EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 4 ISSUE 7
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Meh. It was cooler back when Grantham and Franklin did it.
//Hipster’d by 12 hours.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
"I shook his hand too hard" is pro-level trolling.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There's a good article
on the incident here.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 17, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Harbaugh does have some kind of deal.
Then again, I’m happy that there’s an NFL coach who actually experiences joy when his team wins, as opposed to fleeting relief before resubmergence in the stress-pit of the film room to stave off that unbearable outcome, “losing.”
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
None shall escape from the steely handclasp of a MICHIGAN MAN.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 17, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Except victory in the last 4 tries against little brother.
//Trollface.jpg
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
I don't know if Sparty counts as "little brother" anymore.
See, Michigan, this is what happens when you turn your program into a dumpster fire. OSU, I hope you’re paying attention.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm prepared to apply this analysis
to Louisville come basketball season.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't do that.
That would make you like Kansas. You don’t want to be like Kansas.
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You're right, but wasn't it Mike Hart who called them that?
Also, who takes the mantle from OSU if they falter? Miami Ohio? Toledo? Akron?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
That's the issue
OSU has a quasi-monopoly on AQ-level talent and resources in state. Cincinnati has made a pretty good run at it, but that’s a subprime athletic program — way over-leveraged on facilities to buy their way into the Big East and IMO heading for a crash as the debt service comes due.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
S&P's and Moody's downgraded Cincy bonds when Kelly left for Notre Dame.
Given their usual vigilance, this was a surprisingly quick reaction on their part.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
It was still slow
UC ran a big deficit even the year they played in the Sugar Bowl.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/2010-01-13-ncaa-athletics-subsidies_N.htm
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Can we somehow collateralize Cincy bonds and spin them off into a new structured finance product?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
We're trying.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 17, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
/Takes C tranche Cincy debt, mixes it with same for Louisville and UConn debt, gets it rated AAA by S&P
//Sells it to one of the UAE sovereign wealth funds.
///Aruba, bitches.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/forgot to sell half
//value collapses after Papa Johns bowl
///gets bailed out by SUNBEAST
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 17, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're implying there are A and B tranches of Cincy, Louisville, and UConn debt?
No wonder the economy is tanking!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Wrong marketing plan
The I-bankers have been calling the Big XII every day trying to get them to take this offering.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going with Cleveland Cavaliers
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 17, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to keep on telling myself that Sparty is really good this year.
/please stop burning, please
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop voting in the polls.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
As long as they aren't too good.
What with the B1G joining the modern world and having a conf championship. Of course if Michigan plays like they did Saturday, it really won’t matter.
I'm not NOT licking toads...
Did I see Pitbull on a Bud Light commercial, too?
I’m sure all the millions of football fans drinking Dr. Pepper on football saturday find this disturbing.
I'm not NOT licking toads...
We are very good at punching.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 17, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Victory was never close enough to count as escaping.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
After reading the Lions SBN blog
You’d thought Harbaugh went to Ohio State. They were not pleased even though their coach is the biggest douche in the league.
I think there really is (should be) a parallel to the Grantham/Franklin pillow fight
Both teams will rally around their coaches — even if fans and pundits wring their hands about the lack of sportsmanship, players love to see their coach fiery and taking up for them.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Retarded
http://blutarsky.wordpress.com/2011/10/16/the-best-of-todd-grantham-part-two/
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for posting where I could not.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
I've said it once and I'll say it again
Todd Grantham is a douche.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe.
But he’s not Ted Roof, either.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, because the stress of that Duke HC job and the Tech DC job
must’ve really gotten to Roof.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe I'm defending Roof
But are we just going to ignore that his defense did hold USC to 32 fewer points than Grantham’s? And just held Florida to 0 TDs while Vandy was scoring 4 TDs?
Auburn’s defense at least seems to be improving…
Don't go taking all the credit
It took an incredibly flaccid offensive attack from Florida to put up that awful of an effort.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Might want to check the scoring on the UGA-SC game again
Most of the points weren’t scored on the D.
Fake punt for TD, INT for TD, fumble for TD (x2)
If you’re feeling courteous, you could also include fumble returned to the 5.
I'll take Ted Roof over Tod Grantham every day of the week and twice on Sunday
Or the part of the Auburn/GA game when he was running all over the sideline telling his players to go down to slow us down? Or when the AU student section was booing that particular act and he turned around and pointed at us and waved his arms at us?
