WEST VIRGINIA TO SETTLE SCORE WITH IOWA STATE AT LAST
by Spencer Hall on Oct 25, 2011 3:53 PM EDT
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PrintDon't question the geographies: it is well past the point of logic to worry about that now. The WAC all but obliterated that notion when Louisiana Tech became "western" for the first time since 1802 and played conference games under the same regional banner as the Hawai'i Warriors. West Virginia will be eastern in terms of Big 12 geography, but remember that even with the addition of a school within a long commute of Pittsburgh, a road trip from Ames, Iowa to Morgantown (871 miles) is still shorter than the trip to Lubbock, Texas to play the Red Raiders (928.6, to be exact.)
The points are multiple. You're never going to get anywhere further away from everywhere than Lubbock, Texas in college football, for one, and there is simply no working around that. This is why Texas Tech recruits so well from the ranks of talented children in the Federal Witness Protection Program. (Did you know Graham Harrell was Whitey Bulger's bastard son? Makes TOTAL sense now, doesn't it?)
The other is that the lack of geographic proximity means you will have to make up your own rivalries, Mountaineers. How? Well don't look to past records to do it. We looked at the records to see who West Virginia might owe a quality mountain rifle-butting*, and the results were shocking;
Baylor: Never played WVU.
Iowa State: Never played WVU
Texas: 1-0, actually, with an October 6th, 1956 7-6 win over the 'Horns.
Texas Tech: Also 1-0 with a Jan 1, 1938 7-6 win over the Red Raiders.
K-State: Grrrr. 1-1 with an 23-7 win over the Wildcats in 1930 and a 19-0 loss on Halloween in 1931.
Kansas: 1-0 thanks to a 21-0 win in 1941.
Oklahoma: 2-2, and the leading suspect in the natural rival due to a.) bitter bowl history for the Sooners, and b.) firearms.
Oklahoma State: Bootleggers beat Cowboys by a historical record of 2-1.
TCU: The 31-14 win in the 1984 Bluebonnet Bowl gives the Mountaineers some much needed smug over the nouveau-riche Horned Frogs.
In summary: West Virginia doesn't have a losing record historically against any Big 12 school, a record that somehow includes historical titan Oklahoma. A Mountaineer will be forced to deign a lowly land thief as his equal if he must if only to gin up some interest in a conference that they have obviously dominated with ease in the past.**
Oh, and if this is true, NDNation will explode, killing nothing but mirth as we know it.
*Not a sexual term.
**U MAD, SMALL SAMPLE SIZE TROLLIN?
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Rednecks/hillbillies/mountain folk* need no real reason to whup somebody's ass
*there are subtle but important differences between these terms
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
As a hillbilly who later moved to redneck country, I emphatically agree with your qualification that there are important differences.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Would a brief dental examination identify these differences?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 25, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As a guy with both redneck(SC Dad) and hillbilly(WV mom) sides of the family, The differences are vast.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Then shouldn't you be an East Carolina fan who visits the Clemson boards?
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by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Ever been to Kingstree/Andrews?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty confident it's just a matter of how far up the mountain you go.
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by TheAVA on Oct 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The most obvious difference:
A redneck usually has a pick-up truck with some sort of modification, and while it may not be “new”, it’s not old.
A hillbilly is usually driving around in an old powder-blue and rust beater of a pickup that doesn’t even have FM radio.
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#TeamHillbilly
Or at least #TeamOldButFunctionalTruck, as opposed to #TeamJackedUpTruckWithNoActualPurpose
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Oh, Alli.
You’re #teamSouthernBelle.
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It's true.
/bats eyelashes, fans self, mentions “the vapors”
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by allicolls on Oct 25, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for historical use of Female Hysteria
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//was a history major
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
If it is, this also works
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Given the etymology of Hysteria
I think calling it female is redundant.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think that makes us #teamhillbilly.
Dad had exactly that truck for 20 years, although it may have had FM.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you have to have hills for it to count.
If you don’t have hills, that makes you #teamdirtfarmer
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Wrong
A redneck is, as so eloquently noted by Lord Foxworthy, defined by “a complete and utter lack of sophistication.” Geography is not really a factor. They’re everywhere.
A hillbilly is generally redneckish, but may also be very intelligent and somewhat knowledgeable of many things. They’re just isolated by their very rural domain, and therefore quirky and sometimes colorful.
Mountain folk tend be more straight-laced and simply have hillbillies for neighbors, and may or may not like care for them.
I am descended from a nervous mix of early WASP settlers, Choctaw & Creeks, and hard drankin’ Jewish hillbillies. I know this shit for real.
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
Where do hilljacks and yokels fit into the continuum?
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Huh.
My cat just got invited to the Big East.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
by Fonce on Oct 25, 2011 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
/cat declines
//goes to Big XII instead
by GoBlueYork on Oct 25, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Joe Schad is reporting that my left big toe now has an invite to the Big East.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Cats are supposed to be in the SEC.
Because that’s where the Tigers are.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you're memphis
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Mumphus is a quality team.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Nobody asked you, Tulane. Now, sit down and be quiet.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get outta here kitty kat
We need more dawgs.
Clearly.
by never_go_full_dabo on Oct 25, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm trying to get them
To pay her the ACC’s exit fee cost, because they seem to think she’s Clemson.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
Someone find that gif, STAT!
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God bless Shit NDNation Says.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
I was a bit disappointed
I guess I just had this utopiean belief that it was so boundry-breaching insane, but I dunno, more normally college football message board insane. Needs more “has designated mistresses at various Big XII cities” or “needs to play the (school name here) way”.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
DIGNITY.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'RE THE CUBS ACS
YOU WILL NEVER EVER WIN AGAIN
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!!!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, even the reasonable responses
are drenched in douchiness like:
I think its a great question to ponder. I wonder what critical mass for displeasure would be?
Where did they dig up these asshole fossils?
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Naperville.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ND should start a "Suck for Luck" campaign
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I'm not even going to bother learning who these people are
Until the teams are on the field warming up. I really doubt the musical chairs are over.
Plus I’m not really old enough to remember any of those referenced games, except that fun time at the Fiesta Bowl.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Oct 25, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
Even if Mizzou ends up in the SEC
I vow to never learn any information about them.
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Is there anything even to learn about them?
I just kind of guessed they were Fifth Down, delivery pizza, and a giant shrug.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't we have Kentucky for that?
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose
But their lack of give-a-shit in football means that I mostly don’t notice them.
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I just call 'em auto-win.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
As an Ole Miss fan
That’s a luxury I can’t enjoy.
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I'd agree over the last few years
but MOST HATED RIVAL still can’t clear the hump, even given three OTs to do so.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
/Suspicious explosion in Wetumpka
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you meant Citronelle.
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Maybe it was Brewton.
Point is, even if Kentucky seceded from the SEC and took Missouri with them, it’s not gonna be hard for other conference member states to pick up the slack.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Meth up north, weed in the campuses, pills from the center, and cocaine from the south.
Hell, Florida can be its own conference.
Without the Border War, there's a lot less to Missouri's history.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
With the Border War there's a lot less in Kansas' history.
Namely, a lot of old buildings in Lawrence.
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Ouch.
I just bombed a phone interview. On the plus side, it was with a company I wasn’t particularly interested, and now I don’t have to worry about working in Baltimore.
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So you save money on body armor, at least.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...
I just bombed a phone interview. On the plus side, it was with a company I wasn’t particularly interested, and now I don’t have to worry about working getting shot in Baltimore.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 25, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear that
Missing out on some good bayfood and sailin’ on the Bay. Lots of places to live where the gunshots are far away.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 25, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
booolits can travel quite a ways....
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Shit, yeah.
Even a hellish, dystopian murderopolis like the El Paso/CJ metro area has places where there’s enough armed guards to keep the violence far enough away to be deplored over excellent morning coffee.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've sat in an outdoor coffee bar in Bogota, Columbia and marvelled over the same thing....
The hotel had six guys with shotguns patrolling the perimeter.
There was another guy with a machine pistol by the terrace entrance.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Clubbing in Juarez with a college buddy who's dad was a province-level bigwig with the PRI was an eye opener.
Also a nostril opener. Seriously, between the phalanx of bodyguards and the fat lines every 14 seconds or so, I felt like an extra in Scarface, maybe one of the Diaz brothers or something. Of course, this was back in the late 90s, when the violence level down there was only at Detroit levels, rather than now, when it’s positively Beirutian.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Beruit is ashamed to inform you thay have been surpassed by EP/CJ
Mogadishu is starting to worry.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
After you do that a couple times, you start calling it "practice."
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
A wise man once said "every cloud has a silver lining"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Unless you happen to be a fish inside a fish in the sea.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Forgot to write down the mileage?
The Barksdale’s are in decline anyway.
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A friend thought he aced a phone interview a few months back...
…until the interviewers failed to properly disconnect the call. My buddy heard, “……I wouldn’t that idiotic SOB if he was the only guy applying! You beleive that $%^?? Let’s go to lunch….”
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
by Dick H on Oct 25, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
baltimore's actually not all that bad
some new development company run by Stringer Bell has really revitalized a lot of the city.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
In all seriousness, I actually kind of enjoy Baltimore...
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually like Baltimore too
I’m just trying to find the bright sides of never hearing from this company again
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tough time to get hired anyway.
And if a UVa grad can’t get a jerb, how the hell can a 4 yr small lib arts school in bumfuck grad get a jerb?
We’ll live under the same overpass. and fight Pitbull for territory. It’ll be a real good time.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought the same thing..
only it’s even more depressing because he’s an engineer and not psychology or history. They’re not even hiring useful people now?!!
I'm an english major and what is this
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kansas City is tearing down Kemper Arena!
/huddles in corner, sobbing
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO x 2
Now I wish I’d taken the half-hour to get pictures there in March.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I cannot even count
the number of basketball games, hockey games, indoor soccer games, and concerts I’ve seen in that building.
This is devastating.
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Kinda like it was with me watching them implode Three Rivers Stadium...
I feel for ya, brah.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That shithole?
My only regret is that I didn’t get to piss on it before they blew it up.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, Shithole is your opinion...
I had many a great time in the place. I was sad to see it go.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a dump...but it's my dump, dammit!
I grudgingly accept Civic/Mellon Arena’s demolition as the price of progress.
In hindsight, it was a shithole…but nobody hits my brother but me!
by WVUPensGuy on Oct 25, 2011 7:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I have a piece of the turf from Three Rivers
I know it was a hellhole, but I saw a lot of baseball games there as a boy before we moved.
