THE CURIOUS INDEX, 10/10/2011
by Spencer Hall on Oct 10, 2011 9:37 AM EDT
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PrintNO, YOU GET TO DO THAT. The rule is stupid, but if someone's going to break the seal on making SEC refs enforce a rule about aesthetics, let it be an Aussie punter for Louisiana State on a fake punt TD.
Getting better. Excited. Oh, and let's not forget "frustrated." And there we are, hyperventilating, and trying to remember that things take time, and that Alabama lost to UL-Monroe in year one of the Saban era, and that LSU has been incubating this beast for the better part of four years since their 2007 title, and oh Jesus the ceiling isn't supposed to bleed, is it DAMN YOU MUSHROOMS YOU TURN ON US AT THE WORST MOMENTS.
But yes, Saturday sucked in this much detail, and even more when you had to sit through all of it counting the seconds. (In other landmark moments of conference taunting: well played, K-State fans.)
MEANWHILE IN THE CULT OF LES: You win by committing fewer "Fu-pas" than the other team. We are afraid Florida with Charlie Weis as offensive coordinator starts each game with one large one on the sideline.
POLLS POLLS POLLS POLLS POLLS WE DO ADORE. LSU, Bama, and Oklahoma, and after this weekend's carnage that sounds more than right. Stanford is up there, too, even if their fans don't exactly show up for a blowout of hapless, legless, armless, and harmless Colorado. (Third quarter tree races! Whee!)
THE ACC TAKES ORDERS FROM ESPN. Boy, the ACC better be glad we don't run their CFB programming. We would have totally ordered theme to take the Universidad de la Habana and Pepperdine so we could blow company money on vast condos in both places for our pleasure. In other news re: BC, their AD is a passive-aggressive dick.
THAT SHIT BRAY, AND BRAY MEANS "SAD." Tyler Bray is out six weeks with a broken thumb, meaning the clearly lipread "I don't think it's broken" on Saturday night was a misdiagnosis by Dr. Bray. His replacement will be Matt Simms, son of Phil Simms, who will beat up anyone who says anything bad about his son. Meanwhile, keep TROLL-IN TROLL-IN TROLL-IN WHAATTT---
THIS IS A SIGN. We remain convinced that the Lost Clemson Fan is the human Wazzu flag of marketing schemes, and that he will pop up at various games across America as the season wears on in a brilliant show by Clemson's athletic department.
UNDEFEATED AND UNAWARE. Um.
Because coach Ron Zook, who tells his players to keep playing and not worry about the score, took his own advice too literally and was so immersed in the game that he didn’t know the score.
‘‘We were down five, right? Up five, I mean,’’ he said. ‘‘It was 20-13? Up seven?’’
You know that airline ad where they show an embarrassing moment and say, ‘‘Wanna get away?’’ This was it.
‘‘Maybe I didn’t know what the score was,’’ Zook said. ‘‘That’s happened to me before. It’s usually when we’re behind. [This will] give you something to pound us about.’’
2011 can die now, thx.
REDEEMING THIS MORNING'S COLLECTION OF CHARRED BODIES AND SADNESS. Shel Silverstein, mean-mugger supreme. "I call this poem 'The Ain't-Givin'-A-Fuck-Tree.'"
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2011 isn't that bad.
I just wish they were playing college football this year. It’s a shame the whole season got cancelled.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 9:40 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wait
Purdue is going to win the National Championship?
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
You realize of course that Nebraska is coming soon?
I mean, we’re not terribly good, but at the moment y’all might be worse than UT-Chattanooga. And that’s coming from someone that generally likes the Gophers and hopes Kill can get it turned around.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Nebraska, Iowa, and Wisconsin in the next 5 weeks.
But like I said, shame about there being no season this year.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Iowa/Minnesota will probably be hilarious this year.
Can they just leave the pig in Clear Lake for a year, since no one deserves it?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Think Bielema will push it over 60?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
In what, the 2nd quarter?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
You're being generous.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like it's time for me to make some more money while gambling
After my previous adventure betting on Clemson to cover by 21.5, where Clemson won by 22.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww...
At least you have the Twins Vikings Timberwolves winter.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They can never take our Golden Light.
Though I wish they would.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Minnesota fans = Starks.
Winter is coming.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Minnesota fans=White Walkers
Dead, but ambulatory
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Could be worse.
I’m not sure how, but it could.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
People could be acting genuinely excited about a WNBA title?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Minnesota fans = House Stark? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Winter is coming.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
A once great house.
Now they don’t really exist, except in rumor and exile.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Gah - thought the first post failed.
Still, I think the second picture is better.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
How someone didn't do an 8-ball post here is beyond me
Fuck Clemson
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Oct 10, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
There's no season?
Furk. That means K-State’s going to go 13-0 and it won’t count.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU!
I’m trying to broker a bet between you and Chloe. Make it happen.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
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Yes.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Blood makes the dirt have green stuff grow on it.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I suspect you do not drink Miller Lite when you choose to have a sort of pilsnery flavored water.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG BRILLIANT IDEA
Single-serving powder packets of pilsner flavor to put in 1/2 liter bottles of overpriced water!
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Beer-flavored workout powders?
Let’s get top men working on ths.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
TOP. MEN.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It has benefits!
http://www.diet-blog.com/07/beer_as_a_post_workout_drink.php
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reposting from late late last night to get more feedback
Do you think a former player at the top level (NFL, MLB, College athletics, whatever) has in inherent advantage at coaching that sport at a high level, or do you think someone who only play high school or not at all could be just as good, if not better as a coach?
Mike Leach, Paul Johnson, Chip Kelly, and Charlie Weis never played at a college level. I know in baseball it is a LOT worse, that is all nepotism.
NO
but having the kind of cachet that comes with having played at such a high levels definitely helps land the job.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Oct 10, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Two words: Turner Gill
Additional words: Mike Dubose.
by Counter Trap on Oct 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Two more words: Mike Shula
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2011 12:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
It's rare to see HOF players become great, or even good coaches.
Look at Michael Jordan, for instance. I think great players struggle to translate their genius to lesser mortals.
by Tracer Bullet on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I struggled tutoring people in physics
too many things were just obvious to me.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Same thing with history
I can’t understand why people don’t understand the motivation’s for the Thirty Years War.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Habsburgs
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fucking Hapsburgs fucking Hapsburgs.
Fucking anemia, how does it work?
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
BAM! Cadet branch Bourbon out of fucking nowhere!
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
PLINY THE ELDER!
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 10, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Notre Dame defenestrates Nick Petrelli
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHO WON?
That’s right, the Not Catholics.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It's really hard to find a winner in the 30 years war
Except the coffin makers and people who hate Germans, as there were 30% fewer Germans at the end of the whole thing.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Dutch came out of it pretty well.
France, too. But yeah, Germany and Bohemia didn’t do so well.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm. Victory for a Catholic country?
I’ll claim it just to piss off Petrelli.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I say it's a loss for Catholics
Because the HRE broke up permanently and the Vatican lost SIGNIFICANT power. Protestants got equal legal rights, so yeah, loss for the Catholics.
Also, France lost in the long run because the breakup of the HRE allowed for the creation of Prussia a century down the line.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HRE broke up permanently?
The what was it still doing hanging around as part of the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession (1701-1714)? Yes, it lost territories following Westphalia (and the internal princedoms gainsed a great deal of sovereignty) but it’s final dissoultion wouldn’t occur for close to a century and a half.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um, ok, back to the WOSS
The causus belli of the war was the death of the last Spanish Hapsburg, King Charles II (r. 1661-1700). Louis XIV of House Bourbon had wed Charles’ half-sister Maria Teresa and HRE Leopold I, head of House Hapsburg and wed Charles’ sister Margarita Teresa giving both a claim to the Spainish throne, Charles having died leaving no heir of his own.
Attempting to settle the matter peacefully, in 1668 Louis and Leopold agreed that upon the death of King Charles, the Spanish Empire would be divided. Louis would gain The Spanish Netherlands [Belgium], Lombardy, Sardinia, and Navarre, as well as Naples and Sicily (which France had been trying to conquer since the 13th century), plus the Philippines, while the Habsburg claimant to the throne would get Spain proper and the Americas. This seemed an equitable solution to the problem, since each dynasty gained something from the deal, while Spain was united with neither, which would have created an unprecedented superpower.
When Charles finally died in 1700, Louis promptly decided to scrap the agreement, hoping to secure the entire Spanish Empire for his middle grandson, Philip of Anjou, then about 17. Naturally, Leopold, and most of the rest of Europe’s monarchs objected and thus the Two Crowns go to war against the Grand Alliance.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure what this is arguing, or replying to...
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That the HRE was still a viable player fifty-two years later
As opposed to a de facto break-up in 1648.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At that point HRE is basically just Austria
It is not anywhere close to resembling what the HRE was. Again, de facto end of the HRE was in 1648.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Hungary as the hapsburgs worked on consolidating power there also
However the other princedoms still maintained a nominal fealty to the HRE. Plus, the HRE is still in the game as Louis and Leopold had planned to divide up the Spainish possessions. When this failed, it sealed the fate of the HRE but to write them off, even a de facto write off, before 1714 is ignoring quite a bit.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hold the same view with them as I do the idea of the Roman Empire
A lot of people go with the fall as Constantinople as the end of the Roman Empire, but it was basically over in 476 when Rome fell. It was only the Roman Empire in the east in name only. Same with HRE after 1648
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd argue that happened at the Peace of Augsburg
Cuius regio, eius religio is no way to run an empire, son. or even an agglomeration of quasi-feudal independant counties, duchies, principalities, archbishroprics, and independant cities.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, it allowed choice
But they still weren’t really legal. I also forgot to mention Westphalia recognized Calvinism as a religion.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Richelieu-era France was at best nominally Catholic.
