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Someone's deodorant has failed him, it appears.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
How you doing today, kiddo?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I'm good.
I never had any delusions about the Rebels, and I turned the Auburn game off in the 3rd quarter and took a nap. And then I woke up and watched Albert Pujols hit 3 homers as the Cards beat the Rangers. So yeah, I’m probably doing better than you!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Since my game was Friday night, I've had planty of time to get over it....
And Pujols had a monster game last night. It was glorious.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Just gotta hope the Saints kick the shit out of the Colts (not too worried)
And the Cards keep up the momentum from last night!
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Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for too....
Both ends of it.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Clay Matthews failed arm tackle
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"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Holding after a nice run.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Why do Oklahoma fans always have the best sad faces?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
Because many of them look like Stoops?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
For no reason at all: Yahoo! User rankings
Yahoo! User Rankings
1.Alabama
2.Oklahoma
3.LSU
4.Nebraska
5.Arkansas
6.Kansas State
7.Oklahoma State
8.Michigan State
9.Oregon
10.Stanford
11.Wisconsin
12.Georgia
13.Texas A&M
14.Michigan
15.Houston
16.Clemson
17.South Carolina
18.Penn State
19.USC
20.Boise State
21.Virginia Tech
22.Auburn
23.Illinois
24.Washington
25.Brigham Young
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
And we are now 10% stupider for having read that....
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW IS RANKING FORMED?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yahoo user votes
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks legit
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 23, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nebraska fans can poll pack like no other
During the expansion-palooza last year, OTE had a poll, “Who would you rather have in the Big 10.” The choices were ND, Nebraska, Syracuse, and Rutgers.
The Poll turned out 98% Nebraska, ND had like 1.5% and the others barely registered. I could believe that a majority of B1G fans wanted Nebraska over ND, but no where near 98%
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I'd like to believe that most Nebraska fans don't believe we're anywhere near being a top 10 team yet
I’d like to believe that.
I really would.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Vikings drive here to the 20 or so
and Ponder either throws a pick or they fail to convert on 4th down inside the 2 minute warning
Some shithead I follow on Twitter said:
“Ponder is better than Rodgers was at this point in his career”
/facepalm
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
In the sense that Ponder is playing and Rodgers was not, he is correct
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Becasue Rodgers was on the bench.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the same guy that said
“I would not mind if the entire Packers team died in a bus crash”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That reminds me
I don’t know if it got much discussion around here, but I was very impressed by how the KHL handled losing an entire team in a plane crash.
Had each team give up 3 players that could be “drafted” by Lokomotiv. Short of cancelling the season, I think it was the best way to go.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
And Rick Mirer was better than both of them at this point in his career.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Zombie Nation.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Um... you guys... DeMarco Murray is having a really good day
235 yards
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Dayum
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
/fantasy opponent started Murray
//AERose hate Cowboy purp.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Aha!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
You're about to make me go to CycloneFanatic to see if I can find something worse
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If I knew how to write the code what makes the computer go
I would make a BeijingIrish Post Generator.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Here. We. Go.
I can see where this is headed. Iowa will beat some of the worst teams in college football the next few weeks while Iowa State is playing some of the best and that will somehow prove the fiction that ISU chokes after Iowa while Iowa improves. The only thing that happens is Iowa State’s schedules gets tougher while Iowa’s gets easier—every single year.
ISU is so much closer to being an elite program that it scares them. We’re a couple of key position players away from really getting to the next level and I, for one, can’t wait!!
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
So Iowa State's fan site is the bizarro NDNation, wherein everyone is delusionally optimistic
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
The first paragraph is mostly accurate. The second is delusional.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm surprised they didn't bitch about someone putting an article regarding Brett Greenwood on there
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Their wildcat formation, if they have one, should be called the McRib.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This has to be a joke.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
The pure stupid there is amazing.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha.
He has made ND a laughing stock
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How quickly they have forgotten Shit, Tyrone or The Charles...
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou Holtz's marble mouthed wisdom, Ron Pawlus, Gary Faust...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
DON'T YOU DARE PUT LOU HOLTZ IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS THE CHARLES OR FAUST
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
FOOTBAW BOB
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
They seem really hung up on an unsubstantiated rumor that he told some fans to "shut up" after the game
Thing is, a lot of our fan base needs to be told to shut up
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Hey, man, just shut up!
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
While that's true
somebody needs to tell him to shut up as well.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably were confused by Chip Kelly
WHAT DID COACH KELLY DO?
No, grandpa, wrong Kelly
HE OLD THEM WHAT? WHAT A PURPLE FACED BUFFOON
Grandpa—yunno, whatever. Put down the scotch.
