By Fearless Leader request, here is your open thread for SUNBEAST TUESDAY, and by nobody's request at all, here is entirely too much information on the game you are about to see. Ever look up and realize you've written 1200 words on a single Tuesday-night Sun Belt game that have to come down to 500? It's a cold feeling, y'all.
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"WE EXPECT FRAMPTOM TO COME ALIVE"
Oh Sun Belt Tuesdays, how I’ve missed you
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by PodKATT on Oct 18, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wait one more week
Starting next Monday we get our first 7-day foobaw week. First Wednesday game is 10/26.
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by Holly Anderson on Oct 18, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yais.
Every day footbaw.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
EVERYDAY IS SATURDAY!
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
HAIL!!
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 18, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Heisenberg approves.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
8 Ball tries to smoke it.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
Make your own Craig James Killed 5 Hookers @ SMU Signboard
by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 18, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
rec
over by the roadhouse, with them rusted engine blocks...
by JunctionCrimson on Oct 18, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
But that stuff on Sunday and Monday isn't real footbaw. :(
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But really
The NFL is so boring.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe if you drink enough the Packers logo will look Georgia's.*
*And you are also colorblind.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I miss the days of dragging every TV you could find into one room on January 1st
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Oct 18, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I just about changed it for that Frampton Comes Alive comment
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
ALL HAIL THE SUNBEAST
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What rough SunBeast, its hour come round at last
slouches toward Jonesboro to be born?
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
TUESDAY NIGHT BESTIALITY!
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So I can either watch Sun Belt action
Or watch the Pens and Wild murder hockey. Sun Belt seems like the better option.
Meanwhile, on ESPN 1
Athletes are reciting Walt Whitman’s “I Sing the Body Electric” whilst nude.
Sunbeast it is.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
SUN BEAST
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
BOW BEFORE HILTON
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
FOR GOOD REASON
ALL HAIL TEE WHY HILTON
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
And that's a SUNBEAST kickoff.
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HOWL YES
BLACKOUT! Put Mario Cristobal in the cooler!
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Meet T.Y. Hilton, you guys.
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And right on cue
that was nasty.
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SUBEAST FOOTBAW
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd think a guy named Scales would cover better than that
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
by Stubob72556 on Oct 18, 2011 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He can't exactly throw his weight around against Hilton.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
61 vs. 65...irresitable force meets immovable object
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
ITS A DEMON
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Where it lives, it doesn't need eyes.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It appears
To be bleeding purdue from its eyes.
by TheBlackAttack on Oct 18, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
TY Hilton could be first WR taken this coming draft.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Sayyyyyy whhhhhaaatttt
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeffery is to busy laughing,
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Blackmon a Sr? He may or may not come out if not.
Also, he has a boneheaded streak such as he shown at times this year.
TY Hilton may or may not. And you know a few teams will take that into account.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Hilton is fast... but the Raiders don't have a first round pick.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
or a 2nd or 3rd.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
he's a redshirt junior.
he could have come out last year, though. I can’t see him forgoing the draft twice.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Yeah, cause there's never been a bonehead or headcase effective WR.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh there have. And just as many that totally bombed.
Point was would stuff like dropping ball trying to celebrate & not get the TD have any effect on a players stock.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
He's a bigger, better version of Dez Bryant.
He’s going EARLY.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's mostly incoherent shouting.
And he can barely even stand up.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Oct 18, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was to busy actually being capable of blocking to chime in
he will just be over there helping you score a touchdown if you need him
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Dink and dunk screens
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I prefer Mount Cunt conference
but it doesn’t really work
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I like Manifest Destiny America
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Commisioner Polk approves
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Dana?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I could photoshop that.......
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ACC-Big 10 Challenge ain't got nothin' on this
by RubTheRock on Oct 18, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
isn't the horse thing part of required sex ed at clemson?
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by Londonjoe on Oct 18, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Definitely at A&M.
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The horse is what they call dating
Sheep are purely scholarly pursuits
Horses are the next-level course.
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state doesn't have Aiken next door
they don’t get to use horses
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what do you think all those farms are for?
sure ain’t for racing.
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Noticed that
we’ve never seen James K. Polk and the First Doctor at the same time? I have.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 18, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That is one dignified motherfucking mullet
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
like there's any other kind
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WE UNIFY OUR FACE ACROSS ALL INTERNET
Also, old one was from Tuscaloosa, year-before-last. Time to freshen up.
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by Holly Anderson on Oct 18, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Keith Stone. So much.
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Don't hate on SG5's new job man
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love Keith Stone. So much.
If growing a mullet gave me his cosmic powers, I’d grow one tomorrow.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
His beer is so good though
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate all of you.
If you were truly MANLY you’d drink Miller Lite. I’m taking your MAN CARDS™.
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by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That doesn't make you a man, just not a woman.
Now if you mix the two, it forms pure testosterone.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a REAL GOOD TIME
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Can't afford Miller
Keystone is by far the best option for a financially limited young man.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
High Life
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I agree with this
But I usually just pony up for Bud Light if I have little monies and need a quantity of beer.
/childhoodconditioning
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not ALL of us live where you can get Yuengling.
sobs
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
whut?
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If you can't get there on a truck overnight from Philly or Tampa
you’re not getting Yuengling.
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they have it in Tennessee
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
that's odd
why?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's where their breweries are
and they won’t distribute further because they don’t want their product taking two-day trips, I guess. I may be wrong about this, but I think they also won’t sell to any outlet that doesn’t refrigerate.
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that would make sense.
explains why it’s always cold in Carolina
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You mean refrigerate the whole shipment? If so, no.
When I have parties, I buy Yuengling at Sam’s Club for the crap beer drinkers because it’s $16 for 24 bottles, which beats the price on most crap beers in bottles.
is also decent enough to be the "case beer"
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Seems appropriate after seeing Ark State's Logo.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me and two friends spent a night in a supposedly haunted room drinking a 30 pack of this at my fraternity in Auburn
Never saw a ghost but I wished I was dead the next day.
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Turn the logo over and it looks like Batman going down
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agreed, I buy it because I'm a good host
so I almost always get enough that I have leftovers. I don’t drink Yuengling normally, but it is good enough that I’ll drink the leftovers before it goes skank, unlike some other choices at that price.
Try Louisiana
but then, we have Abita, so it evens out
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Is that a good swoon, or a bad swoon?
Canned Moose Drool is both delicious and easily smuggled onto local golf courses.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
GOOD swoon
I has a new Mardi Gras beer. Well, it’s the same as my old Mardi Gras beer, but now with 100% less chance of being tased by a cop!
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
BEHOLD! SORCERY!
Cannot wait to blow through a 12 pack of purple in a single tailgate
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by PodKATT on Oct 18, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Oct 18, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome, more amber for me
Also super excited about the new NOLA canning line. Like, really really really excited.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
bells is in cans here
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My friend is a brewer there!
But I can’t get it in Louisiana :(
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I have Abita Harvest
thank you La.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WHAT?
How was I not aware of this until now?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
I just saw it today at Whole Foods
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
by PBCrook on Oct 18, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ANDYGATOR OR GTFO
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Oct 18, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Places that aren't on the East Coast.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Eh, they have it in KY/TN/IN.
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Up until fairly recently(like, in the last six months)
you couldn’t get it in Ohio
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Hmm
The Stones are always the cheapest option where I live.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
They're always priced the same as Natural Light here
which is better than key stone
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh natty light is definitely better
Sadly it is also more expensive in the northeast.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Ever froze a coors light and drink the alcohol off the top?
that’s what keystone tastes like
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
replace coors light with bud or miller light, i forget
and BOOM natty
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Bud, but exactly.
Coors tastes shittier than bud light and thus natural is better than keystone. Science
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I would take Coors light over Bud light
I think..
I dont know I dont really prefer drinking that bile
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I sort of want to blind taste test
coors, bud, miller, natty, keystone, and lets say high life
Just to know
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I complete a power hour with natty
barely survived, and only because my friend made it a power “hour” by pausing it twice to puke himself…think keystone would have worked better since it is more watery
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Power hour is the most acceptable use for Natty Light
Used to get a case of Natty tall boys for 11.99 and do a power hour with three other people pretty frequently.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
24-24oz cans for 11.99?
Back in the day, I take it?
And yeah, aside from power hour and other classic drinking games it shouldn’t be consumed.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
16 oz.
We must have different nomenclature. 6 of those is almost exactly what you need for a power hour.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Oh, haha
I just searched for tall boy and it said 24, but 16 makes a lot more sense.
We killed 7 12 ounce cans for our power hour. Not overly impressive, but since we were doing it Sunday morning…
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I did it during the first half of the super bowl once
I vaguely remember an epic jam session at half time.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
nice
I’ll claim I did it to watch football, but really it was just because my friend and I both had a hour to kill while waiting for laundry to finish.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Power hours are fun
Guy I knew in college couldnt hang with us when we went for a century club. He ended up naked in the common room over a bucket with shit on the ground behind him.
We didnt invite him to drink copiously with us anymore
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
We did power hour chess
Usual rules plus bonus shot if one of your pieces was captured.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
How big were the shots?
1, 1.5 or 1.67 oz?
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Freshman year I played the 1 oz shot chess with vodka with this girl
we both passed out around 7pm
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
We used to play shot pong every weekend
bacardi gold and a smattering of coke.
/recalls
/vomits
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
oh god
bacardi gold is so bad, that and don q cristal are the worst non-tequila liquors ive tasted
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
bacardi gold is awful awful rum
we switched to silver at some point.
Still pretty bad
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
honestly
i prefer vodka by a country mile because it is tasteless aside from the ethanol. that plus proper shot taking technique plus a food chaser means i can keep down any kind of rot gut without a problem.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
edit
The proper technique is as follows:
1. Breathe out
2. Pound shot
3. Quickly breathe through your nose and out through your mouth to vent vodka fumes
4. Stuff mouth with chaser to drown out lingering taste
If this needs to be a fanpost I’ll make it one. I’m committed to sharing important drinking tips with the commentariat.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheap Indian gin is not your friend.
Nor is cheap Indian vodka or cheap Indian rum.
Kerala state-run alcohol stores: the cause of so many wonderful problems.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Better than McCalls
Cheap Maryland vodka named after a scotsman. /shivers.
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It was all the same brand.
Aristocrat Gin, Aristocrat Vodka, Aristocrat Rum
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
you know maryland vodkas
have you heard of rikaloff?
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know Rikaloff
Is it good?
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No
It’s awful. But its distilled in baltimore so I thought you might see it. And at $14 a handle, its a go to option for getting drunk.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, Scottish-named vodkas
All the McCormick freshman/sophomore year.
All the vomit.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 18, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
We played that once
With different mixed drinks and shots in each cup. Loser had to throw all remaining cups into one and chug.
Also, we have a battle shots board. Unbeaten.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's absolutely fantastic
Would recommend small board if you are doing hard liquor
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Small board = less ships?
And did you buy this or just make it somewhere
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Made it
Using cases of coke or beer. We also don’t use ships. Just shot glasses. About 8-10 smaller ones
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
A regulation board would only have 14 shots.
5 for the carrier, 4 for the battleship, 3 for the destroyer, and 2 for the PT boat.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We honestly just made as many squares as we could fit
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I sort of forget how to play battleship
you just alternate calling shots right? (I remember the mechanics of hits or not etc)
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
dont forget the sub
It’s in your ports, sinking your ships.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I did forget the sub.
That’s another three, if memory serves.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
wasnt it
5 carrier
4 battleship
3 destroyer
2 sub
1 pt boat?
