Listen, there's no way to tidily post three at once, so here's to cheating and putting all three in one compact format. Think of it as our "Paranoid Android", or the second side of Abbey Road, or like us attempting to cover a very dense block of football in fifteen minutes without breaking stride. The Alabama section is just us yelling "PAWWWWWWLLLL" for five minutes, which is predictable but still enjoyable (at least for us.)

Listen here, or below. This is also your open thread, so LET'S DOOOOOOO THIIIISSSSS.