It was pretty funny
The field managers at Autzen need to get better. Rushing after clinching the first Rose Bowl in 15 years or beating SC as badly as we did a few years back? Sure. Being a jackass after a midseason win against ASU? Um, no.
Interrogatory.
Interrogatory. interrogatory. Rhetorical Interrogative. Interrogative. Rhetorical interrogative. Sweeping judgment and conclusion.
Rinse well with douche, and repeat as necessary.
by emc503 on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd laugh but my fanbase is becoming Michigan State.
In that we now root for them to fail as much as we root for Michigan to succeed.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
EVERY INCOMPLETE PASS IS A SIGN THAT DENARD ROBINSON SHOULD BE MOVED TO WIDE RECEIVER IMMEDIATELY.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Flagged for even mentioning evolution.
WE ARE NOT AMUSED, FELLOW CATHOLIC. IGNORE THOSE DINOSAUR BONES, THEY WERE PUT THERE TO TEST YOU. YOU FAILED.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Yep, JPII pretty much made Intelligent Design the official Catholic doctrine
Said the Bible was not to be taken literally on matters of science. It’s a book about faith, not a book of all knowledge ever.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
He didn't come right out and say Intelligent Design was the theory to be followed, but often hinted that's what he believed
For example when asked about “The Big Bang” he responded “Who pulled the trigger”
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
His response to nearly every question regarding why evolution wasn't against religion was that God created the laws of the universe that lead to the rise of man
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Which falls more solidly into First mover
Intelligent design proponents usually argue that everything is the direct result of God’s hand. Clocks provide a good metaphor: First movers think God built the watch and set the movement in motion, and that the “time” we see on the clockface, while not directly placed there by God, was driven by his actions. Intelligent Designers think that God moves the hands himself.
The way you use these phrases is highly contrary to what I almost invariably see (which emc503 describes)
God did it, and God set it up so it would happen does not seem materially different to me
But I’m not up on all the various explanations for how the universe came to be, nor do I really care to be.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That's because JP II was the man.
This guy…
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_____________________
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At least you don't have to hear how Steve Spurrier would have done it
Even though we just had a coach not more than a year ago who had won 2 national championships in the 5 years preceding.
So…there’s that.
Don't call it a comeback...
…really don’t please. Don’t get my hopes up.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Only shit
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Holy shit
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ponder damn near derped that away...
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The Ponder
I likes.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"When," not "if," for Missouri to SEC
Screw you, Mizzou.
Imminent and inevitable.
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RIGHT NOW?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If you say so, Mizzou.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
So who wants to make a trip to Armageddon/Trench Warfare in Tuscaloosa in 2 weeks?
I will definitely be in town, and I’ll be at the game if I can get a ticket for less than, like, $300. Anyone else?
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would if I could
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I would If I could.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 23, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS FRAZIER DOING
That is some cowardly shit right there
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
DO YOU LIKE LOSING FOOTBALL GAMES?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
16 yard run makes decision look suspect.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Erik T just wrote 'game over' in his notebook.
something something cheerleader creepiness random quasipolitical comment
I think you mean "Erikk T"
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/insert antisemitism here
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Brady Hoke approved of this decision.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
TROY AIKMAN SAID THE CONVENTIONAL WISDOM WAS TO PUNT
THEREFORE YOU NEEDED TO GO FOR IT, ON FUCKING PRINCIPAL ALONE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
That's classic coaching CYA game management
This way, no one can blame him for losing. He trusted his D could get a stop there. If he’d have went for it, gotten stopped and the Packers went three and out, they could have kicked the FG and been up two scores.
Far too many coaches in the NFL coach not to lose.
Thankfully, McCarthy doesn’t seem to be one of them. See also, the surprise onside kick a couple weeks ago
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Fullback give upcoming.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Oh wow.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Either you left out an 's'
or zombie Paul Bryant is coaching somewhere.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
that some kinda eastern thing?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how Bear sounds to non-southerners when spoken with an Alabama accent
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
quoting lebowski
I come from a town called Lynchburg, anyway…
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That should just about do it
3 stops will give the Vikes about 40 seconds
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I would be legitimately angry at the universe if such a cowardly bullshit call as that actually resulted in a win.
Ha.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
Well, look on the bright side Vikings fans, Ponder looks legit
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Yes he did....
He was solid overall and the few risky decisions that he didn’t get burned on made him look pretty damn good.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of rookie mistakes, but he was good on 3rd down and good in the 4th.
Those are usually good barometers for success. Especially with Adrian Peterson on your team.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Thats all folks.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." - Edward Teach
"Wash away man, take him with the floods." - Floods by Pantera
There's a little "OS" on his sash.
So, Oregon State.
