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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 8/4/2010

YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A MAN FROM THE WAY HE SINGS "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME." He starts with blind enthusiasm, then gets lost, changes the tune, and then grimly sticks through to a cascade of boos. In summary: pretty much a classic [NAME REDACTED] effort. 

(HT: Clubhouse Cancer.) 

THE DOUG MARRONE CRAFT HOUR WILL BE FANTASTIC.  The Big East is looking at a network. Please do not spit the piece of food you have in your mouth out, since people in the "Northeast" actually enjoy "college basketball," and therefore could float the network pretty solidly by itself.  They can't count on West Virginia to support the network, however, since the entire state would craftily find a way to pirate the channel and do not lie you know this would happen, West Virginia. (In other news, it's really fun to get your Ric Flair on an address an entire state by name. "YOU LISTEN TO ME, NORTH CAROLINA--") 

YOUR CONFERENCE CALLL JUST GOT BETTER. YOU'RE WELCOME. LOVE, BLOGGERS. We ask the important questions, like "Mike Riley, what do you think of LIndsay Lohan?" (HT: The Wiz.

AND THAT IS HOW A MAN GETS KNOCKED OUT IN THE STREET BY NO ONE. Derek Dooley cannot take all the blame here, since figuring out a bar fight is just as confusing as being in a barfight. The witnesses are all drunk, the participants are often worse than drunk, no one can or is willing to talk about what happened and still fewer actually know. Nevertheless, the results are effectively in, and for the moment a cop managed to knock himself out and end up in the ICU all by himself in Knoxville, and the aftershocks of the VolBrawl seem to have run their course with surprisingly little long-term damage to the team. (Civil lawsuits may follow, of course, but the criminal side and subsequent player bootings/suspensions are done.)  

A shocking letdown in the Fulmer Cup, this was. 

CATHOLICS VERSUS CATTLE WOOO. Notre Dame may be mockable in a number of fashions, but one is not their consistent attempts to schedule difficult competition after they cram in their traditional but as-of-late candy diet of service academies and Stanford. ND is looking at a four game series with Texas beginning in 2015, and neutral sites are eligible. Two words: CIUDAD JUAREZ. Catholic fanbase, proximity to Texas and a whole potential new generation of Longhorn fans, and guaranteed fun for the whole family!  

DON'T FORGET THE PIMPNESS: Once upon a time, before he was a classic, he was a Caesar. Brent Musburger in his toll-booth running finest hour: 

Even today Musburger finds outrageous stunts almost irresistible. Take every Sunday night when he and the executive producer of The NFL Today, Ted Shaker, drive home to Connecticut. They invariably bring a cooler of beer with them—two cans of Moosehead for Musburger, three Bud Lights for Shaker. By the time they reach the 35-cent toll plaza near Greenwich, the car lines can be 10 deep. WHAAA-HOO! They floor it through a vacant toll booth on the right shoulder while the other poor saps queue up. Jes' lettin' off some steam, yer Honor.

Moosehead Beer will be the new PBR in five years. Count on it. (HT: Matt Zemek.) 

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Fuck Notre Dame in the pants.

We don’t want to play you at your place, but we’ll go to the Meadowlands! Look at us! We play people. As long as it’s not in Austin, Athens, Tuscaloosa, Gainesville, Norman, or any other similarly situated locale.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

When you giving Boise St their return game?

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never.

When are you going to play Georgia Southern?

not drunk, just overserved

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Aug 4, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

2015

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

September 5th, 2015 to be exact

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two TO teams, no TV

should be the fastest game of the year.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasnt my point, the General asked a question.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone plays buy out games against small schools

That isnt the issue. And Boise isnt one of those small schools.

But, Notre Dame is treating UGA the same way you all treat Boise. And I find that funny.

While we arent going to Statesboro, we are going to Middle Tenn as part of a 2 for 1.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boise in 2005 was not the Boise of today. They were still a cute little upstart story. A lot of teams wouldn’t play them at all. We offered and they jumped on it.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evans made it hard to pick on your schedule

It was much easier when Dooley was AD.

