EVENING THREAD: NICK SABAN'S UNCOMFORTABLE EMOTIONAL LIFE
by Spencer Hall on Oct 22, 2011 7:47 PM EDT
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It's not easy being Nick Saban. Unless we're talking about the $18 million salary, private university-subsidized 2000 acre fiefdom stocked with fresh game for hunting. Does that game include humans? The terms of Saban's agreement are largely private, but let's assume Nick Saban wouldn't actually hunt humans, but would instead perhaps orchestrate a series of elegantly arranged sporting accidents involving players who weren't quite making the cut at Alabama, journalists, and people who park in his special spot at the Alabama football offices. This is your evening thread. Make it as magical as the coaching career of Gene Chizik, y'all.
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Go State!
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
And the Tide answers...
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
HISS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
SQUINTY EYES
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Colorado playing South Carolina in this NCAA commercial?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
I think Lane Kiffin joins Tom Hammond in the "people in this game I can't look at without laughing because of this web site" club.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Why exactly is Notre Dame using this guy's facepaint on their helmets?
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
/points at bulge
//giggles
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
/gingerninja'd
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
iswydt
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
What is this I don't even?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
C'mon now....
I refuse that among all of these FOOTBAW fans, no one had watched RASSLIN.
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Revenge's dad
is downsizing his home. We got boxes full of trading cards from MR’s younger days. They include, among others, Andre the Giant and Jesse Ventura.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"Who in the hell have sex with a dead body?" #sour
/Golddust raises hand
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
"sometimes football is pretty basic"
just FYI in case you thought it was complex or something.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
oi!
We wear white whenever possible.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone else hoping ACS is not near combustibles.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
GO USC!
WOOOO
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS ALABAMA DOING?
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
On defense they seem to be doing about as well as normal
On offense, I think Jim McElwain wants to get Mccarron some more meaningful game throwing opportunities.
creeping away from the ledge now
thanks
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
Also, see Lacey running the ball
McCarron throwing a lot more.
It seems pretty clear they’re using this game to prep.
I mean...Bama won't be able to beat LSU without some balance
This game seems like as good as any to get McCarron some decent passing reps.
yes
that doesn’t make it any easier
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
I have adopted Bama as my football team for the remainder of the season
Since I refuse to believe my native team exists.
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Not an option.
you must choose a team in a different conference.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ypu are wise for somebody who hates on uSC
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
C'mon, Let's be honest with ourselves, SEC West and SEC East are different conferences
Or at least, the SEC East sure likes to act that way
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i know you're a kentucky fan but no reason to be delusional.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a general Teams-other-than-UK rooting guide.
1. Whoever is playing against Louisville (I haven’t used this lately because I can’t sit through a Big East game).
2. Whoever is playing Tennessee.
3. Whoever is in range to kick Phil Fulmer in the nuts.
4. Whoever is playing South Caroline.
5. Same as rule #3 but applied to Steve Spurrier.
6. Random team I think will be entertaining.
I mostly use #6.
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
so you root for oklahoma, stanford and nd tonight.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I cannot root for ND
I went to/played for a private catholic HS. Our archrival always tried to present itself as the Notre Dame of our state.
As a result, my HS football brain washing makes me reflexively hate them
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
sigh
What should I do if my second team (due to family connections) is WVU?
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
drink shine?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
burn couch.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait...how can your 2nd team be WVU because of "family connections"...
I thought WVU fans only married other WVU fans…
/incestuousMarriageJoke
//WeirdComingFromAKentuckyFan
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, sometimes they move after marrying.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
or sex?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you for being the first to reply.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
In my experience,
cookies→ nowhere fast; tiki parties and alcohol → SEX. You tell me which one’s better.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
well is bad sex > than no sex?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
NO.
/stares
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Yes.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
If you're a girl,
No sex > bad sex. This may or may not be true for guys, but I’d rather do it myself than have bad sex.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too. SUPER drunk sex can just be not good sex.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a difference between "bad sex" and "sex that's not good".
No sex > bad sex, always.
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What?
No, there IS such a thing as pizza so bad you’d rather have none.
Example…Sbarro.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 23, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Not directed at any ladies in particular
But, if you don’t wan’t bad sex, be vocal. Explain things to the guy. If he doesn’t listen, dump him.
Most of us will listen. But we need a map, and if you refuse to draw a map…well blame yourself.
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
but doesn't this go against men never getting lost and not needing to ask for directions?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The Interstate Highway system is way less complicated than you guys.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 22, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The interstate highway system is about as complicated as a light switch.
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And yet people seem to not know how it works.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 22, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
"How it works"?
It’s a big stretch of road that goes all over the place. It doesn’t really do anything.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Cars go on, cars go off.
You can’t explain that.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes and no
if the girl has fun, the guy will have fun.
if the girl doesn’t have fun, the guy will have fun but not as often.
smart guys will accept assistance so that it happens more often.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Trust me.
You know that stereotype of guys not asking direction/ignoring directions given? I swear to god, some guys will not follow a map even if it’s painted on the wall. They read this is the route, and this is the route they’re taking.
/there’s a reason I didn’t marry my ex.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
We should be drunk in the same room sometime.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Are we sure
it wouldn’t collapse part of the universe?
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
it would be interesting to find out though wouldn't it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
My innate curiosity wins out.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I know the stereotype...
And it is “sort of true”
I guess giving complete and clear directions isn’t fun for a guy…part of the fun is the discovery right? But some directions are always appreciated.
Otherwise you wind up driving around in circles for a couple of hour until the other person in car says something like “I’m going to sleep you can drive the rest of the way right?”
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, USC kicked an extra point?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Shut the fuck up, Lou.
