SAVE US OKLAHOMA-KANSAS, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
by Luke Zimmermann on Oct 14, 2011 1:46 PM EDT
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Sometimes I think Sal Paradise was right. Then I realize Stephen Garcia is very probably currently hitch hiking across these United States of America getting drunk wherever he feels like, eating Taco Bell out of something resembling a trough, and having his way with far too many people's daughters for us to feel good about where we're at as a country.
For the generation of twentysomething's that proceeded even Don Drapers' was the Beat Generation, the one currently encompassing those settling into the languor of adulthood is the Beat 'Em Down Generation. We've gotten far too accustomed to our Cal-versus-anyone football contests, our Boise State-Georgia's, hell, even our Red River Shootouts. But alas, this week's Rootability explores what's on this week's plate, and from first glance, it seems like this hefty serving may just lack the definitive preponderance of ass kickings we've grown spoiled by of late. Allow it to clarify (that Denard Robinson is like "Dolphin Tale" but with missiles) and provide direction (about a little place Coach Paul Johnson likes to call the Port of ShuttheF*#@Up) on this weekend's slate while moving you one step closer to finding a semblance of something, anything real in the ever evolving tenor of the moment. And remember, above all else, at some point, be it this weekend or beyond, this will invariably be you:
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yale Art department
the gift that keeps on giving
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 14, 2011 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
The safe word is "CHALUPA"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 14, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Would that be Chalupas regular....
or CHALUPAS GRANDES
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It'll be fun until someone loses an eye.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
My Friday present to you....
and you and you and you, too!
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
You wish.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
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Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
by VUfanInNJ on Oct 14, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'll admit, I'm attracted to powerful women.
Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condaleeza Rice, Serena Williams…
Wait a minute…
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 14, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
I love a good sitcom, but it's still rare that I laugh out loud at a line.
That one got a very loud laugh from me.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
That one got the out loud laugh from both of us...
and then we rewound the dvr and listened again.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Offensive line.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
It was another LOL-worthy gag from Modern Family.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Ok Ok
African American tight end.
by Onestatewest on Oct 14, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Cal's offensive line?
yes, it was offensive but I still laughed
KU perceives college sports as beginning tonight.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
YAIS
Boss man: A SERVER IS DOWN IF IT’S NOT BACK UP YOU’RE ALL FIRED
Me: (frantically
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 14, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
Grr
Me: (Frantically checks the logs… nothing)
Me : Tests… up.
Me tests from alternate ISP: up
Me: It’s already up?
Bossman: LOL I’M STEALING WIFI MAKES SENSE NOBODY GETS FIRED
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 14, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
remember Dilbert is a documentary.
it helps to understand pointy haired bosses.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I quoted Office Space to college students this week.
They stared at me blankly, because they were 8 years old when it came out.
/eats gun
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Oct 14, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let them enjoy their ignorance.
They’ll understand it all too well soon enough.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 14, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I for am looking forward to this week's edition of Bye Week Buddies.
A lot of ways you can go with it this weekend.
first sentence
excellent Hold Steady reference
I don't know if you're still in the Seattle area
but they’re playing the old Neptune Theater next Saturday. I haven’t been to the venue since they converted it from the old theater, but it looks great.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 14, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Coach Johnson would like to buy a vowel
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 14, 2011 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh, he's going to be using the U in a couple weeks.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
by Golden Hand on Oct 14, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I thought..
We were not supposed to post pornographic images like a gorilla blowing a taco. Fucked up, bro. fucked. up.
Ah, you hate to watch another tired man lay down his hand like he was giving up the holy game of poker. - Leonard Cohen
That's a Yeti
Mythological creatures are exempt from the rule, which is why I’m looking for a .jpg of Florida’s offense f*cking a football.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 14, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or an Auburn grad reading a book
or hell, an Auburn grad reading a street sign
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 14, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or a GT student dating a girl.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Oct 14, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Mark Richt winning a big game
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or a Tennessee grad with a job outside of retail
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
threeve sized photo
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
Big, rapey wolvernine cannot be contained by normal picture heights!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
very painterly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, it's from a few months ago when some Michigan site had a mascot contest
This one was creepy, but there were other good ones.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
I believe the winner also contained the state condiment
by Onestatewest on Oct 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Furries are weird.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HA!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
They creep me the fuck out.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a ND fan polishing his own silverware!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Or a USC grad free of Venereal Diseases
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or an Ohio State fan defecating in a proper toilet.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 14, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or a Longhorn sharing.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Or a sheep abstinent Aggie
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or Purdue.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 14, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Better!