It wasn’t until Louis XIV that France starts getting all enslavey on their homegrown Protestants.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
West Virginia won the 30 years war
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you been reading alternate history books again?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
The weird thing is
Im not even sure I like the Ring of Fire books.
The first was okay, but dont care for Flint’s writing style. The style got better with Weber, but the books just drag. I cant believe the community that has developed around those books.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Appalachians as the most modern/enlightened people on the face of the earth?
I can see how that might appeal to some persons.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I did like the cheerleader/sniper combo.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a cool idea, and kinda fun to explore the ramifications.
That said, it’s run its course.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Graniteville Gazette
Given Flint’s personal politics and background, of course the local labor leader & co are going to act a certain way.
And adding Weber makes everything better.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Nick lands in shit, walks away whislting.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
And there it is.
Great players usually have a difficult time coaching. It’s not easy to say “Just go do what I did,” and they also usually can’t explain how they did things. They just did.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I can’t teach anyone anything, unless they already have an aptitude for it. The frustration level, it is high.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lou Holtz is another.
While he “played” college football, do you really think he got on the field? I cant imagine he was much more than a practice body. And usually, those are the type of players who make the best coaches. The guys who spend a lot of time on the bench watching.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, if you look at baseball . . .
. . . a lot of the best managers had either a negligible or no MLB career of their own. Guys that have to grind it out and really study the game to hang on as long as they did tend to really know it as a manager. Sparky Anderson played in the show for only 152 games and was a career .218 hitter. Jim Leyland never made it to the show and was a .222 hitter in the minors.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 10, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know
But for every Sparky there are 5 Robin Ventura’s
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so
http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/List_of_current_Major_League_Baseball_managers
Where I will agree with you, however, is that MLB is terrible about recycling retreat managers once they make it into the club.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Threadjack:
In what sport is the manager/coach most irrelevant to the success of the team?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The NBA
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gregg Popovich would like a word.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Gregg Popovich was the GM - that's different.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No, R.C. Buford is the GM
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Oct 10, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
If memory serves, Popovich was the GM for that team before he was the coach
/checks the wikis
Right I was.
I remember him firing Brian Hill right when David Robinson returned from injury looked, in a word, fishy as all hell.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Soccer
At least on game days. It’s the only sport where (in theory) you can get penalized (carded) for “excessive coaching” from the sidelines.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is probably the best answer.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
In tennis any in-match coaching can be penalized, not just 'excessive' coaching
by drothgery on Oct 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't even think about individual sports . . .
. . . but that would vault golf and tennis to the top. I think you could replace most golf “swing coaches” with Santeria practitioners and have about the same effect.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do bowling coaches exist?
I assume so, but considering how little money bowlers make, I dont know how they would survive.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
And yet, former MVP Joe Torre.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Torre was a shit manager until he got handed oodles of talent with the Yankees.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'll allow it.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear Ole Miss...
Twinkle, twinkle. (It’s Monday. It’s Columbus Day. I am off. I am 5. QED.)
by Counter Trap on Oct 10, 2011 9:41 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
Houston Nutt wants to know if Death Star Junior College has any prospects with whom he could have a little chat.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
GIGGITY LASERBLASTUKUS ALDERAAN EXHAUST PORT!
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Defeats Empire
//loses to Adumari
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ron Zook is undefeated in October
The world is shitting on the entire state of Florida’s footballs (UF-FSU-Jags-Bucs at least)
Merril Hoge is still a gigantic douchebag
and THAT’s what Shel Silverstein looked like? The fuck?
I’m going back to bed.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
That didn't take long to reappear.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
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by WVPiratesfan on Oct 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Fucking Mayans man.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Wait but that's nex------you know what, fuckin Mayans is right, man.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
The Jacksonville Sharks of the Arena Football League scoff at this.
AFL SuperBowl champs bitches!
/haz only 1 straw.
//grasps tighter
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wooo, hate week, let's start this off slow
How do I pacing
by Emerszi on Oct 10, 2011 9:41 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
So as an Auburn fan
How does it make you feel that Alabama dramatically increased your chances in this game?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Considering I thought we'd be 1-4 in OCT an now
Can realistically predict 3-2, I Ain’t Mad, Bro.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Meh. You were going to claim the win anyway
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I am disappointed with the lackluster level of Auburn trolling lately.
It’s on par with Auburn tackling at this point.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sorry, real world stuff has consumed all my attention
I’ve also been disappointed in some of my bama friends/acquaintances who were bragging that yet another QB went down. Sorta of a headhunting celebration. Poor taste, I thought.
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I hate that shit.
Please don’t judge us all based on the gumps.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Don't forget
There were AU faithful claiming Fairley was legit, clean player EVERY DOWN last year. Nasty hit on Murray? NOPE, IT WAS CLEAN.
There are retards on both sides of that battle.
"If wanting to win is a fault, as some of my critics seem to insist, then I plead guilty. I like to win. I know no other way. It's in my blood." -- Paul "Bear" Bryant
by GeauxCrimson on Oct 10, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't here on Saturday.
"When I get the ball, I think about touchdowns; when I think about touchdowns, I think about money." - Onterrio McCalebb
by alexanderkotov on Oct 10, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for this
Shell-shocked and self-loathing, this Gator needed some “I need to punch something in the face” juice.
This will do.
You had me at "meat tornado."
Start reeeeeeeeaaaaaal slow
Per wikipedia so it must be true:
After the 1939 dedication of Auburn Stadium, the Gators would not win (or tie) a game on the Auburn campus for another thirty-four years.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Oct 10, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
early preview of Florida @ Auburn
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Oct 10, 2011 9:46 AM EDT reply actions 16 recs
Which kitty has the high ankle sprain?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That explains Lloyd Carr's success against them.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
Erroneous!
Even kittens have claws.
You had me at "meat tornado."
by Jack Fact on Oct 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec not for the hate,
but for the tortoise shell calicoes.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
Are we taking what an incompetent BC AD says as the golden truth now?
Dude dicktrips over simple coaching hires, how can we be certain he isn’t just full of shit on this issue? Especially when Pitt and ’Cuse were targets during the last go-round.
It was a very BC thing for him to say
So it’s true.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Im sure UConn was mentioned during discussions
and he shot them down. But I doubt they were actually “considered”.
Pitt is so much an obviously better choice.
Then again, what I just said + Swofford probably means UConn was considered.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Wing NOT the first
Buffalo LB Khalil Mack had a pick-six called back for taunting week 2. But, of course, since it didn’t happen in the SEC, it didn’t really happen.
by zibby on Oct 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You saying Gary Danielson was wrong?
Chose your words carefully.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 10, 2011 9:49 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
If a taunt happens in the MAC,
And no one if there to hear it, does it make a penalty?
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 10, 2011 9:53 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
According to GD...
…swagger is allowed in Aussie Rules Football. HOWEVAH, I think the biggest taunt in the game was the Tebow jump pass play run by the Tigers. #neverforget
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Oct 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
So you got the demons out?
Feel better now?
/we can still hypothetically win the East.
//see you in ATL
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
WORD
Thank you JJ for that awesome moment!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
If only he had done the little Tebow "call me" gesture afterwards
but we learned our lesson for taunting… naughty punter!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
was it not the FUPA comment? I'm going with the FUPA comment.
oh i see, you were strictly commenting on the in-game taunting.
/dontcareaboutdownyearstillhavinghappytime
by haveagreatday on Oct 10, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
So guys, what happened on Saturday?
I was at a brewfest so I didn’t get to watch the Gator game. Guys? Hey, has this Gainesville always been on fire? That’s pretty weird…
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 9:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FLORIDA FOOTBALL 2011: WIN OR LOSE, WE STILL BOOZE
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your team may lose the game
But you can still win the weekend.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We did indeed, win the weekend
EDSBS CREW IN RED STICK:
Courtesy of Little Red Corvette
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Glad y'all made it through alive.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Bourbon and I made a lot of new friends.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
"TIGAH BAIT! TIGAH BAIT! Y'ALL SUCK!"
[pushes kid out to scream at us] “Gators suck!”
“Now c’mere and try this”
We were invited to come join no fewer than 12 tailgates on our walk from one end of campus to the other. Each was friendlier than the last, had absurdly good food and OH MY were they heavy-handed with their liquor pours.
Also, NEVER ASK what’s in boudin. Just enjoy it.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would love a fanpost where y'all write up what all happened, your impressions, etc.
I find visiting fans’ accounts at tailgates/games really fascinating for some reason.
/GrandpaSimpsonsAtTheBurlesqueHouse.gif
We had a fantastic time overall.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I spotted yall and grabbed a quick video on my iPhone
Looked like yall were have a real good time.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 10, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
There might a be a picture out there that looks something like this
but with less Dr. Peppers and less neon
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
We did have a real good time
under an overpass on Friday night and Chloe is right, there is photographic evidence….