Nobody gives a damn what you think.
by Erik T on Oct 22, 2011 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd for fucking truth
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL TIIIDE
Seriously, ESPN, where the hell did you place the microphone?
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In front of their Aryan cheerleaders
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, goodbye for now, Notre Dame-USC.
I shall return once the Badgers have extracted sufficient quantities of blood.
It’s never sufficient.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
/title clicked
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So I've been having "d'awwwwwww" moments with the little brother playing the catch
why is this game still tied?
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
Is it wrong that I'm afraid of Herbstreit's suit?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I had to create a new favorite channels thing to switch quickly during commercials
now if OU/Tech goes to 10 OT’s, I’ll be happy.
/boomer sooner
/repeat ’til ears bleed.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That receiver just derped away a first down
If he had just kept running he would have had it by like 2 yards.
Why is Texas Tech/Oklahoma on my HD feed?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
on abc?
is it started? big storms in area.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
it is starting.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
GET THE FUCKING DOPPLER RADAR OFF MY SCREEN TULSA ABC AFFILIATE
I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S GOING TO RAIN REALLY HARD IN A LITTLE BIT
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but wind and rain, oh my.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
weather delay.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit ESPN
No voices on the GamePlan feed of Washington/ Stanford.
In lo-def.
/25dollars
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
women SHOULD suck.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Damn it, i was hoping for Wisconsin/MSU
instead im stuck with Oklahoma/TTU
HEY FUCK YOU.
this will be a good game
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
it will be alright, I was hoping that my ESPN-less cable package might pull a miracle and show the Badger Game
’cuz there was no way I was going to get Udub/Stanford
I'm sorry.
Really. I don’t know why this is a night game.
I don’t want to fucking listen to jesse palmer
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Evening all. Is it "Fucked Up Uniform Night" and the memo didn't get out?
Tulsa,Duke,Vanderbilt,N’Western.
THAT’S IT! THERE’S OUR SOLUTION! BLACK UNIFORMS TO MATCH DAN GUERRERO’S SOUL!
Get on it,Adidas!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
HI!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
what's up Jay Z!?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I MISS YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid girlfriends.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So...You got 99 Problems
and… B*****s >=2?
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
mmhmm
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You chose at least one of these things poorly
Clear solution: date girl who also reads EDSBS
by Synaesthesia on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome back
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
475 lbs bench press?
DAMN YOU RICHARDSON for making us look all like weenies.
Over/Under on "SPARTY NO" comments made tonight?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
5.5
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Do those really apply against a top-six team?
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Bielema telling his scout team to play dirty in practice to simulate the Michigan State defense.
Giggles.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
You just can't simulate the MSU nutpunch.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh come on, Sparty obeys Queensberry's rules.
They punch you in the face. Illinois punches you in the nuts.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
I thought it was worthy
the first time he posted it.
/trollgaze
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
be carefule. sheep carry diseases too?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm. Pretty sure I just heard gun fire in the distance.
/moving away from windows facing the street.
Whoa
Stay safe
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Dearest Notre Dame:
Please don’t change anything. I love you just the way you are.
XOXO
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
at least 30 minutes for OU/TXT game.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
fuckin weather.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"Perry needs to quit praying for rain"
Or so says Justin Verlander.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
How did Nissan buy a Heisman vote, anyway?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
With filthy, filthy money.
The DAC has been broke as shit for years before 9/11.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Vols hung in there for longer than anyone thought they would
Really a moral victory.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
FIIIIIIIIGHT ON FOR OLD SC!!!!!!!
(clicks remote)
Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.
I think I have a gun that needs cleaning.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
that's okay, any USC wins are meaningless.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I shower and come downstairs to EVERYONE GONE AND IN THEIR ROOMS NAPPING
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
/cracks beer
Way ahead of you buddy
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER
(Lightning strike) (Silence for 10 seconds)
BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER BOOMER SOONER……..
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
WANT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
DO NOT WANT!
I would say kill it with fire…but judging from the photo it looks like mother nature is already trying
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i like fun weather, and i haven't seen any in a while.
and this will help me sustain my drunk for your all’s amusement
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hightower basically just exploded Simms.
Tauren Poole is doing way better than he has been this season though.
Great idea, Dunkin Donuts. Advertise when there's no store in the time zone.
BUT YOOOOAH COFFEE IS BETTAHHH THAN ANYBODY ELSE’S CAWWWFEEEE SO IT’S A GOOH IDEAHHHH
Sarkesian says 41-0 loss was "rock-bottom" for the program
I though those were the Neuheisel years.
/Rick-bottom
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
I based my pick 'em on it being Sark week
Things aren’t looking great right off the bat.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, we outnumbered Corn at least 60-40, so fuck your fucking face, Corn.
Go die in a fucking fire or go back to Lincoln, whichever is less pleasant.
Well, you did better than the Domers, then.
Achievement unlocked and all that.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate USC but at least this makes Cal's defense look really good.
+ the fact that we’ve only given up 24 total yards to Utah at the half. (Yes they’re terrible but they’re not 24 yards bad.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Lightning in Texas
COTG wants Stanford to have a national audience, even if ABC doesn’t.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Remember, Stanford has a invisible national fanbase.
So, ABC is getting helped by the COTG here
Stanford's invisible national fanbase is weak
Call me when they have a top-twelve invisible fanbase like ours.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone commented on Bret Bielma's resemblance to a honey badger? No/
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
SUCK ON THAT, SABAN.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Tennessee with the fake.
The Dooley is pleased.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
I have a bad, bad, bad feeling about this slate of games.
All of them will be blowout, and we’ll be resorted to watching Oregon State-Wazzu or something.