/Sacramento State shoots beaver with sword
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the signature, prevents thievery
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
This where we're at now?
Just got back a little bit ago from my weekend trip up to East Lansing and all I can say is HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Luckily for me I don't get all that emotionally invested in Badgers games. If I were an irrational fan, I'd blame the referees for that loss
Really, MSU didn’t commit a single penalty all game. Really, you felt there was “indisputable evidence” to over turn that call when the camera was shaking and you actually can’t see the ball.
But MSU played well and Bielema’s troubles in the state of Michigan continued. The game ultimately means very little. I didn’t honestly believe Wisconsin was going undefeated and the game was out of division.
I hope they get another shot at Sparty on a neutral field.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That's an extremely rational, reasonable opinion
But all the same, I imagine yesterday was not the greatest of football Saturdays. At least the Pack won
Oh, I'm far less rational about the ND loss
But there are not words in the English language to describe the frustration of losing another game because you gave up a fumble for 6 when you had the ball inside the 5
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Like anyone actually talks about NC State
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
The refs were a bit bonkers all game, but they were equal opportunity fuck-ups.
Missed some very obvious holds on Wisconsin (usually, when a guy’s arm is trailing behind him as he busts through the line, it’s going to get called), horrible spots both ways (I remember at least one where the refs spotted the ball at the 25 before a personal foul on Wisconsin then put it at the 41 after), missed what looked like an obvious false start against MSU on the final drive (the only thing I can think of is that maybe the center snapped the ball early and he reacted while the rest of the line was slow, but I doubt it).
But the final TD was very, very obvious on replay. There’s a point where he’s facing forward with his chest pretty much on the goal line; the only way he could possibly have failed to get the ball in was if he was holding it behind his back or at his side.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Granted, we're both biased, but there's no way it was "very obvious" I'll allow you to say you thought it was the right call, but it was not obvious
1) the camera was not stable
2) You can’t see the ball
3) Even the announcers were saying you can’t tell from the replay
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
.

Granted, it’s tough to tell that that’s the ball, but if it’s in his arms it’s not physically possible for it to be anywhere but over the line.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Like I said, I've got no problem with you finding the call to be correct, it probably is the right call
but they never showed a still shot. The camera angle that shot comes from involved the camera shaking violently
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Do you know the frame rate on those cameras?
Getting a still shot off a video, even with a shaking camera, is not even remotely a problem. It’s clear as day right in the picture. If you zoom in, you can see the ball clearly, and it’s definitely over the line.
Cognitive dissonance can be a powerful thing to overcome.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
It was in.
More specifically, it was impossible for the ball to NOT be in. And that is conclusive in my book.
Also, using the announcers saying anything in support of your position is never a good sign.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Why hello there, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, where are they?
And where’s my shotgun?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
/has missing shotgun
//standing behind Joe Buck with StubBob grin
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As long as the deed is done.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The one good thing about them being on the baseball playoffs?
Buck does not befoul the NFL with his presence for a couple weeks.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh, but he shall return.
And his wrath shall be more-
/fallsasleep
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont see what the problem is with Joe Buck.
You have to respect the way he worked very hard to get to where he is today.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean nepotism?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They're herping and derping my World Series game.
Between them and the Tom Hammond/Pat Haden Reunion Tour last night, it’s been a rough weekend for my ears.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
MUTE button. Know it! Use it!
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't impossible for the ball not to be in
The shot above assumes the ball is in the typical position with the point in his elbow. It’s likely that, that is in fact where he’s holding the ball, but it’s also likely that the ball has been inverted by Taylor’s violently trying to rip it out and that it’s just as much closer to Taylor than it is held properly by Nichol.
I’m not saying the call is wrong. I’m saying the letter of the rule is “indisputable visual evidence.” When you can’t see the ball, you fall short of that threshold.
Had it been called a TD live, it should have stayed a TD.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
But, whatever, I'm really not upset about it. I was for about 20 minutes last night, but I'm over it
He was likely in, and it never should have come to that anyway. This will hopefully refocus the Badgers now that the undefeated talk is over, and they’ll get another shot at Sparty in Indy
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
This last sentence is what scares me about next week.
Two ways this can go – 1) Badgers still licking their wounds, moping over the lost shot at a ring, 2) Unholy death squad running game comes to say “Fuck you, it’s OUR Rose Bowl.”
I think the second is more likely than the first
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Here you go.

"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
fuckin meteors
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuckin' Meteors. One's never around when you need them...
or is that policemen?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'm sure there was no shortage of policemen last night.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn'y see a one.
Of course, the only thing I did last night was take my son to church and come straight back home.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's do it again in December.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'll eat my hat if you guys can go another game without a penalty.
