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Cowbell girl, or the only time the internets truly felt disgusted at itself.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 6, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
PROCOMBAT'D
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live blog
where?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I followed the link and saw like 4 articles on Boise St vs VT but nothing that says liveblog.
I thought the interwebs was only a click away.
For the first ever, FedEx has fired up fans
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Powder blue?
They look like they were once white, but were accidentally washed with something dark that bled all over them. Even the ‘Boise State’ on the front looks washed out.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Why college football is better
1) Dumb decision to return results in bone-crushing hit and almost a fight afterwards
2) Next play is a flea flicker
3) Fumble
4) Tetris uniforms’d
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You forgot Herbie and 'Berger performing blatantly in front of a green screen.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
There's that awesome VT offense we all knew and love
Laying it on the ground on play #2.
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FUMBLE!
Pouncey’d?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, a bad snap!
New things!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Sweet
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure this is the liveblog/feed.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 6, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
That's what I was assuming
Then again I graduated from UGA, so take anything I say with a grain of salt.
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Nah, man, it’s at the big bold lettered link.
Also: Early timeout. Boise will possibly not really but could regret this 27 minutes from now.
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nothing over at the big bold link
I’ve been lookin’ all over.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't find any blog-like thing at that link
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Click on the first post in it. You can comment there. Snark victoriously.
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maybe this
is the live blog?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Kellen Moore looks 12.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 6, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions
He's got a little Sam Bradford in him, me thinks.
As far as the uni’s go, I feel like I’m playing the latest version of NFL BLITZ.
Epic Fail.
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what?
you don’t like the Bronco logo crawling out of the players’ necks and onto their helmets?
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not a chance in hell.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Is that your sarcastic way of saying Boise St is starting to gain status as a "t-shirt university"?
I agree.
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T-shirt University?
Don’t mess with Texas!
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What the hell is this? No special team fake yet?
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by AuditDawg on Sep 6, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank god Boise made that.
We’d have to spend the next 45 minutes listening to Brent ramble on about Beamerball if that got blocked.
Simulated Gameday Experience - just like the real thing, only we have smoke machines.
Go here, guys:
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Well, that sucks
There’s a one day waiting period over there. Like buying firearms I say.
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still not seeing any bloggy stuff
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apparently I'm not a member and can't comment yet.
Son’bitch.
Guess I’m stuck here.
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Here is the challenge . . .
I think folks were hoping for a LiveBlog with a chat, but Orson does say we’re kicking it old school on this one.
Found it!
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck that noise and fuck waiting periods
I like my sports blogs like I like my women: fast, easy, and easy to input stuff into.
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Meaning, this thread shall be my liveblog for the evening
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Attta boy
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd and 21.
It’s Stinespring time.
Simulated Gameday Experience - just like the real thing, only we have smoke machines.
SBN Live Blog
As slow-developing and ineffective as an ACC offense.
Random act of violence against a camera man.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Carpart Taylor not looking so hot
At what point do VaTech start pining for the return of Sean Glennon?
by Spartan D on Sep 6, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No LIVECHAT, but LIVEBLOG
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 6, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Beamerball?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Beamer-Ball!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
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It's over if Boise goes up 10, right?
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Va. Tech is how do you say.....
Rattled?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I thought only VT was legally allowed special teams plays.
Beamerball is patented.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And like that, it's over for Va Tech
We can’t trust Va Tech to come back from a two score deficit, can we?
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Boise State sucks.
How many Sugar Bowls did they win in the 1960’s?
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 6, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
10 Point lead, 20 yards of offense
not a bad job if you can get it
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Kinda like the UGA/UF game in 2008
UF wins by 39 points, gets outgained by 40 yards. Got to capitalize those freebies inside the other team’s 20.
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Ain't that Gator Ball this year?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They'll take playing on a 30 yd field any offensive series n
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
As I posted on another thread
The VT unis look flat black. They better not play that way. Too late
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently . . .
They’re only good if the other team doesn’t read a scouting report on your 3rd and short tendencies.
I got a fantasy football auction draft in a half hour
Anyone every done one of these before? I have no idea how to properly valuate players
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I should've specified
It’s NFL. It’s one of those auction ones where you start with $x to use to bid on your players. So far my best strategy is to remember my buddy’s mancrush on Peyton Manning and sabotage him by bidding him up way past his real value
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That sounds like a proper approach
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
VT needs to take a page out of Wannstedt's playbook
turn around and hand off to your RB – repeatedly
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Broncos are looking real sharp
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So who's supposed to be the Autobots?
VT looks moderately hardcore,except for the Sega Genesis numbers.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 6, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions
Much like the post-Solich search
I don’t think LSU will get many takers if/when The Hat gets canned
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It's a desirable job still.
Just don’t fuck it up.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Desirable, yes
But I wouldn’t beat down the door to get a job that was vacated by a NC-winning coach
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We'd open the door for them.
Door was fucking expensive.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially if we double his current salary.
Not enough bread in Idaho.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You choose
Bronzed in Boise?
Or have feces thrown at you in Baton Rouge when Auburn has a higher ranked recruiting class?
Peterson is never going to LSU
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Love CFB
Just realized Kellen Moore is a lefty. DOH
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
If Boise wins, they're the new #1.
But there’s no way they can keep it after 9 straight weeks of WAC, right?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
look at this comedian.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Don't sleep on New Mexico St
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On pace to win 80-0
I see no reason to believe they won’t continue to score at the exact same rate.
What about
North Dakota St.? JAX ST? Oh yeah.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even Jesus himself has enough pull...
…to get Boise in the top spot.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hard
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Nearly every play has big hits
Approval
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Is Kellen Moore alive after that?
I thought for sure he was about to be decapitated by angry Hokie.
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If Moore gets hurt, is BSU dead in the water?
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they should go for it just to piss off this crowd.
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Go for it!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Don Nehlen lives!
Draw play on 3rd and long!
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
Mike Bobo thinks that was a reckless strategy.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Sack by Friday? Obvious:
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
A fictional dialogue between Kellen Moore and the trainer
Trainer: “What day is it?”
Moore: “Monday”
Trainer: “Who hit you?”
Moore: “Friday”
Trainer: “All the evidence I need. Let him play.”
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
Midgets instead of Babes?
Dr.Pepper ads SUCK this year and Musberger is getting a little chatty and “feely” in his old age.
Boise-where mean white undersized guys play ball.
Any more “pinned his ears back” and I’m switching to UNC vs LSU.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
3rd-and-24
Defender HAS to know the situation. Forget the strip and just put him on the ground. He carried Carmichael an extra 10 yards.
How do you not go for it after a 23 yard run?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
when you know VT is itching to rough the kicker
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot about Petersen's omniscience
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Because mamma said knock you out?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
VT has already recorded several of my favorite dumbass wrinkles . . .
1. Shit talk a receiver after a 20+ yard reception.
2. Go for the strip instead of the stop and let yourself get carried for extra yardage.
Brilliant!
Well . . .
Let’s add running into the kicker to this list as well.
Idiotic VT defender.
you friggin moron!!!!
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Texas Tech? Really Brett?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tesas Tech?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
These uniforms are terrible
Rivals anything Oregon’s pulled out lately
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
tire tracks?
duck feathers?
I think not.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Looks stunning to Brent
but pretty familiar to those of us who’ve seen VoTech break down before.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
Beamerlol
20 penalty yards from one dude, on a punt. Fantastic.
That kid should be cut
what a fuckin dumbass
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Va Tech is the new Miami(FL)
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LOL anti- beamerball
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So, a blocked punt, running into the kicker, and a fumble already by VT ...
We have apparently entered the Twilight Zone.
I thought this was known as ACCion?
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black screened for the vision impaired.
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Coles no white pussy this week
20 yards on 1 play?
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
He could've gotten 45
Two late hits plus the refs could’ve (shouldn’t have, but could’ve) given a personal foul on the punter hit
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This Avery kids has wheels, me thinks.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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Only way Va Tech wins this game is.....
…..if Moore gets taken out in a coroner van.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
how will they score 11 points?
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There's no need for banks...
…when you’re still on the gold standard.
/creates rumors of a bank run
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
damn is Moore impressive
Blitz? hah! easy pass to the vacated spot
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WildBronco!
Wait, Broncos are already wild? BRONCO offense!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
We spent six months forgetting that Va Tech always fails on the national stage
Not sure why we expected anything different here.
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Except when Lane Kiffin's involved.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
speakin' of which.
How much does Oregon hang on Tennessee on Saturday?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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I don't understand why people always expect big things from Va Tech
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Because they can beat up on teams like
Cincinnati.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
See you in January, Boise
when you emerge from your WACocoon
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Oregon St doesn't do anything for ya?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Not on the Smurf Turf with Dr. Katz at QB
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Don't think the humidity is bothering the Broncos, Herbie
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
dang
it totally hit the ground though
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure it hit the ground
might have been OB before he totally corralled it, though.
by Brock Sampson on Sep 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
It did kind of look like he was bobbling when he slid out of bounds.
Not that I think it’ll be overturned.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Touchdown Smurfs!
One hand, the Broncos only need one hand.
