OPEN THREAD: OPENING NIGHT WITH STEVEN AND MATTHEW
by Spencer Hall on Sep 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT
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Opening night thread, commenced. A few necessary things must be mentioned. You need a Rootability Index, since it contains Dave Wannstedt Camaro jokes and the info you need to decide who to root for tonight. You need the Starter Wife showing you to make Bacon Bourbon Popcorn because THAT'S JUST HOW PEOPLE FROM PITTSBURGH FRICKIN' ROLL. You need to know we plan on liveblogging at least one game this weekend, but this is a holiday, and we too will be celebrating and commenting below with the rest of you before we decide which ones.
You need to raise a glass, motherfuckers, and enjoy the carnival since we hereby declare it open for business.
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but stay away from the carnies
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance
small hands, smell like cabbage
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
but Carnies built this country...
…Kings among men.
I swear to Pat Dye's pants I will make Trudy Campbell my wife!
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 2, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
/raise my glass
Gotta do that now as I won’t be able to do it at Utah v. Pitt.
There now I've met the 75 word count. -pookeyguru
sitting here in Moscow … it’s 12:40am and I still have 3 hours to go until kickoff. Drinking zlaty bazant (chech beer) and will probably move to vodka for kickoff. OMG SO EXCITED.
Is it bad that I first thought of Moscow, Idaho
And figured that was just the time difference for pacific time?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Idaho plays North Dakota tonight in game that promises to be of nearly regional importance. And you can watch online! The “Watch Online” link on ESPN’s scores page took me here: http://espnu.xosn.com/
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Putin hates Georgia
so he has a lot in common with most of us.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Sep 2, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Tick tick tick tick
Fifteen more minutes of U.S.C ยง1446.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
Timeliness and the ncaa
Any ncaa suspensions news regarding South Carolina hotel gate in particular and UNC in general? I’m dying here.
Garcia
Is probably almost done with the twelve pack he snuck into the locker room 3 hours ago.. “old dumbass ball coach ain’t gonna catch me brah!”
It is time to...
RAPE THE BULL BY THE HORNS
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him do the things that make you think he's right - Ed Bruce
by Steve from Umatilla on Sep 2, 2010 4:59 PM EDT reply actions
And hide yo husband
Cuz they raping errbody out here!
by allicolls on Sep 2, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Tonight's Quandry
I have my NFL Fantasy Draft, which ranks a distant 2nd to any college football game whatsover. So I’m thinking of pulling a Ditka and trading all my picks for Chris Johnson so I can go to a more college-football friendly bar. Thoughts?
one combo word - auto-pick.
everybody’s doing it, ’cept the nerds……
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Troy, Ohio, and Navy
Close calls in Columbus over the past 2 seasons, someone needs to finish the job DAMMIT…. Here’s to Marshall, CHEERS [/already 5 beers in and it’s 2pm pacific
Rootability Index
Another great new feature. Keep it up.
Except every time I say this, you never do another one. I can’t even think of an example, they are that far gone from my memory.
I can remember two.
EPL 2010 & World Cup 2010
by robert guiscard on Sep 2, 2010 6:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Agreed
It’s been a friggin content explosion here today, O. Great effort.
by victory drive on Sep 2, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
GO USC DEPT!
I do not care if USC is playing minnow-Hava’ii (or whatever)
I am super excited about the season, given The Situation (and I do not mean that !@#$ from the Joisy Shore)
Best wishes to your teams (unless they are ND or ucla) and to the best college footbaw writers on the internets!
Go Trojans!
;-)
Best of luck in your BCS bid
Oh yeah, right! Ohhh,sorry about that.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been running "Greatest Hits" all day on FB
It’s about time to collect some new clips.
BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW, MOTHERFUCKER.
I'm so excited about the season.
That I’m actually going to watch Presbyterian at Wake Forest on ESPN3.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
Yeah, WTF?
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 2, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Happy Footbaw, everyone!
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 2, 2010 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
Righto, chap.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
โ Martin Luther
Warrick Dunn talks so softly, that it’s hard to hear what he’s saying.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
4.5
I’m feeling at least 3 in the first half. Chicken curse
by victory drive on Sep 2, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Shhhhiiiiiiiittttttt.......
Drink every time the Visor yanks his Visor.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Sep 2, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Poor John Clay
Mark May just guaranteed the first horrific injury of the season will be to Wisky RB Stud Daddy John Clay by calling him his Heisman front runner.
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Jenn Brown
Moves way too much while talking. It’s she has Tourette syndrome.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
She wasn't very good
Maybe nerves? Maybe not every pretty girl can be a sideline reporter.(See: Jill Arrington)
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
Hot off the twitter:
@gamecocksblog SC just confirmed. Only 2 – Chris Culliver, Jarriel King – will miss tonight’s game.
So there’s that.
Warrick Dunn sounds like someone has a gun behind his head. BUT FAMU IS ABOUT TO PLAY!!!
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 2, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
Musberger has spoken
Time to crack open the Jamesons!
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Holtz is lithsping gibberish and Mark May is being a fuckwad...
FOOTBALL IS FUCKING BACK!
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
amen, reverend.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Ah, college football narratives
The 8 months of rest have been good. I’m ready for you again.
Can Hawaii cover 21.5?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I doubt it
but Lane is pretty conservative, will be close IMO
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Are we not counting the games against horribly-overmatched WKU and Memphis last year?
Because he’ll beat the shit out of any team he gets a chance to.
Simulated Gameday Experience - just like the real thing, only we have smoke machines.
by Chris Pendley on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
And for exhibit A, I submit the piece-of-crap that Georgia laid down in Knoxville last year.
but Mark Richt
is such a great road coach…
Man I was shocked at the egg they laid in that game
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
This is true
perhaps I put too much faith that Hawaii is a little better than WKU…
that is not saying much however…
Not sure if Hawaii can put any points on USC’s defense, which is why I dont think they can cover
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What's everyone drinking tonight?
I drank waaaaaaay too much PBR tuesday and drank too much tequila last night, so I’m ….sigh……a 2008 Cab Sauv out of a mason jar. It’s only Thursday night footbaw, I promise I will drink respectable things on Saturday
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
La Chouffe.
Belgium’s finest for tonight.
by robert guiscard on Sep 2, 2010 7:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Harpoon IPA
Only IPA they had at Publix.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Heineken
My standby of Fosters Green Can is starting to make me feel awful when I drink it.
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw this part of the thread
I’m drinking Dickel, too, although my chaser is Miller Lite.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Started with...
… Terrapin Georgia Theatre Sessions “Double Feature” Belgian Dubbel Ale
Finishing with Sierra Nevada hefewienen.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Sierra Nevada Tumbler Autumn Brown Ale
Likely will finish the night with a glass of Maker’s Mark meek.
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Some really old cheap whiskey...
A guy that I work with found a box in his attic that had all of his deceased dad’s liquor in it. He died over 20 years ago. I’ve never heard of this brand “Old Charter”, but it claims to be “Kentucky’s Finest”.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe sufficient time has passed to start bitching and wishing for a quality game.
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 2, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
dont care
for the riveting Hawaii vs USC or Marshall vs Ohio State
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
My season-opening tradition
Watching South Carolina’s Art Studio MFA program turn Steve Spurrier’s offense into a dizzying exploration of the alienation and fear humanity finds itself surrounded by in the Post-Industrial Age
He took a lot of blows to the head in the NFC Central
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 2, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I laughed at that
because Presbyterian hasn’t won a conference game since 2008. He really thinks they’re coming back in this game?
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
NC suspensions...
Gee, show Lawrence Taylor prominently on the sideline “tutoring” the defense and suddenly there are issues in Chapel Hill. Hmmmm….
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Holtz you crazy old bastard
I look forward to being surprised as hell that you’re still alive at the end of another college football season
who goes first, Lou or Joe?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
A world class skier is calling the Miami-Florida A&M game.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
I thought is was on the Ocho.
No Pepper?
No Cotton?
Blasphemy!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
YAAARGH!
That was the Dread Pirate showing approval. It’s eerily similar to him showing displeasure.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Boise St gets 5 shots in ESPN's opening montage as opposed to Florida's 2?
Effrontery! Insult! Heads should promptly be dislodged from the shoulders of Disney executives!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
there's only so much blue and orange you can show on one screen.....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
never gets old....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
nope
I think we can all agree
Craig James sucks at being a football announcer
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Correction
He just sucks.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Thank goodness Dr. Lou isn't in the booth
But I still rather have Dr. Lou nonsense instead of Craig James.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
At least Lou is funny
and says something insightful every once in a while.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Steven Garcia
Oh Man, I’ve missed Steven Garcia. Arete.
Does it make me immature that I giggled at the fact
that half of the South Carolina crowd was chanting COCKS.
Not at all
I’ve been to every UGA/Carolina game since 2000 and I giggle like a school girl every time.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
Hey look kids, it's Craig James!
(vomit)
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
My Team's mascot as a dick joke.
I’m glad I don’t have to deal with that. Kind of a tired joke.
tOSU in the red zone already
Actually, they scored… Pryor to Posey
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Marshall Enters a New Decade of Fail
Fumble the KO, now down 7-0.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
shut up, you serious?
Where the hell is my PIP function, dammit!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
How long until they get the "Favre Cam" going?
I’m calling it with 5 minutes left in the first quarter. FavreCam is Favrecam.
Favre
But did he not tell him he’d be there until two-a-days were over?
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Dick Jokes
Yeah you’re right, what do I know about those?
Wooo! Look at all those banners
Oh, they only have that one from the ACC in 1969?
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Looks like Minnesota is playing on JV Level
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Cocks
I think they were lined up in the Oop De Oop!!
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
I don't want...your life!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
dumio qb leading a dumio offense
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I expect visors to fly.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Well
That drive was full of “Brah”- someness. How long til Spurrier the White puts Shaw in the game?
