GET THE SOUTH UP OUTTA YO MOUTH. The beard is a transitional stage to the fall handlebar mustache, the rapper is one of Atlanta's patron saints, and the evening belongs to the LSU Tigers, who now have a layup of a game in the Georgia Dome should they so choose to take advantage. UNC fans seem chipper, both because they're largely wealthy, and because basketball season starts in less than two months. 

If Les Miles loses this game the blog will be closed for three days due to laughter. <-----IF YOU HAVE A CENTER WHO CAN SNAP THE BALL PLZ SEND HIM TO GAINESVILLE MY GOD THE HORROR.