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HOLY SHITFUCK
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Great impersonation of Calvin Johnson there
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No no no
This team’s winning.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Minus Reggie Ball
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s a fair shake.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
looks like WVU vs UGA @ Sugar Bowl
2005 in ATL.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 8:47 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
UGA/UH in Sugar Bowl in 07?
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but, but our helmets are black!!
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my bad
black helmets were for the Florida massacre?
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Oklahoma
in any BCS bowl?
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida State says hello.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
'Berger needs a ball gag.
Bring out the gimp.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Musberger just doomed Boise
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thank god the national championship is on FOX this year....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I want to see Brent Musburger and Thom Brenneman fight in a cage.
A cage filled with live grenades
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Berger, Bradshaw, Brenneman, and Collinsworth
with Joe Buck as the special ref.
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I must be blind or something because that's what I'm saying
and I’m rooting for Boise
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That does it, somebody get LeGarrette Blount in here.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Ha
Peterson looked constipated in that Boise ad
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 6, 2010 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
If this were any team but Va Tech we'd call Brent crazy for discussing Boise's poll position this early in the game
But we all know Va Tech isn’t coming back.
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Except that one time against Nebraska.
I don’t think either team scored 17 in that one, though.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
that game didn't happen
Seriously had a nightmare this summer that the same shit happened in the NU-Texas game this year
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How come that "blinding speed" return guy for VT keeps getting stuffed, Brent?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
How come that "blinding speed" return guy for VT keeps getting stuffed, Brent?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Woah.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jesus . . .
Boise looks like they are playing with 13 on defense right now.
LSU should hire Petersen immediately
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Brent knows this is Boise State, not App State, right?
BSU has been playing at this level for the better part of a decade. They are not the Little Sisters of the Poor.
Yet people around here still consider them a joke, so, ya know
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL BOISE
it just rolls off the tongue.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Better part of four years
Less everyone forgets the poopfest they layed in Athens the first time they played the big boys in 2005.
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Good lord, that game was 5 years ago?
I remember the massive hangover I was nursing watching that game
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, and it was glorious
DJ Shockley’s introduction as starting QB. I remember feeling so bad at the time because everybody I met from Boise was so damned nice. They’re like Canadians, I tell ya.
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He read the pre-game notes incorrectly
He thinks VT is playing North Dakota State.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Boise fer real?
Vs Tide?
Vs Horns?
Methinks yep.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 8:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think you overrate UT, friendo.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
UT's Power Run Game
gouged Rice for 4 yards per carry
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
who?
Rice?
They still have a football team?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
yep, the hope for diversity on campus
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Well
When you only play one team of that caliber every 12 games or so, I’d say they could compete with anybody in that respect. Now if they had to run through a Big 12/SEC/ACC schedule and take the beatings that come along with that, I’m not so sure they could play with those guys.
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Point taken
Even so, it’s not like BSU is some kind of surprise at this point. Even if they are facing the big boys only once every 12 games, they win those games.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
wrecked
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Boise weaknesses:
- Need to improve their record when grandpappy was a boy
- Geography. No team could possibly be good without ’crewts from Florida or Texas.
- Field color. Reptilian brains cannot get past any gimmick, no matter how unimportant.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Or ya know
Have to play a decent team more than once a year. That would help, too.
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wasn't aware Boise could magically switch conferences
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not like the MWC is a massive step up
And even with the Big XII in meltdown mode, they weren’t getting an invite there.
They should join the SEC
Cross divisional blue/orange rival in Gainesville.
Plus, SEC pipeline into that Idaho/Northwest talent pool.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Tyrod Taylor attempted a pass yet?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
and there it was
“stands tall and delivers his first completion.”
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure the MD/Navy game this afternoon
had a combined total of 10 passes
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I set the over/under at 10
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The cast of The Town is half awesome, half hilariously-miscast
JEREMY RENNER!
Ben Affleck?
JON HAMM!!!!
BLAKE LIVELY!?! LULZ
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
DVR says it wants to switch channels to record Queen with Paul Rodgers
I don’t think anybody told it to record Queen with Paul Rodgers, but it’s starting to sound better than this game
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Couldn't play in the SEC because of the microwave heat
amirite?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Big XII South sez hello.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You know, Tyrod, you can block every now and then....
just a thought.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
iknoright?!?
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Musberger just went racist.
“dead hombre”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Trying to keep the latino contigent happy
suerte con eso, would need more special teams flopping
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Kill the Man?
How bout Toss Up and Smear.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
smart play by the DB to push down the VT WR
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
He was in.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
His knee was down before the end zone.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
nevermind.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Hey look!
A football game broke out! Cool!
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
You're assuming this VT defense is going to show some more signs of life after this drive
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Hey, for the moment, it might be a 10 pt football game
As opposed to what we’ve been watching, which I believe is some sort of surrealistic Dali film from the 1930s.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it's one drive.
I want consistency.
I want ECU/TULSA.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
you want a sweat-drenched, panting Ruffin McNeal wobbling on the sidelines?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
I'm sure beamer could handle that.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
WAC Defense there
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
This game is brought to you by Google maps
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Taylor tries two passes all game
one is a 15 yard completion, the other is for roughly 40.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
Well, nine. The other seven were scrambles or sacks.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Am I the only one that is driven insane by this?
ESPN has eleventy billion dollars. How freaking hard is it to put a camera on both sides of both goal lines straight down the goal line to see if a guy crosses or not?
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Just heard a chopper outside and heard knock at the door
When I responded “Who’s there?” I only heard “Goons. Hired goons.”
/cowering silently in the bathroom
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Maybe it's just a built-in deficiency of the stadium
but whenever VT has a big play, the aftermath is going to get obscured by people’s hands and beer bottles. This is an NFL stadium, and that sucks
Boise's d-line is stout!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Why the fuck did Boise take that penalty?
Wouldn’t they rather give a fourth down with about a 47 yard FG try than give them back a 3rd and 20?
It was 2nd and 20
I’d still have let them try 3rd and 15.
Tyrod gesturing that he wants to throw. Brave of him
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Play in SEC ?
Heat and humidity. See UGA game.
But exciting. A comeback will make the night, not MY night, but I’m gonna ISO Brent here in a minute.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Today in Dumas, TX...
The temp reached 100 but thanks to 10% humidity, we had a wind chill of 95.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Alert Smart Football
Musburger just invented the “Iso Look” Formation. Since you can’t run anything else out of a Pro-I.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
footbaw!!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
From @aarongleeman:
VT looks like someone spent an hour on “design your own uniform” in NCAA Football 11, got bored, and then just hit accept.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
by Jason Kirk on Sep 6, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW IDAHOAN MASTERS
AND EAT THEIR POTATOES.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
Peppers and Onions
I have never seen a person put sauteed peppers and onions on a baked potato. It must be the hook and ladder play of side dishes.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
for skeletal strong sad.
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Beamerball!
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Over/under on potato commercials?
There’s one already.
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Over
Potatoes are the new viagra/cialis
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
More like Uwe Bol
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Beamer-Bol?!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Beamerball is full of fail
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If it wasn't for UNC, this would be the week's worst special teams performance
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Beamerball?
Looks like they just took the Jon Fabris method of kickoff school in the offseason.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
see the riot in the stands?
not bad.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That young guy that got smacked by the woman
Totally reeked of New Yorker uber machismo syndrome.
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jersey shore, what?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
BEAMERBAW!!!!!
I think Bob Davie is wearing a Frank Beamer mask. It’s the only explanation.
Weis is the ST Coordinator in disguise.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Dawgs:
Aren’t you glad you didn’t get Bud Foster?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
6 straight years of under 17 ppg
yep, that’s just terrible. must have been lucky every year.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
To be fair
It’s not tough to average under 17 ppg when you play in the ACC
don't care what league you are in
that’s tough to do, especially when your O goes 3 and out 50% of the time
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
In all fairness
He’s playing a pretty damned prolific offense tonight whereas Grantham got to go up against a pretty piss poor excuse for an offense. Ask me after this weekend.
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Foster rethinking decision
To NOT take another job.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think his bank account and the annuity he got from VA Tech cause him to think otherwise
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this game is fucking over
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
everyone knows know white after labor day
…does that start after midnight or before?
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
errrr
there goes my typing, thanks litros of beer
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was insightful commentary.
I kept wondering what Boise’s strategy was in throwing the ball behind the receiver. Brent cleared it up for me.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nessler: "Not perfectly thrown."
It’s ok to admit Moore is capable of fucking up
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
By Nessler I meant not Nessler. Whatever
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
"Bangs that one, yyyyes!"
Should be required call for every field goal?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I prefer the Max Bretosian, “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS” like he does for soccer goals.
If the ball goes just wide or short, he can hilariously cut short to a “no” at the end.
But I’m silly.
Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
In Lou We Trust - The New Jersey Devils SBN Blog
His father could never make it from the left hash either
he’s defying genetics, eat sh^% Craig Venter
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
he beats the crap out of white people?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"When I said half off"
“I didn’t mean for you to disembowel the salesman, Mr. Suh.”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He's just exacting the appropriate punishment
For us giving Vanilla Ice to the world.
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and Pinkberry
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Heh.
Delmas: Ndamakong, why are we hiding behind the cheese counter?
