FULMER CUPDATE: MARSHALL PLAYERS REALLY WANTED PIZZA
by Spencer Hall on Aug 4, 2010 5:46 PM EDT
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Have you ever wanted pizza so badly you would kick someone in the face? If you have we suspect you were high at the time, because that is the only time we've wanted it that badly, but we make no assumptions about now-former Marshall freshman defensive tackle Mike Fleurizard. We'll just assume that he wanted pizza like a jackal wants savanna stinkmeat, and was willing to do anything to get it short of actually kicking someone in the face.
Correction: that should be including kicking someone in the face.
The Z-Brick complaint charges Fleurizard threw the delivery man to the ground, kicked him in the face and held him down, while Fleurizard’s accomplices grabbed the food, a carrier and $290 cash. All three fled the scene.
Fleurizard is the only person charged in the crime, though three Marshall football players were kicked off the team this morning for unspecified violations of team rules, including freshman running back Antwon Chisholm, who was mentioned by name in the police report.
Fleurizard's Facebook status, per the Herd's message board, was at the time of the robbery: "hustler- full time go getta- i get money." Well yes sir, you certainly are all of those things, and with $290 you have the massive "fuck-you" money you'll need to defend a felony robbery charge, and then buy that private island you've had your eye on for a while.
Three points for Marshall in the Fulmer Cup, though more may follow with more charges. (The points count as they were on campus and enrolled, though all were freshman. To Doc Holliday's credit, they've been booted with a fierceness.)
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Breathtaking in audacity...
I will love to see the DA’s face as he “reads the Facebook status into evidence”.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Somebody took that "30 minutes or it's free" shit a bit too seriously...
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I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Hey now, kicking a guy while he's down doesn't count for points!
Now excuse me while I go back to figuring out what happened here in Knoxville. [sigh]
"Little Brother" is trying to get serious...
too bad they will forever be the underdogs in West BY GOD Virginia.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
oh Marshall
they try so hard, too bad their stadium sucks as does their campus and the city of Huntington as a whole
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TRYING to get serious? my ass!
We were the ORIGINAL Fulmer Cup champs and don’t forget it.
Brag about that 3rd place tie in 08 over a roasting couch all you want, you don’t have the hardware.
Well, you got the thuggery all your way this year
Here it is August and WVU has not scored an FC point yet.
"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke
I'm shocked...
No comment from DevilGrad yet?
I thought he would be first, considering he has an orgasm any time Marshall is mentioned in a negative way.
I think the West Virginia slogan for pizza delivery is...
“30 mins or less, or you can kick our ass.”
I just wish one time, an idiot that tries to rob a pizza delivery guy would pick a guy who happens to be Steven Seagal, or some MMA bad ass who would break the guys arm and the 3 other guys faces, then eat their pizza while they watched.
Nick Saban ain't afraid to drive 700 miles, just to whoop a man's ass...
by mrpelicanpants on Aug 4, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd pay to watch that.
With a cold beer and a pizza of mine own.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Aug 4, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a pizza delivery guy that was carrying in Dayton Ohio a few years back.
When he was ambushed, he fired back and I think he killed one, but others were firing at him from bushes as he escaped to his car. If memory serves, he was fired, but was a hero in the city.
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 4, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
What chance do we have now?
That’s our first opponent on Thursday night September 2nd @ 7pm on the Big Ten Network. I wanted to be clear that if you want to see We Are Marshall, Fulmer Cup contenders, you will have to love Rotel and shave with Barbasol. If tOSU isn’t going to participate in this years FC, we will have a tough row to hoe this year since all (or at least most) of our future opponents are lighting up the board.
no questions
on why a delivery driver has $290 on him?
thanks to denial, i'm immortal
by thetennesseethumper on Aug 4, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
It's reasonable
They deliver multiple orders at a time. They probably caught him after he dropped off pizza at 4 or 5 houses.
Go Bulls!
The Thundering Herd is really stomping out hunger
Go Bulls!
by Leavitt Town on Aug 5, 2010 8:58 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
A few things stuck out to me:
Marshall football coach Doc Holliday announced the attention-grabbing disciplinary move at 9:45 a.m. Wednesday.
Marshall’s coach is named Doc Holliday? That right there is a whole freight train of awesome.
The Huntington Police Department, in cooperation with the Marshall University Police Department, used the warrants to search Twin Towers East Room Nos. 510 and 901. Both searches were executed Monday afternoon.
In Room No. 510, authorities confiscated a Papa John’s pizza box by the bed, a Papa John’s box containing wings, two New Amsterdam gin bottles and a plastic bag containing marijuana seeds.
In Room No. 901, authorities confiscated three cell phones and as many Florida Marlins baseball caps.
So in one room, cops found evidence of the crime, booze (minor/on campus) and las drogas. In the other, they confiscate baseball hats? In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, “Come again?”
I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
by boddagettaflyer on Aug 5, 2010 9:19 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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