It's senior bowl week, aka the real senior bowl, aka TODD MCSHAY IS ON TV FOR A SOLID WEEK TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY AND HOW GREAT HE IS
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT BODY. THAT'S A MANOSAURUS REX IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE, MEL. I'D HAVE SEX WITH THAT IF I WASN'T TODD MCSHAY AND MARRIED TO THIS HUSTLE.
NFL Network is running some primo coverage, featuring full access practices and a lot of pointless factoring. COLIN KAEPERNICK HAS MAD ARM TATS AND THAT'S GOING TO HURT HIM IN THE DRAFT BECAUSE THAT INK IS SLOWING DOWN HIS ALREADY LONG DELIVERY. /factor'd
YOU REALLY HAVE TO WONDER IF ALL THOSE NEEDLES ARE AFFECTING HIS STRINTH.
If you've got the NFL Network and are home from probably 4pm to 5pm (because that's when the show was running today), and you like seeing big guys go from I'm having fun to HOLY SHIT SCOUT SAYS I'M ONLY A THIRD ROUNDER I BETTER TURN ON THE KILLSWITCH in the matter of one play, then tune in. Or if you're like me and will literally watch anything sports throws at you during a slow week, then tune in and post snark here. Also, there's close ups of EDSBS' favorite ostrichback, Colin Kaepernick.