustafson/edsbs
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 26, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless, apparently, you're ACS.
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He's not on twitter?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Blatantly refuses.
Despite offers of bribes.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Is he still figuring out friendster?
You know them ND alums
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, I could have gotten bribes?
I knew I gave it up too easy.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 26, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
well we established he's actually a computer...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Give it time.
He made a deal with the devil to avoid getting on Twitter. I guess he sacrificed ND’s season for a miracle run by the Cards.
Tebow reference in South Park.
Drink.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Brandy for the Mark Mangino of chest colds.
If it doesn’t work, it still works.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Lol.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
So the trick shot artist needs no one within 15 yards of his receiver
to complete a pass. Good to know.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 26, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Hai there drunj dragons and eatt shitt Pitt
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
lol.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Lou Holtz has any clue who Andy Warhol is.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"Tebow please don't let us down"
DRINK.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
South Park has a lot of sports references tonight.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
should I open another beer?
don’t let me down.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
affirmative
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 26, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
uh really? you're asking us?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
not quite.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you Stephen Garcia?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A Stephen Garcia cannot type without all of it being brotalk.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I can aspire to be
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew I could count on y'all
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Weirdly, Mark May is bothering me less than usual.
Maybe it’s because rather than being an obstinate contrarian douche, he just seems like a guy who loves being back at his alma mater. I can’t hate on that.
He's not bothering me,
cause I can’t hear him. Right now I have early Matchbox Twenty. Nice!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamJudasPriest
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm...bop is now
I do not like. I have no control over the XM/Sirius.
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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Its rather funny.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear I saw "Elisha Cuthbert" somewhere earlier in the thread but I can't find it now
I was hoping thered be some pics as a followup
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
she was dressed as marilyn monroe I believe.
i was hoping for pics as well
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you did..
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Guy dressed as a Cubs player?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not sure what you're asking about
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
To the left of the austin powers guy.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yes...what about him though?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol Cubs?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Cubs.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 27, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, lol Cubs.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Good lord
Even Andy Reid is laughing.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Pasqualoniface is just magical.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 26, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
South Park making fun of the Spider-Man broadway show
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
"Broadway's shows' sole purpose is to make women famished for blowjobs"
thank you Matt and Trey. Thank you.
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and i know i screwed up the punctuation on broadways'
silly scotch
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
Nick swardson pretend time is not a good time.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I was trying to pretend it didn't exist
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
by Roaring Mouse on Oct 26, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
American Hoggers is my guilty pleasure
The old man is awesome, and needs subtitles. And the daughter is easy on the eyes.
white boy td
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Fullback?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
TE
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he run it in?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, no.
Does it make me racist to hope for the return of the white CB?
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Air Force had one.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I think.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Oregon State might still have one.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Okay,
a GOOD white CB.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
TO THE TIME MACHINE.
TO THE 60’S!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit, nooooooooooooooo
Notre Dame will be relevant again!
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I don't want to! I hate it! I hate it! It's not funny! It's never been funny!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, in that case I would like to see a unicorn.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Last starting white CB: Jason Sehorn
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
all those posts ago, I wanted my alcoholism to be encouraged
and I’m only now opening the beer. what has become of me?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Terrible things.
COTG will now make VT dicktrip vs DUKE OF ALL TEAMS.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"Dr. Lou can help people, but he can't bring them back from the dead"
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
by Erik T on Oct 26, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Because he can only use that power on himself.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I can take no more of this.
Is sleepytime.
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quitter!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't let the bed Houston Nutt's bite.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Am I the only man who thinks that more shit on a razor just makes it gum up faster and become useless?
I don’t want your micro-comb, Gillette.
I just use an ax.
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I USE A BLOWTORCH BRO
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Fsck...here's to realizing that maybe one other person in this chatroom
actually saw Hugh Green and his bad self play
"Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that"
sorry buddy
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 26, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This thread has over 1,000 comments. Move over here
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/26/2517720/pitt-uconn-open-thread
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http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/26/2517720/pitt-uconn-open-thread
Is my EDSBS page broken,
or has everyone moved on in the last 10 minutes?
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moved
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/26/2517720/pitt-uconn-open-thread
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
MOVE MOVE MOVE
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We dived.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Whar
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 26, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I have dubbed thee Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs is Hell Don’t They!
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