Or was that just my board
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Nah
5,4, 3, 3, 2
I have seen boards where the sub is two as well but the standard is 3
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
17 shots is definitely a team effort
going to have to try this game though
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why we just do a few shots
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
there is also the problem of my friends being wimps and not taking shots unless they are already drunk
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
May be hypocritical
But SO SAY WE ALL
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
they used to be good at it
but they’ve had too many problems with vomiting. i suffered a similar problem but mastered the shot taking technique so its no longer a problem.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Want to go to Colorado in December?
My buddies and I are already planning to make a board for the trip. Wake up – drink – skiidrinkskidrink – get home – drink – battleshots – drink – sleep.
Thats the plan
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
yes...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yes....
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
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come to oregon
bend has mt. bachelor plus the deschutes brewery.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
are you from bend?
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I dated a girl from outside Bend...
Come to think of it, we’ve had this discussion already…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
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Yep
Illusions is friends with one of my former students from NC, too
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Illusions and I actually know a handful of the same kids
The number of Pacific Northwest kids (ESPECIALLY from my high school) at Kenyon never fails to surprise.
you said you went to northwestern, right?
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
out of what pdx high school?
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm from Oregon
Though not in the 503 part of the state
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and as you could probably tell from my user name
they are my Big-10(12) team of choice
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, there were quite a few there when I was there too
Strange, considering how many similar schools are in the PNW
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"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
College 07
High School 03
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
that seems SO LONG AGO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
You're telling ME
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
HEY, you're 4 years behind me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I have students now
who were born in 1998
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
guessed that given the username
but figured you might have been born there
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the beer in Oregon.
"It's never a bad thing thing to vote for the suckiness of tOSU." -RWReese
Follow @Paige2PSU
Pac-12 CG in Eugene December 4?
Perfect timing for such a trip. And just over the hills from Bend.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Working for the TG weekend.
Huzzah!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If only I could get someone to pay for it,
and teach me how to ski or snowboard!!
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Are you rich?
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No, it's not.
Find someone to pay for my trip, and you can teach me to snowboard!
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I'm not a good skier.
But I’ve heard from other girls who ride horses that snowboarding is easier for us to learn than skiing, because it’s all about heels down.
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heels down and hips swing
definitely think snowboarding is easier for girls to learn than guys.
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I can so totally do that!
Actually probably not, since I have difficulty in even walking.
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I don't like cold.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You be in charge of that.
And I’ll be in charge of the official EDSBS Convention at the beach.
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I'll be there!
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yup.
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Yes....
Although for me it will be wake up – drink – ski – injure self – drinkdrinkdrink – hot tub – drinkdrinkdrink – sleep – repeat.
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Ah yeah
I left out hottub. there will be hot tub/drink as well
and certainly repeat. Will try to avoid the injure self part though
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
It's because I don't have brakes
My method of skiing is “ski 90 mph straight down the mountain, and when I’m ready to stop, find a comfy looking snowdrift and fling myself into it.”
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The Sonny Bono approach.
Sometimes leads to problems.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
blackout punch beirut
whooof
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When the beer runs out, you get creative
or something
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
oh, did it with bacardi razz once
Side note. Bacardi razz is officially my least favorite beverage ever.
And we definitely got creative, now that you say it like that I remember 3 cups of 151, 2 cups of triple sec and the rest of a combo of either beer or whatever brown liquor we had a little of
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
If I was sentenced to death and could chose how I was executed I'd chose gin pong.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Played Mexican once with straight Pepe Lopez
ALSO DO NOT RECOMMEND
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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my law school fraternity had a bourbon pong tournament
The key, somewhat paradoxically, is to lose respectably in the first round. Unfortunately, I didn’t appreciate that at the time, so my team lost in the finals. I passed out and missed an entire day of college football.
By the way, you mean because of the taste right?
I don’t mean to be bro-ey or whatever, but power hours got me drunk but were never very difficult for me?
Is this similar to others experiences?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
yeah
and the carbonation. keystone is watery and easy to bring down, natty is almost a beer.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
My uncle used to tell me that Coors was made from melted snow
I believed him until about 6 months ago
Imma hang up and listen
No
Keystone just tastes like fetid water
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Never been brave enough
to actually try Busch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 18, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not that bad, but it's not that cheap either.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Actually like it better than BL or ML
And, in college, when we would throw parties to pay the rent we bought one BL keg and all the rest were Busch Lite. Took the BL cap off the first one and just kept putting it on the Busch Lite ones as we brought them in. No one was ever the wiser and we saved a few bucks on every keg.
/coolstorybrah.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
gah.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's functional. And marginally more drinkable than Schaefer, Hamm's, Black Label...
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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I honestly don't know what is worse than the Beast
and since I’ve never heard of those beers, I still don’t
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I could go on. Schlitz Genuine Draft. Piels. Iron City. BEER.
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Schlitz is better than Beast, IMO
I’ve really never heard of these beers though. There are some malt liquors that are pretty bad
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Don't confuse SGD with regular Schlitz. I'm pretty sure they don't make it any more.
It was the cheapest thing we could get, warm, by the case, in college. Like $9 or something. Just wretched.
Absolute worst ever was Cool Colt. Mint-flavored malt liquor. It was as bad as you could imagine. It was like drinking Newports.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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I've had two kinds of schlitz
one is white can with red writing, the other is in 40s with a blue bull on the front.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Someone once described the taste of Beast ice to me as
“Blood, nails and vomit”
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
that sounds pretty accurate
I havent had it in maybe 10 years but I still do, and will always, remember the taste
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Beast ice sneaks up on you
At first you think it’s regular beast, then it makes you physically assault your friends. There’s some devil in there somewhere.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
bananas
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
when I was in college, all the kegs were either "Ice" or "Red [Animal]" or both
And kids these days say we are facing hard times.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
It’s not just for hipsters anymore.
It’s also handy around Heineken drinkers.
by WVUPensGuy on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Watching this game is the surest sign you are addicted to college football
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
kermitnodding.gif
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
If it wasn't for EDSBS, I'd be worried I was the last junkie on earth
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Considering the shit that passes for prime time programming these days, SUNBEAST should get the highest rating tonight
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TWIT
He's like 30 something now. Maybe pushing 40.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
It's Clint Eastwood.
He’s been hit or miss, but that looks pretty promising to me. The aviator was good.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Isn't the poin that JEH was 24 when he was appointed?
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I thought it was about how he liked to cross-dress.
This movie is lame now.
(No srsly, it’s going to be great)
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard that the FBI is not excited about them talking about he might have been gay
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's apocryphal
Some sort of mutation of the rumors he was gay (which I think are more substantiated)
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
J. Edna?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
??
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 18, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hate this
Either you have documented proof of this type of thing (shocking revelations and whatnot) or keep it out of the historically based/themed movie.
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WHY.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing not.
Aviator was pretty historical. There were only minor problems.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Of course, but not quite as fact-driven as...
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know Ambrose played with things
But I don’t recall anything in there that sent me scrambling to the bookshelf to check some ‘fact’ that so contradicted my schoolin’ that I needed to set straight which was which.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
I can live with tweaking
But it’s the shocking revelation type things that really bug me.
Change somebody’s role in a battle…relative importance in an event…give them a great speech they never gave….fine. Sometimes movies need that. But dropping in things like this,without proof, while trying to come off as being factually based or a legit interpretation is why I can’t stand Hollywood. They are better off if they just stick with Comic book movies or innocuous Rom-Coms.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Jack with fiction all you want, but...
my money stays home for this one and your next three
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
What, fiction?
Those are old-timey Europeans doing old-timey European things. That’s history if I ever saw it!
That movie is directed by Paul Anderson,
but apparently not Paul Anderson who directed There Will Be Blood
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Fuck this movie up the fucking asshole.
Is it too much to ask to get a quality Dumas flick made? The most recent Count of Monte Cristo wasn’t murderously horrible, but that’s a book that requires a mini-series to get all of the little intricacies.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
AWESOME book, and that's even with the translation. I imagine it's even better in the original French.
The length that one man will go to get revenge is incredible. The nuances make that story.
I felt that way after reading full length Les Mis
Monsieur Bienvenue became my favorite fictional character. In the movie and the musical, he’s just an old man who gets ripped off.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Definitely read it. Pick up the Penguin Classics translation by Robin Buss
just because it has end notes that will explain all of the tiny references that people in mid-19th Century France would have understood immediately, but those of us in early 21st Century America have no fucking clue about.
Definitely one of my favorite books. The Count is my favorite literary character, and is brilliantly written throughout in my opinion.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
I don’t know what kind of evidence there is for him being gay, but I’m pretty sure there’s basically none for him being a cross dresser.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I think the cross dressing thing is extrapolating too much from the fact that men played female roles in his play
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I learnt it in histry class.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Clyde Tolson
Hoover’s 2nd in command and frequent travel partner.
When a lifelong bachelor spends most of his waking moments with an underling, it’s at least a natural question to ask.
by WVUPensGuy on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He was just carrying my luggage!
/That anti-gay activist guy whose name I can’t remember’d
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
George Rekers
That shit was hilarious.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
are you saying that's not 100% accurate?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
With Stone
and a few other directors, you know what you are in for. He may think he is being factual but most of us know better.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
SUPER FAST DINK AND DUNK SPREAD OPTION.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
All Sun Belt name team.
With MTSU’s Gorby Loreus.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Great name
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Jose Cheeseborough?
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"Cheesborough covering Frampton"
Sounds like an awesome first album
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by PodKATT on Oct 18, 2011 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who doesn't want cheese, though?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 18, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you WHEEL like I do?
(You ate the whole wheel of cheese?)
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh we're doing that huh?
I feel like a jack off Frampton joke should be put here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like some Humble Cheesborough Pie
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
lolol
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
BWAAAAAAAAAANG
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Cockfingers that leads to an interception oh the lulz
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
no plz
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, please no.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
They made you whack SEVEN HUNDRED WORDS?
This is an outrage.
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No, believe me,
it was best for all of us. The problem with covering a team that’s only 10 years old is the temptation to write up EVERY GAME THEY HAVE EVER PLAYED against a given team.
________________________________
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by Holly Anderson on Oct 18, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
/suspicious look
You leave my commentary on South Alabama alone.
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More or less of an outrage than KSU's latest win?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
WHARRGARBL
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It's like Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man all over again.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Good evening, everyone
and God bless the SUNBEAST. Tuesday night football, how I’ve missed you.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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"I don't know if he got it"
He lost two yards. He doesn’t have it
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Legit idea for ESPN
Instead of having their N team announcers covering this game, they should have a couple English futbol announcers. The lack of knowledge and skill covering football will be the same, but at least we’ll be entertained by their wry humor and creative ways of insulting players.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
LOL HIS NAME IS CHEESEBOROUGH
THATS LIKE DOWN THE ROAD FROM NORFOLK, EH?
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
THATS BLOODY AWFUL WHO WANTS ANOTHER PINT HEY WHY ARE THEY STOPPING?
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Peter: And Cheeseborough should look to kick into touch here
He’s inside his 22…25…20…oh what the hell he’s near his try line. Forward pass there, looks like the third team on the pitch doesn’t seem too bothered by it. What’s going on down there Jeremy?
Jeremy: I haven’t the foggiest Peter. Not a bloody clue.
Peter: Much like your playing days then?
Jeremy: Exactly, Peter. Exactly.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Oh my god that play was awesome
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sweet trick play
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Holy shit, T.Y. Hilton.
That was stupid.
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Poll:
What will end up a bigger shit show?
A: This game
B: The CNN Republicans Love America Wild Wild West Debate (CNN right now)
C: Hilton already leads in Nevada
Spiders?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you or do you not drink Miller Lite?
by Counter Trap on Oct 18, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Abita Almond seasonal?
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woman
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Unmansome.