I had to go for what was there. And Boise wasnt quite an upstart, they werent the Boise of today…well, actually, they were, just nobody knew it yet.

Have you all called them back and offered a home-and-home now that they arent an “upstart”? They will jump at it too. Just like you would a home-and-home with ND.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schedule looks pretty full for the foreseeable future, but I can’t imagine generating much excitement with Boise series. Too many other teams out there we haven’t played yet or in ages.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, a perennial top 10 team wouldnt generate excitement.

I see your point.

MDWM

(Not that we have scheduled Boise either)

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will admit a trip to the blue field would be interesting

Although we’re playing Oregon and reviving the old rivalry with Clemson in the near future. Just from looking at Georgia Tech’s future schedule you’d think they were trying to get back in the SEC with Auburn, Ole Miss, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, and even Tulane for that retro nostalgia.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 4, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's kind of ironic

for a GT fan to take a shot at UGa scheduling while their program’s marquee OOC opponents are middle of the pack SEC programs. Auburn, Ole Miss, and South Carolina can’t be big OOC games that prove Tech ain’t skeered without also reinforcing the SEC’s built in SOS advantage.

by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 4, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vandy has ESS EEE CEE speed.

Right? Right?

Surely you arent leaving them out when making blanket conference statements?

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren't a middle of the pack team,

and I don’t think even GT fans would count them as a tough OOC opponent.

by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 6, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Syracuse and Alabama too

but not Ole Miss, at least I dont think its back on the schedule yet. Actually, not sure Bama is back on.

Ole Miss “delayed” on us. We “delayed” on Bama.

IIRC, the Bama series has been rescheduled, but havent actually checked. I think we still owe Louisville a series before end of decade too, but Jurich has dumbed down their schedule so much, I think he is happy to not put it back on.

GT canceling that series pissed me off. I think I was the only Tech fan who cared, but seeing Tech play 20 mins from home was big for me. We stopped playing the Ville in hoops in the mid 90s. Technically, adding Miss St was an upgrade in SOS, at least for 2009. A wash for 2008.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe when we get done with Colorado, Oregon and Louisville. Already crossed Arizona St. off the list.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

HA

Colorado!

#thisisinfactintramuralsbrother

by Onestatewest on Aug 4, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

/Sigh

I am reminded that WVU’s Grampaw Bill Stewart managed to lose his first visit to Boulder and took overtime to do it.

/Heavier sigh
//MDWM

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

Perhaps the greatest kicker in WVU history had to miss a chip shot FG to lose that game, resulting in the classic “Bill Stewart eyes closed” photo seen around the world.

But missing that FG was not Coach Stew’s fault.

by An 'eer with a beer on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Missing that FG was not Coach Stew's fault"

You are absolutely correct in that assessment. Being in the position to lose a game on a missed FG with both Pat White and Noel Devine in the backfield I think was Stew’s fault. I will, however, spread some share of the culpability onto OC Jeff Mullen.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 4, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had no trouble getting ND to Atlanta

You must be doing something wrong.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, you’re Georgia Tech and nobody was afraid to play Chan.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was scheduled during the O'Leary years

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fine. Let’s see, 47,000 in a dead stadium vs. 80-90,000 anywhere with an actual homefield advantage. Not trying to make this a Tech thing, but this is what ND does. If you want to say GT is the exception, fine with me.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That night was anything but dead.

by softbatch on Aug 4, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

There were 47,000 people there. It wasn’t intimidating anybody.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

80-90,000 in camo can be scary

Though maybe dawg nation only breaks out their finest attire for Thanksgiving weekend

by TangoHotelWhiskeyGolf on Aug 4, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mean that weekend where you get your asses whipped at an 89% clip? We do what we can.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve seen 90,000+ at Georgia games decked out in camo?

You’ve either never been to an actual game, blind, or in denial. Our student and alumni attendees tend to frat quite hard thank you very much.

by get swoll yunel on Aug 4, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

From their point of view, yes

We’re asking them to come take an asswhipping in the South.

not drunk, just overserved

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Explain to me...