I marched on that rug-covered concrete back in 1976 at a Steeler game
as a member of the WVU marching band. I was within mere feet of Terry Bradshaw, Franco Harris and other legends of those ’70s Steeler teams. Mrs. an ’Eer actually had Franco say “Excuse me!” to her as he ran by.
The only thing that pile of manure had going for it is that that the greatest Steeler and Pirate teams of all time played in it. Had they been the Pirates of today and the Steelers of the early ’60s, no one would have mourned its passing.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 26, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You, I like you
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that place is a shithole
much like Allen Fieldhouse
by jschooltiger on Oct 25, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And... Columbia.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 25, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a Mizzou fan appears!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 25, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
Number Munchers auto-rec engaged.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Number Munchers greened.
I miss you, MECC, and all your wonderful Apple II games.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
quick GIS doesnt turn up any of the old green ones.
/Apple IIE’d
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 25, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The "Muncher Olympics" animated shorts in one of the Muncher programs were funny.
Can’t remember if it was Number, Fraction, or Word.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Allen is indeed a shithole.
Someone should burn it down.
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sad
:(
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by thechuck_2112 on Oct 25, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
But, where will all the West Bottoms muggers go now?
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Billy Tubbs and Stacey King
say “Bout damn time!”
/fuckyou88chickenhawkhoops
by Billy Sims' Fro on Oct 25, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
As I said earlier today, I think we need to channel Oliver Cromwell in this situation.
I have been a strong advocate for Missouri staying in the Big 12. I don’t want to see them go. Iowa State has played them for over 100 years. Missouri is the third basketball team that Iowa State ever played. But this dawdling is ridiculous.
The Big 12 should tell Missouri, "You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"
Oh, she'll go.
And then two years from now, your phone will buzz at 3:30 in the morning.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"I always lurved you Iowa State!"
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No, sir.
Illusions, Michael’s phone will buzz at 3:30 in the morning.
And Mizzou just flat won’t leave him alone.
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never should have dated that bitch.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
they are just negotiating the exit
I am willing to let them pretend to waffle for the 20 million difference in exit fees.
Frankly, I think you should have to pay every red cent
for dilly-dicking around like this and then still trying to get out RIGHT NOW.
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I think they should have to pay every red cent
just because they’re fucking Mizzouri.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Oct 25, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all really take the cake.
I’m laughing hysterically at this point.
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Using Cromwell on Missouri?
Hmm, that’s no my first choice as to where I’d send Old Ironsides, but OK.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Notre Dame plays Wake, Maryland, and Boston College in November
Is ND honorary ACC member of the month?
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Well
it certainly looks like we’re on the way to 7-5, so we should fit in nicely.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Against that schedule, they're going to be the ACC champion.
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Weird that Wake is the scariest of the bunch for ND this year
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The sleeping Grobe has awaken.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
As is his wont every five years or so....
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy there, 'Eer
Grobe is the first Wake coach to have a winning record at the school since Peahead Walker retired in 1950. Given the size of the school and the amount of resources they devote to football, he may be doing more with less than just about anyone else coaching in Division I.
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You mean John Mackovic has a losing record there?
Say it isn’t so!
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Well, his overall record is slightly positive (67-62)
But his in-conference record is pretty bad (37-49). This is what I was reffering to when I made my comment.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
And he's still miles better . . .
. . . than anyone they’d had in the prior 30 years. Wake’s ceiling as a program isn’t that high, and I think he’s pretty close to it.
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And yet another West Virginia boy makes good as a college coach...
Although it is a stretch for me admitting that Huntington is part of the great state of West Virginia.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
At one point a few years ago, I believe there were five active in FBS
Rich Rod, Saban, Grobe, Bill Stewart…who else am I missing?
Jim Donnan?
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He was a South Carolina native.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That was 2010 and the fifth was Jimbo Fisher.
Jimbo’s first year and Rich Rod’s last
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It hurts me a lot more than it hurts you to say nice stuff about Grobe
The guy was on staff at Marshall and was head Kitten at Ohio U (which, as we all know, must be destroyed).
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Are they playing at Wake?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Oddly enough, yes.
They didn’t insist on playing in Charlotte. More attendance this way.
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Wake could definately win that one then
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I want Harvey's fish and chips.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I want the mascots to fight.
In a bar.
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I'm sure Belfast will appreciate the reprieve.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 25, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, I handicap the fight thusly:
The Deacon is probably not going to land very many punches, because with that gigantic Sputnik on his shoulders, he’s horribly imbalanced and can’t see very well.
Now, the Irishman is going to pummel the poor old chap. But all those punches will be landing on a giant mass of foam padding. Eventually, the drunken Irishman will tire out from this, and fall down face first on the floor.
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I seem to recall this strategy... but where?
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by TheAVA on Oct 25, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's a hungry young fighter
In fact, he’s fighting for a sandwich
I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies! - Capt. Murphy
what about...
the motorcycle? Can’t he just run over the Irishman?
Maybe they’ll both toss their hats at each other at the same time and create a divide by zero effect
Who dies of a heart attack first?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The Demon Deacon appears to be already dead, so the leprechaun
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
To much Harvey's fish and chips.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting Edsall'd was better when it was with the Charles.
/puts on keffiyah
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They are preparing
for their 2013 realignment
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
According to ESPN's Wojo....
….they could be more than “honorary” in the near future
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Oklahoma vs. West Virginia
Clearly this can only be solved with a fight to the death.
With fireworks.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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Hey y’all- watch this!
by Billy Sims' Fro on Oct 25, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"hole m'beer'n'watchiss"
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/setsfiretocoveredwagon
/horsepanicsandkickshiminthehead
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 25, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Demolition Derby
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I feel like this accurately describes the Big East
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
I can't tell if Marinatto is the horse or the dude
Either one might be giving him too much credit.
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Oct 25, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
At least here it's just realignment
instead of the idiots at the CCHA shutting down UAH’s hockey program.
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by thechuck_2112 on Oct 25, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Bastards.
Seems like there’s plenty of blame to go around, to be sure, but the CCHA sure didn’t lift a finger to help.
Hard to argue to your administration that you’re a viable program when the entire rest of your division seems to want you to just die already. Shitty way for what was once “Hockey Capital of the South” to go out.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
The Sporting News's Mike DeCourcy
has completely shattered any semblance of journalistic credibility by claiming that there is buzz about South Florida being the Big 12’s 10th member.
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No, silly, that was Minnesota.
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also, they were going to be put in the B12 south
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by thechuck_2112 on Oct 25, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone actually read The Sporting News anymore?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 25, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Joe Schad gets his best leads from there.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Oct 25, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Rec
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
On the likleyhood scale
I’d say that’s about equal to Notre Dame playing football in the Mount America Conference.
Clemson/Carolina Panthers fan. No one is prepared for a Dabo Swinney post-game interview.
In conference realignment, anything is possible
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 25, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Mixxou to NFL West!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know how to get rid of a varmint?
I have a possum living under my front porch, and debating between:
trap & release in the woods
varmint poison
BB Gun
letting my dog at him
What yall think?
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trap and release
you don’t have to clean up a dead varmint body. bb gun might just piss him off. it might hurt your dog, too.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
My sentiments exactly
I’ve seen dogs take some nasty injuries from smallish critters.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 25, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd go for this option....
Purely out of humanitarian reasons.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I FUCKIN LOVE KILLIN SHIT
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW THE FUCK A WEST VIRGINIA FAN BE HUMANITARIAN?
#sour
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#5 Invite him to the Big East
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 16 recs
Thassarec!
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 25, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory...he would probably decline
and then bite you.
and then join Conference USA.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 25, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
But the possum's just playing dead.
As opposed to the Big East.
Now I’m done.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Oct 25, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think I can afford the additional home insurance premiums
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
try & smoke em out
if there isnt an immediate danger of burning the house down.
don’t let the dog at em. too much risk of rabies.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 25, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But what do you do once they come out of the hole?
won’t they just go back in once the smoke is gone?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
cover it up, or fill it in
or put a trap in the hole
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 25, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
12 Gauge, to the head
Or a .45 if you wanna finesse it.
Possums are like nazis or terrorists, don’t even play fair with them – just take them out with an oversized dose of violence
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I'm doing my "Laff-a-Lympics villain" chortle over this picture.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
"Welcome to the Jungle" is all well and good
but I have another suggestion.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
...para bailar la bamba...
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
obligatory
"daylight comes and exposes, saturday's bruises and cold roses."
by whiskey_soup on Oct 25, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Semtex molded into sexy female possum.
Hey, baby, you lookin’ good tonight, let me just put this here….BOOOOOOMMMM!
Carl Spackler approved.
by Dabolicious on Oct 25, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Paging blanx to the white courtesy phone...
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I am not being paid to say this
The new updated SBNation app on the iPhone 4s (mine arrived today) is sublime.
Also, fuck Southern Cal.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
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No. You can't make me.
I have lived my entire life without contracting diseases, and I don’t intend to start now.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 25, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
what you did there
I see it.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Still waiting for the Android version.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Any time now. This site looks like ass on the no-name Google Android browser, though that usually doesn’t stop me.
but I can Z key
on my phone. SUBLIME.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
They've said numerous times that it will be out by the end of the year.
@papaalphakilo
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Try Dolphin HD.
And put it on desktop mode or something…
by Bus Crasher on Oct 25, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm afraid to point it at an EDSBS thread, though.
@papaalphakilo
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Steelman will not start for Army this week.
A sad day for America.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
He better be back for Army-Navy. I actually like Army’s chances this year.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I always watch the Army-Navy game no matter what.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, duh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No
It’s because it’s Army vs. Fucking Navy. You could put that on at the same time as the Iron Bowl and I would still fucking watch it.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
He's right, though.
There’s a lot of rivalry games that are more interesting and watchable than Army/Navy.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's say USC-Notre Dame is on at the same time.
Which game are you watching?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Gin.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Army-Navy.
Becasue I fucking hate both USCw and Notre Dame.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, and the hate is what makes it fantastic.
I’d much rather watch teams I hate than teams I have no real reaction one way or another. I might as well watch Princeton-Yale as watch Army-Navy.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I care about a game between a decent-good USC and a decent-good Notre Dame.
I don’t care about the ‘USC-Notre Dame rivaly’, per se. As far as rivalries that I care about because they are rivalries, Army-Navy is possibly the top of my unaffiliated list.
