Whistling and disco guitar.
Bowl games was sponsored
By some tires
Pushed back on the ropes
Might get fired
Could have run far away, coached high school for some pay
What's Tommy Bowden doing, anyway?
You wanted a show
Got Chad Morris
To coach an attack
That won't bore us
You say I'm not bright
And you might be right
It don't cause me pain
Cause I can hire some brains
And it goes like this
[Chorus:]
Gimme Sammy Watkins
I'll destroy you
Forty points a game
And I'll show you
All the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo
Postgame I'll be jabbering on TV
Reporters need translators for me
With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo
[Verse 2:]
Baby you see
When you coach in the A-C-Ceeee
Nothing feels right
Unless you're 7-5
It's just the way that we've danced
Since FSU shat their pants
(Oh!)
So we just score points
Like we're racing
Tom O'Brien's pissed
At our pacing
Gets the defense huffy
Makes their cheeks all puffy
And it goes like this
[Chorus:]
Thought I'd try to break the tension
And show you
Give me a fat contract extension
And I'll show you
All the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo moves like Dabo
I don't need to try to control you
I'm just trying to Oh-range Bowl you
With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo
[a hysterical all-caps voice from the depths of the mix starts yell-singing]
YEAH
YEAH
WHAT IS THIS
DO I JUST SING INTO THIS SHUT UP I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE
NO I HAVEN'T
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE
LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE ON THE LAKE TONIGHT
BUT IF I SHARE MY SECRET
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP IT
NO SERIOUSLY
WE COULD GET ARRESTED
I'M NOT JOKING
WE COULD TOTALLY GET ARRESTED
OKAY IT'S NOT REALLY MY HOUSE
AND I TRIED TO START A FIRE IN THE PIT LAST NIGHT
BUT IT WASN'T A FIRE PIT
MORE LIKE A SINK ACTUALLY
AND THIS HOUSE WASN'T A HOUSE
BUT JUST A BOAT ON THE LAKE
AND IT'S ALL BURNED AND RUINED
AND THAT'S WHY I'M ALL WET
THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER BUY PCP FROM SOMEONE YOU KNOW ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ALSO SELLING TOASTERS AND SEAFOOD FROM THE BACK OF A VAN OH WELL LESSON LEARNED MAN
AND IT GOES LIKE THIS---
[Dabo]
Ain't really nothing to this, man
It's called the Chizik winning plan
With the moves like Dabo
Just hire dudes like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo....
Gonna make a Tiger smile
He's high on wins and Krokodil
With the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves like Dabo
I've got the moves ooo ooo oooo OOOO OOO OO ooo oo like Dabo....
[WHISTLES. Fade out.]