I am still hearing and seeing ESPN and Kirk Turdstreet breakdown, analyze, and crawl under the head coach's desk of USC (SoCal)?

This is a team that is on probation, not bowl eligible, and supposed to be in trouble. Yet the wankers over at ESPN just cannot LET THE TROJANS GO! Tell me I am not alone in this. Tell me this isn't some bizarro fantasy world where oppsites are true. There are plenty of good stories in college football this year. Why in the hell should we spend another 5 months listening to Herby swoon over the USC?!

I bet the douche bag still picks them to win the Rose Bowl.