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This picture never stops being funny.
Never. Especially after today.
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Outstanding
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hahahahahahahaha
SEC speed. Hahaha
Better to have died a small boy than to drop this football - John HeismanFromTheRumbleSeat
by Winfield Featherston on Sep 4, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
Laugh if you want
You know your entire fanbase wishes you were in the SEC
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
There are some things that are so hilariously epic fail that it transcends conference loyalty.
This is one of them. Ole Miss, thank you for going ahead and deciding to be irrelevant now instead of leading us into October fooled that you were good.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Sep 5, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Nick Cellini?
Nick just pulled a Ron Burgandy on CBS giving the final of the Ole Miss game.
lolz
x infinity
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
I'm Ron Burgundy
and fuck you San Diego St.
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Happy for Jax State
After we shellacked them for the past two season openers.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 7:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"Jacksonville isn't even a state!"
- Ole Miss locker room
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
good Godamighty
what a catch by Julio
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
I believe I'm qualified to rule on this.
Yes. By all means, yes.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Virginia 14. Richmond 10. Halftime
Nights not over yet
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I will post what I posted earlier at RCR.
This is like looking forward to Christmas all year long……and Christmas morning you wake up to a bloody, hacked up, shot-up pile of reindeer corpses and a wrecked sleigh, and just as you open your door to examine this horror further, Santa pops out from under the wreckage, says "fuck you, you don’t get any presents!" and blows his own head off.
Fuck you Houston Nutt…fuck you sorry-ass excuse of a defense…fuck you Tyrone Nix. Congrats to Cody Blanchard and the rest of Jacksonville State…you join Maine and Appalachian State in a very exclusive club.
Now if you will excuse me…I am going to get very, VERY drunk.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 21 recs
Give this font more booze
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It'd be funny if it wasn't so damn sad.
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s hilarious!
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Did I mention...
that one of my two other teams, Southern Miss, lost Thursday? And that my HIGH SCHOOL team lost last night…to the cross-town rival, no less?
Thank God for Alabama, they’re my only hope now.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
But I don't wanna...
Actually my husband said I should cheer for my hated rival this year since it’s obvious I’m cursed.*
*He then rolled his eyes and told me I was being silly and to get over it.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking that same thought.
But I decided he must be bi-polar, and we should make fun of the mentally ill.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 7, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Rick's still have dollar you-call-it?
I’m sure there are a few nice State fans that would buy you a drink. Or you can help them make Sazeracs since you seem to have some bitters.
Damn straight I have bitters.
BTW, congrats on beating Memphis tonight. Looks like it’s State’s turn to go bowling this year.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
At this point
our schedule could include East Webster Jr. High and Lurleen’s Beauty College and I wouldn’t have high hopes.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Analogy!
Though I thought it was more like, again, looking forward to Christmas all year long, hearing the clinking of sleighbells, running to the window, and Santa sees you, waves, then bellows, “Here’s your Christmas present, ASSHOLE”, grabs a gatling gun from the side of the sled and blasts the bejeesus out of you and your house.
I second that
pick an SEC team….you can’t have two
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
I'm not ready to commit fan-icide yet.
It’s complicated…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
horn is stuck at Vandy game.
awesome
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
ACC teams named Virginia have been known to blow those games too
The loss to William and Mary comes to mind.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 9:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I'm a W&M grad. I was there
I remember that game vividly- it’s #3 on the list of happiest life moments behind passing the bar and seeing a girl naked for the first time.
by ElRocco337 on Sep 5, 2010 12:47 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
It's kind of sad
that passing the bar is one of the top 3 happiest moments
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I agree
Having passed the bar and graduated from law school, I would say those were two of the most milquetoast moments of my life, fraught with more regret over having spent three perfectly good years ensconsing myself into a career almost everyone who actually engages in it hates. If that’s a happy moment, I’d be loathe to see where the bottom of your life is.
Which came first?
--
@scrappled
Slow States - Lacking SEC speed since, like, a month ago.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 5, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats what she said....
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 6, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
(re LSU-UNC touchback)
hahahahahahaha SEC games your officiating is SO SO SO BAD.
I don’t even care that it was corrected eventually.
Well, thank GOD that Masoli situation got cleared up.
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I will give my shirt for Tennessee today.
Hmm....
I wonder if there are any ‘troubled’ defensive players out there deserving of a second chance and interested in a graduate parks and recreation program….
"Dorsey Hill thinks when you die you go to Vince Dooley's house. He can't wait." --The Incomparable Lewis Grizzard
It's not about wins and losses...
according to Nutt, Ole miss is in the “people-helping” business. That’s why they got Masoli in the first place.
by trip andrews on Sep 4, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
As a friend at a totally non-FB-related blog told me,
Nutt is in the Nutt-helping business. He better hope signing Masoli didn’t just cost him his job.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
All this shit about Masoli...