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Lets us ease in?
Prevents shock or something.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I'll be generous.
9
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I yell with my helmet off!!!!
Is that Thad from BMS?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
As atrocious as that was
Anything is better than that baseball game Auburn and Miss State played in ’08.
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swiss cheese Cock defense....
go figure.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Nascar type of offense
Boring, than huge wreck?
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
defense
USCe don’t have it…
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Until they play Georgia
Then they magically become worldbeaters prior to sinking back into mediocrity the rest of the season.
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Oh goodie
No o-line experience for USM. 12-3 final?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Looks like South Carolina's D is really missing Captain Munnerlyn's ability
to draw a crippling penalty over some dumb shit and slow down the pace of a no-huddle spread offense
a slide?!
did a I miss a new rule for 2010?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I'll say it: I miss Larry Fedora.
/Steve Addazio makes baby Jesus weep
.
by Gator Cub on Sep 2, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TD tOSU
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Flood gates are open and ready for deployment, sir.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
don't worry
they’ll cough it up or go 4 and out.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Good catch though
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Didn't help Hitler's much either.
It’s one thing to be a murderous dictator. It’s quite another to have a silly ’stache.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Why am I not drinking yet?
Time for the Sprecher Oktoberfest!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Why is tennnis on ESPN2?
Things we may never know
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
idunno....
It looks like the game of the night was the Pitt/Utah game which didn’t look to appear anywhere.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
You sound like a baseball stat nerd fan.
There, fixed that for you.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I dont know which is worse.
Baseball is only enjoyable if you are blackout drunk in the stands. Which isnt saying much, since girl’s soccer is equally enjoyable if blackout drunk in the stands.
Marcel Dareus to miss 2 games
and pay back $1787.17.
Penn State is starting a true freshman at QB
Bama will still terrorize him without Dareus.
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Oh, I'm sure he'll be nightmare heavy
after that game. But still, that’s a duo you don’t want out for a high profile OOC game.
I expect
Damion Square to be a beast off the edge
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Big return for Marshall....
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Nice return for the Herd.
Won’t amount to squat I’m sure.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
3rd and 10
WR screen…. FG try to ensue
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
on the full FCS scoreboard
there is a team called Johnson Smith. I giggled a little bit.
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Sun Tzu is impressed.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
"let's get a *** damn snack!!!!!"
last night’s ep was gold.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
no lie
I panicked for a minute immediately before this game because I thought that AFN had scheduled Hard Knocks opposite the college football opener. Turned out it was just the Pats/Giants preseason game though.
translation
“Screw anyone over that you can, so you and your family can get what they want.”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
1st down draw play
you won’t be seeing this one often folks this Spurrier kid is stays away from cliches
Wow, did anyone see Presbyterian score there?
Bounce pass out to the wide receiver, who caught it off the first bounce and fired a 67 yard TD pass.
Pah, sounds like a snorefest compared to this South Carolina game.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I could take a little crazy.. but, in the meantime, I'll have to take South Car's drive-by-penalties gameplay..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Not only does he fail at wardrobe
He fails at basic football knowledge.
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Holding before the pass
Bailout call
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
If palmer moved to Cali
He’d be Pepper Brooks in about two years. If I close my eyes I can almost visualize Jason Bateman with his sunglasses on…..
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Back to you Cotton!!
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
why close your eyes when you can have it STAT?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Nicely done
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
To rip off Fire Joe Morgan...
would “force feeding their 6’4” receiver" count as a food metaphor?
Makes me hungry for some foie
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Who is Pryor's b/u?
don’t know much about them boys up north.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I once saw Tressel go ballistic
because the QB went with the deep option on a pass play which ended up resulting in tOSU breaking 30 on the scoreboard during a shutout
Jacory Harris
waiting to throw his mandatory 2 INT later in the game?
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Marshall forced a punt
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Indiana's uniforms are quite unfortunate
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
This UGA fan is having 'Nam like flashbacks
Seeing all these tunnel screens bring back horrible horrible mid-90s Ray Goff Jacksonville memories.
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a lot of people think that to stretch the field you need to go vertical
but did you know that a football field is like 50 yards across? how much more field do you really need??
Craig James--super genius...
Stephen Garcia’s decision making is why he is starting OVER A TRUE FRESHMAN.
Well then.
Craig James and Jesse Palmer are perfect for each other
Both are Captain’s Obvious.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
imagine Corso in the middle.
train wreck city.
I’d love it.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
No one ever said ESPN pays him to think, now did they?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
TD BRAH!!
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
That was a great run
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
And the false confidence it engenders...
will lead to 3 picks later
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Garcia.. that was actually kinda sorta impressive.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
HERESY
//twitch
//hopes Brantley lives up to the hype
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
FWIW.
Spurrier chose Garcia over Brantley.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
After Brantly decommited from Texas,
he wanted to come to South Carolina, but Spurrier had pledged to Garcia that we would not sign another QB in the class.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice moves, Garcia.
Now, tell me, how many fingers am I holding up?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
maybe Holly isnโt completely nuts
Well, maybe we shouldn’t go that far…
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Sep 2, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Garcia got a little Chase Daniel in him, eh?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
When it became clear that he wouldn't be moving on to the next level
Daniel bestowed the +2 Stubbly Double-Chin of Gritty Scrambling to Garcia
Oh Great
Just what we need. A Chris Berman Applebee’s commercial.
"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra
At least he didn't Delhomme that high school kid
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
He went to my high school
Told the coach to give him the ball on the 7 yard line in the playoffs. Bulled in for a tocuhdown. You dont deny Suh,
about as perfect as Corso/Vitale and Hooters.
Wait, that actually makes sense.
Son of a bitch.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Enjoy the games
Gotta make a mandatory appearance at my kids school’s Open House. Idiot people….
Football is violence and heart. Champions figure out when each of these is required.
Wait, Miami has an actual university?
I thought the ‘U’ in ‘UM’ was just a marketing ploy.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
I was in Miami today
The local radio seemed genuinely excited about Harris for Heisman. We’ll see how that fares after the customary multiple INT games.
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Repeat after me Southern Miss
There is no such thing as a slow-developing screen pass, There is no such thing as a slow-developing screen pass, There is no such thing as a slow-developing screen pass…
Stephen Garcia and Andrew WK
Separated at Birth?
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Hello gents
I can’t drink enough beer to get James’ voice out of my head.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
remember
Marshall partially blocked the first PAT by ohio state.
Tressel’s eye just twitched.
Let’s go Herd
That's what they deserve
Why the hell is OSU attempting FGs against Marshall in the first place?
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Saw that fail coming from a mile away
When you are still looking at the sideline with 10 seconds on the play clock, nothing good can happen.
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It's a beautiful world when even ISU-NIU is in HD
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Good God, what is this camera work on that kick return.
Great job, Big Ten, almost as awesome as the new division alignment.
Mashing. Lots of rapid hippo mashing.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
My favorite thing about week 1
Non BCS teams blocking Big 10 field goal attempts.
by rickmuscles on Sep 2, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I still have 1 more year to make fun of the Big 11
Better get to it!!
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Oh Iowa State
Break a long run only to have it come back on an illegal formation.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
"UCONN is the worst opponent for Michigan to start with."-Craig James
Appalachian State thinks differently.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
I've been drinking...
what did I miss?
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I know USCe wasn't able to capitalize but it looks like Southern Miss is backing off those earlier blitzes into a base package with really soft zones
or as we Red Raider fans affectionately call it, “Why it’s important to have an offense that scores 60 points a game”
....
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there's better out there.
trust me.
but platinum Flair is full of win, I agree.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Wait wait.
Did we know Ric Flair was a longtime friend of Steve Spurrier? Have I just forgotten this over the offseason?
THIS IS TERRIBLY IMPORTANT.
(also, I’ll take Foley over Flair)
Yes
He’s been a fan since Spurrier was hired.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
move over rotel and barbasol...
wolf brand chili is here for big ten hearts.
Did anybody see Flair and Hogan on TNA awhile back?
It was depressing to watch two 50+ year old men attempt to wrestle.
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They’re a part of our childhood, so yeah it’s depressing watching them wrestle now.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Foley was there too.
FWIW
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Only 9 minutes until the real game starts, can't wait
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Has Garcia attempted what would be considered a "difficult" throw yet?
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Ugh
He had a career day against us last year and I’m pretty confident he didn’t complete a pass longer than 6 yards.
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Everyone
including Crompton had a career day against GA’s defense last year
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Heyward owns
going to get my playoff tickets on the 7th
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to get Steven Godfrey to....
confirm Spurrier and Flair’s friendship.
use the
‘inside guy’
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 3, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
He nearly Prothro'd that
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Yep
He had a WR on a deep cross who was open by 10 yards.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Big physical receivers.
And small corners cannot stay with them physically.
Jesse Palmer, September 2, 2010.
by Counter Trap on Sep 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Jesse Palmer says something so dumb that if the OBC had heard it
he’d have gone up to the booth and benched his ass all over again
by mojavereject on Sep 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Last white guy to run for 1000 yards in the NFL...
Craig James.
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of course
he only gets special teams playing time
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
NFL, no he hasn't done that in San Diego
and now that Matthews is there, he prolly won’t
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shouldn't have to root.
it’s inevitable.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Will he do a front flip into the endzone
and rupture his anus?
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Just wait till Adrian Peterson blows out his ACL and Toby Gerhart is playing every down for the Vikings……..
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Just wait till Adrian Peterson blows out his ACL arm falls off for fumbling so much and Toby Gerhart is playing every down for the Viking
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn't just seem like Alstot would have done it?
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came close with 949
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
SportsPickle
Please turn to Versus and check out Eric Crouch’s hair. That is all.