I'm watching Army-Navy ahead of every rivalry game except OSU-Michigan, if they're all played at the same time
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I just don't get this.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the Army-Navy game, it is my favorite non-OSU game of the year
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Why do you hate America?
Come on, answer the simply q.
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The Iron Bowl is the event from which all human conflict flows
Without it, there would, eventually, be no need for armed forces.
Embrace The Hate, or get the hell out.
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Son, all human conflict flows Germany vs. France FIFA World Cup matches
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a couple of innocent trees that disagree with you.
Besides, France hasn’t stood mano a mano with Germany since before 1870.
"Mom, Coach Wilson kept saying I 'hit like a hardened criminal.' That's good, right?" - My 8 yr-old nephew after his first day in full pads at Pee-Wee practice.
Army-Navy is at FedEx Field this year
I’m tempted to pay the StubHub prices and go since I’ve never seen this one live.
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Scalp'em
Just paid face price at Alabama/Tennessee and was in my seat in the lower bowl before kickoff.
Stub Hub is just a way for lazy guys to make a little money on their tickets.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
We may be a little too close to the Pentagon for this strategy to work.
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This.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Army-Navy . . .
. . . usually is played in Philly (at an NFL stadium), so this may be my best chance to see it in the next decade. If there’s any game that would overcome its surroundings, it’s this one, although the idea of driving to Landover and enriching Dan Snyder through parking is at least somewhat revolting.
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I can already predict the outcome of Army Fucking Navy
-a 2 hour game with the same shitty triple option being run
-at least two angry shots of Ken Niamatolomoomomom
-Boomer Esiason saying something about Amurica
-Navy wins 27-7
Iron Bowl has reached psychotic levels of excitement.
Son, I am disappoint
Also this years game is going to be very, very close.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat Navy.
Play Rugby - No helmets, no pads. Just balls.
by bronconationeast on Oct 25, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat the Coast Guard.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, leave the poor D-III schools alone.
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Once Bill Snyder does, the rest of us will.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I seem to remember Tennessee-Chattanooga playing somewhere in the midwest this year.
Where was that? Trying to think…
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We've never not been bowl eligible
because we could only count one I-AA (FUCK YOU FBS/FCS nomenclature) victory.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And how often have you had a I-A opponent puss out of a game in fucking APRIL?
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Never.
Perhaps because going to Lincoln’s like going to Lubbock, or Pittsburgh.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Surely, there must be some public transport out to the stadium, no?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Metro only gets you within ~1 mile of the stadium
There is shuttle bus service, but it blows dead goats. I don’t know what the state of Maryland was thinking when they let the Squire build out there, but they sure as hell weren’t thinking very hard.
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Aren't there like 14 different stadiums in Landover?
Wait, is that where Snyder Cashgrab Stadium is?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
FedEx Field (nee Jack Kent Cooke Stadium) . . .
. . . is not too far from the old Capital Centre (former suburban home of the Bullets and Caps), which is now the site of a rather run-down shopping mall. As best I can recall, there aren’t any other stadia in Landover, but I’m also not a PG County guy.
The one good thing about the stadium project for me was that they built the PG Sports & Learning Complex at the same time on the edge of the parking lots. That has the best 200-meter indoor track on the East Coast, and my kids will get to run there several times between now and February.
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You can basically walk there from Morgan Blvd.
It’s a straight shot up …some road, I forget. But you can do it.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
furrrrrrrrk
Illusions, Michael hate 3 hour seminar purp
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
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Nick Petrilli hate 66 on Bio exam purp
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You, sir, are a week late.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I have a major assignment from every class that's due at on consecutive weekdays.
Top it all off with witnessing the horror that is Real Steel, the Clemson what-ever-the-fuck-that-was, and last night’s reminder of why baseball is the cruelest sport of all…oy vey.
Syracuse lacrosse player Kevin Drew got arrested yesterday for a large amount of shit involving a motor vehicle
*Driving while intoxicated
*Resisting arrest
*Driving through a stop sign
*Speeding
*Hit and run
*Failure to comply
*Unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle
The coach that car was registered to? Head coach John Desko. Oh goody.
Well, it IS lacrosse offseason...
And we finished 3rd this past offseason in the Fulmer Cup thank you very much.
/ALL THE LORTAB!
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Locksley Special.
One of my favorites.
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Zombie special on history channel or Sunbeast action?
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Can always torrent the special later.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody doesn't score.
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CAN HAZ D-III GAME?
Or is that one only available on Fox SportsNet-Greater Scandinavia?
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As I was saying . . . .
(That might be on my tier of random Fox-lets. I’ll have to check when I get home.)
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
FSN South is showing "7:00p (CFB) ACC Football '11 #9 Boston College at Virginia Tech (R)"
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, this fuckin' sucks
“Sun Beast – Conference of the USA!” here we come!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
Goodbye.
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so fast...
BE is still going for 12, ECU could be the WVU replacement…
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh no.
The Big East is to retarded to have a good idea.
ECU will stand beside our Rice, Southern Miss and UTEP brethren.
Please cut off the lights on the way out as we will shall drink together in the dark.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Right with ya Pirate
We’ve already been through years of kicking the shit out of Louisville, Cincy, USF & Pitt. Nothing to really gain there anymore. Big East is dead on it’s own now. Welcome back to our world of non-AQ soon jackasses.
Would rather stay playing in the South & West y’all going forward. Southern Miss and ECU will be fine.
Believe me, I'm not gloating about it.
not quite a done deal yet though.
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Canes play tonight.....
Hmmmmmm.
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Full disclosure: this could be horseshit.
I have a brother who works for a sports PR firm that deals with collegiate athletics. He told me he just got out of a meeting with an LSU official who told him Virginia Tech is going to get the invite to the SEC, and that Mizzou will not get accepted.
/coolstorybro
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That would be epic
but only if Missouri left first.
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If that happened, QUIEN ES MAS EPIC:
Mizzou’s Twitter, or Denard’s Ex’s Twitter?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure.
However, the tears of unfathomable confusion from Missouri would be… delicious, and ever so sweet.
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Because I am mean and hateful, Joe Posnanski on LaRussa's decision-making last night:
This day was the managing equivalent of the day the Principal had in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
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Oh wow.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
He knew about WVU two months ago, hence why I thought it was worth mentioning.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 25, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Tressel knew about WVU back in April.
I’m unimpressed.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 25, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been trying to get people to listen for months about WVU
That they’re not a first choice for anyone, and would only get taken out of necessity (the Big 12 trying to prolong the inevitable, in this case).
It’s not surprising that they land with the Big 12. ACC/PAC/SEC/Big 10 are kind of like country clubs in that you need to fit in with whatever myriad of criteria they want. The Big 12 and the Big East are like the Moose Lodge—if you pay your dues, you get in.
by Synaesthesia on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you just call ACC "country clubs in that you need to fit in with whatever myriad of criteria they want?"
God, I apologize to Swfford for constantly insulting him for the stupid divisions…he’s lot smarter than I thought.
that describes the ACC a little too well, actually
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It really is
If everything were about football, why would they invite Pitt and Syracuse? I’m not saying it’s the right way of going about doing things, just that it is akin the current mindset.
by Synaesthesia on Oct 25, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitt has like 7 NC's, for crying out loud.
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All back when Mark May was playing...
But I get your point.
About as real as Bama's
12 or 13 or whatever.
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Syracuse is in, like, the Top 10 programs for All-Americans and has a NC
As well as a BCS appearance before hitting the fucking wall.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And you had this guy as a coach
Again, I am amazed.
I'm calling horseshit until I get a source other than brother of edsbs commenter at PR firm
Speaking of which, are there any job openings there? Sounds like a kick ass job.
My brother said the same things. I didn't mean to state it is fact, just thought I would pass it along.
Love you all.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 25, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
The Virginia Legislature will never seperate UVA and VaTech
However, I’d be willing to kick out aTm for UVA at this point.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
UVA-Ole Miss would shatter the record for bow ties and sundresses in the crowd at a football game
Not sure UVA would want to leave the ACC though.
In the ACC, they have a chance to win 3-4 games a year.
Who’d want to leave that?
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As opposed to the 1-2 they'd win in the SEC?
Plus they rather enjoy being linked academically with the NC schools.
ALL THE TOBACCO ROAD
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
HOSTILE TERRITORY VT WILL HAVE TO FLY OVER.
AVOIDING THE SAM LAUNCHERS AND AA-GUNS
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Just take both
Bam, 16 schools. No need to realign everyone. WIN FUCKING WIN BABY!
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose we could take either Clemson, Ga. Tech, or FSU
Whichever conference rival shows the least opposition, loses….er….wins.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Take both UVA and VT?
I know in some circles its vogue nowadays for some charter members of conferences to leave for other, greener pastures, but UVA doesn’t travel around in those circles.
And VT is just fine where they are, near the top of a mediocre football conference.
Look at the Big East right now
Don’t give us shit for leaving.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't want to have to go to Pittsburgh.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was waiting to hear shit from them all week after we got blown out
And now its not that big a deal that they’ve lost twice in a row after talking so much shit for the past fucking decade.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
SU-WVU is sort of a thing
We’ve played every since the 1950s, way before there was a Big East. Only schools SU has played more are Pitt and Penn State (Pitt will pass Penn State in a few years). Any fan on either side who says it doesn’t mean anything is lying or doesn’t have any knowledge of or memory of pre-Greg Robinson Syracuse.
It’s not a Great Rivalry, but is a kind-of good one.
Tell that to the SoCon.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Full list of OG SoCon
University of Alabama
Auburn University
Clemson University
University of Georgia
Georgia Institute of Technology
University of Kentucky
Mississippi State University
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
North Carolina State University
University of Tennessee
University of Virginia
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
Washington and Lee University
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, the Queen is gonna get you for that.
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William & Mary joined SoCon?
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Later on, then they left again.
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Wait, really?
That was a joke in response to your Queen remark, but, I guess it actually was true.
Heh.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Queen = QueenHokaHottyTotty
She went to W&L for a bit.
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Ahhhh
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
From '36 to '77
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is W&L?
I have heard of it before.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Lexington VA.
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These schools joined in a year later
University of Mississippi
Louisiana State University
Tulane University
University of South Carolina
University of Florida
Vanderbilt University
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I would not mind this conference in the slighest.
Large and unwieldy, but whatever.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ALSO DAVIDSON
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///starts cutting
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Hey
I saw a dude on my block the other day wearing a Davidson shirt and a Notre Dame hat. CREEEEPY
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
that would be me if he had duke T&F sweatpants
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I'll peek in his window sometime and check?