Yeah, I’ll take Roof over that clown. At least Roof wins.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. AU won the National Championship because of Ted Roof.
Cam Newton was just a game manager.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, but there's a host of people that were vital to that
it wasn’t just Cam. Without Fairley, we don’t win. Without Dyer, we don’t win. Without McCalebb, we don’t win. Without 4 senior offensive linemen we don’t win. Give credit where credit’s due. This isn’t baseball where one guy can make or break a whole team.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 17, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Eh, i'm in yankee territory
and they’re all cards fans. They see Albert Pujols that way.
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm also not saying that Ted Roof was the sole reason we won the BCS championship
But we were able to give up just few enough points to win every game. UGA is 2 games over .500 since Grantham came on board.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but everyone you mentioned but Fairley was on offense
I don’t think anyone would argue that Auburn had a good defense last year. They just were able to outscore opponents for the reasons (players) you noted. Georgia is getting better at defense under Grantham. I haven’t seen anything to suggest that’s true of Auburn under Roof, the Florida anomaly notwithstanding.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
How about the fact that "OMG Marcus Lattimore" and "OMG Mark Ingram"
Have never cracked 100 yards against his defenses?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Pretty small sample size.
The offense put so much pressure on the other team to score that it really wasn’t that hard to scheme. Other teams simply couldn’t get into a shootout. And let’s not forget that Chizik was a pretty damn good DC. How much credit does Kirby Smart get for Bama’s defense?
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Small sample size? We've played SC with Lattimore more times than any SEC EAST team has
Our Offense put pressure on the other team to score? We put up 16 against USC this year and we still stopped Lattimore. Last year in the regular season we scored 35 against the Cocks. In the 2009 Iron bowl Chris Todd and friends put up 21 points, hardly barn-burner material.
No, I’m not saying that Roof is an outstanding coordinator, but he does what he gets paid to do: Make sure the other team scores less points than we do.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
The one place we can't win.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Roof is currently 0 for Baton Rouge as well
Remember 2 years ago at all?
by ItsComplicated on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Not really. It was a long day.
Thusly, I don’t remember much about that day. TRA loved Baton Rouge.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Todd Grantham IS an outstanding coordinator
so I’ll take him, even if he acts like a petulant child sometimes.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Troof. (Not Roof).
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Bullshit.
I went to at least 5 AU games last year and they couldn’t stop shit. Ironically, I will give you that the defense won the Oregon game, but that was clearly the anomaly for the season.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Oregon's offense is overrated
They look great against the Pac-16, but as Auburn and LSU proved they can be stopped.
I'm perfectly willing to buy into this analysis.
How the fuck did Pitt lose to Utah? It was a noon eastern game. Utah’s not good. At all. USC jackrolled ’em. That should have been easy hypothetical money.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Tried to find it, but not good at the linky/interwebs
Saw it ad infinitum on ESPNU however.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
My first day of Family Law
The professor walks in and writes on the chalkboard, “There’s his story, there’s her story, and then there’s what really happened.” Then walked out.
I was at the AU-UF game so I missed the kerfuffle, but upon watching the clip and reading the quotes, this is immediately what I thought of.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
There's a difference between experiencing joy when your team wins...
and jumping up and down screaming in front of the opposing coach. They won a a non-divisional game in October, and he was carrying on like they just won the Super Bowl. They won a close game with a good opponent, so celebrate, but you can do that without showing up a coach who was trying to congratulate you on the win.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Harbaugh: /whines to ref that Schwartz is too loud
Harbaugh: /whines to ref that players aren’t letting his players score more
Harbaugh: /whines to refs about it being “that time” of the month for him
Schwartz: No really, what IS your deal?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 17, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Charles, did you prepare the backup economy in case the starting economy crashed?
Dammit, Charles.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 17, 2011 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
"I did" -- offers you Economy Size bag of Fun-Size Milky Ways.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 17, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
/eats bag
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 17, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
More like "No Fun Size," amirite?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 17, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
TWSS.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
will you *sniff* please *sniff* MAKE IT STOP
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Title clicked.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I would start an "It Gets Better" campaign in support of Florida fans
but that would just be cruel.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 17, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd classify myself as being in "Denial"
In related news, UF just opened +4 vs. “Bye”
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well, "Bye"
kicked the hell out of Kentucky this week, so that seems right.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Should have spiked it more.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
I reached 'bargaining' while walking around LSU
All I wanted was 10 points.