Or a Purdue grad studying black holes
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 14, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a competent Ole Miss football coach.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
Or a D1 football team outside of Starkville
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Or a living escort near Craig James.
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
such a thing would be an affront to nature,
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
Or a innocent Aubrens
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 4:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
OVER THE LINE!
/Not really
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
The FSU preview for Duke has 249 comments.
oh man
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
SOON
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
YES SOON.
RENFREE G.O.A.T AT DINK AND DUNKIN
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
as I tell my friends.... the athlete gulf might be a bit too much
yes the screen pass might catch them 15 yards out of position, but they are 15 yards more athletic than duke is. probably.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Isn't Renfree the highest ranked QB Duke has recruited in a while?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
besides Pawlus? yes.
mind you, Pawlus was solely recruited for bball
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Whatever happened to him?
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he transferred to syracuse and wasn't great
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah I just found his stats. 13 TD's/14 INTs
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
though that was 1st year post-GERG
And his best receiver flaked on the team mid-year (still don’t know how Mike Williams hasn’t flaked in Tampa — he managed to get the doghouse of both Gerg and Marrone). Since he was getting killed out there instead of Nassib, I’m glad he spent that year in Orange.
A Duke QB that Referees his own game is a stroke of genius....ohh wait...
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 4:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
roncherry.gif
(We’regonnawin!)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
May I have my Friday back now please?
And to think a week ago RIGHT NOW I was in Louisiana.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Get to work at 7.
Have shit go boom at 745.
Walk site with owner from 9 until 1130
Have 2 hour lunch cause (didn’t pay – yeah!) and did good business relations.
Now have to work and just want nap.
Have missed all news everywhere.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of new Auburn trolls, HATERZ, LOL. Now you're caught up.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Much appreciated. Thank you.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Imma give you the business if you forget TITLES again!
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey read sig
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey come on now.
I do it because I care. I get picked on for being an Oklahoma fan!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Rabble rabble.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
we like OU this week.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone root should root against KU
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
derp
phone and typing do not mix well
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Well two of you do.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
...and two of us Texans don't
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 14, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I love Pantera, and I love Dime.
But Fuck Texas.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dime would punch you straight in the nuts for that statement.
Then pound a bottle of Jack.
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 14, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Mack Brown does.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I, for one, welcome our new BCS overlords Oklahoma.*
After they drop 300 points on KU.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be so awesome....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Posted in last post but ...
Got this as a gift, any opinions – got knowledge?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
Use as brandy
Probably tastes a bit like Calvados. If it’s real applejack, it’s made by freezing hard cider and straining out the ice. Old timey New England farmer’s tipple.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
Laird's website indicates it's not a true applejack
It’s 35% apple brandy (Calvados) and 65% neutral spirits. So it’s going to be lighter. Probably intended to be drunk straight over ice. If you like Martinis, it might be ok that way (or as a substitute for part of the rye in a Manhattan).
If it isn’t drinkable, cook some pork chops and onions in butter. Pull the chops, splash a few ounces of this in the pan, stir around. Add a bit more butter/salt/pepper if needed and pour over the chops. I guarantee that would be good.
ALMOST QUITIN' TIME, BITCHES!!!
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
DERP...lets try that again...
Keg: Meyer Lemon Belgian Wit
Keg: Black Rye Saison - ~6.5% ABV
Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
Bourbon Barrel Aging: Imperial Porter - ~10% ABV
On Deck: Apalachicola Bay Oyster Stout
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm saving the puppies one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You're going to use it on me aren't you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gonna use it on me as his "I baked you a cake"
after he posts a snake picture.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
He did that to me already this week.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
IT WASN'T A SNAKE PICTURE THOUGH
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
your point?
You still have to give me puppies to make up for it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
DO YOU GET OFF ON SEEING A CHILD MAULED TO DEATH BY PUPPIES?!
