THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/19/2011
by Spencer Hall on Oct 19, 2011 10:21 AM EDT
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...with a tour through This Week In Schadenfreude for maximum effect, especially the section with nothing but Texas Tech fans raging gloriously about Tommy Tuberville losing to Bill Snyder. Did you know "Metamucilized" was a word?
Snyder takes Metamucilized Dump on Tubbs and his coaching staff!
Wow!!!!!!!! Totally outcoached by Barney and friends!!!!! I am really starting to believe Tubbs is a horrible game day coach. Tech just got gang r---d by a bunch of nobobodys!!!!!!!!! Great job Tubbs. This is starting to look like money well spent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, it is now.
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO BEAT ALABAMA? Balls and selling out on the run, basically, though Bill does a much better job explaining that here at length. Remember the dictum of Spurrier's where he says you have to throw deep, or they'll never back up? Spurrier is 3-1 lifetime against Nick Saban, and this may have something to do with it. (Mind you, he did that with Stephen Garcia last year. Knock Spurrier's shambolic hustle, but never the results.)
NICK TOON NEEDS TO BE TOLD WHO IS IN CHARGE. The Wisconsin wide receiver believes he will be back for this weekend's extremely important matchup against Michigan State because, in his words, ESPN doesn't decide whether he comes back. Actually, Nick, they do. You will need to file proper paperwork and then receive approvals as dictated by company policy. (Ask BC's old AD. It's all totally true.) (Via.)
GRR IMPROVEMENT FUNDAMENTALS PROCESS. We just finished reading Born To Run, and there is a great quote from an ultrarunner in there who says he always starts a race thinking he's going to do something magnificent, and then around mile 60 has scaled his goals back to NOT puking on his shoes anymore. Right now, Will Muschamp and Florida are just trying not to puke on their shoes again.
WE WANT TO TAKE NOTES REGARDING THE RAISING OF THE RODGERS BROTHERS FROM THEIR PARENTS. Reason: because it is all too apparent that their parents did everything correctly.
WELL HELLO FLORIDA STATE. Mississippi State's Egg Bowl unis look awfully tomahawk-choppy for our tastes. Then again, give a Mississippian some extra dollars, and they do tend to go country-splashy with the gold leaf.
WHAT DO YOU DO? We advise you to stay at any blackjack table with Dana Holgorsen, but admittedly the skullet bon vivant's pace is not for everyone.
WOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOIE. Every week is pretty much Hate Week for Ole Miss this year, and why not?
ETC: We will always link to Fake Ghostface going in on Drake. Steve DeBerg actually wore this on the field once for the 49ers. We would use Siri as long as it sounds exactly like this.
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So I'll be heading down to watch my team get slaughtered in Tuscaloosa.
Got any suggestions on how to make this not so depressing?
DRINK. HEAVILY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
How difficult would it be to bring a flask in?
I don’t remember them patting me down before, but it has been a couple years.
You should be issued a bottle of bourbon at Commonwealth Stadium this year...
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This is one year where
the ban on alcohol sales is just cruel and unusual punishment.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I've never had a problem with getting my bourbon into CWS either way.
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If you're not blatant about it
i.e. trying to walk in with a fifth of Maker’s in your hand, you’re probably OK.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I just hope that my experience in the stadium is much better this time.
I had an…incident 2 years ago.
Remember Spencer talking about the jackass season ticket holder he saw during the WVU game?
Yeah, he was sitting behind me in Bryant-Denny. And when the rest of the stadium was standing for the fourth quarter (you know when Tennessee came back and almost won), my wife and I decided to stand to see. Well he didn’t like that so much, and decided to yank my hood and pull me back into my seat. I didn’t like that too much, and I decked him (ok, I didn’t hit him, he was like 65, but I really really wish I would have); we yelled at him and the incompetent usher that saw the whole thing and wouldn’t do anything except try to make us move.
Anyways, I missed most of the fourth and ended up seeing the blocked field goal as I was walking out of the stadium.
If he's grown enough to touch you or grab your hood
he’s grown enough to get his ass whupped.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
No win, Kobyashi Maru-style
Win: congrats, you just beat up an old man. You’re an asshole of epic proportions, meet the representatives of our local police department.
Lose: congrats, you just got beat up by an old man. You’re a weak asshole of epic proportions, meet the representatives of our local police department.
Velocitas eradico
So basically looking at the difference in outcomes...
A: beat up (one punch) an old man (who provoked me) and be an asshole while taking a temporary P.R. hit from the media (I’m not running for office so I don’t care)
B: Get beat up by an old man and be called a weak asshole by my friends for the rest of my life.
I’m leaning towards A.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
C: Ignore him, and don't get in a fight
Spend no time dealing with local law enforcement.
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I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Both of his outcomes involved meeting the representatives of the local PD
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I was told this multiple times by friends and coworkers.
However, I am not a violent person, and I really don’t know if I have it in me to just deck a random person for something so childish.
Kindly apologize for blocking his view and offer to buy him a drink.
Lace drink with laxatives.
Wait.
Return to standing.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Haven't we had enough discussion of people crapping themselves?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Hey guys, let’s talk about Maryland’s performance last week!
by cantcatchuf on Oct 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Somebody like that is looking for trouble.
Any civilized person would have asked you first.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
You crapped your pants?
Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try you just can’t hold it in…
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Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Do to me having Crohn's Disease,
this is more common than you would think. However, in this particular instance, no that is not what happened.
Well that certainly backfired...
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
What you did there.
I see it.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
/run OW,RUN!!!!
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope this didn't make you irritable
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Quite honestly I wasn't trying to make fun of his condition
and meant to express embarrassment and in doing so inadvertenly just made more fun of his ailment. Seriously, I’m sorry.
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Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No hard feelings at all.
You have to learn to make fun of yourself with this type of stuff. We have a “Run to End all Runs” 5k here and there are some pretty funny shirts that are out there.
Speaking of funny 5Ks
I literally saw a sticker for a “Run/Walk to End Preeclampsia” a couple of months ago.
My exact words: “That’s like having a bake sale to end diabetes.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Now if they had a "Bed Rest to End Preeclampsia"
You might get a lot more participants. I’d pay $15 for that shirt.
/“Induce Labor/Emergency C-Section to End Preeclampsia” probably wouldn’t be as appealing
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I want to sponsor a 10k run to end shin splints.
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It's not that hard.
Put it in a boot, or give it to a lady-friend to put down the front of her dress.
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then have her take off the dress to retrieve it
What?! I’m very lonely and there are hardly any women here! I’m sorry…
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Or find a really fat friend to hide in their flaps of fat....
/shows self out
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
All the Bourbon?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that
Cledus T. Judd in drag and Larry the Cable Guy?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you think those two know they're all over the internet?
Or alive for that matter?
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Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
They might be proud
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Is anyone in Tennessee
really “alive” anyway?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Memphis
Staring down certain death on a daily basis makes them more alive than the rest of us.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Walking Dead Season 2, Bitches!
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Well, duh....
Al Gore invented it.
Oooh, new species to see.
Ouch, dammit.
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~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
An airplane bottle under each manboob.
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Only one?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I once had a date who snuck in a can of beer to Jordan Hare in her cleavage
She even got patted down by security
If she hadn’t been weird as hell, she would have been a keeper.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
12 ounce
or tallboy?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
12 ounce.
she probably could have gotten a tallboy in if I had had one available.
finest pair I’ve ever held
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to picture how
in the world you could pull that off without security noticing, and I’ve decided I don’t care. I just want to actually picture it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
They sound quite huge.
I am envious.
And weird how?
by Durdens Wrath on Oct 20, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Where do you think my flask goes?
