EDSBS LIVE! BRIAN COOK, WEEK TWO, AND THE CONTINUED STATE OF KNOWING NOTHING
by Spencer Hall on Sep 8, 2010 4:14 PM EDT
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PrintJoining us tonight for EDSBS Live will be Brian Cook, who like every other Michigan fan will be speaking to us from the ceiling he has been stuck for the past 96 hours or so following Denard Robinson's insane offensive performance against UConn on Saturday. (Michigan football: contains real scraps of offense for the first time since 2006.) We'll also ask him about the rest of the Big Ten, college football, and about whether it's cool to have sex with women in shoes in bed. We say no because dammit, the bed is clean, the floor is not, and okay maybe if she's wearing big red clown shoes because THAT would liven up the mood a bit.
9:00 pm. EDT. Listen here, chat here, or take your chances with the widget. Don't bother tying your shoelaces, either, because if you run through things as fast as we're going to you don't need them.
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Hell, no.
Stand on the floor and bend her over the bed if you want her to wear shoes. What the hell else is the footboard there for?
Lets talk about Penn St and recruiting.....
and how JoePa gets tired of every recruit asking him “How long are you gonna stay alive? stick around Penn State?”
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Recruits probably get tired of saying, "Coach, I'm over here." while JoePop tries to recruit a grandfather clock.
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 8, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He'll have you know...
that clock is unblockable off the edge, and if he could get 3 more just like em, well then, he’d have something. Except when you push them over and they don’t move.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Her feet don't touch the floor if they're over your shoulders
Yoga is good
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
that can't be knowledge from experience
/davidson’d
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
connor house'd
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
GET A ROOM
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 8, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
erratum
Turner house’d
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
connor by choice
rusk by necessity
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rollins..
At times I wish that I didn’t know what I know now
Thought and thought until I lost my mind
Looked and looked until I went near blind
The path is fair but so unkind
At night the highway’s diesel roar / Speaks to me and tells me more
Than any book I’ve ever read / Or anything you ever said
With silent eyes inside / I watch myself and worlds collide
The seasons burn and crack my skin / I stay outside and live
"Fuck me boots" are certainly allowed in the bed.
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions
AJ Green
out 4 weeks so says the AJC twitter..
/fuckfuckfuckfuck
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
I don't know
I seem to remember a little bit of offense outta Michigan in January 2008. Lloyd and Mike DeBord did like to save everything but zone read left, QB waggle, and punt until the end of the season, though. There was no tape for Urban to study.
So, uh, take that haters? We moved the ball in a bowl game against ESS EEE SEE speed in … 2008. Ran pretty well against Delaware State last year, too.
I’m gonna go knock on some wood and make some offerings to my Denard shrine now.
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Michigan football: contains real scraps of offense for the first time since 2006.
Actually, there was that blip in the 2008 Capital One Bowl.
by formerlyanonymous on Sep 8, 2010 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, I remember that team! They lost to App State
Then beat the mighty Florida in that Cap One game. Imagine that.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 8, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Pete Jayhawk
Cheers to you – it takes GUTS to call in after a weekend like you had. Cocktails.
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