JK Y’ALL
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I WISH I lived in NO
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Birmingham is nice tonight.
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Paging Old South.
Old South to the Courtesy Phone.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, Toxx post incoming
Virginia Tech is not going to the SEC. Should Virginia Tech go to the SEC within 1 calendar year of today, the next 100 posts I make following it will all extol the virtues of UVA in some way or another.
No one with any power at Virginia Tech wants to go to the SEC—not the president, not the board of visitors, no one. I know a lot of football fans can’t stand the academic argument, but that’s the way it goes. Look at Virginia Tech’s list of peer institutions, and pick out how many SEC schools are on the list. Virginia Tech also covets AAU membership. They are so close to it that they can taste it. Their prime recent focus has been the Virginia Tech Carilion Research Institute, to fill the medical school (and medical research money) gap that they had prior to its inception. Once they get that into high gear, it will likely mean AAU membership for them.
How does this matter for Virginia Tech and the SEC? Like it or not, perception very much is reality, especially to the kinds of people who run the show at such universities. If the Virginia Tech board of visitors thinks there is even the faintest chance that SEC affiliation would impact their opportunity for AAU membership, they won’t accept an invite. I feel pretty strongly that nothing has changed so drastically in the past month or so that Virginia Tech would suddenly want to leave the ACC. If anything, the whispers of a potential SEC invite for Virginia Tech are just being used for their own leverage so they don’t get stuck in a divisional alignment that they don’t like.
by Synaesthesia on Oct 25, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
- The Virginia Tech-Wake Forest University School of Biomedical Engineering and Science
- The Virginia-Maryland Regional College of Veterinary Medicine
- Defense Coastal/Estuarine Research Program (VT, UNC, NCST, Duke)
- DOE Energy Frontiers Research Center for Lignocellulose Structure and Formation (with Penn State and NCST)
- The Center for Energy Harvesting Materials and Systems (VT/Clemson/University of Texas-Dallas)
I haven’t listed them all but you can find it on VT’s site under Research Partnerships. We’re not leaving any time soon.
But but but baseless shit made up because of proximity!
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We all know geography now longer plays a role in this.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
And just because it's only been mentioned 250k times
VT wanted to be in the ACC for forever It’s going to take a godfather offer or a major realignment that causes the ACC to not be viable to get them to think about leaving their dream conference destination.
A&M and Missouri are both AAU.
So that would give the SEC four. Still only 4/14, but better than the 3/? than the Big 12-in-name-only will have.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Post retracted, sort of.
Forgot this subthread was based on Missouri NOT going to the SEC.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Still sort of valid.
Sub-threads stipulated that the SEC would invite Mizzou, UVA, VT, and aTm.
That would be 5/16 potentially.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No way you can separate UVA from the UNC and Duke.
by Synaesthesia on Oct 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
UVA.... is not a fit.
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your invitation to the house in the hamptons is revoked
I’m sure your new friends can find space for you in Mobile or Shreveport.
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I knew you guys secretly just wanted to be New Yorkers.
Damn Yankees.
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Secretly? at Duke?
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btw, all the steinbrenner brood went to Carolina
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Well, they ARE New Yorkers.
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Oh I agree.
I was just rehashing what had been discussed above.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha Wikipedia.
“Slow to react to pending change, Marinatto presided over the demise of BE as viable football conference”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Marinatto
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Holy God, it's actually coming true:
via Pete Thamel:
I am hearing Memphis is gaining traction in Big East, thanks to BE hoops concerns, to replace WVU. In convo with Temple.
At this point, nothing would surprise me.
MIZZOU TO THE SEC!
MEMPHIS TO THE BIG EAST!
TORONTO ARGONAUTS TO THE BIG TEN!
NOTRE DAME TO THE AFC WEST!
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
/CUSA divided between two larger powers
//again
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So who is Russia in this metaphor?
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
TEXAS TO THE MARS FOOTBALL LEAGUE !
AGGIE TO WAC!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
They have died from dissing Terry.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 25, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'd with fervor
Or perhaps a fever
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone has added WV to the Big 12's Wikipedia page already.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone will be roundly pistolwhipped by a fascist Wikipedia admin for doing so.
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That reminds me:
I haven’t been on the pointless edit war Wikipedia page in a while.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Jerks
#rememberthefive
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3 fishsticks on a sub roll with american cheese, onions and mushrooms.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nuggets would pair well with a Pinot Grigio
Especially if you have the honey for dipping.
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That is exactly what I had
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Relax.
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That being said
they are out to get you. So they’re spying on you, but not because of your choice in wine.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, it is UVA...
We might not be spying on him for his choice in wine, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t.
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Summary judgment was issued after the purchase of chicken nuggets.
The rest is a matter of sentencing.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
But it wasn't an attempt to pair anything
It just happened to be the only alcohol I possessed. I actually originally intended to have PB&J + wine, but all my bread was too moldy
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Canes Hockey until the SUNBEAST action.
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Ottawa's coach has a fantastic mustache.
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LOOK AT ITS GLORY
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you like to play a game?
CONFERENCE REALIGNMENT?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
2 tacos and a coke please.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Houston may get a Big East invite at this rate.
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"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Only way to win is not to play
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
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Multiple Great Walls of Text spotted at Streaking the Lawn.
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Dupuis just scored against the Isles.
Here come the goons.
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Mike Glennon has a 256.50 QB rating in the redzone.
And is only 11th for QB rating in the redzone.
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Beer, pizza, cookies, teamnopants?
this is better than expected
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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Cookies in the oven here.
But I have pants on.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Cookies are done and pants are off.
Ready for the SUNBEAST ACTION.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Still at work,
teampant, and I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M HUNGRY.
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I said fuck it today.
when i have to buy pants, i’m going to fucking eat something for dinner.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Couldn't decide if hot or cold
So pant on one leg, not on other. Kinda like the patented one leg outside the covers method of temperature regulation.
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i'm team no pants and barely wearing a shirt. i'm never moving north
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is why I live on the coast.
Hardly ever gets below 30.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
wrong part of wrong coast
/hardly ever gets below 50
//or above 80
///and rarely rains except in winter
#teamSanDiego
I love rain.
I love thunderstorms.
Take your left coast thinking and go away.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it here becasue it can storm everyday around the same time everytime.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
When did you move to Tallahassee?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was florida in general?
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Different areas are different times, too.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mean the ENTIRE state...
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Below Orlando in the afternoon its all rain.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
3:00 on the fucking dot in Kissimmee.
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Yep.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Myrtle Beach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew you were in the Carolinas.
It just reminded me of living in the FL panhandle, where you could always tell it was 3 in the afternoon by the pelting rain with gigantic drops that would last for 20 minutes.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
In high school I worked at an amusement park,
and while after leaving school as a senior to work it would shower at the same bend in the road at 2:20 everyday.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You can set your watch by the daily afternoon thunderstorm in the summer in Mobile.
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it was in the 80s again today but with a breeze. LOVE IT.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Highs in the mid-70s and lows near 50
U MAD…uh, pretty much EVERYONE?
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
Becasue that is where I am at.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
41 and drizzly
Yep, it’s October.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Low 50's here.
High in the mid 70’s.
Feels good.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Very sunny to.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No pants, blanket.
Unless it’s really freezing, in which case thick socks and sweatpants.
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This is how I roll.
Also, leftover ratatouille and a half bottle of grenache
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Meat sauce with pesto, huh?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I divided the pasta since I didnt have enough meat sauce
There was no sauce mingling. I’m the Plessy v Ferguson of eating
by emc503 on Oct 25, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
OK, this makes more sense.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for strangely apt metaphor.
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I've seen it done*
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That's right up there with attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Or at least, C-Beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I tried that once, on a lark.
It actually wasn’t… awful.
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The word you're looking for is SUNBEASTiality.
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She has a point.
She knows things.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Woo Sunbeast.
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Does he have ESS-EEE-SEE speed?
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He is a QB, so no.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
/puts portal on ceiling
//puts portal on floor
///falls threeve astronomical units
////puts portal on wall
/////lands unhurt
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
/throws it out of bounds on 3rd down
STOP WATCHING NFL FOOTBALL GAMES SON YOU’RE BEING TAUGHT THE WRONG SHIT!
Is he coached by Reggie Ball?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hived, kinda
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillip Rivers threw OOB on 4th down last sunday.
Hilarious.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
/throws it out of bounds on 4th down
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the best down of the series...
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So all can see his beardies
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT"S NOT HOW IT GOES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
THE EPIC PUNTER iS STILL THERE
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IT'S PUNTY THE PUNTER!
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
BEARD RECAP.
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You know that beard is awesome since it makes me hope Troy plays Tressellball the whole game.
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FURK
Just realized my fantasy trade with Stubob of some dude in exchange for Tyler Wilson didn’t go through in time for me to start Wilson instead of Troy’s QB. So now, in addition to being stuck with Troy’s QB, my fantasy rooting interest is diametrically opposed to my “MOAR BEARDY PUNTAR” rooting interest.
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There's also a waiver period too
Normal shit.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to blame the commish for everything
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did you elect Vince McMahon commish of your FF league?
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He was the cheapest option.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my.
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Pooch Punt?
For what? You’re pooch punting there for what? I’m not allowed to go for it on fourth down? I thought this was a free country? Oh i’m sorry I thought this College Football. Sorry, I thought this was College Football.
Why are these still shots of FIU black and white?
It opened in 1978. There is nothing historic about it.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Oct 25, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's in Miami?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
They could not afford color photograpghs.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The Sun Belt is using cameras from the 50s?
They don’t have big athletic budgets, you know. (Not kidding. W&M’s athletic budget was more than Troy’s as of 2009-10.)
How do I secondary?
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All those QB's Troy has...
pass one to Auburn.
by President Camacho on Oct 25, 2011 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Wanna get the run game going?
Recruit academically questionable kids to academically questionable institutions.
or just to Division 2
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The plan to adapt The Dark Tower in a combined television/film format
which had previously been reported dead is now green-lit again.
HBO bit, based on the success of GoT.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
/everyone realizes it is very, very NSFW
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you work for Russ Meyer or Bob Guccione.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So I checked to see if both those guys are dead (they are)
and…check out this face on the old version of Guccione. Yikes.
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Boobs.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you like redheads?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Redheads and Brunettes, specifically Latina Brunettes, who despite age remain perky
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha.