What the problem is with ND and UT locking horns once each in South Bend and Austin for a home and home, then playing a neutral site game in Dallas and Chicago? You get your home game and a sweet share of the gate from a neutral site as well.

by KrilDog on Aug 4, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that’s how it works out fine, but “(t)he rest of the details are unknown, such as if it would be simply a pair of home-and-homes or involve games at off-campus venues.” If ND stays true to form, there won’t be any games in Austin. Before he was busted with red panties in his lap, Evans was on record as saying ND would absolutely not play in Athens, but would consider playing UGA in South Bend and a neutral site. Evans told them to fuck off, then went to the bar.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Lordy Lordy do you mean to tell me

you really think what you have typed so eloquently (Fuck Notre Dame in the pants – is this Dana Jacobs?)

The “Neutral Site” games are a newer phenomena where ND feels it can rake in a nice “gate”, get some recruiting exposure in a hot market and help out it’s opponent in the same way.

I really doubt the veracity of your “Evans said” posting – as a GT fan pointed out, it wasn’t difficult to get the Jackets on the schedule with a home and home. I think what you refer to was the “Kickoff Classic” in the dome that normally pits and SEC and ACC school – they wanted ND/UGA, so having that game, then a game in South Bend would make sense.

There was rumor of a one-time game in Dallas, TX at Jerry’s house.

I also doubt someone as monetarily astute as Mr. Evans would have turned down 1/2 that NBC money for the game in South Bend – remember, we ain’t in no conference, we don’t have to share that with anyone but our opponent.

I think it all comes down to scheduling – UGA just couldn’t find room because of their commitments to all those 1-AA teams like Idaho State.

Please please don’t go to the “they won’t schedule nobody at home” with ND.

by Atlantadomer on Aug 4, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, so you’re going to rely on the “liar, liar, pants on fire defense?”

It happened. Just because you don’t believe it doesn’t make it so. Tech and ND have played off and on since at least the 70s, maybe sooner, so perhaps it was a nod to tradition. But ND has 1-2 neutral site games a year up through at least 2014. Spare me the whole “we’re doing it out of the kindness of our heart” bullshit. They make a lot more money for neutral site games than home-and-homes, where you normally just get a stipend to cover expenses (so UGA wouldn’t get some HUGE check from NBC just for showing up). They could play UConn in Hartford, but they chose Foxboro. They could play Wazzu in Pullman, but they’re going to San Antonio. Arizona State in Dallas and Baylor in New Orleans. God forbid they, you know, show up at a stadium on campus that holds 50,000 people.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhh you mean stadiums that hold over 90,000

Like the Coliseum, Beaver Stadium (Happy Valley), the “Big House”, Spartan Stadium… .The UCONN game was moved because their tiny field only holds 40,000.

Those “barnstorming” games help recruiting – Baylor (Houston) aiding them in LA right along with us. WSU, same thing for Texas, ASU same thing.

Your logic makes no sense… wait a minute, are you – this guy????

by Atlantadomer on Aug 4, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve been playing USC forever. You’re natural, geographic rivals with the Big 10. ND’s not coming to campus outside of these games and it’s arrogant. A lot of people think this arrogance is misplaced, since it’s not 1940 anymore. Freaking Beano Cook said this neutral site scheduling is bullshit and if the biggest ND fellater around calls the Irish on it, I take note.

The whole point to all of this was that I would be very surprised if ND plays one game in Austin out of four, given their scheduling philosophy of the last 5-10 years.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC, NBC is the cause of the change in philosophy

I thought they “requested” that ND have 8 games a year they could show. Since road games are shown on the network of the opponent, they have shifted to the neutral site strategy to get more games on NBC. And the possibility of night games on NBC (which NBC also wanted).

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct

ND is currently in a 7-4-1 scheduling model. The Washington State game in San Antonio last year was a night event on the ol’ peacock.

by KrilDog on Aug 4, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is it arrogant, exactly?

