COUNTDOWN: ONE
"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what. You rarely win, but sometimes you do"
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
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You just HAD to quote Counselor Finch.
Now I’m going to get all weepy.
Jake Locker what what.
Let Sark Week be unleashed upon the college football world.
bring the shizzle brizzle
Good luck in seattle you’ll fucking need it. hope gameday is there.
HUSKIES 31, ’huskers 16. Cook it
by jack lockner on Sep 1, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
LULZ
You do know that LSU (a pretty average 9-4 last year) physically thumped you at home. The only question was " would they cover the spread" (no). Prepare for another very fast, very physical defense. If you need more validation of this theory see Arizona 0, NU 31…in a game they could have named their score.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
UW outgained LSU in that game, the Dawgs first game under a new coach after an 0-12 travesty the year before…sure UW didn’t WIN but dammit that was a gutsy game the Dawgs played.. Yeah, UW finished 5-7 last year so what they looked bad at times whatever.
And don’t sell LSU short, going 9-4 in the SEC and a close loss in a New Years day bowl is a little above “average” dude come on with losses to Florida, Bama, and Ole Miss.
UW isn’t capable? The program is slowly getting back to what it once was. Don’t you remember college football before 2001 young’n?
Nebraska lost to fucking Iowa State last year in Lincoln, anything can happen in this sport. I happen to think the Dawgs win in front of a loud home crowd in week 3 of the season. COOK IT.
by jack lockner on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
if LSU physically thumped UW last year
the stat sheet sure as hell dont show it-
Net rushing- LSU, 149
UW, 157
Net passing- LSU 172
UW 321
Total Offense – LSU, 321
UW, 478
Time of Possesion- LSU 23:08
UW 36:52
Sacks- LSU 1
UW 1
2 big turnovers by the Dawgs (one a pick 6) did them in.
Hell it was 24-16 LSU with 5 minutes left in this one. Not sure how bad they thumped the Dawgs, I remember that the Tigers were MUCH bigger, and MUCH faster, but it didn’t really equate to a thumping from where I was sitting. Although the sweet girl from LSU sitting in front of me gave me a couple of maker’s and cokes so maybe it was actually worse for us than i remember
by jack lockner on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
you cant quantify terror...
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You almost sort of had me...
until the use of the term Dawgs not once but twice. You’re Huskies. Stop trying to steal shit. Go bitch at UConn or something.
by Vodka and Red BullDawgs on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll be back in 18 days win or lose
will you?
by jack lockner on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Double derp.
I’ve been here a while, I aint goin anywhere. Anyway, the Huskers roll in this one.
Hadoken!!
Fire up the Locker Bandwagon!!!
WOOOOOO! I’m a vaunted QB who hasn’t won anything with the weight of an entire program on my shoulders! WHOOOPIDY DOOO!!
/grumble,grumble man when we get a real QB it’s gonna be so on!
by Trouble's A Bruin on Sep 1, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
The preferred term is “stoic.”
/whitlock’d
Fuck that noise. It’s Football Eve, I’m getting drunk.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 1, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck that noise. It’s Football Eve, I’m getting drunk.
And this is differentiated from other evenings in what respect?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It is differentiated in the respect that...
before today we were doing it in the desperation for a fix of our sustenance, CFB.
Today we are getting drunk in expectation of the fulfillment of our desire.
It is all a matter of perspective.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I get drunk in anticipation of getting drunk
Nothing like 1/2 breed injun/irish to destroy the liver boyos.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello brother injun/irish
and thanks for my latest excuse for my affinity for brown likker
Nick Saban is my BFF
Precisely.
It’s all relative, man.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 1, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
and my two favorite bartenders were there!
Lovely women with the full and perky, and just plain large breasts.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
I was at the ND-UW game in 2008 in Seattle
The headline in the Sunday paper [Seattle Times, I think] was spot on to what all my Seattle friends were thinking. It read “Notre Dame Tried to Warn Us” or some such with a picture of Ty doing absolutely nothing remaining calm on the sideline
A Notre Dame Grad, born and raised in Wisconsin... life put me in the express lane to alcoholism.
For all your tailgating needs...
Shop smart. Shop S*Mart.
/ArmyofDarkness’d
hope the montage for Locker this year is better than this:

that shot in the top left is always cringe-worthy.
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
I winced 3 separate times looking at this.
1- The BYU flag toss still hurts (revenge in 3 days).
2- The coach that threw us into the fiery pits of football hell.
3- Top left just looks painful.
by DipsomaniacDawg on Sep 1, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
revenge will be sweet
off work at 3pm
buzzed at 4pm in front of big screen. (CBS College Sports wtf? hope the announcers don’t make me claw my eyes out. Tequila should help.)
shitfaced at 5pm, Dawgs up 14-0.
then who knows what the rest of the night will bring. tequila suggests much tomfoolery!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jack lockner on Sep 1, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I just put my John Brantley poster up above my bed! IT'S KICKOFF EVE Y'ALL!!!!