The World Series is on.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
fox.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Tennessee used a fake punt!!!!
/Les scribbles in notebook furiously
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
I think Les already subscribes to Dooley's newsletter
Just on the premise of last year’s game.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wisconsin's offense is 50 times more terrifying than Oklahoma State's could ever be
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
They are just horrific.
I do not look forward to it. I am embarrassed to say I’m at least half-glad they’re not in Minneapolis this season.
I know I'm way, way late to this party (long weekend,) but...
Seriously, f*ck you West F’in Virginia. My lost 20 confidence points cries out for vengeance, and thus, NO SEC FOR YOU!!!!
Ok, I feel better. Carry on.
You had me at "meat tornado."
hai!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You put 20 points on a Big East game?
You deserve exactly what you got.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
drink or food, drink or food.
decisions, decisions.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
how do you make a smoothie with bourbon?
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Very carefully.
But it’s possible.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
that makes more sense.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
add ice!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
do they charge for ice in rum and cokes?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The barkeep was a little unclear
But I think the gist of it was that the drink was served in a tub glass and contained extra booze.
rather than as a "shot"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
THEY ARE COMMUNISTS
AND MUST BE DESTROYED.
/sorry for all caps, but that’s just dumb
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Go to Napa, ask for the cardiologist.
get Napaknowhow.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
wat
it’s 55 degrees. gonna go with a negative on the ice.
BTW you missed it – i made fire burgers and brats today. they were delicious.
Study break and back
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
Well, the Wisconsin offense remains a finely-tuned fucking machine.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Does the scoreboard at TCF have room for three digits while Camp Randall can only accommodate two?
The choices are basically between blood and blood.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Sack on UW's first play
“The Price is wrong, bitch.”
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
The Clemson game next week is ours.
God help us all.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember couple weeks ago...
When we were talking about GameDay coming to Atlanta for undefeated, possible top-10 Clemson/Georgia Tech matchup (I suggested that even 7-1 Clemson vs 7-1 Georgia Tech would be good enough for GameDay to come to Atlanta)…
Awwwwww, how the mighty has fallen.
Not all undefeateds are created equal.
You, too, can rack up meaningless wins against Western Carolina, Middle Tennessee, Kansas, NC State, and Maryland!
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That's our one somewhat-not-quite-meaningless win
though shit, even y’all have three losses now.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
What are we watching, anyway?
SC-ND will probably make me stabby, and rooting for either Bama or Tennessee makes me queasy.
God I hate bye weeks.
You had me at "meat tornado."
my game is in weather delay.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I propose no baseball be allowed
…after Florida-Tennessee. I’m calling my Senator.
You had me at "meat tornado."
You'll be happy to know Selig already pushed it back this year.
It used to go until November.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wisconsin is playing SPARTY NO!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Wash/Stan on the 50"
Spartan-eating mustelids on the 20".
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I have the B1G game at the moment
Probably gonna be mostly that and USC-ND.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Meteor Museum in Bama
I feel this is appropriate
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
That was really amazing
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
SPARTY NO
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Tenn ties
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
barely a FG by TN
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Is Maurice Jones-Drew still playing for the Bruins?
If not, then yeah UCLA will be pretty bad next week.
If I weren't a Cal fan I think I would be advocating for euthanasia for the entire Pac-12.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I have no idea how that happened.
That UCLA team bears no resemblance to the current one, that much I can state with authority.
Didn't that game happen like two weeks ago?
Granted, it seems like UCLA just has given up on the season recently.
Not really. There were several drives where WSU went for 4th and blah rather than kick a FG, and 'Furd ran in a kickoff with ten seconds left in the game.
It could have been a fourteen point margin or a fifty point margin. Which, for WSU and ’Furd as they are right now, is not a bad thing.
And USC isn't even playing this year, technically.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Which makes it even better when SC wins
And when they lose, it’s like, whatever, guess we won’t make the Emerald Bowl this year
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
CU laughs.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
no take backs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Kyle must be sacrificed to appease COTG
He must be a willing ham.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
And now, for a totally helpful score update:
SMU 3, SMU 0
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
That was helpful
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Now it's Southern M. 10, Southern M. 0
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
SMUt
Craig James awaits
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
smut??
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
but smut!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
GO TO TWITTERS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
do i get to go to twitterz?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
not yet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i need to find you on the twitterz
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
dm.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
This feels like LSU/Alabama ultimate tease week.
LSU and Alabama looked like they’re in for a close game…and scores threeve unanswered points in the second half.
The entire Bama offense is predicated on wearing people down.
So that’s pretty much par for the course.
BAMA PLEASE
I am probably the most Bama-sympathetic Auburn fan on these here boards, but please. DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO ALLOW THE PLAYING OF “ROCKY TOP” FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. If there’s anything Bama fans and I can agree on, it’s that even Baby Jesus hates Tennessee. Please, put them away hard.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
It seems like everyone in the SEC hates Tennessee.
Are any of their games not rivalries?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't doubt this.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I can agree on this point.
We might have found a “Mic Guy” that sucks worse than Auburn’s.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
they have AJ McCarron as a QB
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
no, the B1G still sucks
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
/America stops doubting
//B1G team plays SEC team in BCS game
///is slaughtered without mercy
////rinse, repeat annually
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That works for tOSU.
This Wisky team (and last year’s) is better than anything the fucking Buckeyes put out in the last few years
06
definitely exposed against Florida, but that was a great team with a bunch of NFL players. i truly do not think wisky has played anyone yet and it is too early to say they’re this good
Great team with bunch of NFL linemen is arguably a more destructive college team
than one with NFL skill guys. I think this year’s Wisky is the former.