Suh: Not hiding. Waiting. Hunting.
Delmas: Hunting?! Hunting, what? We’re in a fucking grocery store.
Suh: Rye is the wiliest of breads.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I miss him so much!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
SLS AMG?
I got a gullwing Stiffy.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The US Capitol building
Nowhere near FedEx field.
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
showing an interstate
isnt as patriotic
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Kinda like all those shots of Boston when the Pats play
Foxboro is like 40 miles southwest of Beantown. N
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey, who's Ole Miss got this week?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
by Jason Kirk on Sep 6, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Everything you need to know about Taylor there
CB was obviously blitzing there. He never looked that way before snapping and of course CB makes the tackle.
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Va Tech's best play is 3rd and long
Fuck the first two downs
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Tyrod Taylor != RB
When you have Ryan Williams and Darren Evans, why the fuck would you have your QB take the snap and immediately run. (Option teams excepted)
Kirk was pretty indecisisive there
with his adjectives.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
Boise State has 6 more yards of offense than VT thusfar
Beamberball, baby!
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
VA Tech just realized they don't play in the Big East
Decided to start playing something approaching football.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Typical end around success rate: +/- 33?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
way under.
goes up in the NFL though.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'd say under
except there are some teams that run the triple option with a WR/H back, so that probably drives it up.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice audible, Tyrod.
Got any other gems you wanna throw out there?
Annexation of Puerto Rico, perhaps?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Hout needs to be punched again
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
LOL
Guy that just called for personal foul, isn’t that the dude that Blount decked last year?
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What actually was the foul? ESPN figured it was too good for replays of it.
Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
In Lou We Trust - The New Jersey Devils SBN Blog
I thought that flag
was going to be on the block in the back they missed on VT.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
There's another "Bang." Let's call him Musbanger
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Emeril Musberger.
BAM!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Good lord, Taylor
that’s the way to get yourself murdered.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Hokie special teams taking the field!
The most exciting four seconds in football!
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Wide left womp womp
Devils in my heart! Devils in my mind! Devils in my eyes! Devils until I die!
In Lou We Trust - The New Jersey Devils SBN Blog
BEAMER BALL'd
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
this is the fifth separate time we've visited this meme tonight.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
BEAMERBALL!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
OMG KICKING FROM THE LEFT HASH
wrong team
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
shanksalot.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That's because he didn't hold anything back!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that too much fade or draw?
I always get those mixed up.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think turnovers, stupid penalties, shitty special teams and points left on the field were on the Toyota Keys to the Game
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Aren't those pretty much what Toyota's been doing lately?
by Brock Sampson on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't VT supposed to be known for special teams or something?
Either ESPN’s been lying to me for a decade or this is just an epic amount of fail.
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VT is the team you always hear about but never actually watch
nothing we’ve heard is actually true
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Beamerball is dead
It has been since the 2006 Peach Bowl.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Beamerball?
Look, VT, if you’re going to concede offense isn’t your thing, then special teams ought to be a relative strength..
The next shooting at VT will be a self inflicted wound
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 6, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
easy, Farva.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Cold man
Funny, but cold
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it would be the Hokie faithful Old Yellering Beamer
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Musburger said this is the best VT offense since Michael Vick
He must have meant Marcus Vick, because Tyrod Taylor is one opposing player stomping away from looking just like Marcus.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Summing up this game in one statement . . .
I am starting to get less upset whenever my wife grabs the remote while I am typing and switches over to The Bachelor Pad.
A Google Image result for "beamerball":
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
he did, didn't he.
selfish prick.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
VT with the fumble recovery
Over/under on # of plays it will take to fuck this one up. I’m going at 2.5.
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Taylor doesn't like to run.
he’s going to get murdered with that attitude.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Who wants to compare Tyrod Taylor to Michael Vick exactly?
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
more like Marcus.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I don't know
I think he’s one of those buzzwords they have to get in.
InBeforeTebow
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
but, but, WE'RE the media darlings!!!!
/BSU folk
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"America's team" it's been said
…we’re in a recession, have to go for value
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
If Tyrod Taylor were Vick, Herbie
He’d have killed a dog during that run.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
As terrible as VT has played this half
If they get 6 here, they can go into the half down one score. Amazing.
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I like to imagine Boise is actually Plesantville...
before the townsfolk could see colors.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
racists?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Wanting to beat up Toby Maguire?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
a potatoe-based diet hurts eyesight
need more carrots
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
We got ourselves a FOOTBAW game!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST
HOW IS THIS A ONE POSSESSION GAME
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Sep 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Who is # 34?
He looks like he might should be more involved in this offense.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
"First game of the season, Brett. Can't hold anything back."
/Fouts
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
er, Brent.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
or Brett Musbarger.
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
This game does not disappoint
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
"Within an extra point" Musberger smartly emphasizes the drama that is VT special teams
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Wow
Such is football. Moments of brilliance can erase minutes of incompetence.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The establishment is coming back?
Win one for the haves, Tech!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Hiil people win again. Valley people can suck it n
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I read that as "Barley made extra point"
so did the entire state of Boise.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
According to their unis
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Looked like he was aiming for the posts on the jumbotron
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Even JaMarcus Russell thinks
Tyrod Taylor should audible out of some of these calls.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Is that Christian Slater doing the voice-over for autotrader.com?
If so, I need to leave the liveblog and browse for a used car.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Was that Spencer?
Starring as the desk worker in the Hampton Inn commercial?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
all this, and OT HS football at JerryWorld.
Dis is fun!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Still wrapping my mind around an ACC team being called "the establishment."
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Miami? FSU?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
If it's not Ess See See, it's crap!
Did Bama cease to be the estblishment when they had 15 years of absolute crap after Stallings?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Pretty much
Although, Va Tech doesn’t have nearly the historic success (even not including 2009) that Bama does.
good point, but my argument referenced FSU and da U
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Can't believe I'm defending the ACC
but football is played outside the SEC
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Yes. Georgia Tech, Vieginia Tech, Florida State, Miami and Clemson have never had quality programs.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ok, I'll give you most of those, but Clemson?
One good year does not a program make.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
they were the only football school in the ACC before expansion
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
From like 77-81 they were in title contention every year
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
And out of it right after 1981...
Why? Because of that pesky bowl ban from cheating their asses off.
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
bus driver special.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
And 43% humidity!
In Georgia we refer to that as a dry heat.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Can anyone cover?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I just can't wait to hear what Mark May thinks
and how they’ve adjusted Lou’s medication, he’s been pretty stable for early in the year
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Otherwise known as the Tyrone Nix special.
(as a South Carolina fan, I feel your pain, Ole Miss)
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, stop harping on the humidity
79 degrees with 45% humidity is nice weather. That’s a dew-point in the mid 50s, which is perfect.
+1
Tell them to play the game down here in ATL if they want to bitch about the heat and humidity.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Sadly,
I thought about posting something similar.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
emory?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Since Atlanta's stadium has metal bleachers, I'd wager it's hotter than Athens'.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I don’t know about Atlanta, but I have fond memories of the last time they played down here.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Even us Northerners don't bitch about the humidity ...
… until the dew point hits at least 65, and then it’s a mild annoyance at worst.
Then you boys will love Columbia this Saturday.
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't remind me
I’m going to the game. That place is hotter than the seventh sun of Hell mid-afternoon in September.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
I'll be suffering through it as well.
Whoever decided on a noon kickoff in mid September in Columbia, SC needs to be shot.
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Columbia is down in a hole
Always 3-5 degrees hotter than the surrounding towns. Hate that when visiting family.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
VT got greedy, called the TO
now they could get scored on
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
kellen moore hates his receivers
floats it over the middle
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Herbie
Hung it up a little. Ya think?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Based on the last few series..
I think he hit up up down down left right left right B A B A Select Start.
by Big Jon on Sep 6, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+ 1, sir
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
30 extra downs?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That was awesome.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
BeamerBall!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Beamerball!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Weird strategy here
Why not just throw a Hail Mary on 4th? You can probably run out 9 seconds, and if not, they get one shot from midfield.
It's not a tumor.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
/clicks subject
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
subject line, sucka.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
KUWATOBALL!
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
look at that schnoz.
You could put an eye out with that thing!
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
How did you get that screen grab so quickly?
That software, I want!
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
because they know it'll be a long, quiet drive back to the methlab
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He then thought "but hey, at least I'm not an Ole Miss fan" and smiled.
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
Awesome MNF game, and we get a ginger for the sideline reporter?!
NO SOUL!!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Don't tell MIA
…hoping I’m not the only sick bastard that saw that “music video”
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Mute
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
An aside:
Fuck Trev Alberts for ‘sleeping in’ Labor Day Sunday some years ago, unleashing more of Lou Holtz on ESPN halftimes.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Second Most Embarassing Husker
after that pussy/quitter/bitch Crouch
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Lawrence Phillips disagrees with you.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
More sympathy for LP
Guy obviously has massive psychological issues
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
I ain't no snitch!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Just woke up from a nap.
Did I miss anything?
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 6, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Corso in a white leisure suit.
and me vomiting profusely.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
he smokes pole.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Most loaded 2nd Saturday eva?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Is it just me or does everyone on ESPN blow Jacory Harris?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
You mean J12?