/sarcasm, in case it wasn’t obvious.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I particularly like the puppy who's going to town on the kids knees
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We'll just call that puppy Nick Fairley then.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 14, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
BAAAAWWWWWW, PUPPIES!
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Sal paradise was right...
Boys and sheep in Auburn (or Clemson, pick your poison) have such a sad time together. #trollintrollintrollintrollin
by 2MuchUrAssuming on Oct 14, 2011 3:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, I will see yall monsters tomorrow morning.
Family dinner tonight.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
All the buorbon, right?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
Shrimp gumbo, collard greens, dirty rice, flounder and cornbread await after the hour drive to Andrews.
And I have to dress up nice apparently.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Lay off my crappy english, this means you Chloe.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 14, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that sounds like a perfect meal
very jealous. Love the greens.
Is that a combination of quantum physics and alcohol?
Sounds good to me.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 14, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, or just a typo
I think I’ll go with the fumble fingers.
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
"I've been threatened before."
What a magnificent line on which to start listening to Friday Finebaum.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
Well I made the mistake of getting my haircut at walmart
Time to drink heavily to cope
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
like this?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that bad
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you think he got a free bowl of soup with that haircut
by Synaesthesia on Oct 14, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
^^^This is on every Japanese Barbers wall...
“you want haircut like Moe??”(points to Moes pic, then bows)
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 4:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Good lord, man.
Do you at least wear a hat 24 hours a day?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Nah.
It’s not awful. It’s just waaaaaaay shorter than I’ve had it in..um…10 years. I said, leave it shaggy, next thing I know she’s just going at it with the clippers
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ask a joking question, get a terrifying answer.
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 14, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
not as badly as that kid's life is
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 14, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
On the bright side he will his Dad's old Camaro when he turns 16.
It’s going to be a classic by then, he just got done primering it.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Aren't you people from the South?
How can you NOT know this exists?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This.
PeopleOfWalMart is a hit site for a reason, y’all.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
FUCK half that shit is in TN, FL, GA, OK, or VA.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
/walks into Walmart in Lincoln
/everyone is acceptably dressed
/walks back outside and checks sign
/confused
That's cause we're all upstanding folks.
Dollar General, on the other hand…
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying is Bama, Texas, and Mississippi are dramatically underrepresented?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Alabama has plenty of market share.
Mobile has 3 Wal-Marts and you can get a different flavor of trashy human beings at each. The one thing they all have in common is that Sunday is “beat your kids at Wal-Mart” day.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, to be fair, they're holding it down to only one day a week.
I’m sure the other six days they use compelling reasoning and perhaps the judicious use of timeouts and/or the threat of grounding to discipline their future juvenile delinquent offspring.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that looks... less than street legal
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"The shoes fit give Nick a raise."
Is that a shoe lift joke about their own coach?
Can’t be that self-aware/deprecating….
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
no, it's based on the repeated quest
to find a coach that could “fill Bear Bryant’s shoes.”
If you’ve seen the life-size statue at the stadium, you should be aware that Nick Saban is nine feet tall. Duh.
It might be the angle...but that front left wheel just doesn't look right
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the result of a crappy lowering job
A good suspension shop would have it cambered right.
To the tweetmobile!
someone got lazy with the string
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
crazy truckin
nashunal champunns PAWWLLL
I has signature?
by ZZR81024 on Oct 14, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
People there lack photo enabling cellphones?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I knew a kid with a rat tail once...
But combo’d with a mullet? Panama City(!) is too high-class for that.
There's a guy here in the office.
Mid-fifties, sports a solid 2ft rat tucked under his dress shirt. It’s fairly horrid looking.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
A 2ft rat tail is "fairly horrid"? That's....generous.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Well it's pencil thin and braided, plus mostly hidden.
i just don’t want to know the motivation for keeping it at that age.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have used an f word in front of horrid as well.
But it sure as hell wouldn’t have been “fairly.”
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Oct 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Like Georgia Tech standards?
/Trollgaze
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Every horse's ass needs a tail.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 14, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Be a man, drug him, cut that shit off, nail it to the cubicle wall as a warning to others
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 5:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I go to church with a kid with a rat tail.
It ain’t just the South, y’all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I can confirm Panama City is too classy for the rattail mullet
They even sell shirts that say, “You don’t need a huge rattail if you’ve got a Big Johnson”
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 14, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I GREW UP ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Look, I like my rattails ratty and my mullets thick and full.