That’s really the only real complaint I have. The final replay was sketchy (from what I saw it should have been one of those “whatever the call was on the field should stand” plays), but whatever, you shouldn’t let him catch that anyway
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
ANY team going without a penalty is shocking.
Let alone doing it twice in a season. Let alone Michigan State.
Oh, I don't think we will.
We’ve had a couple games with just two or three, though. The Michigan game was the exception, not the rule.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
See what happens when you suspend Gholston?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
im back still alive
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
yes yes i know. over it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, coping. How's that?
I figured a loss would happen, just wish it wasn’t to THOSE fuckers.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay!
I would give you a hug, but just standing here gets me a flag for pass interference.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hugs are personal fouls
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
On the other hand, thanks for letting Texas Tech's heads get swelled up before next week.
Oh who am I kidding.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The year two thousand....
the year two THOUSAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Jantz is a junior (juco transfer). Barnett is redshirt freshman.
Is it possible to calculate a passer rating for one INT and three incompletions? Because that’s what Jantz had.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I really wish he was better
So that when Iowa State pulls off an upset there could be “How you like the taste of cold Steele, bitch?” thing
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
There still could be.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose that could have been used against Iowa, at least until he started screwing up.
With four of the last five opponents in the AP top 20, I doubt that will happen this year.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
um, maybe?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
DeMarco Murray is now the single game Cowboys rushing record holder
So, he has that going for him, which is nice
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
among other things...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Zooey Deschanel singing the National Anthem?
…..okaaaaay.
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mute it and I'm okay with it.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hipster
Seriously, I happened to go to the Cabooze (I think that’s what it was called) in St. Paul and they were playing. It was the hipsterest crowd I’ve ever seen.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I'm not that hipster
The girl I was dating at the time and introduced me to their music, however, is pretty damn hipster when it comes to music
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
Classically trained and jazz don't go together
You can be one, but not the other. Jazz implies improvisation. Classical training implies the opposite
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Nope.
I say this knowing several jazz musicians. The “classical training” give you the tools. Your creativity within the context of “jazz” is what makes it jazz. Most jazz music is a set intro/outro with room for three solos in the middle.
Two points for cross-promotion.
Never change, FOX.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Yeah, this was my thought as well.
Half expected her to end with “who’s that girl? It’s Jess!”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have the entire series in HD on my hard drive.
It makes me quite happy. And none of that Sigourney Weaver garbage, either. Straight Attenborough
Things I would like to watch tonight:
Saints/Colts
Cardinals/Rangers
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
Homeland
Planet Earth.
Furk, Alli hate stacked Sunday night TV schedule purp.
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dvr the last 4 honey bun.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm doing!
Had to pull the “record the later showing of Boardwalk Empire” move so I can still flip between Saints/Cards.
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good call.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Bored to Death?
Bored to Death. <333 Ted Danson.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
the wave is angry
you wouldnt like it when it’s angry.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW,
Fuck Cleveland. Fuck that place with a broken bottle. What a shitty, shitty place. More sirens than songbirds. They have a mocking, racist face emblazoned all over “Progressive Field.” They have so many smokestacks that I’m convinced the city mayor called them “magical cloud machines” in order to get voters to approve them. Potholes so big that when it rains, driving must be like fording a river. I’m going to call it “Scar City” from now on. I knew when I saw non-flammable water that I was safe again.
The drive up and back, however, was nice. like driving through a bob evans commercial.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Come to Detroit.
It’s less depressing.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
at least you weren’t in Springfield.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Illinois? Missouri? Massachusetts?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
O_o
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have a Death Wish?
I predict in a few years you’ll be making The Great Escape out of there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm still not certain you're being serious.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm slow.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
This ain't ova.

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Illinois.
“Springfield: It’s Almost As Good As Haiti!”
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If you've never been to Illinois,
DON’T.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Which part?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The part between the Great Lakes and Metropolis
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I kinda agree with that
But the parents of a friend of mine had a lake house in Springfield it wasn’t so bad….in summer….
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget Ohio
Springfield, OH, is more depressing than Cleveland, Toledo, Youngstown, Akron, OR Mt. Vernon
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
holy shit.
A more depressing place than a town with a bar called “the office” (only so alcoholics can tell their wives they were out late with a long day at the office)?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmmhmmmm
Just about a half hour outside Dayton on 70….don’t go visit Wittenberg
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
hello
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Furk, Jackson git yo' shit together.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
Edwin Jackson:
when you really, really, REALLY want to have a bullpen game.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
For all the fuck, he got out only giving up one...
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Srsly.