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by purwho on Oct 18, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The only acceptable answer here is Dr Pepper 10
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 18, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If you think Home Improvement needed daughters & not sons, it's the show for you
Same damn thing otherwise.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I have two daughters, and had no sisters.
I suspect that I will find that show significantly more a slice-of-life than you will.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't necessairily slamming the new show
Tim Allen knows his wheelhouse,
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Modern Family
Claire and Phil are so very accurate to what your life will become.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
I refuse to acknowledge B on this board.
So, A.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck.
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What the fuck?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I blame the fact that I had to eat 3 cookies on the fact that the chili I ate just burned off my tastebuds
/apologizes to colon
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Dink and dunk forever.
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yeah blockfail!
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Thats offsides
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A tiny bit.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
October threadjack randomness
I’ve been reading movie blogs recently and found a great three part review of the original Psycho.
Part 1: http://www.thelightningbugslair.com/2009/10/hitch-on-hump-psycho-1960-part-1-we-all.html
Part 2: http://www.thelightningbugslair.com/2009/10/hitch-on-hump-psycho-1960-part-2-mother.html
Part 3: http://www.thelightningbugslair.com/2009/10/hitch-on-hump-psycho-1960-part-3-were.html
Alot of interesting trivia.
Also, reminds me of the 3 most timeless movies I know. Psycho (1960), Rear Window, & most any version of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. Psycho & Rear Window have so much detail that I always see new stuff each viewing.
Also since it’s October…Top 5 horror films:
1. Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
2. Psycho (1960)
3. The Thing (1982)
4. Dracula (1931)
5. Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
no event horizon?
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It was good but I wouldn't say all-timer.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I could say that either.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been jonesing for Rear Window for weeks
Keep waiting for it to come on TCM so I can TIVO.
Rosemary’s Baby is somewhere on that list.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Raymond Burr's been waiting or you, too.
/Stares hole through you
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raymond Burr is still not as creepy as Norman Bates
I’m happy Anthony Perkins loved the attention that movie granted him & didn’t mind being typecast.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I absolutely love Behind the Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon
Absolutely great
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are we threadjacking LIVE FOOTBAW?
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That's real fuckin' neato.
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Because stubob never lets us have nice things
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
/dimples
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Um, yeah, I knew that, i was just uh, ah fuck it
derp is me
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
LULZ
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I have the urge to flag this everytime I see it
Then I think, fuck it, let him live with it.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking comeback dolphins.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rich Brooks thinks this is bullshit.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll hang this one up
as soon as Craig James confesses to his crimes.
/would actually not be surprised knowing Hollywood's record on ideas
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I love me some SUNBEAST
But nothing will replace sweet, sweet MACtion in my heart.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
It's hotter in the Sun Belt though
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Random idea: Let Schnellenberger flip the coin for the NCG and choose the offensive first play of the game.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
I think we need a steel cage match pre-game.
Schnelly against Jim Harbaugh AND Jim Schwartz.
by Counter Trap on Oct 18, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
FIU's offense: Nothing more than 5 yards downfield.
Go deep? Nah. Let’s just throw it short all day and see what happens.
I'd say Brian Wilson has jumped the shark
But I’m waiting until he actually jumps a shark. You know it’s inevitable.
I see him actually doing hand to hand combat with said shark
followed by eating the shark semilive.
That is the Brian Wilson that scares me.
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
As a supporter of Texas Tech
I implore you not to watch our prime time game v OU on Saturday night – it will be the worst horror film youve ever imagined.
Oh, come on now.
If Kansas can keep things interesting for a half-hour, y’all can for 45 minutes.
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The Awbren/UF horrorfest set the bar pretty high.
by Counter Trap on Oct 18, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
MSU @ OSU waves.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The drinking to dull the pain
Hath already begun.
I sure am grateful to the nice folks at Disney for putting it on as a primetime national game.
by TheBlackAttack on Oct 18, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness the world series game is at the same time
Please America, support your pastime.
You know, this strategy worked out rather well for me this past weekend, when I was expecting a curbstomping from the bees...
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Sadly
drinking to dull the pain after the game has concluded is not as effective.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Oct 18, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Effective? Never.
Fun to try over and over? Absolutely
by TheBlackAttack on Oct 18, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinking heavily during the imminent loss however...
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I was doing. Or at least would have been if not for my douchebag project partners
I don’t normally hold grudges, but I might make an exception for the events this weekend
/Wahoocrew shows up at library at 11 to get work done before meeting
//game starts at 330
///asshole who demanded we start at 5, shows up to meeting sees score, and says “Dude, we should be at the game!”
////Wahoocrew lights asshole partner and entire engineering school on fire
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I don't remember the last two overtimes of the iowa-iowa state game
I came to 3 hours later, asked my brothers A) who won and B) where my parents went. I watched the game with all of them
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
I’ve seen I Know Who Killed Me.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Oh speaking of horror films, you guys may kill me when i say: I saw the new Thing
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Actually
I liked it. Common misconception labels it as a remake. It’s not. I thought it was really good and did a great job of incorporating the original in. And the CGI is simply fantastic
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Prequel
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Prequel. I believe it's what happened at the Norwegian camp no?
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Yessir
I really did like it. I fell asleep in the first 10 minutes though but I was exhausted so don’t take anything from that
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good. Wife won't go (hates teh scary) but maybe I'll sneak out at lunch to the local cinema pub.
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TWIT
Cinema. Pub?
My attention. You have it
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon now.
Sneak a flask into Tuesday Night at the Movies.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think those exist anymore
But my roommate and I went to the 2nd Paranormal Activity last year and brought half a gallon of apple pie in. We were the only ones who did not get their shit confiscated
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tuesday night was always packed
It was something like $3 in my day. According to the web, there’s still a $2 discount on Tuesday.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh really?
May have to check that out sometime.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Fairly common in Texas, and one of their chains (Studio Movie Grill) made it over to Atlanta. Movies, comfy chairs, decent bar food and beer.
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Prequel actually
Included all the details of what the people find in the first one and how everything happened.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And? The original is fav scary movie EVAR
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I wouldn't kill you. I'm tempted to try it
Mary Elizabeth Winstead makes anything better.
Hell I was surprised to remember she was in Live Free Or Die Hard. I shoulda remembered that,
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
So anything new?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
4 white guys carved into a mountain?
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Finebaum callers vs Giorgio from Ancient Aliens.
WHO WINS.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That would epic though.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be epic.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
nah that's stonemountain
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 18, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW THE SOUTH WAS MADE.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Stone mountain laser show is epic
I’m glad squidbillies gets it.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
saw it dozens of time as a small child, never understood any particular meaning
but when those dudes on the horses carved in the side of the mountain start riding off, I thought it was the most amazing thing ever
1st of the 6th season.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, I need to watch more Squidbillies
(This is actually what 4th of July looked like at Stone Mountain)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate Extraterrestrial Nazis.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
"Hello, I represent a certain famous basic cable network. Are you interested in becoming a prominent commentator?
I think you’ve got that intangible something that we need."
I thought Teddy Roosevelt carved it into the side of the mountain with his mustache to celebrate killing a Honey Badger with nothing but a soup spoon and his right testicle.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
speaking of testicles, this scared me just hearing about it on my morning radio show
http://deadspin.com/5850696/wont-you-help-the-man-with-the-100+pound-scrotum
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
Very interesting combo
A little Latin with a little Wisconsin.
Melted cheese, Jalapenos, Jose Cuervo. Pureed and served in a glass rimmed with cayenne
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I've had Cuervo with tabasco in it.
not bad, actually
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I throw a little cuervo in my pico de gallo
Nice touch and makes the ingredients blend when you don’t have time to make it ahead of time.
I walked in on my friend making margaritas with Jose Black
She was lucky she has boobs
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Did that once with a Paton reserve
Thereafter learned the difference in sipping tequila and the others
So uh yeah. I am actually excited to see the new Paranormal Activity
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
I still haven't seen parts 1 or 2
And now the sequel every year thing making me even less interested.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
PA 1 > PA 2
Which will likely be > PA 3. Although the trailer does look pretty freaky.
Imma hang up and listen
PA 2 did a great job of tying the two together
But I’m being lured by them saying the last 15 minutes of part 3 will mess you up for life really has me intrigued
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I have an unreasonable fear of the Bloody Mary legend, even now in my 20's
When I saw that in the trailer, it was automatic nightmare fuel.
Imma hang up and listen
WILL NOT SEE.
On principle.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to keep it up yo.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
CHEESE
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
The hell?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
Just realized they are making a Puss In Boots movie?
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey! That was my favorite character!
Like the Penguins of Madagascar TV show.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
hey, they were the best part of a shitty airplane movie
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The first Shrek was genius.
All the successors have been unrelenting towers of yak feces.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Those penguins were the best part of however many Madagascar films I've sat through
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Yes. Penguins, awesome.
Puss ‘n’ Boots, otoh, is Antonio Banderas chewing cartoon scenery.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought you were trying to take away my penguins.
I was not letting you have them without a fight.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Is he bankrupt or something?
How the hell is there gonna be a whole movie about the stupid cat?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
No talking about that 14 yard catch to get FIU out of the endzone,
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
why would you challenge that of all things?
it’s not like they’re playing tennessee
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Hey the 6-4-2 is highly effective
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they were running the 6-4-5
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3-0 in the second?
Excellent.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
does it seem comfortingly familiar?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WILLIAM GHOLSTON PUNCH OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Too many pass plays
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Not enough pulling guards manball.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
So are they saying...
Frampton came alive on his fair catch punt return?
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WAHHHHHH, WAH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHHHH
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Not sure
Hey refs, won’t you show me the way?
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Hour left in class
23 minutes of battery life…
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Porn.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
What's he gonna do with the other 18 minutes of battery life?
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shut it off to unstick the keyboard
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
hey oh!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
someone forgot the power cable?
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Is something wrong with the cable?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
by Yail Bloor on Oct 18, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the machines in the Matrix could power themselves using human heat/bioeletricity,
you should be able to conjure up something in 23 minutes.
You must power down every non-essential program now!
Anything class related needs to go.
Shift+A
HAPPY SUNBEAST TUESDAY!
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BESTIALITY TUESDAYS!
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by Londonjoe on Oct 18, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, it's football on a Tuesday night.
It doesn’t have to be good, just has to be football.
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I totally agree with this.
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I am watching every minute
I would never care that it isnt good.
I love this.
Another missed FG imminent?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
DEMON WOLVES
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
SUNBEAST DINK AND DUNK
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW
outdated, but true. fuck yeah!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
Did said woman actually have a shot at the NFL player?
And who was it?
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not Eli Manning, according to recent straw polls
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this guy gave her box seats with his family, called her, emailed her
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
cardinals
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that explains it.
The Cardinals have trouble scoring even when it’s handed to them.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU. Here is the proof
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by Grizzly_Adams on Oct 18, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thassa rec
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
One from me, as well.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I gave a sploosh...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is I guess is also sploosh
only with semen.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
x
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to rec it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
At school?
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she's graduated
knew this guy in high school.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
she went here though
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh, nicely done, sirrah!
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You shoulda showed up as her date to one of those.
/prepares imaginary popcorn
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
If I didn't live in a nother state, I absolutely would have.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
differing degrees of difficulty there
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don't you all downplay my achievement
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
We just want to know exactly how awesome you are.
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Bridget Moynahan is still trying to get back at Tom?
Not sure that counts any longer.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Always counts when it is Bridget Moynahan
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I am a big fan of Mistake Baby Momma
But couldn’t layoff the cheap joke.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
So the backup longsnapper?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Inverted veer!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
Dick's Pawn shop has a new store yo, lets all go!
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
So I just looked at the picture on this post...
What the hell is wrong with the guy’s face in the background? Is that shopped in, just a weird/bad angle of something, or what? ’Cause wow does that guy messed up.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
I think it's a necklace going up and covering part of his face.