Is it arrogant to sell out a neutral site venue?

Is it arrogant to take the team to another location where people who otherwise can’t see the team live can buy a ticket?

Is it arrogant to make recruiting inroads in a new location…which the other team can do as well?

Is it arrogant that said neutral site game will be nationally – not regionally -televised?

Is it arrogant that ND has the balls to go after a series with Texas instead of Cobb County Community College?

Is it arrogant that ND and Miami already have a 3 game deal, with one game at each home venue and a neutral game in Chicago?

Is it arrogant to think that based on this precident, they won’t do the exact same thing with Texas?

by KrilDog on Aug 4, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh yes sweet vindication

Silver Britches, that has to be a pic of you with the vacant stare and Scooby Doo reruns running on an endless loop in that vaccuous head of your’s….

ND will not only play in Austin once during the four game deal, they will play there TWICE. Official today.

So now, please tell me again. ND refused to play in Athens, GA because they were skeered (isn’t that the ‘neck’ way of saying that?) but are going to go to Austin twice.

Decorum prohibits me from browbeating the obvious “gentle soul” among us, so with this I will retire this posting. Good day.

by Atlantadomer on Aug 6, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, I KNOW a ND fan isn’t faulting another school for having a shit ton of fans that never actually attended the university. That would be awesome.

"Be worthy as you run upon this hallowed sod, for you have dared to tread where champions have trod."

by Silver Britches on Aug 4, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk right in, sit right down....

…. uh, no. I actually meant I felt that both “painted head” and you probably attended that fine institution and reminisce quaintly over the leaf blowers you utilize at your current occupation.

by Atlantadomer on Aug 4, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is

That’s what we were waiting for.

No wonder you Domers get on with the Tech folk so well.

by get swoll yunel on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, thats why Tech fans have NEVER EVER EVER thrown fish at ND players

okay, it hasnt happened since the 70s, but we mostly stopped playing after the 2nd incident.

ND is #2 on the most hated list for most Tech fans.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it

when I can unite natural born enemies (UGA/GATech).

That’s the power of the dome, even though we haven’t won anything since ’93.

by Atlantadomer on Aug 5, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Name Redacted + Wrigley Field =

A singularity of suckitude so massive no amount of fail can escape it.

by Jack Fact on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll never understood why you folks fired [NAME REDACTED].

No other SEC coach before or since could pull that off. Except maybe Giggity. But Giggity wouldn’t have screwed it up.

We are THE tigersthatsaywareagle

by cowcollege on Aug 4, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Zook extended the curse another 100 years.

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Name Redacted + Wrigley Field Cubs =
/fixed

(Wrigley does not suck, the Cubs do.)

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

[REDACTED] + Wrigley + Northwestern

= black hole of suck. Coming November 20!

by DaveM2003 on Aug 4, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I R OUTRAGED

IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT 2 SKOOLS I HAVE NOTHING 2 DO WITH R PLAYING AT A NEUTRAL SITE.

/actually might go to this game
//outdoor daytime drinking?
///yes please

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 4, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Trixies will show up

I imagine a lot of those girls in pink hats at the Cubs games are Illinois grads

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pink sports apparel

makes me irrationally angry.

HOWEVA, the Trixies are much nicer scenery than these types:

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 4, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the fuck he beat the Bucks in 2007 and went to the Rose Bowl

while being named Coach of the Year will remain one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in human history. We’re lucky Tressel didn’t hang himself after that game.

As for ND, fuck them. Stay independent and play 2 games of meaning a year, yet still go 8-4 in a good season.

by Crabapple Buck on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Blind squirrel, nut, and all that mess

or blind hog and the acorn if you prefer. Otherwise, sign #4913204 of the apocolypse.

by Mr. Sanchez on Aug 4, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want more International Bowls

To coincide with my international vacations.

Japan 2012, NCAA. Make it happen.

by Charles UF on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Really?