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am not good enough at the english
I think LRC or one of the girls was going to post some things howevah
Besides, my memories of the event are…fuzzy…at best. Thinking about posting the text msg convo b/w me & the wife where I convinced her I was in jail though.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Anthropolgal is working on one.
She teaches so she rites gud
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Teaches ANTHRO though
/mdwm
//trollgaze
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
5000 words on the hermeneutics of bourbon
Coming right up.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/Archer quotes go here
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
KILL. FIRE. BURN. KILL.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
FanPost is up
Short but sweet since I am at work… may edit more later at home
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe I will cry tears of inestimable sadness
over the fact I missed this hootenanny.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
My flight to Norfolk on Friday was continuing to New Orleans by way of Orlando.
If not for the hordes of children on the intermediate leg, I might’ve just stayed on board for a few extra hours.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
perfect account
of 99% of the exchanges
What you have said is not unmeaningless.
by Fear-the-Hat on Oct 10, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
They gave me a beer list
I checked off 58. I lost my pen at some point before we left so there were probably more beers drank than that too.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Every time I go to a Tech road game
ACCCGs, Orange Bowl, @Vandy, etc I see uga fans at the game.
WTF?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You see gtne91
They were born as UGA fans, but on the inside they feel like GT fans…
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It must be even more frustrating to see half of Bobby Dodd full of Georgia fans
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we need someone to buy our season tickets.
We just need to make you buy them in alternate years too.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually though
Ive only been inside Bobby Dodd once in the last 20 years. I didnt see any uga fans, but lots of FSU fans.
It was the Miracle on North Ave, which occurred right in front of me.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Went to a VT-GT Thursday night game a few years ago
There were more UGA fans sitting around me than GT fans. Of course, that was the same game that the GT fans left by the 4th quarter loudly booed Chan Gailey when he popped up on the big screen. And now he’s on the early short list for NFL Coach of the Year. Weird stuff.
by Orange&Maroon on Oct 10, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that NFL coaching =/= NCAA Coaching?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
VT is in ATL same year as uga
so lots of season tix are purchases in order to have them for that 1 game.
And when uga isnt playing (like on a Thursday), they show up.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I only remember one game as a student where we were almost outnumbered (not counting the U(sic)GA game)
Clemson 2001. Fuck that game hard.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Its funny cause its true
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Alrighty then, North Avenue Trade School
/trolololololololololol
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Ive never understood why yall think that is an insult
Damn right we are NATS.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Well, generally "trade school" has a negative connotation
Especially when framed in the whole debate between getting a liberal arts education and an engineering one. “Trade school” implies that Tech students learn how to fix cars or something, which is about as accurate as the use of [sic] to imply that the University of Georgia is not actually a collection of degree-granting colleges.
/football is srs bizness
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but our bookstore sells NATS t-shirts
and we* buy them and wear them.
Making a joke that we already make ourselves is kind of, well, pointless. Our degrees are, in fact, “trades” compared to a liberal arts education.
*not me
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would think most people think of "trade school" as teaching how to fix pipes
And not what students at Tech are actually doing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
of course, which is the source of the "humor"
But nuclear engineering, for example, is just a trade with bigger more complicated pipes. And neutrons.
And Computer Science is just dealing with a series of tubes.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And if you graduate with a UGA English degree these days . . .
. . . you’re probably hosed. So I guess it all balances out.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Oct 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not probably. Definitely.
I will never forget the English Dept sending out solicitations to apply for unpaid internships abroad “because it is much cheaper to live over there” so the fact that you aren’t making any money won’t be as apparent.
/ has kid who wants to go to a small liberal arts college
// may start keeping a list of cheap COL countries for internships
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If you don't live in the big cities, Russia can be dirt cheap
(note: not liable for loss of limb or life due to spending time in Eastern Europe)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what about North Avenue Technical College?
by ItsComplicated on Oct 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Or, for all those Tech fans laughing at our ag college
The North Avenue Institute of Gold Farming
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Penn State has
“The Farmer’s High School” T-shirts. I don’t own one but I think they’re rad. LAND GRANT AG SCHOOL PRIDE YALL
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 10, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There is a reason 97% of the alumni
fly off the handle whenever someone calls us Georgia Tech University.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Memes on an internet sports board?
It’s more likely than you think.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Says the virgin.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
the worst thing about that is
So many Tech students start to use “[sic]” all the time, always improperly.
What do you expect? You think we have to take English?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
oh god, I loved the two LCC quarters I took
One was watching Seinfeld episodes and reading a few books. The other was reading Snow Crash and some other cyberpunk books.
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Those sound much more enjoyable than my mandatory one
LCC 3401. Fuck it like Clemson’s more attractive sister.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant. - Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 10, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that Technical Writing?
Forgot about that one. I think with a lot of LCC courses, your experience vastly depends on the instructor. I loved my Summer technical writing course, because it validated all I had ever fought with English teachers for years in middle/high school. “I can use lists in my writing now? FUCK YEAH.”
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What is LCC?
What happened to ENGL?
Took “Imagining the American West” my graduating quarter. Enjoying it way more than I thought I would. Became a Kesey fan, but fuck Kerouac.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Things like that worry me
next thing you know, students wont get Ds and Fs.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
This hasn't already happened at GT?
Congratulations, you have more integrity than the Ivy League
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
We are fairly notorious for lack of grade inflation
It has happened, but not to the extent of other schools.
Getting in to Tech is relatively easy. Getting out is hard.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did 'D' stand for 'Done' in your day?
If it did then, it definitely doesn’t after the switch to semesters.
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, except when it didnt
certain majors required Cs in certain classes.
I was D free, so I never figured out which were which. I know some majors, for example, required Cs in physics but accepted Ds in calculus. And some required Cs in both, some Ds in both.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
C for Credit.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
C for Complete.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Cs get degrees folks.
Unless you’re in grad school.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Ds get degrees*
*depending on major
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
"P" means "Pastor"
Can haz graduate level writing from seminarians? LOL NO SIR FU
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
C for common.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
That's still true today AFAIK
You can get Ds in non-major-required classes, but that’s it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant. - Twitter
by The Missing T on Oct 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Depending on the major
It definitely does. There are quite a few classes that are requirements that the CoE decided aren’t really all that useful, and left it up to the individual schools to determine the grade reqs (i.e. CE and Calc III).
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Oct 10, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know about now . . .
But ISyE between 1996-2001 (meaning I lived the very delightful Quarters to Semester switch), would take D for Done in anything except ISYE and MATH.
I tested that out with Optics my sophomore year.
by JacketDan on Oct 10, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, Tech is not only teaching 'rithmatic but also readin' and writin'?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
We take way more
humanities and social science classes than liberal arts schools require in math and science.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They help with social skills.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
No, they don't.
I have the social skills of the stereotypical engineer but not enough of the brains.
by Narrow Right on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would not have a hard time believing this after seeing what can pass for a math or a science credit
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Woohoo! Intro to Logic counts as a math credit for philosophy majors nashnul champeens, Pawwwwwl!
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Physics for Poets
pisses me off.
Poets can do fucking calculus like the rest of us.
In my mind a REAL liberal arts education requires calculus based physics.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
[insert Leibnitz reference here]
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Leibniz. I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I took my calc based physics in high school
Can I get away with having ignored it in college?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
...
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Is this a legit class or just the usual stereotype of the dumbed-down science class?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Somewhere in the NE had this class
Not sure if it was at an Ivy or a 2nd tier Ivy.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Out of sheer hatred, I will assume it was Middlebury
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently
U of Wisconsin
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Here is from an Amazon review of the text
Robert H. March is a Proffessor of Physics at the University of Wisconsin. The text developed out of the course of the same name. There is not alot of poetry going on here. He aims to make the principles of physics as understandable to a comoner like my self, not initiated into the high scientific mysteries, understandable. There are formulas here, but some things can’t be undertood without them. You don’t need much more then a grasp of highschool algebra to follow along. Presumably even a poet has had this. It is a chronological review of Physics from its inception by the greeks to the curent edge of partical physics. Or at least what we can at least hope to understand. Clearly writen, and a supurb attempt to render this very difficult material understandable. It will take some effort on the reader’s part to understand, but it is well worth doing so. He really can’t make it any simpler without becoming inaccurate.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm strangly intrigued.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Googles is telling me that this exists at Columbia
Which is somewhat surprising since they have been pretty stalwart in having an actual core curriculum.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Wife went to Columbia, I'll ask her about that one.
You can’t escape The Core there.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know lots of people who got their science+lab requirement
from Intro to Weather and Climate
by UGAVike on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So glad they left me take British Colonization
I was certain they wouldn’t, but I somehow squeaked in.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Oct 10, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How has Snow Crash not been made into a movie.
Its car chases and ultraviolence.
Even Michael Bay couldnt screw it up.
Okay, that isnt true, but still, compared to the crap Hollywood puts out, Snow Crash would rock.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too many completely unfilmable scenes.
The first chapter would make an awesome pre-credits teaser, though.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
You got to cut out some talky bits
but that happens in every adaptation.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The talky bits are what are awesome about anything Stephenson's written
The off-the-wall ideas are what’s fun. Without it, best case scenario, you’ve got disposably good action, worst case scenario, you’ve got a Boz movie.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
I had this argument with someone re: Cryponomicon. He hated it. Said it would be 150 pages without all the worthless digressions. The digressions make it.