We got 11.
/everything went better than expected.jpg
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Your team won two national titles in the last 10 years.
One of them all of, what, 3 years ago?
Your application for butthurt is denied.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
3 in the last 15 years, more than Alabama has in the last 30, but who's counting
TROLOLOLOLOLOL
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
"Less championships than Florida since 1980 National Champs!"
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MY GOD FLORIDA IS YANKEES
/dons fireproof kevlar
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Who's counting?
The little shit talking smack to you and I in the stadium while be led out by his dick by his gf.
Ya’ll ain’t been relevant for 15 years!
Uh, 3 Champs?
So! We got one of them!
Uh, we have 3?
….
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
ONE IS BETTER THAN THREE
THREE DON’T GO TO THE CHAMPEENSHIP GAME ONE AND TWO DO
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There's a reason Charles Barkley almost ran for Governor of Alabama on the platform of, "Hey, what's the worst I could do, compared to what we've already got?"
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
and,
“all you have to do is one thing right, because no one in recent history has done that here”
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
the only dickhead I encountered the entire weekend.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry but not even our "Economy+" seats can accommodate you, sir, as you are too fat.
You were making a fat joke, right?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that you, Kevin Smith?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
You mean the back up to the back up?
Burn Mack Browns shirt and just run Giliislee and Brown off tackle ALL GAME.
They will fall forwards for a few each time, then toss in some PA simple cross routes, then JUMBO PKG in redzone.
Please?
Not pretty and not OMGSECSPEEEEEEEEEEEEED-centric, but it will get us at least bowl eligible…
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
You have a freshman named Mack Brown?
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 17, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
33 Mack Brown RB 5' 11" 205 RFR SQ Lithonia, Ga./King
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Florida runs the wildcat, has a dumpster fire offense, still beats Dawgs by 10
//Throws pumpkin through flat screen TV
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
TRUTH.
No matter how bad we are right now.
We will beat you.
/Rainey runs punt for TD as this is the only thing that would make his performance last week look worse.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
My wife and I were at the game.
Punter forgets to punt the ball. I tell her, “That won’t happen in Jacksonville.”
Rainey gets attacked by the turf monster. “That won’t happen in Jacksonville.”
UF quarterback play is painful to watch. “That won’t happen in Jacksonville.”
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You're wrong on one account -- "Punter forgets to punt the ball" could happen...
To us. God our special teams are awful. Weren’t they supposed to be a strength or something?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
There are clearly only so many things we can focus on
on any given week. Something has to be ignored.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, since we've got two weeks to prepare, does that mean
We’ll focus on more aspects, or ignore twice as many things?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Whatever the wrong answer is, that's what I'm going with
since the rules of the natural world cease to exist on the banks of the St. John’s.
Now broadcasting from atop Lookout Mountain.
by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, we need George Costanza to coach one year...
Let’s do the opposite of everything we always do!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Are you to playing the reverse mojo game with us now?
Or have you honestly just given up.
All I know is I’m getting SC oysters delivered for Friday night and since, I currently remain ticketless, will be spending the entire game at my tailgate drinking/smoking/eating/gettin my hedonism-bot on
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
You are eating oysters this time of year?
I always wait till November man.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
October should be safe
It’s got an “R”
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
My familiy and everyone I know has always waited till November.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Had some last weekend from apalachicola (sp?)
briny, but fine.
Generally wait for the waters, not necessarily the months to change.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Around here the water temp drops around the same time every year.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
We would take a trip there every other week or so when I was in Tallahassee
When the seasons were appropriate, of course. My rule of thumb has always been that oyster season is when blue crabs are out of season, and vice versa
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
I guess that's what I get for being a Land Lubber.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
We will lose.
2002. Georgia (8-0) vs. Florida (5-3)
20-13 Gators. Do you really think it matters if we have the better team? Really?
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
World's Saddest Cocktail Party
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
MOTHERFUCKING GUSS SCOTT.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
You'll always have St. Simons Island.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I set up base camp in Savannah.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm heading to Jacksonville this year!
