Woe, woe to the unbelievers! With each passing week, the Blind Oracle at Bristol's powers grow stronger and more accurate. Small wonder, then, that the Council of Old Men wishes him to drink hemlock post-haste. 

Now, mortals, pahk the cah and be silent as the Oracle enters his trance-like state...

"The Nation despairs; plague sweeps in from the coast, from the Black Mountain that is its source. I see an arena built of children's toys, in a city about which many films of varying quality have been made. Whatever you do unto the least of your brothers, do it without mercy. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Eagles. Boston College beats Notre Dame, 35-10."