And at last year’s Auburn vs. LSU game, the security lady let us grab a few beers out of a cooler someone had left at the gate and stick them in our purses.
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by allicolls on Oct 19, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is great
security guard hustle, right there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
that's the diff. between student section and regular section
I had a cop reach in my pocket last week and grab my cell phone…
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The words "Fourth Amendment episode"
spring to mind…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I said that to the really friendly 400 lb TSA agent when he stuck his hands down my pants
All it got me was an invitation to a special security line.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
My Crim Pro professor
actually ended up driving home from New Orleans a few months ago because he refused to submit to the search.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Big Tittied girl, weird as hell
/flagged for redundency
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
they sell belly flasks
the beer belly is one example, there are others that are less expensive.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 19, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're not sitting in the student section
The security is pretty much in name only. The old minis in the waistband or bra should work.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
My mom walked into the regular section of Bryant Denny last year
with a bottle of wine sticking out of the top of her purse. Although, she’s an Ole Miss fan, so maybe the security people just took pity on her and knew she would need that wine.
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I got a fifth of whiskey into Tiger Stadium*
Ripped a hole in the lining of my bag, stuck plastic flask in, voila. Didn’t drink any of it because I had to babysit drunk Chloe and night shift malaise hit me hard because of the stupid fucking afternoon kick off. (I am working on a fanpost, family obligations and dog are distracting me).
Anyhow I imagine stashing a plastic flask somewhere on your person wouldn’t be that tricky.
*not a unique accomplishment by any means
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by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
JUST the family obligations and the dog?
or everything else under the sun?
/SQUIRREL!
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
WHERE?
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~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, that too.
But this is me we’re talking about, so that should go without saying.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
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by little red corvette on Oct 20, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Dreamland Barbecue?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/throws brick
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by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Go to Archibald's instead.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Second.
Even in Northport, this is far far superior.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Yep. This.
Though Dreamland is good- just not as good as reputed. Make sure you hit City Cafe too.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
BTW, did I mention we probably need to do a ladies visit to all of our tailgating heavens?
Ole Miss, Oklahoma, here we come.
I wouldn’t put anyone to the joy of a SU tailgate.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Roll Bama Roll
endorses Archibald’s. here’s a great story on the place from the Southern Foodways Alliance. address is in there but, be warned, it can be a little difficult to find.
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Put a Tennessee jersey on the Bear Bryant statue.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fool. This will surely lead to the poisoning of an entire river
For that is only fair pay back for such a horrid prank
by ItsComplicated on Oct 19, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I've seen that river.
The best we could do is UNPOISON it.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Come tailgate with us on the Quad.
You can at least drink your sorrows away among new friends.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
I'll be watching the same in Baton Rouge
crying in the corner.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
That's gonna be tough.
With the Hat having no film on Mosely, I think Auburn can pull a trick or two. I don’t see Coach Giggity doing the same.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I am thinking that we at least get 7.
It seems that every team ends up scoring on the first drive and then never again.
Woo!
Leroy represent!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Coach Gustav's assault on Louisiana State's defense will resemble
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was worried someone wouldn't get the reference
I should never worry about that on this site.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I should flag you for being worried about that.
I use that video as an educational tool in the military. No matter how well thought out your plan, and no matter how thoroughly briefed it is, there’s always some asshole who isn’t paying attention that’s going to fuck it all up. Which is why you always get back briefs from everyone before proceeding with the plan.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
You sir are a gentleman, a scholar, and a hero.
+eleventythreve cocktails to you good sir.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
And now it is.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Certainly got a rec from me
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Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope you don't point out to your class
that the plan proposed by the leaders would have gotten them all just as dead as Leroy did.
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Don't really use it in a classroom setting
But the end result isn’t exactly the point. I don’t know anything about how the plan would have turned out since I’ve never played that game. All I need is to be able to point out that there’s always the idiot who isn’t paying attention to your plan that’s going to end up causing it to fail because he doesn’t know what the plan was to begin with.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, I just like pointing that out
It’s the tipoff the creators of the video inserted so that those in the know would realize it was all a put-on. (At the time they made it, very few people had actually defeated that encounter.)
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I've never known the actual origins of the video.
It always did seem too good to be true to be a candid set up. Plus, who records their game play like that? It’s still one of the funniest videos, though. I first saw it when I was in Iraq, and that’s when I started using it for the above-stated purpose.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, we used to FRAPS our raids
mostly so we could determine what went wrong when they failed. People may make fun of guys going to that much effort for a game, but when you consider a raid involves 40 people investing 3-6 hours of their time… you wanna learn how to make ’em work with as little waste as possible.
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I wish I could mock you
been there, done that
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the craziest part
About 60% of the guild was people from WORK. There were probably a dozen people in the guild that I worked with directly from time to time but had no real “relationship” with until they got roped into the game.
It actually had a very beneficial impact on working relationships, and I have heard stories that some workplaces were actively encouraging their employees to play together for the same reason.
Video games: not just for stoned kids!
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If you like Knoxville Old City bars
go to the Alcove downtown, then Quad and segue to Gallette’s for a yellowhammer before hitting the game. It will numb the pain of the prison rape.
I thought Spurrier's dictum . . .
. . . was that you have to throw deep or the coach will get bored.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I remember how all my friends who attended Texas Tech were all excited about Tuberville as their new coach
and me just laughing, laughing, laughing and laughing…
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by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I just thought that I hated
Nike’s “Pro Combat” uniforms….Adidas those unis look like they were dipped in Skyline chili.
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Save the cinnamon for the snickerdoodles.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
OT: Has Carson Palmer thrown his first pick 6 for the Raiders yet?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Ahhh, the Palmer trade
Could there be a more fitting memorial to Al Davis?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 19, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ever noticed
how we’ve never seen Davis and Mumm-Ra, evil nemesis of the ThunderCats, in the same place at the same time?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Al Davis dies, then the Raiders get raped by Mike Brown
Horrible turn of events in Oakland….
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Reverse the order of names
in that sentence and Bengals fans would riot in the streets for sheer joy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
It makes you wonder about those Mayan prophecies
Seeing Mike Brown get the good end of a trade makes one think the end times may be nigh.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 19, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He never made it to Oakland.
Got picked off halfway there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Jack’s having a party at his house on Saturday night and he didn’t tell me!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Toothless Kiffin?
He wants to.fit.in.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
It's too cold in South Bend in November.
The grass is too long.
WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THESE THINGS? WE NEVER COMMUNICATE ANYMORE! GOD!
Brandon Cox is impressed by the amount of sand you can fit in your collective vagina, USC.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Note to ACS:
We’ve moved onward from the Brandon Cox punchline. Please use Barrett Trotter instead.
Thanks,
XOXO
Management
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Replace Trotter with Kiel Frazier on running downs, then replace both with Clint Mosely.
Velocitas eradico
Frazier and Mosely do not (yet) fit the mold.
Trotter has redefined the mold for a new generation.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
.
Then again, give a Mississippian some extra dollars, and they do tend to go country-splashy with the gold leaf.
See: John Grisham’s house.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
I would have thought they would have bought camoflage and deer stands
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, those are accounted for in the ordinary household budget.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Tangentially related:
TWiS had the following line, which made me stifle a laugh while my Algebra kids take a test….
Getting arrested for relations with a female German Shepherd is just Tuesday in Mississippi.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Texas Tech doesn't have the payroll it takes to be Auburn, with or without Wingnut as coach.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
by Mc Commish on Oct 19, 2011 10:34 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The financial institution formerly known as "Colonial Bank"
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Turns out investing your money in college football players just isn't financially sound.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Cecil Newton begs to differ.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
For every Cam Newton there's a hundred Chris Todd's.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
And eventually most of them will play for Auburn
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
SUP GAIZ WAT R GOIN ON INSIED UR THRED?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Except leave the memory of the 2001 Florida game. Because that was awesome.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Still better than investing in professional basketball players.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that Lowder's bank?