Did they ever play an SEC team in a bowl?
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you seriously saying that 95 Nebraska was anything less than
like one of the top 5 teams of the past 30 years?
No.
That team was awesome. As was the 97 team that dismantled Peyton Manning and Co.
I was referring to USC and all the B1G schools.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The fuck am I doing defending SC
you know what, you’re right. Two loss SEC teams were totally better than all of their great teams.
That can't possibly be pointed at Nebraska.
I mean, really.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Played Auburn 2002-2003 and Arkie 2005-2006
No bowls.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Im fine with them going to the BCS champ game.
Its easy money.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Suddenly liking Nebraska's odds against Sparty next week
If for no other reason than the fact that they at least hung with Wiscy for the better part of 20 minutes.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
What are we drankin'
Shipyard smashed pumpkin.
/ Shoulda’ got Pumpking.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
Maker's.
or I might eat instead.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go to sleep before the OU/TXT game starts.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Beam and ice
Too stuffed for a good beer buzz.
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We just ordered some Pumking
Supposed to come on Monday
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
bacardi o and sundrop
still
drunk
smiles
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Done with the beer
Have broken out the Maker’s. When that’s gone (it will be, I only had a couple shots’ worth left), will go to Irish whisky.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Life lesson for all you people out there
Step 1: Old gambling friend calls you and tips you off to suspensions
Step 2: Drop a dime on opposing side with intentions to middle it off
Step 3: Decent middle never develops, and you start drinking
Step 4: Let it ride on team you hate
Step 5: 3rd quarter/game over
Step 6: go out and spend another dime tonight to prove to yourself that its just $ and you don’t give a shit
Too bad you people aren’t near NOLA tonight because I’m letting it rip tonight.
Oh yeah, I’m also deliriously happy that LSU won huge and we are heading up to Tusc. with evil intentions. Got a line on a ticket for $435—should I go?
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
yes, go
i would go drink with you right now too, but i would be there at 3 am.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If I was younger, and my life was not as complicated.
I’d call the counter at the airport and have a ticket wating. Plus a car when you got here.
I have done this before. It never ends well. Its always short term fun, though.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Oct 22, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Chloe has the perfect attire for "Short Term Fun"
/see previous open thread
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Which attire is that?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I would imagine
it includes the bras we referenced in the last thread.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So you know the "fun" type?
that works best with lucky shirt…whcih I"m now wearing…well minus the fluff
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
If you have the money, then absolutely.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Back at the empty house
Change clothes and freshen up. Making a Woodford Old Fashioned to take the edge off.
You people think 435 for a tactical strike from NOLA to Tusc. is worth it. I could have a nice dinner here with friends and watch game for same. Tix are premium for this game.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You can choose 4 of the following players for your team
a) Andrew Luck
b) Russel Wilson
c) Trent Richardson
d) Justin Blackmon
e) RG III
does anyone choose Wilson?
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 22, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
nope
I’d still choose Kellen Moore
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
Were you all aware that a number of leading Heisman Trophy candidates are playing his evening?
Were you even aware of it‽
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
by Ignignokt on Oct 22, 2011 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I also heard that Andrew Luck's dad is the AD at W F'n V!
Don’t tell nobody else!
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for use of interrobang
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere, Joe Tessitore is doing unnatural things to himself.
Also, he’s really excited about tonight’s slate of games.
Can you hear this, Denver, or shall I turn it up for you?
$63 left in bank account
/first thought: Tuscaloosa County
//second thought: pizza
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
Not me.
Unless trashy romance novels count.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
They kinda count.
/you know how i know i’m drunk?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
you admit to trashy romance novels?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
among other things.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
FILTER = GONE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
from a rolla girl even!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
There are no women in Rolla
Rolla, MO that is.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
there's tons of women in Rolla
just not that many
(sorry Chloe)
by Logan Hill on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pouts. a lot.
was sweet an innocent in rolla…now…not so much.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't mind telling my own stories, but i fucking hate being talked about.
best way for no stories, don’t not shit, won’t be no shit.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck...gotdamned word missing
don’t start no shit won’t be no shit
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss nelly.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
may have said this before
best compliment ever received:
two gorgeous african american women told me i danced well
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you sure
you and I are not related?
/have had many compliments from AA women on my shoes.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH SHOES.
And could be related…like 3rd cousins or something.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoo!
See, I don’t get many compliments on my dancing. I was raised Baptist, and let’s just say it’s discouraged.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i took dance lessons until i was 15...i should have never stopped...
but something about a 6’ tall dancer just doesn’t work…so i moved to sports. STUPID
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm white and raised Baptist
I need alcohol to even think I can dance.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so white.
I made friends on teh football team because i could “rap” the lyrics to the songs played at parties…
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yes. I was.
but RESPECTED token white girl. because I could also “sing” all the other songs too and dance.
also preferred to not dance with guys or girls who couldn’t dance.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I have baptist family...
We always tried to be polite and not drink at big family/holiday gatherings.
Then I got old enough to say “F that, it’s a family get together, I DEMAND BOOZE!”
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
this is my family.
and the rest of my family is catholic.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes! same here
Well my mom’s family is presbyterian or methodist I think.
Either way, the weddings on the baptist side sucked. Weddings on the catholic, methodist, presbyterian parts? awesome
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding.
I didn’t go to a wedding where alcohol was served until I was out of college. This was about 4 months before I got married myself.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Methodist vs. Catholic wedding story
Mrs. an ‘eer and I heading over to rural NoVa for a Methodist wedding. We’re running a few minutes late and I tell her “We’re gonna get there in time to go to the reception.”
