EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 3
by Holly Anderson on Sep 17, 2010 8:34 PM EDT
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PrintEDSBS Zoo Crew whereabouts and watchabouts:
SWINDLE: Knoxvull
WATCHING: Tennessee-Floridy EN VIVO
TVing: Cal-Nevada, Ark-UGA, Clemson-Auburn, Texas-Texas Tech, Iowa-Arizona.
DVRing: Michigan St.-Notre Dame, Nebraska-Washington, Houston-UCLA.
HOLLY: Knoxvull
WATCHING: Cal-Nevada, Tennessee-Floridy, Arkansas-Georgia, Maryland-West Virginia, USC-Minnesota, Baylor-TCU, Texas-Texas Tech, Houston-UCLA
DVRing: Nebraska-Washington, Alabama-Duke, Air Force-Oklahoma, Clemson-Auburn, Missy State-LSU
Johnny Majors: Holed up in a holler with his still, 15 pit bulls, a whole mess a booby traps, black powder, razor wire, punji sticks, and all the firepower you could ever care to tangle with, TBI. Come take this boilin' pot likker factory from his cold, dead hands.
This is your overnight open thread for the horrorshow slate tonight and GameDay tomorrow. Your television listings, coverage maps, and lines are after the jump. Snacks in the fridge. Denard Robinson in the backyard destroying slabs of concrete with his bare feet. Y'know, Friday night.
All times Central
| TIME | GAME | TV | LINE |
| 11:00 | Arkansas at Georgia |
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GA -2.5 |
| 11:00 | Kent St. at Penn St. |
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PSU -21 |
| 11:00 | Maryland at West Virginia |
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WVU -10 |
| 11:00 | Ohio at Ohio St. |
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OSU -29 |
| 11:00 | Iowa St. at Kansas St. |
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KSU -3.5 |
| 2:30 | Florida at Tennessee |
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UF -14 |
| 2:30 | Alabama at Duke |  |
BAMA -24 |
| 2:30 | Arizona St. at Wisconsin1 | |
WIS -12.5 |
| 2:30 | Nebraska at Washington1 |
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NEB -3 |
| 2:30 | Washington St. at SMU |
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SMU -22.5 |
| 2:30 | USC at Minnesota |
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USC -12 |
| 2:30 | Air Force at Oklahoma |
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OU -17 |
| 3:30 | Baylor at TCU |
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TCU -21.5 |
| 6:00 | Clemson at Auburn |
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AUB -7 |
| 6:00 |
Mississippi St. at LSU |
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LSU -7.5 |
| 7:00 | Notre Dame at Michigan St.2 |
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MSU -3.5 |
| 7:00 | Texas at Texas Tech2 |
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TX -3 |
| 7:00 | Boise St. at Wyoming |
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BSU -23.5 |
| 9:30 | Iowa at Arizona |
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PICK |
| 9:30 | UNLV at Idaho |
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ID -6.5 |
| 9:30 | Houston at UCLA |
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UH -4 |
| 10:15 | Wake Forest at Stanford |
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STAN -17.5 |
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Well, snacks in the fridge unless Ralph the Fridge gets to them first.
Early game – FatBoy’s Maryland squad at WEST FUCKIN’ VIRGINIA at home on the telly
Afternoon games on DVR – My wife’s goddaughter is getting married at 3:00. Seriously, who schedules a wedding at 3:00 on a Saturday in September? and here in SEC country to boot.
Late games depend on how much free wedding booze I put away.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
Question
Isn’t it the godparent’s job to teach right from wrong? What happened?
by blanx73 on Sep 17, 2010 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
IDK, brah
I s’pose it’s because the girl went to Winthrop. Alumni of FCS teams just don’t get it.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Understood
I’d say something about 1-AA and not being in the same league, but I’m a Michigan fan, and there would be some gentlemen from Boone, NC, who might like a word.
by blanx73 on Sep 17, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Question
Who’d Florida lose to that year in their bowl game? I forget- could you remind me?
Football herpes is transitive.
by blanx73 on Sep 17, 2010 10:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Only Florida's loosest players were infected
The secondary, that is.
My cousin did that to me three years ago. My brother and I were planning a trip to Auburn for a game right after I got back from Iraq. We’d been planning it for MONTHS (since Spring). We knew my cousin was getting married, and my dad tried to convince my aunt NOT to let them set the wedding for that date… which they did anyway. “That’s fine,” we said, “just have it late morning, early afternoon and we’ll still be able to make it down to Auburn for the game. It’s not THAT far a drive from Carrolton, GA, and it’s an 8pm EST kickoff.” We told them this about 2 months prior to the game.
I’m sure you can guess what happened… the wedding was set for 5pm.
Two years since I’d been to my last football game. I had just gotten back from Iraq 3 weeks earlier. To the chagrin and ire of the majority of our family (minus my dad, who understood)…
We went to the game.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 18, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
+1000 cocktails.
And thank you for your service.
Stop dying, you cowards! -- Zapp Brannigan
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 18, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
In Miami
for the Cubs – Marlins game. Such are the perils of buying baseball tickets in the spring. Dammit.
Anyone not watching MSU-Notre Dame is going to wish they had.
I can’t even remember the last time that game didn’t end crazy.
Truth
Man, I wish I could be in EL for this game…
Sparty on. Gator done.
by SpartanGator on Sep 18, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We have a new winner
for World’s Most Obvious Personal Foul. Clobbering the QB up high two seconds after release … yeah, that’s a flag.
On my couch in Lower Alabama
Icing my ankle, which I sprained DaCoachO style by, ya know, walking.