Just out of curiosity, hasn’t it since closed down operations?
by TheBlackAttack on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
thatsthejoke.jpg
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
and yes
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Payroll:
pay·roll also pay roll (prl) n.
1. A list of employees receiving wages or salaries, with the amounts due to each.
2. The total sum of money to be paid out to employees at a given time.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Payroll is easier to say than
“Under-the-table-petty-cash-slush-fund”
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
In Auburn they "Keep it on the Down Home, Cuz"
20 years later, we’re still trying to figure out what the fuck that means.
"Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Why hate on Eddie?
Coaches come and go. The booster culture springs eternal, and World Wide Wes just gives them a new outlet for their activities.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Why hate on Eddie?
Because he wasn’t even doing a good job of hiding it, and the guys he was getting weren’t winning.
Incidentally, the Pitino-Calipari symmetry is pretty strong here. Both are Italian coaches from the Northeast who replaced alcoholic coaches from the Southwest.
Unfortunately, this is going to lead to Cal being replaced in a few years by Antigua as head coach.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
There has been a circular quality to UK basketball coaches
Legend (Rupp), followed by nice but not great who wins a title (Hall), followed by drunken idiot (Sutton)…..followed by Legend (Pitino), followed by nice but not great who wins a title (Tubby), followed by drunken idiot (Gillispie)
If this holds true, Calipari would fall in as a legend.
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by btcoop71 on Oct 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you left out a drunken idiot
Gillispie
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
And really? Tubby is "nice"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
mmhm...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
BLAST OFF!
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
UMADBROSEPH?
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he can hear a conversation on the moon.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
The first time I met him
All I could think was, “holy shit, they look even bigger up close!”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i betcha Cell South had to make a custom headset for em
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
*Cingular
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
ah, thats right
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't need a headset.
Coordinator could just talk in the booth and Tubbs could pick it up.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Starry Bra, of the cool persuasion
First time my girlfriend (now wife) met my Irish great aunt, she asked my gf if she knew how to hold her liquor. Her response? “By the ears, of course!”. Took me 3 years to get back in the will.
Seeing Tubs always reminds me of that story.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
by DrBundy on Oct 19, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I think your wife and I would get along FAMOUSLY
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
She's a pretty cool chick,
but I’m a little bit biased.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
Seriously.
Next time the ladies descend upon BR we must meet her.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's FANTASTIC
Y’all are making me stifle laughter during an Algebra test a lot today.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
I don't get it.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently the missus doesn't either.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
BA DOOMP BOOMP
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Phonetics, man.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Picture "liquor" being said in a deep South accent...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
'likker'
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
oh.
OH. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwuh.
/that’s dirty
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Runnin' a little slow this morning Boozy?
Drink more coffee.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I do not imbibe coffee.
And, in general, abstain from caffeine.
/come at me bros
//especially first thing in the morning when I’m alert and you are all sluggish
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually don't drink caffeine either.
I just assume everyone else does, and therefore cannot function in the morning til they’ve had a few cups.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Fair enough
If it weren’t for coffee and energy drinks I’d be comatose. Yes, in a literal coma.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Never had coffee in my life.
Doctor told me to stay away from caffeine, chocolate, and alcohol due to the ulcer I have that I can’t seem to get rid of.
Guess which one I stay away from the least?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought they knew how to cure those
Didn’t they learn that bacteria caused them and that antibiotics could knock them out? Of course, the way the bugs are adapting, we’re all going to die of the bubonic plague in 2020.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
This is true if it's caused by bacteria
I’ve been tested for H. Pilori multiple times and come up negative. Even been put on the drugs for it just in case the tests were somehow coming back wrong. Still just as bad as ever. The only thing that has ever worked to keep symptoms away for longer than a two day period was Protonix, but it came back just as strong about two weeks after the prescription ran out. So now I just deal with it by taking a Prilosec every damned day.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't drink coffee.
It stunts growth and I’m going to grow up and be big and tall and strong one day.
Growth spurts in 25-year-olds are quite common.
It’s science.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
/is 28
//still hoping extremely late bloomer
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
SOON.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't drink Coffee
I mainline it
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That sucks.
A few months ago I was having these incessant, unnerving heart palpitations. Scared the shit out of me. And of course they’re exacerbated by caffeine, nicotine, adderall, alcohol, and sleep deprivation. Those five things are the very foundation of my being.
They seem to have resolved though. My doctor never said anything about it, because I never mentioned it. Further proof that doctors and nurses are the worst patients.
Pom-poms are for perverts and Auburn fans. -Billy Gomila
Sporadic twitterer
by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
As someone with two doctors and a nurse in the family
I will wholeheartedly agree with your assertion of doctors and nurses being horrible patients
Hi, my mom's waiting for you on line one.
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I get up at 6 a.m., stumble into the kitchen and make a cup
I have a one-cup drip machine that pours straight into the mug. Takes me all of two minutes to be alert and bushy-tailed. Take THAT, healthy living.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Takes me 3 seconds after my alarm goes off.
When the zombies attack I’ll be in the car and zooming by the time they start gnawing on your skull.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooh, I DREAM of sleeping until the alarm goes off
I have cats, instead, who unfortunately know about breakfast.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm assuming yours have also learned the most effective way of waking up the feeder
Bite the toes and don’t let go until it wakes up.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
No, mine just finds something noisy to paw at
If the place is really tidy, he scrapes his claws down the closet door. Whimpering and rattling the window blinds is also sometimes involved.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
My cat routinely wakes me between 4:30 and 5:30....
He can make the most annoying cry when he wants to.
(He’s 16-1/2, so I make allowances)
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine has figured out that I can (and have) slept through earthquakes.
So noises don’t work.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Mine stands on my chest and starts licking my nose.
Which is very, very cute, and also very, very fucking annoying.
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On saturdays when I 'sleep in' to 8am! I get this.
When the 9.5lb pup does it: Adorable and cute.
When the 58lb pup does it: Fucking annoying and quite often painful in the groinular area.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Cat: 17 pounds.
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Got one of those.
Belly fat wobbles when he “runs”. It’s pretty funny.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Holy shit!
It can skip a few meals.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he's not fat!
He’s just BIG. I’m pretty sure he’s a coon. He keeps getting bigger; he’s already two feet from stem to stern.
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He's 50% larger than my dog.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Only 15% of my dog.
Also, for obvious reasons, my dog is not allowed on the bed. Mostly because it could cripple us, but also it’s not big enough for him to spread out. He wakes us up by barking inches from our heads.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
If you own a dog smaller than that cat
You do not own a dog; you are simply in denial about the kind of cat you own.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#TeamTerrier
He’s a good fit for our house, yard, etc. Your mileage may vary.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
So is my 15 pound maine coon.
And he kills plenty of ground based varmints too.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ditto with my mutt
Of course, 23 pounds would be a very large cat
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"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Aww...they just love you, Boozy
Also, checking to see if you’re alive, and whether or not to start eating you.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
My parents old cat
On weekends or days where my parents were gone would park outside of my bedroom door and wail at the top of his lungs at 6 am until I woke up and fed him. He was trained to be fed at 6 am and got really upset when someone didn’t feed him.
Could be worse.
Could be your eyelids. THAT will wake one up in a hurry.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, ick, ICK.
Nightmare fuel for me there.
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Ditto that
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
EXCELSIOR
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Hey guys.
