AMERICAN FOOTBALL BY HAROLD PINTER
by Spencer Hall on Sep 1, 2010 8:44 AM EDT
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Hallelujah!
It works.
We blew the shit out of them.
We blew the shit right back up their own ass
And out their fucking ears.
It works.
We blew the shit out of them.
They suffocated in their own shit!
Hallelujah.
Praise the Lord for all good things.
We blew them into fucking shit.
They are eating it.
Praise the Lord for all good things.
We blew their balls into shards of dust,
Into shards of fucking dust.
We did it.
Now I want you to come over here and kiss me on the mouth.
--Harold Pinter
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Damn you're up early
By the way, in case y’all missed it, Rich Brooks is absolutely killing it on twitter, which he thinks is bullshit.
To UK’s women’s basketball coach:
@UKCoachMitchell You can grow them in hanging pots if you want. Need to water them. Start early next year. 2:28 PM Aug 26th via Echofon in reply to UKCoachMitchell
On the beach to his homeland…the place of his youth…so distant in time and space…so many young girls those days…they don’t come ’round like they used to:
Silouettes on the shade at the Oregon beach. http://twitpic.com/2h1yu5 9:34 PM Aug 21st via Echofon
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
It's unbearably beautiful
I ain’t got the words, Wyatt.
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."-George Bernard Shaw
It appears Brandon Spikes eye gouged another
This time with his penis
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/09/01/nfl-investigating-brandon-spikes-video/
The new year approaching, click in. Let’s facelift bar! Open the wardrobe is not yet found love after another the right clothes? So, also waiting for? Immediate action bar!
...........
No words. Only emotions.
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on Sep 1, 2010 9:30 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Interesting stuff
by NeutronSoup on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Stunned to discover it is a real poem
but it brings me joy to know the (inappropriate personal attack that harshly slanders the poet’s personage and political worldview)’s poem wallows in obscurity as scathing satire, but is celebrated by those he intended to insult and scorn.
Praise the Lord for all good things.
by GwinnettGamecock on Sep 1, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd for research.
Knowledge. EDSBS provides it.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
I hate it.
But I love it.
/heads up skunkweasels you are next
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 1, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions
What???
You’re not going to bitch-slap the Boilermakers first?
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Natch.
But I was referring to the whole demoralizing home loss to UConn and the tears of unfathomable sadness thing.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 1, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, yo comprende.
As I am sure that the Michigan Men enjoyed your tears after last year’s ND/UConn game.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Is this going to be a series?
If so, I vote for e.e. cummings or Yeats next.
Maybe Shel Silverstein if THujone is willing to do the illustrations.
"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther
Yes, please
Uncle Shel with THUjone art
/wantsitwantsit
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I've always been partial to "Autumn Begins in Martin's Ferry, Ohio"
I’m sure there are better ones out there but I’m a non-English major type so I haven’t read them. It was posted here on the first day of the season either last year or the year before.
I'm pretty sure Pinter...
Cribbed that from Alabama Poet Laureate, Joe Willie Namath.
Well, at least the last line.
/wipes tears away
Thank you
"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow
Shel Silverstein
His greatest line:
“She was 12, but she had the body of an 8 year old.
by DennisofFranklin on Sep 1, 2010 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
I'm more partial to this one:
“I believe that if you don’t want to do anything, then sit there and don’t do it, but don’t expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. " Shel Silverstein
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm assuming Curious Index
will be posted after the Nike Pro-Combat presentation. Michael Irvin is showing off the Miami uni and is cracking me up. And going WAAAAAAY longer than anyone else has so far.
http://apps.facebook.com/rivalrieslive/
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 1, 2010 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
P.S.
Lots of “Da U for You” and “palm trees, palm trees, palm trees.” Mr. Irvin, the NCAA would like to have a word…
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 1, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Ohio State up now.
Their spokesman Scuri (I think?)…World War II vet who played for OSU in the 40’s, giving an impromtu history lesson. Almost went longer than Irvin. Uni is tribute to ’42 team.
Yes, I live in Starkville...WHO did I piss off in a past life?
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Sep 1, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Bill Willis played on that team...
first African-American in the NFL. tOSU retired is number (#99) recently.
It doesn’t matter how many football games the SEC wins. We will always look down on you.
Knoxville Pop
Not sure if qualifies as deep poetry, and the Vols aren’t my team, but I always liked the Judybats’ “Saturday.”
CHORUS
He hates his job.
He loves his girl.
He dreams his dream,
Futures unfurl.
The sun collides
with night and hey!
He talks to his dog,
Watches the big game on Saturday.
No lie
I’m sexually attracted to that picture.
I’m so glad I was there in person for that. And I can’t wait to finally give Rich Rod the beating he so richly deserves. A little tougher when Pat friggin White isn’t your QB, eh Rich?
Son,
Not only did Rich Rod beat you guys while Pat White was his QB, he beat you before Pat White was his QB. Bill Stewart beat you last year with Jarrett Brown as QB, and he’ll do it again this year with Geno Smith as his QB.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm so glad
Mickey’s was here in person for that.
Brian Kelly says no commercial interruption.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Sep 1, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow, Mickey’s just isn’t the same unless you’re slamming ’em out of the Big-Mouth jars.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahem
Those are called grenades. And nothing is better* than getting blitzed on Mickey’s and trying to figure out the rebus puzzles under the cap
God Bless Wisconsin – We’ve been coming up with ways to get you drunk since 1848.
*Okay there are a lot of things better, but when you’re on a Mickey’s binge, you’ve already thumbed your nose at the “finer” things in life
Balantine does the cap puzzle thing, too
And I’m still trying to figure out how a bee hive, a toothpick and a wrench go together outside my sex life.
He Looks Into Your Soul.
You live. You die.
On this play, Greg Lloyd Jr. said DIE.
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