EVENING THREAD: SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN
by Spencer Hall on Sep 4, 2010 6:21 PM EDT
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GET THE SOUTH UP OUTTA YO MOUTH. The beard is a transitional stage to the fall handlebar mustache, the rapper is one of Atlanta's patron saints, and the evening belongs to the LSU Tigers, who now have a layup of a game in the Georgia Dome should they so choose to take advantage. UNC fans seem chipper, both because they're largely wealthy, and because basketball season starts in less than two months.
If Les Miles loses this game the blog will be closed for three days due to laughter. <-----IF YOU HAVE A CENTER WHO CAN SNAP THE BALL PLZ SEND HIM TO GAINESVILLE MY GOD THE HORROR.
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Tangerine — Big Boi feat. Spencer Hall
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Sep 4, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
At Least Mike Knows
“I [expletive] up the snaps,” Pouncey said, manning up after articulating the obvious: “If we do this next week we won’t win.”
ND O-Line - DERPY
Way to pick up that blitz, Francis…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
The band is on the field!!!!
Wait, n/m, but boy oh boy – did he get hammered!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ole Miss having a rough go with Jacksonville St.
I thought you were supposed to get worse once Perrilloux left.
Damnity-damnity-damn
That LSU-UNC matchup looked so much better six months ago.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Braxton Cave
And he also has the name of a pulp detective.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 4, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly Meyer should have focused his efforts on poaching Cave instead of the other players he’s poached from ND the last few years…
by PAK on Sep 4, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm serious, they tried to stop
New Mexico kept letting them score on punt returns and stuff.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Backups were in @ 8:00 left in 2nd quarter.
Not to mention our backup RB started and scored 5 touchdowns before that. Five turnovers, two punt returns for TD. We tried to be nice.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 4, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
We even took a knee on 1st and goal from the 4 as time expired.
See? GENTLEMANLYLIKE.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 4, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
At some point...
…you’ve got the 3rd QB handing off to the 4th RB, and you can’t tell the kid to look at an open expanse of green grass and take a dive.
Meanwhile, I don’t think Cal or Bama played any starters past the first series of the second half. Makes you wonder why the hell some of these games get scheduled in the first place. Hell, my boys would be happy to come cash a check…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
IF YOU HAVE A CENTER WHO CAN SNAP THE BALL PLZ SEND HIM TO GAINESVILLE
I’d just as soon you didn’t. At least, not until November.
Georgia Tech can
supply a center for the cocktail party only. We’re off that day and would be pleased to send our All-ACC center to assist the Gators in defeating the mutts. He’ll have to recover quickly to play VPI the following Thursday, but he’s a rocket scientist, so he’ll be good. (Bonus: Went to same church as Urban.)
Rice covers!!!!
Take that, Orangebloods!!!!
Buahahahaha!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
seriously?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
ceral killer?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
TD Jac St.
41-34 ole miss gets the ball now
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 4, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad Ole Miss doesn't play South Carolina this year.
They could get beat by two sets of cocks in the same season.
Dantanna's just blew up in celebration of Jax State touchdown
Looooots of Jax State fans here wearing purple and gold
Excuse my language, ma'am, but that damn Dodd's gonna beat my butt today. -- Bear Bryant, November 1962
OLE MISS v. JACKSONVILLE STATE. ESPN3 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
No more zombie nation for the love of God
We’re not fucking europe!
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
And... waiting for a ruling.... YES
Yes it is official. WE HAVE GONE HAM.
by PAK on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Jack St. scores
Flings the ball 30 yards for a TD on 4th-and-15, WR taps a foot at back of the endzone.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 4, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I know one serious Ole Miss fan
and when I asked how they were going to rebuild this year after back to back Cotton Bowls, he acted like I’d relieved myself on his living room rug, proceeded to explain why they were going to be better than last year, then talked about us as if he were royalty inquiring about the plight of commoners. Giggity indeed.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Is Ole Miss now on the bubble for relegation out of the Premier League?
by OHokie on Sep 4, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
At this point
If the SEC wanted to trade Ole Miss for J’Ville State I’d say go ahead.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOA
I got back to the office JUST IN FUCKING TIME.
Also, 72-0, y’all. Ducks know what to do with week 1 cupcakes.
Who has the biggest balls of them all?
Go for two!!!
The Masoli Curse is real!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I believe it is.
That’s how Crazy Old Testament God rolls.
“You want Masoli? Great…your season will suck so bad it will make the Orgeron years look successful. You will be 0-12, Masoli will be passed over by the NFL and have to use his parks and rec degree working at Yellowstone, where he will be immediately eaten by a bear. Nutt will be fired and you will have to deal with a whole year of batshit crazy Arkansas fans singing ‘Told Ya So!’ And you will be booted out of the SEC conference, and eventually the FBS when attendance drops as everyone decides they’d rather be in the Grove. Then Governor Haley Barbour, out of terms and no longer needing those Ole Miss campaign dollars, will finally merge all the schools into the ‘Mississippi State University’ system (since the state has no business having that many campuses) and poof! Mascot problem solved.”
And that’s my OPTIMISTIC view.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
Beautiful
Rec’d
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
And a rec for you ma'am
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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I think the pessimistic view
is Oxford just gets nuked by North Korea. But the idea of instantaneous vaporization…eh, may not be so bad.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The irony is
Jacksonville States coach coached Arkansas in 1992…until he lost to The Citadel and was fired.
It’s The Circle Of Life.
We're all on the Hindenberg. No reason to fight over a window seat.
I'm still laughing.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
All part of the mad genius plan...
… to lower the expectations of a nation and a conference. Then the devastating steamroll through the SEC and on to the champeenshipgiggity.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Michigan does not equate to Ole Miss
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Not just yet, for if Florida loses to Appy St. later on this season...
…THEN Michigan is forgiven. Still, hats off to Jacksonville St.