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BUCKEYES AND BENGALS ARE ON A BYE WEEK WHAT AM I GONNA DO GUYS WHAT THE HELL I NEED MY FIX SERIOUSLY WHERE’S 8 BALL -
Just go
exotic animal hunting.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Jim Day took care of the giraffes
/Red Reporter inside joke
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Now is the weekend to watch all the other games, where you can just enjoy the footbaw.
You know, WITHOUT the gnawing on fingers and getting ulcers and walking a hole in the carpeting
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Could be worse, Michigan has two bye weeks in a row.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
They're playing Purdue?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side ...
Jim Bollman can begin to install the forward pass for the following week.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 19, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not Walrus Ball
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Ah, Wild West.
Making NDNation look sane and articulate since Geocities.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 10:46 AM EDT reply actions
Drake
Part of me wants to believe he acts feminine so the ladies will cater to him. But then I realize the more probable possibility he really just might be a emotionally-weak punk.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Dude was on DeGrassi.
That tells you all you need to know.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The Black Canadian guy off DeGrassi is now
a thug. How quickly we forget
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't even know what/who Degrassi is
As a straight man, should I know?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Not up on your pre-teen Canadian melodrama?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder which current Florida State football player defended Drake
by saying he relates to everything Drake feels and says in interviews? Any FSU fan care to make an educated guess?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I mean, he did get shot by that crazy kid
and end up in a wheelchair. So I can see where he might be more in touch with his emotions.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
the new Egg Bowl uniforms look like they're trying way too hard.
but, apparently the players (and a few recruits, by the looks of things) like em. Hell, at least they arent black jerseys. 1-4 in those abominations.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
Just go back to the white helmets with the MSU please.
Hate the banner.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
no kidding
i like the matte helmets they introduced, though.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at the 2000 Indy Bowl when the all whites were introduced.
Of course, its snows threeve inches that night and MSU players become invisible.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
that was one of my favorite games.
last time we played aTm, too
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
The white helmets looked like doop.
I told Greg Bryne that and he got em changed back to maroon.
Still dont dig the helmet logo though. The interlocking “MSU” was the best evar.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a thought:
if the players and recruits like whatever gimmick uniforms you come up with, odds are that everyone else in the country thinks they’re awful. See, e.g., Maryland.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Maryland is the anti Oregon.
Under Armor’s uni department should pick a university with better colors.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a really small confidence interval
/statistics reference leaves goes over everyone’s head
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Made a joke about the mean a few days ago; was promptly lectured that my joke worked only for normal distributions.
So you’re safe.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, if you want to be sure, just make your jokes about Chebyshev
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Purdue's new unis come from the Tom O'Brien collection
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
If he cant dodge a wench
he can drop a ball.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Dodges wrench
tears ACL.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Thassarec.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Photographer: Ha, this is just so adorable bringing in these kids wearing Purdue’s new uniforms. But could we please bring in the players because I’m on a tight deadline and…what? Oh these are the players?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
thars gold in them thar hills!
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Having four official school colors . . .
. . . is too much of a good thing — particularly when it sanctions the overuse of black.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
What's wrong with Roadkill Red, Michigan Man™ Yellow, Edsall White, and Riot Police Black?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Any two of the four could be fine
Succumbing to the temptation to use all four at once is a recipe for fashion train wrecks.
/ has seen HS XC teams running in Maryland state flag shorts
// still trying to unsee this
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Listen Van Pelt...
those helmets were turrible, we all know it, just admit it.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Strong words coming from a fan whose school wears generic jerseys for high school football movies
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
rutgers?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
See my point exactly
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
If you control Rutgers
You control the universe.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
If you control Rutgers
you corner the body grease market of New Jersey
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
The mullet must grow
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
that is 'errunge' defined, right there
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, those were FUCKING AWFUL too
I hate all that Nike crap.
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Yeah, nike should just stick to traditional uniforms. All of these pro-combat piece-of-shits need to go
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I just want these jerseys back for the Bucks-
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Amen, brother
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by Crabapple Buck on Oct 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
They remind me of the John Cooper days.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 19, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree
don’t want this to degenerate into another ‘18 year olds are dumb’ discussion.
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
But "18 year olds are dumb" explains so many phenomena.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
But what do they think about chili?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
SKYLINE CONEYS ARE DELICIOUS.
And I will not stand for the continued slander of them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No one stands for long after eating Skyline.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
you don't buy Skyline, you only rent it.
like taco bell
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Taco Bell, Skyline, White Castle
all allegedly possess the ability to run through people like Patton’s army. NONE have ever had that effect on me.
/now I want a chili cheese burrito or threeve
//also some sliders
///and a coney
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm with you
Raw vegetables give me indigestion and the runs. Grease just makes my insides happy.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
White Castle does not generally run right through me, but it does turn me into a biological weapon delivery system.
@papaalphakilo
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You don't buy Skyline, you are punished with it.
Like Taco Bell.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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this also works
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Congratulations
Chili dogs taste good? Get the fuck out of here!
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Give me Skyline and goetta and I'll show you heaven
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I'll have to try it.
I’ve had a Skyline 5-way, and it was terrible. Chili sauce on spaghetti = bad idea. But hot dog chili sauce with a touch of cinnamon is GREAT. Macon’s Nu-Way Weiners have that flavor, and they are the best chili dogs in the world. So I’m looking forward to a Skyline coney if I ever get somewhere they’re sold.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Cinnamon has its places. Chili is not one of them.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Hot dog chili sauce is not chili
You wouldn’t eat a can of Castlebury’s, now would you? But it’s pretty good on a nice Hebrew National.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I will have a bowl of Tony Packo's chili with some cheese and oyster crackers thankyouverymuch
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Amen
“Cinnamon has its places. Chili is not one of them.”
As someone upthread put it. ’Save the Cinnamon for the Snickerdoodles"
Save it for the bananas foster
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
/leaves immediately for lunch
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
This requires saving some of the Krakens.
Which can prove difficult.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Brown sugar is never not the answer
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
No lie, I won 4 college chili cookoffs solely based on the addition of brown sugar
Imma hang up and listen
It also may be the secret ingredient in our family's spaghetti sauce.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 19, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
My cousin-in-law has one numerous cookoffs of various meats and brown sugar is probably his favorite ingredient
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Put it in your rub (if that's you thing)
It stays sweet and doesn’t burn.
Just gets a nice carmelization to the meat.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
My mouth is watering
Why cant this be a saturday so we can tailgate already??
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she wants?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were on a self imposed hiatus?
And gross.
Wouldn’t that end up like an Angry Pelican?
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
wth!
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Cinnamon belongs on the rolls that come WITH the chili.
/Nebraska school lunch’d
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Check your grocery store
because they sell Skyline in cans. Pair it with some mystery meat hot dogs and lots of shredded cheese.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
If you are ever in these areas, try it out
http://www.skylinechili.com/locations.php
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Florida?
lulz
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that is odd
A guy from Cincinnati went down there and opened one franchise
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Ha!
It’s off of US19 in Clearwater! I used to drive past that place daily and wonder if it was affiliated, but I never cared enough to look into it.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
There's five of them now.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Wowzers.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Is Florida a Southern state?
No, it is not.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Fighting. Words.
Not ‘Southern’ but the 3rd to secede?
Also, the more North in Florida you go the more Southern it is. The more South you go, the more Northern it gets.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Known things are known
Sigh. You’re not allowed to argue with jokes; it somewhat dissipates the humorous impact.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok then.
3rd state to secede.
Yours (guessing from profile) was 5th.
Squidbillies agrees with me:
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So you're saying that Florida USED to be Southern, then.
Pre-1920s real estate scam/invention of air conditioning. I am in total agreement.
/No, seriously, I am fully aware that everything north of Orlando is just South Georgia/Lower Alabama with better beaches. Used to own a summer place in PCB.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
PCB? Ew.