His hair is glorious.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Dammit
Most embarrassing Husker.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Lawrence Phillips says hi.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
thought he retired that gig already.
(rimshot)
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
prolly should have.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
What is this shit?
I thought we all agreed they were done scoring in this game.
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I hope so
I need Southern Miss to cover, but I hope USCe still wins
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Wannstache time
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Minnesota is somehow looking competent
Granted, it’s against MTSU, but MTSU is on a two-game streak over Maryland, so maybe it actually does mean something.
That's a negative, Ghost Rider
They lost to Cal by about 40 points. Needed OT in the second game against a 1-AA but won.
which Maryland was it?
Before 11am Maryland or after 11 am Maryland
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Punting is Winning!!!
Neuheisel.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Sep 2, 2010 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it wasn't Paul Johnson.
“I just don’t trust those little guys…”
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Sigh...
You knew ESPN couldn’t broadcast a Southern Miss game without bringing up the “F” word.
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In fairness, it was relevant to both schools.
And I remember watching Sharpe nearly beat Georgia in ’86 or ’87. Seemed like he caught every pass that night.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they playing
a Division 3 team or something
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Short-ayyy!
Cue the T-Pain….
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
An up-and-coming powerhouse, I say.
Well, or so Saban will say.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
16-0 now.
they’re playing a school, called Shorter.
I can’t make that up.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I used to go to shorter in hs for choral comps....
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
Utah Student Section, one of the best in the nation?
that’s a laugher.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
I think they are friendly
as long as you are not Mormon?
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
Utah is the rival of BYU, which is now my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy. Unless they’re playing the Wannstache.
Then we have a moral dilemma.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Who's the sideline babe for Versus?
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
IDK
But shes hot. I got to work the sidelines for TCU last year for class, and we all checked out her ass the entire time.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
your mom
/had to
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by jokastrength on Sep 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
#5 for Southern Miss is good...
NCAA 11 tells me so.
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Sep 2, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
DeAndre Brown
is tall and plays receiver
But I doubt he can read or write
by UltimaParadox on Sep 2, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Any chance Dion Lewis doesn't get the opening carry?
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
holy cow - PA pass
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Amazing the Utah student section is so wild. They must be jacked up on milk and tea.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
There's caffeine in tea my friend
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
MUSS
Urban Meyer was fan 1 of the Might Utah Student Section.
Stephen McGhee just completed a pass to Martellus Bennett.
Oh wait, that’s NFL.
Those were the days.
Vomit.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Northern Illinois
Has a 6’4" 225 pound kicker. That’s a lot of hot MACtion right there.
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 8:37 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
BLINK.
This ain’t last year’s SCAR opener.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Not hard when they actually run the reverse
The challenge is when they run an end around. Nobody ever gets that one right.
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Usually they call an end around a reverse
And the call a reverse an end around. Every goddamn fan on earth knows the difference yet, guys paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to describe football can’t do it.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Spurrier starting to go Palpatine on em.
POWER. UNLIMITED POWER.
by Gator Cub on Sep 2, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's busy in Houston last time I checked.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
It's a donny-brook!
Where’s Nyjer Morgan? He there?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Even worse
18 year olds doing the hat trick, even though the school never recruited them.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Auburn didn't recruit him?
I knew he was down to PSU and Sakerlina, but I thought Auburn was in it for awhile.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I’m talking about that kid in Nevada that faked being recruited by Cal.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
That's his name
He actually played a Juco school in California, but didn’t have good enough grades to play. I believe he eventually dropped out.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
You can blame Perriloux for that crap.
Still waiting on those two heismans he promised….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Who did Spurrier frame to get this kid?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You don't want to know
But it was things that are illegal in 27 states and Guam.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm already starting to hate Marcus Lattimore...
Why can’t you ESPN fucknuts not beat it into the ground?
overturned
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Or maybe I just didn't get your joke.
I’m sorry, the suck of Southern Miss is screwing up my sense of humor.
roughing the passer.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
WTF
I heard that stupid 3rd down crowing. I thought sakerlina couldn’t do that any more on the PA.
http://hobnailboot.wordpress.com/
We can do it for OOC games> It's an SEC rule
that apparently does not apply in Hatteisburg. I guess they feel sorry for any team forced to play in a high school ACC sized stadium.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I have heard..
two references to Eric Norwood tonight, both have made it sound like he graduated 20 years.
Lewis just got gang-banged....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Look at that shot of the Utah fans
They’re all sitting down, quiet, and, I assume, thinking about Joseph Smith.
Dumdumdumdumdum
Assuming
everyone in Utah is mormon.
Dumdumdumdumdum
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF
run to contact kid..
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He's an All-American level DB
I’m sure the coaches have told him to go out of bounds when possible.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
And Pitt misses the field goal
Going to be a great season for the Wannstaches.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Not pulling a QB
shows confidence…
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
What are they talking about?
Their starting QB still playing while up 17-3 shows the confidence Spurrier has in him?
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Yeah, something like that.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Where does SC's backfield rank in the SEC?
Just curious.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
If this Lattimore kid is the real deal
Middle of the pack at best. No real depth to speak of.
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I thought this SM team was supposed to be game...
but it looks like the game they are playing is tiddlywinks.
OH SNAP!
high five
Lets move this chat to Zoosk!
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
HAHAHAHAHA
Like that would ever happen…
/starts preemptively chugging Turfman’s discount bourbon
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 9:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, no reason to watch that OSU-Marshall game.
Also, if Wannstache wants to play in a phone booth, does that mean he wants to play Tresselball?
Brian Johnson is the QB coach at Utah
He helped beat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl just a couple of years ago.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Sinserri (sp?)
Looks pretty jacked and tan. Does he have some guido in him?
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 8:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Santino (Tino) Sunseri...
son of Sal Sunseri, former All-American linebacker for Pitt, and current LB coach for Alabama. Older brother of Vinnie Sunseri. Presumably 100% guido.
by ud2 on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesse is driving me to drink
Because Garcia continues to complete 3 yard throws he’s playing the best Jesse’s ever seen?
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Stephen Garcia underthrew that simple out-route
with such conviction. He’s so confident in his shittiness!
They Must Masturbate a lot Cotton
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
I will pay Lattimore hundreds of dollars right now
to do something mediapathic so ESPN won’t immediately warm up some kind of Ingram-Lattimore showdown narrative with which to torment my brain
Probably
They’re already doing Richardson better than Ingram which I find kind of insulting to a guy that just carried a team and won a Heisman Trophy.
O/U: OBC calling a trick play with a minute left in this game?
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Shit..
Guess I shouldn’t have bet that Southern Miss would bust the spread.
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
What's the longest SB Nation comment thread?
’ cause it’s over 500 before halftime of the early game. On a Thursday.
Good question..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
This doesn't even come close yet
BHGP and BSD both top 1000 on a regular basis. In fact, I think the Orange Bowl alone had one thread for each quarter at BHGP, all four over 1000.
Ever been to a McCovey Chronicles or Lookout Landing game thread?
Because I’ve seen those sites use multiple threads per game with over 500 comments in each thread.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
EDSBS
for those fans with actual lives.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
you want yikes
check out the Auction threads we had going at LSB when Greenberg/Ryan were facing off against Cuban/Crane.
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wakka wakka
wait till the playoffs….
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
yeah, our threads over at Lone Star Ball hit the 1,000's pretty easily.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Trying to find a "cocks" and "comeback" joke...
… but it’s just not coming. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
Going to be tough for #91 to type.
"Itโs not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
Aubergine, please
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
part eggplant, part Snookie.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
SHUT UP CRAIG
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Anyone else want to hear Craig Jame say..
Magnets how do they work?
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by jokastrength on Sep 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Isn't that an
insane clown posse lyric?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna hear him pull a Fouts in Waterboy with a little pinage....
First game of the season, Jesse, can’t hold anything back!
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
USM has their bases covered.
heh.
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Eventually we'll just have a Favre cam
that just overs a couple of feet over his head wherever he goes.
Rachel Nicoles is glad to hear it
It’s hard to get that kind of job security these days.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, blame the wide receiver for not getting down the field when the O-Line is absolutely imploding
THIS IS HOW TO’S AND OCHO-CINCO’S ARE CREATED, FYI
"Buying into Lane Kiffin's Message"
“I will only take you to my next job if you can give better head than Layla”
by mojavereject on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
my city is sponsored by a motor oil?
did not know that. Thanks ESPN
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
I live in Sacramento
So I’m getting the Nevada-Eastern Washington game on a local station. The Eastern Washington “Blood Red” field is as awful on TV as we imagined it would be.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
ah, you're getting the new red?
pics or it didn’t happen.
heh.
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
screen capture please
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
the game is being played in Reno
adjust your picture accordingly
Dion Lewis
Takes a lot of tough direct hits. I predict dimishing returns as the season progresses.
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 9:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
sounds like the Bears will draft him
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Just getting caught up after a three hour lab.
I keep expecting the scroll bar to reach the bottom, and it never gets any closer.
So it looks like Pitt and Rutgers are currently winning the BCS-Team-Losing-To-A-Non-BCS-Team Stakes?
Ah. I see the difference.
Although, they at least have a lead, unlike Pitt.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
moxie
= craig james’s son?
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
Gotta love U-Verse.
Even on a packed Thursday, they still find a way to give me
West Texas A&M
vs
Grand Valley State
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Did Crouch just say
“two booboo’s in the first half”?
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Crouch is in the studio
If that little bitch hasn’t quit yet.
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
OK the Utah kid who fumbled the punt
is named Shaky Smithson.
by Counter Trap on Sep 2, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Kid's fast.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Do my ears decieve me?
Am I hearing VUVUZELAS in Utah?!
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
You're crazy.