He will be in critical condition by 7:00pm next Saturday
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you have against Samford?
The philosophical stylings of Dr. Lou
he's already been fired once by the leader
and he thinks Ty willingham is a good coach, so his knowledge is suspect.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't even joke about that.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey hey HEY!
There’s only ONE backyard brawl!
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
this is more like the "trailer park tussle"
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Laugh now
But that 280Z won’t be up on cinder blocks for long. Then the good times will really roll.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
It goes a whole 40 Miles Per Hour!!!
at 9000 rpm. yee haw.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't got no gas cap
Gotta use a rag stuffed in the gas hole, see.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Anybody watch those plays of the week?
Who was the player/school that helicoptered in to the endzone?
Any guesses?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Northwestern St
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
nice. thanks.
just found it on youtube.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yeah, and no Noel Devine?
Brandon Hogan’s diving INT in the endzone was worthy, too.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
"The Olive Garden Halftime Report"
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
New? Haven't they always had that rip-off on the menu?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:55 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Your thinking of the breadsticks, friend
Now it’s the PASTA.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Subway already took their phone lines
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
don't know if we'll have enough time!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Navy-Maryland question
With the way Navy moved the ball up and down the field, why did they go for the win instead of OT? Your on the cusp of being treated like a big boy school, you need to act like it.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Because their defense inspired exactly negative infinity confidence
They really looked awful against a not-particularly-good MD offense.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
The results don't necessarily tell the story
The bend-don’t-break was in full effect.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
131 yards in their last six possessions
After the first quarter, MD went INT-Punt-Punt-Punt-Fumble-FG.
Navy punted twice and had seven drives of 59 yards or more.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering that too.
I also hated the play call. That tight/heavy set just brought more guys into the box.
Could just be because the B back crashed in to block...
… but it really looks like the pitch would have worked on the play. No one on the outside.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I think it was a called keeper play to follow the FB in.
I didn’t understand why you wouldn’t just call the full triple option, especially with the safeties diving in.
Might not have been the right play, but 4th and 1 to win vs. going to OT ...
… I’m going for it every single time.
If I think an OT win is 50-50 or less, yes
If I think I can move the ball at will in OT, and I’ve kept the other team out of the end zone the entire half, I would probably kick the FG.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Would we be saying this if they'd gotten it?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Hindsight is 20/20
Friedgen said during his post-game interview he was shocked because they had so much success on that play throughout the game, so Maryland blitzed right into it. Navy ran the play that had been successful and Maryland stopped them.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nationwide mayhem dude is legitimately funny
Junior less so
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My only problem . . .
Is how shocking it is to see Oz alum playing other characters.
"I expect both teams to play hard"
Thanks Mark May – stellar analysis
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
That's why he gets the big bucks
That and those glasses.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
VT kicking off! Yes! This next play is gonna be a blast.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
How Its Made is doing Haggis
Sweet
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
The guys' watching TV while driving?
The next shot should have been him hitting a gas tanker and exploding just like on his little TV phone.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
I'd have bought one if they did that
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Onside kick?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
my wife wants to who does Herbie's eyebrows
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Musberger
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
most blatant hold ever?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Gawd, I love the I
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Will Musberger shed a tear if Boise State loses?
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Only if they don't cover
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
With all that hard drinking and smoking...
… a stroke would be a long time coming.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
C'mon, concept of justice
Give BSU the loss it needs, nay, deserves.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Karma says that years of negative playcallng means no candy for mr. Beamer.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
See, I want Boise State to run the table
Because nothing will lead to the demise of the BCS faster. Either 1) they’ll get shut out again and Congress will start raising hell about it again (which keeps them occupied and unable to screw up in other ways … hope that’s sufficiently apolitical), or 2) they’ll get to the title game and everyone else will start raising hell about it.
This strikes me as a strategy Neville Chamberlain would love
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
the most diplomatic way I can put it is:
Given how bad the BCS is, what makes you think whatever alternative they may implement will be any better?
That goes double if congress actually intervenes.
Mostly, I can’t think of any worse way to do it that isn’t so perversely awful that nobody even in their wrong mind would come up with it. Then again, I thought the Big Ten would do the obvious thing with their divisions (E-W split) instead of what Off Tackle Empire (the Big Ten conference blog on SBN) succinctly referred to as “Hodgepodge of Ass”. So maybe my cynicism isn’t fully developed enough yet.
Kellen is the new Colt to Musberger
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Holy sh*t!!!! A SUPER AA from Cena!
Whoops. Wrong thread.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'm rooting for VT, but how was that not interference?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
He was out, but whatevs.On my old, tiny TV, the receiver wasn't on the screen until the ball got there, so who knows what happened?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Safari likes to fill the reply box with one of my old posts at random. Ignore the part about being out.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah that was pretty confusing
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
In Idaho we have no Latino
but we have Lucha Libre
by Bubbaprog on Sep 6, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Win
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Buy that man a beer
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 6, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Didn’t “Napolean Dynamite” take place in Idaho? I wonder if that’s Pedro.
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
More like Nacho Libre.
Nacho on the left, Fred Dirst on the right.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
It was filmed in Rupert, Idaho
They’re still talking about it.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Big Italy?!
That don’t look like a boot!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
But it does look greasy. Heyohhhh.
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
nice. win.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Hell yes, 30 for 30 on 2Pac.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Really? Why?
I don’t get why that would be one of your 30 selections for sports.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
same night as Tyson and spare boxer.
yawn.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He died while leaving a Mike Tyson fight
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Aren’t they suppose to have one of those doc’s on the SMU scandal? Will Craig James be interviewed?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
it'd be cooler if it was on the Tech scandal and he was interviewed.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
“He left my little boy in a shed.”
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Adam, you have anything to say?"
“Ask my daddy.”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Money Pony"
ala James Bond style.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Bubble screen fail
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Contain looks like the way to beat Tech this year.
Have fun with Carolina
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Still Thinkin'
VaTech eventually takes the lead due to superior talent (wow, an ACC team has someone out-talented!), before BSU wins it with some trickeration.
/channelling 07 Fiesta Bowl
... I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot"
I agree on all counts except
it’ll be another special teams failure, not trickeration, that wins it for Boise.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
VT looks like Oregon St out there
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
who would be the Rodgers brothers, then?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ssshecond and 19 on the 25...
… and if Chrish Petershen is lissss’ning, I’m in Room 45 at the Marriott and I’m vulnerable…
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Sep 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Brent was drinking the Johnnie Walker Black Label early
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Moore has HEupel like mechanics.
not an NFL player, is he.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
How dare you
He will follow in the grand tradition of BSU QBs getting cut from NFL practice squads.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I thought the last guy had a chance because he's at least tall
and Jamarcus Russell played for five years in the NFL, so why not him?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because Jared "Z" Zabransky can't make O coordinators salivate with his arm strength
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
because you throw soooo many passes from our knees through the goalposts.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hey, I'm with you
I didn’t say it was a good way to do it…
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Tuck rule?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
fuck Brady.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
loose ball!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Does the Tuck Rule exist in college football?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
not as such
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Brent wants it to be incomplete so bad
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
That one was totally on the OLineman
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
These screens are the smartest plays VT's ran all day.
Neutralizing BS’ pass rush ever so slightly.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I'd give just about anything for Va Tech to win this baby on a hail mary.
And the last thing you hear on the broadcast is ’Berger yelling, in his best Vader impression…..
“NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They've done it before
/Sorry Warrior Brad
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
what you talking about - that game didn't happen
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Herbie with a Maddenism.
boom.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Don't start pulling for Va Tech now, Brent.
You picked your side. Stay with them.
by Never Leave College on Sep 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
I am absolutely stunned
that Boise State is getting worn down by the run in the second half. /sarcasm
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
But they withstood mighty Nevada's pistol attack!
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
and the travel. don't forget the travel.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 6, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
VT imposing their will, look out
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Tebow would have scored there
just sayin
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Ryan Williamsh for HEISHMAN!
Holtz’d
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Brent sounds like my gandpa when Obama got elected.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Trick play time for Boise State
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If VA Tech is not expecting a trick play at any given moment, they deserve to lose
Seriously, I couldn’t believe TCU got caught with a fake punt in the Fiesta Bowl. It’s, like, BSU’s thing. It’s their thing that they do.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Musberger's "The Broncos have fallen behind"
Is the new “There’s too many of them!”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
"Outmatched, outmuscled, outclassed"
right?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Boise St(3) was UPSETTING Va Tech(10), but alas....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
LOL Ole Miss commercial
/loses to Jacksonville State
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
That nerdy dude is in my torts class
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL MISSISSIPPI
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
no.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
epic fail.
sorry.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
wtf akbar hijacked by ESPN?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mushberger Sounds Like
He’s been playing his own game
... I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot"
Saw-Salt N Pepa's HERE!
Anybody else hear the Hokie band playing Push It?
Did I just miss an Ole Miss commercial? What was all that about?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
At least Ackbar could have told Nutt
IT’S A TRAP!!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0pTIDb-r0
found on RCR
That commercial was as perfect as any commercial ever.