No hotlinking.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Nick, you don't need to tell us when you're heading off to have quality alone time.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 25, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh my.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i think we got it sweetums
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WHAT
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
chinese vampire movies
grew up with that shit.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Late 80's British comedy
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
FLAGGED
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
We're so not making out later.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd probably pass out anyways
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
More booze for me.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
pfft. like that stops anyone.
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its ALMOST like necrophilia
until i roll over and unintentionally kick you in the groin and smack you
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that just adds to the fun. like you haven't done it.
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This conversation is disturbing me.
ME, y’all.
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you know you like the taste of pony tail!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
the worst part is waking up
WHAT’S GOING ON WHERE AM I?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It would be "where are my pants" but we all know that's futile.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
the pants were probably gone before you got where you were.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Very true. Shoes too.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
On the ceiling fan.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
bra is there
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Where are the undies then?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
with pants
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
there were undies to start?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You aren't a Mizzou are you?
But yes there were undies, we came from dinner.
/Wait what I’m doing here.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it's cold this time of year
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where are we?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine or yours?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the hamptons
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Then it might be a little chilly yes...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm confused as hell.
May be time to stop drinking.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And I like not getting hit in the balls.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
cosigned.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 25, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And if anything if the girl passes out.
I’m probably just going to sleep there.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How would you know "almost"
…never mind
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
... this will last like three seconds
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WHY.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I FUCKING HATE YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Broken image link is broken
though judging by the responses above mine, maybe that’s a good thing.
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Killer clown.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
photobucket link
of pennywise changing
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I FUCKING HATE YOU
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Screaming Jay Hawkins auto rec
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Kid. Stupid. Deserves it.
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Yes.
Her boobies are nice.
We get it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
For those that haven't seen it
Frida is a good movie.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I think I saw that.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i know what you want...but um...honey...um...hmm...how do i tell you this...
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Um......... yeah...............
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, me too.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
/Lets be stupid forever.jpg
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, this is kinda awkward for the rest of us now.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Triple Hive masturbation jokes
You all get a gold star
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
#TeamBrunettesandBlackhair
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
SunBeast does not punt
unless out of the shotgun.
by President Camacho on Oct 25, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Wait, it's already Tuesday night
and I haven’t even said “fuck Clemson” once. What kind of a GT fan am I? This is Fuck Clemson Week, after all.
So yeah, fuck Clemson.
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We are all Yellow Jackets this week.
I will continue to pick against Clemson in pick ’em until they lose. And probably afterward as well.
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Good man.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
And then they lose!
BRILLIANT.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy it helps to tackle.
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To busy eating deep fried butter.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
why you making fun of Narrow Right?
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Becasue its easy?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to help!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I know. I was wondering, as Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh would say, what Old South's deal was.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It usually is
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So what have I missed,
other than boobies, evidently?
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A shit ass football game
which is still better than anything else on.
by President Camacho on Oct 25, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If you wait a couple of minutes, I'm sure Nick will post another picture.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'll be ok.
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So will the rest of us, but that's not stopping him.
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by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't seem to appreciate lovely cleavage
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen
The whole rest of the internet is boobz. We know where to get em. Just take five minutes to yourself, come back and take off the “12 year old boy discovering google for the first time” hat
by emc503 on Oct 25, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But
It’s a good hat, fits my head perfectly.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
its very conical
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I get it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
IS IT LESS THAN 35%?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I did post another picture
But with a twist: NO BOOBS
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Epic punter with a beard straight from Norse mythology.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's his beard from last year.
Less blond and shorter now.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was from bowl season around Christmas time.
Little earlier in the year this time.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Besides, I liked your old coach better.
I can live with beating Michigan 2 out of every 3 times.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
And the third game was a disgusting display of football-like substance.
Enough so that the Greg Robinson Defense, an entity that existed mostly in conjecture, managed to produce a real live Defensive Touchdown.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Amon Amarth time.
Troy, Odin’s sons, protectors of mankind, ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits
Troy, Hlódyn’s son, protectors of mankind, ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wine = Nick Foles, Nuggets = Entire rest of Arizona's team
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
PUNTING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
TILL YOU DIE.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They need to hold their water?
Is there a danger of someone peeing on the field or something?
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Why the hell is the headline on Yahoo! Sports' front page asking if Brian Kelly's job is in jeopardy?
Are there NDNation members in powerful places in the sports news media now?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Notre Dame was discussed as a landing place for Urban Meyer today on some TWWL programming.
Fuck only knows why.
Urbz is the college version of Bill Cowher
Until he goes back into coaching, no one will believe he is done coaching and he’ll be rumored for every big job that opens. Plus both absolutely mailed in their last season coaching with their former employer.
Jon Gruden isn't giving up that title without a fight.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Emphasis on "opens" in "every big job that opens."
Its not like ND has anything even close to “open.”
He coached there
for some reason his name keeps coming up
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Mane, Mango hate cold purp.
Can’t breathe through my nose.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
come south dahlin
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't help much with the fact that I have a cold.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
But it would add scads off pollen related issues, so it's got that going for it.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
NAPA KNOW HOW
NAPA KNOW HOW
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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/slams channel change button on remote
OH HELL NO, NAPA.
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Isn't anything?
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I assume this is for the lead in the Why Is Wisconsin Here? division.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Actually,
I prefer Why the Hell is Wisconsin Here? WHWH goes so well with WW.
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Are you the one
that I stole the idea from in the first place?
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Me neither,
but I’ve been using it almost since day one. Therefore, I win until the rightful owner claims the big bucks for coming up with that name.
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yes. That. I think Duluth is as far North as I have made in your environs.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
experimental side of experimental economics is eating my life.
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At risk of prolonging your pain...
…what’s the experiment?
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lotteries and decision making study. need a high N.
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expected utility stuff
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's actually pretty fun.
Using it in cost-effectiveness analysis?
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sort of.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know it's been used quite a bit
for determining QALYs.
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So does the pursuit of that high N involve wrangling/bribing undergrads to get them to take part in a decision experiment?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
tasing. just squeezed it through the IRB
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LOL!
I wish I had your IRB.
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As long as no one involved in the study works for the taser manufacturer and the tasing doesn't result in the release of personal information, I think you're golden.
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logging?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've never stepped in a tree bed and been bitten by a couple dozen fire trees.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
never had poison oak or ivy?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That wasn't the tree's fault.
It was just sitting there minding its own business.
For any researchers out there, totally not relevant.
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You didn't disclose that your brother owns stock in a company that makes wasp-killer.
Project disapproved!
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
like entomologists are funded
pfffft
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
oh true. academic or industry?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
trees are good for shade
bugs bite
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Couple non-expansion thoughts...
BTW, HOLY FUCK 32-TEAM BIG MOUNT USA!
1. Minnesota signs 7-year deal with Kill? I have an utter respect for him, but who is Minnesota’s AD? He needs to be more cautious when making a financially costly, long-term decision for the university’s moneymaking program.
2. I still read ESPN.com (because I really have nothing else to do, I guess), and God, I want Pat Forde….This new guy (his name starts with Gene) bores the heck out of me…also, he needs to get a shot in the head for mentioning Adam James.
Is this where the Sunbeast party is at?
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 25, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
I mean no one is wearing a lamp or is naked yet...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yet
Halloween is right around the corner.
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Oui
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Some call it a party.
Others call it a funeral.
Still others call it the birth of greatness.
You decide.
by President Camacho on Oct 25, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
If by party you mean bitter drinking, yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Always wear a helmet kids
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Or stick to lacrosse.
We’ve gotta get that league back up when we get more pirates.
by President Camacho on Oct 25, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The Lakshmi Singhers are set up for a dynasty after the demise of the entire midfield of the Archers of Loafcrosse.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
sext
fitting for bestiality tuesdays
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Doh, for some reason, I read that as being CBS traded the LSU-Alabama game to ESPN.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Wisconsin-Wisconsin commentators are having trouble filling the dead air.
This doesn’t really bother me.
Derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Derpspeed 10!
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BEARDMAN, SON OF THOR
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NDNation hath infiltrated University of Kentucky boards?
In response to:
We get:
Never cared for the fad. Our colors are Blue & White. If our players perform at a higher level because of this, we’ve got the wrong guys playing. I’ll be there Sat night like I’ve been since they built the place regardless; wearing Blue.
To the above … I do not think I have EVER agreed with a post more. I would only add that if you pull a gimmick like this and lose, then you REALLY look stupid and subject your program to all sorts of justifiable ridicule.
I don’t see the harm. Joker recently said he had a kid pick a school over us because he liked their uni’s better. It’s sad but that’s where we are as a society. It’s the same reason we play that horrible rap music during the gme that I would never allow my child to listen to.
Hate to get into a music contest, but how’s that rap helped so far this year? That’s like saying that Brooks got us to straight bowl years by playing a mix of country, R & R, and rap. Music ain’t winning us any ball games nor will black uni’s.
BTW, they keep this up and they’ll run off the ‘fans’ that come to see winning football instead of waiting for the rap concert to begin.
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.
Lest you think I cherry picked those quotes, those are just the first 4 of the thread.
Sposed to be SEC
I'm more #3.
That bastard wrap music those kids are listening to these days.
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Fact: These commentators doing Sun Belt football are more enjoyable than 90% of the rest of ESPN's commentators who get major games on Saturdays
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 25, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
You know who's most enjoyable commentator?
Those guys that do Hawaii home games for the Tres.
yeah
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YEAH.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Same show.
Called Red Dwarf.
Scifi sitcom from late 80’s that made fun of a lot of stuff.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I think most of Red Dwarf was made in the '90s.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It started in 88.
Ended in 99.
Kinda off and on.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh bad football = walk the dogs.
peace out.
imma hang up and then go to bed.
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WTF RED WINGS
Y U NO BEATING COLUMBUS
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 25, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
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DABO ON LIVE TV.
“HAVE YOU SEEN MY BINKY?”
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Sigh.
I don’t like the spread.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish ND never snapped the ball under center
at least in a single back set.
//weeps
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HA ALL OF YOU SUCKERS HAVE TO WATCH HALFTIME BUT I HAVE OTHER FOOTBAW TO TURN TO
3-0 Stout over La Crosse at 13:00 in 3rd.
GO STOUT
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UW-Porter hasn't had a decent team in ages.
Wisconsin-Everclear, though..
by gumbercules on Oct 25, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
So is there supposed to be some kind of big game coming up or something?
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Carolina-Clemson?
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Well it is the end of the world, so yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And I won't be able to watch it.
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by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone doesn't live in the south.