Yikes.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GO RANGAHS
And who started Forte and Demarco Murray on the same team today…? THIS GUY
If you can't do what's right/you can always do what's left
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 23, 2011 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
Finally watching the premiere of Walking Dead from the DVR
Is it wrong that dead down I kinda sorta welcome the zombie apocalypse, because I’m fairly certain that if I survived the initial spread of the virus, I’d probably be a leader of small, well armed nomadic tribe.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Genghis Khan lead a band of well armed nomads too.
Didn’t stop him from having an empire
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Gotta start somewhere
Join the horde or die.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I got a seaplane and enough fuel to get to an island in the Bahamas.
I’d do okay.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Fuck that, those Islanders have zombies now, without a virus
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
If World War Z is to be believed
they can walk across the seabed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
But on the other hand
Cuba was one of the nations to survive pretty much intact.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
absofuckinglutely
Max Brooks is a genius.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it funnier than the Zombie Survival Handbook?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
There's actually a funny reference to ZSH
where one of the Europeans talks about some silly handbook that wasn’t much help if you weren’t in an area where SUVs and guns were common.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
READ IT
Fantastic book. The blind Japanese samurai part is a little “wth?” but the whole book is great.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 23, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It's well worth the read.
TERRIFIC book
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I'm detaching the USS Alabama from land
And floating it out in the middle of the Bay. Wait, no, out into the middle of the Gulf, since the zombies could just walk across the Bay to get to me.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well you ARE Emperor of the North.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
/turns page
“SANSA”
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
/next chapter
“BRIENNE OF TARTH”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(The Sansa chapters in the last book weren’t terrible because Littlefinger is a kind of cool devious bastard, but in general yes.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
/negotiates secret lannister buyout clause
//gets ass kicked by iron islands
///beats texas
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I had about 5 spoiler-ish comments typed up here that I deleted
But, Bran, HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AWESOME
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Sean Payton sez
Fuck coaching from the booth!
Srsly he looks pissed up there.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
BSU v. KState v. Clemson
Three teams enter: One team leaves.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
I don't know.
There are some dumb looking creatures. See: anything in Australia.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
See: Oklahoma fans.
(Sorry Chloe, I had to)
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Oh you should see the okie light ones....wow.
That’s an ag school for you though.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep in mind, she doesn't like Oklahoma fans either.
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What do you think of your fans, Coach Stoops?
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I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
But what about Chloe Denmark, sir?
Fuck yeah! She’s Cool!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the "she's cool" Stoopsface?
I don’t know if he believes it.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the FUCK YEAH
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it's not the face that's selling it here.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
um perv?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Said the pot to the kettle.
Not my fault Coach Stoops appears to be calling a play from the power-I package.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
no no, I'm kinky.
That’s different.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
One man's kink is another's perversion
It’s all a matter of perspective
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
thanks, dad.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
All I'm saying is, I bet there's some things even you find perverted
But there’s somebody out there that thinks they’re merely “kinky”
No judgement whatsoever
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I know what you meant, but man you always ruin my fun.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU JUST CALLED SOMEONE ELSE A PERV
How am I the bad guy here
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
It doesn't count, since it was me.
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Exhibit A:

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
OI.

I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see you've played knifey-spoony before.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 23, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But wonderfully fitted to its environment...
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm watching the weekly EPL wrap-up instead of Colts/Saints.
No one tell my dad.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
OH LOLOLOL TROLLUS MAXIMUS
A Big 12 school administrator told the Austin American-Statesman on Sunday that he thought West Virginia would be an upgrade over Missouri.
“I’d say West Virginia is the leader in the clubhouse,” the official told the newspaper." I think we’ll come out better than before. I’d rather be with someone who wants to be with our conference than anybody who doesn’t. …
“West Virginia has better football than Missouri, better basketball than Missouri, a better budget than Missouri and more passion among its fans than Missouri. They’re better, anyway you turn ‘em. The travel’s not good but that’s it.”
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Onward, ye most lateral of moves!
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
I gladly welcome the new liquor overlords to the big 12!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He gets no argument from me.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The money shot comment for me, as pertains to you folk:
“I’d rather be with someone who wants to be with our conference than anybody who doesn’t.”
THAT’S TRUE RIGHT?
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Y'all have fun now, y'hear?
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Mizzou and the Big XII should have a baby.
That’ll save this relationship.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
/Baby plays parents off each other for double Christmas gifts.
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/Mommy and Daddy start fighting again
//kid gets used as ammunition
///Bauserman throws kid to Georgia
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Make a baby or make a porno?
Title: MACLIN’S MACTION
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
THREE MEN AND A MACLIN
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Maybe Kansas should be euthanized.
It’ll be less painful for everyone.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 23, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
They did...
His name is Iowa State
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 24, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I'd rather go to the SEC or ACC....