Never been to the WLOCP before, really looking forward to it
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
you shall send me emails.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I will do so
There are a group of us coming down- me, guy who played club ball at Marquette, guy who played ball at NC State in the 80s, and one of his buddies. As soon as I talk to them, I’ll shoot emails to all and sundry
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
If you're under 30, go to the Landing.
If you’re over 30, take a water taxi across the river to the River City Brewing Co.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Under 30? Landing?
Sheeeeeeeet. Try 22/23. Unless you’re just really into fights and bullshit.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 17, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I was over it a long time ago, but I prefer to get piss-eyed drunk
in a more laid back setting. I realize that’s not how everybody likes to get down.
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by Silver Britches on Oct 17, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
When the time is right, send me an email.
I can offer other options that will deliver the same results as RCB, but be less crowded and possibly better selection (depending on personal tastes). Also: can be hotel specific.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Are all y'all's emails in profiles?
I’ve gotta talk to the other guys in our group, but I’m not adverse to striking out solo if they don’t want to do things…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
Yes.
Not going to break you up. Just give you other options that you may not be 100% aware of.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Jekyll and St. Simons are both awesome.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
"you're welcome"
-My Ancestors.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
You're Timucuan?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
nah
but we took it from them. and then sold it to everyone else
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
We Buckeyes 'ppreciate that one
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
You've been watching OSU's offense again, haven't you?
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
OT: JAGS MANBALL.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
/down 7 with 4 minutes to go
//4th down and short on their 27
///FG
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Only game I watched yesterday.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
So much for too big to fail.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Don't worry, its all under control
The Charles is going to go visit Greece for two days this summer and then will install the new economy one week before the start of the next fiscal year with his new finance minister Demetriakas Joneilikas
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Oct 17, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I wanted the Ron Dayne horcrux, not a Herschel Walker
Awww, cookiepuss.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Ron Dayne is still holding it down for the Midwest somewhere,
advancing across his foyer 1.4 yards at a time.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Gotta control the clock.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
I'm glad other people have appreciation for the beauty of a "42 carries for 188 yards and 3 TDs" box score.
Yes, the yards and the TDs are nice, but there’s just something magical about lining up, over and over again, and just physically mauling another team.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
ALLEGEDLY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
If you need help with the Sumlin character for "Bye-week buddies"
He’s kinda the country-fried yet intense voice of reason, chews gum constantly.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 17, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions
Prays constantly that Keenum doesn't get hurt.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
emily dickenson would have loved football
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
Because I could not for derp
He kindly stopped for me;
The dumpster fire held but just ourselves
And another loss to Sparty.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 17, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 18 recs
Make it plaid, kids.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
genius
I LOVE ARSENAL. I ALSO LOVE LIVERPOOL. I ALSO LOVE ALABAMA. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST.
List of people who told me they definitely like to eat hot bowls of dicks: (1) Nick Petrilli; (2) Carlos Tevez (tbc)
Hello everyone
I cannot stress this enough:
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
And I thought that Florida's "Shits the Bed vs the SEC West" Tour would've made it.
Thanks for making Roof’s D look competent.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 17, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
Can Georgia plz haz membership in SEC West, if only to break the funk against UF?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
No, then you'd have to be our permanent
and I like LSU.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting question (though never would happen).
Our permanent might actually be Auburn, given that we’ve played them more times than any other team.
//Silly debate is silly.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
If yall move to the west, we'd have to get a new permanent
And my guess would be Florida, as Dr. McHound said above.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
No worries.
Roof regresses to the extreme left tail of the bell curve this week.
I’ll go with “heretofore unknown LSU TE for Heisman.”
by Counter Trap on Oct 17, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
shut your whore mouth.
It’ll be a guard for heisman. Jeez
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You guys know Miles will put in the punter on 2nd and short.
AUSSIE FOR HEISMAN!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Just so he can make a td pass
/TedRoofdefensebitesonfakepunton2ndandshort
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure it was on Charlie Weis' "To Do List."
1) Walk under own power
2) Eat everything in Will Muschamp’s fridge
3) Make Ted Roof seem competent
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Remember when Auburn played defense? Yeah that was kinda cool for awhile...
by Oscar Whiskey on Oct 17, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
4) See the Grand Canyon on Hoverround
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
5) Make bucket list
/makes list of KFC buckets downed.