But I still think Snow Crash would be a “smarter” action film than being currently made.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd agree that it would have the potential to be so.
All in the hands of the director and scriptwriters, though. After watching the abortion made out of Watchmen and the Golden Compass, I always incline towards dismay when a movie version of a book I love is being bandied about.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Starship Troopers
But I would still rather them try.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could make a good Starship Troopers movie.
You just need to avoid a hack director who showed and voiced open contempt for the source material.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree
I was using ST as an example of what Bob said, which is Hollywood screwing it up.
Starship Troopers is basically a worst case scenario.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I actually somewhat enjoyed the ST movie.
Part of my enjoyment was that it was such a total subversion of the source material. Watchmen? Why do you want to rape my past, Zack Snyder? And after the dicktease of arguably the coolest opening credits scene ever filmed?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ST is a great popcorn and woohoo flick.
You just have to ignore the title.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ST had boobies
so it wasnt entirely a loss.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So, other than the change of the ending,
what’s the big deal with Watchmen? I’ve read the graphic novel and watched the film and really enjoyed both – I’ve never understood the Watchmen movie hate. Help me?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It's a shot for shot remake of the panels.
GAH! You have a gigantic screen to work with, Zack Snyder. You do not have to confine your shots into a 3 inch by 2 inch graphic novel panel. Do something different. Take advantage of the space offered to you.
Look, I get throwing in an occcasional panel as an easter egg to fans of the novel, but when every fucking moment of camera time is staged exactly as a panel in the novel, you are not putting any thought whatsoever into your work. And Watchmen deserved serious thought.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
That's the most interesting critique of that movie I've ever seen.
I don’t necessarily disagree with it, but on the other hand if he’d taken visual risks he’d probably have pissed off more people.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, probably. SFW. Good art is supposed to piss people off.
You know how you deal with pissing off the fanboys? Make a masterpiece. Moore and Gibbons did that when they took every trope the superhero comic genre had and utterly subverted them in making a brilliant, humanist tour de force.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hell hath no fury like a fanboy scorned.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fanboy hate is only momentary so long as it's not a complete cockup, though.
Everything George Lucas has done to the Star Wars series since at least 1985 counts as a cockup. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine was hated when it came out. When they got to the Dominion War and adding a little moral ambiguity to Starfleet, though, fanboys eventually realized that this was the best stuff done in the Trek universe.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a fucking boner after watching the opening credits.
It was imaginative, it summed up 50 years of history in five minutes, and it did it without relying entirely upon someone else’s work. When I saw the credits, I thought I was in for a cinematic masterpiece that could fairly hold its own weight against the source material. Then, all that goodwill was squandered because Zack Snyder shot his originality wad during the credits.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree to a certain extent but to call it "an abortion" is gross exaggeration.
I agree, it wasn’t all the movie it could be but it certainly didn’t ‘fail’ the source material in any way.
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by PAK on Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the first time I've heard someone be mad at a movie because it was TOO close to the book.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Oct 10, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're different art forms.
There’s just so much more scope available in a movie that it seems wasteful to ignore it.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The same critique is given to The Green Mile
Literally no reason to read it if you’ve seen the movie…or watch it if you’ve read the book.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Completely disagree.
The movie and the book are different media. I loved and continue to love them both because they are wonderful attempts to tell a really good story – same with Watchmen. To each their own, I suppose.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Starship Troopers was awesome
What you talkin bout Willis?
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what would have been awesome?
Powered suits for the MI.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Not the intent
Trust me, directly adapting the book would have made for a horrible, horrible movie. Turning into camp and satire is a much, much better route to go.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Disagree.
I dont think it could have been a direct adaptation. Most novels cant be adapted directly. But keeping the basic themes could have led to a great movie (although possibly not a fun movie).
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
It is possible to be faithful to a book without being a direct adaptation. A faithful adaptation would have been enjoyable to the fans of the book (and of RAH).
Plus, Mobile Fucking Infantry
by PalmettoTiger on Oct 10, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Make the exact same movie
PUT THE DAMNED POWERED SUITS IN!!!
Win all around.
There was enough of the original RAH political exposition in the movie for my taste. The discussion of why only veterans could vote, the classic “violence DOES settle many things” comment in the civics class and the use of corporal punishment in lieu of an actual court-martial were example enough. You could see from Rico’s family that one could be well-off and not have to be a “citizen.”
JUST GIVE US THE SUITS and all would have been well.
You could hire a baboon, and you should win eight games.
-- Former WVU Heach Coach Don Nehlen on playing in the current Big East
by An 'eer with a beer on Oct 10, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they kinda put the suits in the 3rd one
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Snow Crash would have the same problem as Watchmen did
Somewhat dated as it’s mired in the 80’s (or alternate post-80’s in SC’s case) and too much depth to adequately convey in movie format. After Watchman came out, there were a lot of people coming out of the theater who couldn’t figure out what had happened with Adrian at the end. I can’t imagine them trying to parse Sumerian nam-shubs and linguistic hacking.
Now REAMDE might work as a movie. It’s contemporary and straight forward enough that I think it could work for a general audience.
by Gaknar on Oct 10, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MINISERIES
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 10, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Call for AMC on line one.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
If we are going that route
The Baroque Cycle as a multiyear series.
This season people will talk a lot in France. Next season, pirates!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Stephenson and George RR Martin
Editors wept.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You want calculus disputes?
Boy howdy, have we got some calculus disputes for you.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"After Watchman came out, there were a lot of people coming out of the theater who couldn’t figure out what had happened with Adrian at the end."
There are times when I despair for us a species. Seriously, there were people who didn’t understand the end of Watchmen?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, they were mostly tweens
And I think they were hung up on Doctor Manhattan’s junk. But yeah, think a lot of people had problems with idea that there were no heroes in the movie.
by Gaknar on Oct 10, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, people tend to think there has to be heroes or an uplifting ending
Doesn’t have to be. For example, Reservoir Dogs. Absolutely nothing uplifting but a great film.
Also, Fallen. And Seven.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Not-happy ending subthread: GO!
Once
The Green Mile
Stand By Me
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ok
The Wicker Man (remake)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978 version)
Dead Silence
Dawn Of The Dead (really either version)
Donnie Darko
Identity
Kingdom Of The Spiders
The Mist
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
The Poseidon Adventure, basically
Departed
Miracle Mile
Soylent Green
Arlington Road
A.I.
Deer Hunter
American Beauty
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, the hero got away in the end.
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I don't think it had a "hero". Still a great movie.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
Still waiting on Neuromancer
to get the big screen treatment too…
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 10, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
ECU-Memphis hate week.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 9:50 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No.
Derp of the herps.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
For us this is the week we enjoy being ranked until we fall out next week because we didn't play
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm too lazy to look up your schedule.
What are the chances Houston’s undefeated this year?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Rice will cover the spread.
That’s pretty much it on our end.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Very very high.
Only SMU can beat them it seems.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Massey says 12.23%
they are currently dogs to SMU and Tulsa.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nobody we've beaten is over .500 right now
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
And UCF has beat two teams over .500 since since the '09 CUSA championship game
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS IS WHY CUSA CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 10, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why can't we kick Memphis and UAB out?
Damn bouncyball schools.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Here it is:
vs Marshall, @ Tulane, vs Rice, @UAB, vs SMU, @Tulsa (not necessarily in that order, but close)
I’m not going to speculate though, dont want to jinx them.
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Alabama lost to UL-Monroe in year one of the Saban era,"
Rationalization: Necessary for survival.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 9:51 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Still
That is epic. Inarguably far worse that losing to, say, App State.
What?
by Guynemer on Oct 10, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget this one.
But guys, Alabama wasn’t excited for their first BCS appearance in over a decade! They just didn’t care, PAWWWLLL.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was at that game!
Paid too much money at halftime to be stuck in a throng of really angry Bama fans and one fucking obnoxious Auburn fan.
I'm sorry, little buddy. I thought Jordan Wynn was the real deal after that decent game in Fort Worth in '09.
What happened to him?
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 10, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost successful troll is almost successful
I had half a paragraph written out about the QB play until it clicked.
But good on you guys for stepping up and being willing to join a tough conference.
/trollgaze at Colorado Springs
//gets bombed by a Predator Drone
by SC_Ute on Oct 10, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NO I WASN'T I SWEAR.
I like Utah! The fans were really nice and polite. I want them to kick ass in the Pac 12.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 10, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I am an optimist
So I noticed we played two top 30 teams and were equal or better for the first half. Now we just need to put together a complete game with <2 turnovers and we can hang with anyone in the second tier of the Pac12.
by SC_Ute on Oct 10, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To answer the question
Wynn played OK then got hurt in the first half of the Washington game. Since he went out (1.5 games) the Utes have been outscored $Texas – 3 and the turnover ration is Threve – o.
If it had happened to Alabama 2009? Yes.
But let’s remember Michigan was ranked in the top 10 when they lost to Appy State. That’s FAR worse than the ULM debacle.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's all they have. Don't take everything from them.
/Mark Barron takes everything from them.
by Counter Trap on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
MINNESOTA DELENDA EST!