Watching Ole Miss attempt to flush the Commodes in the early game.
Flippin channels in the afternoon.
Watching Auburn vs. Diet Auburn in the evening.
Austin, TX
Viewing plans:
- Nooners: Probably sticking with ESPN Goal Line. ISU-KSU might be interesting for slapstick, Maryland-WFV could be decent, Arkansas-Georgia will probably be the best played of the bunch.
- Late afternoon: Praying for schadenfreude in USC-Minn, but I’ll probably stick with Florida-Tenn or AzSt-Wisc unless both turn ugly.
- Evening: Downtown for MSU-Notre Dame and UT-Tech.
- Late night: Iowa-Arizona.
SMU giving 22 to Wazzu?
I had a sneaky feeling when I woke up today it was 1982. That’s why I’ll be skipping all but the UF-UT game and instead will be watching Phoebe Cates exit a pool on an endless loop.
Waking up at dawn, drinking anything that has fermented or has an alcohol content, then going to the massacre at TCF Bank Stadium. After the bloodbath I’ll either jump off the Washington Ave. Bridge or continue drinking until my wife comes and gets me from whichever bar I drag my weeping ass to.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 17, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Blocked punt by Southern Miss, and it’s about to be 21-3 (assuming no shenanigans on the PAT). It looks like the fluke result for Kansas was the win over GT, not the loss to ND State.
More importantly,
GT has one helluva case of transitive football herpes
by Displaced Gator on Sep 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
This kind of implies there is anyone to give it to. The ACC is already a hotbed of disease and misery.
Yeah, the Massey Ratings are a big mess right now
Unless he’s correct that GT and VT are #141 and #148.
Oh yeah…. right
(sad hokie face)
Not-Iowa appears way too athletic for Kansas
Are you watching this, GaTech?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Sep 17, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tonight: KU v. Southern Miss and hot miso soup.
I’m coming down with something…no fever but my sinuses are draining down my now-very-sore-throat and I feel like shite.
Tomorrow, I will watch the “We’re Not Snobs, We’re Just Better Than You” Bowl (Ole Miss v. Vandy) (also known as the “Our Ambiguously Gay Cable News Anchor Can Beat Your Ambiguously Gay Cable News Anchor” Bowl), followed by Bama/Duke (which when said quickly sounds like Marmaduke’s country cousin) and State/LSU, where I will be cheering for “F5 Tornado.”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 17, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
Perchance "F5 Tornado" has an eligible brother who can drop by Wallace Wade Stadium?
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Sep 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So long as he hasn't sold a jersey or anything.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
The Calgary Stampeders currently lead the Saskatchewan Rough Riders 10-1 in the 2nd Quarter.
Wrap your heads around that one. (Game is on NFL Network)
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Sep 17, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
Silly Canadian rules
Any kick (other than a made FG, or a kickoff that goes out the side or back of the endzone untouched) into the endzone that isn’t returned out is worth a point.
Thanks.
I’m flipping between that and the Southern Miss game and missed how they scored a single point.
Apparently, there are only three downs as well (Announcer: “And the Rough Riders go two and oot.”)
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Sep 17, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
A score of 1 is technically possible in college football, but practically impossible.
A safety on a PAT is worth 1 point. I’ve seen the “offense” score a safety once (Texas against Tech, I think – Tech blocked the PAT, tried to run it back, and ran back into the end zone and got tackled there, for the same result as if the PAT had been made), but I can’t even begin to imagine the sort of clusterfuck that would be needed for the offense to give up a safety from the opposite 3 yard line. Something like that crazy PSU-Alabama “loss of 90” play except that for whatever reason, they tried to run it all the way back down instead of just falling on it and wandered back into the end zone, maybe.
If it's a safety on a PAT
which necessarily comes “after a touchdown”…..then a score of 1 is not possible.
It is if the defense scores the safety.
Which is damn near impossible, but at least theoretically it can be done. If you score a TD, then somehow lose 98 yards on the PAT and get tackled in your own end zone, the score would be 6-1.
tomorrow
Attending U-M v U-Mass with my father in law and his wife in person. They are lovely people, even though his wife knows nothing of any sports. But having to be civil and a host, and not curse our secondary means I will require vast quantities of your brownest liquor post-game. So, afternoon watching is random, at best.
by blanx73 on Sep 17, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
In Lubbock
For, if you’ll believe the Texas Tech fans, VJ-Day.
Also, the booth crew in this Cal-Nevada tilt has WAY too bright lighting. I’m getting inspired.
Will be on the Plains for Auburn and Not-Auburn.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Sep 17, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
You'll like it better next year
Not-Auburn has a lake.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 17, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And a rock.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Sep 17, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Who to cheer for . . .
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
In Athens for Hogs/Dawgs
with UM-UMass sending game alerts. Then trying to pace myself all the way until Wake/Stanford…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Sep 17, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Colin Kaepernick's arm Tats
look very elaborate. I think they’ depict the Code of Hammurabi (with illustrations)
Start with an early tee time to be home by noon
Big Ten Network for Ohio U vs. tOSU
other games to watch will be UGA – ARK, UF – UT, ND – MSU, Auburn – Clemson, Iowa – UA and every other game available from Gameplan, FSN, Versus, MTN, ABC, CBS or any other network.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 17, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Getting a new puppy on Saturday
With USF on a bye, I’ll just watch whatever is on TV in between keeping the dog from peeing on the carpet and trying to mark his new territory. Most likely to watch list includes:
- Georgia/Arkansas
- Maryland/West Virginia
- Florida/Tennessee
- BYU/Florida State
- Baylor/TCU
- Auburn/Clemson
- Notre Dame/MIchigan State
- Texas/Texas Tech
- Iowa/Arizona
- Kevin Sumlin’s Free-Wheeling Cavalcade-O-Points/UCLA
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by Jamie DeVriend on Sep 17, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
jesus
The last few minutes they have looked like a team that might actually challenge boise st.