Can I rec ESPN?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
over-rated
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I hate George Lucas
that fucking cocksmoker
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
I knew the official excuse was BS.
That was a long time ago!
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
He'd already ruined Star Wars and Indiana Jones.
He needed yet another way to steal joy from millions of people.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, the only positive comment I can make about the "uniforms" tonight
is that Boise’s helmets are actually an improvement.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
if not for the weird horse logo
they’d be pretty sweet.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
New low at Ole Miss
Spanked by Jax State and Admiral Ackbar? Bring back the Plantation Owner.
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Sep 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ESS EEE SEE SPEED!
Oh wait…
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Umm, blatant holding on the breakaway?
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Man, those VT defenders
are SLOW.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Huh?
How many DEs do you know who can run down a RB from behind? Maybe the CB could have done it, but he was coming off a block.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it usually helps when the DE is being held as the running back blows by
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
back on the bandwagon are we, Berger?
douche.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Even when an extra point is blocked
he sounds hopeful that they’ll pick it up and run the thing in.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Back on the bandwagon, quick!
I was…. uhh… just off to take a piss and grab a soda. You want some chips?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
Starting to wish the Idaho Vandals had a SB Nation blog.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
No shots
I was really hoping to finish my drink and Musburger had to act like an asshole and not call the touchdown while the RB was at the 20 yard line.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Why
is the Oregon duck trash picking?
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Why couldn't he have gotten in a fight with a beaver or Trojan?
Texas makes no sense.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Unless we meet them in the national championship game
IT COULD HAPPE—I’m sorry.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
BEAMERBALL!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
sort of like the Two and a half men commercial
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Way to use your blockers.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
"I believe I will
run straight into my blocker and then just stand there. Frank will love that."
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
20 yards to the left clear. 20 yards to the right clear.
Charge straight into the one engaged defender. Awesome.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
I wonder if they'll talk about it during Sportscenter?
I’m on the edge of my seat.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You need to keep this, um, "handy"
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if the Steelers
stood Ben up in front of the team and tore off his stripes, like in “Branded.”
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
on the 50 yar line
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
nah, it was more like the 2nd Transformers when Duamel got his badge torn off for being a douche in a douche movie.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
nothing like breathless NFL drama courtesy of ESPN
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Brent ever get to do college basketball games with Bill Raftery?
If so, does the entire front row of spectators behind them get secondhand DUIs after the games?
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
I would forfeit half of my 401k for a night of boozing with Raf
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyrod Taylor with a Vick move
Did we mention that Mike Vick used to play at Tech? And he was a quarterback? And he could run?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Tire-Rod gotz mad speed.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
people in the sound truck working overtime
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish CFB did PI the same as the NFL
Sic 'em Dawgs
by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
IT'S SO HUMID
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I don't whats worse
That I’m drinking pinot noir or prank calling Sean Glennon
"Your beard is weird" "Your stache is trash"
Where's the pickle juice?
It worked for Philly.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Have they said anything about Humidity yet?
I was just wondering, because, you know, it’s not humid in Idaho, or something.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
come on, it's like 70 outside and 40 percent
I mean, it was like 90 yesterday, but today was a good day for football.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
gotta catch that, moron.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I thought these mountain teams were supposed to have great cardio.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
doesn't really work like that
it’s not a huge help or them away. Only at home
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Mountain team?
Boise’s only around 2700 feet, just a shade over a half-mile. In the Mountain West, that’s what we call low country.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
no holding?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
No way.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
So you are allowed to tackle the rusher from behind. Got it.
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
I knew I saw that.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Beamer-Bol.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
BEAMERBALL!
All part of the plan
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
BEAMERBALL RETURNS
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Running into the kicker...
… on
(wait for it)
A field goal attempt.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Go for it!
-Urban Meyer
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
That's how you win national championships, sir
That, and defective hearts.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Beamerball!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Yeah baby!!!!
Eat it, Berger!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Boykin?
I thought that dude played basketball
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
wac DEFENSE
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
WAC - period.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Virginia Tech
Obviously reaping the benefits of practicing in such a humid environment.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
Going for two - BEAMERBAW!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He looks like a combination of Quato and Ackbar.
No lie.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
which one? ha!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 6, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"Argh, that's going to replace the whale in my nightmares."
...but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. - Hunter S. Thompson
Up 1, it's debatable
But that’s about the only time it’s worth considering. (Even then, you potentially throw away the “score a TD and go up 9, making it two scores” chance.)
Funny thing about that, Herbie
If Taylor actually hits the mark with that pass, the receiver gets drilled. It was the “bad” throw that led to the TD.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
There goes Taylor's knee
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Some people are really defensive of the Idaho wikipedia page
I added the fact that the state is the only one in the union completely lacking humidity, and someone with a name in Chinese characters corrected it and sent me a rude message within two minutes.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 6, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
We're a defensive lot
Despite the fact that we continually reinforce stereotypes about ourselves. Hey, there, national advertisement for potatoes!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
"Famous Potatoes". Bah!
Those of us from North Idaho resent the potato business. No potatoes in North Idaho, yet the folks down in Boise think nothing of making everyone run around with license plates that advertise ’em for them. Grrrrr.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Down goes Taylor! Down goes Taylor! Down goes Taylor!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Attention everyone: if Taylor goes down, we get to enjoy the onset of the Ju Ju era.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Sean Glennon has any eligibility left?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
If Brent trying to tell us the writers are smarter than the coaches or something?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
IS
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
prison league only
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well... they DO
fill out their own ballots, anyway, right?
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Boise deserves more than the WAC
Regardless of whether or not they win or lose, they consistently show up for their big games.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
"Swallowed."
— Brent
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
For those wondering where the ideas for the uniforms came for tonight.
Buahahahahaha!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Taylor's got crabs?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
she really gets it up
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think we both know that Herbie is the one who would have firsthand knowledge
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Living in Boise helps...
Is it sad that my favorite thing about her right now is that she comes closer than anyone else on national TV to pronouncing “Boise” properly?
(General guidance: The less you sound like you could possibly be from New Jersey, the more likely you’re getting it right. Rendering the second syllable as “zee” rather than “see” always makes an Easterner stand out.)
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't there be a crystal Moon Pie
on top of that Dr. Pepper trophy?
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Massive holding
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I liked the fumble/spike as he was running out of bounds.
a bad bounce and that’s DERP of the week material.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
again, Moore just wants to see his receivers broken in half
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"I'm back, pukin' rally!!! Get me another beer!!!"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
someone should tell brent that less is more
by Displaced Gator on Sep 6, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
He's already applied that principle to the wearing of pants in the booth
I ga-rawn-tee.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I'm intrigued by those shorts for other sports
namely soccer
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I never knew football girdles were so essential to life in the wilderness
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
You don't want the wildlife
getting the idea that you’re well-fed.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
There's the fourth "bang" of the night.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
BSU needs to continue to run the ball
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Please don't use the word "gash" again, Mr. Musberger.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
runningback needs to protect the ball better.
mark my words
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hash'd!
BANG!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
It was a Boise Bash Smashed by the Hash-gash!
Lou Holtz loves this sentence.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy there
He still has to make it through “Boise.”
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG LEFT HASH HORROR!!!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Left hash'd
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Beamerball!
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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Wide left!!!!
Left Hash!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
oh shit left hash.
got it out for him
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lefthashlefthashlefthashlefthashlefthashlefthashlefthashlefthash
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
You had that typed out before the snap, didn't you?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ninja hash it is
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Special Teams fail all around
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Sweet
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
AND SPLATTERING THE SWEATER VEST!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
BS should just run all their plays to the right.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Left hash
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Sep 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who's starting up the #lefthash hashtag on Twitter?
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Let me in might be good
I can’t really tell if they’re going more action-y with it though.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
All this talk about hash just made me realize that I'm missing WEEDS tonight.
thank god for dvr.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
don't get me started about Mary-Louise Parker...
Wowza
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
go away, 'batin.....
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by IrishP1 on Sep 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
want a cookie?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
rubbing up on the passer?
that IS a personal foul, ain’t it!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I think he did rub him with his crotch.
15 yards for sexual assault.
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extra 15 for not getting his number.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
not in the Pac 10
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Can we get a medical ruling on if the cramping is from the "humidity"?
or do we blame jet lag?
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Humid airplane.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Good point . . .
It must be one or the other, because both of those together would kill a normal man.
No, there really isn't humidity in Idaho
I know it’s a reasonably temperate evening in D.C. And I know that they’ve hammered away at the humidity angle like the relentless WWL-bots they all are anymore.
But dammit, it is a shock to the system to come from Boise to the East Coast. Even 50% is awfully stuffy when you’re used to 15-25% in the heat of the day back home. Believe me on this.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't believe that counts.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit, it just might
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ball touched the ground it looks like.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Great play either way.
That was impressive.
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Brent's disdain for that call makes me laugh.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
what I'd give for just one curse to get through on the air from him.
one son of a bitch would be worth it.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Heard Byron Hout's Name
twice now, no mention of how he was KTFO by the Falcon Punch last year.
... I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot"
no way.
no effing way.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yeah that was magic
He’s a witch.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
is he made of wood?
does he float?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Do we have a duck?