It’s Party in the back, not skateboard and shoplift in the back.
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 14, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Back in middleschool boys would grow mullets and then get them permed
/Grew up in East Tennessee
//Did not have or perm a mullet, though, like everyone, had some bad hair “days”
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
A "permullet"?
A contender to the jheri curl’s title as worst hairdo ever.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was very incongruous -- guys with relative straight, short hair in the front and sides
with a curly mat basically stapled to the back of their head like a dead animal pelt.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Wasn't that Mark Gastineau's contribution to society?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That and some ridiculous dance.
But, yes, I think you’ve identified patient zero. The infection spread quickly to the hills of East Tennessee…
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Bidness up front, party out back
http://gonzogeek.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/joe-dirt-4.jpg
Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 14, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Better?
Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 14, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No...but this will ruin your day
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Keg: Indian Brown Ale - ~6.5% ABV
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by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Oct 14, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Necessary title click is necessary.
Jeebus, I do not want to start getting seizures.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Seizures that will also put me in Hell!!!
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
wat
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 14, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me of a haunted house I went to this past weekend
Out in Forney, Texas!
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 14, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Were you on acid? Cause, man, that is f'd up.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
Why did this post twice?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
WHY?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Spur of the moment thing
Friday night, friends of mine were all like ‘we oughtta go out to Forney" and I was like “We oughtta what now?” and they said "You’ve been here at this bar a while, ain’tcha Burrito!" and I said “HAWHAWHAW yup” so they said “We’ll drive, let’s went!” and I said “tote whatevs long as we stop to get me some beer.”
The haunted trail, with various shacks and such over various open acres, was surprisingly cool.
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 14, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
is that a clever way of referring to the State fair?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fox really needs to improve its HD cameras.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Look! It's a Nick Saban pass rush!
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 4:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Exxxxiiit Liiggghhhhht! Enterrrrrr Niiiiigghhttt!
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 5:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The most nightmare fuel of nightmare fuel
I hate the Angels.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Never grew one of those.
Watching my father use it as a handle on an elder brother gave me…. pause.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The result of extended MullTail exposure - NASCAR
Come worship at the Heavy Metal Altar of Molten British Steel....
Come...Smoke with the Priest
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Oct 14, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
title click
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
ohhhh bristol!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS.
Don’t you find it to be one of my endearing qualities?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL COLLEGE STUDENT
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I hadn't had a haircut in 3 months
Have never gotten one here and my mom said, your hair better be cut before we get there (Sat). So I went to Wal Mart. 4 minutes later, bye bye hair
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, mom will be happy.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So, not really a grow-ass man, then, eh?
Nothing personal, I’m more just amazed that a mom can tell a college aged kid what sort of hairstyle he should have, and he complies.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a joke more or less
In small talk I had been telling her I need a hair cut but never did. I would wait til I went home but that’s mid-November. So I thought, if they’re coming, they might as well come to me with a haircut.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, OK.
There’s less imperative there than I had been led to believe.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, at what point, sober, do you think getting the haircut at WalMart ends well?
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
That's where all my roommates do it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
OH I'M ALMOST MARRIED MAN THAT GIRLS HOT SHIT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT WHY DO I LIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah those
Seriously, this was the first place I have ever gone other than my regular barber. So I had no clue what to ask for because it’s usually “just like last time”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no 1 is almost bald
no 2 is stubble (easy to care for)
no 3 is approaching hair.
….
no 8 is an inch long or so.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
BOTC - Read the Adventures of the BigXII if you doubt our serious attitude towards sports.
by Anon_the_younger on Oct 14, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Planning...
You know that thing in your wallet that you have to carry that proves that you are allowed to operate a motor vehicle…It has a picture of you on it. If that picture is half way decent, just pull it out and say “Like That”.
/have had to do this overseas with barbers that don’t speak anything like English. It works just fine.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
You're a braver man than I for using a parikmakher
I always toughed it out until getting back to the US
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 14, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Calculated risk
I’m a ‘leave it to the last minute’ type at home when it comes to getting a hair cut and more than once have I been caught with the 3-week biz trip out of nowhere when I should have gotten my hair cut at least a week ago.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Fair enough
I just don’t think I could communicate what I wanted
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Shear pressure!