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ shouldn’t make fun because he is ‘husky’
those 10 calories make it 100 times more manly than coke zero.
by willbechampions on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Dissing Coke Zero?
Come at me bro!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Coke Zero actually portrays a dude getting laid.
Dr Pepper “TEN” just has some douche trying to be all Old Spice.
Coke Zero WINS.
Flawless Victory.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 17, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, Coke Zero actually tastes pretty good.
Dr Pepper TEN cannot be found.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Which is where we found the one pass defense worse than A&M's.
/troll hard in the morning
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 17, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Its not that we are bad
Its just that those offenses were good.
ok. we bad.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
When David Ash starts hitting downfield throws
you’ll know just how bad your defense is. I think you got your DBs from Purdue.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
We tried
but apparently, there is no such place.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
And there are no such DBs
Yall run a 4-3-0 defense?
by SEC Supremacist on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I would like to point out that we only allowed one completion on Saturday.
And still lost handily.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but OSU is undefeated the last 50 years when having 1 or fewer completion...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?" -Pinky
"Some mathematician has said that pleasure lies not in discovering truth, but in seeking it." -Tolstoy
I'm on twitter, though infrequently
coke zero is actually really damn good. way better than diet coke.
but i prefer my pop regular.
i never knew there was some sort of uhh stigma against men who drank diet pop…..until dr. pepper 10 told me.
by willbechampions on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup. I was secure in my manhood until a softdrink company told me I shouldn't be!!!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
You're only just cottoning to the entire purpose of advertising?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, Mick Jagger did say something about the fact that I couldn't be a man because I don't smoke the same
cigarettes as him.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
pop?
it’s all Coke.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
The mere fact that you call it that tells me you aren't ready
You've ruined the act, GOB.
by Fightin' Mildish on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Pop?
You already got that in Country music, now you’re trying to put it in my coke?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Put your hand down, Tim McGraw.
You have not put out a good song since the 90s. You do not have the answer to my question.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He had a good song in the 90's?
/Only countryish music I listen too is some old Johnny Cash and occasional bluegrass/hip hop fusions.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 17, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Does Bo Derek bring it to you on a beach?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you have to drink it under a bridge?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Oct 17, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Look at your man. No back to me. Now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly he’s not me. But he could drink carbonated beverages like me.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
LET'S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME LET’S HAVE A LO-CAL TIME
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
No, but I will.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Oct 17, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you fucking pussy.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 17, 2011 10:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
So confused.
I thought Miller Lite was for men.
How am I to prove my masculinity? Mix Dr. Pepper TEN with Miller Lite in a flaming Dr Pepper?
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Also, terrible missed advertising opportunity:
Dr. Pepper TEN:
Its smooth, Even Flow will make you feel Alive when you sip it on the Porch. Once you try it, you’ll as Why Go back to those Garden-variety diet drinks.
Dr. Pepper TEN… in the Black label.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 17, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's a rec.
Although points off for not getting “Release” in there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Looked for a way to include it. But had Oceans of problems getting that Deep.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
But does it taste SUPER COLD?
And how will we know?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Oct 17, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe when it gets cold
A blue purse appears over the label
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Oct 17, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Things I will never drink: Dr. Pepper.
Places I will never go: Napa parts stores.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, better hope you don't break down under a bridge
or you’re completely screwed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
BAD.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
So is Martin Truex.
Wasted potential, line 1…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I had to google who that was.
I have not watched a nascar race since I was forced to by my dad growing up.
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"Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 17, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
@ bar trivia last night
Question: Where do cattle sweat?
After some deliberation, me to my team: Well, I know that cattles’ noses are always dripping.
Trivia-dominating girlfriend gives skeptical look.
Me: Remember Bevo, the Texas mascot? Bevo’s nose is always shown dripping on TV.
Girlfriend: Yeah, you’re right.
We got the question right. Thanks, CFB.
Punt Your Wagon
/golf clap
“Paint Your Wagon” is a true masterpiece that is sadly underappreciated so nice to see it get some love
GONNA PAINT YOUR WAGON
GONNA PAINT IT FINE. GONNA USE OIL BASED PAINT CAUSE THE WOOD IS PINE
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Oct 17, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sing this to the tune of "Afternoon Delight."
WORKS PERFECTLY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Oct 17, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Ponderoooooosa Pine!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Oct 17, 2011 11:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Clint really could have used AutoTune.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
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