I love South Florida, but not all the people in it, whereas I hate Tallahassee, but not all the people in it.
CBS Gametracker EPIC FAIL, BTW.
“You’re game will begin after kickoff.”
Really?
It’s 8:34 in the first quarter already, genius.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They spelled "your" as "you're" on the CBS site
and all you noticed was that the game had already started?
100 cocktails to you, Mr. College Football Fan!
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Branigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 5, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
......................................
…………………………………………..
(in shock)
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
His twitter got progressively depressing. I think he's down for the count.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Fail
I’m gonna grill up some chicken legs for my guests before wandering over to the local Ole Miss watering hole to watch the Rebels embarrass Jacksonville State.
"Call me Snake"
It’s almost, but not QUITE, as good as the sports radio meltdown after the ND-MSU comeback in the rain. I still look up that recording and listen to it every once in a while.
by PAK on Sep 4, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Just... the 5 or so people telling everyone to calm down
Then just utter darkness.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Like reading the transcript to a plane crash. A realllllly slow plane crash.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so tasty .......
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, yes,
Revel in the schadenfreude, one and all. We’ve learned to take it.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ok ok
I’ve been able to process this now.
GIGGITY GODDAMN GIGGITY GIGGITY SHITBALLS GIGGITY
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
SEC officials are thinking the sky is falling.....
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Alabama doing OK
Up 14 to 3. Just picked off a pass. Was about to dis our D for giving up the FG on the opening drive for SJSU.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
Orson got the flour for tortillas. Fat Sacks got the lettuce for enchiladas.
I trust that photo is being framed and hung over your fireplace. And if you don’t have a fireplace, I trust you will be building one so that you may frame that photo and hang it accordingly.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 4, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
knee jerk.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Fuck
Lacey just fumbled through the end zone.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
Lacey?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Bama 2nd string RB
With Ingram out, Richardson is 1 and Lacey 2 Should have stuck Bama in there somewhere
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn ties Ark St.
And takes the lead… Hopefully for good. Not sure how many conference teams I want to see suck right now.
Yep
KY probably the best win so far today
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
7-6 Auburn
going to be a long game if the defense keeps giving it up…
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
The only thing bringing me any joy right now,
is that picture up there of Fearless Leader with Sir Luscious Left-Foot.
Did you really do an interview with Erin Andrews? I’d like to see a transcript or video if there is any.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
TD Newton to Fannin
Looks like Newton can hit a barn door…
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
And the award for best WTF?! helmet goes to......
TCU
(Really? SILVER?!)
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
it's lizard print
pay attention
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by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I am somewhat ashamed to admit that
when reading that thread Kevin linked I did feel a certain sense of satisfaction. Some of those same folks came in flaming and trolling ATVS after we lost to them after the clock fuck up last year.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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No shame
This is college football, where victory is fleeting and hatred is forever.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Sep 4, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Eh, you're right
fuck em
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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I can't tell what I want to happen more
OSU wins and improves the Pac-10 image, or OSU loses and then goes on to beat BSU while unranked. Both are pleasing to me.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I wish this was the NFL
we could trade Ingram/Richardson to some other school…..it’s a shame Richardson has to backup an Heisman winner….he could start at any SEC school
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
So......
OLE MISS:
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't know Kermit could goatse.
Miss Piggy Likes this.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Sep 4, 2010 8:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Bama scores again
21 to 3. This offense is clicking. Course it is SJSU
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
LOL
Oh man, that is baaaad
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
SEC disqualified from BCS
Because of Ole Miss.
Just kidding, but am I the only SEC fan who doesn’t mind if another conference won this year? I mean, just to keep things interesting for the rest of the country, if nothing else. We keep winning, and eventually people in California will just stop watching.
Hah
People in California already don’t give a shit about college football. And with USC in trouble, there’s even less fans now.
/I live in California and love college football
"Call me Snake"
am I the only SEC fan who doesn’t mind if another conference won this year?
Yes… yes you are.
With that said, I don’t think an SEC team will make it to the champ game this year… but not because I don’t want one to.
Who do you see Bama losing to?
Is it one of those, “conference is too deep, can’t possibly get out unscathed” kinds of things?
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Ole Miss.
And yes. Every team will probably lose twice. There’s no dominance, and more parity even than there usually is.
Ole Miss?
Really?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
OK
My face is red from the embarassment of not seeing the joke there. Good one
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well let's not get hasty now.
Seems like Georgia and Bama and Mississippi State are playing good so far. It’s just the first day, you can’t tell anything by the first day.*
*Except yeah, my team is going to suck donkey balls this season, to the point “Donkey Balls” will be our mascot.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
People out west won't stop watching
It would be nice if easterners watched the games played out west, though. Might’ve given Giggity the heads-up that Masoli isn’t the sweet-li’l-8-pound-6-ounce-baby-Jesus of football that Bristol made him out to be.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
hey I stayed up to 1:55AM...
…watching that USC-Hawaii game, wasn’t easy but I did it.
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Really? Thanks brah!
:highfive:
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly
I watched the rerun of the Rose Bowl. I was NOT impressed.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, not Oregon's finest hour
I, conveniently, blame Masoli.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Hey Auburn
You’re going the wrong way
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
No shit
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Got it going now
Cam is a big ole boy
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
TD Bama
McCarron, the backup QB, to Julio. One handed grab. 28 to 3 early in the 2nd
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
something happen to McElroy?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Naah
Just giving McCarron some PT with the ones.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Musberger looks like he had a stroke.
He’s got doggy face to the max.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You should him call college basketball games
ESPN always does close ups of Musberger’s turkey neck.
"Call me Snake"
God willing
These defenses are Roberto Duran-ing all over the place.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
So, um, that went better than expected...
Michigan looked like a solid football team.
And Oregon State-TCU looks like it’ll be a blast.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Cam Newton is already making me forget about Chris Todd and Brandon Cox...