Actually, I can’t even pretend to work up hate for the Gophers.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT reply actions
Mmmm we're already delenda'd beyond the possibility of further delenda'ing.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WE SHALL SOW YOUR SALT WITH FIELDS.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS COULD USE SOME FOOD.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
T' cur-sed Trevelyan Brewster's taken all t'corn of Counties Hennepin and Ramsay.
No more traditional Irish Southwestern Wraps.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The emotion you're looking for is "pity."
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
We're past pity, I believe.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure Tomahawk Nation can help you there.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just not via Twitter.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
FSU players now banned from the Twitterz.
Apparently a starting OL was tweeting 30 min before game time on Saturday.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
Oh.
ECU had a backup DB call out our coach and his “soft ass speeches”
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Paul Johnson has declared pep talks useless
Which is actually TOO fitting.
Paul Johnson literally doesnt give a fuck if his players are fired up or not.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The rational is that if people need to "get fired up" from a speech, then there's trouble with prep.
Though, I doubt that there’s any paint left on the locker room walls from some of the halftime talks.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That (the twittering, not the banning) is remarkably FSU behavior.
If there’s any way to have a shambolic, undisciplined clusterfuck of a team, it seems as if FSU will seek it out and implement it.
/Gets yet another procedure penalty, then chucks another interception.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/committs personal foul
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
/goes for big hit, utterly fails to tackle
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/offsides for no apparent reason
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/guard completely fails to block defensive tackle lined up opposite, running play stuffed for a loss of 3
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did someone say "undisciplined clusterfuck?"
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Georgia runs like the von Moltke the elder era Prussians compared to late Romanov era Russia for FSU.
Just the facts.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
just so no one else has to go look it up
1st and 10 at TENN 44 Aaron Murray pass incomplete to Marlon Brown, broken up by Prentiss Waggner. 20 6
2nd and 10 at TENN 44 Aaron Murray pass complete to Tavarres King for 10 yards to the Tenn 34 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at TENN 34 Aaron Murray pass complete to Tavarres King for 11 yards to the Tenn 23 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at TENN 23 GEORGIA penalty 10 yard Holding on Aron White accepted, no play.
1st and 20 at TENN 33 Carlton Thomas rush for a loss of 1 yard to the Tenn 34.
2nd and 21 at TENN 34 GEORGIA penalty 10 yard Holding accepted, no play.
2nd and 31 at TENN 44 GEORGIA penalty 10 yard Holding on Kenarious Gates accepted, no play.
2nd and 41 at UGA 46 GEORGIA penalty 15 yard Personal Foul accepted, no play.
2nd and 56 at UGA 31 Richard Samuel rush for a loss of 1 yard to the Geo 30.
3rd and 57 at UGA 30 Richard Samuel rush for 1 yard to the Geo 31.
4th and 56 at UGA 31 Drew Butler punt for 47 yards, returned by Devrin Young for 20 yards to the Geo 43, GEORGIA penalty 15 yard Personal Foul on Arthur Lynch accepted for a 1ST down.
DRIVE TOTALS: GEORGIA drive: 12 plays 28 yards, 08:21 GEORGIA PUNT
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Yes! That's what I call a clock-killing drive!
After the clusterbombed start to our season, followed by 4 straight wins, I really cannot see the glass as half empty right now. At least until John Brantley returns just in time to have the game of his friggin’ life against us in Jacksonville.
Now on Twitter at @MaconDawg. Same great snark, fewer characters!
by MaconDawg on Oct 10, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
they've taken to putting their thoughts down on paper
which is where FSU looks the best.
Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare, þe ure mægen lytlað.
by Illusions, Michael. on Oct 10, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Stating the literal truth as a burn.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I were a head coach
I wouldn’t even allow my players near a pager.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Michigan-Michigan State hate week
I actually think we have a good chance, on the road, in East Lansing.
I probably shouldn’t be this drunk this early on a Monday morning, should I?
My hate week is solely based on my hate of Joker Phillips
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
Hate Week, it is.
But for me it’s a different one right now. You see, it’s Furman week. I hate Furman. I hate those purple furple fucking Furman Paladins worse than Charlie Weiss hates dieting and not throwing his own players under the bus. I hate Furple almost worse than I hate ‘Bama. It’s about on equal footing, actually. I’m going to be drunk off my ass and screaming as loud as I can in beautiful Allen E. Paulson Stadium this Saturday afternoon as my Georgia Southern Eagles welcome one of their biggest rivals, and I will be prepared to give them all manner of hell possible. Bring it, you Furple bastards. And remember, this… Our house, Our rules: You play, you lose, you go home.
GET AFTER THEIR ASS!
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 10, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TANGENTIALLY RELEVANT
Click here as the image is… rather tall.
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Now then, let us proceed.
The Coliseum is a crumbling shitheap of a stadium totally unsuited to hosting the clownfraudulent sham that tries to pass itself off as USC football and I hope it gets destroyed in a riot.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Hey, it's not like they're jackasses
wait, what?
Carry on, ACS
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ND fans calling another set of fans "arrogant"? Haaaaa, How ND Nation-ishhhhhhhh
let the hate flow, the bitter tears will be sweat
Nice misspelling
Please accept this congratulatory gift from the Notre Dame Club of Ithaca:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's like we don't even have to TRY. Just post Lane Kiffen pictures for the next 2 weeks. Hating him is a Pavlovian response.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
No, I mean, like EVERYONE laughs at Kiffen, not just ND folks.
As for Kelly, I’d be more concerned if he DIDN’T look like he wanted to swallow his own tongue in response to the USF game.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too be fair, redass Kelly is also hilarious for people who have no dog whatsoever in the USC-Notre Dame arrogance-off.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and outside the Coliseum young ninnies say shut up and give me your wallet
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey Spencer. If you come to the game, you're always welcome at my tent.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Oct 10, 2011 9:56 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Brandon Cox was my favorite player!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I remember when Auburn fans would complain about Mr. Cox....
Fumbles. It was always Fumbles
by DocFumbles on Oct 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How can you not like a three year starter in the SEC who suffered from Myasthenia Gravis?
And lived? Though he was never fully the same after that brutal 2006 LSU game.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 10, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Myasthenia Gravis means 'sandy vagina', right?
by beckett929 on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think you could ever say Brandon Cox suffered from that.
With what that disease does to you and still playing the way he did.
Chairman of the Frivolous And Wasteful Committee On Avocado Peels (FAWCOAP).
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Oct 10, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PAAWWL, I KEEP HEARING ABOUT WHETHER COX CAN BEAT OUT THIS GRAVIS KID.
AFTER THAT LOSS TO MISSISSIPPI STATE, DO YOU THINK TUBERVILLE SHOULD START GRAVIS AGAINST ALABAMA? IMMA HANG UP AND LISSEN.
by Nick's Hat Band on Oct 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
none
Northwestern fans don’t have such boorish manners. That’s reserved for a cross section of bawdy rapscallions that read edsbs
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Chairs can't swear, or fuck.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good morning and a happy hate week to all.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 10:00 AM EDT reply actions 8 recs
It's Miami
You never know what week they’re going to just lay down.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
They're the new Clemson, without the occasional cameos as a murder death kill machine.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you do however, basically assume that Lamar Miller does not give two paul johnson fucks about your run defense
and will get 100 yards.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
(like a Baus)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I saw a post somewheres else that called him the "human t-shirt cannon"
So he’s got future employment once his “football career” is over, which is nice.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Oct 10, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He can come back to Memorial Stadium any time.
If he’s used up eligibility, we can still find work for him:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He doesn't need all that fancy equipment, just put a t-shirt in his hand
and tell him to throw a 25 yard out pattern to an invisible WR and he’ll be delivering happiness(cheap t-shirts) to fans all day long.
I haven’t heard, but did he kill any fans Saturday night? You really have to be paying attention in the stands when he’s in the game.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
by justanotherbuckeye on Oct 10, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, but please notice - that's not a t-shirt gun they're holding.
That’s der Wiener Schlinger. Known to propel hot dogs to the upper deck. Bauserman could BE der Wiener Schlinger.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Proposed new name for Bauserman: "Der Pigskin Schlinger"
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Oct 10, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
See coach, I can run the spread.
I'm not NOT licking toads...
by Idubbz on Oct 10, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a little hard to hate Indiana
What with the flatness, boredom, and complete lack of anything interesting. Even Bobby Knight is gone. All I’ve got is that it was run by the Klan in the 1920s.
Blue laws.
Blue laws everywhere.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And the time zones
The entire state should be central, and they only recently figured out the whole daylight savings thing.
by Nigel_T on Oct 10, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, they were RIGHT on daylight savings and everyone else was wrong
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I mean, you're probably correct, but there's the sense in which I can't be the only person who's right about which side of the road to drive on.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Oct 10, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Time zones are not exactly equivalent to driving lanes though
Its not generally life threatening if you cant remember if Indy is on New York time or Chicago time this week.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I love my 9 PM sunsets in summer
And I don’t get the farmers’ argument, which is basically, “The cows still need to be fed at sunrise.” If you’re saying that the clock is irrelevant to you, then why do you care if other people change their clocks?
by Nigel_T on Oct 10, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't try to reason with people from Indiana.
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They can sell beer on Sundays now.
But you still cant get it cold at gas stations.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You forgot the ranch
Never forget the ranch.