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LSU's bye week this Saturday
ALL. THE. KID. BIRTHDAY. PARTIES. ON. SATURDAY.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like good family planning to me.
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no that's poor planning
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
There are 8 other months out of the year
to get married and to have a baby. C’Mon people, get your priorities straight!
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Make the baby during the fall.
After you get drunk while watching football.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the ideal time to be born!
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too cold up there in the winter?
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good point
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For the parents, sure
For the kid, it could be better.
/has a February birthday
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by The Missing T on Oct 25, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a March kid. No real complaints.
I guess if you want sporty kids you want them to be late-summer births.
One of us, one of us.
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I have a november birthday and ended up pretty sporty.
but it always fell the week before finals in college.
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It's a theory presented by Malcolm Gladwell in "Outliers"
Having a birthday right after the cutoff for starting school means you’re ever so slightly bigger/stronger than your classmates giving you a competitive edge.
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There's lots of things wrong with Gladwell there
the dilettante to end all dilettantes
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I thought it was pretty well established by this point.
It’s not even so slight a difference when you’re very young, when you’re deciding how much you care about playing sports.
He backed it up by looking at professional athletes' birth months.
MG brings FACTS.
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Correlation and causation, cheezus kids
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EXACTLY!
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I don't disagree with you that Gladwell
can play fast and loose with his subject matter, but I think that the birthdate vis a vis sports has some merit.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It does especially with hockey, even baseball too
Look at the teams in the LLWS, HALF THE ROSTERS ALREADY TURNED 13!
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Sample size, especially when you're dealing with all-star teams
Furthermore, LITTLE LEAGUE IS SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAY REAL BASEBALL, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS
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Sandlot.
Fewer psychotic parents, too.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, lots of places don't have Little League.
I don’t know about now, but when I was a kid the entire Kansas City area had “3&2 Baseball”, completely unaffiliated with Little League.
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Auburn had the Dixie Youth
It used to be a segregationalist protest little league but now it’s just an alternative little league (been integrated for my whole life plus some).
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I know there are different leagues
“Babe Ruth League” and whatnot, but I thought they were somehow all the same thing, if not by affiliation then by falling under little league as a generic term for youth baseball.
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No, "Little League" is an actual organization
and they’re kinda assholish and corporate in a lot of ways.
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Little League is a specific set of rules
the rules that they have that differ from other governing bodies, of which I’ve highlighted the worst offenses below, are bullshit- kids that age can definitely play real baseball on bigger fields than those gong show fields that get hyped on ESPN every damn year.
I LOVE baseball, more than at least 95% of the posters here, and we’re a pretty sports-focused group, but I won’t watch that crap
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we played on a high school field when I was 8
I got 15 bucks if I hit it to the outfield in the air. made $45.
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and 3 outs...
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
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I'd venture that 90-95% of flyballs hit to 8 year-old outfielders
fall to the ground
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Often without even ricocheting off the heel of the glove.
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it's a lot of green space.
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good point
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
pfft. only got money for line drive hits.
my dad was an asshole scorer.
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CABA, USSSA, other governing bodies
that have reasonable sized dimensions for fields for kids that age, that allow players to steal, that have a dropped 3rd strike rule, that have fences further than spitting distance
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I don't know what the fuck I played in
but there were only two HRs all season and stealing was allowed, although I think you had to stay on base until the ball passed the plate or something stupid like that.
/hit the fence on the fly
/didn’t steal bases
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Then you probably played Little League
LL doesn’t allow lead-offs, stealing before the ball crosses, the plate, the batter can never advance on a dropped 3rd strike, the bases are only 60’ apart, the rubber only 48’ from home, etc.
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That sounds correct.
We played on the high school’s softball field and I couldn’t tell you what the dimensions are for that but the rest sounds about right. I guess my league just sucked at hitting for power.
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Again, all-star teams
And, depending on the size of the town, that’s entirely possible
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But there's a limit
There may be a huge difference between 6 and 6 1/2 but by 14 and 14 1/2 it’s pretty much evened out.
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I can sort of see this. sure. maaaaaaybe
but I can tell you the cognitive psych arguments for that sort of thing are highly contentious and contradictory.
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Well, I'd expect the negative side to be more common.
Kid decides they don’t like $sport at whatever young age because they suck at it, never pick it up again competitively.
So you might end up with a sport-population that was skewed towards the older kids.
the point made was that if
@ 6 1/2 kid shows aptitude, parents will push sports. Kid will be an allstar or travel team player and get the best instruction and play with the better comp. leading to him becoming better.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe if physical and cognitive factors are all created equal
sorry, they aren’t even close.
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You're setting up quite the strawman.
I don’t think anyone is suggesting that it’s the only relevant factor. That would be a very stupid position.
it's the idea that it correlates to "bigger stronger" posited above that bugs me.
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I just plan on feeding my kid anabolic steroids with his graham crackers
College aint gonna pay for itself
right. There's always northwestern T&F
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Davidson Diving tryouts.
1. Are you male?
2. Do you have two legs?
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Strikes me as ridiculous, to be honest.
I seem to remember lots of kids a year ahead of me being smaller than many kids the same year as me, and lots of kids the year behind me being bigger than many kids the same year as me, and I’m pretty sure that wasn’t some arcane coincidence related to birthdays.
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I always played up a year despite being smaller than everybody else
at the insistence of scouts and coaches. Didn’t really get it until I turned 13-14. Those guys are looking for something that, if it’s physical at all, isn’t really physically salient to me at 10.
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This, exactly
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it fucking sucked.
until I turned 13.
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My town didn't have a 9U travel team
So, when I was 9, I played with the 10U team. Then, I stuck with the guys I started with.
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I don't think it was size as much
as motor skill development. I know you have seen you kids who make huge jumps in less than a year in terms of motor skill development. In this case a good birthday helps to put a kid on a track to become elite.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Gladwell only ever accounts for
the relationship between his dependent and independent variables. There’s all kinds of unmeasured confounding and endogeneity going on that isn’t considered.
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I dunno if the argument was precisely meant as that or merely sloppily stated.
Eh, I’m reasonably confident that what I said makes sense and much further talk on this merits a HFF from me.
sure. I could certainly be convinced that it might be a factor
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Depends on how much the kid enjoys it, as well
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I think the point is valid
kids a little older are maybe a little bigger with better motor skill development, leads to parents emphasis on sports, leads to all star teams which has the best instruction, leads to better players. I think I read that someone proved it with hockey players.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd expect to see the effect most strongly on sports with a big learning curve where kids start very young.
Hockey would be the ideal test case. I wouldn’t expect to see much on, say, track and field.
Baseball would also be a good test case...
but, I don’t think it makes nearly as much of an impact as a myriad of other factors.
Hell, how many guys grew up “having to prove they belonged”, until they blossomed later, and went on to be better players than if they’d had a size/motor skills/whatever edge from the beginning?
Like LJ says, correlation/causation is Gladwell’s biggest issue
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August 19, and I was always way on the young end of the class birthday list.
Fortunately, I was a giant, anyway, but still.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I can support this.
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but seriously, every kid born within the last 2 months is having a party Saturday. Saturday morning my credit card is gonna get blown up at Toys R Us.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Bama's bye week, too.
So I have a Halloween party to go to. Meanwhile, Penn State is playing the Zookers and I need to watch it for potential retribution from last year’s game.
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I'm going to be in Arlington at a football family birthday dinner
there will be TV’s
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What's worse, this is the second member in that family to do that.
One was on the day of ISU-A&M in 2008, this one is the day of ISU-Kansas. Mom and Dad semi-seriously thought about putting the tickets for the ’08 game with the card as a way of saying “This is what we spent to be here.”
I told the cousin’s parents that the scheduling would be considered a felony in both the South and Nebraska.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
haha ISU
no wonder you get fall weddings.
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YES IT'S GOING TO BE THE GREATEST THING EVER
TWO GREAT DEFENSES PLAYING AGAINST SO-SO OFFENSES ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
hey, LSU ain't bad.
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/QB's throw 8 passes combined.
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//3 interceptions
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Y'know not everybody can waltz right in and score three first half TDs against [NAME REDACTED]
Get the fuck off your high horse pal, the SEC is trying as hard as they can.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Everybody thinks 13-6 games are boring.
This has all of the makings for that final score.
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I don't disagree, just poking at you a bit.
Although these games can be a lot of fun at the college level because one derp can decide the game.
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
Seriously, it will be the most NFLAIDS game ever
And people will love it.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
/watches KSU/OSU instead
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that's going to be a fun game
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Gave up my spot on the Alabama/LSU trip today.
Trip was gonna be quick (one day) and expensive. Also due to the expense, some decent but poorer people had dropped out and their spots were filled with well heeled semi douches. I still have mixed feelings about the decision.
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you will be ok. I PROMISE you had wins!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
been had wins?
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
punctuation fail up there
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
GO CANES
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
this sunbelt commercial is monumental
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My friend is CFO of the Sunbelt.
I was talking to him about the commish of the Sunbelt leaving, and asked him if he is in charge, now. He said the new commish is kind of already chosen, and he is a little concerned about them moving the headquarters from New Orleans. I then told him about the internets calling for the new Sunbeast conference. He got a good laugh.
He also had a few good Schnelly stories.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
WE ARE
SUNBEAST
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WE ARE SUNBEAST. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
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I'm not saying it's terrorists
But terrorists.
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WHERE MY BINKY?
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A man pumped full of downers.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
working on it.
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You fought the law and the law won?
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LANE KIFFIN RAEG
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Breaking: Lane and Monte have no clue what to do with Andrew Luck
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Seeing as lane is basically the OC....
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dude just called a great game against ND
I can’t say ANYTHING
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maybe able to throw stones again next week if all goes as we expect
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Yet Gameday
IS COMING….TO THEIR CITAAAAAAAAAYYYY
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
is LSU Alabama in Baton Rouge?
should be a night game then dammit
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Tuscaloosa
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 25, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't WLOCP/WLOCO next week as the afternoon game?
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cocktail party on 29th. LSU / Sabanators following week
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Isn't there a better afternoon SEC game CBS could show?
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These are the choices:
8 Arkansas
Vanderbilt
22 Georgia
Florida
Miss St
Kentucky
Mississippi
Auburn
14 S Carolina
Tennessee
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
USC tennessee has at least a ranked team
wait, Georgia is RANKED?
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UF-UGA is a traditional rivalry
So it’s the best game of that slate, I agree.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
just realized no cocktails for me during that game - I have a dinner birthday party to go to - half hour drive away. Boo half hour drive
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
This.