I don’t hear anyth-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
YES!
by BigRedLoper on Sep 2, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vuvuzelas will eventually cause some horrible event
Like zombies, plagues, famines, or genocBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
TD Lewis
not the author.
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His name is actually Shakey?
That might be better than Kale Pick- at least that can refer to an illegal WR pattern.
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by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Uh huh, it's possible teams will have to gameplan to stop Shaw.
It’s also possible that Southern Miss sucks.
Versus has a camera in Pittsburgh
This might become interesting.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Cocktail break.
I see what you did there.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Carolina is beating the hell out of a weakling...
… so naturally Mark May and Lou Holth practically declare them the SEC champions.
Lou: Who cares if one of your QBs gets injured if the other can scramble?
His wisdom knows no bounds.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
At least he's not Crist..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
we've got all these tall-ass fast receivers so you know what we need them to do?
block for our scramblin’ QBs. BCS-bound, baby
OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY DO SPORTS TALKERS SAY NOTHING BUT
STUPID SHIT! AND YOU WERE DIRTY AS SHIT, LOU!
Because there is absolutely no accountability
in sports media. The draft guys are easily the most guilty of this though.
and whom do you suggest
we actually listen to?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
A coach from C-USA? maybe..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Jackie Sherrill
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I'm ashamed to admit...
I didn’t think about checking in here for an open thread.
/30 lashes? Yeah, baby, that’s just how I like it
Remember BBall Coach Al Maguire’s old adage – “The best thing about a freshman is that he becomes a sophomore?”
I’d like to amend that to “The best thing about a freshman is that they don’t realize how mediocre your program usually is.”
A good theme for the first USC game of the evening
Of course, having that freshman’s idol as head coach usually helps.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
That's McGuire to you, buddy
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
No, no... The other Al Maguire...
Thanks for the correction. My Irish wife would kill me.
I'm starting to think
They aren’t an actual school.
Just an elaborate front for a marching band
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They were THIS close to losing their university accreditation a couple years ago..
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Pitt decided it was less time consuming than letting them throw the screen ad infinitum
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Can't wait for the Stache's response
Which, as always, will be three straight off-tackle gives to Lewis into nine man fronts.
I guess the response was
fumble
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ahem....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Saw that one too in GIS, but it was spelled differently
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Tough it out soldier
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
so awesome
as an ND fan, my parents used his voice as a white noise machine
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
no shit
last time I put Minnesota in a parlay, those Lake Wobegone motherfuckers
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 2, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You bet on Minnesota.
That was your first mistake.
Of course, everyone knows not to bet on MSU games. Anything can, and usually will, happen.
I think the theme was that if you want to bang an ESPN analyst's wife
Now is an excellent time to do it
by mojavereject on Sep 2, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
caught that as well....
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Pitt's safeties arent' used to the concept of "coverage" yet
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Who does Utah think they're playing?
Alabama?
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wooo
Utah to the Pac-10 gets more intriguing by the day
they're called jackmormons
seriously
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's...really weird.
What’s my religion’s equivalent, a Goudacatholic?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 2, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Pah. No respect for their betters, I tell ya. No respect!
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sofr coverage on the goalline?
badstache is back.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Isn't Pitt a favorite for the Big East?
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Big east is to football as the homeless world cup is to the real one
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Towson
and UMBC
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
lax and law is what I know it for
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Makes sense
I think there’s a law in Maryland that if you have a classroom, you have to have a lax team
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That's like being the prettiest girl on the flag team
it doesn’t really mean much
I don't even know how Wannstache's name is actually spelled
I don’t think he’s ever referred to his real name on this blog
Wannstache and (Name Redacted) must have went to the same coaching school.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
The Stache is pissed.....
“YOU THERE?!”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
fail.
sorry.
much better. or worse. your pick.
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did anyone catch the surround sound
from the guy talking about the utah qb? makes me want to upgrade my sound system now
yeah
that echo was horrible. But what type of production value were you expecting?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Lattimore runs with a really high pad level
he’s going to need to change that, SEC defenses have actual weight rooms
Utah will win the Pac 12 next year
Colorado will end up 12th after having to forfeit all road games when they can’t bum rides.
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by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I can see it now
Going to the insert Pac 12 team name game? Sign up for our traveling superstars! Every fan/student who transports a Colorado football player to the game gets a free autograph!
Note: mileage will NOT be reimbursed.
"Got a bill that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail. Husked some corn and made those SORRY HUSKERS BAIL!"
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 2, 2010 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
AKEY UPDATE
IDAHO 10 UND 0
INTENSE
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I feel like I'm watching a different game
Lattimore has 11 carries for 49 yards, with a long of 8.
No shit
He would have led the ’92 Dream Team to a bronze
"When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!"
- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
The shots of the gamewatch are awesome
Pitt students seem…morose
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
intracepted....
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
it's not that he's an inaccurate passer
overthrown passes are his way of letting the OBC know that he needs a breather and a natty light
What is it
With Pittsburgh players and those whimsy beards?
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Wow, Utah's quarterback looked like me throwing a can into the trashbin
Which is to say, not well.
It's a funny name.
the starter is hurt
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did that announcer just say "time's a-wastin'"?
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
Sunseri's stats
5 of 9 for 36 yards. You think Lewis is going to be seeing a lot of nine-man fronts this season?
Cox had nice touch.
Just ask Tre Battle.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Les miles graduate school of clock management for Wanny
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Hardest part is figuring out when class starts.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
by cantcatchuf on Sep 2, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Mitzu just dropped an easy 1st down
Plus their QB got beheaded.
This is a good game.
It's a funny name.
I have heard WAAAAAAy too much piped in music tonight
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BANDS!?
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that was very very
Croom-esque.
the title of his upcoming tell-all book:
“Punting From Your Opponents 30, and Other Winning Strategies”
/i really really dont miss the walrus
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 3, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
VS halftime show needs
to speed up the teleprompter. the guy had no idea what the next word would be
As the Versus production value jokes keep rolling in......
I’m glad to say that my work as a student has in fact appeared on that fine channel.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Can this guy read a teleprompter or what?!
“I’m Ron Burgundy?!”
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Craig Hummer is a robot sent back from time to kill us all
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
I'm sorry
But hearing that rooster crowing on 3rd down is the least in-fucking-timidating sound in college football.
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Okay, but imagine if they had 10 or so consecutive 11+ win season, with a couple of national championships sprinkled in. It might be a little intense then.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
VS studio lead
ROBOT!
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I'm a (former) college channel sports guy
and I can tell you that he couldn’t hack it at MUTV.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 2, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
None taken
I’ve gotten used to Versus’ shit production during hockey season.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I was a weekend sports anchor
And now I kick myself since Palmer and James get bucks for being totally morons.
The news part, maybe.
The most intense thing the rest of the sports guys and I do is drink.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And Boom Goes The Halftime Lead In
Editor, Voodoofive.com. The Toughest Blog In America.
by Collin Sherwin on Sep 2, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Eric Crouch wants to know what it's going to take to put you in a pre-owed Buick today
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I thought that was Rhett Bomahr
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Nope
Bomar is currently embarrassing himself as a New York Giant.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong!
That quitting little bitch actually sells playground equipment. I shit you negative
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Georgia State up 27-0 at the end of 3Q
GO OVERHYPED ESPN PR MACHINE SCHOOL COACHED BY A CROOKED JERK
So any predictions on Southern Miss record?
Getting pantsed like this by sakerlina has to be an automatic 4-8, right?
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Let's hope...
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Either way
We still know Florida is going to beat them by at least 40.
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And they go by "Louisiana" now
They dropped the Lafayette for whatever reason.
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Sure havent painted over the signs yet
probably not sure about it. USL is always a little indecisive.
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They're always La-La to me
And I will always hate them for making me wait another year for a baseball title.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
would've been cooler if he called him
Pony-Boy.
Nothin’ gold can stay…..
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"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
South Carolina is pioneering the expectations game
Everyone is ecstatic that they are performing adequately against an overmatched opponent
Makes the eventual fall...
all the more tragic
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- Al McGuire
www.anonymouseagle.com
Don't worry, brah.
It’s just his head.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Aw heeeeeeeell naw.
But it’ll happen, won’t it?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
Dear Steven Garcia:
Please do that “running heads-down directly at a defender” thing next week against Bacarri Rambo.
My best,
Vineyarddawg
Not if he does it against Rambo on 9/11.
He won’t make it to 10/9.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, when you say something like:
“I saw the Georgia game last year…Garcia played really well, and I thought that would be a springboard for him.” And you act like this is a springboard…do you not see the problem?
Unfortunately UGA made Crompton look like Joe Montana last year
Not really a good barometer there, Jesse.
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Holly was right...
No way SC doesn’t win the east. Impossible. Garcia’s the man. Old school Spurrier is back. Ellis Johnson’s D is unstoppable. Book it in Vegas before they figure it out and CASH IN.
by JunctionCrimson on Sep 2, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
it certainly looks like they've got the East Division of Conference USA locked down
that’s about it though
by mojavereject on Sep 2, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
They won the Coastal Division of the ACC last year
So that’s about equal to the East Division of Conference USA.
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You want some real comedy....
Laughenberg and Moose are talking to Manny Pacqiao during the Cowboys preseason game.
gold, I tell ya!!!!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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there's a decleater!
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
Thank you Craig James
Before you said anything, I had no idea Ellis Johnson “knew how to win.” What would I do without you?
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
I feel for all those football players who make it to such a high level of competition
without knowing how to win. That shit is sadder than a lost puppy
by mojavereject on Sep 2, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So,
Everybody switching to da U for the down to the wire MINN-MTSU finish?
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Channel 853
At least it is in Philadelphia.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I just switched over,
and I’m not sure what I just watched regarding recording studios and an apparent and blatant sales pitch for attending MTSU
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Where is that camera mounted, The Moon?