Still confined in the nation's capital.
And by confined, I mean the Beltway is a force field.
Using the “previous” thingamajiggy for Florida/Karmaisabitchain’tit U and Bama/Duke. Later, I will chortle as Texas Tech fully experiences Tubbbbbball.
The next sound you hear will be 85,000 inhabitants of Tiger Stadium pointing at the 1:30 left on the scoreboard simultaneously. (It kinda sounds like a shitload of bourbon-soaked ducks taking flight.) Les Miles will not hear it because he is wearing a headset.
Between the Hedges at noon
Whatever is left of Gators – Vols after the game, Clemmers @ Auburn & Bizzaro Bulldogs @ LSU; then whatever is interesting until I pass out.
I am not drunk, just overserved
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 17, 2010 10:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Up early for a run, then manbreakfast of some sort.
Eggs, potatoes, onions, bacon – you know the drill.
Fixin’ on the house whilst listening to Cyclowns-Mildcats at 11:00, then heading over to a fellow NU expatriate’s place for Huskers-Huskies at 2:30. Iowa-Arizona while finishing teh sermon after dark. Prolly a barley pop or three in there somewhere as well, but definitely after I’m done playing with power tools.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I'll be
Conferring with Jack Daniels during the Arky – Gawja and Florida- UT games til the primetime fight with Aubie.
Turner Gill...
Just turned into a humongous coward…
Down 15, 1:45 left and you punt?
I expect France to offer him their soccer head coaching job soon.
You know what?
I’m convinced that he legitimately doesn’t care about wins and losses. He’s into all this touchy-feely new age crap.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 18, 2010 1:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Getting up early to get the workout in...
then lunch and Dale’s Pale Ale while I’m trying to figure out how Arkansas is a 2.5 point underdog when UGA’s best two players are the kicker and punter.
Then the offensive ineptitude of the Gators and Vols will probably force me to switch to bourbon. All in time to (hopefully) get a good stream of Georgia Southern vs. Coastal Carolina.
All washed down with Auburn/Clemson.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 17, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Sounds like a similar plan to mine. Only mine involves waking up at 1am in southeastern Europe to try to find decent streams of BOTH games. More likely I’ll be streaming AU/Clemson and then following the game thread of GSU/CCU on GSUfans.com.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 18, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Clearly, none of you have the kids this weekend
Deleting everything out of the DVR that’s not Spongebob and filling it up with every game possible. Then start watching at 8:30 p.m. until about 3:00 a.m., fast forwarding through halftimes and the shitty parts (I’m looking at you, OM and Vandy).
by chizwhiz on Sep 17, 2010 11:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
They just showed the Awful-Awful on Cal v Nev
It’s awful big and awful good? I had it 2 years ago and I think it still sits in my colon.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 18, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
I did the cheeseburger cheeseburger at Auburn
and I’m still convinced it took 3 years off my life.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 18, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
At HQ Control here in the Metroplex.
The main events:
Miss. St. @ LSU
Florida @ Vols – Cue the SEC on CBS Theme Music! Uncles Verne and Gary, and Kissin’ Cousin Tracy are back! NOW, it feels like College Football Season.
The undercard is below.
Morning Session:
Arky @ UGA
Afternoon Session:
Nebraska @ Dawgs
Night Session:
Clemson @ Auburn
Tex-ass @ TT
On The Menu: Grilled Pork Chops, Vodka Shots (Russian Standard Platinum, natch) , and a Subsidiary Varietal TBA.
So, Cal went for it on 4th and 11
Down 14, in chip shot FG range, about 10 minutes left. I can’t decide whether that’s a good idea or not; a FG and you still need two scores (quite likely more since your defense hasn’t been getting all that many stops). On the other hand, fail (as you are likely to do) and only a FG is needed for Nevada to make it a three-score game. I don’t think it’s quite early enough to warrant the desperation move.
(It was 4th and 6 before a delay of game penalty. On that, it’s a more difficult decision since it’s more makeable.)
Planning for the Oregon-Cal game
Does California Memorial Stadium have the ability to display the score in scientific notation? I am pretty sure Oregon is going to score 10^534 points on this defense.
"Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."
-Vigo the Carpathian
by ConfusingJazz on Sep 18, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know the hippies were mad about losing some trees
maybe they were planning ahead with a big scoreboard expansion. Probably just making more room for students with bad rugby shirts though…
by AutzenGetsBlounted on Sep 18, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
i Just had a Vision from 1 year in the future
Mike Leach, Berkeley. Berkely, Mike Leach.
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 18, 2010 1:09 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
There's absolutely no way Cal would hire Leach
This isn’t even considering that there’s no way Tedford is fired
No,no,no we want him on OUR wall
We need him on our wall!!! There’s plenty of room at Spaulding Field for multiple sheds.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 18, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
To borrow from Rex Ryan's lexicon:
Did Nevada Football’s nuts just drop?
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Sep 18, 2010 1:27 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Tomorrow should be fun.
Prolly flip between Ark-UGA and ISU-KSU
Then the Huskers-Huskies of course.
Then Tejas-TTU rounded out by Iowa-Arizona.
Go Big Red!!
Hadoken!!