I heard LaGarrette Blount was on the sidelines.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Musberger must need to shit
with all this “snapping it off” talk and all
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- Al McGuire
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illegal, immoral
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
forearm is down?
no?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Say word?
I’m sitting next to a ref and he says differently. He probably should stop reffing.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Well, if he's a ref
then he’s fucking wrong because he made a ruling on anything. You should already know that if you’re a football fan.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
News to me.
That’s the way I’ve known it for years and years. Although it would be hard to contact just the forearm without the elbow also.
"When any part of the ball carrier's body,
except his hand or foot, touches the ground…."
—straight from ncaa rulebook.
You sitting next to a Ref?
Have you kicked his ass today just for, you know, general principals.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He bought me a drink
I’m biding my time to see if he buys me another one. Then: the denouement.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Ball does hit ground.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
he (but only he) can advance it
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
“i dont know if you can use the football to stay up” herbie you dumb
by Displaced Gator on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Tyrod Taylor has left everything on this field tonight..
including several pints of blood and brain cells
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
I said forward! No backwards!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Another "snaps it off"
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
turtlehead
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 6, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't see wrist strength like that every day
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
your mom demonstrated arm strength last night
/ducks
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn
Here I leave for one draft and its requisite drankin’ and there’s 850 more posts than when I left.
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Thank you Stephen Garcia
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human sacrifice to various old testament gods
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we give Tyrod Taylor the Jahvid Best award
for leaving everything on the field, consequences be damned?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
HASHBRO just got beamerballed
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Left hash, meet your master.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
dammit VT kicker
don’t you know the scirpt calls for you to miss that, know what witty comment can I make
Left Hash is no Dirk Diggler
Left hash requires 9 minutes between efforts
by Phocion on Sep 6, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Shia Labeouf could you ruin everything from the 80s?
k thanks.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
I'm waiting on the live action Thundercats
directed by Michael Bay
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Labeouf can play snarf.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
We'll always have Adam Ant
He can’t fuck that up, right?
RIGHT?!?!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Really hope this game comes down to Boise needing to bang from the humidity after jet lagging on the left hash.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Only Beamer
Can defeat the left hash Ninja
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Are Boise's jersey's hypercolor?
I feel like they are changing back and forth from various shades of blue and gray.
Also, why hasn’t Nike created a hypercolor jersey yet?
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Color is based on hype and number of bandwagon fans
divided by haters who say Boise plays in the WAC.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a complicated formula
but not as complicated as posting here without an edit button
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
They spent all their effort
on TCU’s pants and helmets.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
They tried
When Jacory Harris’ pants began glowing bright red in the crotch region they quickly abandoned the concept
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Are you sure they haven't?
Does Oregon really have 70 different shirts, or is it just one that changes colors?
TyTay
will and does NOT approve of putting that throw on the money, sir!
No pee rags!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"all over him"
such a homer.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
wasn't the ball tipped?
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Sep 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I just noticed ESPN doesn't have a bottom line going right now
the screen is so big and beautiful!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
They should do something about their scoreboard though
make it smaller, more efficient.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get what was wrong
with the one they used last season. Like top of screen and more compact a lot more than this huge thing at the bottom.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 6, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
CBS or Fox
had this boss little thing in the top left corner for a pre-season nfl game. It was so sexy.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
"no flag on the play!"
“He was all over him.”
WTF? Clean play!
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That was an outstanding play by the DB
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Yep, good D there
Ball may have been tipped at the line too
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's got some big plans for D.C.-area sex workers tonight
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
and "gashed"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Since the start of this weekend...
…what I’ve completely lost track of is Brent’s “lit up”s.
So many early contenders for this season’s addition to the drinking game.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Beamerball
just muffed that one on the 4.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Shia Labeouf aside
the best way to ruin your movie is attach SHAMALAMADINGDONG to it.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
only directing wise.
It’s bad enough they’re making a sequel to UNBREAKABLE and he’s not attached.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
He's not attached?
What a twist!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ESPN.com headline: "Technically Trailing"
Yeah, no bias at all.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Yeah. And if you read it literally, it's like they're saying Boise is actually winning or something.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
This is the best scenario possible
If Boise was the team that was up by 4 I’d be more skeptical about any dramatic comebacks. But no matter how deep they are Boise has been the king of late night heroics. Much more exciting this way
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
What's with snapping the ball with :16 to go on the play clock?
Milk! Milk, I say!
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Alright VT . . .
Time for the 20 minute Paul Johnson death march. You can borrow it just this once.
That seems excessive with only three minutes left on the clock.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm hedging . . .
Brent and the WWL might find a way to get more time for Boise.
As long as Tyrod takes all the runs, yes
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Their payment for using it this one time
will be losing a Thursday night game in Blacksburg in November.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
That chick was pretty
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
3:20 into the game, Brent finally admits VT could run the table too.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
I don't see that happening
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He's starting to ease the pain of a BSU loss
“Say, these Hokies are alllllllllllll right, voters!”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
small, small chance
most likely they shit the bed against carolina, GTech, or Miami, who they have all in a row
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Poise is the new buzzword
granted they may have been saying “Boise” in some weird accent.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
We're only weeks away from "Poiseability"
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They play in the ACC. Not possible.
There’s a reason I call that the Atlantic Clusterfuck Conference. Everybody goes 4-4.
This could be the breakout year
to a 6-2 conference record.
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They keep looking better and better too
the first quarter was a disaster, but I think they are back to actually being the ACC front-runners.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
they play the tough part of their schedule after the GTech game, where people get banged up
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Did it come out?"
“Pretty please?!?!”
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Which cliche will Musberger use?
“Clock has struck midnight for this cinderella”
or
“Boise will live to fight another day”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
The shit about the coaches disagreeing with the writers, probably.
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
Like that
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Because no one gives a shit about effort, Herbie.
That’s why no one liked your sorry ass at tOSU.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Not liking how the NCAA slightly changes clock rules every year
making it hard to even pretend I’ll be able to pace my drinking by the downs
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Know they are both softening the boise state loss
by Displaced Gator on Sep 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Standard Musberger.
Reminds me of the K-State/Texas basketball game where he was slobbering all over Texas until it became time to blather about how the Longhorns lost to a really good team.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Herbstreit apologizing
Good coaching, effort, and a good QB. Well, let’s put Navy in the BCS too. They have all of those things and they just lost too.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Not sure if anyone realizes this...
…but Boise State actually led this game 17-0. I don’t think Brent and Herbie have reminded us enough.
God I hate that play call.
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Over under on trick play during the offense for BSU.
1?
2?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
BEAMERBALL
Bang!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
AWWWW its an illegal block.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
or not...
also herbie.. just making shit up now..
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Sep 6, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what?!
Are you kidding me?!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
this shit is fixxxed!!!!!
SHENANIGANS!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
oh my that could be an illegal block
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
There was no illegal block...
… since that would seriously affect BSU’s chances of winning this game.
First down.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Berger made the call directly.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Lots of tribal tattoos on those boise boys
not sure if that is better or worse than pure barbed wire
by PatagonianPigskin on Sep 6, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Popular and prolific tribe...
…those Wanabi are. You see their tribal pattern everywhere.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, this won't come down to #hash
Only Les Miles would go for 3 when he’s down 4.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
I've spent this entire game rooting for Boise
but I may change allegiances in the final 90 seconds due to Musberger
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this mf just got fixxxed.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That call sucks
he was back inside and running.
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
That was retarded
but he kept running… finish the play.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't think that block in the back call was that bad
The late hit call, however…
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Yeah, because...
…it’s ever so much more comfortable to be down 4 with time running short than to be, oh, ahead by a couple touchdowns or something.
What a dumb concept.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
What a BS call
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I am rooting for Boise
But that late hit is total bullshit. Dude has no idea the guy stepped out, he’s still trying to get down the sideline.
they've been pretty bad across the board
lots of uncalled holding on both sides.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think he just took out Kenny F'n Powers!
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
can anyone with a DVR confirm that the camera bro had a sweet mullet?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He did indeed
A mullet to go with his massive forehead.
The camera bro had no clue it was coming, either. Completely focused on the stands. There’s a girl on the sidelines laughing at it too.
Berger's ears are gettin warm.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
That camera man just got...
JACKED UP
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
Holy effing *(&*($WFU*E(
D*^& YOU BOISE STATE
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Tyrod will bring them back
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I KNEW IT!!!!!
“Cinderella lives!”
FUCK YOU, BERGER!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"Cinderella lives ladies and gentlemen"
Fuck you Musburger. Fuck you hard,
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I threw up a little in the back of my mouth
by Displaced Gator on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss Keith Jackson.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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There's a reason there was never
a Keith Jackson drinking game.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Come on, TT
I didn’t care who won until you brought your magic legs into my life.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
ok... come on Overtime...
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
I don't care
anything that makes the POWERHOUSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fans act butthurt is efficiently amusing to me
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C!
errr…. what?
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
BSU's dad manages a KROGER.
Why is he at our table?
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
When a traditional school plays a WAC team, they get the 3rd degree for playing a weak schedule. BSU is a WAC team and gets all sorts of praise.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Good return.