_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 1, 2010 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
It's been above Marcel Dareus' bed since December!
Let the pre-October smack begin.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley doesn't look nearly as fragile as UT QBs
I’ll give him that.
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the inside of my head sounds like a god damned vuvuzella
and I love this day so very very much, thank you.
Ain't no gimmick
I hear my train a comin’ to take me from this lonesome place.
by ESS EEE SEE Speed on Sep 1, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
We need a thread about the new Nike Pro Combats
And crazy.
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Nike Pro Combat
Most of the time, I’m glad Nebraska stuck with adidas.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
WV's road unis this year don't look to bad. I kinda like 'em
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
I actually do like most of the Pro Combat unis themselves,
but the “pageantry” and the “ZOMG COLLEGE FOOTBAW FASHION SHOW!!!!!” turns my stomach, especially when Michael Irvin is involved. I thought the NU throwbacks for the 300th consecutive sellout last year were cool, but I was especially glad the promotional aspect of it was understated. Wish they’d done the same with the “Red Out” stuff for this fall…
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Clearly photoshopped
There are no buildings in West Virginia taller than the height of log cabin + chimney
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Sure about that?

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
by Go Big Rev on Sep 1, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I hearby retract my previous statement
And award you a rec
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
Man future archaeologist will just be confused...
"It’s not Disneyland, people. Get the hell out of the way." NYC Firefighter
by jokastrength on Sep 1, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I remember that town from "Fallout 3".
There’s a nuke in the middle of it. Appropriately enough.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 2, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Note the
artfully hidden placed shipping containers. That must be the equivalent of the trailer off US 43 that has about 10 Mustangs of different vintage in seperate states of (dis)repair.
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That's not Wf'nV either
If it were, the trailers would be stacked directly on top of each other, not on well-engineered platforms.
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 2, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
So you're saying it was Va Tech, then?
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
This has to be in Auburn, or a Pikey camp...they have dags there....
THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 2, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry Old South, that was not photoshopped
The picture was actually taken in New York City (NEW YORK CITY!?!) by one of the editors for The Smoking Musket (The WVU Blog That Will Never Leave Its Wingman), who got to attend the ‘unveiling’.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
horse.
i dont belive that. there cant be a spot in nyc that has that much greenery concentrated in one spot.
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 2, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
No, mon, not the trailers in the sky
Old South was refering to the photo of the WVU helmet up top this thread.
However, NYC’s Central Park is 843 acres.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
no learn to read well in
Alabama & mississipi Mississippi.
/stands corrected
"Nice coat! Who shot the couch?"
by CoastalCowbell on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
lolz at the little nike stories when you go to the team uni pages
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
by billycthulhu on Sep 1, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
2011 Big Integer schedules released:
Nebraska gets Sconnie, dOSU in October, then closes @Penn State, @Michigan and Iowa. So much for the cordial welcome. ;-)
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Brah, why you looking for a 'cordial' welcome?
Don’t you just want to jump in there and smack them in the mouth?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Which I believe you will (smack them in the mouth)
I now have a Integer team to root for.
Nick Saban is my BFF
Well, yeah,
but even so, that could be a rough closing stretch if RichRod and GERG get their shit together. A brother’s gotta come up for air sometime.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I'd be honored to root for your team
down that stretch run.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
Why do I think the hardest game
is going to be Iowa or @ Nitty Kitty?
"Orators are most vehement when their cause is weak" Marcus Tullius Cicero
by Stuck in the Plains on Sep 1, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wisconsin doesnt get a column
They truly are going for the “screw Wisconsin” divisions. Now they are pretending they arent in the conference.
Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.
Confession
I know others of you are also perusing the CFB blogs while listening to your fight song and drinking a beer this evening. I know I am not alone in this and that is why I come here day in and day out. Happy College Football Season to all and to all a good night!
Bringin in the Atticus
Can’t argue with that. Except he wouldn’t play tackle with Jem. Pussy.


