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Well, yeah. Better than Big & Rich and Dave Matthews I guess.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the wife heard that
and that is about the only time she will pay attention to this game tonight
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 2, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
I'm embarrassed for Southern Miss
Looks like their staff decided to give up on winning and try to improve the final score with five minutes left in the 3rd.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
They gave up on winning when they went for that field goal at the end of the 1st half
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Good point
The crazy thing is the head coach gave us bulletin board material. Told the team, “After we win, don’t act like it’s an upset.”
Lots of talk for a guy that didn’t even coach to win til halftime.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Gimme that hot Utah trainer on the sidelines with the Marylin Monroe stud.
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Would much rather have
the chick holding the ladder in the Burger King lightning commercial
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
This Utah QB sure is throwing that falling backwards pass an awful lot
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A movie about owls?
Why not fucking pterodactyls?
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
didn't JP3 have a pterodactyl or two in it?
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
JP3's almost a decade old.. we need modern CGI pterodactyls, dammit!
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
well, they ARE making JP4
so there’s still hope.
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We're running out of animals for this.
10:1 they roll out tapeworms next year.
by Counter Trap on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen the trailer for
"Biggest mistake in DFW history?" - Bigger mistake in LSB history.
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Honey badgers.
We. Need. Honey Badgers.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
AKEY UPDATE 2
44yd TD PASS
17-0
IN
TENSE
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what channel is that on?
Is it even on tv?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
no tv
just watching a stats cast
Idaho offers a radio streaming option.
I’m thinking about it…..
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A radio feed from Idaho sounds
like it would appear in a Fallout video game.
I love it.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, it is on TV.
It’s on the Altitude Channel if you have DirecTV. 681 on my TV.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Im not sure i want to know what else is on that channel
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Yep
Pitt needs to put together a legit drive here or it could be really tough
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- Al McGuire
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
uab RB
has some mad stats right now.
and….UAB also has a pass defense that is porous to say the least
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 2, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Uh oh, the Scandis are getting up a head of steam.
Also, I can’t tell if Minnesota’s QB has a good arm or if it just looks that way with the camera so far away.
Lutherans unite!
All the Swensons and Gustufsons are getting excited
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Rece Davis the only that brings logic to this table?
No fucking way you consider sakerlina based on this game. They’re doing what they’re supposed to be doing to a middle of the road Conference USA team. Jesus Christ, how stupid are Craig James and Jesse?
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not even watching that game, but Craig James is waaay stupid
Let's hang half a hundred on 'em and enjoy the second half.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Sep 2, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
The convo started off about how ridiculous pre-season polls are
And then Craig said that based on sakerlina’s offense and Garcia in this game they should be given top 25 consideration. Rece basically said “No offense, but this is Southern Miss”.
That would be like saying UGA deserves to be ranked top 10 in the country when we beat our cupcake on Saturday like a drum like we’re supposed to.
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he only speaks in derp
Let's hang half a hundred on 'em and enjoy the second half.
by Uncle Earmuffs on Sep 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He’ll be a perfect fit in the US Senate.
Is that charade over yet?
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Utah is lucking Pittsburgh is craping all over themselves
because their red zone offense has been an abortion.
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About as bad as it was last year when Mississippi St. played at MTSU.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
is minn really considered to be that bad?
I thought they just had two really bad years but were a UK quality program, not MooU
Lost to a I-AA team?
Check.
(End of checklist.)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Maryland and Virginia are on that undistinguished list from last year as well
Almost Competitive Conference – where your conference championship game consists of teams that were pounded by two teams that finished 2nd and 5th in the SEC East!
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Good point.
Though I guess I should point out that Miss. St. didn’t actually lose to a I-AA team last year… can’t remember when it was they lost to Maine, but it was still pretty bad.
Either way, the ACC still sucks.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitt's Offensive Gameplan
1st down: Dion Lewis up the middle – 2 yards
2nd down: Diow Lewis toss right – 3 yards
3rd down: Hope and pray you complete the pass on a one man route
Rinse. Repeat.
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Why didn't the BigTen go after Pitt again?
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OT
Has anyone seen “The Human Centipede”?
Just curious.
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My friends have
Doesn’t sound like my cup o’ tea.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
That throw by Shaw
More impressive than anything Garcia did tonight.
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Yes...
It’s called “leading the receiver”, I believe. Nice toss by the kid.
by GamecockTony on Sep 2, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You're clearly not Jesse Palmer...
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Agreed
He put it into a small window, and it had a lot more zip than Garcia’s passes. He’s showing why the coaches considered naming him the starter.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You think Spurrier would consider starting Shaw next week?
Or you think he wants to go with the experienced hand for conference opener?
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I think he will go with Garcia as long as he can
But Shaw has looked good enough to justify PT as soon as Garcia falters.
What have you heard about your adjustment to the new formation on D?
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
He's definitely warranted some PT. Kid's looked good tonight.
As far as our D, there’s really no way to know until they get in a game situation Saturday. By all accounts, 80-90% of the playbook is installed. I still think we’re a little thin at the LB positions for the scheme and it’ll take a couple years of recruiting to catch up. All I know is if Grantham coaches half as well as he talks the scheme, we’ll be decent on D this year. I think there will be more turnovers, but they’ll also get burned on a few big plays.
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Georgia can’t help but have a better TO ratio this year, methinks.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I second that
I want some ribs right now.
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 2, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
MTSU fumbles the kickoff
Under review, but if it remains a fumble it’s Minnesota ball and practically game over.
NFL Update: Former Miss State RB Anthony Dixon went 70 yeards for a touchdown.
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by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice blocked punt in Utah....
Beamer’s pants just went crazy….
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Well the Utah punter sure took his sweet ass time back there
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It's Dion Lewis to the right time!
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"Load Right"
followed by “Load Left”
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Oakland?
WTF?!
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no IG there?
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"Dizzyingly" is not a real word....
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Reaaaallly now. Prove it!
//dictionaries aren’t real
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Very well.. perhaps they do exist.
"In case you're wondering what the offense should look like, that wasn't it." - Urban Meyer
that mariamm-webster is a lying whore....
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*The Internet*
Ruining arguments since… well really about 2004 or 2005, but it’s been around longer than that.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Should just burn it down. I'm up for some good mobbish arson.
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Just started on the whiskey after getting tired of that newfangled vortex bottle
It was a good decision.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all hype
Mostly it makes you choke on the beer and cough it up all over everyone. Or it’s the same as every other bottle; I haven’t decided which.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, THAT was a clusterfuck.
Criminy, Wannstache. It might be time to think about giving Sinseri the hook.
Get the ball at the 5 yard line
go back 15 yards. Sunseri is shitting himself
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James makes any argument invalid.
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James/Palmer.
The VS. guys have the occasional salient point.
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 2, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
think someone was in her ear yelling
“Jesus, Lins, would you cover up your tits?”
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cue two Lewis runs
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OMG
The Vs. announcers got it right. They called it an “end around” and not a “reverse”.
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Twice in one night?!
Truly, we are through the looking glass.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
In all fairness
Rece Davis gets the benefit of the doubt since he’s the one that called it. He’s the only person on that broadcast team that doesn’t speak in DERP.
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Don't ever get in a argument with a Utah fan over "The U"
According to them, they were “The U” before Miami.
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yeah, and they had the 12th man before A&M too, I bet.
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No
Seahawks fans had the 12th man before A&M.
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by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah, forgot about them coffee drinkers....
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"Lewis with nearly 75 yards!"
on 83 carries…
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He's like Javon Ringer at MSU
ESPN – OMG! Look at all the yards he has.
Me – He rushed the ball a bazillion times and averages like 2 yards a carry. He’s nothing special.
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Utah QB's undershirt
did he borrow that from The Situation?
And on cue, the GSU twitter feed from AJC:
it’s in the books. GSU 41, Shorter 7. Look out, Alabama.
HERP Next Appy State DERP
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And to make it more PR-worthy...
… they’ve got more NAIA fodder next week before a wake-up call against Jacksonville State. (A team that actually plays NCAA football.)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Pecker Tech
…is gonna kick that ass.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey VS announcer,
YOU hold up 4 fingers and shove em up yer ass.
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It's pretty much impossible for them to lose to Prairie View
Not only are they a SWAC (1aa) team, but they don’t even have athletic scholarships.
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Well, okay but
Appalachian State >>>>>>>> Prairie View
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As much as I hate when that game gets brought up...
it is really the best argument against playing I-AA opponents. I know Michigan learned their les-
Delaware St.
Massachusetts.
Fuck.
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sunseri looked really solid on that throw
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and FAU wins
blocked a field goal with 5 seconds left
How do we spell Fired Up?
FU!!!
F Who?
FU!!!
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I think he's quoting the movie, chief.
“Fired Up”
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ah.
that’s like mind bottling, right?
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We'll always have...
UL U Pick ’Em
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont think...
even FIU will be bottom 10 worthy by the end of the year
by UWowlFAUhusky on Sep 2, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Wandstache, it's called blocking.
Teach it.
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that's a generous flag....
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Reshad Jones would agree with you
Since he got called for hitting a defenseless receiver against Okie State last year when he put his shoulder in the guy’s chest as receiver had his hand on the ball.
/Not still bitter about that call.
//Really don’t believe that call cost UGA that game.
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Here's a question to the crowd
Over/Under on how many drinks does Rece Davis have to knock back to deal with the rest of his Thursday night broadcast crew. I’m guessing at least 9.
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Then he throws Craig James in a shed.
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by 49er16 on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
only one
but its a handle of everclear….straight.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
with a handle of 151 as his chaser....
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thanks IrishP1
I was wondering what I needed for monday night’s boise-beatdown. 151 will allow me to both celebrate or drink myself to death
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
you want a slow, long running buzz?