Can settle for a FG too
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Good return.
c’mon TT-Boy!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
The Tyrod Taylor show
I’d watch it.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
just got cancelled.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow..
that was a great DB play.
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
tough play...
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
[insert stereotype about black quarterbacks making bad decisions]
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nah, the dumb white coach made plenty tonite...on both sides of the ball..
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 6, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice D by Boise on 1st down
Impressive pass defense
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
What a turribile throw
Come on TT
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Oh Brent . . .
You can go fuck yourself. You had a chance to compliment both teams on courage and only compliment the team that got handed a 17 point lead.
Agreed.
If he loves Montana so much, why not permanently assign him to the Montana network and spare the rest of us?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
BSU players are so brave!
tear
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Ballgame
Eat it, VPI.
Eat it, Taylor.
Viva Musberger!
Actually I think it was the right decision there
Single coverage and a step, with all of Boise’s defenders hovering around the first down…I think the chances of completing that and having a chip shot field goal > chances of getting the first and still having to drive and get there
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BSU to the national championship game
Rest of season being played for spot number 2
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
what if bama and tOSU go undefeated?
IJS…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
This will do nothing to end the BCS
If anything, it will reinforce the idea of “hey, you don’t have to be one of the 6 major conferences to win a national title! Look, BSU did it!”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
You seriously don't think the one-loss SEC or Big Ten champ who gets left out in their place ...
… wouldn’t be raising an absolute shitstorm?
Let them
See the post below, but I absolutely believe that BCS supporters would take the hit of letting a mid-major win it once in order to continue operating. “There’s no imbalance here,” they’d plausibly say. “Look at BSU.”
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
So, the SEC, ACC, Big 10, Big 12, Pac 10, and Big East teams need to go undefeated now.
Just to be sure
I just became an SEC fan
To go along with already being a Duck fan.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Quick! Someone punch Byron Hout
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Is it me, or BSU a little too pleased to have beaten a lower ranked team?
Act like you’ve been there, clowns.
Sign: "the road to AZ begins in DC"
I-10 starts in jacksonville, dumbass.
by Big Jon on Sep 6, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sophie, I'm going to ask you to choose...
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
who gives the falcon punch this year?
TT?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He already pimp slapped the world
A punch may be too much for one night.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Sep 6, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya know...
BSU would be a lot easier to stomach if every member of the national media weren’t taking turns putting on the knee pads. It’s not BSU’s fault, I don’t blame them, they’re a good program, yadda yadda yadda. But the constant knob-slobbering is going to make me start hoping they lose to New Mexico State or some shit.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Someone's gotta get slobbered
Just thank god it’s not OSU or Tebow this year.
I’m not worried that we’ll still be listening to Boise hype in 2020. Let’s just enjoy the break in the monotony.
Or USC.
Point taken. Still… ahh, it’s probably just my completely rational disgust at Musberger.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Indeed
If we have to have a monomaniac sports media culture, it’s at least nice to have the monomania change a bit from season to season.
(But damn, can’t we get somebody at ESPN who is capable of talking about something, anything useful outside the predetermined and relentlessly hammered-away-at “storyline” for each week?)
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So Chris . . .
You pissed away a 17 point lead and only had a shot thanks to some idiotic offensive and defensive play calling at the end of the game . . . please tell Brent exactly how brave you feel right now, he’s trying to finish one off in the booth.
amen.....I felt like VT has the worst coaching in the NCAA
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 6, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't feel bad, VT fans
This just saves you the usual heartbreak later in the year.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 6, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
makes that grinding 28 point loss to GT easier to take
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Put Either Team in the SEC
and they’re candidates for Atlanta… at the Chik-Fil-A Bowl
... I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot"
tough week to be an SEC supremacist
when the cotton bowl team lost to a IAA opponent. Would J-state make the sugar bowl?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Sep 6, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Have you ever checked Ole Miss’ history? And Houston Nutt’s history?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Now we have to listen to a whole season of this disgusting bullshit from the media. Every moderately decent team BSU plays just shoots themselves in the foot with no provocation, and they get to act like they did something important. A whole fucking season of every smartass sports writer and TV robot regurgitating the lie that BSU is in any way relevant to the national title game.
This may be what the BCS wants:
1) Boise State runs the table.
2) At most one BCS-conference champion is undefeated (even better, only one has fewer than two losses).
3) Boise State gets into championship game.
4) Championship game is competitive and entertaining.
5) Voila! Proof that the BCS can arrange the right title matchup, and give a fair shot to the have-not conferences when they deserve it, and needs no fixing!
Meanwhile, afterwards at BCS headquarters:
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
or
4) Boise State gets a beating like Ohio State in the NCG.
5) Proof that the elitist sentiment was right all along.
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That may be slightly more likely...
…but surely isn’t what the BCS wants.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
"You've said all the right things so far, coach. Now that the game's over, Coach, what do you say?"
CHRIS PETERSEN: "Fuck you, BCS. Anyone who doesn’t put us into the BCS championship game can eat a bag of dicks. And Brent Musberger can kiss my — wait, what? We have to play more games this year?
Well, it’s game one. We’ve got a lot of work to do. Thanks, Heather."
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
And they play San Jose State in conference
Yes, the same San Jose State that Alabama plays for a cupcake gimmie game.
The dude abides.
once upon a time...
Ga southern was awesome. not so much anymore.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Alabama also plays Ole Miss.
Yes, the same Ole Miss that lost to Jacksonville State.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 6, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And Florida, and LSU, and Auburn, and Arkansas, and Penn State...
And then a conference championship game…
The point is that the majority of Boise’s schedule is made of pay-for-win games for the big boys.
The dude abides.
Auburn huh
That should be a toughy. I know they’re good because they have a good logo and are from the south and war eagle or whatever right?
Arkansas? Wow.
Hell, after last night
You could throw in an LSU eye-roll, too.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
They are ranked... not by me... but by Herbie
who spent all night going down on Boise. So… it’s not my bias. Is the bias of the mouthpiece of ESPN.
The dude abides.
I concede that point.
But pay-for-win. I am sure that Ole Miss and Kansas would like their money back.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Lets just play out the whole season after one week. The SEC now sucks and the Tide has an easier schedule than Boise. OK
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
On further review
I guess I do feel compelled to point out that Boise plays SJSU this year because they have no choice, whereas Alabama did so on a purely voluntary basis.
Just sayin’.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Yay!
Boise gets to get whacked on the big stage! Tyrod is a mental midget….
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Did anyone else hear the BSU player say
“THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT MOTHER FUCKER!”
Or was that just a joy we received if watching on espn3.
Why did I ever think VT would hold the win?
I have watched enough college football to know how stupid this decision was. Boise St wins games in an inexplicable way and Va Tech loses games in an inexplicable way.
by Sugar Hill Gangsta on Sep 6, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
what looked like cover zero on the goalline is by no means incomprehensible
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I haz a sad.
Me too.
"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets." --Kenny Mayne
by dishingoutdimes on Sep 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
they didn't even beat Miami of ohio by thirty...
Can they score thirty points?
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
punting is winning.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Field goals should count for six points.
-Jim Tressel
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, they will lose
And as a Duck fan, I can’t believe I think that’s unfortunate.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
As a Beaver fan,
I have every confidence they will lose. They didn’t embarrass themselves at Jerry World; the Football Gods will therefore require an absolute horror show against the Broncos.
(I also agree with Joey C. that it’s unfortunate that he’s a Duck fan. Oh, wait…that wasn’t what you were saying was unfortunate?)
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The greater good demands...
that Phil Knight be stopped. (Or did we learn nothing from tonight’s latest entry in the uni catastrophe sweepstakes?)
So luckily, the greater good never requires those of us with Beaver loyalties to pull for our hated rival to win under any circumstances.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a hard time believing
Undefeated SEC team and Undefeated Ohio State will both go ahead of Boise State, regardless.
Of course, by saying this
You guarantee that at the end of the season there will be 6 11-2 teams all claiming a BCS spot.
I need to see this exact same look...
…when they play Miami later on in the season. Thanks, Boise State!
I love South Florida, but not all the people in it, whereas I hate Tallahassee, but not all the people in it.
I,as a Bama fan,welcome our new Boise St. overlords.....
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
You just want to play them
in the BCSCG so Saban will crush them into tiny bite size pieces. Well, bite sized for a normal person anyway…probably not for him.
full meal sized pieces, aka soup crackers.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Bite size for him...
…is whatever size a human soul takes up in his gullet.
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So basically you all are saying...
Boise State still hasn’t proved themselves and they need to beat yet another top ranked team for you to embrace them. I hope those of you who refuse to give them credit realize that you are the reason the media feels they need to give them so much love.
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, they have to beat ANOTHER top-ranked team.
Just like the rest of us.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 6, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
oh please. Baylor gets more respect than BSU from some of you.
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That is true
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 6, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes absolutely no sense
to pretend like a team is more deserving of your respect because of their SCHEDULE and not because of what they do.
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it is better to win
than fight and lose
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So
Oscar de la Hoya is better than Joe Frasier?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 7, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, perception,
like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 6, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh. The point is what they do. Boise doesn't do it.
