GOT THE MOVES LIKE DABO

Whistling and disco guitar.

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Bowl games was sponsored
By some tires
Pushed back on the ropes
Might get fired
Could have run far away, coached high school for some pay
What's Tommy Bowden doing, anyway?



You wanted a show
Got Chad Morris
To coach an attack
That won't bore us
You say I'm not bright
And you might be right
It don't cause me pain
Cause I can hire some brains

And it goes like this

[Chorus:]
Gimme Sammy Watkins
I'll destroy you
Forty points a game
And I'll show you

All the moves like Dabo

I've got the moves like Dabo

I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo

Postgame I'll be jabbering on TV
Reporters need translators for me


With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo

[Verse 2:]


Baby you see
When you coach in the A-C-Ceeee
Nothing feels right
Unless you're 7-5
It's just the way that we've danced
Since FSU shat their pants

(Oh!)

So we just score points
Like we're racing
Tom O'Brien's pissed
At our pacing

Gets the defense huffy
Makes their cheeks all puffy
And it goes like this

[Chorus:]
Thought I'd try to break the tension
And show you
Give me a fat contract extension
And I'll show you

All the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo

I don't need to try to control you
I'm just trying to Oh-range Bowl you

With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo

[a hysterical all-caps voice from the depths of the mix starts yell-singing]

 

YEAH

YEAH

WHAT IS THIS

DO I JUST SING INTO THIS SHUT UP I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE

NO I HAVEN'T

 

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YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE

LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE ON THE LAKE TONIGHT

BUT IF I SHARE MY SECRET

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP IT

NO SERIOUSLY

WE COULD GET ARRESTED

I'M NOT JOKING

WE COULD TOTALLY GET ARRESTED

 

OKAY IT'S NOT REALLY MY HOUSE

AND I TRIED TO START A FIRE IN THE PIT LAST NIGHT

BUT IT WASN'T A FIRE PIT

MORE LIKE A SINK ACTUALLY

AND THIS HOUSE WASN'T A HOUSE

BUT JUST A BOAT ON THE LAKE

AND IT'S ALL BURNED AND  RUINED

AND THAT'S WHY I'M ALL WET

THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER BUY PCP FROM SOMEONE YOU KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ALSO SELLING TOASTERS AND SEAFOOD FROM THE BACK OF A VAN OH WELL LESSON LEARNED MAN

 

AND IT GOES LIKE THIS---

 

[Dabo]

Ain't really nothing to this, man
It's called the Chizik winning plan

With the moves like Dabo
Just hire dudes like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo....

 

Gonna make a Tiger smile
He's high on wins and Krokodil

With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo....

[WHISTLES. Fade out.]

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