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BLOGPOLL BALLOT: DAMN YOUR SLIPPERY FINGERS

HOOOOOKAY RANDOMNESS EXPLAINED. Here's the Blogpoll Ballot for week two, and boy howdy is it the usual mess. The good news: we can blame it on life, and on the haphazard balancing of a.) top rank teams we think are good, but played no one, and b.)  crediting teams who actually did stuff and played people and things. 

Notes and exactly one apology follows. 

 

YEAH YOU HOLD ON A SECOND THERE. We've never been a fan of complete powerpolling, nor of saying any ballot makes a lot of sense before week eight or so, but here we go anyway trying to balance the two with the inevitable ghosts of preseason expectations living on deep into the season.  TCU and Boise both won their biggish games to start the season, with Boise playing a tougher opponent in a tougher environment. (The Jerrydome was basically a home game for TCU, while FedEx Field was Lane Stadium's road show complete with "Enter Sandman.") 

The Mountain West's bubble continues as Utah pops in for beating Pitt at home, which isn't quite as impressive but still merits a significant bump. As is customary, the Deltas here don't mean much here: Ohio State and Alabama are down because of the rises of TCU and Boise, and VT bumps up because for once we'd like to keep a team up for manning up and playing someone in week one and two. Will Miami and Ohio State receive the same treatment next week? You're damn right they will, barring one team completely paving the other into a fine, ruined pavement of football failure. Pitt's in there, and should be followed by Oregon State in a world where we don't hit "submit' and then yell NOOOOOO as the Rodgers brothers fall off the map. 

SO WHERE'S UNC? Beating LSU doesn't count for what it used to, even with a skeleton crew manning the ship. John Shoop's offense would anger us to the point of violence, which is something you may get to see anyway if Florida continues their current offensive trend.  

MOVED DOWN FOR NEGATIVE PERFORMANCE: Florida. We--that's the "Gator fan we"--are going to be a season-long disaster on offense, and it won't improve until the offense is put in the hands of someone who can call a game, which Steve Addazio demonstrably cannot at this point.  Texas suffers for the sputtering of their run game, which still seems like it's in practice mode. Establishing Tre (accent) Newton as the feature back should fix this, but they're in a transitional state offensively at the moment, too. Unlike Florida's, this does not appear to be a coaching personnel issue, and should improve.

THE MUDDLED MIDDLE: Everything else could be reordered without too much harm due to the lack of data provided by cakey week one appearances. 

TWO BLATANT ERRORS: We should have left Oregon State in using the logic of "willing to play tough opponents," and what the hell is that Wisconsin ranking, you ask? An error caused by clumsy fingers. Seriously. We get paid to do this.  

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Still hating on the Huskers

It’s okay, though. We’ve got bleach.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at it this way.

Inclusion on this nakedly confused ballot isn’t necessarily good.

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

by Spencer Hall on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should check your homeowner's policy

to be certain it covers bricks through windows

Nick Saban is my BFF

by cowcollege on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Michigan at 22?

Someone’s got Denard Fever!

It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.

by devidee33 on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You should get checked...

Denard fever has a similar pathology to Simplex B.

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

and it deserves a rec. I haven’t heard nard or nards in a very long time but I still giggle when I hear/see it.

by Cardfanintherock on Sep 8, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously trying to decide if I should bother going to this game or not

I get a lot of odd looks from the crowd when I start l laughing at Gator miscues. I can’t help it. I like and follow the team, but they’re just so inept sometimes.

by Tim James on Sep 8, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I just remembered that crazy preacher is going to burn the Korans that day. Tempted to stay far away.

by Tim James on Sep 8, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence.

I was thinking about burning a text written by a fasle prophet, sent to mislead the faithful with his book of lies and untruths.

Brian Kelly says it's fine.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be there with this

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever seen that before.

The invitation to “LOOK INSIDE” is rather mocking.

Brian Kelly says it's fine.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure looking inside results in this...

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

OMG WTF MSU

From 16 to unranked?? For what?

Do we need to wear more ties?

Sparty on. Gator done.

by SpartanGator on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

John Shoop calling plays at UNC?