I recommend Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka.
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JD requires Ketel One.
I guess you could substitute the tea and vodka with that, but that’s cheatin’ in my book.
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I'm partial to their bourbon
but I’m not sure it would run very long.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't had firefly.
how does it compare to the Jeremiah Weed sweet tea vodka/bourbon mix.
I would by the firefly sweet tea bourbon, but they don’t have it in DFW.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here in DFW
I didn’t know there was a Sweet Tea Bourbon.
But I’m glad I know now….
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yeah,
well I went to Majestic in Arlington and they have a pretty big selection. They didn’t have it.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Leach would be proud.
Punters waste a roster spot.
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Oh, yeah, they'll be remembering last year's Georgia game...
… because all of the Georgia/Carolina games of the previous 20 years weren’t basically exactly the same.
Yeah, they’ll be remembering last year’s game.
That said, they’re still going to whip our ass.
Do you really think so?
I would take a 3-2 win, as long as we come out on top.
If I were a neutral, I think I could see picking Carolina to win (17 returning starters, HFA, first road and SEC start for FR QB, new D scheme), but all the "Oh noooo!’ results against Georgia over the last 10 years have sapped my optimism from any South Carolina-Georgia matchup.
Are you (and TKK, and everyone else) really pessimistic about the outcome, or are you just trying to rein in your own expectations?
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we're all just tempering expectations
We all got way too excited about ‘08 and learned our lesson. Eternally pessimistic means you’re either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
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A little of both.
After the 2008 debacle, my pessimistic football nature has been confirmed. (Though, to be fair, since I was raised in the era of Dooley and Munson, I come about it honestly.)
If you always expect the worst, your only two options are to be proven correct or to be pleasantly surprised.
With that said, though, SCAR has more returning starters, more returning coaches, and 1 very important returning QB. I don’t think it’s overly pessimistic to think that they’ll be clicking and we’ll be still experiencing growing pains.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh...
Look, we all know Carolina’s defense is good. But please stop making them out to be the next coming of the ’85 Bears because they shut down a Southern Miss team that played not to lose by too much. I hate ESPN with the fury of a 1,000 suns sometimes. I really do.
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You have noticed who their head coach is, right?
If so, this shouldn’t be a surprise.
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Hmmm...Pitt doesn't look like a well coached team
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
How much does this stadium hold?
45K?
That ain’t THAT loud….
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Wannstache graduated from the Les Miles school of clock management with honors
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I love the 11/midnight Hawai'i kickoff.
Normally it’s a degen chase-your-losses special. Too bad it’s on Thursday this week. Oh well, make do with what you can.
(runs off to make a bet)
I love how the announcers and sideline reporters dress down for the Hawaii games.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
Personally...
… I’d prefer it if Sally Struthers dressed up a little bit more on the sidelines. And by “dressed up,” I mean " lost 100 pounds."
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So who else would pay $100 to see Boy Wonder lose his first game at USC?
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U of H any good?
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medocre at home
with the benefit of a long flight and, you know, it’s hawai`i, so they opposing players don’t always bring their A game
I'm indifferent
He’s a dick, but he kinda makes me laugh.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch
Shelley Smith is not an attractive man. No more closeups, please.
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How did Sally Struthers score the sideline job in Hawai'i?
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
she ate Erin Andrews.
Ha!
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by IrishP1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Saw her up close at a Badger game
Black jeans, tight…wrong..bulbous
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by Warrior Brad on Sep 2, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but she kinda fits in that environment.
She’s among her own kind.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
2010 season's cherry has been popped
Mark Jones went to the thesaurus with “here are the pertinent, punative NCAA violations.”
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the white paint nerd?
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ah, former WCW star, Tully Blanchard
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er, Kevin Sullivan
sorry bout that.
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How has Hawaii
not managed to get the lines off the field from last season?
Damn Hawaii! You gotta get those loose balls.
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by CoastalCowbell on Sep 3, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like Miami
Why do the Marlins only have 5 season ticket holders? Because they’re in the middle of a freaking paradise with a lot better things to do than watch mediocre sports.
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mediocre doesn't
accurately describe the shittiness of baseball.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's still the WAC, after all.
I mean, if Boise State can’t even sell out their 30,000 seat stadium, do you think 50,000 people are going to go to a game in Hawai’i?
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Touchdown Pittsburgh
The Fighting Staches aren’t out of this game yet.
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Utah defensive fail
Even Wannstache thinks that was some terrible fucking D.
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Utah must have spent some time with Willie Martinez in the offseason
I imagine the conversation goes something like this:
WM – “See that receiver running there? You don’t want to be within 10 yards of him. In fact, you should run in the opposite direction. I was the DC at an SEC school for 5 years. I know some shit.”
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When you're not tempering my irrational Carolina exuberance
you’re a pretty funny Dawg.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm from Augusta
I’ve been tempering irrational Carolina exuberance my whole life. :)
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Wandstache' ain't heard no fat lady yet....
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Goldblum gold.....
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No.
ID4 or Independence Day
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Oh
I don’t know whether I should feel bad or not about recognizing it.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy, how long has that douche' been holding on to THAT line?
“The men of Troy are back!!!!”
really?
against Hawaii?
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Don't call it a comeback!
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It's not a comeback when you started off tied.
but nicely done, tron.
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I was referring to the
“Men of Troy are back!!” bit. :P
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Boy Wonder takes all of five minutes for his first dick move of the 2010 season
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I would've taken the under.
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Of course Kiffin try's a trick play on the first extra point of the season
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Any takers for an onside kick?
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PI?
You can’t call PI on a ball that’s thrown out of bounds? Doesn’t it have to be catchable to be PI?
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not in college, I don't think.
I can’t remember.
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They tend to go with illegal contact, depending on the timing of the contact..
or sometimes not.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I thought it should be
But the refs called it PI. I’d have been fine with that or defensive holding.
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Utah's offense has gone to complete shit.
Fortunately the Wannstache coached team fucks themselves in the ass.
Like football? Then you’ll love soccer on ice! With sticks!
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wasn't Aciatta the utes feature back last year?
I haven’t heard his name much tonight.
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AKEY UPDATE ัะตัััะต
short pass TD, 31-0 ~8 to go in 3rd
Enderle 25/37 342 yds, blowing the roof off the Kibbie dome!
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KIBBIE DOME FTW
GOTTA GO ALL CAPS GOTTA BE INTENSE.
(Who am I kidding, I just like typing “Kibbie Dome.”)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, if the Hawai'i QB could get the ball within 5 yards of his receivers...
… and if his receivers were worth a crap, they could be a really good team.
Timmy Chang wouldn't have cried like no bitch after getting beat down by Georgia
He’s got that on Brennan, for sure.
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I felt sorry for Hawaii in that game
I haven’t seen a team that out-matched in a bowl game, since Maryland against Florida in the Orange Bowl.
"Even the Swedes are fighting."-Randy Hahn
I felt bad
for the fans that traveled all that way.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of liked
that their fans thought they had a chance at halftime even though Spurrier had kept Grossman out all half for shits and giggles.
OU vs USC in the national championship.
THAT was a beatdown.
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Cincinnati in the Sugar Bowl against Florida last year
They seemed a bit overmatched.
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I also should have mentioned
Nebraska vs. Miami in the national championship.
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That was a happy day.
UGA represented to SEC very well.
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That was about the most excited I’ve ever been after a game that wasn’t the SEC Championship Game.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Auburn '02
My most happy moment outside of SEC Champ Games. Granted, I was in the opposite end zone from the TD. Never before have I heard a stadium from being as loud as a jet engine to so quiet that you can hear a pin drop in 0.4 seconds.
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Aw, shit
They broke out the HAKA dance.
Guess what.
U$C does it too.
and so does Trinity HS in Texas.
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like cookie monster in Family Guy?
heh.
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Wow, they are trying to give this to Pitt
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Well that power play has been working so well, so....
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Wow
Anybody else see that catch by Hawaii and the first thing it reminded you of was the Crabtree catch against Texas in ’08?
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Crabtree scored, though.
I was there. And I effing loved it!!!!
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Well, it depends...
… are the male or female?
Are they fat or Erin Andrews body doubles?
It all depends on the situation, man.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, she was a six-year-old Erin Andrews clone...
I guess they develop early.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 2, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
4320 feet
but they use special balls that are kept in a humidor/fridge for years before each game to prevent there being an advantage
Call me greedy.
I want OT for the first night of the season.
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shitty flag.
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Kiffin, what?
too soon?
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That joke is never too soon
In fact it probably accurately describes every second of that’s guys life as a head coach.
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Which is why it's so hilarious
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Illegal shift on Pitt when they scored.
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Pitt receiver thought he was in the CFL
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nice catch.
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Utah does know the game isn't over, right?
Except for that long TD, they haven’t done shit on either side of the ball in at least a quarter and a half.
I smell a pick coming....
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Okay this is why I love college football.
okay… seriousness over for a while
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What is the Wannstache doing here?
Shouldn’t he be kneeling to assure the tie? He doesn’t do this win thing very well.
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How the hell did he get rid of it?
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There we go Pitt.
That’s more like it.
[facepalm]
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bye bye Heisman
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Ruh Roh
Season over for Wannstache. Lewis is hurt. He doesn’t know what to do if he can’t hand it off 40 times a game.
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ICED!!!!!
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ICE BLOCK BRO!
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WTF just happened?
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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OH THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!
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Isn't that
a penalty? Two time outs in a row?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
That's what I thought.
Maybe that’s an NFL rule.
by Tracer Bullet on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
oh SSSSNNNNAAAAAAAAPPP!!!!!!
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
DOUBLE ICE FAIL!!!!!!
I’M CALLING IT!!!!
SINK THIS BUCKET, KID!!!!!