Ole Miss’ defense is dog shit. That doesn’t having anything to do with that chubby, thieving Samoan.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
by devidee33 on Sep 4, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Defense was at fault, absolutely.
Apparently when our crappy fans went back to the Grove at halftime to drink, the D went with them. But don’t think that others won’t blame Masoli, even for purely karmic reasons.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot hot hot
Ole miss you have disgraced the league. PS: hot hot hot, hot hot hot hot, J’ville State is hot hot hot hot
by ya lawya on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
App State feels hot-hot-hot
After their win.
______________________________________________
I will give my North Carolina for Tennessee Today. Apparently.
37 signees
And he couldn’t find anyone who could beat a mediocre FCS team?
by zibby on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TRUTH.
Voodoo Five - South Florida Bulls SBN Blog
The Toughest Blog in America
by Jamie DeVriend on Sep 4, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
North Dakota St 6, Kansas 3
Final.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Turner Gill exuberance
Now the shortest half-life in the universe.
by Counter Trap on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that makes me feel a bit better.....
After watching the giant stillbirth that was GT’s “Groh-volution” on Defense, I was worried that I’d be driving 12 hours next week to watch us lose.
Cross that one off the list.
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
by Profoundly Vague on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
NW over Vandy...
Our nerds > your nerds
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Makes up for the fact that
we’re cold and depressed in our decrepit bedroom community.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Sep 4, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Vandy's coach made a costly mistake
going for two early. Had he waited, he could’ve kicked an XP toi tie after NW also missed an XP.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad...
Vandy would win the Big 10.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
LOL.
Your nerds are better than our nerds.
Your nerds are also better than many of your non-nerds.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish I knew where I heard this...
…but I was told “the stupidest thing you can do is spend a whole game chasing a missed XP.”
If we just kicked away every time, we’ve got the tie. Special teams will be the death of us poor turkey-!!-ers.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I am wondering with all of these FCS schools beating the FBS schools today...
which victim is going to beat Florida in a bowl game this year?
Based on what I saw today
assuming Florida makes a bowl game might be a stretch.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
"All these?"
Implies more than a couple…were there others we missed in addition to JSU and NDSU?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't help but pull for North Carolina
and I absolutely hate that school and program. LSU’s “run for clock, not yards” strategy just makes me want to see them fail.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
None of it matters.
All that matters in the end are Ls and Ws. Florida and LSU may have scared their fans but they still got the wins.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
At least we aren't as overrated as Florida is.
W? More like a NL…Not a Loss. Les Miles can drink my ass.
Hooray!
No ACC losses to FCS teams so far!
Also, this VERSUS coverage is, um, interesting.
So
Which game has the babe with the hooters?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 5, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Last year I was told that losses to FCS proves a conference is awful (and not just Duke and UVA)
So, Big12, SEC to the bottom you go.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
The SEC west is the second-worst division in college football.
Just a smidge better than the Big 12 North.
/Satire, but seriously guys that was BS last year.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 5, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
We'll still beat Misery.
We certainly don’t have an FBS o-line at this point. Not even a mediocre FCS one. TG just made the fastest run to the warm seat in modern foobaw history.
Congrats on pulling one out against the mighty redacteds, Tigers. You guys are totally going to the Orange Bowl and getting invited to the Big Ten this year for sure now.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 5, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You just got beat 6-3 by an FCS team
If I were a Missouri fan, I’d tell you to shut yer trap, at least for this week (actually no that’s enough fail for an entire season.)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Sep 5, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm headed to bed.
But before I go, one last thought. I keep looking at that picture of ol’ Giggity, and now I’m crying out “Was it worth two Cotton Bowls in exchange for damning our souls to a coach crazier than a sack of weasels?”
Thank COTG “Glee” returns in two and a half weeks.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 5, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I would make some smart remark about being better off with Finn as QB
until I realized that we’d be MUCh better off with Kurt as our placekicker.
Sweet, sweet bourbon, make it all better…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
If we did fire Nutt...
…you think Sue Sylvester would take the job?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 5, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
As an Arkansas fan...
I am extremely happy. Mostly because I’m bitter about the whole Nutt/Mustain fiasco still. But this would be funny regardless.
Though the Kansas loss is far more embarrasing. At least Ole Miss scored.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
not to mention...
J-ville State is at least a respectable FCS team having only lost to one FCS opponent last year. NDST only won three games last year.
Can we all say “Looking ahead?”
by five point stance on Sep 5, 2010 7:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I think what we witnessed at Ole Miss is some sort of weird karma...
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Oregon 72 New Mexico 0
Didn’t see the game, so I’ll just assume that Masoli kid put up some big numbers.
no, but that freakin duck did like several hundred pushups....in a 100 degree duck suit
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 6, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we now stop the charade that the SEC...
is a good conference from top to bottom?