As in former Chicago Bears OC John Shoop? As in the Run and Shoop?

I feel so, so, so very, very sorry for you Tar Heel football fans. All 7 of you.

I now have to go commiserate with LSU fans about Gary Crowton.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 8, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Not To Worry, He May Not Be There Long

Butch Davis’s stock is dropping faster than Jenna Jameson did to her knees on one of her workdays.

UNC fans are probably more interested in who their next coach will be, and when he’ll start more than they are John Shoop-tee-dooo.

by Charles Boyer on Sep 8, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Shoop ...

still calling the 6-yard square-in on third and eight?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 8, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

We’ve had worse. John Bunting puts a lot of things in perspective.

by SuperJew on Sep 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit dude.

 I still feel sorry for you guys in the Bunting years

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 8, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and the fact that the offense was surprisingly good

Butch Davis did pretty well with the Econ department and the secretary on the D-line last week.

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worse?

Again. My apologies.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 8, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

As a Chicago Bears fan, just hearing the name ‘Shoop’ makes me want to punch babies. So, if you have had worse, I am truly sorry.

by Mikanakinos on Sep 8, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My daughter learned the word "fuck"

because of me, because of Shoop.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Sep 8, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just once...

I’d like to hear the Addazio headset chatter during a game. I’ll just take a wild stab and set the over/under of “I can’t sees” at 150. In the first quarter.

by Counter Trap on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He is a special kind of terrible

If he tried to call the worst plays he could, he wouldn’t do any worse.

by Mikanakinos on Sep 8, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must have been real hard for you...

…to rank Florida behind Auburn, Senor Swindle. /laughsmanically

/ohgoddontletuslosetomorrow
/thatjerkkarma

I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!

by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

After that performance

Florida belongs there. Auburn may have the best offense in the league this year. But Auburn’s defense didn’t look as good as the UF Offense.

by Mooncricket on Sep 8, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

New rule:

Let’s not predict best/worse anythings based on week one games against ArkansasStateSanJoseMiamiofOhios. We will allow exceptions for teams coached by aliens whose last name rhymes with “rutt”, however.

by Counter Trap on Sep 8, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN UR BLOGPOLLZ

EATING UR AQ SANS BIG TEN POST-WEEK 1 BLOGPOLL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WHOOOO UP TOP RTR

by TaterSalad on Sep 8, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEREZ JACKSONVILLE STATE BIAS BIAS BIAS

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by Old South on Sep 8, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sorry, the trophy for I-AA football is

here.

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

by boddagettaflyer on Sep 8, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no no

There’s two O’s in Goose, boys

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by Old South on Sep 8, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it needs to end.

The torment and stress they put their players through is simply intolerable. Won’t someone please think of the manchildren?

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Sep 8, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking about just the games I was able to watch

The Utes are way too high, an Pitt didn’t fall quite enough.
Sakerilina is a couple spots too high and Wf’nVis a couple of spots too low.
LSU holding steady is OK by me, but Va Tech moving up isn’t.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 8, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Utah didn’t win that game, Pitt lost it. The stache got completely outcoached and both teams looked like garbage.

by Mooncricket on Sep 8, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

LSU

how can anyone be okay with LSU at 12, even if Orson gives notafuck about this poll? They almost blew a three TD lead to a scout team.

by TheBlackAttack on Sep 8, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swindle had LSU there from last week

I was not going to argue the point that I thought they were ranked too high. Even though Miles came close to losing a big lead, he did not. It also looked to me like he was subbing a lot of second and third string palyers when the lead began to evaoprate, so I just called it a push.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just going to post what I did on Block-C

Remove South Carolina, replace with North Carolina at 25. Playing with a cripplied dick and still getting LSU pregnate with the idea of firing their coach because he can’t beat timmy the parapalegic in a foot race should at least mean they get one more week in the poll. And plus South Carolina beat Southern Miss, which no matter how much they won by, or how they did it, they should have won that game. You don’t reward a team for winning a game they should win, thats like me not believing a rumor I heard on Tnet and wanting a handjob for it. (Would still like the handjob though)

Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano

by AParker on Sep 8, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I want Boise St. to play Alabamas schedule, and Alabama to play Boises