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That was weird.
And wonderful.
Oh how I’ve missed you college football!
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by Gregatron on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Finally we have OT
Okay, my only serious moment of the night. Coaches should not be allowed to call TO’s on field goals. Only players. This whole icing the kicker bullshit is just ridiculous.
/Back to Boy Wonder and dick jokes
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He could get elected Governor of California.
And then when the state defaults on all its debts and can’t pay its workers, he can blame it on Nevada secretly stealing all of California’s jobs.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think Dubya proved that failing upwards to the highest levels of responsibility is possible if you put your mind to it
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When you got 3 timeouts......
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I totally
roll by that TCU fan’s house on my blunt rides.
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah,
but they set that kicker up right in the middle of the field for the tying FG.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitt fail.
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"And not Utah can go for the throat!"
Whereas before they were going for the knees? Stomach? Testicles?
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*"now" not "not"
Learn to type you fucking moron
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but mamma said.....
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No, Colonel Sanders, You're Wrong!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Sep 3, 2010 12:02 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, this could be an unexciting OT
I’d just kick the damn field goal on 1st down. I don’t understand why you do anything else here.
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Utes were -3
difference between a push and a win, baby!
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd get it off the hash at this point.
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'stache fail.....
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wah... wah... waah...nstach'd
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Pitt's defense just said "Fuck it"
Utah’s about to run this one in.
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AKEY ะพะฑะฝะพะฒะปะตะฝะธะต ะฟััั
54yd TD pass from Backup QB, early 4th, 38-0 ะฒะฐะฝะดะฐะปั
SO
ะธะฝัะตะฝัะธะฒะฝัะน
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by PodKATT on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Google Translate makes the posts so much better
by ToStirItRound on Sep 2, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
ะดะพะฑัะพ ะฟะพะถะฐะปะพะฒะฐัั
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I need that on a vandal colored t-shirt
as-is, no translation
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That would be pretty awesome.
At least, until you came across the Russian exchange student from Boise.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 3, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
official EDSBS t-shirt of 2010.
DO YOU HEAR ME ORSON!?
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by PodKATT on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Should we just start a fan post asking people if they would buy it?
Wouldn’t Magnus look great in a “ะตะฑัั ะัะพะฝะบะพั” onesie?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 3, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Done
Took me awhile to find an online t shirt maker that would do russian
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by PodKATT on Sep 3, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
play them mind games, 'stache!!!!!
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by IrishP1 on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wannstache doesn't even understand how to properly ice
I’m surprised he didn’t try to save the TO for the kickoff.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 2, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
"Iced" has been hijacked as a term of modern parlance
… but I’d love to see a photoshopped pic of the Stache on one knee.
Could not have asked for a more entertaining opening night.
Welcome back, footbaw.
by Gator Cub on Sep 2, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
So much for that #15 ranking
When will the pollsters ever learn? Don’t vote for a Big East team in the preseason.
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How did Versus
… find an Asian kid in the Utah crowd?
Or can I blame that on shitty cameras and bad production value?
yes and yes
damn foreign exchange students….
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Only for the fact that Lane Kiffin's skin may fall off
And beneath that skin is a large dick.
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If you like watching a douche and his team roll over a WAC, minnow, sure.
Or, if you’re like me and just like watching some FOOTBAW no matter what, then it’s a must-see.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
[Paraphrased]
People want college football, and in the absence of real competition, they’ll listen to any two teams who steps on to the field. They want football. They’re so thirsty for it they’ll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there’s no water, they’ll drink the sand.
Trying that again, this time with GRAMMAR
People want college football, and in the absence of real competition, theyโll watch any two teams who step on to the field. They want football. Theyโre so thirsty for it theyโll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover thereโs no water, theyโll drink the sand.
did kiffy just go for 2 again?
he does know this is on tv right?
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Sounds like something Leach would've invented first.
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Damn.
Is SC banned from using place kickers, too?
by vineyarddawg on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Totally unlike him to want to piss people off.
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by Gregatron on Sep 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The closest parallel I can come up with to this
MSU-Indiana one year during the JLS era. We gave up an early safety and led 7-2, then went for two twice in a row to make it 23-2. (Indiana then pulled the old “score a TD then let the other team block the PAT and run it back” trick, resulting in by far the weirdest halftime score I’ve ever seen: 25-8.)
That just fucking manly
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Why yes...
… yes it is.
(Waits a moment for the double-entendre to set in.)
by vineyarddawg on Sep 3, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
LOLZ on the Stewie Mandel shenanigans
This is just golden:
Oft-maligned quarterback Stephen Garcia performed splendidly in a 41-13 rout of Southern Miss
He must not have watched the same game we did.
At least he brings some sort of reasonableness to his “Snap Judgments”
Running the ball on Southern Miss is one thing. We’ll see next week whether Spurrier’s guys can find the same holes against an SEC defense (Georgia’s).
Why do we let people like this vote for our national champion again?
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That Hawai'i QB Moneys...
… or Moniz, or whatever his name is… he’s not too bad at making sure he doesn’t get hit. Probably a good idea against SC.
He's like Masoli, 'cept he can't pass worth a shit.
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By "like Masoli"
do you mean Samoan looking?
by Truffle Shuffle on Sep 3, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
So
Hawaii should probably always go for it on 4th down if Boy Wonder’s going to continue to go for two every time, no?
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es posible.
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NOTA BENE to Footbaw Bob:
One does not button the top button of the polo shirt.
Also, sunscreen is a virtue.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He believes sunglasses have the same effect
Don’t mess with Footbaw Bob
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Fist Bump Fail
Did you catch the failed fist bump attempt from Bob’s boothmate? It ended up as a high fist five. I thought it went well with Bob’s glowing face and buttoned up shirt.
by CleverScreenName on Sep 3, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Trivia Question
“What city is the hometown of two of USC’s seven Heisman Winners?”
Should be six now, guys.
Indeed.
It should.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
This game remind anybody of the scene from "There's Something About Mary"
Where Matt Dillon kicks all the retarded kids’ asses at flag football?
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Good lord, gentlemen.
But I am drunk.
HOWEVA, this is justified on the grounds that the Wannstache lost, and I bet porkbellies and Krugerrands on that game.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
AKEY UPDATE FINAL
(Not in russian because it’s late and i’m working on a surprise)
27yd rush TD, 45-0 Vandals
More INTENSE than you will see the rest of the weekend. You know this.
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almost a triple rainbow!!
oh wait, that’s just my contacts sliding around.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
and the cheap "whiskey" kicking in
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Switched from wine...
… to Abuelo 10 rum. Life is good, and if Hawaii evens up here, I may just be convinced of the presence of a higher power.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
My guess?
God is still sulking about Hawaii dropping the rainbow from their name.
WHAT DOE YOU HAVE AGAINST RAINBOWS HAWAII? ARE THEY NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR YOU?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
No wait, this is Sally Struthers. +10
by vineyarddawg on Sep 3, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
OHOHOHOHOHO
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
"This crowd is a definite factor"
Imagine how much of a factor it would be if the stadium were full.
Oh boy
Dr. Lou coming up! I got my spit guard on my TV. What about you fellas?
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SPOILER ALERT!!!
If it’s the same Dr. Lou as from the earlier game, it’s actually not that bad.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I see Hawaii has decided that defense doesn't apply in the last two minutes of the half
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Well, Kiffin apparently learned his lesson.
I really wish he’d keep coaching like he’s playing NCAA, though.
He's just using an inevitable win to practice some 2-point attempt plays.
Not a bad move on his part.
Nothing like being drunk on a Thursday night and watching college football
Especially when I have to be at a Federal Reserve Bank branch at 8:30 tomorrow!
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Reczola.
Touchdown. But I’m not biased.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Le Touchdown?
No?
My drunk-ass friend agrees, for the record.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
Nope
If you roll over another player, it’s a live ball. Knee much physically touch the ground.
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I thought the elbow was down before he crossed the plane
But good for them.
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looks like
they are making that call now
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
NO touchdown Rainbows!
stupid refs and their confusing calls.
by vineyarddawg on Sep 3, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That would be priceless...
I’m glad I’ve got the DVR goin’
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Say what?
Did the announcer just say there are 50K ppl in that stadium? I call shenanigans.
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maybe he meant "50"
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
we can get a man on the friggin' moon,
but we can’t make a damn ref-mic that works?
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
First and goal from the nothing is run-the-damn-ball situation.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Not in Hawai'i.
I went to a game between Hawai’i and Army in Honolulu during the June Jones era, and I kid you not, they lined up 5-wide in the shotgun from the 1.5 yard line.
And they scored, too. Of course, this was against Army, not SC.
Pretty sure Army
tackles better than this USC team so far
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard today that USC hasn't been tackling all camp
Sounds like the Chan Gailey theory of coaching
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
damn
what do they do,play flag football?
Lane must think if he just shows up at USC that they will win
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
It worked at UT
In a moral victory kinda way.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously:
The Mark Richt Method circa 2008.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That does ring a bell, now that you mention it. :)
Did you read this entire thread?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably. I think I passed out pretty early in the USC-Hawaii game, woke up at like 4:30 in my chair, then looked at it.
Did I miss something?
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
This is like the sakerlina/Southern Miss game
When Southern Miss went for the field goal at the end of the 1st half. Neither Southern Miss or Hawaii are playing to win. They’re playing not to get embarrassed.
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yeah but Hawaii
is torching USC’s D right now
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I agree
I find it pathetic. As much crap as Herm Edwards took for his soundbite, he was right. You play to win the game. Neither Southern Miss nor Hawaii are doing that tonight.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE
Plz expln thx.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
Damn why does Hawaii
make this somewhat enjoyable for me to watch… Now I have to stay up to see the probable beat down
Kiffykins
delenda est.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What a dick
Did Boy Wonder just completely discredit Hawaii? Has this guy ever heard of a PR advisor?