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
[insert laptop joke here]
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Announcers...
were yelling Burns! Burns makes the throw! on that big pass play when it was Caudle. Uhh, guys, one is black and the other is white! Guess which one is which?!
typical espn3 announcers
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching FS South
And I haven’t bothered to find out who the booth-jockeys are…
So glad AwfulAnnouncing.com is back...
Bob Rathbun and Tim Couch, with Jenn Hildreth on sidelines
A&M has a defense, ruh roh.
I can’t wait for conference play to start now…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
A&M?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, had to toot my boys horn.
Can’t remember the last time they scored a pick six.
I’m giddy.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Toot away for the boys
You talking about the Aggies?
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Nevermind
Just saw your profile. Didn’t see the Aggies on the TV lineup so I wasn’t sure to whom you were referring.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening
to the docile tones of the great Dave South on the radio.
We won’t have a tele game till Okie State in 3 weeks.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Radio here too
The always perfectly accurate Eli Gold describing the action for Bama. Flippin the TV all over the place.
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad they don't know how to shift.
morons.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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God I hope
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
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Ted Roof makes conscious decision to let Ark St. stay in the game
:headslam:
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
That's okay
As long as Cam Newton makes a conscious decision to keep running and throwing the way he’s been doing…
No lie
He is bombing and ramblin
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
OSU's playcalling on that drive...
… was not very inspiring.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
They’re going to have to figure out how to involve other people in the offense besides Quiz Rodgers.
"Call me Snake"
BYU vs Wash heating up
currently 14-13 Huskies. Think I’ll turn on the Great Clips 300…
/oppositeday
Awful, just awful
Who messes up the shotgun snap? I mean, really.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I see what you did there
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
UNC is handing us this game
we betting fucking capitalize
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UNC offense needs some HOLD ONTO THE DAMN BALL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Oh that's right
Yates is still the UNC QB. It doesn’t matter if Austin plays or not.
"Call me Snake"
TCU's D isn't looking all that stout anymore.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If Katz could actually hit somebody in the flat, TCU might be in trouble
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
How the hell was Herm Edwards an NFL head coach? He's shit as a commentator.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Memphis v. Miss St.
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by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Zebra carnage!!!!
I love it!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Fake punt will beat ya everytime.
Well, almost every time.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If Boise lays a turd against VaTech does this mean
that 2010 is NOT the Year of the Mid-Major, despite what the WWL told us?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
no, it just means WWL will do a 180 and start sucking on
Ohio States and ’Bama’s chodes as always….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
To anyone else that plays TCU.
Throw deep and you will beat them.
Now you know….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Did UNC's offense get worse?
I wasn’t expecting anything from Yates, but this is making me cringe. I suppose I should just watch OSU-TCU, huh?
OSU-TCU is the choice for real football. LSU-UNC is the comedy option.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
they've traded in "bend don't break"
for “break don’t disintegrate”.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I didn't know Dalton was a ginger.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
no soul...........
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Who is hosting ESPNU's halftime show and why is he dressed like a dumbass?
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Did I hear that right?
Oklahoma over Utah St 21 to 10 at the half?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Herbie sez
“I almost feel LSU doesn’t respect Yates and his ability to throw downfield…”
Dos anyone?
The part from "and his" on is
unnecessary. No one respects anything about Yates’ ability as a QB.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
NDSU tied with Kansas at the half.
Somewhat interesting….
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Go Bison!
Listening to the audio of that game while watching the offensive cripple fight in ATL on TV.
Or they're not very good.
Bison threatening. Seem to be having a lot of success rushing against the KU D, which bodes well for my Jackets next week. (Wish I could have afforded to just move to Lawrence for a week to make both games.)
Bison take the lead
6-3 on a 32(-ish) yard FG. 8:04 left in 3rd.
KU drive thwarted
KU had 3rd and goal at the 7. Picked off by NDSU. Bison still lead 6-3, 4:28 in the 3rd.
Tough game for Husker fans
Turner Gill vs. Craig Bohl, both former NU assistants. Still, just for the sake of his not being embarrassed, I’m hoping KU can pull it out.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Oh, come on
You know you want more people laughing at the Big 12 North than were laughing at it last season.
Not this year - NEXT year.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Into the forth quarter in Knoxville and UT martin has 1 first down.
by VolunteerValtrex on Sep 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Simms' kid looks like he might have something.
Of course, I might wanna wait and see what he does against ACTUAL competition….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'm watching the end of Ole Miss-JSU
My two thoughts:
1) Mississippi’s defense was atrocious that last drive.
2) Do I get to laugh at Ole Miss as a Michigan fan?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
NERD!!!!
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
After a promising start...
… this TCU-OSU barn is not burning nearly enough.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
I'm OK with this
As long as the hard hits keep coming.
(Concussions, what concussions?)
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
UNC with a hard-earned touchdown.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
But the FCS team is good
It’s unclear if UNC should be described that way.
Hold up
Michigan lost to the defending I-AA champs and became a laughingstock. Ole Miss doesn’t get a mulligan for losing to an 8-3 team.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Oh, don't get me wrong
Ole Miss needs to be laughed at. I’m just thinking that LSU losing to UNC has a chance of being worse, since this is football, not basketball.
Perhaps they should meet in some sort of contest of footballing
Settle this thing once and for all.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
They got an assist from a late hit penalty
Chaos ensued on the next play.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
way
to not fumble that in the end zone lacey
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Sad note:
Syracuse now has a better record than Old Miss.
DOUBLE ZEBRA CARNAGE IN ARLINGTON!!!!
I love it!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Nebraska started redshirt freshman Taylor Martinez
9:00 left in the third, here’s his stats:
5 rushes, 106 yards, 2 TD.
5-10 passing, 69 yards.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
retarded tweet of the night nominee....