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Go Hogs
Well, Cal folded up their tent a bit early this year
I thought they’d make it into Pac-10 play at least
Oh yeah - still in Iraq
Which means no beer. I hate you all.
by AZ_Duck on Sep 18, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Definitely rec’d. I’m not in near as bad a place as you, brother (Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo), but General Order #1 still applies.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 18, 2010 3:11 AM EDT reply actions
Ya'll have GO 1 in Kosovo?!?!
That’s crap. But aren’t there like NATO allies there, you know, the kind that have red-wine-in-their-MREs-allies (thank God for the Belgians)
Yep, GO#1 still applies. Even though I went to eat with the Greeks (good LORD, those people know how to eat!!!) at their camp the other night and stared at the Heineken in their cooler the entire time. We’re still not allowed to drink. It’s easier for the people up at Film City in Pristina to get away with it. But here at Camp Bondsteel it’s much harder to try to do something like that.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Sep 20, 2010 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions
bring the ILLinoise
AKA the overhyped 3.5 star recruit with a malfunctioning howitzer on a 35.67 second fuse, receivers with oversized lycra oven mitts (even space age adhesion technology can’t catch us a goddamn perfectly lofted, gift wrapped, sugar glazed turkey of a ham for FREAKING PICK SIX) [See Zook, Ron in Encycoplaedia; Frustration, OF] {Consult Mosby, Ted, if you suck at vague, contemporary FB refernces.} GO CATS. Even if the OREGON MOTHERFUCKING OFFENSIVE DEATH STAR MACHINE AUTOMATON remains my team of blood allegiance. Seriously. Dan Persa. I will give you a FERRARI KIT CAR OF THE FINEST ENGLISH CHEAP LABOR ASSEMBLY if you manage a better record than 7-5. Automaton. For realz. Goddamit. At least my ducks should uphold the “POINT PER EVERY MINUTE YOUR THIRD STRING TIGHT END WITH A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF D-1AA COVER TWO DEFENSES SCORES” principle of :sweet, sweet merciful death" before Central Michigan carves the unyielding, machine of death, writing “Just Score” on your living flesh. Unfortunately, the machine worked TOO well, and you die the painful individual stabbing of a thousand jabbing, rusting hypodermic Colin Kapernicks in your back whilst the Stanford band plays an incessant refrain of TOTOTTILSJUMB, whatever the sweet merciful JESUS that means. ORSON, I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU SHALL REAP OUR MOURNFUL YET RETRBUTIVE HYMN BEFORE THE SWEET, MERCIFUL SUN SETS IN THE WEST, BECAUSE SWEET JESUS SO I HATE LANE KIFFIN. THE DRANKS YOU DRANK IN THE STANFORD BAND SHALLST BE THE RANKEST OF ALL TIME, YOU GODDAMN WEAKLINGS. WE SHALLST NOT CONTINUETH WITH THIS THINE AFFAIR OF DRINKING AND TIGER WOODS-iAN LEVEL OF FORNICATION WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF THE MOST HONORABLE AND LOYALEST BAND IN THE WHOLE DAMN LAND, SIR SWINDLE. DEUTCHSCLAND UBER ALLES. EVEN THOUGH DEUTSCHLAND doth competeth in no such context of musical inebriation. Sort of. Not really. I swear.
by emc503 on Sep 18, 2010 5:31 AM EDT reply actions 10 recs
I'll have what he's having
Purple Drank’ll do that to a man
by Displaced Gator on Sep 18, 2010 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Cocaine Tiger
is having a hell of a morning.
by Cleveland Frowns on Sep 18, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow, this cold medicine is REALLY good.
Homeopathic my ass.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Nyquil Nyquil Nyquil, we love you, you giant fucking Q!
/Leary’d
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
My heart will be in Baton Rouge
but my ass will be on a couch in Starksterdam. With a new drink: Sky Juice. Equal parts rum and coconut water, with a splash of lime (lime not required). Introduced to me by a colleague who picked it up in the Bahamas.
by The Pylon That Relfed on Sep 18, 2010 8:20 AM EDT reply actions
I was going to say, I can think of better alternatives...
*Starkadishu
*Starkhdad
*Starkghanistan
*Starktroit
*Starkphis
I can keep going…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
princeton, NJ (the in-laws)
At the in-laws with my wife, 5 month old boy abd 10 pound dog. They want to go to the park or some kinda shit today. I told them my ass will be on the coach and I’ll like have to sneak copious amounts of brown liquor while they’re in the other room. Games: Penn State squeeking one out over Kent State (that won’t sound too confusing after a cocktail), ohio/tOSU, ND-MSU, Florida/UT, zona/Iowa & usc/minn (that could get ugly).
Wish me luck.
Enjoy Saturday everyone (except you golden flash fans, if there are any).
by PSUrob1 on Sep 18, 2010 9:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Gameday's (by the Home Depot) Biggest Toolbag
Is clearly Desmond Howard dissing my Gators.
Although, Erin is easy on the bloodshot eyes this morning (or any morning for that matter)
Was Holly Rowe
Staging behind a Notre Dame at Michigan graphic for that entire segment? The Workdwide Leader already in midseason form…
by Prince_Lightfoot on Sep 18, 2010 9:44 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
some music to get you awake.....
slapchop remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
dave chappelle remix(real black sheep):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfiIU5cCXLo
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Aaaaaaannnnnddddd......
For the billiontieth consecutive week…something toxically stupid in the first segment of Gameday: Desmond Howard just put UF in the upset watch category (admittedly, some WWL doofus producer put them there, but stilll):
Yes, UF has not that great so far, but DID ANYONE IN BRISTOL WATCH OREGON/TENNESSEE LAST WEEK ON YOUR NETWORK? This is the worst Tennessee team of my lifetime.