You don’t want non-Garcia, non-Lattimore against non-Bray, non-Hunter on afternoon CBS.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe if 2010 Auburn was playing 1992 Alabama in an undeconstructed Legion Field
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It's not REALLY an NFL offense. it's just similar to one.
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............/,/
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Epic Sunbeast add
Drink!
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anyone got recs for sweet places in birmingham?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
somewhere else?
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For what?
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eating or boozing
leading a student trip down there in january
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
How nice of a restaurant are you looking for?
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The Garage Cafe is a must visit,
but it only takes cash. Drinks are reasonable. J Clyde is good if you like a lot of different beers (nothing main stream). Let me think about it some more.
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Food?
I remember this place that had a huge catfish statue outside from the interstate.
Was a great buffet.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
14th St Dreamland in B'ham is average
Not the best one
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woof.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 25, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not much derp, they're just predominantly ground-teams playing against comparatively good defenses.
Feels like we’re at about three possessions per half.
How cold is it there?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw...
We need some MANBALL being played in the snow.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Like 4 tackles broken
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OKLAHOMA HATE WEEK HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN
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A whole week just to hate Kansas State.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
notice. notice kansas state.
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Fixed that for myself.
A whole week just to build up hate for Kansas State.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still getting used to the concept of a "Kansas State"
I thought they were a high school that was allowed to play in March MAdness for the longest time
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Hey!
I have two degree from that fine institution.
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*degrees.
OOPS!
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Yes.
Such a fine institution.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL!
I hope my Penn State degree negates the others!
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The said 17,975 people went to the ECU game at Memphis this year.
LOLNO.
Unless 6,000 are invisible.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to one Memphis game,
and it was by protest.
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When did you go there?
I would have actually went back when they had D-Will playing around 7 years ago.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to Penn State 92-94 (part of undergrad)
and 98-03 for grad school.
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Oh.
They were bad.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not in 94.
I was there for the undefeated season.
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No memphis.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Memphis from 95-98.
You said D-Will, so I was confused. Yes, Memphis was horrible, although I missed the chance to go to the game where they beat Tennessee at home (96, I think).
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I meant DeAngelo Williams.
Runner-up for the Doak Walker Award.
Really elusive running back Memphis had from 2002-2006
Was the entire team.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We called Derrick Williams at Penn State
D-Will. I thought that was who you were referring to.
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Sorry for the confusion.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, so you were doing college from 92-03 inclusive?
You did it even better than I did. What other life lessons can you teach me?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes,
11 years, 3 degrees. I took one semester off when I transferred in undergraduate. I just really loved school. Now I’m a college prof, so I guess you could say I’m still in school.
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You did it better than I did.
#teamreallyregretsnotbecomingaphilosophyprofessor
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Davidson what?
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check your record books! we have two final fours.
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Which is even fewer than K-State!
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VCU?
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SHAKA SMART IS A SAINT YOU SHIT YOUR MOUTH
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Recs all around!
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A whole lifetime just to hate... what is it? Eastern South North Carolina VoTech?
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"Defensive coordinator Todd Orlando"
Is that name Bob Toledo uses to check into hotels?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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A and B are equal general partners in M, a general partnership. M made nonliquidating distributions in a single transaction of a portion of its property to A and B. All are calendar year taxpayers, none of the assets are S 751(a) assets.
Immediately prior to the distribution A had an adjusted basis for A’s interest in M of 1000x dollars, and B had an adjusted basis for B’s interest in M of 1500x dollars. The property distributed to A had an adjusted basis to M of 2000x dollars, and was subject to liabilities of 1600x dollars. The property distributed to B had an adjusted basis to M of 3200 dollars and was subject to liabilities of 2800x dollars. Issue: is a partner permitted to offset the increase in the partner’s liabilities against the decreaes in the partner’s liabilities in determining the extent of recognition of gain or loss?
Sposed to be SEC
kill them both with fire
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hey my dad does this stuff for a living!
you should ask him.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Kill them and appropriate for yourself?
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Здравствуйте, товарищ
Что говорит, что мы идем, посылают некоторую буржуазию гулагу?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I got the first seven words.
But I’m out of practice with my Russian.
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Well, how do you feel about caps with blue trim?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm...
No idea?
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It's an NKVD reference. Never mind.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Something about sending the bourgeoisie to the Gulag, I think.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Step 1. Send Bourgeoisie to GULAG
Step 2. ?
Step 3. Profit!
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, but helmets with blue faux-carbon fiber are right the fuck out.
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Depends, what is a partner willing to pay me?
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depends on what Kentucky's law regarding liability are
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the issue in this is the laws regarding interest and liability, right? that depends on the state, no?
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There are IRS statutes dealing with the tax implications of it
But the state law will control whether or not the increased liability one of the partners takes on causes one partner to be allowed to take make that decision.
Sooooooo glad I didn't get into law school.
I can’t even read your entire comment without wanting to cut myself. .
I <3 God and Frank Kush.
right- at a certain point the IRS kicks in, but up to that point it's up to the states?
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Essentially
I don’t know if Kentucky allows an equal general partnership to alter those kind of terms regardless of any preexisting agreements even if they do take on more liability. I believe Florida allows a partner to take a greater share of ownership if they take more liability upon them. It may not be that way in Kentucky though.
This is all in a LLC, right? I'd be pissed if I owned more of a company and somebody who owned less of it in an equally bound share structure got to make major decisions without my approval.
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It's a general partnership, so no.
They own an equal share until, it seems, partner B takes on more liability.
if you're dumb enough to enter into it
you’re dumb enough to get fucked by it.
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I handle minority shareholder oppression cases for a living and yeah, you have to watch the partnership agreements you sign.
Common law only protects you from so much dickery.
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"sophisticated actor"
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Yeah those clauses piss me off
We had a securities dispute where buried in a thick prospectus was some language that our clients affirmed they were sophisticated investors even though they clearly weren’t sophisticated enough to read the prospectus.
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No one can fucking read that shit
When you say “minority shareholder oppression,” what kinds of work do you do? Unfair freezeouts?
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When people try to split your share structure post hoc
/deathstares Groupon
//Groupon board goes to jail
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Yeah, a lot of that
Basically two partners try to freeze out a third minority partner to buy him out cheap. It’s a lot of fun. More fun than corporate litigation defense like I did before.
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AN LLC? WHAT KIND OF LAW TEXTBOOKS DO YOU THINK WE USE, ONES PUBLISHED AFTER 1960??
Professor: horrendous and comes to class wasted on oxycontin every day. Book: written by professor, even worse.
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Westin?
One of my good buddies in law school had a father on the faculty who had cowritten a textbook. When he told me what his dad’s royalty checks were, I just about crapped my pants in envy. Crapping my pants is of course what I do when I’m feeling particularly envious; it’s a problem.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
no kidding
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In the interests of libel action I won't confirm or deny that it's Westin
Furthermore, umm, he merely appears to be wasted every day, is utterly incoherent, and bitches constantly about being out of his pills and that messing up his skills
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Use your student Westlaw privileges . . .
. . . and read the McKee, Nelson, & Whitmire treatise on partnerships instead. McKee and Nelson wrote the section 704(b) regs when they were in government, and their book is the gold standard for practitioners
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Is it asking that though?
It seems like it’s asking if one partner can make the other partner get less money distributed in a future gain if they have less liability.
This is just a tax question, yours is a more of a partnership law question
Partnership- they can do whatever the hell they want if they both agree, it’s an equal partnership
Tax- issue is whether they can wipe out any taxable gain by offsetting the increase in their shared liabilities (resulting from taking an encumbered asset into the partnership) against the decreases in their liabilities (from the distributions).
Sposed to be SEC
There are those who like tax stuff
They are strange, trollish creatures of the night, but they are there.
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CREAM, dude, CREAM.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Are tax guys worried about the flat tax guys
Or will there be enough stuff left out there with tax implications?
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Flat tax will not happen, short of a successful armed insurrection.
What, we’re going to put 200,000 accountants and more importantly, lawyers, out of work?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dick the Butcher autorec engaged.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone will still have their work
They’ll just be saving very wealthy people a bit less money than they are right now.
I call the Fiefdom of Alachua
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
At least I'll get to burn some bridges.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be happy to viciously oppress the peasantry on Marathon Key for your Worshipfulness.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Even if it passes . . .
. . . I can get to retirement just on the transition rules.
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93!
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Practice, man. We talkin' 'bout practice.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
...
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 25, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Meh.
Your lawya terms don’t phase me
And that’s not even the actual user guide
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Electrical engineers have a propensity for making this particular homonym error
by Synaesthesia on Oct 25, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
How about that cold fusion breakthrough?
/C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Hope you guys don't get too amped up about this subject.
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Watt are you talking about?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
MUCH MORE INTERESTING
Old lady’s will gives everything in equal shares to her friend, her other friend, and her dog, except for a small chunk that goes to her neice (her heir if she died without a will). Dogs can’t get shit from wills. Does the gift to the dog go to the neice or to the friends (perCalifornialawin1968thatisnolongerinforce)?
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I would say
the niece, since that’s the intestate heir.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
the lawyers. this is California.
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Huzzah!
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My client would like to speak with you.
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Illinois Dickwolves
such an odd breed
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/Dog files suit seeking to enjoin enforcement of anti-dog statute on equal protection grounds
//Government lawyer swears it’snot just cause the dog is black
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the niece
“executor” also lulz, because that dog is korean food in a week
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Then who would walk Patrick?
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It could go to a trust for the duration of probate, yes
But after the court adjudicates the dog’s share the trust would likely be extinguished.
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No
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by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 25, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Go take a look at Treas. Reg. 1.704-1(b)(2)(iv)(b)(5).
I think that answers your question.
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You just completely made that up
Don’t lie to me, I know that can’t be a real thing!
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Unfortunately, it is.
And I had to look it up. (I’m not a partnership specialist.)
The section 704(b) regs are a fucking nightmare — probably among the densest and worst in the Code, and that’s saying something.
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WARNING: DG goes full-on geek
As noted above, state partnership law essentially is flexible enough to allow partners to divvy up assets, liabilities, income, and losses pretty much however they choose. In days of yore, people tried to get cute about allocating taxable (vs tax-exempt) income and deductions amongst partners depending on whether the partners had other tax income/losses or their marginal tax rates.