Travel, particularly for ‘away’ games, would be so much easier. But, I have had my belly full of the Catholic basketball schools fucking up the league. You guyts give my guys a home away from the Seton Half-wits and Providunces; I’ll be your biggest fan.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And much more interesting coaches.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting coaches RETURNING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Texas will pet him, and stroke him and name him George
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Well, hello froggy-boy....
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
EAT SHIT, FROG!
(Sorry, that doesn’t sound right. EAT SHIT, PITT!)
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Back off! They're ours to hate now!
EAT SHIT PITT!
Meh, I can’t work up the vitriol. You can keep the hate. Pitt, too, if you’d like.
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I don't care for Pitt.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hang out with them asshats a few years....
Pitt hate will seem the most natural thing in the world.
Like sunshine feeding daisies.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And way worse academics.
We’re supposed to care about those, right? Right?
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Than Mizzou?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
By US News, MU is 90 and WV is 164.
And In 2009, the Big 12 had 7 AAU universities. If MU moves, in 2012 the Big 12 will have 3 and the SEC 4.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
State land grant has to make prpgrams for in-state students...
We have graduated 25 Rhodes scholars, though.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Tied for seventh all-time with Michigan.
WVU has had more Rhodes Scholars than all of the rest of the Big East football teams put together.
The US News thing is strongly based on research/grant dollars attracted by the university and the"quality of faculty" (amount of publishing done by the faculty), as well freshman retention and graduation rates. When a school pretty much has to accept any in-state HS graduate, those last two are going to suffer. The first two are more indicative of research universities than teaching universities. When I was an undergrad at WVU nearly all my profs were PhDs, even in the non-major core classes I had to take such as history or psychology. ALL my major (geology) classes were taught by PhDs.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 24, 2011 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Why is there a camera in my replay?
I…wat?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, honey, didn't we tell you we'd be filming this...?
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Are we making money off it later?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We're charging $9.95 a month.
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So looking forward to Hell on Wheels but I am getting a little tired of everything set in the late 1800s involving an "honorable former Confederate fighting evil former Union soliders"
There were good and bad on both sides, in fact most people fell somewhere in the middle. Is it that difficult to write a compelling character without picking a side on the Civil War
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Meh
Buster Keaton did it first, and better.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Did you see that "Shark City" show during Shark week?
They showed this incredibly diverse ecosystem that sprang up around a shipwreck in the Caribbean. Then introduced you to various members of the community, including giving them names. THEN THEY ALL GOT EATEN BY SHARKS. THEN THE SHARKS GOT EATEN BY A TIGER SHARK.
This was narrated by Mike Rowe, like it was a Disney channel special, right up until the carnage. It was unsettling.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Then spent like five minutes on Grouper named chunk and how he ruled the interior of the wreck
Then he went outside the wreck and a reef shark ate him. My wife literally gasped.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I just giggled maniacally recalling that scene.
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This is how I know we are friends.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking loved that.
But I tend to root for the shark in the “slo-mo shark chasing baby seal” scene. Predators gotta eat, yo.
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oh the ways this could go...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The Ice Planet episode of Planet Earth is up next.
Let’s all watch Polar Bears and Seals eat stuff! Then watch them get eaten by bigger stuff!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I recorded it.
I thought it was fucking awesome.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This sounds amazing.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It was all about two juvenile reef sharks trying to find enough food
Andy Samberg had a producer credit on it. Had to be his idea. It was dark.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I dub thee, "Sharkbait"
SHARKBAIT! OOH AHH AHH!
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ANTI HIVE
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ricky Stanzi is disappointed
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"How angry was he?"
“Angrier than that.”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
DON MAK FUN O' MAH GWAMMA

"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 23, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
New BCS rankings are out.
LSU, Alabama, Oklahoma State, Boise State, Clemson.
Sorry Chloe (and Jon). I have to root for the Cowboys to run the table.
Stanfurd is way too fucking close to controlling its own destiny.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Chloe, you'll appreciate this
guess who I just got a text from? Asking me who it was I was at the bar with this weekend. LOL SHE MAD.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
small campus'd
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
So glad the ability to immediately get in touch with everyone you know was non existent when I was in college.
We had the beginnings of the internet we know today and that’s about it.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
it's half the reason I don't have facebook anymore.
That, and it’s entirely too goddamn fucking creepy.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I have it, but I only use it to post pictures of the little one
I could get rid of it at any moment without missing a beat.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
I have enough ways to waste my time as it is.
Don’t need to add one that borders on stalking (or inviting others to stalk me).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
hehehehe.
bitches be bitchy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I tried to tweet it to you, but I was kinda drunk.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
its ok, I was kinda raegy.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured.