BFeldmanESPN
Which would be a more embarrassing loss: OleMiss losing to Jax State or LSU losing to a UNC team that left like its best 30 players at home?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
What a dumb question
Tar Heels are a ranked BCS team. Ranked higher than LSU in fact.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 9:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
who cares
TCU oregon St. is the best game of the night so far
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Yup.
Hits and such. They’ve got ’em.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
and Zebra carnage.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
buahahahahaha!!!!
Big 12 Conference Big12Conference
Kansas drives to North Dakota State 7 but Kale Pick is picked off in EZ. Jayhawks still trail, 6-3.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Is this game on TV?
I’m interested, mostly to see if the Bison brought half the state to the game like they did when they beat Minny a few years ago.
And because I love seeing Kansas lose, but that’s beside the point.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Fox College Sports Central
or something like that. Not FS North.
yeah.
FCSC
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
This game just got added to LSU-UNC, OSU-TCU, and BYU-Washington
in my rotation.
And damn, that UNC player is a dumbass for taking it out of the end zone.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
That was a touchback.
But what the hell was that UNC player thinking/
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
That he can field it without anything bad happening.
Even if he touches it and LSU recovers, the ball goes back to where LSU first touched the ball. It’s a no-lose situation.
Great 1st half between Oregon State-TCU
Oregon State’s QB looks like he’s making his first career start.
"Call me Snake"
It really has been an entertaining game
Oregon State has looked pretty inconsistent, though.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Damn LSU
Y’all makin them Carolina boys look good
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
first to 20, wins?
takers?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
more embarrassing loss?
ole miss/JSU
or (if it happens)
Kansas/NDSU
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
KU/NDSU (not jinxing things)
NDSU has been mediocre the last two seasons. Coach on hot seat. Jax State has had APR issues but has been pretty good in FCS last couple of years. Now losing to NDSU a couple years ago would not have been a big deal.
Ole Miss
NDSU’s been good for a while, plus most people I’ve talked to believe that the best outcome for KU this year is 6-6 or 7-5.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
NDSU's last two seasons
Were not so good. After beating Minny that year, things went downhill for a couple years.
Ah, was not aware of that.
I don’t follow a ton of I-AA (more of a D-II guy) so thanks for that.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
6-5, 3-8
Were the 2008 and 2009 records for NDSU after back-to-back 10-1 seasons. Hopefully this season is a turnaround for my Bison.
Please.
I’m an Ole Miss fan and even I know it’s Ole Miss. That last OT drive will be replayed all week, tacked on every end-of-the-season highlight reel, and will make “biggest upset” lists for at least a decade. We will never live this down and forever be reminded of it. This is exactly, EXACTLY like “The Shot” Valpo made to beat Ole Miss at the 1998 NCAA B-Ball tourney.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
if you say this trumps Appy over Michigan, you lose a testicle.
and top ten of this past decade?
I’ll do some research and get back to you on that.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Don't have any.
Does this mean I grow one, or I lose a boob?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
And no, it doesn't beat Michigan-Appy.
Michigan was ranked that year. We were expected to have a “down” year anyway (just didn’t think it would be "down: as in below sea level).
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Welcome to my world.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
my God
2 straight fumbles by Auburn in their own territory, FUCK FUCK FUCK
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
Auburn
They seem firmly committed to stepping on their own dicks during a game, I’m hoping they get it out of their system this game.
Dayum.
Tigers made that look TOO easy….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Auburn defense finally gets a good stop
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
Upset alert in Norman....
nevermind…..
OU – 28
UTSU – 17
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
it was 21-17 and then it switched on me.
so for a moment it WAS an upset alert.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
They just want to make it as difficult as possible
Looks more impressive, you know.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Washington-BYU getting quite good
17-16 UDub right now, but the Mormons just forced a three-and-out and are getting the ball right around the 50.
It's a funny name.
UNC Clusterfuck continues.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
You gotta be kidding me.
snap out of the endzone?!
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
LOL. Safety
Is the Diet Blue center a backup too?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 9:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Auburn now has the anti-Tubberville mentality
“lets score as many points as we can, then let them score as many as they can. we’ll even give them the ball if we get too much of a lead. this is too much fun!”
Finally, not a fumble.
Jeebus Christ!
What is this “Let Cam Newton do it all” night in Auburn?!
its fucking bizarre at times
“Look at all the points we’re scoring, AWESOME!…And now look at all the points they’re scoring, FUCK!’
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew that Arky State was no cupcake...
but Auburn’s playing like they’re too busy watching what’s in the Easy Bake Oven!
No wonder Kansas is losing....
I just noticed who’s reffing the game.
They’re doomed.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Who? Ron Cherry?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
trying to find his name.
but I know him all too well. He’s the worst of the worst. No one, and I repeat, no one is worse than this guy.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Is it
the guy from the PSU Purdue game a few years back where all the penalties were against Purdue?
It's Randy Chrystal, no?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You too can play center tonight on Amateur night.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 9:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
DECAFFEINATED TOUCHDOWN
BYU just took advantage of some horrid coverage to take the lead, 23-17
It's a funny name.
BYU students watching TV celebrate with a brewski:
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
LSU says "Anything you can screw up,
we can screw up, too!"
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Lacey scores again
Bama up 48 to 3.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
And he's gone
LSU punt return, that was pretty easy.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
This may sound oxymoronic...
… but even the punter took a bad angle on that LSU return. This game is… kind of awful.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Yeah...
… sort of like dying of radiation burns after surviving a nuclear strike would be “kind of awful.”
Nuclear strike = offseason
Radiation burns = LSU/UNC.
Yeah, I’d say that analogy holds up pretty good.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
What kind of diving tackle was that UNC punter?