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His bag of jewgold around his neck.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Both and derp.
Derp a derp.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn and Florida from Saturday night would like to vote "defensive battle."
But in reality know that it’s more likely the latter.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 18, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
even more fitting than incompetence
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
B1G Auditions?
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hilton is too fast.....
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So they are both future NFL wide receivers?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither does who will draft him.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a private question
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by Londonjoe on Oct 18, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
recflag
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we might find out this season with the ULTRA MEGA DUAL QUARTERBACK BORGESFENSE
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The fullback is a very important position
In the midwest.
Funny you should mention that
Was listening to a Lions radio show the other day. Some dude said they should go after a “bruising fullback” to complement what they have on offense.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently they just traded for some dude on the Browns
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Um... just checked... not some dude on the Browns...
Ronnie Brown. That’ll do.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
That's what I was just checking on...
because the Cleveland media has been making wild guesses at the Browns trading Hillis, and I was scurred
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oh, cleveland media
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He'll never regain his form from last year. Trade him.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I dunno, he can catch the ball, and Hardesty is injury-prone.
Gotta keep him around, I think, especially since he isn’t a huge salary issue
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doesn't he want a new contract?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Everybody wants a new contract for more money.
He isn’t the kind of guy to hold out for it, though.
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I think he's a pretty good player
but if he’s trying to get paid like he’s going to play like he did last year all the time, forget it.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Yeah-
he could be an average feature back, but last year was a combination of people not fearing the Browns and him getting tons of carries. Plus, he was great early, and petered out late
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With him, LeShoure, and Best I think we're set.
IN THEORY.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Right now it's just Ronnie.
I’m sick of “next year”. Even if Best is out for an extended time, I think we’re good for this year by adding Ronnie.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Much better than "some dude on the Browns"
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sounds like someone spends a lot of time on NDnation
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Hilton is down, oh shit.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
600 comments on a Tuesday evening
Sirrahs (and madams), do we have nothing better to do? (No)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
class?
nahhh
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, this.
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Follow @Paige2PSU
I went to the gym...and...yeah.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still sore a little from Sunday.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanted to do this. I planned to do this.
Then I worked late, made it a 12 hour shift, grabbed food and ate it and saw football.
Now I guess Im working out tomorrow
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I also sat in traffic for 40 minutes over 5 miles...so there's that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
FOOTBALLLLLLLLL
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Football > All.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What could be better
Than footbaw??
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
Yes, this!
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Shameless self-promotion?
LOL!
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Fine, fine hate. I approve.
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Good one!
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a shit ton of stuff to do
But I wouldn’t classify any of it as “better”
Imma hang up and listen
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by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Don't let it sit in your mouth
Make sure it rolls down the back of your throat. Head back. Open Wide. That’s what I do
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
uh, swallow?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well she said it.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I assumed that assumed
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Swallowing is never assumed, son.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
maybe in your circles
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you must not know the right people.
It’s impolite to spit out things from your mouth in front of company.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
exactly
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In some cultures it's considered a sign of respect.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
One of our female friend's method is
Put shot in mouth, spit said shot on the nearest dude.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This girl I once knew had a method too.
Put shot glass on table
Lean over
Wrap mouth around entire shot glass
Jerk upright and throw head back
Swallow
Lean forward and deposit shot glass on table
Look around at all the guys staring at her with lust
Smirk
Get up and go dance with a girl.
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Evil lesbian drunk is one HELL of a wingman, though, I tell you want.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, she wasn't a lesbian.
She was an equal opportunity tease.
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In January.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, indeed.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Oct 18, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not a little scared.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
so, a lot scared? or not at all scared?
of what now?
what?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
damned fat fingers.
NOW a little scared. But I think I could handle it.
/yes knew was from the wire
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
right, ok.
I have spreadsheet brain from earlier today.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I sat in a meeting from 10am until 4am.
I…don’t know.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, that's a long meeting.
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yes...that's how bad it is.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck meetings?
/Phrasing.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
this.... this is why you have agendas
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
there were.
and bitching.
and yelling
and bitching.
and 7 buildings, of 6 floors a piece.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
An 18-hour meeting?
How you haven’t quit by now, I have no idea.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 18, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Dayum.
Thats a long ass meeting
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The hell?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
too young to have watched it
/ducks
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You ain't too young to buy the damn DVDs, son.
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pfft. DVD's? what are those?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And if you've got XBox Live
HBO2GO will be there by Xmas.
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Something is wrong woth the .gif
Its just the top half for me.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't know who Omar is?
THIS BOY NEEDS SAVING? CAN I GET AN AMEN?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Alas, I lost touch and haven't heard from her in about 8 years.
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I also have a female friend that has done that
The first time one of my friends ever turned me on
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilford Brimley bukkake party!
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are we still talking about shots?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
The question is shots of what.
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I think this could be easily misconstrued.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
you could do it. We might already have learned these steps
At least, perhaps some of us may have heard about this
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it'll help the sixteen year old who shows up around here
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I never drank as a minor ever
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither.
And I’m not sure I’ll drink when I’m over 21. All I know of alcohol is from reading this site.
Live to fly!
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does that mean under 18?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't say legal minor.
There was some point in your life before your first drink. For some of us it was circa 18, for others it was circa 8, but there was a time. And for those who read this sight, we should offer some instruction.
Legal
But seriously, I didn’t drink until I was in college
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought you were being sarcastic.
To be serious, I drank before college but never to the point of being drunk. Waited till college for that.
I was being sarcastic. But once college came. Game fucking over.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't drink much before college.
Occasional champagne at an event, plus a couple of celebrations with HS friends.
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Same here,
but I’ve made up for that.
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I started drinking at the end of my freshman year in college
Then it escalated. I only remember about a third of my sophomore year at any given time. Which third of it that I remember also shifts around as time goes by.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The fastest way that it goes from the glass to your belly.
That’s the best way.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I feel like I've regressed.
The first shot I ever took was a double of some bottom shelf whiskey. It was horrible. But it went down real quick.
Since then, I mess it up every time and there’s always a little left in the glass and it just burns like hell and ugh. I’m old.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I used to be able to do shots,
now I can’t anymore. But I prefer to pace myself most of the time!
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Where's the salt and where's the lime
Essential elements to the shot.
Fucking rank amateur.
Those are called “training wheels” for a reason.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yes, that's tequila
Not a shot gal. Way too old for that and really like beer (and a good red like tonight).
Yuck no vomit.
Tequila evil do not want.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 18, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, this.
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This. bad things. bad bad things.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ALWAYS.
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EVERY FUCKING TIME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
DEEEEELICIOUS.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I learned to take tequila
But it has to be quality tequila. I spewed all over after a shot from a $10 bottle
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You only need a few tequila shots to get what you want out of it anyway
Tequila drunk is… special.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmm, raeg
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Way better than Wine drunk
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Nonsense
Wine drunk is jolly and verbose. The hangover on the other hand…
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
You're right
I grouped the 2 together. But wine drunk is about the most fun I’ve had. We had Boxed Wine Races last year and are planning it again. I have to defend
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
A good tequila requires none of the above.
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 18, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
good tequila...
talk about conflicting words – these are diametrically opposed
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
they aren't. but bad bad things.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Well interesting
There are some younger people here, right? With that said, I’ve taught this to experienced drinkers who said they’d never heard of it and that it made a world of difference, so I’ll write the post and see if it is new to you.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure it will be new to me.
I had no idea there was a technique.
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Is there anyone in the commentariat who couldn't already teach a master course in this subject?
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by allicolls on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The triumphant return of Aunt Stabitha and Tuesday Night Footbaw?
A shitty day just got instantly better!
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by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 18, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
T-7 minutes
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
PROGRAMMING NOTE
New Chopped in 30.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
I have no idea what that is.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Food Network's best show.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never watched the food network.
All I watch is Discovery Channel, Adult Swim, and sports.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Try it out tonight
It’s like football of the cooking world.
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm... Chopped or more SUNBEAST...
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
those that know, know
BTW: I got to two spots on Alton Brown’s Feasting on Asphalt while on the trip to Baton ROuge!
Andouille sausage store, and a dive awesome seafood restaurant
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Awesome!
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by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 18, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I had fried gator, fried catfish, fried hushpuppies, fried boudin balls and fried shrimp
MMmmmmmmmmm
I think I will make something with the Andouille this weekend
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Love the show
Your basket is: Grass clippings, blue cheese, yeast, and turtle meat
/makes five star dish in 10 minutes
Imma hang up and listen
one minute left of power
GOODBYE
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by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
WE WILL MISS YOU
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop, Dave. Stop.
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by Yail Bloor on Oct 18, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Planned power outage?
Where is this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
His laptop battery in seminar
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I'm on twitter, though infrequently
He'll likely be back in half an hour
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Shame on him for being on EDBDS during class.
I would kill him if he were my student.
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I've never brought a computer to class
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I only did when I had a presentation
or we were doing serious TeXing
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If I ever did a break down of grades pre bringing computer in class and post bringing computer in class
I would cry like a baby. So I choose not to.
Imma hang up and listen
Yeah, besides the fact that it seems very rude to the professor
I am still unconvinced that there is anything that can be done on the computer to take notes that I can’t do on the computer.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I let my undergrads bring their computers to class,
but try to bust them if they’re on facebook or something.
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I would have disliked you then
If I feel like I understand what’s happening, or don’t particularly care about the class, best beleive I messed around. Hell I used to play cash poker during my shittier classes in college
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Well, I wouldn't be teaching
one of your shittier classes, now would I? No, because I’m awesome!
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But then again, I was always fairly quick to learn things
so most of the time I would understand fast and just ignore all the reviewing and reteaching and stuff.
But also, some days, even in my best classes, I just couldnt care less or couldnt motivate to listen.
But Im sure the class you teach is awesome
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Of course it is!
LOL!
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Honestly, I don't know why y'all bother.
In high school? Sure. They’re there by mandate, and you’re “responsible” for them.
In college? If they want to throw their money away, I figure that’s their business. If they can screw off during class time and still turn in the work and pass the tests? Then no reason to cramp their style.
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It can be distracting,
if they’re laughing and I haven’t said something funny.
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Well, that's different.
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I agree with this.
Even worse is law school professors trying to get the internet turned off in classrooms so people can’t play around. Um, that also prevents me from looking up cases/statutes/model rules and other useful thinks, fuckwad. Also, I’m an adult and I’m paying a shitload to be here.
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THIS
Why do profs care what I do in their class, as long as it doesnt disrupt? The only person it could possibly hurt is me.
I had a teacher who would send GTA's around the classroom to monitor laptop usage
If they found someone on Facebook, EDSBS, etc. they would yell loudly and kick them out. How the fuck is that not disruptive?
Imma hang up and listen
If you're not being disruptive,
I don’t know you’re doing it. If you are being disruptive, I’m going to be on your ass.
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That's what I'm saying
If I smirk in the back of the classroom, who cares? I let out one laugh in a small lecture room reading EDSBS once, and covered it up with a cough. The TA kinda glared at me and mentioned it later, but I was enough of a participant for it to not really matter.
I think it depends on the class.
Grad school or a 300/400 level class? Let the students do what they want.
An intro class full of freshmen? The discipline can’t hurt. I had too many friends drop out of college (or at least withdraw for the semester) because they found themselves in a completely unstructured environment.
Little things like disallowing laptops in Calc 1 (why the hell do you need a laptop in a math class?) help establish the habits that allow kids to succeed later on.
In a real math class, it's practically essential
Between Maple/MatLab/Mathematica, TeX, and a myriad of other things.
In Calc I, not so much.
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Big deal.