Showing a review of past ND-Sparty matchups without the most painful audio meltdown of all time?
Shenanigans!
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
This needs to be brought forward for any discussion of NotAuburn
Cocaine Tiger FTW.
by AZ_Duck on Sep 18, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Uhh... yeah
don’t expect me to perform very well today.
I’ll be completely blasted by kickoff of the only game that really matters this season. and that’s 90 minutes away.
ZOMG Corso and Dr. Lou are running a race
to see who becomes completely incoherent first. That awkward silence after he confused the Huskies for the Hokies and then said something resembling “BLYTAORG” was, well, AWWWKWAARD.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
corso stroke meter
Is at an 8 this morning.
by PSUrob1 on Sep 18, 2010 10:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
at least we can be confident
that corso has a decent idea of where he is. dr. lou seems like he’s coming in and out of consciousness.
by AutzenGetsBlounted on Sep 18, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm taking Arkansas -2 over Georgia
Orson called it free money. He never says shit like that. http://www.clevelandfrowns.com/2010/09/saturday-morning-ncaa-bonus-pick.html
by Cleveland Frowns on Sep 18, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions
I took Georgia...at home...to save Richts job....and plus Arky doesnt have a run
defense that I have seen the last 3 yrs….
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a crime he's on the air.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
And yet . . .
It’s still better than listening to that dick Herbstreit.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Peering Through the Fog at the Pacific
And firing up the West Coast breakfast tailgate before Dawgs-Hawgs. The general sense of foreboding surrounding Georgia before this game reminds me of the buildup to last year’s Tech game, which we won. It also reminds me, unfortunately, of the buildup to nearly ever game with Florida since 1990. Any chance Ryan Mallett got a bad chili dog at the Varsity last night and can’t play? Can we at least get a last-minute suspension of one of Arky’s fifteen unstoppable receivers?
BBQ and Bourbon
My local haunt…
Where: Home Team BBQ (West Ashley, Charleston, SC)
What: The bbq…the bbq…Alcohol consumption based on game performance.
Watching: Any and all SEC fare. Specifically: UF/UT, UGA/ARK, UA/Duke, annnnd Clemson/AUBURN!
Okay, I'll join the chorus.
Seriously, dude: TIE YOUR FUCKING SHOES.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
WHERE WAS IT
I AM GETTING REQUESTS FOR IT FROM EVERYWHERE BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT WAS
I was putting in a CD when it happened apparently bc I didn’t see it live.
When they're down on the little Astroturf football set
It’s behind them on the right half of the screen. It’s a big Blackberry.
Wes Byrum
I would amputate his kicking leg and both of the arms he used to do the Chomp. Without anesthesia.
Call Kenny Loggins, 'cause you're in the danger zone
Throw in...
…castration via spork so he can’t procreate, thus saving future generations of Gators from future agony.
by rowdyreptile on Sep 18, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Your weekly "Is it worth it switching over to Saved By The Bell" update
It’s the one where they go to the beach and Screech gets buried in the sand. And Zach is in detention but still allowed to use his enormous cell phone.
She looks confused
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
they are the reason why you go to the oregon v. portland state game
that and so you don’t have to listen to Joe Giansante
by AutzenGetsBlounted on Sep 18, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last time I saw a mouth like that . . .
It had a hook in it.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Food
Boiled red potatoes, cooled then sliced. Fried in olive oil with sweet onions, lemon thyme, coarse pepper and kosher salt seasoning.
Bacon and fried eggs, sliced tomatoes.
Yuh-uhmmmmmy
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
OR
Dinner for King- Two Pizza Hot Pockets and a Pepsi.
by Draw On 3rd And Sixteen on Sep 18, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
He is such an old school "foobaw" guy
that he would stop just short of advocating spearing when going on a rant against a soft defense
watching GT and UGA, then whatever is in my area after that
aaaaaaand Arkansas has a passing TD already
perfect call
against a defense long on aggressiveness and short on intelligence.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 18, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Comcast sucks ass....
get yourself on a satellite
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
uh
all the screencaps are courtesy comcast
if i had a satellite service, no screencaps, no HD youtubes.
Can you do screencaps
via ESPN3?
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Because Comcast blows donkey dicks.
Apparently, so does Metrocast, accoring to my Facebook news feed today. Thank God for DirecTV!
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Comcast here in Mount Pleasant SC is also having problems
The ESPNU HD channel is blank, but fortunately the regular ESPNU is still working.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 18, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooh, UMass up 3-0 on Michigan
That won’t last, but I’m still going to enjoy the hell out of it as long as it does.
denard picked.
and they act completely stunned. he’s not that great of a passer over the top. most of his passing yards against opponents thus far have been in the flats and bubble screens, etc.
what me worry?
that arkansas punter almost shat his pants when that snap was bad, and instead of a little rugby kick on the run, he runs for the first down, hahaha.
How so typically Dawg
ridiculous physical talent all over the place but no basic fundamentals.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 18, 2010 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
Wf'nVU vs UMD
WVU has two possesions and two touchdowns.
UMD has -1 total yards and no points.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
Guys, you're not gonna believe this!
You have to come see!
-what, a UFO?
-is it snowing?
-a streaker?
No, no…it’s Ole Miss! They have…defense!
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
Well, good for you.
WVU is driving. I’ll come check shortly.
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 18, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember ...hit the drunkdialing voicemail...251-207-1846....
only need 5 more epic fan meltdowns, and we put it all to music for all to enjoy…
works best right after the game and your fate has been set…must be emotional…
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions
Mission for bubbaprog
The alleged “block in the back” on the TD return by the Pigs. I think its BS, but ESPN would rather show Dr. Lou than footbawl.