She poo-poos me, thinking of full Mass Catholic weddings. Sure enough, we pull up 15 minutes late and the party is coming out the front door with everyone throwing rice.
Great reception, though.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I've gotten the black seal of approval
for dancing. It’s about the only thing I have going for me in the dating department.
its really all you need.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
2 hit wonder.
i also miss 2004.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
its about timing.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
its true. its part of the "no no don't stop"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My goodness
Why did I lurk this site for months before starting posting?
Other than the obvious “my team is forever one jolt away from complete self-immolation.”
but you have denard and other michigan fans!
I am by myself.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/plays Boomer Sooner
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/repeat 'til ears bleed.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
well that's kinda true...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I lurked for a good year and a half or so
before I started posting. It’s difficult to come in cold here.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I didn’t start posting till…what a month ago? And still seem out of place
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Because
last time I checked, only Season 1 was on Netflix. I’m so far behind.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think I still haven't seen the first few episodes of S2
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Had not
heard of such before just now.
/I assume I am thanking you, kind sir.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think at least 95% of my TV watching
involves live sporting events of some sort. Almost nothing else really seems worth it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
hulu kids. hulu.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
There are always reasons not to do something
But there are no reasons not to watch Archer.
Get the DVD.
Watch it.
Thank me.
I've seen it before.
It’s really good, I’m just not wired to sit down to a show that comes on at a certain time. I just forget about it.
I think the reason I don't like it is that
every character is an immoral, conscienceless fuck that I wouldn’t want within threeve miles of me in real life.
I don’t know why that bothers me in an animated series, but there you go.
At least in anime there’s a character somewhere with some honor. Sometimes even the bad guys, too. I much prefer those to any Western animation these days, except for Pixar.
Oh yeah:
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't bother me about it.
Everyone in Harvey Birdman, Space Ghost, Squidbillies, etc. is the same way. As long as the lines and the setup are good, I’m ok.
But yes, I like cartoons with good character development. That’s why I like Venture Bros. above a lot of what’s on.
Yes.
Sometimes, you just need something you can read in an afternoon. Like beach days. You need something that can be read in a couple hours and it’s not important if you skip a few pages.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
or a chapter of "plot"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he should join our OTHER club.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I was not aware there was another kind of romance novel
(haha there [sic] dumb)
by Synaesthesia on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Penn State and Northwestern are in a track meet
Because…y’know…why the hell not?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Yet Iowa scores 3 points against Penn St
The. Fuck
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife hates football, and knows nothing about it
A few years ago, while watching the Michigan-Notre Dame game, she asks me, “Who is wearing the gold lame pants?”
Haven’t been able to respect the Irish since.
So is the Stanford game in HD on ABC?
East of the great basin, I mean? Life’s too short for 480i.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Keith Price - 2 hits, 3 hurries, 1 sack in 10 minutes?
Washington, you need better offensive line.
That game is gonna be within ten, either way
And Oregon’s offense looks like it might be more dangerous this year, in a lot of respects.
This is where I point to significant losses on both sides of the ball for Stanford
And remind you of the result from last year
Stanford's line got worked last year
And the game against LSU was a lot of inexperience. And now the Ducks have had a significant amount of time to gel throughout the season.
You think?
I don’t see Stanford manhandling them like they did in ’09.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
"I would love to get into the locker room down 6-6"
-Ed Cunningham
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
Honestly this UT/Bama game represents one of my favorite things about college football
College age guys, even in great programs with great coaches, cannot always be predicted to get up for a game. On the UT side, you never know when a team will get up for a game.
Tressel knew in April
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 22, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Jump on top of a pile three seconds after the whistle blows, then twist the facemask of the quarterback laying prone at the bottom of the pile?
SPARTANS WILL.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
SPARTY NO
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If not, I am getting in the bath tub...
It’s the end of the world y’all.
by Buffalo Bill's Zub on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Normally I'd say yes
But Tennessee doesn’t really looked gassed on defense.
They’ll still lose, but I don’t know about blow out.
Oh yeah, absolutely
Saban will sacrifice someone for motivation in the locker room.
You had me at "meat tornado."
sudden onsent foot and booze coma?
/groan
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
TD UW...Stanford's invisible fans are still cheering
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
brian kelly says go sit down
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
"Thank you for calling Kelly & Kelly, the offices of Shut Up and Sit Down"
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
the jackalope?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
large picture is large
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She is just adorable
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody
give her a sammich.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
/swoons
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
y'all are easy.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
PHRAS–
–actually, nah, you pretty much have us pegged.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
/using to my advantage
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
OH NO! She has become aware of her terrifying womanly powers!
SAVE YOURSELVES MEN!
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Used to my advantage
many times.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
can't. stop. giggling.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
$100 to the player who gets her with a tub of Gatorade.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought this was someone posting a pic of their *non-celebrity* crush from their picture phone
Stubob, I’m looking at you
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What is her affiliation in this game?
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
She went to Cal, IIRC
so…Cal.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, then.
Perhaps I should get on those grad school applications.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
That's preciesly
eleventythreve fewer than I want her to give me.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Because, apparantly
…the football team is wearing the skirts at the moment.
You had me at "meat tornado."
I just woke up from a nap.