You’re in college. It’s grown up time. If you can’t function without being babysat, then you SHOULD drop out and go answer customer service calls or wait tables.
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No, I agree. The ultimate responsibility is the individual kid.
That said, Universities once provided considerable structure, in part by giving professors near-dictatorial powers over their classrooms. That structure (simple things like just respecting the lecture) can help an 18 year-old kid a lot.
I'm not sure that belief is accurate.
Because once upon a time, a college education meant something. Now it’s almost less relevant than a non-GED diploma was when I graduated high school, and I’m not even kidding.
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Perhaps that decline in value is in part because of the decline in demands made by universities on the students?
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
And the fact that there are threeve colleges per square mile now
Not even including online campuses
Imma hang up and listen
But you're implying that more discipline and structure leads to more success.
I’m arguing that more discipline and structure leads to more “shit, this isn’t for me” dropouts.
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by Boozy McHound on Oct 18, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I do things as a prof,
that would have pissed me off as an undergrad. I may require attendance, but it’s only 1% of the grade.
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I love classes that require attendance
That’s one thing I actually am good about is going to class, whether I’m lol’ng at Orson’s articles or not
Imma hang up and listen
Hence raising the value of a degree,
as it actually offers employers some notion of student quality?
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Now? A degree just means you showed up and paid. You know how there’s the sense that college is now just a way to separate you from your money? Wait until HR departments reach the conclusion that a degree is only ONE possible indication that you’re capable of putting forth effort, and stop requiring degrees for half the jobs out there that currently require them.
That day’s coming, sooner than later, and everyone carrying student loans is going to revolt.
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Pah, this may sound a little inconsistent on my part,
but if you took out a loan for college, used it to get an anthropology degree, and are now pissed about your financial situation I have noooo sympathy for you.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and you didn't plan on going to graduate school
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This is true.
Though, I personally cannot imagine graduating from grad school in anthropology carrying dept from undergrad. That’s a significant financial burden.
If you love academia, that’s cool. Just, don’t complain about the finances of it; you knew what you were getting into.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't have to go into academia though, particularly with the masters
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That is true. I don't mean to single out anthropology.
Perhaps Women Studies is a better example. What do you do outside of academia with that?
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing. unless you took a stats class and knocked the interview out of the park with Bain
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So true!
But you can actually get a degree with my program out of undergrad and you can’t do the work without at least a college degree.
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We hired a gal to work the phones who's a recent grad
in Philosophy.
I’m tempted to ask her how that’s working out for her.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think there are plenty of merits to receiving a liberal arts education
People should realize that making tons of cash might not be one of them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
False
My intimate familiarity with Immanuel Kant has convinced my bank(s) to give less of a shit about my loan repay OH JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME ALREADY
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Just tell them
it’s a categorical imperative that they let you out of your loan. After all, the federal government bailed them out.
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Making tons of cash?
Her peers are the DeVry Tech crowd. She chose poorly.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a liberal arts education is awesome,
but this goes back to it being HARD.
There are plenty of jobs that don’t require a specific skill set straight out of college, and if you have a liberal arts degree from a quality, difficult program, then you have demonstrated yourself to be a potentially valuable employee.
If you got have an A average in philosophy from a typical public university, I wouldn’t be impressed. The A is the new C.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Liberal arts colleges teach awesome skills that presently cannot be quantified
It may be the difference between your CEO fucking up and ruining the company and him/her standing his ground and averting distaster in the name of a drop in profits. Valuable? Yes. Is that value necessarily recognized in terms of hiring, promotion, and compensation? Hell fucking no.
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I agree.
A quality liberal arts degree IS valuable.
However, most liberal arts degrees (and, given, I’m using UF as a standard of reference, but I figure its reasonably representative) don’t require much in the way of critical thinking, writing, or basic research (finding and synthesizing information). All too often, liberal arts programs are rubber-stamping degree mills where little learning happens and grades mean very little.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LA degrees have gone down hill in the last 20+ years.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
key difference between liberal arts programs and schools there
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Ah, very true.
A distinction I failed to make.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true.
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I'll put this more succinctly
Most liberal arts degrees now are basically “Grades 12.1, 12.5, 12.7, and 13”.
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Here's my take
Getting a liberal arts degree from a decent school shows that you’re willing to work and learn how to work within a system. A lot of the time you dont get career specific experience, but you provide potential employers with a good foundation upon which to build. It’s also important to remember the role that internships and externships now play in education.
How many resumes from just-graduated people
have you read lately that looked like they were written by sixth-graders?
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sadly, not that many (works for academic)
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I'm not counting anything at UF as a liberal arts school
Meant as no offense to UF, of course. But I don’t think a liberal arts major at a large state university is comparable to a degree from a dedicated liberal arts college. I have nothing against large state universities (I am going to one right now), but it’s different when it’s your major within a university framework vs. liberal arts is your framework and your major is just a small concentration within that framework.
I don’t know anything about crappy liberal arts colleges though. They might be bad.
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I agree completely.
There is a difference. After all, a Liberal Arts college has to maintains its reputation; a Liberal Arts program is degraded by the need to mint graduates.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
unless you like investment banking
which, in addition to consulting, is pretty much all that liberal arts majors DO
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well those are lawschool grads
and aren’t technically people, so, you know, I forgot about them. sue me. there’s also Finance MBA’s, which you can do right after undergrad.
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true
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Just like you shouldn't say "fuck me with a chainsaw" when talking to Craig James.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell, it's already here
My job (fairly decent) had zero college requirements.
Imma hang up and listen
Only because you require state certification.
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and they are pushing for MS to get licensed towards the end of this decade
more classes does not a better engineer make.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Not all employers require the state certification for new hires
But I was going for the fact that, at least in the engineering school here, you cannot expect to get good grades by simply showing up and paying dues, AND expect to be employed after graduation.
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most engineering schools have at least one or two classes
that make sure you really want to be an engineer and are not in it for the hot groupies.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
ND CPEG had "junior year".
I still get the shakes thinking about it.
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Were you CPEG/CS? What year?
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Jesus I'm old.
’00 CPEG. You dodged the biggest bullet – Edwin Sha went to Texas after I graduated. He was sadistic… knew he was overloading us to an absurd extent and just. did. not. care. I mean, I learned that material to an incredible extent but it nearly killed me. haha
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gotcha
Yeah, ours was no picnic either, but at least some of our CS classes were a bit jokey.
The EE ones were still ridiculous
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
LOL Signals and Systems I
We all would have failed if not for the curve. As it was, the teacher made us retake our 1st test because the scores were SO BAD.
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I loved signals and systems here
But it was usually the CPEs that didn’t like it as much
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I would be a power person
but UVA doesn’t have that discipline. So I moved on the next best thing: controls and/or data processing
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Fuck my SigSys professor with a rake.
Smug asshole who couldn’t teach his way out of a paper bag, so those of us who didn’t just “get it” were screwed.
What’s worse is that I could actually use a working knowledge of that sort of material in my current job, but I can’t remember any of it b/c it was my worst class in my hardest semester.
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People said Gen. Chem was one of ours, but I called bullshit on that one
It was E-mag, Re-mag, or 3-mag, depending on how many shots you took, Calc 2 sucked, and MSE. Each engineering major had a couple of “you sure you want to do this?” courses, too.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Hot groupies?
I was in the wrong major.
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Hottest groupies are in Comp Sci grad school.
by cantcatchuf on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
lolwut
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He said "hottest"
Note that doesn’t actually mean “hot”
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and don't forget the limits aspect...
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor wording...
strike “actually” and replace with “necessarily”
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suck up
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there's always that one asshole who throw's off the curve...
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The engineering equivalent of the gunner.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
sigh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
not always
sometimes there is a class that you just understand the material and it doesn’t require much effort.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
no. no you weren.t
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhhhh hunny.
You know when you get divorced from alli I’m swooping in.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, the weeder classes.
Fall semester junior year (by the sample schedule they give you at MSU) was pure evil for EEs. Nonlinear circuits, control systems, and E&M – better known as Hell Term. (I ended up shuffling that around quite a bit; in fact, I think I managed to get all three of those in separate semesters.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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Yup
I have one prof who said the first day he considers using the Internet during class as “deceptive” because you’re pretending to pay attention and therefore he will kick you out for being on the Internet.
No one’s tested the “I was looking something up on Lexis” defense yet.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Depends on how the class is taught.
Professor uses board? Laptop is useless.
Professor works primarily off of computer (as is the case in some Computer Science classes)? Laptop is great.
Use whatever medium the professor is using. Then you can keep up with them.
Well, obviously if you're in CS then that's something else
But for the average lecture, pen and paper at least for me is much better in terms of ease and retaining info.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Can also be true for slides.
If you take notes inside power point or something similar, its easier to keep up (lest you print out all the slides.. which is an option, I suppose).
I actually am that guy who prints everything out..
(though I understand those that don’t)
Trees? Fuck trees, that’s why!
Even for me as a CS major
the vast majority of the time I took my notes with pen and paper. For whatever reason, I seem to retain it better that way.
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by The Missing T on Oct 18, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
while(CS class) {
downloadTeachersNotes();
diskAroundInClass();
drink();
profit();
}
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Disking around can give you viruses.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me, too.
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I grew up in a time before IDEs and typo highlighting.
A more civilized age, when one typo would give you $THREEVE compile errors.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I wrote all my C in vi
So, I know of this.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SEGFAU… oh. God fucking damnit that was 11 not 12.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 18, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Null persp
It applies to me, too.
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According to STATISTICS
If you write something down, you’re 2x more likely to remember it
Or something like that.
Imma hang up and listen
What if my retention chances were greater than 50%?
Would I remember the lesson even better than it was taught?
if you read the textbook?
potentially. but so few people do it.
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I hate spending the money
But textbooks have saved my ass more times than I can count
Imma hang up and listen
I ILL them.
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I may have sat down at my desk with a large book
and started transcribing it to teach myself a complicated topic.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
that's when I started getting good grades
when I started doing the reading
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Hallelujah!
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well really good grades
I already was doing all right
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Who would have guessed reading and writing would pay off?
-Homer Jay Simpson.
/Sr quote?
//Sr quote.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 18, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, this is just true no matter what.
The reason people stare at me in horrorawe over my knowledge of smaller school shit is because I basically did/do something very similar to that.
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Depends on the type of learner you are
but definitely true for me. If I wrote out my equation sheet for the exam, I’d never ever have to look at it. But blow off writing it, and I’d forget.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Computer running out of power. Could have worded it better.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Izzy Alcantara agrees
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
The 1998 undefeated Tulane team had Rich Rod as its offensive coordinator.
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Tulane winning games?
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that Tommy Bowden?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Yep, got hired by Clemson pretty soon after.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Yep
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
there's no hate quite like Cleveland Hate
http://www.esquire.com/features/whore-of-akron-book-excerpt-1111-2#ixzz1b9itnhzJ
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We hold grudges like none other
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"Whore of Akron?"
I forgot that recent Biblical scholarship is now considering Babylon not a metaphor for Rome, but for the NBA
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 18, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick question
Why is it supposed to be worse that the Red Sox drank in the dugout instead of the clubhouse? The only problem with drinking in the clubhouse, as far as I can tell, is that they’re not watching the game. Who gives a shit if they have a beer in the dugout?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
We drank in the dugout in high school. the coach approved.
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my take is it basically says "we don't give a cat's ass about the team's game going on here". But that is me. And I am not over the top about it
proud to be Orange. What conference am I in now?
i mean, it's just one game
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Baseball is basically a drinking game anyhow.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Fuck, in our kickball league there are people who drink in the field.
Our team saves it for the dugout, at least.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Give Arky State some time, people.