You had to put that clip up there? I had almost erased that bastard from my memory and it all came crashing back, like safety stuffing a bubble screen 3 yards behind the line…

OH, THE HUMANITY!!

by CKGator on Aug 4, 2010 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorry for the size

A phrase I often used in the past, usually while crying.

by Jack Fact on Aug 4, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't believe you just admitted that.

“Sorry for the size – A phrase I often used in the past, usually while crying”

Might want to keep such musings to yourself there, Casanova.

by sullivan013 on Aug 4, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Self-deprecating humor

I’m hoping it replaces “no sense of” as the humor of choice on the internetz.

by Jack Fact on Aug 4, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Understand

But damn, that’s bordering on mancard revocation.

by sullivan013 on Aug 4, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started attending Florida Fall of 2005

So the whole Zook thing doesn’t really do much for me. I’ve never really experienced Florida as a bad team. As a fan, it’s probably holding me back.

Nah, I’m just fucking around. 2 National Championships during my undergrad is pretty much as awesome as it gets.

by Charles UF on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's the difference

While he was at Florida, Zook’s teams were still decent. Not early Spurrier-esque nor as dominant as they’ve been under Meyer, but still teams that could expect 9 wins or more. At Illinois, Zook has been so gloriously inept that it is awe-inspiring. Add to that his penchant for waterskiing, appliance purchasing and general deer-in-headlights demeanor and it is non-stop entertainment for the rest of the league.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 4, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, 9 wins WERE expected

They just weren’t ever actually achieved.

by Jack Fact on Aug 4, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably...

but it’s not as easy to appreciate the best of time without having gone through the bad times to get there.

by Mr. Sanchez on Aug 4, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

13-1 Brew Crew: conicidence?

And to think Mark Richt has a losing record against Ron Zook.

Bud Light is beer? Major props to Mussy for not just going along with the crowd and doing his own thing with the Moosehead while on Mr Toad’s Wild Ride. Don’t float the mainstream, there, Brent.

not drunk, just overserved

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

The Big East Channel
They can’t count on West Virginia to support the network, however, since the entire state would craftily find a way to pirate the channel and do not lie you know this would happen, West Virginia.

Oh so very true, and why would we even attempt to deny it?

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 4, 2010 10:18 AM EDT reply actions  

875,000 viewers statewide

Does that include the guys sitting on the as-yet unburned couch peering through their neighbor’s trailer window at the tee vee screen?

by hobe g8r on Aug 4, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It most certainly does

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read this as

“PEEING” through their neighbor’s trailer window.

Surprisingly, a correct reading doesn’t change the impact much.

"...when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to."
— Martin Luther

by Go Big Rev on Aug 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the proposed network's sake

I hope they at least count towards advertising rates.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, If I could get my hands on a man-pack satellite unit

I’d give pirating the BE Channel a try from down here in the Souf Kahlina Low Country. I think I saw one of those going to DRMO last week.

"I like the taste of danger most of all." - Jonatha Brooke

by MtnEer_in_SC on Aug 4, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, DRMO.

It’s like Christmas year-round

I was just checking the specs on the endline... for the... rotary girder...

by Minnesota Fats on Aug 4, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

We Orange fans would never stoop to such a thing… but would only watch the Big East network to replay lacrosse games (and pretend the 2010 NCAA Men’s Lax tournament didn’t exist, because we weren’t in the final four, so it couldn’t have really happened).

by drothgery on Aug 4, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only do we enjoy getting our Ric Flair on

but we give him keys to our city and name a day after him.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?s=8044838

And then he leaves us voicemails before games.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6usVo8C8q8

And then he shills for our lottery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zf0VA_L8f4

We may have elected him governor by now. I’m not sure. Might explain the sequins on the columns of the State House.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Aug 4, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

now we know why UT dropped Minny

Given how fertile recruiting is in texas, I am half surprised ND doesn’t schedule 2 games a year down here.

by meatybob on Aug 4, 2010 10:47 AM EDT reply actions  

No service academies limits the opportunities

Meanwhile, North Texas sits by the phone. Of course, the game would be played in El Paso, but still.

by Jack Fact on Aug 4, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Notre Dame want's to have a for sure loss for four years?