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
They killed their last good coach.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Too soon.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Way too soon...and I'm not even an IU fan.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Notre Dame is in Indiana
that is all
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
CM PUNK IS MY HERO
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by WVPiratesfan on Oct 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Al Groh is coming back to Charlottesville for the first time since he took a steaming dump there.
There might be a little hate for this one.
by Kenny Saw on Oct 10, 2011 10:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Missy State
What do I [fuck clemson] hate about them?
Which QB is starting for them?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Costco Tebow is Dead
Long live Costco… we don’t know yet. His name is Tyler Russell and he’ll most likely start. Relf will come in as a change-up, a “wildcat” if you will. God only knows which one will be out there come 4th quarter. But, “Relf on one” does not, apparently, a complete and comprehensive offensive attack make.
P.S. This is all conjecture, but it’s pretty easy conjecture.
What a nincowpoop!
by What a maroon! on Oct 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so Relf has been Garcia'd?
actually andiambro won’t even sub-in as a changeup
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Looks like Relf has been Garcia'd.
What a nincowpoop!
by What a maroon! on Oct 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I remember when it was called Mustain'd
/hipster’d
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 10, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's It!
Long live Costco Mustain! I was thinking Costco Clint Stoerner, but Mustain is much better. Watch him and see.
What a nincowpoop!
by What a maroon! on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This weekend: LIVE FROM STARKTOWNE:
BATTLE OF THE NEXT BESTS (second stringers)
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Oct 10, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well...
Russell is supposed to be pretty good. all- american coming outta high scholl & all that. we’ll just have to see.
i don’t think that the coaching staff has given up on Relf, i think that the recievers have given up on him. He doesnt seem to have the zip on his passes or the accuracy that Russell has. Everyone had been complaining about none of the recievers getting open the past few weeks. Russell comes in & surprise! Everyone is open, all of a sudden! I think they may have been just going through the motions, knowing that Relf was not able to deliver the ball deep (longer than 10 yards).
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
every time i see that Wing punter, i think
by Matty Light on Oct 10, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
likely from inside your own 10
Funny name, great punter
What you have said is not unmeaningless.
by Fear-the-Hat on Oct 10, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd argue that he is the best collegiate punter I've ever seen.
Seriously, I’d think about spending a third round NFL draft pick on him.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not the Emperor Z. from Michigan a couple years back?
(who now punts for the Patriots)
by SuperJew on Oct 10, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
three things
I’m home; I’m alive; I still didn’t get arrested. And I missed all y’all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
While you were gone ECU became turnover national champs.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
What did I miss?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
56 to 3 beatdown by Sexed Keenum.
120th in rushing yards, 120th in turnovers.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
owie.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Also made this on Friday:
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
I agree with the first two panels.
The second two? Meh.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
But LOOKIE
No more signature of doom!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Not since the moment Texas's kicker's foot connected with the ball on the opening kickoff.
I had a free at last Dr. King post queued up, waiting for that moment. It was a long three weeks.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm just wondering who the next victim will be
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Not me.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Plz to find one quickly.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You make me so happy today.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Potential undefeated matchup between KSU and OU coming up soon.
Would Jonfmorse be dumb enough to go for it?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I went for it
knowing beforehand that we’d be legit double-digit dogs.
It’s a sig, not a tattoo.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'm going to have to work on my creativity.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Make them watch ECU football.
Oh wait that’s torture….
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeeeeeeees?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
She's not to be trifled with on FF side bets.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
furk
Hey, where’s MikeLew hiding at? He may kick my ass at WWF, but I extracted the best win of the season over him this weekend.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He's in Tallahassee seeing his woman, or at least was this weekend.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
[FSU related STD joke goes here]
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Oct 10, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so rec'd
…and OU’s D just scored on texas again.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Oct 10, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bauserman just threw another pass into the stands, too.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was going great until the "love your teeth"
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
That's four things.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
i know. I decided to add the last one after I thought of the others.
430 comes early after tequila.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
One of them is a lie.
You have to guess which one.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Congrats.
That escalated quickly – it really got out of hand.
I think one of your DE’s killed a guy with a trident.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
I'm still amazed and mystified by how bad 3rd row Joe Bauserman plays football
If you have a QB that was 2-14 for 13 yards vs. Miami and 1-10-1 for 13 yards vs. Nebraska, should he even be on your team? Jim Bollman’s post game Q & A was a classic in bullshit. This isn’t going to end pretty.
And we aren’t alone in being disappointed this year. Florida, Florida State (being ‘back’ postponed for another year), Texas, U$C among others all have issues too. But they didn’t have a guy playing after going 3-24 for 26 yards. 3rd row Joe had a QB rating of .9. Thats right, there was a decimal point before the number!
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
by Crabapple Buck on Oct 10, 2011 10:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I didn't think that was possible.
At least you are finding new lows. Achievement unlocked?
by ElRocco337 on Oct 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't call Florida "disappointing"
we’re right on track so far. Most Gators understood that 0-October was likely. FSU, on the other hand… Wow, they bad.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ditto Texas.
Mass losses the previous two weeks had both teams entirely overrated in the polls, but I know if you asked me preseason how I’d feel about 4-1 with a loss to OU, I’d have taken it gladly.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
The University of Texas at Austin: A limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun. WOOO!
by lhb98 on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're FSU.
They are in constant tension between whether their superior athletes will overcome their risible discipline and win. Two superior teams have beat them down, and they’ve dicktripped through disinterest. Anyone who has watched FSU since the moment walking cholera Chris Rix enrolled recognizes exactly this behavior.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
whoa whoa whoa
but this discipline issue was all supposedly “fixed” with Jimbo. Now that’s back on the table eh
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, remember how Randy Shannon ran a tight ship?
That's a powerful adhesive!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you use that phrase "tight ship"...
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/ship hit by jetski and sinks
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Just because the SID manages to get the carnival barkers in the broadcast booth to parrot the party line doesn't make it fact.
Jimbo’s made at best a marginal improvement in the discipline at FSU. But probably not.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Judging from penalties
FSU has taken a Morgan Newton-fall-on-his-ass step backwards in discipline.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, no props at all to a very good Wake Forest team?
Fine
A proud Wacavhoosabrelier. now on Twitter
FSU committed roughly 67 penalties and five turnovers, and lost by 5 on the road.
So no, no props at all for Wake Forest.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
except for the props they get for winning the game
and extending the DERP slide to 3.
our game is going to be a giant collection of “oh who the hell cares at this point”
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not to mention this horseshit...
ACC ref in FSU / Wake football game sliding ball closer to first down. Caught on camera.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Oct 10, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
That's possibly
the lamest attempt I’ve ever seen at someone trying to allege getting shafted. Have some fucking respect for yourselves.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm not making excuses, but this is ridiculous. Did you actually watch it??
Don’t be a turd.
Gimme some sugar, baby.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Oct 10, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Thrice.
Still looking for something even close to warranting crys of foul play.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Burbs, man, come on.
They’re suffering PTSD. They don’t deserve our recriminations or scorn. They deserve our support.
Well, okay, maybe just our pity.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, it's fair.
I cackled like a witch on a nitrous bender watching the coach before Meyer engage the footgun regularly.
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're suffering it?
Ahem…maybe you missed the thrashing that went down in Baton Rouge. The only difference is we didn’t go into the season beating our chests and flying banners over our rivals’ spring games.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretending nothing of note happened in Baton Rouge this weekend.
NOTHING AT ALL.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. --Einstein--
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Erm...
Plenty happened. You just don’t remember much of it.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
dammit. you're right.
I should try again in the future.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"They are in constant tension between whether their superior athletes will overcome their risible discipline and win."
Where have I seen this in the last 72 hours, Hmmm….
by Billy Sims' Fro on Oct 10, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
0 for October?
I think you’re forgetting about October 15th.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
With Brantley, I thought was prolly had a 75% chance
Without? 25% chance at best. God that logic feels weird.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do your running backs go down on first contact?
If not congratulations on a victory.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Demps goes down for 3-4 weeks after contact
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Oct 10, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Then I'd like to formally invite him to join the Auburn Tigers 2011 Receiving Corps
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
but our defense thinks they can get away with shoulder tackling the biggest, fastest & strongest athletes in the country. Rather than properly wrapping up a tackle.
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't seen much of 2011 UF but it sounds like Oct. 15 is a mirror match.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN
I can survive as long we win vs UGA and FSU every year.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think he is saying that UF should blow this one on purpose
so that UGA keeps Richt and y’all can return to your regularly scheduled winning in Jacksonville.
by UGAVike on Oct 10, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I understand this.
And I don’t care.
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
And I got cut off
NEVER LOSE TO UGA
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Losing to the first and second best team in the country.
I ain’t even mad.
I’m a bit upset that John Brantley got injured because Weis seemed to have done some serious work with him, and I feel like we owed him a good season after what we did to him last year.
The losses though? Meh. As long as our front 7 can’t stop the run against a team like Alabama or LSU, we’ll always lose those games.
by Charles UF on Oct 10, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it amazes me...
that even through Pryor leaving the way he did was a big blow to national title hopes (sorta).. you have 85 scholarships… EIGHTY FUCKING FIVE… and this Bauserman dude was the next best guy to play QB at a big-time school?!?
by beckett929 on Oct 10, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hi, I'm Garrett Gilbert.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hi, I'm Stephen *BURP* Garcia.