And hell, technically I can claim Texas. So bring me mah brisket!
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
PCB is AWESOME
Where else can a pale, middle-aged, slightly pudgy guy go and have the best body on the beach? Anyway, we were actually just west of PCB where it’s less crowded and rednecky.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I've stayed in that area.
but PCB is the one of the few places where a 40 year old can get a blowjob from a 15 year old girl and it would be normal/
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't you have a seat?
ChrisHansen.jpg
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the hell?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I think I like this better than
my go-to line, “What the shit?”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Normal is not the right word, as that's nasty.
Not uncommon, unfortunately, is the truth.
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WTF?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well hell.
We’ll claim Abalama be returned to the ’sippi territory then. Rollllll taahhhd!
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Booze, there are good ways to go about establishing southernness,
but chronology of secession ain’t one. Not our finest hour.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
We're number 2!!!
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes you are. You all finished in a tie for second place.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
They burned every town i have ever lived in.
No joke.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Easiest to quantify.
Where shall we go?
NUmber of trailer parks?
Mullets?
Jorts?
Sleeveless t-shirts and T-Top IROC-Zs?
Trucks with tires over 40"
People who have pant sizes equivalent to motor oil classifications?
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
All acceptable. And glorious.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Diabeetus rates are probably useful too.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss the good old days
when the question of “Southern” could be simply answered by asking “what kinda gravy you put on your chicken fried steak?”
Thankfully, I think the scourge of brown gravy on chicken fried steak is slowly being eradicated even in the north.
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Brown gravy???
On CFS?!?!?!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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I'm from Michigan and the fuck is this shit?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 19, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Inorite?
But sure as shit, there was once a time when you actually had to check on this shit when ordering CFS up north. Union 76 truck stops were especially bad about it.
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Or simply ask:
How do you make Sweet, Iced Tea?
[correct answer must involve the sugar in the mixture while steeping or in the jar when you put it in that ‘sunny spot’ in the backyard the day before]
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Consumption of grits, per capita.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Give me an onion, a shoelace, and some Mr Coffee & I'll make ya some Hobo-chili!"
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
The fact that Lexington only has
a Gold Star and not a Skyline is disappointment.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Closest Skyline to Lex is Dry Ridge I believe
I have a Skyline 2 minutes from my house. It brings me great joy.
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Fortunately for me
(and I can’t believe I’m saying this) Louisville is one-up on Lexington here, because we have Skylines.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
cinnamon?
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Tigers don't like cinnamon
Proof. Lions, on the other hand…
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I tried.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
i see...
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Apple apparently designed Siri for Craig James
Seriously, tell it you need to hide a body. Hilarity ensues.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
But does the answer change if
you ask where to hide five dead hookers?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
No, but it does provide you with the location of more "escorts."
So Call Girls of the world, be warned. You’re very close to becoming a hooker and just another statistic.
#rememberthefive
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I just asked it where Craig James hid the hookers.
It said “let me think” and then asked if I wanted to do a websearch. I said yes. It sent me to google and Threeve EDSBS articles. Excellent.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Well done, commentariat!
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Oh wonder! How many goodly features are there here! How beauteous mankind is! Oh brave new world that has such things in it!
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
When God made man, the devil was at his elbow
A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to run the machine. And evil to run itself a thousand years.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll take "Descriptions of Florida football" for 200, Alex.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
And here is the answer
This fat and incompetent man was placed in charge of the Florida Offense in 2011.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, the "incompetent man" did carry out our mission of setting Notre Dame football back into an irreparable state
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I disagree, he merely continued the fail.
Footbaw Bob started it
Tyrone continued it
Weiss finished it.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
So what
is Kelly doing to the corpse?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't buy that
because Notre Dame and brains don’t often go together.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Your new rival is Mizzou.
/drops mic
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope
We’re full-up on rivals. Let Vandy have them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
You're full up on abusive boyfriends.
Teams beat their rivals once in a while.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
We beat Louisville
four years in a row.
We beat Indiana so badly they quit scheduling us.
Sure, we haven’t beaten Tennessee since I was in diapers, but The Streak will end.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure ACS was referring to the conference crossover rival.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
We have beaten Mississippi State
and Auburn recently.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone beats us
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
/loses 27 games in a row to new rival
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Oct 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I almost had a heart attack when I read about the "I need to hide a body" thing.
The damn phone starts asking me what type of location I was thinking of: mines, reservoirs, swamps, etc. Even better, it provides links to click in case you want to investigate each location to determine the best.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
It's really hard to hate Les Miles
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 19, 2011 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Schnelly eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
He goes next level with grass
What do you think is in that pipe?
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Never cared much for jazz music,
but I’ll be damned if those New Orleans performers don’t know what a fine pipe blend is."
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Only?
Listen here young man. I don’t know why you would not like a lovable old codger like me. I brought you into this world and I will take fiber crackers while I decide your fate now. You will love me or I will use my wife’s knitting tools and create you a new mouthhole out of your chest so when you talk your words will be muffled by the sweaty clothing on your stupid hunchback. You profess your love now or I will use my powers of motivation to teach the Earth and all of its animals not to love you.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 19, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Who is that guy?
He looks like a cross between Will Ferrell and Mike Slive
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, he used to coach at Texas Tech right?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
/2 yard run
//2 yard out pattern
///-1 yard draw play
////80-yard punt
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 19, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
////fedex envelope of cash
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
/////to wrong address
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
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That’s Pasqualoni, former ’Cuse and current Connecticut head coach.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
And I thought you were making an astute observation
based on their similar and frustratingly conservative strategies.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Syrian Hoke takes offense at this. It's not wise to anger Syrian Hoke.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
It was changed to Syrian due to recent events.
Here: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/10/5/2469182/dr-professor-vrabro-in-back-to-the-sutures
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Are we going to have to resort to using nameless Middle East antagonists again?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time to die, Iron Eagle.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Can we form the missing man formation for Chappy?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
He's not dead!
He’s just running a officer school back in the States with people who have nowhere else to go. THEY HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I will rec this movie and Iron Eagle II without hesitation
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Remember the 5!
Sigh. It pays to diversify
At first I was all like:
But then I was like:
Sadly, having my rugby team win a World Cup semifinal (I lived in NZ for a year in 1979; I’m legit) is only partial balm for my football team losing a road ACC game to a second-rate team.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
All of my teams lost this week.
All of them in ways and to teams that they really shouldn’t have.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
I went 3-2 on my secondary teams this week....
My primary was resting up for Friday night.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
My teams are 0-3-1 since the Maryland win
Loss to France in gut wrenching fashion, loss to Virginia in maddening fashion, draw with Ipswich in megaderp fashion, and loss to Peterborough in gigaderp fashion.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Well, if it helps
France is gonna get raped in the final this weekend. I mean, RAPE raped.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm fully aware of that, and it doesn't help
We could’ve put up a good fight, I feel. Our defense has been excellent this tournament, and with Priestland in at outside half, our attack and kicking was quite enjoyable as well. Everything fell apart along with Priestland’s shoulder.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
According to the linked Muschamp article
Coach Boom, after watching the film, thinks “UF didn’t play that bad” and says his team played “with energy, passion and effort.”
If he is actually telling the truth, Florida is well and truly fucked.
And if he's not telling the truth . . .
. . . then he’s making some headway on learning how to manage the media as a head coach.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I, for one, am SHOCKED
that a former Saban assistant would do any such thing.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
He probably forgot which team he was coaching while viewing the film
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Let's be honest
The tape of that game was so bad he turned it off and started watching cartoons instead.