Looked to me like he hit the guy on the shoulder
I’m willing to be wrong… since ESPN showed one, full-speed replay
Nice coverage by GT's defense
Erik Highsmith with no one around him- I’m sure Groh will find someone else to blame. TJ Yates actually his receiver in the hands.
Mallet
For all his strength, he doesn’t really seem super accurate. He’s missed a couple easy throws so far.
With that said,
I’m OK w/ not playing him this year.
by rowdyreptile on Sep 18, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
[Name Redacted] is getting it done early
and doing it often. It’ll be funny when he picks up his random win against a superior opponent in big 10 play.
Probably
although I’m not privy to his contract situation: how many years does he have left?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 18, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He's signed through January 2014...
So this season and 3 more
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Thanks.
I’ve also heard that he is going to get a bit more rope because the series with Mizzou ran out this year, and with a cupcake replacing an Actual Team he will have a better chance to reach the promised land of the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 18, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's a bit of a situation...
They gave [NAME REDACTED] a long extension after that one fluke Rose Bowl season. Now, they’re stuck with him.
Then, they made him can all his assistants, and gave the new guys and their staffs more autonomy and 2 year deals.
Finally, the AD is about to retire, which leads to all sorts of strangeness.
So, [NAME REDACTED] is in the eye of a clusterfuck hurricane, as if anyone is really surprised.
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Maybe. But the University and state are broke, so it’s sort of like the Maryland and Colorado situations: the buyout would be expensive.
this gets a rec
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"I’ve been beer-cussed!" Steelfever
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
by WVPiratesfan on Sep 18, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Good luck today.
I know there’s a lot of animosity between our fanbases but my granddaddy was a Hogs fan so I still like them to do well…just not against Ole Miss of course. Or Bama.
But against everyone else, yeah Go Hogs! (unless you have Southern Miss scheduled anytime soon…)
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss
I grew up an hour and 15 minutes from oxford in arkansas, went to an MPSA school, and by God I will never cheer root for or participate in the rooting for Mississippi, I will no call you by your fancy name. Also I bring cans to the Grove.
Go Hogs
Yes you are.
’Tis cool, takes all kinds.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
When's Dr. Lou gonna do one of those ads?
Calm down, just kidding.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions
Michigan losing to FCS team
again…
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
its like its 2007 all over again...ranked teams, beware of the Thurday night games....
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio University has only 2 yards after one quarter...
Buckeyes up 20-0. Also, UMASS leads Mich 10-7 early
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
....then he honked his nose, snapped his suspenders, and the offense left in his clown car....
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
his face is painted in the shape of a smile....
because Bobo is soooo sad inside…..because of his offense
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So is he a member of the "Silly" Party?
Or the “Very Silly” party?
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The "Slightly Silly" Party
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 18, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
WVU QB Geno Smith
early 2nd QTR 10/10; 173 Yds; 3 TD
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
Ahhh, Maryland...
good for what ails any offense, except Navy, apparently
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
and I really didn't understand how Navy get shooting themselves in the foot
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 18, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the Navy - they use boats, not real guns...
#GoArmy #BeatNavy
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
My weapon was an A-6E Intruder
I’d pat the bombardier on the helmet and tell him, “Go get’em sir. Don’t bring anybody home with you. If you break my airplane, I’m gonna be pissed.”
#GO NAVY #BEAT ARMY
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 18, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a shootout in Chapel Hill
17-14 UNC. TJ Yates was replaced in the offseason by an alien that can actually throw.
Credit their OL too . . .
Last year he typically only had about -5 seconds to throw.
Of course GT playing a bunch of ballerinas on the DL doesn’t help.
It looks like UGA has solved their tackling problems
just pull them down by the facemask.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 18, 2010 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
That was like the 3rd facemask call I've seen since I started watching
and I only got back from Hy-Vee Liquorland at the start of the 2nd.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 18, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is the dumbass advocating for facemasking
Does he not realize that:
pulling a man down by his facemask =/= incidental contact via stiffarm
If they eliminated announcers who said inane things
they wouldn’t have anyone left
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
They're at midfiled again
Please, please, please let this happen.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Though we all know she is about 50x more likely to be an Oregon Duck than a ND alum
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ole Miss/Vandy
You know it’s bad when the announcers are openly laughing at both teams’ offensive ineptitude.
Are we headed for a 3-2 SEC classic?
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
Michigan almost lost the ball because it was apparently coated in lard
The punter muffed it.
Then the returner.
Same for at least two gunners.
It's a funny name.
and then the announcer explained that the ball is oblong
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
silly announcer
3rd and 7 for GT is NOT and “obvious passing situation”
..except when losing in the 4th quarter :(
And now UMASS is in the red zone
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Can we start collecting sad animals for mgoblog?
brian cook will probably be a little distraught after the game. we should help our big ten brethren out in their time of need.
17-7 UMASS over Michigan now
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
i love the GA running back
pointing toward arky like the penalty is on them when it is delay of game. yeah, that’ll fool ’em.
ACC Net is an embarrassment
picture quality is terrible. though at least I have a picture, which is more than I can say for Big 10 Network.
which, of course, is a good thing given what I’d be seeing.
Mallett may not be accurate, but he has a cannon.
And as I’m typing up praise, he throws a pass that should have been picked off.
Mallett's a game show
I visualize a spinning wheel with passing play results of varying success, the majority being unsavory, each time Mallett drops back. No wait, maybe it’s a jump to overthrows mat?!?
by PlayitForward on Sep 18, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
You may pick the route that leads you to the princess, or the route that leads you to getting vaporized. You just never know.