Oh look my tumblr, where you can find all my photoshops and other crap
Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Auburn fan likes this post.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Garcia is like the best QB who has ever played for South Carolina statistically.
These are the good ol’ days, Gamecocks.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hi, I'm Brion Carnes.
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Reggie Ball wants to know what everyone's talking about
/in before the UGA fans bring him up
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by The Missing T on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tino Sunseri says "hi"
Tino, get me a tissue.
by WVRevy on Oct 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Here's the thing.
Lots of big-time schools are ony recruiting one QB per class.
So if you miss evaluation on one guy, you can have a pretty major hole.
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Oct 10, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you do recruit more than one top QB's the loser on the depth chart is most likely gonna transfer.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The loser plays B-back
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You just made Houston Nutt so happy
I may be married but my ass belongs to Chloe Denmark.
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by lhb98 on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but you can't um, practice the other 2 or 3 you should have on the roster?
Bauserman looks like he’d never thrown a football before! It should have never gotten to a game situation to realize how badly he sucked.
With the success that Leach had in plug-and-play QBs, does every school not go to that model in practice and splitting reps with everyone involved?
by beckett929 on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
edit:
With the success that Leach had in plug-and-play QBs, how does every school not go to that model in practice and splitting reps with everyone involved?
by beckett929 on Oct 10, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Easy:
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I was just discussing this with a co-worker.
Once the offense gets established and you have a starter with experience, then yes, absolutely, roll in the backups for some reps. But until you have someone you’re comfortable with, it’s really really difficult to find the snaps to give to a backup.
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by PAK on Oct 10, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think Orson has an epic post on the topic of OSU, UF, FSU coming up. It's at least bouncing around in his head.
@papaalphakilo
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Joe Bauserman made Taylor Martinez look like a good passer.
That’s right – this guy:
I think I actually have a shred of pity for aOSU today. I’m going to go lie down until it goes away.
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by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I missed most of the game
A good chunk of the wedding guests bailed for a hotel bar to watch it. I stuck around for a while. About the time I was going to leave, I got a text informing me that everyone was headed to ground because the game was effectively over. So I stuck around even longer.
By the time I got back to my hotel and turned it on, NU was down by seven and driving. Of course, I was too belligerently drunk to really understand what I was seeing, but Sunday morning it mostly made sense.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Asshole Ohio State University??
Gimme some sugar, baby.
by Tubby Sweetbundle on Oct 10, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
No, just AN Ohio State University.
Some make the leap you just made, but I don’t for the good folks around here like MikeLew & Crabapple Buck.
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by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hate week against Vanderbilt is surprisingly fertile with reasons to hate
I was at the homecoming game in 2006 where we lost to Vanderbilt, and that did suck
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Oct 10, 2011 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Aussie Boy Swag?
Does not compute. Seriously, you just blew Soulja Boy’s mind. Thank you for that, by the way.
Now on Twitter at @MaconDawg. Same great snark, fewer characters!
Aussie's have infinite swag
Common knowledge
by Nick Petrilli on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
As painful as it was to watch the game in person...
I have nothing but glowing and positive reviews for every LSU fan I really talked to. Incredibly hospitable, shared their beer and incredible food, and kept asking if we were being treated ok.
That combined with Friday night on Bourbon made this weekend pretty damn good for losing 41-11.
Also, Les Miles is the troll all interneters aspire to be.
by GatorGunner on Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Score correction: 45-11
You’re fucking right, I’m claiming those 4 points. Otherwise, glad you had a great time.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
by DrBundy on Oct 10, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, my bad
Did not mean to shortchange you. Honestly I left right before LSU’s last score
by GatorGunner on Oct 10, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Stuff.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Todays forecast in Myrtle Beach.
Rain.
Rain.
Oh and rain.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:49 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rained two consecutive days in Dallas this weekend
For the first time in something like FIVE STINKING MONTHS.
Rained out the Rangers game last night, and now a wonderful 3:15 first pitch.
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Look at this shit.
http://www.weather.com/weather/map/interactive/Myrtle+Beach+SC+29588
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions
It rained down here too.
SUCKED for driving, excellent for sleeping at home on my couch today
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wanted to go shark fishing tonight.
Damn mother nature.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
They already wet
shark don’t giva shit bout no rain
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes becasue casting an 8 ounce sinker with a 12 foot rod in rough surf with 30 mile an hour winds
Is the definition of fun.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pfft
Don’t count unless your in the water with a speargun.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am crazy.
Not stupid.
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Sanity is for the weak.
by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You could pretend you're on the Deadliest Catch
But without the payoff at the end.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
look at that lazy fuck
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck, look at that lazy.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Or conversly.
At look that lazy fuck
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
At that lazy fuck you are looking, hmmm?
/Yoda’d
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions
PLZ TO HAZ
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
QUESTION FOR THE COMMENTARIAT
Discussion of Hal Mumme came up at Syracusefan. Who else besides Mike Leach and Dana Holgorsen were coaching at Valdosta with Mumme in the early to mid 90’s?
Chris Hatcher.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was playing for Valdosta during the Hal Mumme years.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats right he was the record setting QB they had.
And he came back to be the HC and won a shitload of games.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hatcher coached at UK
with Mumme and Leach.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He was a Grad assistant then a QB/WR coach
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bill Callahan and Ted Roof.
Did not.
by Lucas Jackson on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
True. Though . . .
in 2000 VSU had Chris Hatcher, Kirby Smart and Will Muschamp on staff at the same time. They were, unsurprisingly, pretty good.
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by MaconDawg on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently, there's a movie debuting on Lifetime tonight starring Jeanne Tripplehorn.
It’s entitled “Five”.
I refuse to believe this is a movie about surviving breast cancer. It’s got to be a movie about Jeanne’s character’s search for truth and justice for her deceased employees.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 10:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
REMEMBER THE FIVE
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've been to the Universidad de Habana. You don't want them in your league.
And not just because they don’t have a football team. Their computer situation is, ummm, less than optimal, so there’s lilttle possiblity they could troll during “Semana de Odio.”
Don't pay attention to anything I just wrote. It's total bullshit.
Guys what could it be?
RT @tcusid: A major announcement involving TCU Athletics will be made tonight at 6 p.m.
I like steak.
They're getting the SWC back together?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shhhh. Don't get the Rice fans riled up now.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"We're on a mission from Tebow"
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
/Dallas-area hookers tremble in fear.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Good evening. We’d like to announce that we’re still butthurt over June Jones’ comments. Questions?”
by softbatch on Oct 10, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Accepts invite to ACC
/eat shit Pitt it was a trap
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by Rapeablyfresh on Oct 10, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
According to Andrea Adelson
it’s “OMG THANK YOU DAVID BOREN WE LOVE YOU AND WE’D BE HAPPY TO COME PLAY WITH YOU”
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's cause OU is sexxay.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I destroyed OU
in NCAA 12 this morning.
WITH PITTSBURG STATE.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
plz to keep winning to make me feel better about a failed goalline possession?
kthxbai
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I was playing on Freshman.
I really suck at that game. I’m halfway through my high school season on RTG, and I’ve got a 40% completion percentage, as many INTs as TDs, and on defense I haven’t done a damned thing except make a handful of tackles.
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i...was referring to KSU-Miami.
the more you win, the more i feel better.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
WHEN YOU CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT
I expect we will keep winning for two more weeks, then commence losing like bitches.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ive learned to accept the roller coaster that Miami has put me on
will we pay well? are we going to win? will we keep it close? is it just going to be horrible? how many penalties will we commit?
and im clinging mightily to Lamar Miller as our only consistent player. Jacory is playing so damn well right now, but i know better than to put any faith in him.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That's one hell of a Freudian slip there, man.
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by PAK on Oct 10, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
what?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
oh. lol. that is awesome.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Oct 10, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Shaw got named SEC offensive player of the week
He is going to have to drink his liver to oblivion to right this.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Oct 10, 2011 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
My vote is for Wing
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wooooooooooooooooooo!
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Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Oct 10, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Hate Week?
I HAVE ALWAYS HATED VIRGINIA AND FRANCE.
/one of these is true
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think this analogy could catch on
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hell, Hokies have been calling UVA "France" for a long while now
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by wahoocrew on Oct 10, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought we just hated Charlottesville
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hence the slash
Or is it not Hate Week, only Mild Distaste For Week?
No, definitely Hate Week, we still have France on Saturday.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Oct 10, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fun in Charlottesville
With bonus unflagged celebrating from the field of play vs Nebraska
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Oct 10, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is all I have to show my hate`
You lost to Marc Verica at home
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Marc Verica.
sounds like a B movie villain.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No
Third string quarterback, that somehow became the starting QB three games into the season after a string of unfortunate events.
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by wahoocrew on Oct 10, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That was the game I missed
To take the FE. So glad I missed that one, and could sit down, drink, and laugh with my now-father-in-law when I got done, instead of sob and throw shit in the stadium.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
Or a venereal disease
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
by gth863x on Oct 10, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea what you're talking about . . .
Mostly because I promptly drank that day away after it happened.
Completely unintentional.
Here's one for all the hardened Welsh supporters. For a time when we've all got doctor's papers, not one of us in pain, and Harry Morgan buries his granny, once again.