It’s like he realized how high he jumped in the air and panicked and forgot all about trying to make the tackle as he put his arms down to brace his fall…
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
60 yards of penalties
and 2 fumbles recovered by the other team for Auburn. Do we want to lose?
dayum!!!!
put him on a rabble of teams right now and they might be contenders….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I was gonna call "Douchebag" on Forcier
until I read the article. Your coach burns a freshman’s redshirt rather than put you in when the starter is hurt? Dick move. I’d be gone, too.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I'd like to think RichRod will talk him
into staying, but putting in Gardner was a terrible decision and spoke volumes. I wish him well and thank him for the great memories early in last season.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
How disappointing.
I thought Elon was going to be good this year.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 4, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
swiss cheese....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
TD Auburn
Can I haz defense plz? That’s what we usually have! We can never get an operating offense!
It is! It is!
Told you it was “Let Cam Do It” Night in Auburn.
upset alert is back on!!!!
OU – 31
UTSU – 24
they ain’t dead yet….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
"I'm not dead"
“You’re not fooling anyone.”
“I feel happy! I feel happy!”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Pie Jesu domine...THUNK!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
How do you know he's a king?
Well, he’s the only one that doesn’t have shit on him.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm feeling better!
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
INT TCU
Now the Beavers need to get someone else involved in the offense besides Quizz Rodgers.
"Call me Snake"
James ain't doin' anything?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Deja Vu
Did you say the same thing further up the thread?
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Man this is fun
Thank God for CFB
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Kansas just shanked a field goal
NDSU still leads it 6-3
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
And Oregon State's QB came really close to matching him
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Chavis because he looks like Buford T Justice.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
Anyone still got a read on Oklahoma-Utah State?
Inquiring minds want to know…
31-24 OU
in the 4th.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Yep.
No $$, but I’m losing a ton of pick’em points on that one.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Where is this game on TV?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
This is truly tragic.
When the Big 12 looked like it was going to implode, I made a joke at BotC about how KU, K-State, and Iowa State would end up in a conference with the Dakota schools, and K-State would win 38 straight conference titles.
Ummm… cough?
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
In a related story, grass is wet and the Pope shits in the woods.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Sep 4, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is WAZU really that bad?
Or is Okie State sneaky good?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Dude. weak.
he came back today.
WWL made sure we saw it.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
More'n that
To the point that it’s insane to think they were in the Rose Bowl during the last decade.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Pullman will do that to you...
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
evil Jordan jefferson has returned!
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
Kansas just threw a 50 yard bomb!!!
And then fumbled it back to NDSU.
the upset is on!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
And now NDSU is going to probably punt
For a 6-3 game, this is oddly interesting.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Punt coverage
has not been so hot this game, at least from listening to the audio. 0:58 to go.
I'm getting a hint of OT in the air.
Are you?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
nah, he's busy eating a baby.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
With ranch.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
i was first
but you were funnier. I conceed
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Lawrence, Kansas is about to implode....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
good question.
I mean, they DID go to a BCS game recently…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'm thinking they act like most schools do when the swim team loses.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 4, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Another I-AA over I-A win!
Welcome to the club, Kansas.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
almost pissed myself laughing.
The boss will be happy monday.
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What do people do to celebrate in North Dakota?
Drink yak’s blood or somesuch?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Same as the rest of you...
drink copiously. We’re used to beating FBS teams, however. We’re 4-3 and all-time against FBS teams. Beat Minny in the Metrodome, Central Michigan (with Rust Belt Tebow as their QB), and Ball State in prior seasons. Now 6-3 over Kansas. To me, this is bigger than the Minny win, since we’ve had such rough years the last two (were 3-8 last year), whereas Minny was our only loss the year before we beat them.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Yak's Blood is an ice-fishing delicacy.
Since it’s September, they’ll probably slaughter a moose, roast it over an open fire, and eat the whole thing, antlers and all.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Yeah but the media will pretend it never happened
SEC teams don’t lose, you know. Any losses are erased and all film burned.
utah st
is looking fierce tonight
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 4, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Nice try, NDSU and KU...
but you still didn’t beat that 3-2 game by Auburn and Miss St.
woohoo
for google maps for letting me look to see where the hell NDSU is…..
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 4, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
FARGO!
Which is actually a pretty nice college town.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Does it have pancakes house?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Iconic Southern grease pit - no.
Several establishments which serve good pancakes, etc. – yes, although up north grit is something that gets in your eyes on a windy day.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Utah State...
Just missed a 50-yard field goal according to BSPN’s Gamecast, for what that’s worth…
Heh
@GaryParrishCBS: Source: Ole Miss will appeal this loss and hope the NCAA reverses it in the next three days.
"Call me Snake"
Manhungry
How much pizza will Mangino eat to celebrate the KU loss?
O/U 25 1/2 slices
I take the over.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd take the o\/er on 25.5
pizzas…
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
And by "pizzas", I hope you mean those Big Italy things Pizza Hut's advertising
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he can con\/cince them to
make a double-stack of the Big Italy.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Texas State players are irritated...
…as Houston continues to kill their buzz.
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 4, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Andy Dalton celebrates a lot...
… for a guy who is almost single-handedly responsible for the Beavers staying in this game.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
UTSU
inside OU’s 30.
This is getting delicious.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
n/m
gametracker fail.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
WWL is back on pace now.
UTSU has it at their own 30.
Less than 4 minutes in the game.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
This does not bode well, Mr Gill.
Dave_Matter
Turner Gill joins Dan Hawkins in losing his first game as a Big 12 coach to a 1-AA opponent
4 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
It's a funny name.
Are you saying
that Kansas only has intramural football now too?
by Pariahwulfen on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe.
I was also thinking that they’ll be saddled with him for the length of his contract because their athletic department will become so poor they can’t buy him out.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
My understanding is that Kansas has a surprisingly large amount of basketball money.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta buy all those pizzas with something...
Pizza tree?