This just in: AU/UGA the "dirtiest" rivalry over the past five years
according to the Wall Street Journal. And despite the Nick Fairley RAEG, the majority of fouls were called on UGA.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204479504576639093283303646.html
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Well, it is well known that Georgia lies and cheats
That’s just science.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying it Science
but….Science.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
My impression of AU's two big rivalries
AU-UGA is nastier on the field but friendlier amongst fans.
The Ahrn Bowl is very collegial on the field – controlled but respectful intensity – but off the field is Crazier than a Sprayed Roach.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 19, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Exhibit B: Bama fan who stabbed 5 Auburn students and then paid mentally handicapped person to take the fall
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoa, wut?
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
"What is 'Wednesday in Demopolis?', Alex?"
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I don't know that it was 5 stabbings
but yeah it happened. Guy was a MMA fighter of some sort, went to an Auburn fraternity party the night before the game. Yelled, “Roll Tide” and continued to try to start shit (you can imagine what this looks like. I doubt Roll Tide was the only thing he said). Once people actually tried to fight him, he stabbed one in the head.
He went and bought a new car for a handicapped man named “louie Holtz” to take the fall for him.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Auburn/LSU
Is just nuttygosquirrelshit everywhere.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions
But isn't that just LSU/anybody?
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Point well taken
but between the Barn burner, The Cigar game, and the earthquake game, we have a history.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, ponder this
What will happen with Chizik and Miles should the game be close at the end of the 4th quarter?
Divide by Purdue?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
Or unicorns will sprout from the tiger eye at midfield and fly them away to a magical land in Indianapolis.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think most folks feel hatred for LSU like we do the other schools
yeah weird shit happens but LSU folks don’t get my blood boiling like the doggies and tide
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta find 'em first.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 19, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone made the same point on TWER.
Was that you, lol?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah let's just put that whole Fairley thing aside and point elsewhere.
I’m sure that but for that whole Pearl Harbor thing, the U.S. was really the bad guy in the Pacific Theater.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, I don't even know
how did you the whole thing?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 19, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
There are only killers in this room.
There are no innocents in college football, but damn if Auburn fans don’t try to convince you that there’s at least one.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Minnesota is too awful to be guilty of anything.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Would edit to "college football worth a shit" if I could.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
There are *some* innocents in college football . . .
. . . (MAC-tion, represent!), but most of them are bystanders.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Put the Fairley thing aside
and it’s going to be even more lopsided towards UGA being the dirtier team over the past five years.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That's kind of my point.
Kind of a biggie to throw out, no?
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't necessarily meaning to throw it out with the original post.
I was merely pointing out that with all the crying over Auburn being dirty, UGA has still been the dirtier team over the past five years according to this measure. It doesn’t take into account things that were not called, of course.
I’d love to see that same research applied over a longer period of time and see what happens among all the rivalries in college football.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
But come on dude. . .
you’re basing UGA being dirtier that Auburn based on what Penn Wagers, Marc Curles, and the other SEC officials that do such a bang up job actually see and call? Fairley could’ve gotten 4 PFs in that game but didn’t. Flawed methodology.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
And there could have been calls on players going after Fairley late. Which is what led to the horrible ending of that game.
That’s why I pointed out “according to this measure” and made mention of things that weren’t called at all.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
No, no
Nick Fairley is the only person to have ever played dirty in a UGA Vs. Auburn game. I can’t believe you don’t see that.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Classic logical fallacy
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe if we work at it, we can get Fairley charged with the Kennedy assasination.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaannnndddd. . .here we go
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys, the ACC is better than the SEC in every aspect of football
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
/shoots dinosaur
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was trying to sacrifice myself to end this petty argument
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
i was tryin to get the 'how bigga gun yew gotta have to keel a dino' argument back going
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
.700 Nitro Express
is what I stand by.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Feed a dinosaur Skyline chili
laced with grenades. Explosive diarrhea for the win!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Not sure I agree with the use of grenades.
Something with a longer timer or maybe remote detonated would work better. What sort of explosive would be best to place in anti-dinosaur Skyline chili?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie Weis?
?
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He is the dinosaur
Yo dawg, we heard you like dinosaurs, so we put a dinosaur in your dinosaur.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
FSU's offense
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe you can only kill a dinosaur with grenades and larger explosive materials
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll give it a shot.
Alabama can rightfully claim 13 national championships and this is not disputed by any serious observer of college football.
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
/makes dinosaur chili
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Claims it's better than skyline
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Argues that no beans can go into dinosaur chili
/Talks about diarrhea
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
CHA CHA CHA
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/makes dinosaur barbecue
//with white sauce
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/shoots dinosaur's liberal arts degree in bachelor of chili sciences
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
/Dinosaur cant find job
//Dinosaur enters DeVry Institute of Technolgy
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
///Graduates with $Texas in loan debt
////Still can’t find jerb
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What sort of gun would be best for taking out a liberal arts degree?
/curses English department for not providing adequate firearms training
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
That's EASY
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
So cold.
So rec’d.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Ah yes, the Hemmingway double-barrel....
And why isn’t this piece of brilliance GREEN?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
An AK-47.
For when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room.
by ElRocco337 on Oct 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#teamnobeans
Since we’re rehashing everything else today
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
/Whataboutcinnamon?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Cinnamon would probably work well with the gamier flavor of dinosaur meat.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Beans were filler when beef wasnt widely
available outside of “cattle country”.
Personally i like it with beans. Lots of nutrients and fiber and free entertainment later.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If you haven't watched Duke-Wake at Wake, you haven't lived
The majestic pageantry of the gridiron at its best.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess that's what happens
…when impotence meets apathy.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, I'll just go ahead and withdraw now
Since we’re just going to skip over my “There are no innocents in college football. . .” statement. Y’all can continue to play the role of persecuted fanbase that you perfected so well last year.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
MUST. NOT. WHITE KNIGHT.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
that move was pretty well telegraphed
when he went zero to Yamamoto fast enough to give Mike Godwin whiplash.
Dammit, I specifically chose the Pacific Theater to avoid Godwin.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This isn't Guadalcanal Britches, there are rules.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There were no rules in Stalingrad!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The choice of theater isn't the issue here, Mango.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 19, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Say what you want about the tents of the Southeast Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere
At least it’s an ethos.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Grrr. Tenets.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That island of Iwo Jima really tied the campaign together.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 19, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okinawa was most important. Guadalcanal kept Austrailia in it, for whatever that was worth
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
240 years of beautiful history, from Captain Cook to Kylie Minogue.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND AN ENEMY COLUMN IN THE ALPS
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither was WWII, actually.
But rather a pretty flawed study to reach a conclusion I never really disagreed with from the start.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
and to make the analogy work
Fairley couldn’t possibly be Pearl Harbor, because that came at essentially the beginning and took the conflict from 2 to 8. Fairley was at the end and took things from an 8 to 10. He’s, at worst, more like the US bombing of Hiroshima.
If significant event "A" is taken out of history, history changes dramatically.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
If we bombed Hiroshima three seconds after Japan surrendered.
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 19, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So Nagasaki then?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
No
A bullshitty analogy is an Auburn fan saying Georgia is a drama queen that blames somebody else for said drama.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh you two...stop it!
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Somehow I don't think your reply really helps your case.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 19, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't we cover this yesterday?
The “Auburn fan” component of it was made it ironic and amusing.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, don't you like my orange nail and blue hammer?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 19, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, missed the nuance.
But well done.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Gholston just now bombed Japan.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
And did it in a really douchy way
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
There's a mountain lion loose in Columbus! It's after Fickell.
10TV 10TV.com
BREAKING: Ohio Highway Patrol confirms mountain lion sighting off I-70 at Exit 152 in Zanesville.