How am I supposed to work up hate for guys
who engaged in scat play with Aggie’s transpo?
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by Phocion on Oct 10, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're still here, basically.
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At least you have the heated rivalry game against Florida to look forward to.
I mean, there’s a chance that you could knock them off their high-and-mighty pedestal and eliminate them from contending for a BCS Bowl.
Or something along those lines.
by SuperJew on Oct 10, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
starting LT may be done for career and starting running back broke his back fool
hopefully we can beat duke this week (never thought id utter those words)
by FSUguy on Oct 10, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/thinks of something witty and troll-ish
//looks at own depth chart
///looks at last games stats
////backs away slowly
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, but seriously
that game is going to be the most poorly played 12:00 game of the year not involving Texas or UNC.
by SuperJew on Oct 10, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We just had Minnesota play Purdue, and you have the balls to claim this?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He meant games between real teams playing I-A football.
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by jonfmorse on Oct 10, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well Duke DOES have a better record
[kicking legs like a giggling infant]
I'm not going to a country that confuses itself with poultry. Never.
by Bourbon_Meyer on Oct 10, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
/falls out of booth
...My soul ain't sold, but I've got it up for sale...
by Boozy McHound on Oct 10, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You still have the chance to defend the coveted Jefferson-Eppes Trophy
It gets better.
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by wahoocrew on Oct 10, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now up to 25% more coveted!
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Gooooooooood mooooooorning
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
HIIIII-EEEEEEE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
From what I read I take it the Bayou was a good time?
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
YAIS.
People are so nice. Liquor was plentiful. Food was, too (but I barely ate). EVERYONE should go to Tiger Stadium.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a friend go to Lane last week
Boy was he pissed he went a week early.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not the only one.
Never let me pick which game to attend. I will guess wrong.
/smashes head against wall
Just like when I passed up tickets to the Pitt Iowa game because I didn't want to drive
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
So Lane is awesome, but only when the Hokies are winning?
Just like every other big time football program? Shocking.
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Lane was awesome.
I was pissed I picked a game where Tech looked like dogshit and it was raining as opposed to a game in good weather that came down to the last minute. I understand as a UVA fan you guys look for reasons to leave the game early and get back to drinking Pinot, but some people like to watch good games.
by ElRocco337 on Oct 10, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, yes, no good games come through Charlottesville. Ever.
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That Idaho win was scintillating.
by ElRocco337 on Oct 10, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes. Very exciting at the end.
A hot pile of dogshit in terms of football, though.
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by wahoocrew on Oct 10, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She had a cup with a straw and endless liquor
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a fun argument starter.
If I have to pick between #teambooze and #teamfood, I’m always #teamfood, especially down in Louisiana.
I ate food people offered me.
I just didn’t go SEARCH for food. Or get my own plate. Or realize I might want to eat. I was too busy being loud and kinda obnoxious and singing Boomer Sooner (ALLEGEDLY). Oh and what she said.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
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by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey...
I offered you plenty of sausage.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
by DrBundy on Oct 10, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
....
…….
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You did!
And it was laid out nicely. Just unless it was brought to me on a plate, I didn’t eat it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This is just gonna end poorly
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We ain't high falutin' like them Ole Miss types.
You want food, it’s right over there. Not sure if you noticed, but the women don’t cook much at our tailgate. Menfolk handle most of the food duties, and the wimmenz sit back and socialize. We can’t be expected to serve yall too!!!
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
I saw all y'all cookin.
I knew there was food. It just didn’t cross my mind to eat. I was doing the socializin. And I didn’t mean you serving food specifically. Aliicolls and Anthropologal had plates of food and I snacked off of them. You were excellent host. PROMISE.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We cool.
And I still say I don’t have an accent.
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
Whatever you say.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
I grew up listening to the American masters: Toni Tennille, Debbie Boone, Anne Murray--who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. Then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie--who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada.
WHY DOES YOUR EMPLOYER HATE AMERICA?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Oct 10, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My employer is me
And he loves America, but is extremely behind due to extensive procrastination last week
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Oct 10, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would be at work.
But I’ve been on #teamnopants since about 9am.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
So jelly right now
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Oct 10, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really trying to avoid work emails.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
I got tanked at LSU and didn't get kicked out of Tiger Stadium.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Oct 10, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
...
HIS EMPLOYER HATES ITALIANS POSSIBLY POLES.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad South Dakota never has school
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Soda commercials fucking suck
The Dr Pepper one, the new 7Up with Cee Lo. Please to stop sucking. KTHX
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
Guys, let's pray for Christina Aguilera.
I like steak.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 10, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Title clicked.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to the jungle; we've got tons of cake.
by Albino Tornado on Oct 10, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
I actually laughed out loud at this
well done.
Learn to eat like a pop singer
♫ In the kitchen where we bake ♫
Mr. Meehan, my sister Betty wants some inside dope on football!
by Burrito Electrico on Oct 10, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dia dia dia dia beet ees
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
'diarreah, cha cha cha'
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Oct 10, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh my.
She’s from the place that wishes it were Lubbock, by the way. Apparently she is eating her feelings about Pitt football.
I think she's eating more than her feelings
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember when he came out back in the late 90's with Goodie Mob.
Dude was just kinda chubby then, but damn, he literally blew up since that time. Like he did nothing but eat whole pigs and write music for 10 years.
by SilentJag on Oct 10, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A life well lived.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She's from Paris?
That chick was, like, the Pele of anal.
by Bob Genghiskhan on Oct 10, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is there anyplace that doesn't wish it was Lubbock.
The grandeur of Imperial Rome couldn’t hope to match the Paris of West Texas.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow she's gone Full Snooki-ish.
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Oct 10, 2011 1:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
PSU has a game this weekend, but I just can't figure out who we're supposed to be hating.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Oct 10, 2011 12:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Holy crap guys
Thursday. AMC begins 3 days of Stephen King movies
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
They're calling it Crazy about King week
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh boy
At least they won’t show Halloween 4 and 5 threeve times per day
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Oct 10, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know. When it comes to Halloween, I'm not a purist
I’ll admit, I loved the Rob Zombie remake. As for the sequel….yeah….
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I thought the first one wasn't half bad
A kind of different graphic take on it, but still not too bad. The second one totally lost me with Zombie’s wife and the white horse.
You just can’t beat the first one. I watch it every year on Halloween and never get tired of it.
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Oct 10, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh of course
I love the original. There is no stopping it.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Stephen King Drinking Game!
Drink if/when:
If its set in Maine.
When the Writer character appears.
When the Alcoholic character appears. Double up if the writer and the alcoholic are the same person.
When the “bad place” is mentioned or is visited.
When the psychic child appears. Double up if the psychic child is disabled.
When the religious nut appears.
When the side story that serves as padding begins and ends.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Oct 10, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good gravy, man- do you want to kill somebody?
That game is a one way ticket to alcohol poisoning!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Oct 10, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There are writers in his stories that aren't alcoholics?
How unrealistic.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll be hiding behind my pillow if anyone needs me.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 10, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Gah. I wish Facebook also had a no politics policy
/Logs out. I’ll be back tomorrow. Or until friend needs a study break, then I about have to go on
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
I really think more sites could benefit from instituting a spider closet.
I have a few relatives whom I should defriend for questionable posting practices, but I don’t want to catch shit for it over the holidays.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Oct 10, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/mdwm
you can hide posts on FB. Not so much here. I’ve got that one friend who thinks everything I post that clashes with her worldview has to be corrected, but aside from that my friends who lean the other way just shrug and ignore it.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Yeah. I'm just ignoring it
my previous post wasn’t so much a “Don’t discuss politics” post as it was a “I wish people weren’t such jackasses” post
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, yes.
I retract my dismissive wanking motion.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
150+ post argument about the meaning of Columbus Day
I guess not politics but the first 4 comments were very spidery so i can only assume.
/not trying to be spidery here. just setting the picture up to explain my previous post
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure this was the precipitator of it all
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Oct 10, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
More or less
yes
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 10, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
it is now
a conciliatory wanking motion.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Oct 11, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
There's been a lot of politics posts on mine the last few days
because of the Occupy Wall Street thing, and I have friends on both sides and everybody seems pissed.
It’s almost gotten to the point where I’m not sure if things are real or from the Onion.
by Charles UF on Oct 10, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MY PROTESTORS ARE MORE VIRTUOUS THAN YOUR PROTESTORS
It is known.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Oct 10, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your protestors weren't Digital Viking Patron Saints.
Therefore Bread Helmet Man wins. The end.
"They wouldn't be heroes if they were infallible, in fact they wouldn't be heroes if they weren't miserable wretched dogs, the pariahs of the earth, besides which the only reason to build up an idol is to tear it down again."
by Mango Stasi on Oct 10, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
RC Johnson: Memphis deserves to be in the SEC
http://www.wmctv.com/story/15657761/rc-johnson-on-u-of-m-we-deserve-to-be-in-sec
Do whut? Yes, he said that.
I’m for it…would make Ole Miss look better.
Dude, I like Katy Perry and watch "Glee." I’m pretty much a lost fucking cause.
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Oct 10, 2011 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
And he's an actual person making a serious suggestion and not making a "Modest Proposal" type satire?
Um, wow.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
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