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Where does Auburn go to get its reputation back?
Where does Auburn go to get its reputation back?
— We don't know, Kevin Scarbinsky, since Auburn's reputation before the Cam Newton scandal was pretty much the same in the eyes of everyone not claiming Tigerplainseagle citizenship. Also, everyone NOT in the SEC thinks every school cheats constantly, so if Auburn really wants its old reputation back, it would get Gene Chizik caught promising a player money on tape, and then assume its former glory. As of right now, this is the NCAA saying there was no evidence of any wrongdoing. Danny Sheridan's waiting for a thank-you for cleaning up your rep, Auburn. He's still waiting, right there at the underpass he shares with his seven pet chinchillas and an invisible Inca king he refers to as "Potatoface the 6th."