/I’ll show myself out.
OPPORTUNITY IS NOWHERE
by Uga in DC on Oct 14, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Curl Up and Dye!
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 5:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Or a place that doesn't even use real english ...
But not WalMart
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My neighborhood rules for cheap haircuts
Tons of places staffed with hot Vietnamese stylists. All of them do a decent haircut for $10-$12.
Either love your players or get out of coaching.
And, where, pray tell, is this wonderful neighborhood located?
"I have raging ADD. For me, smoking pot would be like taking a homeless man camping."
~ Sid Davis
by MtnEer_in_SC on Oct 14, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I love getting my haircut in immigrant-friendly neighborhoods.
It blows the price scale all to hell.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You can get a hair cut at Walmart?
What the fuck I don’t even
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 14, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how people get eye exams there.
Trusting your vision to “Sam’s Choice” optometrists, there’s a wise move.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And you can get your picture made there, too!
Once all that’s done you can grab a Big Mac
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 14, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
and you can go for a starbucks........
……….but I don’t think you’ll have time for a handjob
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
It ain't surgery
As a corrective lens wearer: What could they do that could be bad…make the glasses to the wrong prescription? Gee, guess they’ll have to re-do them.
Besides, since most of us that go to the optometrist do so every year, and have been doing so every year for many years, and a good number of us could probably guess the prescription changes that need to be made before we make the appointment. So the Dr. can’t get too far off without the flags going up.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Been 20/20 for 39yrs - no thanks to Wal-Eye for me.
By all means do as you wish though.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't brag....
lest you look forward to being all sorts of self-conscious when you have to wear those little reading half glasses before you turn 50!
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
and Wal Mart does a great job, actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, they don't actually.
Had to have a pair replaced thrice due to substandard production. I was not pleased.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 14, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Pictured: Surgeon and Son
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 14, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I go to Wal-Mart for that pain-in-the-ass annual exam that 1-800-CONTACTS requires.
They won’t let you call up and go “I can still see. Send me another box of the same.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
THIS
Why is it so difficult to order the EXACT SAME CONTACTS this month as I order three months ago? I kinda/sorta/not really get it if you are changing the rx but the same ones? Just give them to me.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
I DONT GET THIS EITHER IVE HAD THE SAME PRESCRIPTION FOR TEN YEARS NOW
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Im Opt.....whateverists lobbied to get it changed from 2 to 1 year a while back
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
No idea why my title started with "Im"
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
and this is the first year since i was 10 that my Rx has improved SO THERE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
One upped
Mine’s done that three of the last seven years…
I should take this as good news but because i was thinking about corrective surgery my opto won’t recommend until they stay unchanged three years in a row.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
Problem is my astigmatism seems more pronounced to me.
So furk.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I've just been halfway paying attention to PAWWWWWLLLL today.
Right now I’m incredibly confused.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Mac N Cheese With Hotdogs and habenero hotsauce
Mhmm
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And how early did you start hitting the bong today?
Seriously though, that sounds delicious.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 14, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Between this & the Wal-cut
someone’s wearing his Bad Idea jeans.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 14, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Oct 14, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well my other bad idea was buying 93 proof Ron Diaz
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
you can bounce back from that one.
coke & limes baby.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 14, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It was 15 for a handle
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Just beware of booths.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It was amazing.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 14, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I know he's a recovering crack addict, but I thought, what the heck, let him watch the house while I'm gone.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
You should jalapenos in there
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 14, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
Big East to add Boise St, Navy, Air Force in FB, Central FL in all sports. BSU does realize this isn’t much, if any, of a step up right?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'd consider it a step up.
Especially if the Big East keeps AQ status.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
More random collection of teams (regionally)
Big East or the WAC.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Not really.
I’d consider the teams entering in that scenario stronger than Pitt and Syracuse.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Eh.
I think the main thing it does is weaken the MWC and CUSA enough to keep them from being strong enough to replace the BE’s auto-bid.
As I keep telling people
Who cares? After the current BCS contract runs out, there’s absolutely nothing forcing the BCS to stay with 6 AQ conferences. They can have just five if they want to, and probably stave off anti-trust lawsuits easily if they threw the non-AQs another bone and allowed two non-BCS champs to qualify automatically instead of just one.