Michigan takes a WR screen 66 yards to get within 3 of UMASS
17-14, Minutemen, with 1:01 left in the half
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
ah, the 11-minute offense
strikes like dysentery.
by AZ_Duck on Sep 18, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Slow, leaky, and unstoppable death....
Well played, sir
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Exactly.
Didn’t we hire Groh so that that Paul Johnson wouldn’t have to pull this crap anymore?
by ToStirItRound on Sep 18, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Richt is in trouble....
when you hear ESPN heads referencing Ray Goff.
by Statesboro Blues on Sep 18, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
Michigan giving Umass a game!
Robinson’s Heisman is slipping away. Oh well, there’s always Colin Kaepernick to slobber over.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
They've taken the lead now...
21-17, with 16 seconds left in the half. Denard Robinson has ~200 yards passing in the first half…
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
That's because . . .
. . .he’s awesome. I know y’all need that team to be good enough for it to count as a meaningful victory again, I mean I get it.
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
Oh, he's slightly above mediocre, IMO...
I just want them to beat all the non-conference teams and the conference bottom-dwellers…can’t deal with the App State noise again
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
There are some pretty good UT Farks on this thread.....
and you can stream some games…
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/45166-NCAA-Football-Week-3-Streaming/page4
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
Well I guess that's why they're called "Minutemen"
they give up 14 points in a minute
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
What looks more grainey? Big Ten net or ACC net?
or Lou Holtz’s racoon eyes
canadian whisky time
Ohio State is leading Ohio at the half for the first time in history
so there’s that.
Ole Miss scores!
Trails Vandy 14-7
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Sweet
He looks plowed
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Much like most of our fanbase.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Deservedly so
The Grove is very nice though, so you got that goin for ya
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I see
Michigan is trying to out due Cal in the shit the bed department.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
In fairness
I’m not sure if it was due to matchup issues or what have you, but after sitting through the entire game last night, I’m confident this edition of Cal loses to Nevada 8 times out of ten. Whereas UMass really shouldn’t be this competitive without Camby patrolling the paint.
by PlayitForward on Sep 18, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ . . .
GT’s defense is just godawful.
Seriously, lets vote the ACC outta the BCS and get the MWC in....
AYE
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
The Ginger Ninja never left Georgia
He just changed jersey numbers.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Kent State is forcing turnovers
Unfortunately for them, they haven’t done a damn thing with the ball once they get it.
Arkansas' jersey's are terrible.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Man, and I don't even feel bad for Boise St.
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 18, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone know why East Carolina was getting 20 points there?
With their passing attack, holding them to 24 would be a good day. Tyrod Taylor doesn’t seem like he’s capable of 45 points against anybody.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You and me
Wish I would have seen that one
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Lincoln Riley is amazing at what he does
I was distraught when Tubs let him get away, but I’m ecstatic that Riles and Ruff are off to a good start at ECU
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
Shit Tyrone
Get it together
That’s twice in this thread now. Could be one of those days.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I demand a playoff to determine the best team in the country
that beat Virginia Tech.
Reality has a little-known Northwestern bias
NU prez knows how to get PUMPED
by nuftw on Sep 18, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Too many games
Like, 20
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football."--John Heisman
I forgot
Grandpa Verne and Uncle Gary return today.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
I wish I could shake your hand
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Love these Bubba
You da man
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes Big & Rich
sound like Pavarotti doing “Nessun Dorma.”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Touchdown BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
And Virginia Tech is tackling like shit, East Carolina about to score again.
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The Toughest Blog in America
I certainly underestimated
the number of a certain type of breakfast beer I would want this morning
How you say. . . . wah wahhhhhhhhh
Come on Vandy
Do it for Robbie Caldwell!
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Whoa!
Tim Couch is calling college football games now. He’s calling the Kentucky game tonight.
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Hug?
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
There are former USC players littered all through college football
- Broderick Green
- Moody
- Hazelton
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
How long until Richt is fired?
"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Vandy is near the bottom of the conference there too
My friend is in Athens, and I am stuck in an area with a much lower rate of attractive women (Hint: It rhymes with Lynnsylvania). He called just to torment me a few minutes ago, and the crowd hasn’t even emptied from the stadium yet, though that last Arkansas TD might send them out soon.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Better late than never
Michigan beating on umass now, 35-17. Four unanswered touchdowns.
Robinson has 241 yards on 10 completions.
Who else is enjoying WVU beat down Maryland
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene and Jerry Kramer
"I’ve been beer-cussed!" Steelfever
Canal Street Chronicles resident Steelers Fan
That would be me!
I like the taste of danger most of all ~ Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 18, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Bob Griese continues to amaze me as that man is still employed and I am not...
Bull shit I say, bull shit…
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
one Ole Miss fan finds this game blase
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
rec’d
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't Eli be preparing for tomorrow's game against his brother?
by Bubbaprog on Sep 18, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Classic
A collective “Oh shit”
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, somehow VT has gotten the lead (up 21-17)
That may not last long, though; ECU has the ball at the 1-inch line, 3rd and goal.
Case Keenum:Cleared to play
Thank the Lord. I was worried that an anemic offense and a defense that is ready to quit on Slick Rick may have had a chance to beat the non-WSU Cougs. Disaster averted!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 18, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions
Explain to me
how that was not a late hit on arkansas’ qb?
by Displaced Gator on Sep 18, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
Noboody heard the whistle
I believe is the story. Hogs trying to implode.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Official in the offensive backfield didn't hear the whistle either
So he didn’t blow it dead. Considering the defender realized it at the last minute and held up, it was a good no call.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Mallett heard the whistle...