He called timeout with like 3 seconds
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
FIELD GOAL KNOWHOW F-F-F-F-FIELD GOAL KNOW HOW
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Katie Hnida disagrees.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
She never attempted a FG
and was a scorching 2-3 on XPs.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
she could kick for Mizzou, that's for sure
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WHY U LOSE TO ETSU, ELON, AND SISTERS OF THE POOR AND BEAT #2 TEAM IN COUNTRY?
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And Texas Tech.
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She was terrible
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
That's not true.
Why, just the other week someone was talking about watching girls play EVERY position.
In lingerie.
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Lucy Draper disagrees.
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Nick Mangold's sister really disagrees.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Late reply to say
I once had a fantasy football team named “Holley Mangold’s Jockstrap.”
I am a horrible person.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 19, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
It's good!!!
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Nice kick
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
Nice kick
Honestly beautiful.
by Proud Defender of Academic Integrity on Oct 18, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
The neckbeard.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
RUSSEL WILSON FER HEISMAN
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
GAME ON THE LINE IN OVERTIME?
WILSON THROWS DIRECTLY TO THE SAFETY IN DOUBLE COVERAGE.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah. this.
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The halftime show scrolling wheel o' ranked teams in the background
it is out of date.
/watches (12)GT roll by
//has a sad
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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GT's defense still sucks?
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PJ doesn't give a shit. He should probably consider giving a shit.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, their offense is basically their defense, essentially
but they need to be better,
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Nonsense.
/gives up another 9-yard run up the middle
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by The Missing T on Oct 18, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ALLEGEDLY.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Grohmentum
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
THE SUNBEAST IS EVOLVING
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
THEY NAMED THEMSELVES THE SUNBEAST
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
Recs on recs.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
hate? not indifference?
it’s not like Calipari is capable of actually winning anything.
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Ultimate trolling
was when someone asked him last year what it was like going to his first Final Four.
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by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 18, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hah!
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Haha.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a depressing thought to think about how much money he's made off of those
Imma hang up and listen
237. Not "Real Americans"
he’d probably totally say that
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He has a lot of these books right?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 18, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Only devised 17 reasons to hate Austin Peay.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well really,
who cares about Austin Peay?
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/Sees Keenum gutting ECU highlights
/Chugs bleach/.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
4 more dimensions than it should be in.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
says the guy who's watching FIU and Ark. State
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by Yail Bloor on Oct 18, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Watching is perhaps overstating my involvement.
I’ve been “working” for the last half hour.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
HAIL SUNBEAST, LORD OF A THOUSAND SCHOOLS.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
SUNBEAST COMMANDS FEALTY TO TUESDAY NIGHT BESTIALITY
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Pretty sure that Sunsphere does not allow the worshiping of other sun-related overlords.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
/tennessee loses to Vandy
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SUNBEAST, SUNSPHERE, AND SUN ARE TRINITY
SUNSPHERE IS THE HOLY SUN SPIRIT
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
PROPHET OF SUNGOD
ST. JOHN THE SUNBAPTIST, IF YOU WILL
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you know you can get beta carotene poisoning from Sunny D?
you have to drink a LOT of Sunny D
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UNPOSSIBLE BETA CAROTENE IS THE GREATEST THING EVER
AND YOU SHOULD CONSUME THREEVE GRAMS A DAY TO WARD OFF CANCER THE FDA SAYS SO
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IT FILLS THE BAPTISMAL URN
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell naw, in Knoxville they're baptized by immersion
It washes over them like the Holy Sun Sphere-it
INDEED -- THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS FOR THOSE IN THE HALE OF SUNSPHERE ITSELF
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Our Sunsphere, who art in Knoxville,
Hallowed be thy gold.
Thy king-dome come,
Thy will be done,
In Lubbock as it is in Knoxville.
Give us this day our daily football,
And forgive us our hoopyball,
as we forgive those who play hoopyball against us.
And lead us not into a playoff,
But deliver us from Nick Saban.
For thine is the king-dome, the power, and the glory forever and ever. Amen.
by RubTheRock on Oct 18, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THE SUNBEAST DEMANDS FIELD GOALS
MORE FIELD GOALS UPON THE ALTAR YE PEONS.
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X
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by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 18, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS
HE LOOKS HAPPY TO BE A RAIDER
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
I think the guy sitting next to me,
has on a really nice cologne. I keep getting little wiffs of it. Not wearing a wedding ring either.
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Triggers man, like the freaking chirps of a polecat on a stick.
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Where you posting from?
And is he cute? You could always pull a Stubob and post his picture for the commentariat’s approval.
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hah this.
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Hard to tell,
since he’s talking to the guy on the other side of him, and haven’t seen much of his face. And no, I’m not going to post a picture!
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Oh and Buffalo Wild Wings,
of course.
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of course. I'm sure he has a nice trailer.
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the way his rat tail flutters under the fan
it’s like a horses’ tail whisking flies away.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 18, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
No rat tail,
I can definitely see that.
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It's the possum musk that's clearly setting him apart.
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Yes, possum musk
really does it for me.
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clearly!
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I forgot to use the sarcasm font.
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So the placement ads work, then.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It's 40 cent wing night.
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that's kind of expensive
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The beers cost more each
than the wings did.
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we have a 25 cent wing night. that's a hell of a deal.
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Much better.
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biker bar. but fun if you're a regular.
really, really good food.
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I've never had issues at biker bars...
They are awesome.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
this is more of a weekend warrior place anyway
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I must come see.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding.
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The hell you say.
/preparesforfourthmeal
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
But how will we be able to make fun of your crush with no picture?
Poo.
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Apparently I forgot to turn on the sarcasm light.
DO NOT pull a Stubob and post a picture of him.
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But what if he's wearing a 5000x5000 suit of armor?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Only acceptable if there's 35% nipple showing.
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totally worth it
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Talking to a guy?
Even money odds he’s gay.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw, he was talking football a little while ago.
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Means nothing
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I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Still smells nice though?
Odds have only changed to 3:1
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody's gonna dispute that...
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one of my best gay friends played D1 football
knows way more about it than I do.
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Gay guys like football too.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry guys,
I meant that as a joke. Stereotypes are bad for a reason.
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Clearly liking penis and liking football are not mutually exclusive!
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by allicolls on Oct 18, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, after all, USC has fans.
/burn
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I'd pay good money for SKLM to show up RIGHT NOW.
I have my popcorn all ready and everything.
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he's not articulate beyond Lane the Brain comments
I long for their articulate, knowledgable fanbase to show up around here.
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Lane Kiffin is the best recruiter in college football. An offensive mastermind.
And if Ole Miss had given Orgeron 18 more years, he would have been winning national titles.
Imma hang up and listen
You fail.
You didn’t even incorporate one single over-exuberant ellipsis.
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That's a generous description of confused Raiders transplants who wander into the Coliseum.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, duh!
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Indeed!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I was a straight female before hanging out with Chloe.
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liar
there are no women on the internet
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and after?
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't switched teams.
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I'm still straight too...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
it was the Phrasing, I had to ask.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand.
Just didn’t want to start any rumors.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Judging from the overwhelming response the comment got,
I think maybe the commentariat is saying something.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
football's one thing
if he starts talking about musical theater though you better run (SARCASM!!!)
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Are you kidding?
I love to talk musical theatre!
/Maybe there’s a reason why I’m still single?
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see sarcasm. my dad's a huge musical theater fan
though I’ll be honest I only recently started going when they moved to within a stone’s throw of london
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I thought you were referring to the EDSBS conversation
last week or so about musicals and Disney movies.
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I don't remember. I've been under a rock with threeve presentations and a few articles getting up for pub.
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Understand.
I’m there myself.
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Paging LSUFreek
LSUFreek to the white courtesy phone.
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Oklahoma!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
/Boomer
//Sooner
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[...]
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////plays boomer sooner
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Soundtrack by Pantera
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Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, what?
Do we have a female user who attracts hot gay guys?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
um....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so....
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they called me "bait"
but I am male.
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you are bait.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll accept straight bait that I can swoop in on as well.
/puts on cologne
//hopes it covers up desperation
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
you would get to meet my rich gay friends who are very dear people.
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Can I meet them too?
My best gay friends all moved to Texas. I miss them.
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Come visit!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
mine all moved to wilmington so I don't see them very often.
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yes. yes it is.
expensive though.
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Wilmington, NC?
Delaware? Where???
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NC
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I love Wilmington,
My best friend got married on Wrightsville Beach. We used to have so much fun there.
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No clue,
never been there. Heard of it though. Think it’s made up?
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It's a mystical place
where companies form corporations so it’s hard to sue them up good.
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HIVED
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a corporation's mother?
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and when it starts to push back as it has the past couple of years everybody gets disoriented
like a dog that’s been hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
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The appendix of the Eastern Seaboard
No one knows what it does, and probably wouldn’t miss it if it were removed correctly. But if it explodes, lots of pain.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Well, seems like we need to arrange some more hanging out.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You got some gay friends for me?
Hooray!
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Hey, I need them more than you...
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Mobile is a lovely place to visit!
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Mobile is a Lovely place to get lunch!
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I need to come visit you.
I love the beach!
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Their tomato bisque is the absolute shit.
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true, and the seafood bisque is also the bomb
AKA the “seafood sauce” of the Eggs Cathedral in place of Hollandaise.
I know y’all have other restaurants, but with my loyalty to SoT and the Brick Pit, I hardly ever get to try them.
all seriousness, are there places I should try?
I mean other than Wintzell’s and the other obvious fried seafood places.
Hmmmm
Long list of places I like and eat regularly: Bike Shop/Liquid – half is Mexican, half is sushi, you can order some of both; Fuego – Mexican fusion; True/True Midtown Kitchen – one is an upscale French/American fusion restaurant and the other is its more reasonably priced sister; Foosackly’s – the local chicken finger place; The Shed – BBQ; Master Joe’s (Fairhope) – sushi; Callaghan’s – Irish pub with excellent burgers; Butch Cassidy’s – the other best burger in town; Cafe 615 – best Sunday brunch.
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many thanks, cut and pasted
The Shed better than Brick Pit? On Ribs? If so, based on smoke or sauce? (I think Brick Pit just so-so on sauce, but always does the smoke/rub perfect on the ribs.)
I'm not a fan of the Shed. The Brick Pit would be more original Mobile.
the Shed is Mississippi…
Though, the Shed does have like the best potato salad evAr.
But alli’s list is right along with mine. NoJa is pretty good too if you’re looking for upscale.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Left out NoJa only because my broke ass doesn't know from experience.
Cortlandt’s was my favorite restaurant in town, until Cortlandt once again could only handle the cooking end of it and failed at the business end.
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Yeah, tis a shame.
I live 2 blocks from Cortlandt’s. Cream & Sugar is pretty good – and they have a Conecah Sausage Breakfast Burrito for like $3.50… – and you can get 20% off if you check in on facebook.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I like both of them.
I usually go to the Shed with my parents and sister, and we order the sampler platter which has 7 different meats, and it’s enough for the 4 of us. Their ribs are really tender.
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Callaghan's.
get the bacon cheeseburger medium rare.
It’s orgasmic.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
//eats monitor
///does not taste like meat
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dew Drop Inn
for old-fashioned hotdog joint.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do I know these places?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And your yearly quota of red dye #9.
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Yeah, well Fuck Clemson.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This goes here
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
In Soviet 2011 College Football Season Clemson fuck you.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be patient
The meltdown is as inevitable as Rex Grossman’s pooper last week was.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
That some kind of eastern thing man?
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
If you understood what Fuck Clemson really meant
which some people don’t, admittedly, you probably wouldn’t be offended by it at all.
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he's only familiar with Fuck Clemson's later work
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by Yail Bloor on Oct 18, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure I understand it better than most.