Plz to eat them all.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/mountain lion dies from coronary heart disease after first block.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
/Joe Bauserman throws to receiver
//hits mountain lion two blocks away, instant killshot.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
LSU fans are on there way I'm sure.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 19, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Honey badger mauls mountain lion.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
They'll have to beat blanx first.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Oh Marc Tyler. thank you so much for doing this on hate week
hate hate hate getting paid at usc hate hate hate
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Occupy Herbstreit has reached DC . . .
. . . and someone took Mister Tony up on his offer of free stuff in exchange for a sign at the NYC protests.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 19, 2011 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who's that creep in the suit?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a VISITOR
can’t you read?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 19, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured he was a bowl committee rep.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
can't be
no money visibly falling out of pockets & all
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That fat-cat mascot 8-Ball is rolling in cocaine
While Joe Vandal had to pawn his fuzzy ax just to feed his family. #OccupyHerbstreit
Putting out an APB for 8-ball
I fear for his health. Can he handle all the Clemson success without succumbing to excess?
8Ball scoffs at your notion of "excess."
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 19, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
What the hell is Tom Green doing there?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Freddy Got Fingered auto-rec
And underrated masterpiece.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
You're a fan of Freddy Got Fingered???
Wow…just…wow.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Just goes to show the diversity of the Commentariat.
After all, if there’s a #TeamMayo, then #TeamFreddyGotFingered doesn’t seem that outlandish.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
...
would like a word.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Weekend at Bernie's 2.
/drops mic
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Vanilla Sky
/throws microphone manufacturing plant
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The Notebook?
/hit over the head by microphone
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
All of Nick Cage's movies since National Treasure one
/explodes mic with dinosaur chili
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I Know Who Killed Me
/explodes chili with dinosaur mic
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Hope Floats
/explodes universe with dinosaur infused chili mic
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Oct 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Caddyshack 2
/Watches collapse of all things from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Who's Your Caddy?
Or as I call it, Black Caddyshack.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Airplane :waves:
whateveritwascalled with Snoop and Tyler Perry.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 19, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Soulplane.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What Dreams May Come
/Drops mic.
//Mic turns into winged white turnip and flies away.
///Turnip kills itself.
////White turnip realizes it’s actually a red turnip.
/////Turnip somehow is no longer dead.
/////It’s a deep metaphor, you wouldn’t understand.
Now, wait a damned minute.
That movie is AWESOME as long as you mute it and just watch the pretty pictures.
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That's like saying Pearl Harbor was...
OK, let’s not go there again.
(Even though I meant Pearl Harbor the movie.)
Seriously, though
That movie’s great for comparing TVs. Really is.
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GOOD GOD
that movie was horrible
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Never saw that one, actually.
Only reason I saw Freddy Got Fingered was because my roommate my freshman year got it for free and put it in the DVD player that afternoon. We were all stunned into silence by the end of it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Watched it on the Regal Cinemas' dime
since some poor SOB has to sit through every movie beforehand to make sure the print has been built correctly. Minimum wage is not worth sitting through that.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Had a friend with that job once
so we often got to see movies for free a night or two before they opened, since the theatre owner didn’t mind him having “friends over”.
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Overall, being a movie theater usher wasn't a bad part-time gig for a student
especially since I occasionally got to see stuff like The Phantom Menace and Fight Club early and for free. The major drawbacks (aside from minimum wage) were having to clean up after the droves of jackasses on the weekends and being insanely busy on every damn holiday ever.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Twilight.
Bring it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 19, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent choice.
Was punished with that by Mrs. lhb98. The sequels were banned from the house.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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I too was subjected to this torture by the lady friend
But I wasn’t fortunate enough to only have to watch the first one.
/murders Taylor Lautner
Imma hang up and listen
I have a friend who is a teen librarian (and read the books).
She claims the movie is significantly better than the book.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 19, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
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I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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No, we're talking about Bauserman vs. Gilbert in preceision passing drills.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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Whoa, hold on there.
Bauserman can’t even keep the ball in the stadium, but Gilbert’s very good at hitting potential receivers right in the hands.
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Obligatory Oatmeal comic
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by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 19, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I love that article. One of the most vicious and effective takedowns of a book I've ever read.
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Still needs more rec.
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The plot and characters are just as terrible as the book...
but from everything I’ve heard, the author’s writing is an affront to the English language.
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Well, what did you expect?
She can’t even spell her name right.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My mom bought the set for my dad for his birthday
Neither of them had any clue about the excrescence contained therein. Dad actually read all of them too. He said their one redeeming feature was that the margins, line spacing, and font size were like a 5th grader’s book report so they weren’t as long as they looked.
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by little red corvette on Oct 19, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The wife Netflixed that
I tried to watch, but I got into a fit of giggles when the “sexy” “teen” vamps walked into the high school cafeteria, all sparkly. Had to leave the room and go read a book.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
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His bum is with groupies who are underaged
His bum is shooting smack
His bum is with a tiger who smokes crack
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Mane, MtnEer hates lunch-time meeting purp....
Seriously, who the fuch schedules a planning meeting for 11:30 – 12:30? Philistines!
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~ Sid Davis
We used to have lunch and learn sessions.
It got axed after everbody figured out it was against the law!
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by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you work with me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No I work against you remember.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You do yes.
I’m eating lunch now because I have meeting in 25 minutes for an hour that leads into another meeting which lasts all afternoon.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Homemade pulled pork sandwich.
Damn i need some slaw on this.
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by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Oct 19, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
And I'm just finishing mine now....
And bonus! I actually get some time to do that thing that I was ostensibly hired to do instead of sitting in meetings and reminded everyone to come back to the point.
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~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well not a "real" engineer.
And yes kinda in management. Mostly have to sit in long ass meeting to talk for 20 minutes. fuckin waste.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
HI WEST COAST OFFICE HERE
A meeting from 10 to noon works really well in my day, how’s that for you guys over in CST?
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 19, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
International is worse
Have mostly managed to avoid being involved with pre-8am Pacific or post-6pm Pacific meetings, but not completely.
Ho, ho, ho....
We just completed a large scale Government audit of our purchasing system. It seems our San Diego office was one of the bigger offenders. The Corporate office in Reston, VA, scheduled an ass-chewing phone-con for 0900 EDT today.
YOU MAKE THE CALL!
Pure spite or purely unitintentional?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Pure Spite
0600 phone conference sounds fun
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Every time I go to California on business travel . . .
. . . someone in Europe schedules a call for 0500 Pacific. It’s probably a good thing I don’t get completely time-zone adjusted.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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I had someone schedule a meeting from 12:30 to 1:30 on me today. I also had an 11 to 12.
No, no, that’s okay – didn’t need lunch today anyways. OTOH, late lunch makes the afternoon that much quicker.
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Isn't late lunch the same as take lunch hour from 4-5?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Late lunch:
Leave at 3:30, forget to come back.
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Ah, the sweet sounds of VPN'ing from home.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Our office will be extensively renovated this winter.
Month of working from home, most likely? Month of working from home.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I've been working at home for the last two weeks
as I’m babysitting contractors. It’s like heaven.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 19, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I was there yesterday
Very productive day in between rounds of kid shuttling.
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Two years of working from home
/do not want to live in San Jose
More seriously, working from home so much in the last few years has convinced me that most office workers could do it 4 days a week with no net productivity loss.
Trufax:
I got more work done at home, I think. At the salt mine, people come by your office, shoot the shit, you go by THEIR offices to shoot the shit, you’re more prone to get up and go have a smoke (or tag along while other people do), you go out or to the caf for lunch.
At home? Nobody bothering you, nobody to bother, if you smoke you can just light one up at your desk, and odds are you’ll just go grab something from the kitchen and wander back to your desk. Hell, even on days when I went into the office, I’d often get more done at home before I went in than I would all day on site.