At this point in time, anything is better than the current $1.4 MM MWC paycheck and the Siberian Gulag that is the MTN Network
And the possibility of a 1 loss Boise State team in a BCS bowl warms the cockles.
by idaho_techsan on Oct 14, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Granted
Still think the Big 12 is a better fit.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
PAWWWWWWWWLLLLL THE BIG 12 IS ASKEARED OF BOISE
I’MA HANG UP AND LISSEN
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
If ESPN told Big 12 that BYU didn't bring enough TVs
then they’re sure as hell not inviting Boise.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
True
But Boise has more TV’s than TCU brings from the DFW market.
by idaho_techsan on Oct 14, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
THEY REALLY WANT NORTHERN ILLINOIS.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 14, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
So...
Boise, UCF, USF, Cincy, UConn, Louisville, WVU, Rutgers, Air Force, Navy.
Is… is that really an AQ conference?
It would be great if went anti-B1G and really take the geography seriously...
Big East East: WVU, Louisville, USF, UCF, UConn, Navy, Rutgers, Cincy
Big East West: Air Force, Boise St.
or Columbia
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...noone hears or pays attention
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
THIS GOES HERE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
With Garcia, I liked the warm feeling but
I was tired of all the dehydration.
Only in Louisiana:
Co-worker, LSU fan, from Louisiana and family still there, just told me a story about his momma.
Mr. McGough (think McGoo) is returning Momma’s chihuahua in the near future. Momma is very excited about this. She’s getting two new key chains and a new placard for the wall for it. The key chains are going to be made of puppy paws. The placard is a head mount. The chihuahua died about a year ago. Mr. McGough is the taxidermist.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
They didn't eat the chihuaha?
poor form.
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Nope, Chuck Testa.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Oct 14, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So What Happens During Bye Week In The SEC?
Frat boys spend all afternoon mocking the local Occupy Wall Street, err, Dickson Street crowd.
by Jim Grizzle on Oct 14, 2011 4:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
the 1%...
…of dealership kids
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Why is it that 1% of the commenters here..
Done drank 110% of the booze? (before 9am on gameday)#occupyBourbonstreet
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 14, 2011 5:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Without any spiders whatsoever
Occupy Chicago, if you clog up the CTA at quittin’ time tonight, I swear to COTG, I will lock you all in a room with NDNation for a week.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 14, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Occupy Gainesville is hillarious.
It was, like, four people yelling when I saw it, and a bunch of other people wondering what the hell was going on.
And this is in a town where you can get a hundred person protest going just by asking politely if they’re like to protest a thing…
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 14, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Occupy Duke was supposed to happen today I guess
This might be a case of the protesters being outnumbered by the 1 percent
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Oct 14, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do they still have the occasional 9-11 truther protest at the University-13th intersection?
/good times in Gainesville
No sir
They’ve mutated into a more generic protest, but it’s still weekly.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 17, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
The "Don't Taze Me, Bro" March on UPD:
Stupid moment in UF student body history, or stupidest moment in UF student body history?
ron Zook?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's why I limited it to student body.
You open it up to the people in charge and you have to include things like Ron Zook, the Chevy Chase impersonator at the 2007 Basketball Championship Celebration, and naming 47 buildings and roads after Gale Lemerand.
I hope you're not a furrin exchinj student
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No, there was this guy...
That threw his stolen computer out the window when the cops knocked on his door.
I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
by Phocion on Oct 14, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, this is Chicago
any excuse for delays will produce delays. hope you like stopped trains.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ESCYOO ME PASSENGERS
THIS TRAIN GON BE DELAYED DUE TO CORPORATE GREED.
/nospidersplz
Ambitious, but rubbish.
IF These Occupy Peeps Had ANY Balls Whatsoever...
…they would all pile in their VW buses running on used grease and drive between 10-20 miles to either Tyson or Wal-Mart headquarters to protest, you know, ACTUAL Fortune 100 corporations.
Maybe they are practicing on the Kappa Sigs and working their way up.
Tyson shoots to kill.
anyway, Kappa Sig is a pretty prole frat anyway. /TROLOLOLOL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
In 2013
the MWCUSA cometh.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
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