Things are going good, finally starting to believe a corner has been turned, that we’re good, then when that corner is turned…
Hmm... do I really need a home?
I can just go from EDSBSer to EDSBSer all season long…
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I see no problem with this plan.
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The sad thing is that I don't either.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I said,
come to Birmingham. No one ever comes to visit me :o(
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No one visits me either...
well, not for more than an evening.
COME TO SA/TEXAS
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I love San Antonio!
If that’s what you mean by SA.
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South Africa.
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Yes. Been here a year...ready to try something...different.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Come to Birmingham!
LOL!
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I do love San Antonio actually
but I could see how it might get old
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Real fast, too.
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You any good with yard work?
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Yeah, I can't cook, either.
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I can cook, I just dont do it often
actualy, I can only cook a few things, but I do them well.
Need to learn more but havent had tons of time :/
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Same here.
But I don’t love cooking.
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I will be the full-time cook, I do that and well
if the ladies can do yardwork. And vaccuum. OK, I can’t belie gender stereotypes.
Oh, I can do yardwork.
I’ll do vacuuming if you do the dishes :o)
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Vaccuum. GOT IT.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I can pay other people to do those things.
:)
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Why is it the only guys around here who can cook are GUYS?
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I posit we've learned for a combination of two reasons
1) We like to eat delicious things, and have been away from women who can cook.
2) We want to remedy the “have been away from women” part of 1
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Probably.
/polishes off Kraken chops
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I can spend the next eleven months learning!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I can cook, for reals
Did I mention my city is hosting the Sugar Bowl and National Championship games this year?
COME ON DOWN
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pansy ass
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What? there's a good chance that will happen!
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mmhm...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So says every pre-season poll.
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so far we're not doing to bad in MAKING the sugar bowl
it’s WINNING it that poses a problem
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I'm there!
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we would all sign on
it would be unsustainable and we’d all end up in Bourbz shed.
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Pssh, whatever, I'm sleeping in blanx's restaurant.
Don’t tell him.
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And by blanx, I obviously mean Stempke.
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It's not Thursday!
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
/stempke shows up to open on Friday
//bar is empty
///strange woman asleep on floor behind bar in pile of dead soldiers
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sleeping in blanx's bar might cause nightmares.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Or acute decapitation.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Admittedly, it's better than chronic amputation.
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According to my survey of animals,
the brains are the tastiest part of any animal.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
no wonder jayhawk tastes icky.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, you're hungry again 30 seconds later.
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Mmmmmmm, sweetbreads.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
No. My cat just never left any animals with heads on our porch.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?!!!
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We all sleep in Blanx's restaurant.
It’s called Earth.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a very good point.
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/signs up
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Already used it above, but...
there’s no way this could go wrong!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes I'm the only person in my house that likes the vagina.
Until either Tom or Elizabeth show up. It’s a running joke.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
All my attractive gay friends are Bama fans.
Don’t know whether that’s a dealbreaker.
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Coincidence?
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, not really?
I mean, I know we’re gonna die in Dallas next year, and they aren’t playing anytime soon after that…
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Conveniently...
they live in Dallas! Roadtrip!!
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I'm seeing a pattern for us.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting drunk at games involving SEC schools?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I was already considering going to that game next year.
So pencil it in.
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Easily done.
And I have connections.
Also, Jax friend may be able to help out with January…
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
January will be a last minute decision for me.
Depending on work.
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Same here.
Just saying…might be able to help easier than your trip last year.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha anything is easier than my trip last year.
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I can't see how this ends badly.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
OK EDSBSers, Labor Day weekend in Dallas!
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oh shit
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YAIS
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
So, between this and ND-Miami, I'm going to be meeting a lot of the commentariat next season.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
makes note on calendar.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama vs. Michigan.
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Oh. nice
That should be a beating.
I could get behind this idea though for sure
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Yeah. We're gonna die.
I’m going to be drunk. Fun shall be had.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Apparently Dallas is a gay mecca. My friends go to awesome shit like premiere parties and Lady Gaga concerts for 200 people.
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...
Fuck it, I need to move. Ann Arbor’s gay life is highly overrated.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They have gay restaurants.
The gay Mexican place is called Macho Nacho.
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I don't know if Birmingham is a gay mecca or not,
but every guy I meet seems to either be married or gay. Come visit!
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That's where my gay friends lived before they moved to Dallas.
Went to Al’s on 7th a couple weeks ago for my first drag show.
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What did they say about Bham?
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I'd say it's decent for a southern city.
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Ouch with the qualifier!
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Atlanta doesn't count right?
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
South Florida, maybe
But not L.A.
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I thought ATL was like a cyst of Northerners
You know, where the southerners keep them all to prevent them from being exposed to the rest of the South.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think ATL has the working yankees
the retired yankees are in FL
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I still contend Atlanta is a Southern City
but not when one is talking about “What Southern City is most like NE/CA Cities in this particularly category I care about?” Then the transplant factor overwhelms the analysis.
Time to get you out to B-Bobs for the drag shows
Midnight every Friday.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy lived in Dallas
he mentioned something about there being many gay guys as well
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Oh, it is.
I used to spend my share of time as the token straight guy.
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I don't think I could handle that.
My two LEAST favorite teams playing against each other. That’s just tragedy waiting to happen.
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not aTm
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Cologne is for little boys who can't let their natural masculine plus Ole Spice scent express its own stance on this planet
Sposed to be SEC
AXE BITCH
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WHOOOOO AXE CHOCOLATE
dude, chocolate makes me think of Turner on Self selection night.
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hey maybe if I get enough chocolate on me some boys in diapers/bikinis/panties will want to make out with me and satisfy my chronic self-validation issues!
#davidsonproblems
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Let's leave Tom Hammond's post-game plans out of this.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So, he found something new to try on you?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately for Tom
I won’t be at the Golden Corral.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
A wise decision.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL
ALMOST DEFINITELY AND FAIRLY SOON.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
chocolate and mustard and whip cream and oh god I thought I would never remember and it's all coming back and I need to throw up
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That's a shart face if I've ever seen one.
That's a powerful adhesive!
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IM NOT GOING TO BE WHO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE ANYMORE MOM
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not a douchebag?
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well, that's asking a bit much.
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and I jizzed in my pants
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 18, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
2-1 odds he's gay.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
See all yall in the morning or something.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
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I know you guys don't really like Tosh
But he’s wearing an OSU sweatervest, white shirt, tie and khaki pants
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Now I hate him with the rage of a thousand sunbeasts.
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by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He just ran it up the middle three times and punted to commercial
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Man, WideRightNattyLite trolled fuck outta A&M yesterday
and today, Beergut made it all worthwhile.
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PLZ GO ON
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by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
long vent/screed that is absolutely hilarious
highly recommended reading.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Whar at whar at whar at
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I did. I surely did.
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I am going to have to read that.
If only because it means Beergut isn’t just speaking to himself.
by Narrow Right on Oct 18, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, you mean I have to tip you off to awesome excellence at your own school's blog?
FOR SHAME.
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I read WRNL's post early yesterday
But didn’t do any following up.
by Narrow Right on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy fuck, bookmarking
I’m only 20% the way through comments and it’s epic
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by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Between BHGP and these guys
I’ve come to the conclusion that fans of all Iowan college football teams are deeply unhinged.
(Note. Pain in the Sash is an Iowan.)
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
it isn't just all Iowans are unhinged?
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure there's a few Nebraska fans, proletyzing amongst the heathen.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
'taint the Iowans crazy so far on that thread
Unsurprisingly, Aggies embarassing themselves
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by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, I suppose it's completely unfair of me to engage Beergut.
It’s kinda like Texas scheduling Southwestern Assemblies of God.
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A&M actually did everything they could to keep the Big 12 together while leaving the conference. While certain fans like me would have been perfectly okay with blowing up the Big 12 (just to screw over Baylor, who I have always believed doesn’t belong in an AQ conference), our administration doesn’t feel that way. You seem to be ignoring the fact that A&M saved the Big 12 last Summer because we had people in our athletic department who felt the conference was worth saving.
Awesome nonsense logic with mixture of verb tenses!
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
"A&M actually did everything they could to keep the Big 12 together while leaving the conference"
“He actually did everything he could to keep the man alive while shooting him in the face”
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
So, A&M saved Big 12 as they are leaving.
I didn’t know A&M’s football program was THAT bad.
by Bus Crasher on Oct 18, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I had an exgirlfriend who said she was working harder than me to keep the relationship together
while cheating on me
I should have known, with your scotch proclivities
that you were also into sheep.
/pleasedon’ttellherIsaidthatit’sjustanaggiejoke
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Wow, two sheep jokes, hivesheeped, I guess
I should distinguish, the exgirlfriend is not the wife. I’m not worried about the wife cheating. At least not with a sheep. My penis is, like, twice as big as a sheep’s. (I refuse to confirm this, hope this is somewhere between true and not too underwhelming.)
by Ardbeg on Oct 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, no, see
We all know there are no WOMEN at A&M, man.
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Prepare yourselves, SEC fans
Y’all are getting shit like this:
The SEC has two top programs in Alabama and LSU right now, so if we go there right now and are third best in that conference, how woyld that be different from veing third best in the Big 12?
Be prepared for their outsized expectations crashing with reality. I give them two to three years (per rotating team) being hospitible at home to act as if they’re BEST FANS EVAR, maybe one where they travel, before they complain they thought things would be TOTALLY DIFFERNT IN FAN CLASSYNESS AS GOOD AS THEM.
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 18, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
So, how long until our announcers go full "THIS GAME IS SHIT" on this?
And then get struck down by the SUNBEAST
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if the game is close
the announcers never acknowledge that it’s shitty, even if it is.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
I've never heard an announcer say that the greatest deficit overcome is a 24 point one
for the same reason
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so far?
better than OSU illinois
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Zook is still celebrating his victory.
“You can’t carry a 1 — it’s not a physical object!”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a concept. like a book. never convince me books exist. it's all effort. 150% mental.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"He totally looks good in pink."
Whut.
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Arkansas State's uniforms brought to you by
Pepto Bismol Zero.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm all for #TeamFuckCancer.
But I get enough Barbie Bitch Pink in my day-to-day as a father of two girls. I don’t need that shit in all over my foobaw.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
On wednesdays we wear pink.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Midfield red wolf is disturbing
to say the least.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Jonesboro,AR
ESPN is showing your game and is the only thing going on a Tuesday night. How’s about we put more than 700 people in the stands? The old Florida Marlins are ashamed of you.
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 18, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
There's only 700 people in Jonesboro with jobs.
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I'm related to 7 of them.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
All their shame dispensers are occupied at the moment.
Exhibit alpha through omega:
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Just saw the actual video of this. That is some fucked up repugnant Monty Python type shit!
Adding Chloe to your signature appears to be in style!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Oct 18, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
How the fuck do you leave TY Hilton that open?
Oh, right. SUNBEAST.
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Well, the Blackhawks are on TV.
Furk.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
GOOOOOOOOOOO CANES!
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm a bad soterite.
Didn’t know it was hockey season.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Um
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Good call.
ALL THE SALT
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought the B1G were the Paragons of Barbasol?
Click to embiggen
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Hey, unrelated to your here comment, but
YOU ARE AWESOME. And thank you for having my back.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Yeah, fuck those guys.
They will get no more of my precious, precious clicks. I like how one of the comments was along the lines of “well, it’s okay to call something bad ‘gay’ so…”. UH NO IT IS NOT YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTE.
But thank you.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
ND fans: aspiring to the linguistic stylings of "squeaky 12 year olds"
SIGHING LOUDLY OVER HERE.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
what happened?
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Oh dear god.
No no no no no no no no no.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I read that!
welll shit.
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Bleh.
Not only that, the dumbfuck said K-State hadn’t played a ranked opponent yet.