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I would bathe in Sweet Chili Doritos
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 19, 2011 12:57 PM EDT reply actions
OT: Hey Auburn people...
How the hell do you pronounce Jay Gogue’s last name? He was president at Houston while i was there, and i saw his name in an article and remembered how annoyed i was that i wasn’t sure how to pronounce it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the name out loud.
I always thought it was like “gouge” as in “I’m going to gouge your eye out”.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 19, 2011 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like Goag to me.
It’s spelled like drogue, rogue, etc.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
I think you should just pronounce it Goo-Goo.
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'gah-gwee'
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by CoastalCowbell on Oct 19, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
GHOAGIE?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Charlie Weis and Mark Mangino
just perked their ears up at the mention of hoagies.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds right
I think i always wanted to say “gouge” just because the word looks so similar.
but GOAG? What the hell kinda name is that to have?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 19, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
All thoughts above me are incorrect, I believe.
From what I understand it is pronounced Gooj.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
President Gooch?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 19, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Gooj
It sounds kind of like gooch
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 19, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Pat Haden, Athletic Director and Queef Residue Extraordinaire
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
That article wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be when I hovered.
I was all prepared to mock Haden, but I think he’s probably right.
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Maybe for his side
but I very want to see him standing in miserable, freezing rain, while we proceed to kick his petulant teenager of a coach’s teeth down his throat.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wel, so say we all.
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BTW if you just ignore that individual, botc works better
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 19, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tried that.
You ignore him, what happens is other people start believing his crap.
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just remember when you engage that he's not in the def of normal in the range of discussions.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 19, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I will be a ND fan this Saturday
simply due to my hate of Kiffikins.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"College football's most celebrated nonconference rivalry"
Maybe 100 years ago, but for our generation it’s definitely Kentucky’s yearlong struggle with Quality Football and Decency.
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by Old South on Oct 19, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
This should be green.
As green as our defense will be next year.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Done.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Remembrance of things past.....
And now:
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Pat Haden in his younger days
and Old South, he was going for the flowers in his hair and missed.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, what percentage of the nipple has it eaten?
This might not be an appropriate image to post here.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 19, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
I just had a guy who claims he’s an attorney ask me if I am a paid ESPN staffer/blogger, and I should be careful how I answer because he knows the lawyers working for Mike Leach and I should be aware that discovery is a bitch.
All because he’s been frothing at the mouth over Texas for four months and I keep telling him he’s nutso.
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like I said if you ignore him the site works better
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 19, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Well aren't you?
Your secret is out Rick Reilly.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Man, I thought we were pals.
Why would you insult me like that?
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"pals"
Just the kind of 1950’s terminology Rick Reilly would use. Think on the bright side, I didn’t call you Gergg Easterbrook.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Well, true.
Or Stephen A.
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Oh G~d, I forgot they brought him back.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I... well... shit.
I mean, it’s sort of insulting, but on the other hand I’d be mostly harmless if it were true.
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Wait a minute.
Did they send you here because of #rememberthe5?
EVERYBODY RUN!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
CRAIG JAMES HAS ALL YOUR NAMES NOW
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That depends.
Are you comfortable with a male:female ratio of approximately 7:2?
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Or do you like to fish/hunt?
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by Anthropologal on Oct 19, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
Backpacking is my main thing though. I’ve never skiied and would like to try that out. I haven’t fished in a long time but would love to give that a run. And I enjoy hunting but not sure how to get my guns through security (Juneau is air/sea travel only)
Sposed to be SEC
I did some damn good fishing up there
deep sea for halibut and the opening of the Russian River for salmon. It was awesome.
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by Anthropologal on Oct 19, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
It's easy! (haha.)
Travelers must declare all firearms, ammunition, and parts to the airline during the ticket counter check-in process.
The firearm must be unloaded.
The firearm must be in a hard-sided container.
The container must be locked. A locked container is defined as one that completely secures the firearm from being accessed. Cases that can be pulled open with little effort cannot be brought aboard the aircraft.
Travelers should remain in the area designated by the aircraft operator or TSA representative to take the key back after the container is cleared for transportation.
TSA must resolve all alarms on checked luggage. If a locked container carrying a firearm alarms, TSA or the airline will make a reasonable attempt to contact the owner. If contact is not made, the container will not be placed on the aircraft.
Travelers must securely pack any ammunition in fiber (such as cardboard), wood or metal boxes or other packaging that is specifically designed to carry small amounts of ammunition.
Travelers may not use firearm magazines/clips for packing ammunition unless they completely and securely enclose the ammunition (e.g., by securely covering the exposed portions of the magazine or by securely placing the magazine in a pouch, holder, holster or lanyard).
Ammunition may be carried in the same hard-sided case as the firearm, as long as it follows packing guidelines described above.
TSA prohibits black powder or percussion caps used with black-powder.
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Travelling with guns is easy,
but you MUST do your homework. Knowing the regulations isn’t good enough when the fucktard behind the counter won’t allow you to declare your firearms. Having a printout of both the appropriate laws as well as the airline’s own rules will get you far. Just remember, it must be unloaded, case must be locked. You will have to open the case for the ticket agent when you hand it over, and then lock in his/her presence. Plan to spend extra time in line.
"Clever got me this far, and tricky got me in"
I travelled with my 9mm internationally the last time I deployed.
Thankfully having a set of orders helps, but I just took the case to the “special” counter, showed them that it was unloaded, in it’s own case locked with two locks, and then put that pelican case inside my footlocker. Never travelled with a rifle, but I know it’s doable (as people above me have posted). Just check the regs.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 19, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
[Georgia Tech joke goes here.]
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 19, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
7:2, not 700:2.
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This allows you to tell your family "I have a plan!"
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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For how long?
You can live anywhere for a year or two if the clerkship is good enough.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Federal or state?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
state
I’m about as competitive for a federal clerkship as Kentucky is for a BCS bowl.
Sposed to be SEC
Does a state clerkship out of your target practice market . . .
. . . make you more marketable in that market? If so, this is a no-brainer. Go up there; have an adventure for a year; and do something completely different.
/ had clerkship lined up waaaaaay out of my target market
// didn’t do it because the judge died during the spring of my 3L year
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I think so. Also to help me become a judge someday.
I’d definitely be doing it for the adventure.
Sposed to be SEC
By all means do it . . .
. . . unless you crunch the numbers and you can’t make the student loan payments for year one. It would be professionally enriching and help you stand out from the herd of folks interviewing for BigLaw jobs these days. Plus you’d get to have some fun outside of work living somewhere completely different.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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The compensation is actually decently high as far as loans go
Probably a necessity just to get people out there. Their trial courts pay more than many states (including KY)‘s supreme courts. And they do have a relocation stipend which is nice. And fuck Biglaw. Luckily my loans aren’t too bad.
This is sounding more and more appealing.
Sposed to be SEC
Don't underestimate COL
Alaska’s super expensive. But no income tax should make it OK. Most loans don’t kick in for 6-9 months after graduation unless you consolidate before that, so you should be able to manage the loan payments if you save early.
Weird sunlight patterns = excuse to drink whenever you want.
This is why Iceland spawned Bjork and Sigur Ros.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
My vote is to go for it.....
Wait, what city exactly? I just don’t see you doing well in say Fairbanks, Nome or Barrow.
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~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Go for it
you can have some fun and get paid for it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 19, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, ^ what he said....
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 19, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hell yes.
SE AK is amazing. 50 lb kings, 150 lb halibut, all the shrimp, all the crab, and a cornucopia of things to shoot at. If you have the dough, Valdez/Cordova is possibly the greatest place to ski in the world. All 3 are amazing places. My guess would be that clerking 1 place = clerking all 3?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 19, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
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