GOD DAMNIT YOU IGNORANT COCK FUCK DOUCHESHITS! 28 GOD DAMNED FUCKING POINTS OFF PENALTIES AND TURNOVERS! WHAT THE SHITTASTIC FUCKNUTS WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT? SITTING IN A BATON ROUGE HOTEL ROOM PLAYING WITH EACHOTHERS GODDAMNED BALLS? FUCKING FUNDAMENTALS! YOU HAVE SCHOLARSHIPS TO PLAY AT WHAT WAS ONCE A MAJOR UNIVERISTY! 45-10? YOU’RE NOT VANDY VS GEORGIA! OH WAIT VANDY MADE A GAME OF THAT. MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT THAT NAP WOULD HELP CALM ME DOWN BUT NOW I WANT TO [censored so I don’t get banned from this site, and possibly the internet as a whole]. YES LOUISIANA STATE IS GOOD BUT THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO SHIT IN YOUR HELMET, SLAP IT ON YOUR HEAD, AND RUN INTO THE GOD DAMNED WALL! MY JESUS FUCKBALLS. WHAT THE FUCK?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
A drink or two might be in order
Or just another nap
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Honey, honey,
it’s ok. We knew we would lose this one. In context, well, it still sucks. But we knew it would!
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck it, I'm going deep.
/my asshole still hurts
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
looks good to me...its tequila though isn't it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
How are you still able to type coherent sentences?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
magic?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I <3 you and this picture so much.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
oh goodie i was a little worried
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Practice makes perfect.
My drunj typing has certainly improved over the years, and if I can do it, I’m sure she can.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
This too.
Although in the interest of full disclosure, SEC Supremacist and I have known each other since our freshman year at Auburn. He has seen me drunj enough to not be able to sit up.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Um...
Title of your reply…is probably the cause of your
asshole still hurting
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tennessee beats Alabama
Alabama beats LSU
Clemson in MNC
VT in Orange Bowl
So many other things have to happen before that scenario comes to fruition.
Like Wisky/Stanford/Oregon losing
Oregon already has a loss, Stanford still has to play Oregon
But yea, don’t see how anybody in the b1g is gonna beat wisconsin
/Puts a trollface on
I won’t be surprised if BCS takes undefeated Boise over undefeated Clemson.
"Undefeated Clemson"
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 22, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Notre Dame is self-destructing again...
Where have I seen that before?
Did anyone else just want to turn the channel
When they were talking about Gholston like he took a bullet for his team?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
HE WANTS US TO WIN SO BAD HE'LL TRY TO BREAK THE NECK OF THE BEST PLAYER ON THE OTHER TEAM
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
After watching what he did to Denard, that should be more than a one game suspension. That might’ve drawn 5-6 figures in the NFL.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I usually pull for MSU other than when they are playing the Wolverines
But fuck the Spartans forever and ever
(forever and ever = Gholston leaving the team; maybe D’Antonio too, haven’t decided yet)
I actually have another PAC12 game on after watching the UCLA v AZ game
move thunderstorms … move.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
any enterprising business people out there might want to buy up all the flammable materials in northern indiana
the demand for it is about to go through the roof
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
ND just pulled the Thug trifecta...
Taunting, Facemask, and spearing all in one drive.
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
I think the facemask was on USC
But I missed a couple of plays on this drive
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
Apparently it's spearing when a WR hits a DB in the chin.
Also, that taunting was unadulterated bullshit.
The facemask was on USC and probably would not have been called if ND didn’t get the shitty taunting call. These refs are fucking AWWWWFUL.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Quickly switching to SMU-SMU, I wonder
Who is more loathsome: Brett Favre or Craig James?
You had me at "meat tornado."
zzA
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I agree.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I RETURN TO TEH INTERWEBS!
All of the drinking?
ALL OF THE DRINKING!!
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
/clinks glass
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
MOAR DRANKIN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
no sir, I don't like it.
how am I supposed to go to sleep while we’re tied with fuckingtennessee?
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
On commerical breaks from Bama-UTenn game,
been watching 1998 X-Files movie. I forgot how much I enjoyed this movie at 14.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions
Watcvhing Wisconsin right now just fills me with horror and apprehension and fear and horror.
This season jsut needs to end and I want it to stop and fuck COrn.
We just loot Kansas when we want wheat.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
let the hate flow....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Captain Quantrill wanted shit out of Kansas.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY NOW WHAT THE FUCK
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
so apparantly...408 yds for Air Force today, second lowest output of the season
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
I know. But it still seems ridiculous to say that 408 yards was the second lowest output from Air Force this season...
like how it’s ridiculous to say that Craig James is innocent from all hooker killings
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
Innocent until proven guilty
lol jk cj is lame
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
But the Versus studio crew still treated it like a Broncos loss
Sigh
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
people can find redemption
but has anyone ever just found demption the first time around?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
shinier: ND helmets, USC band hats, or Footbaw Bob's skin?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Isn't that a Big Integer thing?
I know Arizona fans do that, but they are all transplants from the Midwest, so.
They've been doing that for a while I think
it’s just that nobody has cared and they haven’t had more than 10 people
I love that the @StanfordFBall twitter acct retweeted some douche
… who thought that the Stanford and Oregon couldn’t just be postponed and played as the PAC championship.
I’m sure LSU and Bama are all broken up about that unfortunate situation out west…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
... is ND blasting Guns 'n Roses over their PA system?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't realize ND stadium was advanced enough to have a PA system
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
he was fatherless?
the priests are scandalized
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sound system is new for this game.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Yes
That would’ve been a horrible pass if they didn’t correct it for him.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 22, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Sparty TD
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
And if you are keeping score at home...
Wisky and Oregon have both sacrificed safeties to satiate COTG today.
Exposing my breathtaking ignorance
but what exactly does COTG stand for? I’m 99% certain the G is “God”, but I’m completely at seas otherwise.
Crazy Old Testament God
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
crazy old testament g-d
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
It takes more than that for us to give up.
Fuckign I’m not sure it can even be done anymore. Nobody exepcts to win, just show up and be loud and support the old maroon and gold etc.
Crazy Old Testment God.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of want to die a little bit.