To oversimplify greatly, the section 704(b) regulations require that allocations for tax purposes have “substantial economic effect,” i.e., that they eventually be matched by real-world economics in the underlying partnership agreement. They allow some wiggle room to specially allocate deductions and credits in particular time periods as long as those allocations are reversed out over time. The mechanics get complicated in a fat hurry and have tortured law students for the past 30 years or so.
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Silly me, I just use calculus and algebra to torture students...
Probably many of the same who are now being tortured in law school, judging by my friends who went to law school
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In my anecdotal experience, math majors tend to make good law students.
Lawrence Tribe (one of the nation’s best-known constitutional law professors) was one.
The other group that seem to do disproportionately well is art history majors. I think they are trained from an early age to (a) make fine distinctions between seemingly similar things and (b) write threeve-page papers.
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Yeah, I read somewhere that math majors have, on average, the highest(or second highest) LSAT scores,
and a higher bar passage rate than most other majors(At one time, I was considering law school, for the tax law parts of it, actually). I was referring more to my friends from undergrad who were history/poly sci/psych/whathaveyou majors.
And the art history one is strange to me, though I think you might have sussed out the answer
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Enter Sandman.
/Facepalm
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Did you see that vid of the VaT fans go nutz to Sandman?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course I have.
ECU has been a victim there many times.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
S'pposed to be SEC
Wait….
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"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Crotchety old man misses when bands played during stoppages of play.
Last time I was in Tiger Stadium, I noticed even the Golden Band gets preempted by commercials now.
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THE CAGE
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Does UCF's still bounce like crazy?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Last i saw,
Cant watch a game there on TV, gives me motion sickness
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Its was built so cheaply its funny.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Its like the trailer park of stadiums
first tornado and its gone
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They say it cost $55 million to bulid.
All that money for hookers and booze.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
In Tampa?
Ah, Florida’s construction industry. You make Chicago’s Sanitation and Parks budgets gaze in awe at your ability to rake cash off the top.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Orlando
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"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad, but the point is still substantially applicable.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
cost $45 mil
UH’s similar sized planned stadium has a budget of $120 mil
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Woah.
Where are they building it?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Right on top of the old one
gotta raise more money first though
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats why it costs so much I guess.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
one of them fancy newfangled, double-deck stadiums
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
From the Wikis
For the 2010 Conference USA Football Championship Game, ESPN2 for their television production set-up a camera position outside of the stadium to eliminate camera bounce caused by fans
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The worst part is that in 2008 they tried to fix it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
'Under eight minutes to go, this is where you have to start thinking about when you want to make your play'
Discussing UWLC 4th down possibilities, with the ball, down three points.
lololololololol
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently J-Lo expecting a big palimony payment if she needs to drive that Fiat
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
SEE HIM ON TV ANY GIVEN SUNDAY WIN THE SUPER BOWL AND DRIVE OFF IN A FIAT 500
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Wow, I had no idea that Cake's Sad Songs and Waltzes was a Willie Nelson cover
But Willie’s singing it on my spotify.
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I'm 32 and kind of a big fan of Willie. Just never heard that one.
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OH GOD
I AM OLD!
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who the hell is Billie Nelson?
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I love that song
CAKE’s version is freaking awesome, too.
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Three hours at the city council meeting
One item off the agenda and still being discussed
Hope I get internet tomorrow or this story=not getting written
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It was a meeting in need of beer
The three hours were spent discussing restaurants and bars. Mainly BWW. I was about to eat my arm and drink the blood
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I can understand this decision if it will help you avoid contemplating Buffalo Wild Wings.
The mysterious appeal of which remains completely mysterious to me.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It's close to my house.
Has free wifi, and $2 pints on Wednesdays.
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It wasn't so the fact that's what they were talking about
It’s the fact that they serve beer and food. I had not eaten all day and their endless rabble made me want to drink myself into a coma
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I will say it's GREAT business-travel food.
Takes a while but you don’t care because you have nothing better to do, and it’s a known quantity even in a tourist hellhole like Orlando.
C'mon Troy!
They sposd to be SBC!!
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by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Safety done derped.
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11/13/1993 ECU @ Kentucky L 3-6
Whaaaat
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We used to play Miami often.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
So who is going to back up the Brinks truck to Mario Cristobal's door anyway.
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Question because Little League thread spawned it for me
Who here played in football leagues that weren’t Pop Warner? I had a local league that was unaffiliated, had weight limits on backs and very narrow divisions (Usually by age unless a kid was that good/big) that allowed for only 4 teams per division. If you weighed about 150 pounds you couldn’t play in the league (When I turned 13 me and my neighbor had to go play in the fucking farm league where we got shit playing time despite being the two best DT’s on the fucking team)
Or 12
12 or 13 I had to move leagues.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
nobody played in NC until middle school
and then they play for the school
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Our town had a 6th grade league but that was it.
We were eligible to play for the middle school in 7th and 8th grade only. My middle school in SC had its own 6th grade team, a junior JV if you will.
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NC: elementary was K-3, middle was 4-8
SC: Primary was K-2(?), elementary was 3-5, middle was 6-8
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The Durham Middle Schools have a pretty active teams
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This.
I played in middle school.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We didn't have tackle football in my town until you were in 7th grade
Everything was local youth boosters flag football
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Same here.
Though a few years ago they started sponsoring tackle for 5th and 6th graders.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
My town was a fairly early adopter, I think
And it was pretty recent that they instituted that, when I was starting up
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Upstate NY
Doesn’t give a shit about child safety. Flag Football was 4 years old to like 6 or 7. After that you played tackle.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We pretty much had no football before junior high (7-9 at the time)
and then we had junior high teams that weren’t actually school-sponsored. Treated them exactly like the high school teams as far as eligibility and all, right down to having a JV team. If you were up to it, you’d start for the varsity team in seventh grade, and it was more common than you’d imagine.
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Ok, for my town (Vestal, NY)
Had no Flag Football league, but a nearby town had one with open eligibility and you could play from like ages 4-7 with different teams for different ages.
Then, there was Vestal Youth Football. You could only play if you lived in the town (people fudged addresses) there were three divisions, Lower, Middle, and Upper. Generally 7-9 Lower, 10-11 Middle, and 12-13 Upper. 14 year old’s who were a certain weight could play. 4 teams per division. Had to be under 150 pounds to play in the league. 6 game season and 2 game playoffs. You couldn’t line up over the center, every team had to run with 7 lineman, no wideouts until upper division, 6 defensive lineman. Special teams there is no punt rush, QB hands ball to punter, punter punts unimpeded and wherever returner caught it was where the other team took over. Field was 80 yards long.
In middle school, once you hit 7th grade you could play Modified. Modified was for 7th and 8th graders. Regular high school rules, don’t think 7th graders could play JV or Varsity. 8th grade you could.
High school (9-12) is normal high school football.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I just looked it up for old times sake
Upper Division is now apparently a travel team.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 25, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Va Beach?
I can’t remember if we were the ones discussing this before or not. But Jr High in Va Beach had tons of sports. I played field hockey and softball varsity starting in 7th grade.
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Nope, that was me.
And there was youth football in the Beach – but I couldn’t say whether it was affiliated with Pop Warner or any other organization. It was weight-divided, and if you didn’t make weight, you didn’t play.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry for not remembering.
I didn’t know any guys who played football before 7th grade (that I can recall). We certainly played “backyard” football, although it was usually in an easement between townhomes in Oak Springs!
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I played in a league like yours.
Small town in NC, no affiliation. We only had 4 teams because there weren’t enough kids to field a 5th.
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we started in Louisiana at 7-8 when I was a kid
they now have 5yr. old leagues (tackle).
We were never affilliated w/ pop warner. But there were strict age and weight limits.
I was just talking about how kids are bigger these days and they have moved the weight limits up in the age brackets now that my kid plays.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Five is too young for football period
I don’t know how you would teach kids fundamentals until at least 7-8
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I don't disagree.
I started my kid at 7, and I don’t think there was much of a difference. But kids and people in general here are nuts for football. Tackle football.
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by I ate the grass on Oct 25, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Even when I coached 10-12 year olds
I ran a single wing power running game. Basically a direct snap to one of the two big, fast, together, post-pubescant boys and taught the others to block like hell. In retrospect, they could have learned a wing-t but it still took them to 5-5.
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No tackle football until junior high.
Nearby city has a youth league but I don’t know affiliation specifics.
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Soooooo.......Sun Belt,huh?
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 25, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
When I turned on the game I began to suspect that this announce team was awesome
and then the color guy dropped a sick burn on Miami (they’d probably take FIU’s on-campus stadium~) that confirmed it.
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and color being provided by former FSU QB Danny Kannell.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Danny Kannell is surprisingly not catatonic for a former FSU student
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
huh?
wha?
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
No more shameful than their other alums
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Well, there is...
but she never graduated from FSU.
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Lived one summer across from where he, Truman Capote, and Lee Harvey Oswald went to elementary school
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by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 25, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Vince McMahon and his wife both went to ECU.
Vince with a business degree, dunno what his wife has.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
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That's a powerful adhesive!
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Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Oct 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
EXACTLY
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU TRY TO STEAL WHILE ALBERT IS UP??????
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 25, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Best player on base, put current runner into 50/50 chance of getting out, with minimal gain
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Craig would have been the tying run if Pujols would have Pujols'd
It’s like fucking Lane the Brain was running the Cards last night.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 25, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, to put it bluntly
Your chances of scoring are greater with a runner on first and Pujols up than they are if you attempt the steal, because the risk of stealing the base (and then having Pujols just get walked anyway) erodes the advantage of having the runner on second when you consider the chances of Pujols driving him in from first anyway.
Which is more than you wanted to know, because you hate baseball anyway. Damnit.
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It’s a subtle difference. I merely don’t care about baseball.
there are only like seven scenarios where it makes sense to walk Pujols, and in the 9th, that steal would bring up one of them
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I would rec this but I clicked "actions" and the whole thing completely disappeared.
And I’m getting “Your comment cannot be posted” messages repeatedly before it gets through. ?
by Narrow Right on Oct 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
DERP
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Oh.
Lol.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
TRAIL OF TEARS
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
A Trojan broke through and score
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
....
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 25, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
it's the perfect time
to accomodate all those migrating invisible Rutgers fans
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This referee sounds like Fry's Grandfather Enos.
/futurama’d
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
But Fry is his own grandfather.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
If the universe doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry here is his own grandfather, who are we to judge?
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha.
Good point. Fry’s grandmother’s dead fiance.
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/futurama nerd’d
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 25, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shift-A, Batman!
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