I was too, but only because I had to be in fucking shithole asscrack scar-city Cleveland earlier in the day.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Saints fumble recovery!
Cover that spread, baby!
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Norman Reedus is a little too convincing as a Neo-Nazi biker turned zombie killer
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
You need to put these into a coffee table book or something
I’d buy it
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Reading literature for the pool?
But will it talk about how big the SEC’s member is?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh, thirteen's pretty impressive..."
“…but I bet I can make it fourteen.”
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
by Tremendous on Oct 23, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The SEC has thirteen members.
They’re all very big. It’s a Japanese work.
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PERV.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
...and?
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So, I guess Chloe draws the line at tentacles
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah kinda.
Tentacles make it seem kinda gang-bangy.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
gang bang?

She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Gary Pinkel would like to know if this is available in VHS format.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Only Slive's Sluts 8: Oil Drilling.
Parody of 2021 SEC-BXII merger.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
WHERE?!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I said I was kinky.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Found it. Thanks.
I actually like the Planet Earth series.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. Although I might like "Human Planet" even more, but that's probably just the Anthropology nerd in me
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
That's a wierd commercial.
I’m not quite sure what it was going for. You need 6 hands to work this phone?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
It was an HTC.
I actually don’t mind the Droid ones. They actually kind of make sense.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
So that wasn't the Droid he was looking for?
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they make some Win7 models.
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They use the Android operating system, but there is a different series of phones called Droid.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Droid is a brand name for phones made by a bunch of diferent companies.
The commercial I was talking about was about a specific non-Droid HTC model that runs on Android. It’s confusing.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
One of my good friends from college was the creative director for the first series of ads
They had to spend hours at Skywalker Ranch trying to convince Lucas to let them use the name Droid.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
Well all, I'm out. Gotta get up early tomorrow
Have a good one. Somebody make sure to take the Colts away from the Saints eventually. It’s fine if they play with the Colts for a bit, but I don’t want them eating them.
Nick Petrilli? I liked him better when he was NickBloomfield.
They'd taste like ranch.
I think the folks in New Orleans can do better.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
First, you make a roux.
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by allicolls on Oct 23, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the Sun Beast does form,
West Virginia v. South Alabama = Moonshine v. Moon pies, right?
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Moonshine flavored Moonpies, yum!
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I'm actually intrigued by this...
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 23, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
DON'T TALK ABOUT SOUTH ALABAMA I'M STILL IN MOURNING
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WV won't be around for the SunBeat. Big 12 will take them.
And Louisville too, I hope.
by Narrow Right on Oct 23, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't... don't taunt him.
He thought he’d escaped West Virginia. I want it to be a surprise.
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Teehee
69
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim McCarver...or Craig James?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
For some reason I find that adorable
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
This is officially named
“Stubobpolarbear.gif”
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by allicolls on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The polarbob
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Either way, you both made me laugh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 23, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wha' de fuck is that thing around Holland's neck?
Looks like a piece of ski rope.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
Same braided necklace most of the MLB guys are wearing.
Custom made by some lady who vastly overcharges for them.
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Apparently they’re no longer custom made by some lady.
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Courtesy of Animal Review
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A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
That needs to be a gif
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
down by 26 points.
I need Brees to have an even more electric 2nd half, as well as a stifling performance by Ravens D tomorrow…
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
yeah what's up with that?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what part of the chicken the gizzards come from...
…but they are frickin delicious.
#teamPopeye’s
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
...probably from the gizzard.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 23, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no problem with canceling the football game
and just having Kelly and Niumatalolo scream at each other at midfield.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I would watch this.
I would also read NDNation for the apoplectic fits they will throw the first time Kelly says the word “shit”.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
I'd rather just have a camera follow Kelly around as he tries to buy 7/11 hot dogs
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Will they be playing "Crazy Train" in the 7/11?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Only as he enters the doors and walks up to the hot dog stand
The music fades out as he grasps the tongs
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammond and Mayock will comment from behind the counter.
Kelly will fail twice and then call a time out. Bob Davie will walk through the doors to offer advice, while the Charles emerges from the freezer door to the ice cream section. They console Kelly and The Charles slips him a knife he has hidden underneath one of his folds. Kelly then goes in for the kill.
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
/hammond says the hot dog is a slice of pizza
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/Willingham shows up to cover hot dog in Salsa Verde
//Kelly quickly loses hot dog
by Truffle Shuffle on Oct 23, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The Charles declares he will switch to sushi, then throws out the whole meal halfway through the first roll.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Hmm, anybody know if Verizon has a 2 year contract price for the Bionic?
Not showing on their site.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Evenin' folks
So, how was YOUR weekend? /shit-eating grin
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
But what about the Red Wings?