Domers, what should I do?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Brent: It is not a double end around. Kirk: It is not a double reverse.
It is a reverse.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Dear Washington-Stanford:
Please continue being a good game so I have an excuse to avoid reading about materiality in corporate proxy statements under SEC Rule 14a-9.
Sincerely,
Bored 2L
SEC Rule 14a-9
I thought that was the rule mandating unllmited free Golden Flake potato chips at all events involving Auburn.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I got to the word "proxy" in that statement and fell asleep
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Now try fifty pages it
Prominently featuring Supreme Court decisions by David Souter, who has never written a sentence with fewer than four clauses in his entire life.
Apparently your feed is ahead of mine
I was all “What? They handled that kickoff return alright”
Then THAT happened.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I the only one who thinks Mayock got his outfit out of the Godfather costume box?
Serious pinstripes, vest… he looks like a consigliere.
Nick Holt always looks like he is about to blow a gasket
I think it is how he covers for being an incompetent DC.
“See… he’s a badass, and he’s always angry. So he must be a good DC.”
Jerry Glanville used to have the same schtick.
7 on the O-Line
And the Huskies still give up the big run.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember WAY back on Sega Genesis' Bill Walsh College Football with "Student Body Left" and "Student Body Right"?
Tyrone Wheatley was unstoppable in Student Body Right.
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 22, 2011 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
Keep handing it to Polk, UW
If your D is giving up 70-yd TDs, it’s not gonna’ matter.
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
COTG Chaos please
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
Turn all your lights green for homecoming week?
That looks awful. Jesus, Sparty.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
They act like football just became a thing there.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
They're getting a little giddy
over the beating Michigan four years in a row thing.
Can’t say I blame them too much.
Do they teach defense in the PAC12?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
So watching this Stanford game
/yeeeeeeeees. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Stnaford’s defense, I’d like to introduce you to my three friends, LMJ, DAT and DT. They’d like to play.
SoCo Pepper....
Has anyone tried it? Is Southern Comfort and Tabasco as revolting as it sounds?
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Southern Comfort is revolting the way it sounds
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I despise SoCo.
The “caramel” flavoring or whatever the hell it is tastes like ass.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
All right, is this where we are?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
welcome
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Anime screening.
Did a panel about what “fabulous anime” is. Watching football now.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
are you alive?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope. I am dead on the inside after last week.
Also, I’m working in downtown Detroit. That caused my actual death.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch Wisconsin-Michigan State.
Demand more blood.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
Nope. I work in downtown Detroit now.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me guess...
“It’s super, thanks for asking.”
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Just moved to Japan
Don’t know jack about anime. What anime should I watch?
I hear the Ghibli museum is pretty cool.
If you're in Japan, here's my suggestion about anime.
Don’t.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, here's the thing.
The Japanese already think you’re a dirty foreigner. Being an anime fan makes it far worse.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, right
I know I’ve got the gaijin thing going on.
But since everything here is cute Pokemon characters, I figured I would try to make some sense of it all.
It's all fun and games until someone releases the Kraken.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Honey,
It’s done been released. Or something to that effect.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was refering to the anime.
If you don’t know what I mean, well, count your blessings.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll put it this way
in Japan it’s illegal for porn to show the male member. Therefore they’ve had to improvise to get around it. The end.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
he's young, teach slowly.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take "Things Chloe says to herself at the end of every first date" for $1000 Alex.
by Cap Town Cat on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
except the last 8 first dates i've been on the guy is older than me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
I know what you meant. But I’m slightly DRUNJ so I missed it the first time around.
/kinda prefer it that way
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So?
What is “fabulous anime”?
/nerdwantstoknow
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's campy, over-the-top stuff.
Like G-Gundam. If you’ve seen that. Also acceptable, Code Geass.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm, haven't seen any of those
But I see from a quick Googling that Code is a Clamp-related show. Would XXXHolic fit into that category?
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. CLAMP is quite fabulous.
Usually. I’m not sure X qualifies.
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought Yuuki was rather fabulous
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed she is.
She is also a master-troll of Watanuki.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He got pretty fabulous by the end as well
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes he did.
You said you go to Otacon, right?
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
[laughs] No.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 22, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Starting the feel a wee bit nervous about ?? next week, after seeing they were up 21-0 at the half.
Slightly more.
But, it is Illinois coached by [REDACTED].
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK. YOU.
/58-0
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hey look, the domers remembered they aren't oklahoma and aren't in a weather delay.
football is possible when you know you should be trying
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys
this is what happens when you INSIST on over pursuing plays
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
WHEN YOU WAAAAALK
/Is Arsenal Fan
//Is Unashame
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
heart attack delayed
for now.
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
Vandy
Disrespecting the armed forces since 6PM CST
by PlayitForward on Oct 22, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So, I put some beer in the freezer at about 5:40 PDT.
I’d go check it, but I fucked up my knee during a run the other week, and I’d rather not move frivolously.
Is there any chance it’s cold enough to drink yet?
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
I'll trade you your warm beer for my cold
I much prefer room temperature.
by Alaska Hokie on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
38 minutes?
Probably decent.
What is your beer of choice tonight?
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
That Alcoholic One
Specifically, Genesee Cream Ale and Honey Brown.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
Yeah, anything with alcohol in it is probably appropriate tonight
/pours THE. REST. OF. THE. BOURBON.
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I DEMAND UPSETS
I am sick of this blowout bullshit. I DEMAND POLL CARNAGE.
NO FUCK YOU FUCK SPARTY
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
"He changed his name back to Polamalu."