Otherwise he wouldn’t have stopped playing.
Don’t know why the ref or the defensive player couldn’t.
2nd Amendment is enforced in the Greater South
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a member of Phi MOOOOO!
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't care what bevo wanted
That works for me
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by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry, no speedo
but there’s these kids who are definitely not yelling at the Arkansas players in front of them enough.
We apologize for the fault in allowing in a less-than-attractive Ole Miss coed.
Those responsible have been sacked.
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by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent
Monty Python reference accomplished
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
4th and 10 and Yates throws it for 4 yards
GT has the ball with 1:16 left, UNC has all their timeouts.
They looked dead in the water
Nice comeback
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a problem.
Give Ryan Mallett 4:00? FG wins it.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Well, dammit.
Of course Arkansas implodes just when I say that.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
It's not how you start it's how you finish...(pause)
Thanks Griese, you’re always there for those in need of cliched maxims…
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
It was 3 & 14....
And the ref refused to call the world’s most obvious late hit call.
And here we are.
semantics
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Never assume malice
When incompetence is a reasonable answer
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
UGA got hosed just last year against LSU...
if anyone is favored, it appears to be the home team
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Yeah, it was.
That “he didn’t hear it” excuse isn’t gonna fly when literally everyone else on the field stopped playing. Believe what you want to believe, though.
Sorry, but I really think that is the case here
I also realize you are feeling much more generous about it now. :-)
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed.
I’m just tired of one “questionable” call being the tacit difference in Arkansas games, like LSU last year.
I still think that it was penalty, in that what happened was illegal, but I’m willing to accept that the ref who was supposed to call it didn’t hear the whistle.
This isn't soccer. The QB was barely hit. Mallett took a dive
He looks like a whiner to me. He was looking for a penalty when he got sacked on the last possession too.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No, that was contained.
I’d go with “future Yellowstone caldera explosion that will kill us all.”
by Counter Trap on Sep 18, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Loving Spielman calling out the obvious hold...
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
In case you're not watching...
UMASS just blocked a Michigan punt, then got a PI called on Mich… 1st and goal at the 9, 2:08 left, Michigan leads 42-30
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
And the Minutemen throw a TD pass,
42-37, UMASS about to onside kick
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Oh sweet, sweet shadenfreude
But I don’t think they will get the kick.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It went out of bounds...
UM ball at the UMASS 40, Minutemen have 1 TO left, 2:08 in the game
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
Michigan gets a first down, UMASS out of TOs...
game over
"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the bacon flavoring into the pencils?"
And get rid of the ball short of a week or so....
Having said—terrible play call there.
by Counter Trap on Sep 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That is a sack
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
Aaron Murray is from the Stephen Garcia School of Pocket Awareness
I was calling for Arkansas the
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
I still can’t believe we had a false start called against our “Notre Dame Box → Timeout” play. That’s pretty much… well… INCONCEIVABLE!!
THWG!
that's the winning beeees i know
Defense does just enough against ACC offense that GT edges out a win.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
GT game ended at just the right time apparently.
I JUST BOUGHT AN ISUZU!
I actually don’t remember what brand it was that had the guy jumping like that I was like 5 when those ads were on
Wasn't it Toyota?
“Oh what a feeling!” Yeah, looking back it was WAY dumb.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Snatching Defeat from the jaws of victory
Nice call Bobo
SNNNIIIIIIFFFFF!
That’s not going to get me through the weekend…
President of the Free Ron Franklin Society.
by Oscar Whiskey on Sep 18, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But he's THEIR douche.
I remember a local politician being told by a constituent “You’re a son-of-a-bitch, you know that?” The politico said “yes, but I’m YOUR son-of-a-bitch.”
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
..and were stuck with Bobo. ..anyway he has a turned up nose. It's called a pig nose.
3rdand 4, 3rdand 4, 3rdand 4
UGA-Arky
Two seriously stupid football teams. #8 nearly tied the game for UGA by knocking the ball into the arms of the dimwitted UGA reciever. Meanwhile two other Pigs were better placed to catch the ball standing there flat-footed.
Well, I had some money on the piggies. So yay me.
Winner for me too
Wild finish
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Vandy scores, with 8:00 left it's over.
Ole Miss should just forfeit the rest of the season and call for a do-over in 2011. I’m going back to bed.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
how does this make jacksonville st. look
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Sep 18, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not as good as the 'Dores?
LMAO at Ole Miss. Kicking that guy off the team really was addition by subtraction.
Which one?
We kicked off a lot…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon now
I don’t really have any hate for Ole Miss, but y’all just unlocked a Pandora’s box of curses this year: the right Rev. Nutt, picking up Masoli off the waiver wire, and the admin red-flagging the Admiral Ackbar gambit. So much bad karma.
Sorry, never mind...
…I thought you meant OUR players being kicked off (Rishaw, Patterson, etc.). So, I presume you were in favor of dismissing Masoli?
I don’t know if this is our punishment for being TOO PC, or not PC enough.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 18, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Bronco’d
I have a pic for this game if I can figure out how to post it.
Bull Sullivan "Toughest Coach there ever was"
by Another damn Dan on Sep 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Vandy fans should wave one finger on each hand wildly at the camera.
“We’re number eleven!”
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
UM
giving up 37 pts at home to UMASS? The OSU game is going to be a slaughter…
Tonight, tonight the strip's just right,
I wanna blow 'em all out of their seats.
We're callin' out around the world, we're going racin' in the street.
-the Boss
by diego tutweiler on Sep 18, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
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