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Yeah, they're quite rich
But a man can dream, can’t he?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Why use money from your profitable sector just to sink it into a maw comparable only to Mangino's gut?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
How long has Hawkins hung on?
Might not bode well for winning, but for job security, it’s huge.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that was from the school not being able to afford his buyout more than anything else.
by Pariahwulfen on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It can be used to "prove" the point...
that the cupboard was left bare for him. Of course, Hawkins just takes his Vitamin Ass every morning…
by cbweatherman on Sep 4, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Had to find a way to top
Ron Prince’s first game at Kansas State… 1-pt W o\/er Illinois State – that tenure ended well. *cough cough *
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Washington driving into BYU territory.
Down 23-17, 2:00 to play.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Please do keep us updated on this
I’m watching, like, 30 games at once, but this unfortunately is not one of them.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
4th & 7
at the BYU 27 yard line… last chance
by cbweatherman on Sep 4, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Dubs went for it and couldn't get the first down
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
BYU to ice.
buh bye heisman for Locker.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
But they have Jake Locker
Isn’t he the most unstoppable QB ever? He gets enough hype that you’d think he was a QB god.
Batted down at the line. BYU ball, Washington has one timeout.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
OU just intercepted UTSU
that should prolly ice it. At least UTSU covered…..
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Masoli a game-changing QB! - WWL
Actually, that one’s probably true, just not in the way you’d hope.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Is my ESPN game track correct
in showing OU being outgained on the game by USU??!?!?
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
i'm actually enjoying the Vandy game
and it’s not b/c I have money on it
at all…..
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 4, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Scholar's Bowl
with helmets, pads, and an oddly shaped ball??
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
so long as SAT scores
don’t add bonus points on the scoreboard.
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
And we got our first relevant RB to go over 200 yards tonight.
Demarco Murray from OU.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I would count Doak Walker candidates
namde Daniel Thomas going for 230+ against FBS BCS teams as rele\/ant. Though the team is not likely to be national championship rele\/ant…
:-D
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
good point.
forgot about him.
maybe cause that game was boring.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
For some, perhaps...
maybe e\/en likely.
Not for others. ;-)
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
BYU Wins
Time for the team to celebrate with pizza and lime rickeys!
Shirley Temples use Sprite, right?
‘Cos there’s going to be A LOT of those served at the “private clubs” of Provo tonight.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Joseph Smith frowns on lime rickeys
Somber reflection and jaw-squaring are the only proper methods of celebration.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
by Joey C. on Sep 4, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Manfat
If the geniuses at Gameday wanted to make a ratings splash, they wold bring him to the remotes and have him do a segment on local cuisine. Thats ratings gold.
hacked wiki pages are fun.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
People who watched the KU "game"
Did Turner Gill go anything obviously stupid—other than, well, losing? Did it seem like they can maybe be a good team a few years down the road? Or are they back to being Kansas?
It was ugly
I think Gill played it pretty conservatively. The offense was very simple— very Osborne-esque. I think most KU fans are figuring out where the term Chuck ‘third and’ Long comes from. The KU lines on both sides of the ball weren’t a match for NDSU— a scary sign.
The defense looked pretty good— mainly because NDSU’s QB was terrible. Both teams looked to have about the same speed.
It’s going to be a long year for KU fans.They’re coming off a senior laden team and have had a lot of injuries in the off season. Some are hoping that this year will just be growing pains, but others are worried that this is another Terry Allen hire.
Time will tell.
no shit
The thing of it is, unlike the ranked Jacksonville State, North Dakota State isn’t particularly good.
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Didn't
they beat Minnesota or something a couple of years back? Or was that North Dakota? Or South Dakota State? It’s all a blur to me.
Yes, we beat Minny
Went 10-1 that year. Then went 6-5 and 3-8. Hopefully this is the start of a resurgence.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
How is NDSU versus North Dakota U?
Because Idaho blew them out 45-0.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
We don't play UND any more
NDSU moved to D-I before UND did, and UND broke off the longest continuously-played series in college football. There is still not an NDSU-UND game on the schedule in the future for football. (Last game was my last year at NDSU, so Fall 2003.)
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really a comparable thing at this stage.
NDSU made the jump to D1 a couple of years before UND did. UND just finished their provisional thing last year, IIRC.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
UND's still provisional
NDSU finished provisional and made the big dance for BB (lost to KU in first round) in 2009. UND has two or three years to go.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for correction.
Which means it’s even harder to really compare NDSU and UND at this point.
(I miss the old NCC. Shame when a truly great conference dies.)
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
The writing was on the wall
Too many teams moving from NAIA into D-II left no options for the xDSUs. Can’t understand why it took the UxD’s so long to finally finish off the NCC. (Well, I do, it’s called hockey in the case of UND.)
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
NDSU’s previous three wins over FBS teams came while provisional FCS.
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for Ubben to chime in.
I mean, Missouri grad with a mancrush on the B12 South, he’s GOT to have something amusing to say.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Cam Newton
Has rushed for over 170 yards and passed for over 180. If he ever gets hurt, we are ungodly screwed.
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
They should let Cam go ahead and leave now...
so he can get to Toomer’s and get a box of Magnums, cause you know he’s getting some tonight.
The wimmens wont know what to do
We’re not used to having a real quarterback.
by SEC Supremacist on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oklahoma-Utah State is a final.
31-21 OU.
I can’t see how anyone saw this coming, really. I mean, the last 8-5 team to lose three of the top four draft picks wound up back in the top 10 the next year, right? Right?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
DERP
31-24
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Pam Ward
What game did the charming Ms. Ward call today? Was it her typical early morning Big Ten game.
Pam Ward...
was demoted to ESPNU. She called the afternoon game between Clemson & North Texas
by cbweatherman on Sep 4, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
And she wasn't horrible, but left a looming sense of dread.
