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Paul Johnson on shitty Dr. Pepper ad.

 



Now come and take a seat.


Well let me tell you why I hate this Dr. Pepper commercial.
Now they play this commercial once every 10 minutes on every channel it seems goddammit and they have this Pitbull guy just say the damn line 1000 times over like he is actually using talent or rapping skill.
Not only is it shitty in any sense of advertisement it is devoid of any creativity it seems.
It really seems to think that repeating a line a thousand times will somehow compel people to buy there shitty inferior product by drilling into the audiences skull and annoy the hell out of them. Is this hip? Is this what advertising is anymore? A douchebag rapper saying the same line over and over again?
Who in the hell does this appeal to? Hip 12 year old urban white girls?
Really why on earth would any person have a party under a freeway and only drink non-alcoholic beverages and listen to a shitty rapper, you are much more likely to be raped and killed by a crackhead under a freeway underpass than for there to be a goddamn party.

To even stand this dickwad party I would need at least 15 Black Tooth Grins so I would be able to not comprehend any thing.

I award you no fucks given and may god have mercy on your soul on Dr. Peppers ad department.

Now get the fuck out of my office, I have Notre Dame fools to crush.

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