Then get back with me at the end of the year……hell Vandy could do ok on that schedule…..I want TCU to play Texas, because if you dont win your state, you dont play in the big game. I think the BCS should be like a Tough-Man contest, and from week to week you pick your next opponent if you think you can knock off the king of the hill from the previous week. You challenge the king, he takes your challenge and somebody gets their ass whipped…I’d love to play Boise St next week, but we got Penn St. I will live for this weekend….Florida St, this could be the game where they get ready to get payback on Florida….tOSU vs Miami——The Swag Bowl 2010

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We could throw away conferences and do Swiss pairings for scheduling

Do two games at a time, 1 home, 1 road.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be the way to go....and if you split the games, the tie breaker

is a Roman Gladiator fight to the death, complete with midgets and lions, last man standing from each team gets hands wrapped in cloth,then dipped in glue, then dipped in glass, nails and steel shards….

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the two games in each pair would be against different teams

But I like your tiebreaker proposal anyway.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wisconsin not impressive enough in Vegas last week?

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 8, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

No Razorbacks Yelling?

That’s right – look at the SEC powerpoll on TSK and you’ll see Arkansas earning some serious respect. Look here, and they don’t even rank top 25.

A snubbing?

Actually, I agree with EDSBS because my team, The Razorbacks, proved NOTHING last week. This week, should we treat Louisiana-Monroe like a cat plays with a captured meal, might garner some respect. SOME.

Beware Arkansas, the real season approaches and you better not be caught believing your own press!

by HogInAiken on Sep 8, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Arkansas got a weird bump in both AP and Coaches poll

No idea why. Beating up on Tenn Tech isnt a big deal.

It didnt happen in the blog poll, they seemed to be about same spot as preseason. I found it weird that it happened in both the media and coaches polls.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically because a preseason favorite actually performed as

advertised…unlike Ole Miss, Auburn and Florida(cough-cough)….at least as far as the spread goes…..these guys alone nuked my Pick’Em

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the death threats

from Mustain’s mom also helped

"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Sep 8, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

But plenty of other teams nuked their FCS opponents and didnt get the bump

I do think you might have hit on something, I think they took “SEC points” lost by the teams you listed who didnt perform. But that is BS, as voters shouldnt be reserving points for a conference.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You picked Auburn?

Never pick Auburn.
/stillkickingmyselfforpickingauburninweek1
//andfloridatexaslsuoklahomavt

Nick Saban is my BFF

by cowcollege on Sep 8, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeh, dont yall have the QB that is "supposed" to be starting for Florida..

right now? Urban Meyer has an eye for talent, and I think Florida would be in the thick of it if Cam had stayed, but yall rescued him from the “Jr College Isle of Misfit Div 1 Athletes” and he should be able to pile up the stats. Ya’ll would cover the damn spread if Ted Roof wouldnt keep trying to play freshman all thru the game in blowouts, dammit.

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No choice

We’re thin enough on D that they all need as much playing time as possible just in case. I hate to think what happen if a key starter, especially a senior, went down in a big game and his back-up was a freshman with only a few minutes of garbage time under his belt.

But what are the odds of that happening?

by PalmettoTiger on Sep 8, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only teams Arkansas moved in front of were

Pittsburgh – Lost
USC – Did not have a solid game against a weak opponent
Ga. Tech – They also moved up a spot in rankings, Arkansas just leapfrogged them. Not sure if it was deserved but at least both teams advanced.

by Cardfanintherock on Sep 8, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also LSU in the coaches poll

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also alos UNC in the coaches poll

but that is understandable.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Sep 8, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 8:12 a.m. local...

I may already need a drink after seeing this.

"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero

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by jfdsiao jifods on Sep 8, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You sir, are a scoundrel and n'er do well

How can you rate so many of the western heathens ahead of our beloved Southern bretheren? Three of the top four from the unwashed, lower class WAC and MWC? The Pride of Dixie is reduced in rank compared to these johnny-come-lately squaters? You have insulted the Confederate States of America and shall pay for you insolence. I challenge you to a duel with the weapons of your choice. I shall be waiting on the Quad at dawn of this Friday.

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