Odds that’s entirely due to Troy?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
threeve hundred percent
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
No, Kirk, Jeff Smoker is not in the NFL.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
michigan state.......looks...............good?
by willbechampions on Oct 22, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
What happened to the Wisconsin from the first five minutes of this game? I liked them.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
i didn't turn the game on until michigan state got the safety
maybe i’m bringing wisconsin bad luck
by willbechampions on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit!
I take a 3-hour nap and wake up and it’s 6-6 in the 3rd Saturday in October?! The fuck?!
Also CARDS SCORE! 2-1.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
get your fucking stickball
out of my footbaw
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, I'm flipping between games.
Figured a few people might want an update.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
in all honesty, you would not be surprised if sparty equipped their linemen with nightsticks at this point.
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool Story Brah
I played rugby for a time in college and people would ask if “that is the game with the sticks”. I suppose they didn’t realize giving ruggers sticks is about the worst idea you can come up with.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmmmm RUGBY.
/pages SG42
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
YES?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Rugby is hot. Except that one time I was at a Bama rugby game and a guy broke his leg and his bone was sticking out of his sock.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah. Injuries are not sexy.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/throws up in mouth
//still the shorts.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
GA Tech broke my collar bone.
and now I hate them. F those guys.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Was about
to relate that story…
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Played for Georgia Southern...
and I hated Tech as well. Their parties sucked ass and there were no women.
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Your going to the wrong parties.
You want the ones with Tech men and non-Tech women. Harder to find, but worth it.
"Power Dome A is now the roost of a truly ancient Deep Crow."
"Deep Crows?"
"Yeah, you know. Deep Crows."
"I don't know Deep Crows."
"Alright, well, let me break it down for you. Don't go into Power Dome A."
are tech women like me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
broken collar bones are pretty sick
did that once to a guy, only time I’ve actually felt remorse for hitting someone
Who did you play for and when?
I might have been there, in a participating capacity.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Lacrosse'd
Auburn’s lacrosse team is a club team. I was a “hostess” for the team, which basically meant on spring Fridays I announced to my classes there was a lacrosse game on Saturdays. Was actually pretty fun to go and watch.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but your job was to "shag the balls"
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey now.
I also had to bring Gatorades on Saturday. Many functions!
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt
on the helmet to helmet that took out Ball. But that is their one free pass.
If we wanted stick ball scores
We’d dance around the maypole in our sun dresses singing too-rah-loo!
/kidding, really don’t care.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
On a blown call, nonetheless
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I MISS YOU.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
4-0!
On a bad throw to home!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
WOOT WOOT.
I’m working on january btw…
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Base hit for Theriot
to drive Yadi home, 5-0 with 1 out.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
this might be the hottest thing ever.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
You are welcome
Sincerely,
The Atlanta Braves
by Statesboro Blues on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
my third team.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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by The Missing T on Oct 22, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
5-0 now
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
weather
but you can watch Stanford vs WA
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
930et..
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
what is the other 1%?
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
lepchaun bones.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
little known fact: powdered leprechaun bones are the secret ingredient of ranch dressing
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Via bubbaprog - Kiffykins is staring into your soul
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Hive
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Goddammit Cheese Toast
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Wife is reminding me
…that I have to get up at 3 for a flight. After 16 years of marriage I interpret this to mean "PUT DOWN THE BOOZE TURN OFF THE TV AND LET ME WATCH MY TIVO-ED SHOWS ABOUT MIDGETS WHO BAKE CAKES.
Ignoring her, pouring another Black Label, switching the Vandy-Army just for spite.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
7 more minutes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Here in FL
Stanford-UDub is taking it’s place for now. I feel that I have now met my Pac-12 quota for the year.
You had me at "meat tornado."
me too, 930etstart time supposedly for txt/ou
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What is this I don't even
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Isn't Whitney just the best new comedy?
I’m sorry. That was silly. I mean, the best comedy. Full. Stop.
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
I'm so confused by the Third Saturday in October game.
THE HELL IS HAPPENING??
Cheese has suspended themselves out of faunal solidarity with Honey Badger.
This is all just babytown frolics.
Occupy Herbstreit. Raze it. Salt the earth.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Wilson just get teabagged?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Shit Wisconsin, get it together.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I warned you Cheese Toast
I told you we had ways of making you lose if you didn’t go to Auburn.
The Devil wouldn’t help us against his best customer this week, but he’s giving us a deal to let Sparty get you.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
In today's episode of the Adventures of Ron English and Mike Hart in Ypsilanti:
Eastern Michigan 16, Western Michigan 14. Eastern is up to 5-3, although they need two more wins to make a bowl game.
I wish to rest where the spirit of Michigan is warmest. -Fielding Yost
And the iPad succumbs to another EDSBS thread...
was trying to comment that the funky mouthguard you could see in Owusu’s mouth contains an accelerometer. Apparently several players wear ’em, as part of a Stanford Med Center project on concussions.
/themoreyouknow
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
The Tide suddenly remembered what offense was
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Don't stop believin!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 22, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Already?
Hell, I’ve been drunk for hours.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Oct 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
We prefer this one
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HUGS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"The Peyton Manning of the NCAA"
Neck injury in 5…4…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Getting Crowded
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Oct 22, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
that hurts...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonofmorse
You guys, I found Andrew Luck's flaw.
That facial hair is terrible.
What the shit is happening
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Oct 22, 2011 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
FUCKING GTFO Y'ALL
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/22/2507414/drum-drum-drum-evening-thread-2
I saw that kid today after the game
I know the drum kid personally!
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
by BoilerTMill on Oct 23, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Wonder if Tubs will choke on it......
fg makes it interesting
Bama
Trent Richardson does not care about you. That is all.
What huh now?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
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