Waitng for the other shoe to drop
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 4, 2010 10:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I keep telling a UNC grad friend of mine
That TJ Yates will unleash the fury and mount a comeback. Am I going to hell for taunting?
Dear Christian Ponder,
How much butt would you like us to supply next week?
Sincerely,
The Sooner Secondary
Trent Dilfer is calling the Cincy-Fresno State game
He speaks too loudly. He needs to tone it down a bit.
"Call me Snake"
"YOU DON'T SCORE, TILL YOU SCORE!!!!"
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
...And a delay call isn't going to help much
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 4, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
OSU doesn't look particularly interested in getting the ball back
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Collaros to Woods right after a pick
puts Cincinnati up 7-0 in Fresno.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
more balls out of the endzone....
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Pouncey'd
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
damn - beat me to it.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
ESSS EEEE CEEE Speed
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Rev
Enjoy your posts. Been reading for a while, but finally jumping in here.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, but
I’ve got four years of eligibility left – think anyone’ll be in the market for a 36 year old, 5’11" 230lb center?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Appears from today
like KU might could benefit from your ser\/ices.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Disaster for Oregon State
Fumble into the back of the end zone. Safety and this game is all about over.
"Call me Snake"
And Vandy just scored a touchdown.
Can tie with a 2-pt conversion.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
And ANOTHER bad snap kills the conversion.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn
Gotta pull for Vandy. They just have to win OOC games.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They screw themselves, though
It’s one thing to have it taken from you, but to give it away the way they do…
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
That's what I mean
They always have these tough luck loses where they screw themselves at one point during the game.
"Call me Snake"
I think they have some sort of Voodoo Magic in the Dome. Especially in the second quarter.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 4, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
seen it.
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 4, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
True
Still though, I keep waiting for Jefferson to pull a Chris Leak and throw a screen pass right to a linebacker.
This TCU team looks exactly like the one that lost to BSU
Well above average, but nothing more. On a sample size of one game, they don’t belong anywhere near the BCS. IMO, of course.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Vanderbilt just got screwed.
Clean hit on a third down gets called for helmet-to-helmet, Northwestern is going to win this game.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Jeebus
Y’all see that giant LED array on Patterson’s finger?
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Cincy/Fresno St on right now.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Pac 10...
was awful today. WSU is embarrassing (65-17), they’re like a family member who cant handle their booze. They go on the road and shit the bed. Get it together Cougs…quickly.
WSU is always awful
They may be the uncle that can’t handle his booze, but you’ve come to expect his drunken airing of grievances every Festivus.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
My DishNetwork guide informs me
that USC-Hawai’i is up next on the Deuce. I wonder if I can get some betting action there.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Take the over.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take my life sa\/ings on the o\/er, please
nm
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Thread reply
FAIL. Apologies.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
I think I just heard "Yards don't matter, points do."
Who is doing color commentary on Cincinnati-Fresno State?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Trent Dilfer, according to awfulannouncing.com
by NoDak_jacket on Sep 4, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, right now he's talking about Fresno State's ineffective offense
So right now, at least he’s talking about a subject he’s familiar with.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The 2007 San Francisco 49ers take issue with that, sir
Wait— what’s that? They don’t?
Oh.
"I've made a huge little mistake." - G.O.B.
Paul Wulff....
is making Bill Doba look like JoePa and Bear Bryant rolled into one.
And now, for your viewing pleasure...
Poor production values!
A hockey announcer looking clearly out of his depth!
Too many gambling puns!
It can only be…COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON VERSUS!
It's a funny name.
SJSU/Bama highlights reaction:
SJSU either believes in really big uni numbers, or really small players.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
We fucking suck.
That was embarrassing. It’s like we didn’t even fucking practice all offseason. How does our offensive line get dominated by a I-AA team?
Turner, you better fix this. Quickly.
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 4, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
There really isn't anyway to sugarcoat
it either… I didn’t see the game but followed on a game tracker… ouch e\/en so.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Lindsey Soto....
is on the sidlines for the UNLV/Wisc game keep your eyes tuned to her. She has AMAZING TITS. Put that in your “Keys to the Game”.
Anyone else...
weirded out by the little-person version of KISS?
Or LSU has gone brain dead
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
They just needed to get their standard 17 points.
Don’t wanna disappoint the fans, ya know.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 4, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes you miss...
Mangino.
/orders a Meatlovers Deep Dish
WWL pumped UF and UT
with “Replacing Tim Tebow” and “Replacing Colt McCoy” branding on SportsCenter.
Sadly, they apparently decided not to lead the UO/UNM highlight with “Replacing Jeremiah Masoli”.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Two Oklahomans go over 200 on the ground today.
Kendall Hunter for the Okies
and Demarco Murray on the Sooners
The pass is dead.
Heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
HA HA HA!
Musberger: “Yates, as he pulled out , did not have control…”
Damn
I’m gettin sore from all the laughing I’ve done today
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I still don't think Musberger will ever top
the time some fast white guy with long blonde hair was busting a long TD run and he yelped, “Look at him go, with those long, flowing locks…”
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Versus Producer is a genius
They just had Lindsey Soto hold a temperature gauge so they could do a close-up on her boobs.
It's sorta telling
that if you Google Lindsey Soto, over half of the hits on the first page include the word “breast(s)”.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Question
So, if NC had the what? 8 or 9 players that were suspended, would they be doing that much better in this game?
Les Miles approves of UNC time management
by crizzle on Sep 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So.... who's prepared for Katrina 2.0?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Wow...
Embarrassing.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Chicken sandwich bowl..
UNC wins by 2 touchdowns if they have half their team in pads.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Yates suckage
Is not as bad as previously reported
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Oh snap.
UNC has it.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
AA
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Does Les Miles not realize people are looking for an excuse to fire him?