Alabama is amazing. Florida is still Florida despite yesterday. And I actually really like Georgia this year.
That said, the SEC as a whole is very, very average.
(Yes, I realize that when Alabama wins the NC this year Ole Miss fans will pretend that it actually has significant meaning for their program)
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Most years the SEC is dominant
Top to bottom. This year it’s probably the Big 10 that’s most consistent, though the top of the SEC is better than the top of the Big 10.
"Only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped." -Nick Saban
Most years?
With rare exception, Vandy prevents that from being true EVERY SINGLE YEAR.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
No it isn't...
that’s the point.
The SEC is pretty much the same as the other big conferences. It always has been.
It’s simply produced the BCS champion (which arguably isn’t even the best team in any given year).
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Meh....
It’s simply produced the BCS champion (which arguably isn’t even the best team in any given year).
That’s a whole ’nother argument in itself. If you base it on post-season bowl matchups in recent years, one could say the SEC has been stronger. This “strongest” conference shit is cyclical anyway.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree...
but why not look at all non-conference games as opposed to just bowl games? Depending on the conversation (ie: Bama vs Utah, the Big 10’s record in bowls against the SEC) bowl games don’t matter.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
SEC is 25-11 (.694) in bowl games the last 4 years
That’s neither “average” nor “pretty much the same as other big conferences”, son.
Just realized B10 had 1st winning bowl record since '02 last season
B10 2003-2009 bowl record is 19-31.
B10 the last 4 years is 10-19.
That’s some kind of effed up math you are using in the rust belt to think 10-19 is “pretty much the same” as 25-11.
What are the regular season numbers?
I’m told bowl games don’t matter when I point out the Big 10 is .500 against the SEC in Bowl games over the past decade.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
B10 has done well vs. SEC teams in the last bowl decade. Never said they had not.
If you read the statement to which I replied instead of changing the subject, I gave you the objective mathematical proof that your statements of ‘average’ and insinuating everyone else is match the top-to-bottom SEC in recent years are utterly ludicrous.
Take it like a man and move on. A new season is upon us.
Taking the troll bait
There are 11 FBS conferences; by being “very, very average,” does the SEC rank 6th?
Could be, that is where the Big11 has been the last few years.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Yeah
because it’s totally legit for an ACC fan to make that argument.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Sep 5, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its not my argument, its Sagarins
not sure who he is a fan of
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
And, umm, read my sig
Im not an ACC fan.
Im a GT fan. Do you think Im going to pull for VPI&SU Monday night? Hell no. Would it help the conference’s reputation if the Hokies win? Yes. Still rooting for Boise St.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Hey GT geek
Do you have any argument other than some one elses stats? If the damn bowl records over the last few years don’t mean anything to you then you are not worth debating. The SEC routinely plays teams that are higher ranked in their conference and generally has the best winning percentage in bowl season. So suck on that. You say you are not a ACC fan, then why are your arguing over conference superiority anyway? You obviously don’t care about anything but your team, and your standing as a bullshit artist. This is going to be an interesting year in CFB, but one damn game does not a conference stength make. Hell, I can make the claim that JAX St would whip half the BCS conference teams. It’s all just bullshit until somebody wins it all.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 6, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Big day planned around..
Tulsa and ECU?? Tech vs.SMU???
(quickly looks up tee times)
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 5, 2010 11:13 AM EDT reply actions
Beach, work, then tee times...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 5, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
DELAWARE STATE VS SOUTHERN HELLZ YEAH Y'ALL!!!!
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 5, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
The sad part is that the game is actually playing on my TV right now
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 5, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
okay I'm sticking with tennis until TTech v SMU
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Yahoo's CFB schedule hath done me wrong
Came in as the SU Steppin’ Crew was playing “Me,Myself and I” by De La Soul. Never knew Delaware St. was in a division once known as BCF (Black College Football). Used to love those late night replays on BET.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 5, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Gorge on as much football as possible
my pretties, because the off season is long.
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 5, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. Still funny.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2010 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
I'm imagining an LSUfreek mashup of Admiral Ackbar and the JSU logo
Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?
It's a trap!
Sancto Tedford
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Sep 5, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Good to see Jax State finally take down
..a big-name D1 team. They’ve played some tough ones over the years, but usually came up short. Jax St. has always been very hard-nosed and physical, a tough and classy team.
Nutt’s Tuberville Aura* remains strong as ever, though.
*The miraculous ability to win one or two games he should not win, combined with the curse of losing one or two games he has no business losing.
It's a sure sign of impending societal collapse when we have so many grown men sitting around and arguing on the Interwebz about other people they don't know playing games that don't matter. But it can occasionally be fun.
by Dick H on Sep 5, 2010 3:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
they should have listened to the Admiral
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
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