They play an easy schedule, and it’s possible that’s the only reason. It’s also possible it’s the reason they get the respect that they do.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 7, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Lets see what Boise would do vs a Big 12 schedule instead of a WAC schedule.
Replace Fresno and Nevada with Texas and Oklahoma, and see if Boise wins 10 games every year.
How do you suggest we do that?
Until you have a solution, stop bitching about it.
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
We have to fix your problem?
Find a way to play a SOS above 85 and then you may get some respect from the teams that have to play 6 to 8 ranked teams a year.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 7, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Frankly
I wish knew. It is really an argument no one can win. The whole “if Boise was in the SEC, they would have SEC assets” is valid. I mean how do you just throw a team like Boise into a “power conference”, and think of them as a WAC school. I don’t know what to do. Hell, as a Tide fan all I can say is bring it. I gaurantee you won’t be facing the same team Utah did in the Sugar Bowl. Good luck, and if you can bust up the BCS more power to you.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 7, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
as long as we get shit for playing WAC teams for homecoming, then i’ll continue to bitch about boise state
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
the difference is
that’s your choice
by okie for michigan on Sep 6, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness
that might make the WAC more competitive at this point.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Not quite.
I’m sympathetic to Boise and was pleased to see them win this one. But I also don’t see how the Broncos have proved their critics wrong. Just about everyone takes it for granted now that BSU can beat a top-ranked team at least twice a year.
But twice a year won’t cut it if you’re staking a claim to being one of the top two—or hell, even top five—teams in the land. Especially when you factor in the unfairness of having so many more virtual bye weeks than the top-ranked teams you beat.
Yes, there’s no easy way for them to ever satisfy their critics…but that doesn’t mean that the criticism doesn’t have a good basis all the same.
(Oh, and this game pretty much sucked all around in any event. Just like the big famous win over Oregon last year.)
by Blog Goliard on Sep 6, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not really about proving critics wrong
It’s that people complain that Boise State isn’t reaching their unattainable standard. Boise State is going to play WAC teams because they’re in the WAC. I don’t understand the point in directing vitriol towards Boise State over something they can’t control.
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
They can't control it, but that doesn't make it right.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Again
what’s the problem then? Like, what are you upset about? The fact that people think they’re better than the teams they beat?
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I, for one, don't have a problem with Boise
being considered a top 15 team for their exploits. In fact, I think that’s fair. I have a hard time believing they are the equals of Alabama, Florida, Ohio State, or Texas though. When that is what ESPN is trying to push, then there is going to be some blowback for all the reasons stated here… like the schedule.
If Boise had to play an ACC schedule, playing Miami, Florida State, Georgia Tech, and North Carolina, along with another top non-conference opponent like Florida or Georgia or LSU, would they still be undefeated? I don’t think so. I think their depth would catch up to them, and they wouldn’t have several weeks to prepare for each big time opponent. I think they could be a 9 win team in the ACC or so… about the equivalent of VaTech. That should slot them around 15-20. I have no problem with that. Putting them among those aforementioned teams is just not warranted.
The dude abides.
by imarealist on Sep 7, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So
non BCS teams should never be ranked above 15-20. no matter what.
what’s the point in those teams even playing football then?
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
why anybody who played or plays in college does it
It’s fun and we’re (are or were) good at it, sometimes better at that one thing than anything else we do.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Because if you play like them, you'll earn respect.
That makes you mad? Your BCS conference school can’t get to a BCS bowl and Boise can? Sit in the corner and cry.
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
As a Georgia alum...
I have fond memories of 1) playing Boise and 2) playing a WAC team in a BCS bowl. That is all.
The dude abides.
Of course...
…if you put them in a BCS conference and they start out winning 10-11 games a year, they’re going to start getting even more recruits, and then they actually will be a threat to run the table.
Which, of course, is an end result that BSU would fall all over themselves to latch onto, were it ever to happen.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
You are right.
Boise State is not the equal of the schools that you mentioned. Not just in perception, tradition (whatever that is defined as), money, facilities, recruiting, etc. So the problem has been stated, what are realistic and practical solutions?
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 7, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
This.
I understand the problem. Believe me, I do. There’s just no point in getting so upset and mad over something that isn’t anyone’s fault but the BCS – and taking out your bitterness on Boise State, who only do what they’re asked to do.
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree with you
I am not against the points that you have brought up.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 7, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Move into the MWC
Make that an automatic qualifying conference, and play and beat big boys regularly. You are almost there. I just don’t think you’re there yet. Be satisfied with the BCS bid until the conference develops sufficient legitimacy to warrant a spot in the title game.
The dude abides.
wasn't aware you can just move into the MWC
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
missed that memo...
but apparently it isn’t enough?
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
There is no solution. It’s a reflection of reality.
by Synaesthesia on Sep 7, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
On the basis of their performance so far this season they may be the equal of Florida or Texas. Both of them played like crap, but against incompetent competition.
It’s likely it won’t turn out that way over the whole season, of course. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t wait and see how it turns out.
SCREAM RAGE MESSAGE BOARD VITRIOL is more fun, of course.
I agree with the
SCREAM RAGE MESSAGE BOARD VITRIOL. It is fun to make people react.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 7, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Boise St has more BCS wins than the entire ACC
(not counting wins by current ACC schools when they were in other conferences)
Also, the ACC’s only BCS game victory was over Cincinnati.
I'm not immune to Boise's situation, I went to Arizona State.
The Devils beat the tar out of the WAC for the better part of two decades and got no respect for doing so. ASU founded the Fiesta Bowl to attract top flight competition, beating them more often than not. After five consecutive conference titles, an undefeated season, and still no votes for the NC as the only undefeated, we packed our bags for the Pac-10. The next time we went undefeated we went to the Rose Bowl and would have snagged the ’96 title had we been able to cover David Boston.
If Boise wants my respect they need to figure out how to get a big boy schedule. ASU actually tried to schedule them this year after Alabama bought out our contract with San Jose State but Boise wanted a $1,000,000 payout to give us a 6th home game without a return trip. So don’t come over here crying about not being able to play a better schedule.
You really think...
they don’t struggle finding 4 top ranked teams to play OOC?
They play one team, you say play more.
They play two teams, you say play more.
They play three teams, you say play more.
They play four teams, you say join a BCS conference.
You’ve seen their performances. You know they can play with who they’ve beat. So they’re not Bama or Ohio State? So what? Do you know how many BCS conference schools aren’t?
by okie for michigan on Sep 7, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Now we're just agreeing.
that is exactly what I’m saying. Boise has the peculiar situation the ASU WAC teams had- they’re good enough that a lot of top level teams won’t play them for fear of losing. Join a conference, play 8-10 BCS schools per year, and see where you sit. At A-State we have a hard enough time getting national respect as a Pac-10 team so we’ve been scheduling home-and-home series with the likes of LSU, UGA, Wisconsin, Illinois, Missouri, and Notre Dame ON TOP OF our 9 yearly Pac games.
Boise is in a tough spot but this is the hand they’ve been dealt. Again, if you want to be treated like a BCS team you need to join a BCS conference. I have empathy but not sympathy.
If Ohio Sate goes undefeated, they will play in the BCS national chamionship
and they will not have played more than two top ranked teams. Texas as well, in fact, they’ll be lucky to play two ranked teams before the Big 12 championship.
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Florida and Bama only can by playing each other twice, most likely.
It’s a standard that nobody but outsiders is held to. Nobody got their panties in a bunch about USC playing one good OOC game and then a WAC-level Pac-10 in the mid-00s.
that's a tad revisionist
UCLA, Washingon, Wazzu occasionally, Cal, and Oregon were all on-again off-again teams that could challenge USC
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Wat?
Miami
Iowa
Wisky
Penn State
All ranked.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
top ranked? should have made that more clear- top 10 teams
Iowa, Wisky, maybe (just maybe) penn state
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Who the fuck...
is going to play 4 top 10 teams?
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
That was due to how the Big XII schedule broke down
Everyone was undefeated because they played all their non-conference games the first four weeks of the season. They didn’t play each other until late October.
The dude abides.
The early part of the conference schedule itself
was favorable, too. All the “good” teams caught the bottom half of the conference early.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Counting the SECCG
Alabama did it last year.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
I take that back- I thought Ole Miss was ranked a lot higher
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
tOSU..
actually played two…
Iowa
Penn State
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Plus...
tOSU beat five teams who won 5 games (4 of whom won bowl games)
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
EDIT: 5= 10
Big 10 math is hard
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
But who were those 10 games played against?
This is where strength of schedule gets to be ridiculous.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
Obviously...
SOS arguments are made by the gheys.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Bama...
only played one team ranked in the final AP top ten…
Florida
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
The FINAL
At the time Va Tech was #7 and LSU was #9. The reason that they fell out of the top 10 was because Bama beat them…
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
I was wrong anyway..
Forgot Va tech…
They played 3
FLA
Va tech
Texas
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
LSU was ranked #9 when they played Alabama.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
You can only go by the final...
There will always be way overrated SEC teams at the beginning of the year.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
No...
Then you’re actually punishing a team’s strength of schedule because they won the game. That doesn’t make any sense.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
But you can't go by earlier rankings...
LSU being a prime example.
That team was dog shit.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.