Ne needed to keep the foot to the petal. The faithful wanted a 50 point win, but he rolled up the offense at halftime. Course, T-Bob is the only reason this is still in doubt. Gotta love a C holding on an outside pitch.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Musberger and Herbstreit
didnt know the rule that if you touch it first before ten yards its a live ball.
Why would they?
They’re only highly paid professionals who’ve been doing this for years. Why would you expect them to know the rules?
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 4, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh, at least it isn't Craig James or Footbaw Bob..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I think Les may have a point
It looked like the UNC guy hit the LSU player before he touched the ball. Do I feel sorry for him? Not at all.
If by 'fire' you mean 'immolated by crowd of incensed LSU fans'...
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I can see it now
“They don’t call it Death Valley for nothin’…”
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
more like "undead drunk"
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
What is that rule?
I’m thinking he’s fair game to hit before the ball gets there. No fair catch or anything like that.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, could that LSU-UNC game have ended any other way?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Mox Nix
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Or fumble to UNC...
go down after the 1st down??
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
OH SNAP!!!!
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Wait. What the fuck is this game?
UNC touchdown, miss XP incoming.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Miles plays Russian Roulette with five rounds and one empty chamber.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Sep 4, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This game has finally pushed me off the Les Miles bandwagon
He really is just a guy that got lucky and walked into a national title despite his best efforts. There is no way this should have ever become close. He mangled the clock again before half, then completely shutdown the offense in the second, and even mysteriously sat his best defensive players for long stretches of the THIRD quarter. He’s not even an idiot savant. He is just an idiot.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
And while I typed
his team found a way to give UNC one more chance. Dumbass.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Les Miles is going to find a for sale sign in his yard tonight.
And it’ll be the only thing on his property not engulfed in flames.
Holy Shit
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Might I interest any of you LSU fans in this ONE-TIME offer for the FABLED STEVE ADDAZZIO as your HEAD COACH??
Time is limited. ACT NOW!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Ron Prince.
Tan. Rested. Ready,
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 4, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
*kkuh-phflaaaaaaaaaaaaaaph*
Just \/omitted in my mouth.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
The funny thing is
UNC could win this game, and still fall out of the polls.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Pronto...
can we \/ote tonight?!
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
LSU defense
Mustang’d
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 4, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Ice the quarterback.
"Ha-Ha!
Football."
by BigRedLoper on Sep 4, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
enough time for two end zone cracks?
one quick… then a last try?
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Deja Vu
Petereson went out of last years Bama game, and Julio went long
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
LSU deserves to lose this game.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Final Score:
North Carolina defeats Louisiana State, 24-30.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
by jonfmorse on Sep 4, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's just horrible.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
So, LSU fans, are you happy you won the game or are you disappointed that you lost an easy excuse to fire Miles?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I agree...
but refs swallow their whistles in situations like that, unfortunately.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Only possible comeback I ha\/e is
Big 10/11 > ACC?? Kinda weak though.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Yeah. Good ol' refs.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 4, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Relieved I would think
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 4, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, anyone who has followed LSU even a little over the past seven or eight years
knows that we LSU fans are completely used to this.
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I'm happy we won.
I’m not happy with the second half.
I HATE our offense and want Gary Crowton out.
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I'm not even an LSU fan
And even I feel dirty.
by Redcoat on Sep 4, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My conclusion
Les Miles is roughly equivalent to a 13 player handicap.
by GBB4188 on Sep 4, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 12 recs
Line of the day.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Funny
but honestly Crowton is the problem.
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Doesn't LSU 'get' to play in the
SEC West?
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
THANK YOU!
(The other half we kicked the living shit out of the poor bastards that had to face us. That 07 team was schizophrenic as hell.)
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LOLSU
not that that’s out of the way…..
Cam Newton is superhuman, AU secondary is questionable. Everything else looked good but not great
Cam played well
He is a load runnin that ball. But some of those deep passes were just up for grabs. His recievers did a great job. But hey, that worked for the Steelers back in the day.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 5, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Gluck jeff_gluck
#LSU fan continually hollering upon leaving Dome: “PLEASE TAKE LES! TAKE HIM OFF OUR HANDS! PLEASE!” #lesmiles
"Call me Snake"
by KSJ49 on Sep 5, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You would think I would hate Les Miles. I don't.
I find it impossible to hate crazy people.
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They might get ahold of your address?
And that’s scary…
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
Les strikes me as harmless crazy.
If he came to my house it would be because he was lost. I would invite him in and we would tell jokes and eat taffy and drink punch.
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That actually sounds
entertaining
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
So is Les Miles.
Which is why I like him.*
I sure as hell don’t care for his game management skills.
*Also, he can recruit like a fiend.
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This is how UNL\/ does football...
If the new coach is more of the same, Wisc will deal a 2nd half pummeling.
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
What's that thing Dilfer
said about points and yards? :-P
(was it Dilfer?)
'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' --Jim Halpert
The question is
can my liver fucking take it.
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is trent dilfer checking out the play by play chick's rack?
everytime they go to the booth, dilfer can’t stop looking.
by yourgatoroverlord on Sep 5, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
LSU and the ACC should be concerned
That UNC got as much pressure on Patterson as they did with 3 defensive ends total on the damn roster and 1 defensive tackle with significant experience at the position. Donte Page Moss was BCS caliber good and he was the fourth best DE on the team prior to the suspensions.
I thought UNC’s o-line looked good in pass pro for the first time since Butch has been there.. They had no running backs so its hard to truly evaluate their ground game.. especially sine the LES Miles defense is jam the middle.
Well, Fresno looking good against Cincy.
Missing Brian Kelly much?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Dilfer is too much
He just said that Butch Jones is one of the best coaches in the country. C’mon man, the guy won at Western Michigan and thats it. I love football season the platitudes are always so over the top.
Joe Paterno Announces his successor...
Does this count as fun and engaging?
http://amaribfishman.blogspot.com/2010/09/penn-state-football-joe-paterno.html
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