In fact, most SEC players don't consider their careers complete unless their bus nearly gets overturned in Baton Rouge or someone flings bodily fluid at their coach's wife in Gainesville. - Andy Staples

by Wallacewade04 on Aug 4, 2010 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Notre Dame's already got

a guaranteed loss on their schedule so this will be no change. It’s just that losing to Texas is more respectable than losing to Navy.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Aug 4, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No.

We want to expand the recruiting base in Texa’s.

Brian Kelly says no Spicy Sea Nuggets.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Aug 4, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

God, I hate Tennessee

Most of the state wouldn’t identify a Volunteer starter that asaulted their own mother if they thought it would cost the Urrnge a football game. Other places joke about it, but it really is the dominant attitude in that state. It is a sick and broken culture of entitlement, and it’s why they have a history of fielding thugs and criminals on the gridiron. If Derek Dooley is serious about changing the culture (something I doubt after his petty refusal to release Brown), he is doomed to leave Knoxville a broken and defeated man.

No wonder Orson fled the state at the first opportunity.

by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 4, 2010 11:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Seeing what happened with the Vol Brawl...

….makes me proud to be a Spartan. At least there is some level of accountability in our program. A dorm fight with one mild injury (bruised jaw) leads to a dozen players suspended for the bowl game, charges and convictions for multiple players, and several kids booted from the program.
Contrast to TN, where you have a dude getting gang-stomped and a police officer KTFO’d in the street, and nothing happens.
Just unbelievable.

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

lansing – where we do things the right way when our players are arrested and charged with assault and battery.

by ramblingamblinjohn on Aug 4, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than......

…..“Move along now, nothing to see here, back to practice boys, don’t mind that unconscious cop or the dude with the rearranged face”

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

As a Texas fan

I’m thrilled for the upcoming wins over notre dame. I just wish ol’ Charlie and Brady Quinn could still be on the field.

Next up: let’s get Texas and Florida to play. One game in SEC country and one in Dallas or Houston. Bring it SEC. This time we’ll try and keep our QB on the field the entire game.

Yee-haw!!!

by UT2001 on Aug 4, 2010 11:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I guess ND is a step down from Minnesota....

…since TX just broke a contract to play a home and home with the Gophers.
Or maybe they’re just skeered of Tim Brewster

by Spartan D on Aug 4, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you watched Notre Dame lately?

And by “lately”, I mean since Lou Holtz left South Bend three years after the HS recruiting class of 2011 was born. They are a step down from Minnesota. And from Navy.

by GwinnettGamecock on Aug 4, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

I was just checking the specs on the endline... for the... rotary girder...

by Minnesota Fats on Aug 4, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gonna happen

As long as Foley is AD. He’s just bringing in too much money to change the set up.

by Charles UF on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They let anyone sing “Take Me Out to the Ballpark” at Wrigley.

"Dodger fans aren’t happy when foul balls get into their section, because it interferes with their playing with the beachball"- Mike Krukow

by 49er16 on Aug 4, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I do not miss...

sitting through the debacle of Illinois football.

by dxf04 on Aug 4, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Since when does five beers

qualify as “a cooler of beer?” When the story mentioned Musburger, I was expecting at least twenty, plus ten empty cans already rolling on the floor.

Relevant: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/2005-09-18-musberger-beer_x.htm

Reporter: "What would it take to get you to spend three or four days outside, on concrete?"
Joe Paterno: "Depends what she looks like."

by Cornbadger on Aug 4, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't there already a Big East Network?

Granted, it’s like the SEC Network and more of a syndication package than an actual TV channel.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Aug 4, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes there is. I get the BE network game locally.

Conference homers are the lowest form of fandom. That is why the SEC has so many of them.

by gtne91 on Aug 4, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one that gets no volume for the Zook video?

by rpmhawk on Aug 5, 2010 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

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