AHEM.
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que?
Why that reaction? If you’d rather not discuss here, email me at pakspam of the gmail persuasion.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Nothing spidery or anything like that.
But if I want vaguely English-like Great Wall of Text, I have Yahoo Answers.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yahoo
God’s reminder that no one, anywhere, should ever be trusted with responsibility in any situation, ever.
Sposed to be SEC
More or less in agreement.
They have one really good contributor. I will miss his stuff but otherwise… meh.
@papaalphakilo
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I should have taken your advice.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Missed this earlier.
Hugs.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do you think they had him killed?
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by jonfmorse on Oct 18, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
wow. I laughed. and then I waited for the lightning.
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OMG TOO SOON?
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Notre Dame fans are all stuck in the 1920's.
So technically, so much too soon that it hasn’t happened yet.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
/peeks outside
///thunderclouds
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You and Knute both.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
my dead grandma is totally capable of killing me in my sleep
and totally willing.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You did not just go there.
Looks like we’re going to have to take care of you too.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Good luck, Michigan Man.
You’re not getting ME on a plane over Kansas.
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Nah, they'll just make you go back to Kansas.
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/waits for better than oklahoma comment
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than Oklahoma
/obliges
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You earned this.
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DON'T GET ON THE PLANE WITH THE WISCONSIN FANS, ROCK!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Revenue whoring.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
We should install a jumbotron and exclusively show Knute, Ara, and Lou advertisements.
“those guys” would have such a shame boner, it would be amazing.
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I'm back!
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
You opened up Pandora's box
We’re having an entire debate on the value of education because of you
Imma hang up and listen
I tried to click through it
made it a third of the way through.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
LIBURL ARTZ DON'T TEACH YOU HOW TO PRESERVE TEH LAPTOP POWER LULZ
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
...
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by Londonjoe on Oct 18, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Arkham City is beautiful...
Have to stop now or I wont stop at all. What I miss. Tie game and pink leg warmers! FABULOUS!
Wow!
Look at the FIU/Ark State score!
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My mother the teacher told me Sunday the school announcements earlier this month included "Ranch is not a condiment."
Why yes, we are in a B1G state, why do you ask?
The school sent out a survey on alcohol usage
My answer.
She's not 'that' Mexican, Mom, she's MY Mexican. Besides, she's . . . Columbian, or something.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 18, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Should've left "where you live" off to blow some minds.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Being a Rice Alum, had to do it to satisfy degree requirements.
/blacked out during class
//totally worth it
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
if only there was an other column
“Im goign to need more than one line”
/draw 5 lines
//begin list
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Should be a write-in for "Other":
“on aircraft carrier”
“inside mark mangino”
“while flying a wooden glider”
“AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
-1 Repetitive
"inside mark mangino"
"AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH"
by Albino Tornado on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
No, that's inside a black hole.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I was goign to go with the aircraft carrier for this joke
yours is better
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Fair enough. Still waiting for....
IN
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
"In the shower"
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
"West Lafayette, IN"
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
on a roller coaster
on a plane
on a boat
….
this list would actually take quite a long itme
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Suddenly had flashbacks
to Green Eggs and Ham. I think I need to write the beer version.
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Perfect!
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Follow @Paige2PSU
If I run 4 miles a day, every single day, can I eat whatever the fuck I want and not gain weight?
Sposed to be SEC
how old are you
past 35 … you will probably start gaining weight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
well, sure
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Try swimming 4000 yards a day.
It’s more effective and your knees won’t completely die.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
This question is relevant to me
how about 30 minutes a day though.
Reasonably, to lose the beginnings of a berr gut that has started to form, what do I need to be doing
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Interval training will burn more calories than jogging
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
so its calories I need to be dealing with here?
not fat?
I have always been turbo metabolism like, so Ive never had to think about any of this before
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
at some point
the massive caloric intact due to beer will catch up to you, no matter what your metabolism is.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
If you take in more calories than you burn, you will add fat.
Muscles burn calories, even when resting. So, if you can build muscle and up your metabolism, you’ll burn a lot of calories.
In my own personal experience, the best shape I’ve ever been in was doing interval training.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
hmm
Im building muscle fine, just need to burn off a bit of pre-beer gut
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
switch to scotch.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
At 36, I've found it's gotten harder to keep that beer gut away.
Also, I have less time to work out with housework and kid stuff
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Probably depends on how much beer you drink
which means you may want to consider giving up food
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
eating a salad every day seems to be keeping everything in check
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Umm...I run about 5~6 miles a day.
It has worked out well for me. Although I’m a type of person who never gains weight even when you sit on your couch all day.
by Bus Crasher on Oct 18, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I HATE YOU!!!!
Or really just your metabolism.
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I hate him more.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
game got good.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
MIDFIELD RED WOLF LOGO LOOKED UPON THE FACE OF SUNSPHERE
AND SUNSPHERE MELTED RED WOLF LOGO’S EYES FOR HIS INSOLENCE.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
SUNSPHERE IS AN ASPECT OF MANY-FACED GOD
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
SUNSPHERE IS SUNSPHERE. OWLS AND GOEPHS AND CRAEP IS BEGGAR GIRL.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I was hoping you would say no one so I could just say liar
this works too though
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Sounds like Thursday nights on EDSBS with Allicolls!
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for that TV show, a disclaimer
kids don’t try this at home, I’m a trained professional.
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've done plenty of training
but professional implies that I could make money doing this.
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EDSBS drinking league
sponsored by Kraken, …..
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Do we have to drink Kraken? Or is that just one of the weeks of the drinking league?
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure the EDSBS drinking league would require sponsortship by large numbers of distillers and brewers
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by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as we have the decency to refuse McCormick's advances.
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They would sponsor our "Road Test Week."
“Games you don’t want to play yet somehow scheduled.”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that's the week Michigan loses to Appy again.
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/crashes with little red corvette
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dibs on the futon!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
You can share the futon with me...
..but we’ll have to sleep head to toe.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
No, not Shreveport!
/remembers 2001
//fetal position
by Narrow Right on Oct 18, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That just makes for more fun!
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I AM AN AMERICAN
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
12 hour meeting for the NBA?
I hope they got Kevin Garnett a juice box and a prozac
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"NBA in Hr 12 of Labor Meeting"
According to Beckett, they’re still disputing about the seating arrangement.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder
as soon as they get close to the end of negotiations, do both sides start breaching contracts as much as possible?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Lebron was apparently present for the first 9 hours.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Bosh had to be hospitalized after the first fifteen minutes
tweeted something about “HATERZ”
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wisconsin leaving the state of Wisconsin this weekend?
THE HORROR.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey now!
They have ventured a whopping 60 miles south to Chicago to play Northern Illinois
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
Hardly that negligible as the not-crow flies.
Still, they probably just wish UW-Whitewater was d1aa.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, Whitewater might beat 'em.
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After a 12 hour meeting Lebron James has decided where he will sit in the coming negotiations.
His decision will be announced live on ‘The Seating Chart’ starting at 8 PM, 7CT on ESPN next Wednesday.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Over the next eight days, ESPN will provide wall-to-wall coverage of news leading up to this news.
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Got two tall draft beers for free.
Woo hoo! Love you BWWs bartender. Now I have to go. See you all later!
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Hugh Freeze?
SO FELDMAN RIGHT NOW
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Thing I would do if I won the lottery:
Have this flown over the Iron Bowl.
Except, like, 5 times longer.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 18, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
5 what? and you will do it when?
by Orangebowl81 on Oct 18, 2011 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 18, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now, I'm no lawyer, but I'm going to guess that if someone actually did that, they could seriously get sued for libel.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
am lawyer
Anyone can get sued for anything (America!). But add “allegedly,” since he’s a “general-purpose public figure,” he wouldn’t have much grounds to sue you on. Even without allegedly, still probably not getting sued, at least if you added some other elements to the sign to make it clear it was parody. See, generally, Hustler Magazine v. Falwell. Like maybe some dancing hookers in the background and/or a fun font.
/allegedly
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
It's on there.
Always check the fine print.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I give up, too tired
goodnight my favorite degenerates, goodnight
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
If you thought he caught that
you obviously weren’t watching the game, and I think you should pick that flag up.
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Big 12 officials?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Things I am really proud of
I grew up in Zanesville, Ohio, which is officially the best place in America.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/lions-tigers-bears-on-the-loose-in-ohio/
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
If they hadn't already.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
There was still a chance until that.
Not much of one, but crazier things have happened.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
That someone is a haughty dipshit.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
his CFB stuff is even more irritating than his NFL shit
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
But the real student athletes at Slippery Rock beat Brandeis this week!
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
This is crazy
It is down to 60 degrees and really, really windy, and my floorboards are like ICE.
This winter is going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
This house is not insulated at all.
It doesn’t have central heat, either – it has the kind of heater in the floor that has actual fire in it.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I feel your pain.
My house is new construction – built in 1892.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 18, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicago apartment: I have to turn off the radiators until it hits 20.
B1GNESS
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEclankEEEEEEEEEE
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You are not kidding.
5am: DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG DUNG GURRRRGLE
/pillowoverface
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than the opposite problem
/Cut to EMC in Junior year Fall, shivering while wearing jeans, wool socks, two hoodies and a wool hat. Inside
EMC: “Hey, Mr. Landlord, I think the heat is broken.”
Landlord “Nah, you just arent used to the cold. Give it a few days.”
EMC: “No, seriously. I’m wearing every article of clothing I own in my bedroom, and I’m still shivering.”
Landlord: (rolling eyes through email.) “OK, fine, I’ll check it out tomorrow.”
//tomorrow
Landlord: “Um, so it looks like the sensor was broken and improperly calibrated by about 20 degrees. Sorry about that.”
lulz
Yeah, usually one or the other here.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Its just one day right?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 18, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
22 years in the Midwest
I know shitty winters. But this will be my fifth one in Louisiana and it’s made me appreciate insulation and good windows.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
60 degrees?
LOL U COLD BROSEPHENE
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 18, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't even gotten my gas turned on for the winter.
Maybe I should call and do that tomorrow.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Gas oven/range, so mine's always on
At least there hasn’t been water in the lines lately.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I just lit my pilot light tonight. Not a good sign.
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Maybe some of us drink because we're not poets." - Arthur Bach
night all.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 18, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
/rimshot
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
WHY DID ZE DINOSAWWWRS DIE?
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 18, 2011 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ZE AH-CE EH-DGE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME IN DA COOLAH!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Jack Swarbrick's attitude toward Lane Kiffin: A Summary:
I could get used to this.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Kiffykins now claims Jack never told him that it was going to be a night game.
I really hope that’s true.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Please be here on Saturday.
I want to observe the happee.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Oct 18, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'll be here.
One way or the other.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 18, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
We've already seen a Jack Swarbrick "deal with it" gif. Now we just need a "and not a fuck was given" gif and we're set.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm out, hooligans.
Still haven’t caught up on sleep from this weekend.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
can someone turn me on to
somewhere that will host files larger than half a meg? tumblr limits to half a meg, and I got an awesome cj5 gif to post that’s a little larger…
dropbox
You have been mad and drunken, furious and wild, filled with hatred and despair...but so have we - Thomas Wolfe, inadvertently commenting on college football.
Damn, damn, damn.
Not only does real life prevent me from partaking of the first early weeknight small-ball of the season, but I also miss a visit home from Aunt Stabby?
Mane, Devil hate jerb purp. Furk.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
that last sentence...right there...already....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Getting started early?
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
nothing like coming into a job halfway through and realizing predecessors didn't keep good records...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I bet a Pirate in Carolina; he now owns my booty.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 19, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
By "didn't keep good records"
Do you mean they didn’t keep records at all? Been there.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
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