Losing 7-1 wasn’t fun.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 23, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ew
Haven’t started paying attention to hockey yet.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my weekend was pretty good
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Did you catch a glimpse of the Glow Green event they did around campus on TV by any chance? I only saw them show it for a few seconds in the first half. They need to do that every year for the big night game.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that was very cool.
I’m going to Lincoln for the game next week….gonna be EPIC
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I kinda see our game plan for Nebraska being similar to how we played Michigan
Blitzes to limit/scare Martinez into throwing, then wait for the interceptions to come to us.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The replay is on ESPNU right now.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
P. I. T. T. P I T T LET'S GO PITT
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Oregon is excited to reenact the Island of Dr. Moreau on your team in 'dena.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
First thing's first.
Nebraska next weekend.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You're totally right, cuz MSU sucks.
It’s all just smoke and mirrors and voodoo magic. It’s not like the defense has held 2 high-powered offenses to 20 pts below their season averages the last 2 weeks or anything.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
I don't actually think MSU would get pounded.
Lose, likely; pounded, probably not. As you say, you’ve demonstrated that you aren’t Sabanfeed this year.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd feel a LOT better about playing Oregon
than, say, LSU, who OTE is currently predicting we’ll play.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Rose Bowl or bust at this point.
I’ll be disappointed if we don’t get there.
I kinda feel sorry for whoever Wisky plays next week, as they’re probably gonna open up a full can of Badger whoopass……oh wait, they play Ohio State…..shred ’em Badgers.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Well, our choices are basically
a team we already figured out once, or a confusing Penn State team that is still pretty shaky.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What about giving up 31 points to middling turnover-prone offenses?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
HOW DO I FOOTBALL GAME?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
better'n'yours!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Iowa won. But watching South Dakota State is a little like this

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
are you from Iowa?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Go to SDSU though
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I remembered that part
taking journalism there too, IIRC?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You are correct
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
SNUD
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
They bitched slapped the shit out of us
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I've started seeing a billboard for SDSU on my way into work every day.
I guess they finally got fed up with USD having billboard domination of SUX.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
yep. saw that the last time I went through. There is one going away from Brookings as well
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 23, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Held Utah to like 50 yards of total offense in non-garbage time
I mean, it’s Utah, but I’ll take it.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Illusions hate undergrad student poetry purp
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Sometimes you fuck Clemson and sometimes Clemson fucks you.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Sort of want
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
so much depends
upon
a covered
wagon
glazed with red
white
beside stoops-
face
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I said “Fuck Clemson”,
because to Fuck Clemson is good.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 23, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
THEORY
All of our Clemson-fucking is actually what has driven them to their success this year. The more you fuck Clemson, the stronger she grows!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 23, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's not give Mizzou ideas.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
To be fair
Mizzou is the drunk chick at the end of the bar staring you down while she pounds shots of Jaeger and starts mouthing words at you. She also has a harelip.
Mizzou to the SEC has its benefits...
…imagine the LULZ when Florida or LSU has to go to Columbia in late November and the temperature is below 50
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Take Clemson out for a nice seafood dinner....
….and then never call Clemson again?
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Who isn't?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
well, not the biceps . . .
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
our attempts at minor humor are of one mind
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 23, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew what you were doing
thought to make it more explicit, for those not as clever as us.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
g'nite chilluns....
…Tomorrow is Monday. UGH.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
wait, 62? It was 48 when I went to brush my teeth 10 minutes ago
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
"...The Gobi Desert is the size of Virginia..."
There’s a Lubbock joke somewhere in there
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
I'm from the Gobi, where ain't shit to do but cook Mongolian Barbecue
Pack it up sell it triple price, fuck the books
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Just flipped to NFL. SIXTY-TWO?
Tom Osborne circa 1995 thinks the Saints are running up the score.
accidentally drinking
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Happen's to me all the time.
Don’t worry, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
it's nostly this bad poetry by my classmates.
Why can’t everyone be as good a poet as me?
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
colts better go for it here on 4th if they want to get back in the game.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 23, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit is right.
Are we sure it doesn’t have a microphone and a speaker in it?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Nature's master troll.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to get one of these
and have it listen to a Pawl broadcast.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 23, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
PAW PAW PAW PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
PAW PAW PAW PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
PAW PAW PAW PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
PAW PAW PAW PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
by Erik T on Oct 23, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To ensure that no female ever heeds its mating call again?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It can also imitate the screams and chainsaw of Craig James allegedly killing some hookers.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
See, it's funny because New Or-lee-annes has a very high crime rate.
Har-dee-har-har
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 23, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions



