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man
guy is just a douche in all phases of the game
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Slightly OT
Anyone having tech issues? I’m not sure if my computer can handle the ~1500 comments right now or if its the website that is SNAFU’ed
what browser you using?
Firefox handles these threads the best
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Using Firefox
Accidentally closed the window, took me five minutes to load all the previous comments. Maybe just a fluke b/c now it’s working fine.
Not enough RAM?
Also, 1500 comments MUST HAPPEN. 35 to go.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
EXTENZE WORKS FOR JIMMY JOHNSON!
So, “going from good to great” is my new euphemism. I’m not sure what for though.
Also, ESPN sez
everyone is corrupt.
Except for the Brian Kelly. And the academics. And the footbaw.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions
FOOTBAW!
Man, those are just some footbaw players on the field trying to make some footbaw plays. Footbaw.
just make sure
you add a title so it can be minimized and does not slow down the thread
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
He kinda has a crazy Charlie Sheen thing going on...
He will probably stab that bitch later.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Context
with a title, so it can be minimized
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
ah
just random… however I dont believe you..
There are no fans at a Blue Jays game, just blue seats
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Every year I think "Lou Holtz can possibly get any dumber"
and each year I am proven wrong.
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Craig James
is still an announcer on ESPN….
Sadly Lou Hotlz is 100 times better, so I guess I put up with it
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I find it funny that the ESPN halftime crew
Does not mention USC going for two, the reversed touchdown pass, or Hawaii making this game close
Eff Kiffykins
Those two point conversion attempts have only solidified his position as greatest dick in the last decade of college football.
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Lane Kiffin being a dick is funny.
WWL being a dick is sad, but also kind of impressive (in a “wow, how’d you herd that many cats?” kinda way), but mainly sad
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure
they showed the same show during the USC/USM game
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Kiffykins has enough coaching in him to make USC any better this half
Which means Hawaii’s still in it.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
cant be worse
than Craig James…
Davie says stupid stuff sometimes…
Craig James is just retarded all the time
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
totally agree
Bob Davie is horrible. Not Larry Coker horrible, but still horrible.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Foobaw Bob: All the times I've played on the islands...
Zero?
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 1:20 AM EDT reply actions
At first I read your name as "Kifftacular"
I was confused
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
even better
would like to see Kiffins face after a few turnovers
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
My DirecTV is a good 5 seconds ahead of yours
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
needed to fast-forward to catch back up… oops
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
lmao
forgot I had rewinded to rewatch Kiffin’s halftime interview
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
there goes that drive
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
nevermind lol
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
TV was wrong
The botched snap was 1st down. 3 yard reception for 2nd. That was 3rd.
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USC just got Rainbowed
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is it me,
or does USC’s safetys suck ballz?
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
Oregon
is going to destroy this team, unless USC gets a new coach all of the sudden
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait to see USC play a real team
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Kick a field goal
Kiffin’s tried it from farther
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Welp
That’s what happens when Hawaii plays teams with real athletes.
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Going for it seems pretty smart right now
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
idea is to line them up
so what formation Hawaii shows, and if favorable run the play….
At least that is typical for that type of formation… then again could be just all for show
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I am still hoping
Hawaii rolls up 400 yards of offense on this awesome USC defense
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
So has Kiffin impressed anybody tonight?
Personally, I think he’s being outcoached, but he clearly has better athletes.
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Before tonight, I thought we didn't really know whether he could coach or not
I think we’ve gotten a much clearer picture tonight.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
and don't forget
that Hawaii had that TD taken away.
(Although i bet 319 doesn’t include that punt return)
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
more
USC over-rated
Hawaii middle of the road WAC team
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
exactly
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Stanford definitely
I have my doubts, post-Gerhart. But the Oregons? No.
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Maybe
Hawaii is always surprisingly tough at home. But I don’t think USC is any better than last year, and given that Hello Kiffin is involved, they’re probably quite a bit worse.
lol this game is funny
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Only 3 teams returned fewer OL starts than Hawaii's 8.
http://graphicsweb.wsj.com/documents/NCAAF/NCAAF2010.html
This is not supposed to be a good offense.
yeah dude
concussion?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
immediately sat up
that’s always good. But he’s definitely not all there
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Not enough evidence to overturn that
You can’t tell if he was or wasn’t across the line.
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yeah he's definitely down
They should give it to him to make up for that last one though
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Weird
Normally Hawaii gets every call at home. Unless that was just because they needed the two wins to be bowl eligible, so the refs called 40 penalties on NW and MSU.
ahh, thats it
they are just saving it for the shitty WAC teams to make sure they get into the Hawai’i bowl.
I don't know, maybe they should review it
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
It's never too early
for Kiffin.
What do we do if somehow Colt McCoy ends up on an NFL team starting against Vince Young?
Twitter.
Do any of you guys know good Twitter feeds for college football games?
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:52 AM EDT reply actions
Dammit
I really should go to bed, but this game is too intriguing. Arggggghhhh, college football season is already taking a toll on my professional life and it’s only day #1.
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haha no kidding
at least I am not in EST, but CST is bad enough..
Got to be up in 5 hours
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m supposed to be at the Atlanta Fed branch tomorrow morning. I’m thinking I’ll proly be rolling in around 9:30 or so.
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luckily for me
i only have a half day, but still got to be there on time…
But then on my way to Tuscaloosa
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
And I'll tell you what
There’s nothing more sobering than having your car searched at a federal building while you’re forced to stand next to a hulking man holding an assault rifle.
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I just ran out of Coke...
I’m going to have to start mixing my whiskey with beer.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions
Old Charter
It’s Kentucky’s “Finest”
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
I got it for free.
A guy that I work with found a box of his deceased dad’s liquor in his attic while cleaning up. His dad died over 20 years ago.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions
from what I understand,
the good part of aging stops as soon as they take it out of the barrel. This has all of the bad aging. It’s actually not very enjoyable to drink, but it’s getting my tore up.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
he did, seriously…. I hope someone drops 60 on USC this year
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
If Stanford can do it, they will
And I will infinitely respect Jim Harbaugh if he does.
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Are you in North TX?
Going to the TCU game on SAT?
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if he will go for 2 against teams with defenses
Of course, that requires scoring touchdowns…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
not sure
if their O will ever see the field… considering their D is so terrible
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
sho nuff
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
*coughcoughHawaiicoughcough*
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
depends
on who they are playing…
but fair enough
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
how are tackle formed
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Those of you watching the game in HD
can see Benny Hill chasing scantily clad ladies just outside of the SD frame
Beating Hawaii:
So easy, even Charles could do it.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 3, 2010 2:11 AM EDT reply actions
Hawaii has 450 yards of offense already
Think of that what you will.
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all fan bases
have their bad fans…. Bama seems to have quite a few bad ones…
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
eh
hard to ignore… sometimes unrealistic expectations, can drive change quickly though
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I miss Brandon Cox
He assumed UGA defenders were Auburn receivers.
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You'll always have 2005
Back when people thought he was good and didn’t realize that Auburn had a ridiculous receiving corps that made him look better than he really was.
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Yes
That was my senior year of college. Not many realized it, but that was the beginning of numerous meltdowns under our former DC.
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Obviously you don't remember...
Ben Leard. I still have nightmares about those times.
by Terry Bowden's Shoe Lifts on Sep 3, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Quincey Carter rec’s this.
not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
He dropped that?????
If I’m the QB, I am beating that guy’s ass after the game.
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Missed the TD
no thanks to the USC defense
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
3rd and long
is when you let the receiver run past you
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
We've called that
3rd and Willie for a couple of year now, but point taken.
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and a defense with DBs
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Saw the Alabama 6A high school state championship in BDS last year
This is reminding me a lot of that game
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
hey that was my school
I was on the Prattville side though b/c I was there with a friend who had gone there for high school… Got really uncomfortable after a couple of those calls…
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
wow
lots of Alabama residents here tonight
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
What's the combined offense in this game?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
Okay folks, thought this was going to stay interesting
Obviously, it’s turned for the lame so I’m going to hit the sack. Good luck to your teams this weekend unless you’re a Louisiana Lafayette fan. In that case, you can go to hell. Laterz folks.
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sounds like a good idea
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
as much as I hate USC with a passion,
I have to admit that what they do for that blind kid is pretty awesome
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions
You could fill up this week's entire ESPN not top 10 with this game
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
If you totally ignored
the Pitt/Utah game that was not televised, but went into overtime. Two arguably top 25 teams going at it and not even on TV. Pathetic.
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
It was on Versus
but Wittingham calling two timeouts was priceless
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
yay applebees!
What, you mean you don’t want to wait forever for a fast-food quality meal and pay twice as much?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I kind of feel like Kiffin is just screwing around now.
I mean, no one can be that much of a dick, right?
You don't know Kiffin very well, do you?
by SpartanDan on Sep 3, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's an easy rec
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
I just feel like, yeah, he’s being a dick, but at this point his heart isn’t really in it anymore. He just doing it because that’s what society expects of him. I mean, at some level, he’s got to know that his behavior is unacceptable, right? I just think he’s playing a part.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I bet
he feels butt hurt, I think he thought he would beat Hawaii by like 100
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
they
did not go for two, figured they were disinterested in winning
by UltimaParadox on Sep 3, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Hawaii's had some major moods swings this game.
It’s like they’ve finally decided they want to win, they just aren’t what to do to make that happen.
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess the under was the correct call.
I thought Hawaii would get the ball back
by ToStirItRound on Sep 3, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
If USC has already returned a kick/punt for a TD,
doesn’t it make sense to squib kick the kick-off?
by five point stance on Sep 3, 2010 2:52 AM EDT reply actions
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