EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 4 ISSUE 8
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As do I - the ongoing saga
is the most brilliantest part of this weekly treasure.
Comedy fucking gold, Jerry!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Can we replace the entire "They took my bukkit" catalog with
Dabo and Binky?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Tubberville looks suspiciously like Vageta in that picture
Just saying
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"I got the machine gun blues" Social D
Canal Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
I thought he looked like Mick McCarthy
which is funny because Wolves tied Swansea City on ESPN 2 early Saturday morning
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 24, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
This picture, with a recitation of the relevant headline, could be stretched with some flashing animation into an entire episode of DragonBall Z.
I admit no further familiarity with the program.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
I'm outta hate.
Seriously.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 24, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Give me a couple of days.
Right now, boss is harshin my mellow with his unanticipated raeg.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 24, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
he's not yelling AT me, he's just raegy which is worse
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Buliding the hate for Kansas State?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Tuberville at Tech = Tuberville at Auburn
Chronically 8-4 with one amazing win out of nowhere.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Regression to the mean is his specialty
by Mooncricket on Oct 24, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
He's a great big game coach
But show him an unranked team with a solid rushing attack and he will trip on his dick every time.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Oct 24, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is the best news I've heard all day!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 24, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The difference is that's perfectly acceptable at Texas Tech.
At Auburn, they hire your replacement before even firing you with that record.
We're not Marshall
so maybe we have a chance to knock keenum out on thursday? Right? RIGHT?
/83-14
//bailiff gets another year for keeping it close
///cries
...and the wind cries McGuffie
They used those comments as hate fuel:
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 24, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Que?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ECU game highlights were used
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 24, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir I have all the bleach I need on hand.
Move along.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
To be honest, Bailiff hasn't done anything (given school's circumstances) to suggest an ouster.
Having been on campus for the last days of Hatfield gives one a bit of a permissive perspective.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 24, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
He's also good at pulling random upsets out of his ass
to go along with 4-8 seasons every year
...and the wind cries McGuffie
by ScreaminOwl on Oct 24, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
/Beats non-existent B1G team
/loses to everyone else
I could swear that the only game they prepare for all year is Houston. At least I’d like to think so considering the recent losses.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 24, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hey, remember when this existed?
/ricehateweek’d
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 24, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Soon...
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 24, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope North Texas was an upset.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
beating a todd dodge-coached unt team does not qualify as an upset
beating two teams that kicked our ass in 2009, on the other hand…
...and the wind cries McGuffie
Your beatdown of the injury ravaged ECU team was a beatdown.
It showed that when McGuffie has teh ball good things happen.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
...................................
No.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Tuberville: Oklahoma's title chances are toast!
Gundy (menacingly cheesy): More like . . . burnt toast.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Anybody gonna be in Omaha this evening?
BTW: Some lady asked why it was so loud in this place. Why? You’re in an airport bar in NOLA, that’s why.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 24, 2011 11:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
NOT ENUF SAD HOLGO
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 24, 2011 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
It was a signature win for you guys...
but at the end of the week….
Wf’nVU was still ranked in all four major polls, and Syracuse was not.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 24, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
At the end of the week
We have a home for the future and you do not.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 24, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ACC SPEED
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 24, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You see this, Nick? This is me NOT being concerned about WVU having a home....
Because you and I both know we will land in a spot better than yours.
"Oh, to sail away, To sandy lands and other days"
Achilles' Last Stand, Led Zepplin
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 24, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll land all right . . .
. . . after two connecting flights and a fucking covered wagon ride to Little Manhattan.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 24, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They upgraded to the wagon?
Good for them.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
They're going to break an axle fording the river, and lose two days
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Oct 24, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hopefully they don't drown from fording the river.
Or worse…a broken leg. Seriously, who dies from a broken leg?
2013 SUN BEAST CHAMPS
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 24, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thrilled to have WfV in the conference
but I do wonder how Deloss feels about his athletes’ travel schedule from Austin to Morgantown. Sure football and basketball have charters but I am pretty sure that the women’s tennis team will be less than thrilled at the 8.5 hr travel each way. Suddenly a 4hr direct flight to Portand doesnt look so bad…
f’ning LHN
/fans self with draft of 2013's $175 million athetic budget
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 24, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Understandable
Pollsters probably want to make sure we don’t lose to Louisville (like we seem to in every football or basketball game, regardless of who has the better team) first.
/really, another win and some random losses in the bottom few spots of the top 25 and we’ll be ranked; some of the BCS computers have us in the top 25 already
Is anyone else having a problem staying logged in? Everytime I switch a page or refresh, it automatically logs me out for some reason
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Nevermind, I think it might because Im using chrome instead of explorer
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 24, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
ie
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
by Rocket Ship Science on Oct 24, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
STACK OVERFLOW AT LINE 123.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 24, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Was responding
And got the same error I got on the other thread:
Oops, your comment couldn’t be posted. Please wait a few seconds and then try again.
I’m using Firefox.
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 24, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not having a problem....and I'm on chrome.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 24, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Everything fine here with Firefox
Although to much flash on the page can fuck everything up.
My tumblr, where I post all my photoshops and other assorted crap that may pertain to college football.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Tubbs' smarmy dickish-ness
is much more palatable now that he’s left Auburn.
His post-game interview the other night was almost charming even…
Meanwhile,
stuffing the passer on ND’s helmets
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
GOLD GOLD GOLD
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Furk.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 12:52 PM EDT reply actions
/Bangs upright.
My tumblr, where I post all my photoshops and other assorted crap that may pertain to college football.
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
PHRASING
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
AMAZING
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 24, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Navy hits plank; sunk by Pirates.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 24, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Gimme an I IS DISAPPOINT.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
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