Severe lack of Musberger hating around here...
Unless I just missed it (which happens). But seriously, do you hate that guy or what? Is it just me?
I felt like he was calling that Boise St./VA Tech game with his pants off up there. I was waiting for some type of an exchange resembling this:
Brent: "Aaaaand the pass is complete for a Bronco first down! But we do have a flag."
Herbie: "Yes Brent I think there was holding there on the left tackle...*watching replay*....yep you're just not going to get away with that one, referee was looking right at it."
Brent: "I would like to have the entire Boise St. team partake in bukakke on me in the showers after this game."
Herbie: "What?"
Brent: "Yep looks like this one is coming back."
Was I the only one getting this vibe? I mean I already hated the guy but this was ridiculous. I'm a Bama fan also - if I was a Virginia Tech fan I would have REALLY been hating him.
*PS - "Hate" is a strong word. I only hate him in the sense that I hate listening to him call games... And that I wish he would get AIDS.
*PPS - I don't really want him to get AIDS.
*PPPS - Yes I do. Maybe. I'm undecided.
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He’s calling your game this weekend.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
It was only mentioned 100+ times in the game thread.
The working assumption was that Ol’ Mush-for-brains had been playing the Musberger Drinking Game before the broadcast.
like i said,
I do miss things. I skimmed the game thread…he seemed to be taking it to new levels last week to me
Funny thing is
someone recently linked to an old Sports Illustrated article back from when our good buddy was running the NFL desk at CBS with Jimmy the Greek. Back then, apparently, his whole motivation was to disappear into the game and not stand out at all. In other words, the good old days.
Listening to him say, “Folks, let me tell you about [insert homespun story about a team which manages to prop up every lazy stereotype about said team]” makes me want to falcon punch somebody.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Don't waste your hate on Muffburger...
He’s been hated for decades…It’s time we all focus our hate-rays on Craig James.
I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member. -Groucho Marx

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